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Tfw someone randomly brings up Tom Holland/Spider-Man and I have to pretend I've always been normal and this account doesn't exist

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Thanks fish. Imma have a Dr pepper instead. But I'll probably drink some water later

drink water you are so PRETTY drink water

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I LOVE MAKING UP NEW DND CHARACTERS

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Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

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Happy P4A to all who celebrate

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I have... not been good at managing my ocpd lately 🙃

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Long live the superb owl

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Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS (2025) Dir. Matt Shakman

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oh god I just remembered black holes exist

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I wish I could draw more than a stick figure I have all these ideas for making my friends D&D themed valentines and no skills with which to execute them

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can we PLEASE have more shitty women characters?

i don't mean shittily written women characters, i mean women characters who are just shitty people! just complete fleabags! terrible awful miserable pathetic wet mangy women. who engage in shenanigans and make selfish decisions and whose actions are unreasonably excused by the narrative. this is EQUALITY! this is LONG OVERDUE. give me fictional women who SUCK!!!

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I was just reminded bake sales exist. Maybe I shouldn't have kids. God knows I will take that shit way too seriously.

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"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"

Poster spotted in Olympia, WA

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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Hey just a reminder that if you don't stick to your morals as well as you possibly can, those aren't actually your morals

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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.