greatpretending
Everything's all by the way
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Sydni. 29. Addicted to Dr Pepper. She/her.
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greatpretending · 14 days ago
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the urge to go to bed at 6pm these days is insane
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greatpretending · 22 days ago
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People talk about the physical pain of migraines, but they can lead to emotional pain too.
A lot of times when I have a migraine and I'm forced to lie in bed all day, it can be triggering because it reminds me of when I would be in bed with one as a teenager, and I would get bullied about it by my step-mom. She didn't believe I was actually in pain, or at least that the pain was as bad as it was. She thought I was just lazy.
It went as far as her spending a day in bed and loudly, repeatedly announcing to the family that she "just wanted to see what it felt like to be Sydni for a day".
And she wonders why I went no-contact with her lol
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greatpretending · 1 month ago
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greatpretending · 2 months ago
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Things I'm doing by the end of 2024:
-getting an IUD
-applying for a passport
-purchasing a non-lethal weapon for defense, such as a taser or stun gun
-purchasing a small stock of plan B for those I know who may need it (shelf life of 4 years)
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greatpretending · 2 months ago
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Oh boy
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greatpretending · 2 months ago
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pixel art stamp concepts!~
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greatpretending · 2 months ago
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This has turned out to be a very bad day and I should have just gone into work
My introverted ass hasn't had a proper break from being social in over a week and I am finally alone in my apartment and I took tomorrow off work to see no one and I am so excited
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greatpretending · 2 months ago
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My introverted ass hasn't had a proper break from being social in over a week and I am finally alone in my apartment and I took tomorrow off work to see no one and I am so excited
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greatpretending · 2 months ago
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Sometimes I swear my brother and I were raised by different parents bc why did I have to explain to this 31 year old that it's rude to show up to a launch event for a non profit, eat their food, not participate in any of their activities, and not donate anything. It's not a fucking soup kitchen it's literally a fundraiser.
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greatpretending · 2 months ago
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I can't tell if I just have a lot of trauma or if my roommate is really passive aggressive with every door, cabinet, and drawer in the apartment
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greatpretending · 2 months ago
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Someone on Twitter said I don't look old enough to vote (incredible compliment, thank you) even though you can clearly see on my profile I've had that account since 2010. What, do you think I've been ripping sick hot takes since I was THREE?
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greatpretending · 3 months ago
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Where are you getting things for $20 everything is $35 for me
why does everything gotta cost $20
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greatpretending · 3 months ago
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Yes, would you like anything to drink?
can I please get some chicken tenders and uhmgmm. french fries. and also , as much spicy ranch as you're allowed to give me
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greatpretending · 3 months ago
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There's nothing I hate more than when your friends are like "please share the thing you're excited/upset about!" so you do and they just... Ignore you
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greatpretending · 3 months ago
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I went to pick up the order and they just.... Didn't have it so I take back what I said about silver linings there's nothing good in this world except my neices and my cats
The last few weeks have been so unbelievablly hard but work is buying Chipotle tomorrow so there are silver linings in life
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greatpretending · 3 months ago
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The last few weeks have been so unbelievablly hard but work is buying Chipotle tomorrow so there are silver linings in life
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greatpretending · 3 months ago
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Moms be like that's my childhood trauma punching bag eldest daughter
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