#this aint shit

[crownjewel123]

Being the Doctors companion is just being traumatized a lot by their experiences together and either becoming overwhelmed and leaving, or staying in an unhealthy cycle until you die or the Doctor leaves.

[phoenixharp-05]

all that time reading machine translations of chinese novels is paying off because now im reading a book for school translated from spanish to english and actually understanding shit

[fernsnailz]

strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt

[tofutortilla]

dude told me “i dont wanna have to mug anyone today” and asked me for weed and a cigarette while on a 10 earlier,, shit was mad sketchy from the start but is funny in retrospect

[asvpfrenchy]

“You so quiet” we dont have shit in common

[doccywhomst]

hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

[sunlit-mess]

☠️☠️☠️ what is bro doing

[chocochococoffee]

what happens when you change your web standards to be only english-speaker inclusive

[yuwuta]

satoru is the friend that always upstages your boyfriend, but he’s so good to you that your boyfriend can’t really complain without coming across as the asshole in the equation. your boyfriend sends you flowers after your promotion, but satoru sends an arrangement of roses in the shape of your favorite animal. your boyfriend suggests going out to dinner for your birthday and gets you the piece of jewelry you’ve been eyeing as a present, but satoru’s the one who books the michelin-star restaurant and surprises you with a $10k handbag. you car breaks down and your boyfriend offers to pick you up/drop you off at work for the week, but satoru steps in a loans you his car and then tells you can keep it. and when your boyfriend does get the balls to confront satoru, he’s awfully relaxed, very calm as he explains that you’re his best friend in the whole world, so he just wants to treat you right. no harm in that, right? 

[splatloafbud]

acht.... why are u like this,,, i wanna put them in a salad spinner

[jerich0two]

Jazz cat! (Lest we forget who my favourite is)

Been seeing a few posts with overlord-era Husk playing the saxophone and I am ALLLL for it. This post is for ME. I am the demand for Jazz Saxophonist Husk Content. If only I knew how to draw a sax... or someone playing one... oh, well!

[astronnova]

doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

[keii]

late morning

[soadscrawl]

i already posted abt this somewhere else but i was infodumping abt voltron to my best friend last night and went to rewatch the "i cradled you in my arms" scene so i could remember it properly and i paused right after lance said he didnt remember anything and im fucking pissing myself this is a man that is truly defeated like he wanted lance coming out of the healing pod to be like every fanfic where they have a crazy romantic reconciliation post healing pod and it simply did not happen. if i were keith here id flee the country. the look of simultaneous pain and confusion and emptiness is impossible to articulate. going thru every stage of grief at once. how they managed to fit this much anguish in so few lines is beyond me. and all over a man who listens to weezer and uses axe

[empiredivinite]

"hating men is your whole personality" yeah it is, and i'm cool as fuck for that.

[feral-peacock]

Wicked speaks to millions because it tells an age old tale.

Two unrealized lesbians fighting over the gay theater boy who ain't shit.