#this bitch boutta get cancelled

[shrekgogurt]

Day 12: Normal

Warm wishes to you and yours this holiday season directly from the mouth of everyone's favorite mob boss aunt, Fiona.

@carryon-countdown

[fruitbasketball]

wnba highlights 8/17-8/18

okay so i’ve been out of it these past couple days so i’m just gonna give y’all the big games and moments and important shit

but please send in asks if i missed a game you wanted to see me cover, i’ll try to get to it 🤞🏽

new york liberty vs las vegas aces - 8/17

starting off strong with this 2023 finals rematch - LAWDDDD a’ja wilson you are a badddd woman. 24 points, 11 boards, but still could not walk away with the win.

that being said, the aces played like shit for being the aces. 37% from the field, 29% from 3 - what are we DOING bro. this is CRAZY!!!!!

i mean jackie young 1-8?? what the FUCK????

chelsea in double digits for points is a shock to me lately, but we’re here, so!!

not that the liberty as a whole played much better tho - slightly better fgp and slightly worse 3pfg BRO??? is THIS WHO WE ARE??

lord help me why is sabrina ionescu putting up 21 shots and only getting 23 points off of it. and 2 of those points were actually free throws so she got 21 on 21.

someone explain that shit to me. that math ain’t mathing.

jj with 17 REBOUNDS??? HELLO??? WHAT IN THE STAT PAD?? IS YOUR FGP THIS LOW FOR THAT PURPOSE??? fucking HELPPPP

y’all disappoint me. NEXT.

las vegas aces vs los angeles sparks

yeah i’m not here to speak on the game for this one. it was a slaughter from an efficiency perspective, i’ll say that.

i like watching the aces. they’re an entertaining team, and i feel bad from a basketball perspective that they had such a shitty start to the season.

but for aces fans to boo dearica in FRONT OF HER DAUGHTER - to act as though becky hammon is getting unfairly cancelled rather than acting as tho she committed a FEDERAL OFFENSE, which she DID…

fuckin crazy bro. you’re full of shit.

chicago sky vs phoenix mercury

the dee and angel hug at the end was everything. EVERYTHING.

but in case y’all missed the typa timing the chi town barbie been on: 19 points, 20 boards, on 8-16. play. with. ya mama.

they still lost tho don’t get me wrong, but the merc needed this after that fever loss bc bitch what the fuck.

y’all want me to be impresser that sofeet cuntingham got her first double double..? that ho been in the league for fucking ever gtfoh bro maga ass…

monique billings on a roster thank fucking god because i was boutta throw hands

anyway dee still got it like that… y’all don’t stress 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

seattle storm vs indiana fever

caitlin clark you are… something. telling the opposing bench to “stop crying” and then giggling right after is absolutely insane work. i might genuinely be terrified of that girl.

sds i love you bro if you wanna shoulder check that ho do it in game too. ain’t a damn thing. you do you baby.

aight real show of the night: LEXIE. MFKING. HULL.

don’t y’all EVER disrespect one of tara’s girls like that again. NEEEEVER. 22 points on 80%??? DO Y’ALL KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT IS??

i will say the fever played exceptionally last night (except kls, and imma ride for a husky always… but she should lowk not be starting): 3 guys over 20, 46 fgp, 3pfg at 48 so HIGHER than fgp?? some steph curry shit right there.

meanwhile in seattle, we don’t even breach 40. it’s getting to the point where i’m surprised that seattle loses a game, because what?? can someone HELP JEWELL BRO?? LORD!!! you just lost to a team that might have a lottery pick!!!

GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER!!!

[zeltqz]

is it just me or is Mahito better looking than Nanami…Like idk im not a big fan of men who look like they’re pushing 60 but actually younger than Gojo, thats just me though 😭

Why is this literally my thought process I LOVE YOU

people slander mahuto like yeah okay he killed ur fave characters, boohoo he’s a villan that’s what he does. Im not telling you to be mahitos biggest fan but people act like he’s the ugliest character in the show when Nanamin is RIGHT THERE LIKE

That man’s looks is so bland and boring I cannot be attracted to him.

I’m boutta get cancelled for saying this but idgaf

Mahito is so much prettier than nanami, his design is awesome and I fucking love his voice actor so much.

Anyway here’s my fave photos of mahito 👌🏾🤌🏾

He’s so beautiful I’m gonna cry

If he didn’t scare me as much as he did I would have definitely written smut about him by now

I don’t even hate nanami, I have no opinion on him aside from he’s ugly and boring personality wise. The reason I dislike nanami stans is because his stans get so upset when someone says they don’t like him, and act like other people are weird for not liking him. If I say mahito>nanami they’ll start calling me crazy blah blah,

Like okay he’s a gentleman whatever but idc I need someone with a mouth yk? If I call u a dumb bitch u better call me one back. That’s my love language🫶🏾

People created this narrative of nanami that he’s some alpha male dominated sex god when that’s not true like are we looking at the same man?? Canon nanami is a fucking virgin

They get so mad I don’t like this fanon version of nanami they created inside their mind like okay sorry I don’t look at him the same way u do💀 it’s all about criticising characters until it’s a character they love

[greatpretending]

oooh this boutta be a long one so bear with me lol but ugh he’s a junior & im a sophmore. we’re currently both on varsity swim & swear I didn’t know he went to my school until last polo season. My friends would always tell me he & his friends would stare at me literally all the time but at the time I was like huh?? and brushed it off. it wasn’t until we were put in groups for chem that he talked to me asking if I was going to the guys polo game & doing swim this season. again I was like huh? 1/2

(2/?) GIRL I DID NOT KNOW WHO WE WAS BUT TURNS PUT HE WAS IN POLO NAD SINCE I WAS TAKING THE CLASS HE KNEW ME BUT I DID NOT KNOW THAT HE WAS IN MY CHEM CLASS LIKE WE WERE DEADASS HALF WAY INTO THE YEAR SKKSSKSK after that I was like woah who’s this cutie and basically hitting myself in the head for not paying attention more. I told my friends about it & their like stupid he’s the one that we’ve been telling u about but u kept brushing it off. the dumb bitch energy that I radiate...

(ksksk this is so long I’m sorry (3/?) ) alright so after that intitial interaction I caught him staring at me countless times in chem and when we were at the pool my heart rate raced everytime sksk one time the bus that we took back to school (since we use another schools pool) was really crowded so everyone had to squeeze together and this boy SAT NEXT TO ME AND WE WERE SO CLOSE LIKE OUR SIDES WERE FULLY PRESSED TO EACH OTHER GIRL I HAD TO FORCE MYSELF TO NOT SCREAM SKKSK

(I’ll shut up soon I promise lol 4/5 ) after that girls polo season started and I only took the class to stay in shape for swim but I still wanted to help so when we we had a home game I ran the snack bar and homie would always show up to support and run the clocks for the game. I think his friends were mostly going the work so when we they wanted something from the snack bar they sent him and I could tell he was getting flustered having to keep coming back but I was just like awww what a bby 🥺

(Yee yee 5/5) that was basically all our interactions during polo season maam  I’m soo shy & can never bring myself to talk to him even though we’re both on varsity swim now & there’s been more opportunities to get to know him but there’s dead ass 3 weeks of swim left and I’m here just admiring him from afar. I still catch him staring in chem but not as much as before I wonder if it’s cause he lost interest or course he’s got caught so many times. (FUCK I LIED THIS IS 6 PARTS LONG IM SO SRRY) but yah the school years almost over and I wanna talk to him sooo bad but I really don’t know how without looking like an idiot. I have his Instagram and number and we just got added into the same gc on Snapchat but a bitch is still a pussy and won’t interact directly. I wanna do something cause next years he’s gonna be a senior but a bitch really needs help I would dm him but idk what to say. if u could please spare some advice a girl is STRUGGLING 

I’M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS BUT IT WAS WILD FROM START TO FINISH.

YOU GOTTA GO FOR IT HE PROBABLY LIKES YOU!!!

One sneaky way to hang out with someone alone is to get a friend in on it tbh. “Hey, do you want to go see a movie with me and ___?” and then your friend just conveniently cancels last minute. 

But also if you want to get a convo going online you can never go wrong with memes. 

[swearronchanel]

Finally got around to 7.02

Back at it again with more of my commentaries that no one asked for, I just have a lot to say watching Call The Midwife ok!

Better late tha never, let’s get this started

Skipping the credits bc I’m impatient

Val serving a look! even tho it’s all blue

Shelagh’s perfect 60s kitchen is a dream 😍 looks just like the blue of the Petries’ in the Dick Van Dyke Show

Shelagh Turner is so adorable

New hairstyle for Val coming soon?

Trixie looking like a BABE

Her extensions on point! I’m jealous

“Mine looks terribly realistic” LMAO I LOVE WINNIE

Love the 60s salon decor lol

Poor Sister Winnifred needs a car😂

Ugh choke on that whistle Woolfe

“Iced buns” Run away boobs, look out 😂

GTFO! “Looking like she just got off the boat” BITCHHH!!!

People still love to tell me to straighten my hair and that’s my natural hair is too frizzy and messy, fuck you. *”beyonce!?” video voice* Lucille sweetie I’m sorry an ugly b*tch would even say that

This shit already pissing me off ugh, I know I’m white passing and it gives me privilege but my dad and lot of my family doesn’t and I get upsetttt thinking that they prob hear shit like this or have before(as SO many people do),, like I will throw hands

That goes for anyone tbh, 0 tolerance for racism. It angers me everyday

Val’s still in rollos loll, ugh I wanna get my hair done soon

am I immature or are Sister W’s sock puppets are funny as hell?😂😂

I love Sister Winnie tho she deserves more

Yass gal being your man he needs to be involved

Aww baby

BEATRIX !!! 😍 THIS IS A L O O K

I LOVE IT SM

ALSO Christopher is still a babe and he has a new car?? Sugar daddyyy 🤑

“My parents tried their best but domestic science wasn’t really on the syllabus at casa mia” LMFAO I AM TRIXIE

if only I was that gorgeous and fabulous

I love Val & Trixie’s banter 😂😘

“Not so long ago I thought I’d never be happy again and yet here I am. The human heart is really most resilient.” Oh Trixie I need to hear that.

Yes Lucille knock some sense into them

Sister Monica Joan, an 80-odd nun in the 60s is legit more open minded than an entire population in this country *cough cough Tr*mp & his disgusting supporters*

WHO PICKED THIS UGLY OUTFIT FOR SHELAGH? I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU

“She grew up in a communist country I doubt that’s conducive to a cheerful disposition.” LMAO

Lol my baby cousin is named Magdalena

“Her type” YOU MEAN A HUMAN. SHE’S A HUMAN. FROM THE CARIBBEAN.

THANK YOU VAL FOR THE DEFENSE IMA FLIP

O m f g I WANT TO FIGHTTTTT THIS MOTHER

Oh shit a stroke!!??

Lucille grabbing Val’s hand 😭

Sister MJ’s eyes😭😭

I forget you could smoke even in hospitals and planes back then

How is Teddy this big already? 

SHELAGH’S FACE LMAOO intimidated by Magda

She’s a Catfish but for the better

Trixie again 😍 love that dress too!

I want her hair ugh

LMAO BURNT ASS GRAEPFRUIT 

Yass Magda you’ve been living your best life, I need to get like you

“Everyone knows English coffee is very bad” LMAOO I LOVE HER ALREADY??

but also we know the best coffee is from the Caribbean & Columbia

“Better than what I’m used too” LMAO PATRICK YOU GONNA GET IT BOY

Shelagh’s faces I’m so ded

Time to step up your wardrobe tho Shelagh, Magda can’t upstage you in your own home

“Life really can change in the blink of an eye.” You’re telling me Phyllis

WINNIE LMAO putting her hand to her heart is me at every little thing

What happened to the cute nightgowns you owned Shelagh? cancel the moo moos

“You might want to put on a cardigan. You’re not on the continent now.” LMAO WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

like shoulders aren’t scandalous tf 😂 or is it bc it’s chilly? Either way Shelagh is so pressed, I die😂 

don’t worry bby she don’t want your man lmao, no need to be worried

Damn calling her an invalid right in front of her Dr T? kinda fucked up

aw this poor husband 😭

guess who still hates Mrs Stanton? yo

she’s pregnant and dropped a pound and I go to the gym and cannot? what the hell

The bonchinche (gossip) at the salon is so realistic lol, it’s usually the hairdressers spilling the tea here when you go to people you know😂👏🏼

Shelagh in another dowdy outfit why!?

The costume designers doing Laura Main so dirty this series, she deserves better

I know she is not Trixie or Val but she can wear cute outfits too!

Like the grey dress from 6.2! The Jackie Kennedy-esque suit! She had some looks and now she’s in these dull avena colors

Don’t @ me bc of this either^ I appreciate fashion and just looking nice, let me rock and complain 

“Filthy hands” Mrs Stanton boutta MEET MY TWO FISTS REAL SOON OMFG

“Proper English nurse”IM FUMINGGGGG

IDGAF she’s upset and wants to blame YOU DON’T GET TO JUSTIFY BEING RACIST

the black woman waiting just gave Lucille the most sad but understanding look my fucking heart

“It’s not up to you or Nurse Crane to decide how much unpleasantness I can bear.” FUCK YES LUCILLE BABE STICK UP FOR YOURSELF !!! TAKE NO SHIT

I L O V E H E R

Is their last name Romaine like the lettuce?

The track suit tho lolll

“The fears we have in the present often lie in the experiences of the past”😭yes

Can we call her Lucy? I love her

I feel you Val bb! I’m embarrassed that my country put literal evil garbage in the White House!!

Aw Val sorry bb

“I’ve had patients who won’t let me touch them bc they thought the blackness would rub off on their skin” set in 1963 and there’s still fucking disgusting people who act like this in 2018

🙌🏻👏🏼 LUCILLE ANDERSON

I’m glad ofc but ugh I hate when they resolve major/serious problems so quickly tbh

Omg I remember my hair was too short for braids so my mom would make me get “twisties” GOD THE PAIN I CAN STILL FEEL IT! AND THE RUBBER BANDS BREAKING AGAINST YOUR HEAD AHHH

Teddy omg the cutest

LMAO okay Tim, chill

A ROBERTS RADIO UGH I WANT ONEEE

Lmaoo Tim is tragic😂 he doesn’t get out much

Angela aw! An angel!

Magda serving a look aye

Where’s Shelagh to sing the toothbrush song?

The husband reminds me of a “who from whoville” loll

Occupational therapy clinic! Mika !! @nurse-franklin

Coq au vin? Chef Magda

“If you like that sort of thing” LMAO SALTYY AF

“Do I detect a tone?” LMAO OBVIOUSLY PATRICK, REASSURE YOUR WIFE SHE’S PRESSED

I’m laughing but really it’s not funny enough to drag it out lol, I hope Shelagh get’s over it quick

Lmaoo Shelagh a dress with her shoulders out and knees showing is not half dressed, calamate

Lol love her still

I do love her facial expressions too

But fr can she not wear all brown & whoever gave her the M’Lynn from Steel Magonlias hair? It gotta go

SISTER MJ AND LUCILLE MI CORAZÓN

“I could read to you”😭😭

Wait they play basketball?

Violet Buckle is under-appreciated and the Buckle family is too

Aw I’m proud of Marjorie’s husband

obvs hand in front of stomach placement ha

LMAO WINNIE STEALING THE CAR WHAT A THUG! GTA OUT HERE 😂

LMAO THIS DAD AW HE’S COACHING

PHYLLIS IN HER SKIRT BLESS, SHE’S GONNA BE PISSED THO LOLLL

He’s about to throw up I’m ded

Phyllis brought to tears about her, I feel 😂😭

Except my Bitch ass doesn’t have a car or license yet

“Wedding”😭

CAUGHT Lmaoo sorry Sis

“The longest paths lead into sunlight, when they are paved with love”😭😭

THESE DARLINGS BROUGHT FOOD I LOVEEE

Omfg do I see rellenos de papa?👀👀 

That food looks so good ugh I wish I had some home cooked food rn

Ahh man that’s it?

Till next week😭..

[seventeen-teen-teen-trash]

BLESS JOSHUA HONG AND HIS NOT SO FUCKBOY BUT SUPER BRO ATTITUDE AND IDK I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL BC CINNAMON WILL SEE CHAEYEON THERE AND EWWWW BUT BLESS JOSHUA HONG

lmao is joshua hong really a fuckboy tho

Anonymous said:Wow wow Chaeyeon the snake filling Hanson’s head with lies. She is officially blocked and cancelled 🙅‍♀️😤

trueeeee

Anonymous said:I REALLY HATE THAT HOCKEY GIRL !!! SHE IS MAKING HANSOL LOOK STUPID (in my view)!!!

right!! he’s already clueless about girls no need to make it worse

@lilili-yabbaets said:I NEED A MEME DEALER. I NEED VERNON HANSOL CHWE TO BE MY MEME DEALER

i wonder what memes he actually has saved on his phone like i really need to know

Anonymous said:This... bitch.... I tried to like her, I really did... but now I want cinnamon to punch he in the face... with a plane... yeah

Cinnamon just needs to hulk smash tbh

Anonymous said:IF FUCKING CHAEBITCH FUCKS UP THEIR MEETING I WILL SLICE HER FACE LIKE DAEHOO DID TO VERNON

lmaooo damn tho

@caj1598 said:Hansol: Yeah you’re right I should trust you Me, ready to jump through the screen: NOOO BBY DONT DO IT!!😭😭😭 Also me: OUR LORD AND SAVIOR FBOI SHUA?!?!😱😫🙌💕🤭

me tho while writing it

@thisisgospelofthehorizon said:I am all about Joshua secretly being a sweety WHATTAP GET THAT DUALITY MA BOI 👏🌹💋✌(i have zero shame😂)

oml lol

@pinksugamonster said:FUCKBOOII JOOOOOOSSSHHHHUUUAAA made an appearance 🙌��😏

he’s gonna be a big help just saying

Anonymous said:Over 13 parts 👀👀👀 im liking this storyyyyyy 💕💕💕

i’m glad bby 

Anonymous said:yaaassss cinnabun go get your mans 😭😭😭 i didn't think i'd appreciate mr fuckboy josh in this au, but he's very quickly redeeming himself. great update babs! ~ highkey fangirl

thank you so much bby it really means a lot

Anonymous said:Chae boutta catch these hands Ruining a cute thing going on 😡😤😤😤😤😤

hansol & cinnamon? cute. hansol & chaeyeon? a piece of shit

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CBJ

IM FIGHTIN SETH JONES AND HIS TRUMP TOMI FUCKIN LAUNDRY DETERGENT SUPPORTIN ASS HE CAN CATCH THESE FUCKIN HANDS RN HE NEEDA FUCKIN LEAVE HE CANCELED HE CAN TAKE THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKIN EXIT AND GET TF OUTTA CBJ BEFORE HE GO THO YOU ALREADY KNOW IMMA BE SWINGIN HE NEEDA GET HIS LIFE IM BOUTTA LAY HIS ASS OUT BE PULLIN FUCKIN WWE MOVES ON HIS ASS IDGAF  BITCH HE DONE IM BOUTTA START SWINGIN

[cs-discourse]

bro im boutta LOSE IT the realistic dogs from 2014 store are worth MORE THAN OTHER 2014 STORES BECAUSE OF DEMAND but as soon as i tell them that they're like *cancels without a message* BITCH YUNNO YOU TRYNA GET THIS PET FOR 50 C$ AND I CALLED YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT only ONE person has cancelled nicely sugar to them but FOR REAL SMH okay im done thank you

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