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Things I'm doing by the end of 2024:

-getting an IUD

-applying for a passport

-purchasing a non-lethal weapon for defense, such as a taser or stun gun

-purchasing a small stock of plan B for those I know who may need it (shelf life of 4 years)

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Oh boy

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pixel art stamp concepts!~

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Tell me something that's made you happy recently

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This has turned out to be a very bad day and I should have just gone into work

My introverted ass hasn't had a proper break from being social in over a week and I am finally alone in my apartment and I took tomorrow off work to see no one and I am so excited

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My introverted ass hasn't had a proper break from being social in over a week and I am finally alone in my apartment and I took tomorrow off work to see no one and I am so excited

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Sometimes I swear my brother and I were raised by different parents bc why did I have to explain to this 31 year old that it's rude to show up to a launch event for a non profit, eat their food, not participate in any of their activities, and not donate anything. It's not a fucking soup kitchen it's literally a fundraiser.

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I can't tell if I just have a lot of trauma or if my roommate is really passive aggressive with every door, cabinet, and drawer in the apartment

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Someone on Twitter said I don't look old enough to vote (incredible compliment, thank you) even though you can clearly see on my profile I've had that account since 2010. What, do you think I've been ripping sick hot takes since I was THREE?

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Where are you getting things for $20 everything is $35 for me

why does everything gotta cost $20

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Yes, would you like anything to drink?

can I please get some chicken tenders and uhmgmm. french fries. and also , as much spicy ranch as you're allowed to give me

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There's nothing I hate more than when your friends are like "please share the thing you're excited/upset about!" so you do and they just... Ignore you

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I went to pick up the order and they just.... Didn't have it so I take back what I said about silver linings there's nothing good in this world except my neices and my cats

The last few weeks have been so unbelievablly hard but work is buying Chipotle tomorrow so there are silver linings in life

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The last few weeks have been so unbelievablly hard but work is buying Chipotle tomorrow so there are silver linings in life

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Moms be like that's my childhood trauma punching bag eldest daughter

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