#this aint shit

[crownjewel123]

Being the Doctors companion is just being traumatized a lot by their experiences together and either becoming overwhelmed and leaving, or staying in an unhealthy cycle until you die or the Doctor leaves.

[phoenixharp-05]

all that time reading machine translations of chinese novels is paying off because now im reading a book for school translated from spanish to english and actually understanding shit

[fernsnailz]

strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt

[tofutortilla]

dude told me “i dont wanna have to mug anyone today” and asked me for weed and a cigarette while on a 10 earlier,, shit was mad sketchy from the start but is funny in retrospect

[r-u-living]

I'm sorry but this is just so fucking funny

[doccywhomst]

hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

[sunlit-mess]

☠️☠️☠️ what is bro doing

[chocochococoffee]

what happens when you change your web standards to be only english-speaker inclusive

[yuwuta]

satoru is the friend that always upstages your boyfriend, but he’s so good to you that your boyfriend can’t really complain without coming across as the asshole in the equation. your boyfriend sends you flowers after your promotion, but satoru sends an arrangement of roses in the shape of your favorite animal. your boyfriend suggests going out to dinner for your birthday and gets you the piece of jewelry you’ve been eyeing as a present, but satoru’s the one who books the michelin-star restaurant and surprises you with a $10k handbag. you car breaks down and your boyfriend offers to pick you up/drop you off at work for the week, but satoru steps in a loans you his car and then tells you can keep it. and when your boyfriend does get the balls to confront satoru, he’s awfully relaxed, very calm as he explains that you’re his best friend in the whole world, so he just wants to treat you right. no harm in that, right? 

[splatloafbud]

acht.... why are u like this,,, i wanna put them in a salad spinner

[jerich0two]

Jazz cat! (Lest we forget who my favourite is)

Been seeing a few posts with overlord-era Husk playing the saxophone and I am ALLLL for it. This post is for ME. I am the demand for Jazz Saxophonist Husk Content. If only I knew how to draw a sax... or someone playing one... oh, well!

[thottybrucewayne]

I think what I want to get into with the "Anyone can do harm." thing that I keep beating yall over the head with is that literally anyone, anyone at all can do harm it's not "in your DNA" to be an abuser or written in the stars that you'll be a predator. Whatever image you have of an abuser in your head, drop it and replace it with your favorite person in the world and you'll probably be closer to the truth than you realize. It's easy to address harm when it's coming from someone you already hate. I see it happen all the time. Someone you couldn't stand for no real reason does something heinous then all of a sudden here comes the avalanche of "I always knew they were a fucked up individual." No, you didn't. There is no possible way you could have known, you just already didn't fuck with them before they started doing something you could use to justify your hatred of them. I'm guilty of it too! I'm petty, mean, vindictive, and yes! I'm way quicker to believe something bad about someone I hate versus someone I love because I'm human. Still, y all gotta learn to move past that initial "Well, they were always nice to me!" gut feeling and understand that nobody truly knows anyone and anyone can be capable of anything. Even victims. Even you.

[keii]

late morning

[spicyraeman]

Companion Tents: Girls Edition

Shadowheart

(teddybear not included)

Lae'zel

Karlach

[txttletale]

really have no patience for people who say they want 'accountability' or 'an apology' and then criticize apologies for not performing remorse in the way they'd personally prefer. makes it really clear that what they actually want is the thrill of having inflicted visible emotional pain

[lippmannssplatteredblood]

Long time no see.