#this ask is from anonymous at tumblr productions and directed at robin

[zackcollins]

This doesn't really matter, but slafkovsky and xhekaj were swearing at Josh Brown, the yotes dman, for hitting slafkovsky awkwardly right before the goal, not the goalie, who was Connor Ingram, btw (his first yotes start) 😅😅

No, it's okay. I appreciate that you clarified. Lip reading is most certainly not a perfect art so there's bound to be screw ups every once in a while. Also, I hope Slaf is okay after that hit if it was awkward and rip to Connor for for being hung out to dry.

[zackcollins]

hmm, let's go with Patrick Sandoval and Nico Hischier this time!!

Red is Nico and Yellow is Patrick!!

[zackcollins]

Polar Bear for the ask bingo! -- you know who this is :)

One day I too will achieve the aesthetic gender of Pete Alonso

[zackcollins]

the red jerseys have no business being that cursed

They really, really don't. They won this year on Canada Day wearing them but I swear that's the only time they've won a game in them in the last five years. Somebody needs to hold a cleansing ritual or something to expel the negative energy because I wanna see them wear them more. If they need a volunteer to do it, I can go get certified as a spiritualist and will do it literally free of charge. Anything it takes to lift the red jersey curse, man.

[zackcollins]

Have you thought about re-writing your J*ke fics but with a different player? I enjoyed those stories but it sucks he’s a garbage person

I've tried not to think about those fics since finding out about him, if I'm honest. But maybe it would be cathartic or something if I did rewrite them for somebody else since the premise of the fics weren't the problem. I will definitely give it some thought and we'll see what happens in the next week or so about what my decision is. I appreciate that you did the enjoy the fics at the time they were written so I'll definitely take that into consideration when making my decision, okay?

[zackcollins]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING

I WISH I SAW IT IM LISTENING ON THE RADIO TONIGHT 💀😭

[zackcollins]

who do you think is the hottest mlb player?

I'm gonna get roasted alive for this but. I think the hottest MLB player is Zack Collins. Idk man. He just really does it for me.

[zackcollins]

first thought seeing your url is definitely blue jays

Yeah, that's fair. Given that he's on the Blue Jays lol

[zackcollins]

wait were they referring to pete walker when they said legal troubles?

Oh, no. They were talking about Matt Bush, the Rangers pitcher. They mentioned that he was a first overall pick as a shortstop, had some "legal issues", was out of baseball for a while, converted to a pitcher when he came back, and now has had some arm issues. I see how that could be confusing. My bad ☠️☠️

[zackcollins]

Omg wait why are you not alekmanoah anymore the season is just about to start???

I know, I know. I just was lucky enough to snag the URL for the Leafs new baby goalie so I decided I better not waste it.

[zackcollins]

Season ended 😭😭 I’m trying so hard to cope. Can you write about Friends to lover type, and either you accidentally saw him naked or he saw u naked, doesn’t have to be fully nude or it can be. Feminine reader please. Thank you, luv

I can definitely do this! I'm gonna assume you mean Bo since you said you're trying hard to cope and the Jays season ended in an unceremonious fashion? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong tho! I'll do it for pretty much anyone you want, to be honest. I'll add it to my list and should have it done within a few days!

[zackcollins]

Hiya, the friends to love and naked on is for ohtani! Sorry I didn’t clarify it.

Ah! Okay! Thank you! It's alright. I understand that the end of the season can be stressful af, so I won't hold it against you that you forgot. It's easy to forget sometimes when you're stressed. I'll add it to my list and get to it sometime this week. ❤️

[zackcollins]

Okay but did you see the clip from a few weeks ago of Jack just SWOONING over Morgan in a post-game interview??

What the hell, no. I need it for, uh, scientific reasons if anyone happens to have it.

[zackcollins]

Hi! How are you? Was just wondering if you've got any fics in the works rn? Miss reading your stuff💙

Hi! I've been super distracted recently because my brain decided to hyoerfixate on redesigning/redecorating my Animal Crossing island. But! I can most certainly take a break from it tomorrow and start working on some doc's again. The island has been frustrating me the last couple days anyways so I think it would be good to step away for@ and work on other things again.

I'll try to have a fic done as soon as possible because I have been missing writing. I'm just busy today or I'd start right now.

I'll do the best I can to have it done for you though, promise!!

[zackcollins]

hi if there could pls be a feminine reader & some bo smut that would be 🔥 thank you

Why most certainly there can be! It seems only fair that I write smut for both sides, ya know? I'll ask you the same thing I asked the other smut anon tho: is there any specific idea you had in mind for what you wanted? If not, I'm sure I can come up with something! Either way, I'll add this request to my list of the other requests I have to do this week. I should have it done sometime later in the week. Because like. I have a few to do before this one. Okay?

[zackcollins]

Bo/Cavan or Lourdes/Bo 🤔

Cavan/Bo.

But like. I'd definitely be interested in the Lourdes/Bo content if you have anything to show me about it asdfghjkl