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wistful-watcher · 7 months ago

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"Did you die too?"

"Yes."

Survival Mode: Season 3 Episode 1 - Lethal Company

#this account lives #im tentatively sticking my toes vack into gif making #as my watcher hyperfixation returns with a screaming vengeance #anything in particular you want me to gif let me know i am looking for inspiration and catching up on all the content #spoilers #survival mode #shane madej #ryan bergara #watcher #watcher entertainment #shane and ryan #ghoul boys #watcher tv #my gifs

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blazeball · 1 year ago

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i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again

#i have a skewed perspective on what makes a creature weird looking on account of being a bug fan #but this thing is so funny to look at its just so ridiculous #and it lives its whole life like this. that's awesome #quincy.txt #inverts

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cordspaghetti · 4 months ago

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The twin devils, humbled by her blunt force trauma

#gerard way #mcr #humor me folks 🙏#there is a pair of wolves in the foreground of the tbp album art that represent the devil & i wanted to draw them as dogs here #on account of the humbling and also her dog head umbrella prop from a couple of shows #like maybe she is the master of her own living hell. as an affront to nature who refuses to die #or something 😆😆😆#digital art #x

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juney-blues · 3 months ago

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when you're part of a group with structural power over another goup, you really do gotta just learn to say "i am not exempt from 'fuck 'em' when relevant" whenever someone expresses frustration with you or people like you.

#juney.txt #like sure to protect your ego you could try to make up some axis of oppression that concievably means you're not accountable for anything #and how dare people from colonized nations tell you that you have it easier than them just because you live in the imperial core #or how dare trans women say you have it easier than them because no matter what it'll always be your word against a tranny's #or you could just learn to be a little uncomfortable for a moment #and look at the situation for a second and say #''you know what? they're right to be frustrated!''#''and it's really not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things if they're frustrated at me''#''especially if i'm being a prime example of the things they're getting frustrated about''#''i am not exempt from 'fuck 'em' when relevant''

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im-still-watching-anime · 11 months ago

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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realstrap · 3 months ago

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Please help me get out of the negative before my check comes!

I've been getting my hours cut at work recently so we've been struggling extra as of late, we literally can't afford to lose $100 of our money to a negative balance

I get paid Thursday at midnight pst so this is very time sensitive, I would like to be able to eat and get my medication!!!

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VM: wildwotko

Dm 4 PP

#sorry we are poor #i know ive been annoying with the e begging but my account has been in the negative for the past week #i know my check is going to be small we CANNOT lose this money if we want to like...live

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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A procession of confessions.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan xichen #jin guangyao #lan wangji #When Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao flew into the scene I honestly had to hit pause and catch my breath.#I did not expect them to waltz in and start flirting with each other.#With this comic I have officially drawn all sides of 3zun doing something homoromantic with each other. Nice!#Lan flirting is offering to organize events. “Please...let me open up my planner...do you want to create a shared google calendar with me?”#“Oh...we will have to spend so many nights at a desk working out logistics. Do you want to see how good I can balance these accounts?”#Lan events probably have the best 'stayed within budget' reputation of all the clans.#What I mean to say is...Where are the Lan Wedding planner AUs? Actually scrap that: ALL the sects as rival wedding planners.#The Jins would do high end clients with huge budgets. Lans do traditional style weddings. Yunmeng Jiang promises fun and colour.#Sit with my vision for a moment. I'm going to move on to another topic but don't *not* marinate on that idea.#Pour one out for Lan Wangji. For having to sit through all this flirting and confessing while he ruins his own chances.#He will have to wait many years before living out his romantic fantasies. Until then...he must wait in the wings for his cue.

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book-of-summer · 8 months ago

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God loves you.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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so glad not to see any Skeleton War nonsense on my dash this year. such a dumb concept. as if the skeletons could ever not win, literally every human is a sleeper agent

#also i was gonna say they massively outnumber us #on account of over 100 billion humans have lived and died #but then it occurred to me i have no idea how many of those skeletons are um. intact #so like. they *probably* outnumber us. but probably not by a lot #...except that again. all living humans also have a skeleton inside of them waiting to take over. so yeah they have the numbers

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wintergrofyuri · 6 months ago

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#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #kabru of utaya #labru #this is his personal twitter btw #he has like. 5 different accounts #anyways whats important is his party follows this one #this one tweet has like 80 replies #most of them are rin and kabru arguing #a few are mickbell essentially going 'damn bitch you live like this'#and one is holm just giving him links to therapists #daya and kuro are staying out of it #altho they are judging him #srry for giving lore to my shitpost do you still like me

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aster-draws · 3 months ago

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Identity shenanigans are a hallmark of all superhero fanfictions and i will never get tired of writing them.

This is from chapter 19 of my fic Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) which is like 100k (so far) of Tim and Danny being idiots like this please go read it it's a labor of love.

just the painted bit below the cut :) if you want it

#my art #art #better halves (and other such falsehoods)#danny phantom #dp x dc #tim drake #dead tired ship #KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT AND YOURE EATING ME OUT IS IT CASUAL NOW #i will never be normal about them #if you noticed the quality drop in the last three panels no you didn't #I kept getting to tim's face. the *-*. you know. and I kept laughing so hard that i would not finish #but on account of the chapter being posted today I packed my ass up to a cafe #bought a large ice coffee #and worked for four hours straight to finish it #and here it stands before you #i'm posting this about 15 minutes before the chapter goes live so if you try and get the newest chapter before midnight mst im sorry #it will not be there #the three of you that will see this in that time frame #anyways #aster spreekt

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hinamie · 30 days ago

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siren!megumi concept sheet i whipped up in a single-minded fever state fr @uriekukistan

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #i don't know what is safe not to tag as spoilers bc in au you can explain his scars away any way u want #anyway i didn't plan on sharing this bc it was supposed to b a quick thing based on a gc discussion #but i ended up sm more proud of it than i anticipated. he has been living in my head ive dropped entire plans fr siren!megumi #i went from not having drawn a mermaid since 2013 to spending like 3 hours researching sailfish in a daze #all so i cld slap a proper tail on megumi dsghjfdgdf #it was between a marlin and a sailfish but sailfish won on account of megumi's fighting style being less abt brute strength #marlins r more acrobatic n agile apparently #if any marine biologists or fish enthusiasts follow me im sorry fr butchering the colours ik there is supposed to b more copper/yellow #but i made it green fr Megu reasons #i also think its so cool tht they can flash different colours. yoinking that fr megumi he lights up green when hes excited i make the rules #the scales on his torso being in the same areas as his post-canon sukuna scars is probably my fav detail :'>#was rly proud when i thought of that one #anyway im not planning on doing anything or turning this in2 a full au this ws just a design exercise but know that he is In My Brain Smile #yuuji abt 2 b banned fr life from his local aquarium who said that

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theek-ache · 1 year ago

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I have thoughts I will keep to myself

#girl dinner #he's so... he's so #sanji #one piece #one piece netflix #one piece live action #opla #taz skylar #black leg sanji #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #jeff ward #pics from official netflix accounts

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overtake · 4 months ago

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#max calling daniel old and pretending his age is a joke and not incredibly hot to him is the highlight of this video for me #love of my lives #joy of each others worlds #maxiel #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #f1 #op #this video quality is absurd btw #i cannot believe a professional account filmed with this quality. were they using an iphone 4?#and ofc the lighting is horrific on top of all that #but i did my best

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driedlillies · 3 months ago

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TMA au but it’s just Gerry posting insane things like “here’s *another piece of his art which is super impressive* sorry it took so long I was in prison” and “hey I haven’t been active for two months I was tracking down a cult got into a fight with a member and we both landed in a hospital (he died but that was not because of the fight)” and his comments are just people spamming “WHO ARE YOU???”

#he has the life of an ao3 fanfic writer #he giver Jon the password to his account and tells him to make a post about his death and make it sound ridiculous but believable #for normal ppl #maybe also to reveal his identity for shits and giggles he’s dead why would he care #the magnus archives #tma #tma podcast #gerard keay #gerry keay #my tma aus #this is similar to the yt au but it’s just because I live for socmeds #and exposing normal people to insane thtings

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space-wizards · 2 years ago

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Local favorite cooking TikToker, B. Dylan Hollis, has announced a cookbook! Amazon link here.

#b dylan hollis #local as in 'this tumblr account' I don't know him personally or where he lives

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