#this bad boy is so definetly dead

[happypeachsludgeflower]

so you know how ants smell oleic acid and decide whatever smells like that must be dead?

and they’re very diligent about anything that smells dead to the burial grounds even if the dead smelling thing isn’t actually dead?

consider, a villain dousing ant-man in oleic acid any time he comes to stop their evil plot.

and the ants.

just.

carrier him away.

[aryxchse]

roronoa zoro headcanons

a/n: hi meet my bf

pairings: a little zoro x fem! reader

- he always looks so confused

- like you're trying to talk to him but he's like.. dozed off

- literally the funniest guy ever and doesn't even realise it

- like he'd be telling his honest thought and the crew would be laughing their ass of

- he's not a picky eater but he definetly hates pasta and idek why

- reads the books robin has finished and talks with her

- hates listening nami talking about maps because he doesn't get it and it makes him mad

- he doesn't know about the money math stuff either so he just doesn't like when nami opens her mouth ( kidding ofc )

- likes winter more

- a really good swimmer like- really good

- he can follow the ship if he fell to the sea and he wouldn't even be tired

- he does the poses that every gym guy does in front of the mirror

- doesn't like wearing clothes because he thinks its limiting his moves, but he has to yk ( we wouldn't mind- )

- his bandana (?) needs to be washed fr it smells SO BAD.

- has like 2 shirts

- sometimes looks at mihawk and says 'that guy is so me' like how boys act when they see ryan gosling

- he's actually so shy around women and it was hard for you to talk to him since he's both cold and shy

- he's used to talk to nami and robin but if you're new in the crew, my mans not talking

- ask him about sword fighting and boom he's an extrovert

- he dyed his hair black too, he's just a fanboy okay

- oblivious about flirting but if he gets it he becomes a whole tease

- he smells like metal and salt water

- his naps are so light bro like- you'd think that he's dead asleep but with one crack his eyes are wide open

- has very good reflexes and its so hot when he catches something before it falls

- helps sanji sometimes because hes good at chopping ( although its SO RARE )

- anyways i love him

by the way, im just on episode 27 of one piece and if i made a mistake like if zoro is actually good at math or his naps are deep?? idk but let me now! i'll change it, thank you for reading!

[1-800-cuupid]

ykw im so pissed about the parents in omori, mainly sunny's mom & dad.

spoilers obvs

BRUHHH!!! I was sitting there in SHOCK because!!! !!

She left son in a house that she thought had no electricity, barely any food and didn't go check on him when he wasn't answering her calls!!!

She would rather go to some stupid fuckin furniture sale instead of checking on her child who she is FULLY aware hasn't left the house in 4 friggin years!!!! hasn't been going to school!!!! hasn't been talking to his friends!!!

SHE EVEN SAYS HERSELF THAT KEL HAS BEEN COMING AROUND DAMN NEAR EVERY DAY AND SUNNY HASN'T BEEN RESPONDING, NOT ASNWERING THE DOOR, SHOWING NO SIGNS OF LIFE WITHIN THAT HOUSE!!!

And this lady doesn't think "HOL UP, LEMME GO CHECK ON MY SINGLE SURVIVING CHILD!!!"

Don't even get me started on Basil and Sunny framing Mari's death as a suicide. Theres no fucking way that two little boys who were 12 and 13 at the time were framing a perfect suicide, there is simply no way.

Mari fell down the stairs, landed on a violin and perished (both WOODEN, mind you. There must've been bruises and cuts on her body SO BAD that it probably looked like she had gotten into a fight!! Not to mention broken bones in her body that would make no sense in a suicide, too.

My point being that when the parents came home, they HAD TO KNOW that something was DEFINETLY wrong!!

>Be parents, Mari and Sunny perfectly fine, Basil is not there, leave.

>Still parents, come back, Basil is there, Sunny is probably disassociating, both boys look like they've just seen the eye of sauron, Mari dead in the backyard, ????????????

His parents had to know that there was an accident of some kind and helped them cover it up to an extent. What solidifies this even more for me is that at some point, Sunny's dad says that he's not his son during one of his memory/dream sequences as he's chopping down the tree Sunny and Basil hung Mari from.

The dad dipped and the mom is clearly checked tf out.

Absolutely worst parents ever!!!

[justashuckingsimp]

Bad Luck

Summary:

(TAKES PLACE DURING THE SECOND BOOK) After falling in love with Minho in the Maze, y/n can never seem to get good luck when she's around the guy while they trek through the Scorch.

Dear Diary,

I never had time to think about my feelings in the Maze, and I never thought I would need to. being surrounded by 50 or so teenage boys with only one other girl around was hard enough, but my job as a builder brought the most stress on me. And so I've decided to write in this little book about all my emotions and journeys. I've even taken the risk of writing about my feelings for Minho.

With that I closed the book as I heard Teresa calling my name. We quickly became close after she awoke from her coma. Though we didn't really have much of a choice because confiding in one of the boys was definetly not an option. She's the only one that knows I have feelings for Minho, even if I'm not even sure how to label them yet. As I walked towards her voice I saw Winston laying on the sand with a gun on his chest, I guess everyone had already said their goodbyes. Fry was already in tears, the poor guy. Winston had been scratched on his stomach by one of the monsters I believe Rat Man called "Cranks". What a wicked name. Winston said something to Thomas as Newt backed away. Something only the two of them would hear. Winston shooed us off so he could die knowing his friends didn't have to watch, and soon later as we were walking away, a gunshot. We stopped, as if all trapped in the same thought. I don't remember if I cried. I do remember Minho holding my waist as we walked to steady me.

~Time Skip~

I wake up in a abandoned building, almost but not entirely alone, Minho and Fry were with me. But otherwise there was no one else on the first floor. The building seemed to have multiple levels and we were in the far corner of the first floor.

"Min?" I wondered if he was awake or just resting.

"Yeah y/n, I'm up."

"Oh."I paused unsure how to ask "What happened after...?" I let my voice trail off. I didn't want to speak about what happened to Winston,I know he didn't either. "Well, after you passed out-" "I passed out!?" I interupted him. "Yeah" he cleared his throat "And I had to carry you all the way here sweetheart", I felt butterflies at the thought of Minho carrying me. "But where are we Min?". A long silence. "We're just a mile or two out from the Safe Haven" I saw a tear slide down his face in the glow of the flashlight. I had never seen Minho cry. Not ever. I crawled over to him and laid my head on his chest, hoping to comfort him. We laid there silently.

My mind cleared for a moment. My book. My diary. Where was it? I shot up and started frantically looking around. If someone other than Teresa had read it I'd be dead. "Uh hey Min have you seen-?" I stopped when I saw the book in his hands. "What?" he stopped reading to look at me with a sly gin on his face. This mother-shucker. "Min..give me my book please" He went back to reading "Book or Diary y/n?" He said the word playfully. "Can you just shut up and give me the book?" He eyed me, still smirking, "No." He sat up and put the book to his side. "When were you gonna tell me y/n?" His tone was quiet almost a sad whisper. "I- I don't know I just had some bad luck everytime I got around to telling you, and I never knew if you were going to feel the same. So i had the book to-" I exclaimed as he cut me off with a kiss. I relaxed into his touch and kissed him back, it was a slow gentle kiss. Filled with all the feelings we could never say before.

"Well it took you two shanks bloody long enough." We broke apart at hearing Newt's voice. I saw Thomas, Newt and Teresa whom was wearing a bigger smile than mine an shaking her head. "It took you guys long enough" This came from Fry.

"I guess we just had some bad luck" Minho said winking at me.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Rafale and Cami's discussions and angst are another level of complicated and so fucking good!! Like, I understand Cami's position, but at the same time I know the pain and pressure Rafael is dealing with rn, and while yes, he's not leading as much as barely keeping under control, he's still doing everything in his power... but will that be enoight?? FUCKING WOW.

“People don’t read porn anymore,” Magnus rolled his eyes. “Not for the last fifty years at least.” “Don’t ask me how I know this but I know David does,” Alec rolled his eyes too.  PLEASE HE'S SO DONE WITH EVERYONE JAGDCJHZDGC

Alec and David talking and bonding and Alec giving advice😍😍. I need more of that so bad!!! He’s always felt like hope was a dangerous thing. The only thing more dangerous than broken hearts was broken hope. HE KNOWS THINGS!!

All the people who cared for him ended up dead. Looking back, the foreshadowing makes me feel both stupid and depressed LMAO

The way I love Arthur's POV in this chapter is not normal. istg I've read it like three times and I cry every time 😭😭. It was shocking, and terribly sad and so beautifully written. I don't really take many pictures of myself and never, EVER, take pictures of myself crying, but I remember I was reading this chapter at like 2 am and bawling my eyes out, trying not to make a noise so I wouldn't wake someone up and trying to swallow the pain in my chest and then thought "lmao this looks so weird I am crying about fictional people and this is my definition of having a good time, I need a pic lol"

Arthur never saying visions and just calling them dreams and nightamares, that is so in character and sad at the same time. And how hard, living like that, constantly getting stuck on this visions all the time, never telling anyone and just learning about them little by little 🥺😭. God, it was just so good and I felt my heart beating faster and faster like I was the one trapped in a vision!!!

Also, don't think we've forgotten about that little boy Arthur saw!! I am not letting a single detail slide😤😤

And yet, he had fallen in love with Kincaid anyway. He had fallen in love with the boy who he witnessed kill his brother a thousand times. I coudl write a whole essay just about this, please don't let me 😭

So, he watched the man cry quietly, clutching a stele in his hand. WAIT THIS WAS AFTER DAVID DRAW THE AGONY RUNE, RIGHT??

I have to make a list of my top favorite moments in lbaf, but this scene definetly has a place there!! I LIKE PAIN DON'T JUDGE ME!

Thank you so much. I struggled SO MUCH with that particular Arthur POV. I'm glad it turned out well :)

So, he watched the man cry quietly, clutching a stele in his hand - this is a vision of Other David before his suicide.

[cherrytea556]

I always think that the reason why many like Hades and Persephone's relationship is because of the life x death trope.

What do I mean by this, well, Persephone is generally seen as the goddess of spring (life) while Hades is seen as the ruler of the underworld (death).

The idea of ​​life and death falling in love is a concept that many like instead of the trope of kidnapping your crush and the big age difference. . . ( looks very uncomfortable towards Lore Olímpus)

what do you think? 🤔

I think that's one of the reasons anon. While im no greek mythology fan, i do know its basic premise of his kidnapping of persephone and how much grief it causes her mother. The contrast between the colourful lively spring and the dark deadness of the underworld definetly one of the reasons why it appeals to so many people. Contrast is a treat for shippers or just people liking character dynamics (me included). Hell, the most common or popular ships have some sort of contrast (the classic good girl x bad boy, hero x villain, vampire x werewolf etc...) so I wouldn't be suprised if its the main appeal for people who ship it, including the shippers for lo (lively kind girl x stoic yet gentle man). Also the age difference doesnt make much sense either since its greek mythology, gods/godesses can live for years so why not just make her 1900 or sm? Why 19 when in god years, that's probably a kid/young teen age at most?

Anyway, I agree with your point

[god-mouths]

I NEED TO HEAR EVERYTHING YOU CAN TELL ME ABT THE LAFAUX FAMILY

Will do! this one got long

First off I want to start with the name. LaFaux —> La Faux, which literally translates to “the faker/the false” in French. This of course applies to Casper more than anyone else for a myriad of reasons, but still overall. The whole family.

I’ll go in chronological order— first, the patriarch of the family, micheal lafaux. (Died age 70) He built this business from the ground up! World’s worst eccentric businessman.

Here he is. Fun fact! Every aspect of his personality and character design corresponds to each of his four children— except for Casper. Anyways I have been figuring out his character and boy has it been a genuine fucking delight. He’s such an asshole. He does coke but like. It doesn’t *do* anything to him he just likes putting stuff up his nose. He is always honest (ironic and a direct contrast to his last name)— but he is not kind. He has endless, boundless energy, at least in the prime of his life. The minute he hits fifty it all goes downhill. He loses his energy and his spark.

But, in the 60s or the 70s or whichever, he was a force to be reckoned with. He’s good at macguyvering inventions using random crap, which was how he built and maintained his business. Also he’s sort of a bigot, but not like actively it’s just a side effect of being an important guy in the 60s

A personal rule I have for drawing this thing is that his pupils shouldn’t touch the outlines of his eyes. Adds to that crack-addled look of his that he’s so keen on maintaining. Fun fact about micheal, he cannot wait to die. Not in a bad way, he just genuinely thinks he has it in him to kick the devil’s ass and rule hell. He thinks he’d have fun down there.

Next, Delphina LaFaux (neé Alta-L’Estandares. That’s “high standards” in Spanish. I think I’m funny.) aged ~68 or so at death

She is an assassin who is trying to kill micheal for his money and instead ends up in the world’s most miserable marriage as the man just won’t die. She is absolutely trapped in a hell of her own making.

To put it nicely, she needs micheal like an alcoholic needs a drink. She ends up taking care of the children, because lord knows micheal isn’t doing that. “The prodigal wife, the woman with so much hatred in her body that she's turned it into a living. She faces a challenge in her husband, him being the one person she can't kill. She'd switch gears and try something new, but....something deep in her mind begs her to stay here. Maybe it's destiny, or fate, or....just a prison of her own design. She's doomed. She knows she is. She's procrastinating getting out of the way of the moving train. she's not even tied to the tracks -- she's just standing there.

What's it like to be the dead wife before she dies?”

^ blurb I wrote for an are pee

Now onto them kids those rascals.

This is the firstborn, Peter. (38) He grew up when his father was still in his prime, so he knows the most about how the man actually thinks and talks. When his father dies Peter gets the house. He has no idea how to take care of the huge mansion, and sort of lets it fall into disrepair. He’s a bit frazzled and hides himself from the public eye, because he grew up in the eye of the camera due to being the son of a multi billionaire. He really just wants to live his life alone in peace. Definetly the most chill out of the lafaux family. He got that eyepatch because when he was a kid he looked directly into a bottle rocket just as it went off.

Old ass comic he really is just a fun guy

Onto Vivian, the second oldest. (35) She emulates her father the most, and caught the end of her father’s prime growing up. She is the favorite, and if she were a boy, micheal would have stopped having children literally right then and there. However, micheal wanted a man to inherit all his money. And since the inheritance goes to the youngest we simply can’t have that. The story of LEM is the story of a spy op consisting of criminals. VIVIAN is the one who creates this spy op in the first place, to rival her brother Casper. I haven’t draw. Much of her at all . This is the best image I have of her

I think this is like…2020? Art?? 2019? Still. She’s cunning. A fun gal.

Onto Casper. We all know Casper hi Casper (he’s like 26)

When his father dies, he is 16, putting him in charge of the estate as his sister at the time was too young to do so (13.)

His sister does not make it past age 13. He murders her—supposedly— for the inheritance, and blames it on a faked home intrusion. The rest of the living lafaux siblings are completely silent on this. They’re aware it happened, but have no way of proving it. Peter becomes more of a recluse as a result, and Vivian launches her spy op offensive.

Anyways, Casper renames the company business from “LaFaux Corporate” to “Blue Fox (Faux)”, merging all of the companies his father had dominion over into one giant conglomerate.

The lafaux last name applies to him the most. All he does is lie. His whole personality is a farce to a hidden maliciousness underneath. He is trying to emulate his father, and in doing so has made a suit out of a dead man’s skin. Don’t be mistaken, however. Casper doesn’t live in his father’s shadow- Casper is more famous than his father ever was. What Casper is doing here is making himself a grave in the shape of his father’s corpse. He’s much calmer, though.

Lastly, Beatrice LaFaux. 13, died. Sucks to suck.

[scwirrel]

Tagged by lovely @themirokai. I didn't realise how much i wanted to journal some stuff out until now. thanks 👍.

Current time: 1:35am. which is not actually that late as i am live laugh loving in my nocturnal era. still plenty of time to watch a movie.

Current mood: creatively fraught. i want to get back into creative writing but I've gone so long without completing a project it feels hopeless. waiting on divine intervention at this point.

Current activity: vibing. (when i posted this originally it kept the previous description. i no longer remember what i was doing)

Currently thinking about: i really hope i don't get fired. also i need to clean more. also i need to do more admin. anxiety abounds.

Current favorite song: anything by MF Doom. 90s era. when i crack and swing back to whiny indie girl ballads its always gotta be Presumably Dead Arm by Sidney Gish though.

Currently reading: A Brief History of Seven Killings by Marlon James. its a fairly hefty book about Bob Marley. im loving its versatile writing style and the portrait it paints of the rationale behind sexual violence but i definetly feel like im missing a lot of Jamaican political context. sometimes it feels like a book you should be handed a textbook for before you start, but thats a fault of mine and not the authors. I was previously trying to force myself though Pride and Prejudice but i just cant. Im usually a sucker for classic lit but that era just doesnt do it for me. sad.

Currently watching: im planning on watching the summer i turned pretty before i go to bed. no tv shows right now though. only chick flicks.

Current favourite character: im thinking a lot about everyone from the Sandman series. especially our titular boy. the cheekbones stick out in the mind. im desperately fighting back against another batfam phase. refixating on Tim Drake and Jason Todd would entail a lot more comics and bad movie adaptations than im comfortable with right now.

Current WIPs: i have a lot of unfinished paintings in my sketchbook right now. we wont talk about my writing wips. can a messy room count as a wip? thats the projects taking up most of my emotional space right now

Tagging my favourite (cough: only) mutuals here. no obligations at all, ignore this at your own discretion. @mammoneythegreat @fandoms-incorrect-quotes

[starlight-storytime]

The Bats stare in shock, horror, and then finally, realization. It's the obvious answer, isn't? This explains why he eats food, why he sometimes says or does things that don't make sense for a ghost -

Phantom can copy their human traits after being around them so much.

His powers are growing in a way so he's more like his adopted family! He has an absurd amount of powers that seems to constantly be growing, why wouldn't he be able to look and act human? "How wholesome and tragic of our newest family member, trying to fit in with humans" the family compassionately thinks. "How are the worlds greatest detectives so fucking stupid" Danny internally screams. "How the fuck is half-pint's weird aura almost completely gone right now?" Jason, who could always sense Phantom, wonders.

DP x DC prompt where Danny winds up in Gotham and, after expressing that he’s all alone and just wandering the city aimlessly, he finds himself adopted by Bruce– as Phantom. 

Because if you’ve already adopted a bunch of kids, why not throw a ghost into the mix?

Danny just goes along with it, nervous but not really having any other options. If Bruce Wayne wants to adopt a ghost and feed him, why not humor the man? If they figure out he’s not actually a full ghost, he can always skip town and they’ll never see him again.

Only… Danny’s not sure how he keeps up the charade as long as he does. The moment he finds out he’s not only been adopted by Bruce Wayne, but the Batman, Danny’s just waiting for the inevitable. Surely, Batman will eventually find out who he is.

But it just… doesn’t happen. The family doesn’t really have any reason to assume that a ghost is somehow still alive. They assumed he might be a meta at first, but the kid literally has no pulse and doesn’t breathe. And sure, Danny disappears sometimes (to sleep) and it’s a little weird he eats– but he also speaks in tongues and can fly through the ceiling, so what do they know? Constantine’s been no help, claiming he “doesn’t want to touch this situation with a ten foot pole”, so they’re just sort of figuring out ghost brother shenanigans on the fly. 

They’re more curious who Danny was while living, but (due to a mixture of ghostly interference in Amity, Tucker purging files, the GIW fucking with Amity Park’s exposure to the outside world, and Danny giving them no answers), the bats haven’t been able to find jackshit about Phantom and it’s a bit of a sore spot where egos are concerned. There’s a secret race going on to find info on Phantom first. Danny is aware of it and thinks it’s very endearing and funny. He also desperately wants one of them to succeed already.

The longer it takes for them to (not) figure it out, Danny gets more and more annoyed. At the very start he wanted to keep his identity a secret– new place, new people, how was he supposed to know how they’d react?– but he quickly grew enamored with the family and now trusts them. Besides, they’ve already accepted him as a ghost so, really, what’s there to lose? He’s pretty sure one of his new brothers is like ¼ ghost anyway.

Now Danny’s just been waiting– begging– for them to figure it out. He could just tell them. It would be so easy, but god he’s so committed to this now. Why is this taking so long.

It really starts to come to a head once the family develops non-ghost related nicknames for Danny. Jason in particular likes to joke about how Danny has severely broken the “blue-eyed, black-haired” mold and gives him nicknames like “Wildcard”, “Dove”, and “Uno Reverse”. 

Danny is about ready to snap.

One day, a few of them are about to head out on a mission and Danny asks to tag along. Jason jokingly says, “Sorry Dove, black hair club only.”

Danny just transforms on the spot, keeping his face comically neutral (as much as he can while watching his new family have a collective breakdown.)

“How about now?”

[moonyheartache]

So, the brain worms ara at it again and I thought "haha Merlin AU where not only Arthur returns but also Gwaine bc the whole «courage, strenght and magic» thing"

Me inmediatly also thinking about "well then maybe Lancelot should come back too"

You know, to spice things up

And then somehow it evolved into all of them returning from the dead

Like, every other week some dude sprouts from the ground like a daisy and the authoroties are already dialing Merlin's number.

He obviusly has a house in the forest.

Merlin still has to work so imagine all 6 idiots being left alone in a closed space

Like imagine them getting hungry and then trying to figure out how an oven works so they can cook a chiken

Arthur: well Merlin always gets the food from the bridge-

Elyan: fridge

Arthur: that thing

Gwaine: I don't think this chiken is good, it's all frozen over

León: maybe we can use fire to heat it up?

Percival: I think we can use the oven to do that

Lancelot: I know where Merlin puts the matches

Gwaine: ok great, how do we turn it on

Dead silence

Fifty minutes and nearly three explosions after Merlin comes back from work to find them sitting in the forest floor with a small fire going on so they can eat

"Why is Elyan crying?"

After maybe a month or so they learn how tf the T.V. is supposed to work

No, it's not magic. Yes Percival I checked. No Arthur it isn't alive. Yes I'm a 100% sure of it

They decided not to watch the news anymore after Arthur almost had an Aneurysm

"At least the cat is doing his job"

Cue to more shenanigans since they happen to land on "Young Sheldon"

Merlin is starting to realise this may have been a mistake.

He is really starting to regret it when they discover "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"

He really hopes they don't find out about the other Sheldon.

They definetly freaked out about cars

Like an actual lot

Lancelot thought they were alive

He got bullied for that

Whoever introduced Gwaine and Percival to donuts, they don't realise the caos they ensured.

Let's not even talk about "Hawaian Pizza"

Arthur says that when he is king again he will ban it forever.

Lancelot doesn't mind it (almost gets bullied again)

Surprisingly Leon likes it

Actually gets bullied

"Guys don't be mean it's not so bad" "Percival not you too"

Merlin has no coments in the situation

Also, angst time ;)

They go to the zoo

Both Elyan and Gwaine hate the reptile house

Gwaine had a panic attack

They go to the museum

Lancelot discovered that he was supposed to be a french prince

Gwen's dress was in exibit

Percival wants to punch the guide in the face

They go to Merlin's work

It's a bookshop

Turns out he owns the bookshop

"Merlin I can't read this" "Sounds like a you problem" "MERLIN-"

I'll let the shenanigans up to you

When they finally learn enough to get a job

Lancelot and Arthur work at the same coffee shop

Somehow Arthur became the manager

"I want yo speak to your manager" "Ma'am please don't-" "What do you want bitch"

Karen vs. Karen

Elyan works with Merlin, he likes the quiet

Gwaine is a mascot for s fast food restaurant

Percival got a job at a restaurant as the delivery boy

And don't ask him how because he doesn't know the answer but Leon gets a job as a Taxi driver

He doesn't want to talk about it

Fun fact, Aithusa can speak now, barely

So when he was coming to visit one night he sees Leon chillin on the porch and decides to greet him

Now imagine a "I haven't drink water in 3 years" voice convined with a VERY HIG VOLUME and the utter darkness areound + Aithusa is very sneaky

"Greetings Sir León" "JESUS BLOODY FUCK"

He threw a few more colorfull insults he learned from his job

After (a lot) calming down and (also a lot) catching up the knights come to the realisation than Merlin saved their asses in múltiple occasions

Like, it's actually ridiculous

"I always knew"

Merlin: don't think too much about it

All the knights: No, I think I will

Now they want to AT LEAST do something nice for him

You know, for saving their literal lives, multiple times

So Elyan, Lancelot and Arthur are working to sneak out a lot of pastries form the coffe shop

"We were goin to throw them out anyways"

The thing is, tho, that they don't know that Leon, Gwaine and Percival are actually doing something similar

"Won't your boss suspect when a bunch of fruit is suddenly gone?" "Shut up and drive"

Cue to being too much food

"You guys realise that we don't need this much food right?" "It's for you" "Well actually I don't mind sharing"

It's the thought what matters

I'm gonna make a post when all of them discover what a phone is

[cursedcola]

Can I request an imagine of the dorm leaders chap 1-4 going to therapy after their overblot? How would they react to it and what problems would they work through? Someone help these boys :’)

Prompt: Dorm leaders go to therapy post-overblot Characters: Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar, Azul Ahsengrotto, and Kalim Al' Asim (ft. Special Guest) Warnings: Mentioning of emotional distress and disorders DISLCAIMER: This is not serious what-so-ever. This prompt will be taken in a light-hearted context for simple headcannons. I do not claim to have any professional knowledge of anything within this post.

Premise:

Dire Crowley does not want the reputation of NRC to fall because of a few "mishaps," popping up as of late. Rather than hiring a professional School Psychologist, he decides to call upon a ghost therapist to haunt one of the back rooms in Ramshackle Hall. Any student involved in recent, "mishaps," are "encouraged," to go seek counseling.

Oh, no. Not you MC. You're fine just as you are. Please tend to the "guests," in your home when they are on the premises. Since NRC's therapist is a ghost, they will need an assistant with posable thumbs to do the heavy lifting. Remember that you are staying in Ramshackle FOR FREE at the KIND GRACE of your beloved headmaster, yes?

One other thing. Be sure to share all the gossip with NRC staff when you're through. Have Fun ~

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Riddle Rosehearts

Mommy Issues

Man has identity issues like no other. He's pulling traits from textbook definitions and does not think for himself

He goes into therapy thinking that he knows exactly what answers to give. Definitely the one to think that he is out-smarting all the "mind games" being thrown his way

He goes because it's "recommended," but is peeved that its a ghost. NRC is that cheap, really?

Gets told to go to anger management. Becomes angry at the suggestion. Cycle continues.

In all seriousness though, he definetly benefits from having an impartial person to talk with. "Dead Men Tell No Tales," like who is the ghost going to gossip to? They're bound to the dorm?

Nevermind assistant MC pssshh they're totally not listening in

More than being upset at his overblot, Riddle is thankful for it. It threw him on his ass for a wake-up call, and is now working towards becoming his own person

Kind of funny how his mother acted all superior in her child-rearing, when she completely ignored his mental state. Yeah. He isn't moving back in after graduation.

Leona Kingscholar

He has to be physically forced into therapy. I.E Crowley makes you trick him

He did not trust you much before, but now? Run. Lock the door. Take his magestone and DO NOT let him out of that room

Best listen through the door on this one because he can and will kill you

Anyways. Inferiority complex, anxiety, emotional neglect, stress - plenty to unpack for this one. It's a good thing that the therapist is a ghost, because Leona would have harasses the door key from them somehow

Funny enough, he talks plenty when mad. All the therapist has to do is edge him on and he's raving up a storm.

I don't need stupid therapy...this is all his fault... overblot? Someone say anythin'? why should I care then? Not like I have anything to be ashamed about

Very open-book, just in-directly

In all honesty? Leona's likely not going to get much out of the session. He'll be more willing to come back if it's mandatory since he has a feel for what it's like. I think he has a good sense of what's hurting him after his overblot, and it's not something a third party can fix. He needs to duke it out with his brother back at home.

Azul Ashengrotto

If you thought Riddle was bad, then Azul's cockiness is horrifying. He is seriously trying to act like he can outsmart a therapist with a lifetime of experience. All because he read a few Psychology 101 books.

He was told about the requirement the night prior to his appointment. Why? So he couldn't try to make a contract with the therapist. Also so he couldn't do any research.

Oh yeah. He tries that. The contract thing. It's not even five minutes into the session and he's attempting to swindle the secrets of other patients. After all, the ghost is dead, so private policy who???

Fails

It is actually painful to hear him conjure up a fake life-story. Did he think that Crowley sent the ghost in blind? He did. You filled them in. Azul really needs to take this seriously.

Which is why he is told to come back. Twice a week. Oh, you have a restaurant to run? You want to be expelled? Better show up.

He is the hardest nut to crack and the anxiety this boy holds is so intense-

Ghost therapist makes you go buy a heating pad. He's always got such tense shoulders

Overall, he benefits from the therapy. Ghost therapist has him doing self-affirmations and journaling every day.

They also work on his relationship with food. It's good that he wants to be healthy, but on terms of self-image there is a lot to be done. Azul needs to learn that enemies die quicker when you have thicccc thighs (tentacles) to demolish them with.

^ can be taken in many ways. It's up to you if MC decides to add on their own little affirmation hehe

Kalim Al' Asim

Couple's therapy

The session is more for Jamil, but Kalim has his place. Ghost Therapist is honestly shocked at how well Kalim has reacted to recent events

In short, identity issues again. There are sessions dedicated to Jamil, some for Kalim, and others where Ghost Therapist leads a conversation between the two

Well, for as long as Kalim sits still. He's listening, but gets side tracked so many times.

Jamil and Kalim definitely argue about MC being there. Jamil wants you out, and Kalim is all "do you just...not remember what you put them through? Not cool,"

On that day it was therapy for three

I want to believe that Ghost Therapist touches on Kalim's choice of only eating Jamil's food. Yes, he trust Jamil but that is a lot of pressure on one person. Youa re expecting them to make all of your food, being entirely dependent, etc

As for Jamil, they definitely go into his feelings towards his lineage. Jamil knows who he is, but he can't be that person with those familial blockades.

Yup. Couple's therapy. Hands down.

These two are the most compliant. It took some convincing, but the overblot incident has put strong tensions on both students' relationship with the school. They are not stupid. If it's mandatory then it is mandatory.

[candykamikun]

Heyy!! How are you!!

Thank you for the matchup!! And your sister is autistic? That’s kinda cool im not the only one ^^ but anyways I wanna thank you for the request and all and don’t worry about any grammar errors, im polish so I’m not that well with English yet but anyways!

Could I request Liu/Sully, Tim/Masky & Jeff the Killer with a GN! S/O who has a Kikuo Personality?

(So… Here’s his channel so you can listen to his music, and also you can watch like some videos of him on YouTube or tiktok to get his personality a little better, and im just gonna say that he’s very silly, but if you want some things about him I’ll be happy to tell you!)

Thank you again!! Have a wonderful day ^^

Hi ! I'm in a good mood, and you ? ;) Yeah she is ! Severe autism non-verbal ^^" i love her so much and I have a natural love for people with sickness/syndrome/handicap/etc but I just love everyone in general! Aww don't thank me, it's just my job (I think ?-) ! Really ??? Cool :DDDD !! Actually, would you tell more about your culture/country next time ? 👀👀👀 Haha okay so enough with me speaking it's annoying i talk too much

Sorry I don't know much about his personnality hah

LIU/SULLY, TIM/MASKY AND JTK WITH A S/O HO HAS A KIKUO PERSONNALITY

LIU/SULLY

Liu doesn't mind much! I mean this pretty boy isn't difficult with his s/o as long as they're happy, really.

He's all okay ! I mean it's olay, right ? 😭

You're Silly ? Whatever :D ! He likes to teach you things, help you with expressions (bcs i feel like someone with Kikuo personnality have some troubles expressing their emotions very well ?) And even if you don't progress he'll help you by speaking for you if you don't mind or he'll help ypu with whatever you don't get !

Very nice boy, would just help you <3

Sully doesn't care less haha- like he'll act the samedi (if you manage to have Liu + Sully in a relationship, congrats : you're fcking weird 😭😭🤌 /JOKING OF COURSE)

He'll act like he always do ( SULLY AND HIS S/O HEADCANON + DRABBLE )

TIM/MASKY

HOW DID YOU GET IN A RELATION WITH HIM ???-

Tim is just an exhausted man 🤌😭 Like + you being a silly little mushroom it's tiring ++ sometimes..

Not being mean of course ! Pretty boy just wants to hold your hand innocently (bonus point if you let him/ask him or go for it)

If his sarcasm confuse you he won't stop, it's funny to see you confused 😀

He'll try to help you with things he thinks important (How to recognize a manipulative BITCH bcs he's worried for u)

He'll kindaove you ++ cuz you're very silly :D he loves it but won't tell you haha---

Kinda worried about your health (bcs Kikuo is ✨️ SKINNYYYYY ✨️ (pls take care of you :c)

He'll make you eat healthy things🤌

And just cherish you :)

JEFF THE BIT-

Yeah, he's a bitch

HE DEFINETLY MAKES FUN OF YOU

But if seomeone else ACTUALLY THINK that THEY can make fun of YOU, THEY'RE DEAD ✨️🤌

Like, HE can make fun of you

If it makes you sad, don't worry, he's not that mean.

He'll just call you "Silly" or "Dumbass" 💀

If it upset you ? he'll continue of course

He loves being a bastard--

Please, just slap him 😭😭he's not gonna stop

And beside that he'll expose your sillyness- yeah he has no limits

But if exposing this mles you feel bad he'll feel sad about it and just SURPRISINGLY apologies !

Yeah Jeff is a bitch but he loves you anyway ✨️

[unabashednightmarepizza]

Favorite hc of mine is that Bruno will have triplets. Each of them with a gift just as taboo as his.

-seeing the dead as spirits walking among them. Able to speak to them. It’s great whenever you need closure, but when the spirits start to say things that the client doesn’t like, well…

-Traveling back in time. Because leading people back to their happiest memories is great, but like seeing the dead, they are sometimes faced with things they weren’t ready to handle. Plus, being held back or forced back to the present from a child because you can’t interfere would probably make some people mad.

-Psychometry. Because they can touch anything inanimate and know it’s past. Good or bad, there is no filter whenever the flood of emotions and events come flying to the child. Not always what the person wants to hear.

It’s something I think would really make the family close and even bring Bruno a slight boost of bravery because he knows what its like and he doesn’t want his children to feel useless because everyone else doesn’t understand.

Thank you for reading 😊

SEND ME YOUR HEADCONONS LIKE THIS, I LOVE READING AND ANSWERING THEM AND JUST IMAGINE A FAMILY OF FIVE WEARING ALL GREEN, LITTLE GREEN BABIES TODDLING AROUND OH MY GOD HFHSIHCSIBC

I really see him having triplets as well!! Maybe two boys and a girl because HE WOULD BE SO MUCH IN LOVE WITH HER, LIKE LOOK AT HER TOES AND LITTLE SQUISHY FACE AHHH!! I just pity the one who will carry them lmao

But let's not lie, Bruno would be SHAKING WITH ANXIETY!! Like... These are HIS kids and he doesn't want anything happening to them, and definetly doesn't want the village look down them if they have a bad gift. His sisters and even mother would try to calm him down, saying that no matter what their gifts would be, they would be loved by every single one of family.

( Pepa and Mirabel had a hidden weapon somewhere in their room to beat people up... Pepa would be their favourite aunt since she can make snowballs and you know the kids: They love playing in the snow.)

For the two kids with "Seeing the dead" and "Psychometry" gifts, the first thing they saw would be their Abuelo Pedro who was grinning and making thumbs at his grandchildren happily and the kids would be in awe with their shocked cute mouths because if Mirabel idolized Alma, those kids IDOLIZED PEDRO!! When their Abuela told them the story behind the gift, they'd cry into her warm embrace because their Abula suffered so much and saw her love die in front of her!!( Look at them being cuties gsıfıusıudcsu)

And when they'd turn to look at their Abuela to tell what they saw, the one with seeing the dead would just freeze because there was way too much ghosts. They would whimper in fear and look for their siblings and BAM! PROTECTIVE DAD BRUNO AND MOM READER ACTIVATED!! before they'd react though, the other one of the three just... disappeared? And then appear back, gave Bruno a heart attack, caused him to almost faint while yelling that Abuelo and Abuela was so pretty and handsome and they'd babble about them while Alma was telling their gifts to town's people.

( Casita being Pedro's soul, looking after his family is canon to me. I accept no argument!)

I agree with the side effects! Like seeing dead people would be so traumatizing to his kid that he'd feel helpless at the beginning because... How do you comfort someone- that someone being your own precious girl- who can see dead?

Or seeing what happened to an object through touching? The kid would want to wear gloves so that they wouldn't have to see them all the time.

One time, a grieving man came to Casita to see his dead wife again, commanding( I repeat COMMANDING, FROM A LITTLE KID) to let them see her again, Bruno would stand his ground in front of his kid and the whole family would be there too. The man would try to touch the kid forcefuly and... that would stay as a bad memory...

( Whereas the other one with seeing the dead giggle and say that Abuelo Pedro was trying to hold back the woman from pounding on her husband with some other dead town's people bsujfbj)

[aloeboba]

SO, brain said todoroki working the night shift at a cvs during the summer or something and I think this has already been done, actually (but i don’t remember it so i’m not plagiarizing).

But the absolute chaos that could string from this whole thing. He’s probably a cashier.

First off, he would be so done with this thing.

Like the weirdos who come into gas stations at 3 am are the people he has to deal with

So we have one sleep deprived todo and like 30 sketchy customers with issues

“no ma’am, the coupon isn’t valid. in fact it’s been expired since 2008″

“no sir, i can only scan one coupon per purchase, per customer”

He probably has so many of those interactions that he does, in fact, take multiple coupons at once and expired extra bucks.

Although, when its much to late for our icyhot boy, he probably messes with people on purpose just because he’s bored and too delusional to act like a sane person.

*scans card* “it won’t go through” “oh well try again” “*scans card and it goes through* it won’t go through”

*scanning a pill bottle* “you know, I heard the yakuza was using this as a front for their quirk enhancers, didn’t end well though. Turned people into giant mosquitoes. You should have seen it. Couldn’t eave my house for a month.”

Someone: *grabbing a container of ice cream*

Todo: i heard there was a lawsuit against them. something about smuggling drugs through that exact flavor. Hid it in the caramel chunks.”

If he has to suffer so do they

He also gossips with the older women.

Todoroki is the kind of guy to probably actively flirt with the manager or boss or something to get on their good side or just to get a 50 cent raise

Upgrade: he cannot flirt that well. it’s probably confusing with mixed in Spanish words (?) but the manager finds his efforts cute and somehow flattering.

He definetly bumps into a poorly disguised dabi at some point at 4 am buying cheap hair dye

Todoroki: *eye contact*

Dabi: *nervous eye contact*

Todoroki: ...

Dabi: ...

Todoroki: that’ll be 10 dollars

Dabi: but it says 6

Todoroki: its 10 dollars

*staring continues*

Dabi, who doesn’t want to make a scene: FiNe *digging around in his pocket*

The manager doesn’t tell him that they hired a new night shift shelve stalker so when he hears rustling and footsteps, he just assumes its a big rat or smth

No not a big rat

A human??

Oh uraraka

At first its kind of awkward (especially because todo got so tired of the noise he came at her with a broom and lysol; it did not end well) so they just kind of acknowledge the fact that they know each by staring at each other for minutes at a time, even when he’s checking someone out

They finally decide to talk to each other and its only chaos from there.

They race each other in baskets through the isles and replace labels on shampoo bottles

They probably sniff the perfume behind the counter and rate the smells (once todoroki stole a sample), doing bad french accents and huffing them like they were wine (that didn’t end well though because they both needed sinus medicine afterwards)

Todoroki, doing a bad french accent: ah yes, stronk, woodsy, cheap...

Uraraka: mm-hm, airy and floral, just like the fabreeze I keep in my room

Todo: this one is, yes, yes... balsomic... vinegar that is. what is this?

Uraraka: mm, bubbly and familiar. ah right, like non-toxic scented glue.

Todo: this one is-- *coughing* the worst. I do not recommend this scent, Uraraka.

They were once caught by a someone and todo gave him a dollar to keep his mouth shut

Uraraka and todoroki end up bonding or whatever in the form of pranks and chaos and end up growing closer than they thought they would

They look forward to seeing each other

What i’m trying to say here is this is romance

Todochako fam

Like right now they’re in between dating and best friends (whatever you wanna call that. Will and Grace, maybe?)

Mitsuki goes on a late night run one night and probably recognizes him as katsuki’s classmate and surprised to see him working as cashier like “dont your daddy got money??”

“yes ma’am but i despise him”

She probably goes on a rant abt katsuki and work and he just nods along and throws in a few comments about his job or whatever

“you know, you seem like a nice boy, todoroki-kun. I wouldn’t mind if you dated my son”.

“no offense, mrs. bakugou, but i would punch him.”

They become fast friends

She invites him over sometimes, at some point meets uraraka and loves her also

unfortunatly i have no more to write because i can’t think of anything else but this was fun actually :D I think this is a really fun idea so i might (or if someone else wants to) write a fic about this but idk bc i’m what the kids call “unmotivated most days” so use what you want with these.

(also, i’ve never worked at a cvs before so idk if this is accurate)

edit: i was lowkey brain dead from working on a computer all day when i wrote most of this so honestly i have no clue whats going rereading it so i apologize for the literal weirdness and parts that make no sense so i make edit it later :\

[spinaroos-47]

Hunter Noceda AU: Venance

(can't digitalize these rn so you'll get the sketches for now)

So yeah, Golden Guard version two!

When Belos does find out about Hunter in YBOS, Hunter gets the bomb dropped about them being related (idk how yet). but Hunter obviously doesn’t believe in it. Until Hunting Palismen comes around and they find this small thingy, Venance.

(thank you @bernardo-draws-and-cries​​ for the name. Its based on the name Venâncio, which means “the one who hunts”)

He is another grimwalker made by Belos, he’s 12 (yeah.) and way more stressed (Belos has gotten more iron fisted after losing Hunter). Someone save this poor child

- He’s just starting out as the Golden Guard (and he’s not a coven head. Kikimora is. And she still wants him dead too), he’s still getting the hang of it. He does act tough and serious, way more serious than canon GG/Hunter, no space for goofyness.

- So yeah, a duo Hunting Palismen thing would be fun. Haven’t sorted out everything here but I do think Hunter would also go with Luz because of no palisman reasons. And he hasn’t met Ven yet, he only heard Lilith talking about him and Luz and Eda dealing with him on Separate Tides (he was busy drowning in guilt and trying to help with the money situation in other ways), so when he meets Ven and when he sees his face and how similar they are (and how many scars that kid already has), he’s reasonably confused/upset, like “Oh, that creepy man wasn’t lying. This doesn’t make anything on this situation better”

- After the initial surprise/confusion, Luz and Hunter jokingly call him Ghaterer until they learn his name, then they start calling him Ven. At first Ven hates this nickname but ends up reluctantly accepting it.

- Even before Eclipse Lake he’s so scared about being replaced, and knowing about Hunter’s existence in the Boiling Isles makes it worse, now he’s super sure he isn’t as valuable to Belos anymore. So he hates Hunter

- Hunter: come here youre part of the found family now

Ven: NO

Hunter: too late *picks him up*

Hunter: If Luz taught me something is that if you didn’t want to get assimilated into my found family, you should have killed me when you had the chance

Yeah that’s their dynamic when Hunter learns a bit more about him

- Venance doesn’t have much respect as the Golden Guard yet. He’s small (like, maybe even less than 1,50m/4′11″), young, has just been starting out on this role, like, in the last few months, could easily be picked up like a kitty, so he has to fight quite a bit to be taken seriously. Which results on him being way more grumpy and short tempered

- So he doesn’t take it very well when hes made fun of by the scouts in Latissa. Not at all

- Hunter, who was joking around until then:…are you okay?

Ven: I AM! *barely holding the tears back*

Hunter:

Hunter: that’s it youre part of the family now

Ven: you can’t do that

Hunter: we’re two and you’re one, we have your staff and youre very light.

(he still would put up a fight, and it would take a while for it to end. And he bites hard, he has very sharp fangs)

- Scouts: Go home with your sibiling

Hunter: *oh. Oh yeah i forgot we have the same freaking face*

- They don’t know yet about the grimwalker thing. Well, maybe Ven discovers later but at the moment where Hunting Palismen happens, neither of them know anything besides them being related, Ven got told he is his brother, and that Hunter was taken away from the coven before he was born

- Rascal seeing Hunter: hey you’re cool, i kinda want to be your palisman

Rascal seeing Ven: oh heck this kid needs help 

- I’m not sure if Hunter gets Lil Rascal. Because on one side, would be fun for him to have Lil Rascal and train doing magic like this, but also could be good for Ven to have some small support back at home, like how they are to Hunter in canon. So this hasn’t been decided yet. Hunter could either get Lil Rascal and Ven doesn’t get a palisman/gets a blue jay palisman, or Ven gets Lil Rascal and Hunter comes back also empty handed

- So I’m going with the no palisman for Hunter route for now. 

- It’s a bitter moment for both him and Luz. He tries to convince her that it’s okay, that they’ll get theirs soon, but she still kinda feels like a failure about this. And he himself thinks it’s because they don’t have a magic bile sac, so it’s not a good time for them. Eda and King lift their spirits a bit about this, though.

- Either by peeking around or just flat out being told, Ven does learn about him (and Hunter) being grimwalkers. What does he do with that? He has a crisis about it, which raises even more the stakes for him in Eclipse Lake. He still wouldn’t know his purpose for the Day of Unity, but he would know that he was created for it and could lose his position if he didn’t prove himself worthy of it.

- He would explode at Hunter one day and end up telling the truth about them being Grimwalkers (after Eclipse Lake)

- Ven: Do you want to know what you really are?! You’re a clone! You’re just someone’s clone just like me! A replacement!

Hunter, trying to not freak out but freaking out anyways: ...are you okay?

Ven; WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- If Belos is searching for Hunter, on the grounds of him being a more mature grimwalker than Venance, Ven could end up resorting to sabotaging the searches, he doesn’t want to be replaced.

- And he’s making Ven convinced that he will be replaced, to pit both boys against eachother. He gets Ven more under his thumb and not risking Hunter making Ven change his mind. Which doesn’t work as he intented, Ven does get scared about it but Hunter ends up pretty quickly going “dude why do you think I want to replace you?” and Ven is quickly thrown into a loop because he can’t understand why he wouldn’t want to do that

- Ven: what do you mean with “I don’t wanna be the Golden Guard”? If you’re like me you should DESIRE IT SINCE YOU WERE BORN

Hunter: lol no. I dealt with my need of approval a year ago on therapy.

Hunter: Also being a cop sucks.

- This boy is a tense child always a few bad moments away from a breakdown/meltdown. And has anger problems. A lot of anger in a very tiny body

- There’s some more interactions between Ven and the Noceda duo, and he would rather die than admit that he’s got slightly attached to them

- Eda: Luz told me that Golden Guard is a uwu smol boi that needs to be protected, hell knows what this means 

Hunter, who definetly came there too because FUCKING COOL ASS CAVE AND LAKE: i hate/love her

Ven: If i ever see that human again-

Amity AND Hunter: watch your fucking mouth

(definetly not how it would play out but very funny sdkdshdfsj)

- In terms of strength he couldn’t defeat Amity in a fight for the key, he would lean more on the blackmailing. He is a 12 year old but he’s still on a position of power on the emperor’s coven and he knows where the key is, it would put the owlfam on Belos’ line of sight again (if they even ever went away from it)

- That or he passes out, gets dragged out of there by them (he’s a lil shit but they’re not going to leave him there alone where Kikimora could kill him) and he falls asleep for 12 hours in the couch on the owl house. Which ends up giving him a day where he can be just a kid. He’s very weirded out by everything but he enjoys it a little bit at least. He would still try to get the key and would be torn apart by the guilt of thinking of doing this and the guilt of not doing this

- It wouldn’t take much to make him want to stay in the owl house. He’s starved for positive attention. It wouldn’t be easy but also it’s not as hard as for how Hunter is right now in canon

- I don’t think this could happen but I keep thinking about one day him and Hunter switching places so he can be just a kid for one day. Would be cool to see him sneaking into Hexside (or being dragged there, which is more likely to happen) and interacting with Willow and Gus

And that’s some of what we have for Ven right now! He’s a fun character to figure out :3

This took SO MUCH TIME to write

[extrem2360]

I'm honestly so surprised at the ammount of people that think Max made Eleven spy on the boys, like, is is ir really that hard to believe that El chose this on her own? Is it really that hard to believe that she considers this, spy with her powers, a normal thing?

Like, back in the lab, before it all went to shit with the Demogorgon, spy on people was one of the main things she did, and after the lab, no one really pointed out to her that spying is bad? As far as we know? Hopper didn't stop her from spying on Mike while everyone thought she was dead, he just stopped her from making contact, and Kali definetly encouraged to spy too. No one ever in the show stops to mention to her that spying on people is bad unless necesary. Heck, we could even assume that it wasn't against the rules Hopper made between s2 and s3, seeing as she is worried about crowded places being against the rules, but not about spying.