#this bitch really WENT THERE

[cpatchii]

so im reading through wings of fire for the first time and

did he just. did he

thank you jambu wof for inventing the no bitches meme in 2015

[lurkinginnernarrator]

au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,

Shen Jiu: bet

And so the twins decided to switch lives!

The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.

Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy

(spoiler. it wasn't)

Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???

Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?

Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏

Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"

[fyllophobia]

seliph & ares commission, thank you!

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

Martin Blackwood is so real because he didn’t go “I can fix him” or “I could make him worse” to Jon, he went “I know he’s the most fucked up and pathetic man who honestly kinda has a shit personality but I want him anyways” and he’s so real for that

[timothyslucy]

"listen, i want to tell you something." "no, no." "what you got somewhere you got to be?" "god, you are gonna say something heartfelt because you think we're gonna die, and i don't want to cry right now." "i might say something hateful- you don't know." "yes, i do. i know what you're going to say. you're still in love with me." "wow, the arrogance!" "am i wrong?" "no, okay? no, you're not wrong. of course i still love you. do you?" "it doesn't matter!" "so that's a yes?" "oh, you are infuriating!" "i know! i know."

me:

[aroaceleovaldez]

it was a thing for awhile in the fandom (and still is) to focus on one demographic a character is a part of while ignoring others like they can only exist one at a time (primarily being erasing disability traits or experiences the characters describe, usually by taking a trait meant to indicate one thing and claiming it can only indicate a separate thing and never anything else)

but the absolute biggest offender will always be when Rick and Mark Oshiro just fully did that in The Sun And The Star. like. oh okay. this is what we're doing now. and fully said it too. "Nico only likes Mythomagic to look at the hot men on the cards" ah yes of course it's definitely not because. he has adhd (and autism coding) and Mythomagic is his hyperfixation/special interest. nah that couldn't be it. Because of course Nico's only trait is "Gay" and that's the only thing that can inform his character Ever. How could i be so silly as to think otherwise? (sarcasm sarcasm)

anyways the fandom could really stand to learn about intersectionality that'd be great. rick too probably. also just remember disability exists in general and is kind of very central to the series and nearly every character. thanks.

[sweetberry-roebuck]

Hey y'know when the current moment is transcendently beautiful and meaningful and true, but you know that it is temporary and you can't help but feel existentially haunted by that fact. You know when you are experiencing beautiful heartrending art and you feel lost in the moment and then its over. You know how you'll experience art or human connection or a walk on a nice day and you know the sunlight on your skin will fade and you'll forget how it felt to be this warm.

You know in video games when there is one experience-definingly gleeful or touching or viscerally emotional moment that soon ends and leaves you with something more complicated, more doomed, more cyclical? You know? You know how it feels to dig your claws and teeth into a moment and try as hard as you can to feel it and to remember it and to make it part of yourself? Do you know??

[ashenberry]

[ID in ALT]

mgs doodle dump + 2 shitposts i shoould like. organize these somehow. i wont but i should

thank you @counterfeitubiquity for helping me ID and also letting me steal one of ur memes

[doubledyke]

"...Did I mention he's a doctor...? Yup, aaaaaall the TOP degrees."

[nightmarearian]

yk, I want Bludhaven’s Nightwing and Gotham’s Nightwing to be different.

In Gotham, obviously there are. A lot more people. There, he is “the nice one” (compared to the others).

In Bludhaven? Blud-worse crime rate than Gotham-Haven, managed only by Nightwing? There’s no fuckin way.

Personally I don’t think it’s. Mainly a conscious decision or smth? Just he does more in Bludhaven and maybe ends up being generally less cheery? Or smth. He’s more willing to be (externally) tired with Bludhaven than he would be with Gotham.

Idk, smth for him to really embody the Terror of Bludhaven title yk? Nightwing is Bludhaven’s Batman; you know like, before robin and everything. He works too hard and he’s something to be scared of. He is Bludhaven’s Batman - just a bit more flippy & quippy (and a lot more friends).

[sundry-whovengerslocked]

Doctor Who "Rogue" memes

I've made memes. enjoy.

(contains slight spoilers)

firstly, ones that are more encompassing:

regarding the episode itself:

and finally, Captain Jack Harkness stages of grief:

[rouge-the-bat]

been watching sailor moon and im kinda really digging this lil prettyboy villain thats quite fruity with this other villain guy, but said prettyboy is the henchman thats becoming the focus after the previous two villain henchmen were killed so im like :( not looking promising for this mans future

but like hello. crying on another mans lap as he literally pets you. sitting with him Like That. holding his hand and rubbing ur face against it like a cat. looking like you are sitting in his lap from behind. calling him master (according to translation). what do you MEAN ur probably gonna get just a few episodes of screentime before being killed off :( i want to see more of whatever this situation is

the sailor girls need to stop falling in love at first sight with random basic men and start getting on this kinda level with each other

[heraldofsomething]

Assassin's Creed: Odyssey Goddess of the Hunt

Mykonos is definitely my favorite island. And you're my favorite misthios.

[ollylotl]

hey guys youre not gonna believe this but... women.

[allastoredeer]

Know of any Radioapple fics where Lucifer starts out as the jerk/dick in the relationship?

Unfortunately, I don’t have any radioapple fics where Lucifer starts out as the jerk 😔 which is a huge fucking shame.

I did recently go through the Hazbin tag on AO3 and saved a TON of fics that caught my eye, so maybe one of those will have it. I’ll keep you posted 👉👉

Not to self-promote but my radioapple series “Just Kiss Already” kind of starts out with Lucifer being a jerk in the beginning. It’s intermingled with him slowly developing feelings for Alastor and feeling obligated to help him for helping Charlie, but his bitchy side REALLY shows itself in the fourth installment “Chaggie’s Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course.”

I enjoy Lucifer and Alastor being mean to each other, but part of Lucifer’s character arc is going to focus on his aversion to sinners and how he thinks of them (in light of his growing feels gs to Alastor, a sinner who definitely earned his place in Hell) so he’s still going to have a lot jerky moments.

[missycolorful]

Now that crows are talking about noticing signs of corruption early on, such as during the prison event, i'm thinking about the one instance where q!Phil started shouting and hitting q!Bagi for trying to set q!Missa on a date with someone else. And it was hilarious, don't get me wrong, and we all just took it as a haha funny moment because Phil just missed him that much, right? But in hindsight, it's like, dang, chill bro. And Phil mentioned that moment AGAIN post-reset--not to Bagi, but just off hand, though definitely in a passive-aggressive manner. Like, why are you so hung up on it, dude?

Phil has never really been SO possessive of Missa before. And I think the corruption is part of it. Like, Missa can't go on a date with anyone else, you can't have him, he's mine.

(pls join the server when Philza is on, Missa, I wanna see my cubito get worse🙏)