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Local scientist enters the Olympics without any equipment nor protections
Gets a silver medal
Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves
#paris 2024#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#Gravity falls fanart#love that absolute chad of Yusuf Dikec#no wonder he is a living meme now#his energy is damn raw and hard
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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Sketching along as I watch! Happy birthday Naruto 😭😭😭 Started watching Naruto all over again, and I would like to say I'm really enjoying it so far. (Well I'm only at episode 5 as of right now cuz I don't have a lot of time, but still, it's been awesome! Nostalgia is a powerful thing) I've been meaning to binge the show for a while, since all my knowledge of Naruto is from my incredibly hazy memory from childhood, the (amazing) wiki and the fanfics?? Oh the fanfics- I feel like an imposter sometimes, to be frank. Probably am?? 🤔 Didn't pay attention since the chunin exam in sand. Would like for that to change.
These seven (yes seven) are my studies from chapter 1 and episode 1. (Coincidentally just in time for Naruto's birthday?? I guess I did try to crunch it in a bit) It's nice to try a different rendering style once in a while - even though these are really rough and messy haha! Lighting really changes the mood man, I love light.
About Naruto, Iruka, and their dynamic in the first episode - I cried a bit watching them again for the first time in years. Might be the nostalgia acting up, but I love them so much?? A clear and simple relationship, but incredibly effective and relatable - am I kissing ass?? Dunno, I'm just a sucker for this particular type of bond between characters. I don't think Iruka appear much in the show later, but imma enjoy it while it lasts.
#naruto#uzumaki naruto#iruka umino#happy birthday naruto#you cute lil lad (?)#well you grew up very cool#i think#also iruka you absolute chad of a mother hen bro how are you so cool and wholesome#i love you??#these two are really emotive#they are fun to draw
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I kid you not devil venerable also wants to know is about a 300+ years old overpowered demonic sect leader trying to get a dumb teenage girl to break up with her toxic boyfriend
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💛🏴☠️🦌🧡
(Please don't tag/comment with your Rook, thanks)
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: the Veilguard#Bellarook#Bellara Lutare#Rook Laidir#Sulehn Laidir#need it on record about Sulehn: he is an absolute chad#planned rooks giving a lot jock/nerd energy
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POV: You have to choose a multi-class teenage adventurer
#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#cr ayden#luc brenatto#multiclass#doge chad#an absolute unit vs a pipsqueak#exu downfall#calamity downfall#cr downfall#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme
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MY GOAT MY GOAT
MY GOOAAAAAAATTTTTT
SIR ANSBACH THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
#MY GOAT#MY MAN#MY CHAD#OOOOOOOH#YES#AND WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GENTLEMAN TOO#SLAY WARRIOR#SLAY#mohg lord of blood#what a wingman#unenchanted Mohg would be proud#sir ansbach#what a man#what a chad#sir chad'sback#elden ring dlc#shadow of the erdtree#what a goat
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merlin writers made an absolute litany of insane crazy /neg decisions over the course of the television program but. making merlin's first love the lady of the lake at the start of the show and then making him give the love of his life to her at the end. fucken based. absolutely red pilled.
#merlin#merlin bbc#bbc merlin#merthur#freya merlin#merlin/freya#arthur pendragon#like i fundamentally disagree with like half the changes they made to some of the legends in this show#but holy SHIT. this one. absolute fucking chad move.#giving the lady of the lake this connection to the audience and this connection to merlin#and in turn this connection to arthur!#and the audience is at least passingly familiar with the last of the lake and her habit of handing out swords#but to tie her so fundamentally to merlin#and to know this ache of her follows him and he can never be free of her#and he can never be free of arthur#he carries them with him even when the lake has dried and he's visiting a grass field every day#he could only meet them at the muddy bank and even that is eventually taken from him#jiminy h christmas.
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I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.
Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.
#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like#‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’#y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty#but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad#Bruce Wayne#Martha Wayne#Thomas Wayne#alfred pennyworth#I bet Martha was dog walking those men#her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder#batman#batfam#like and imagine the kids reaction#they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom?#they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play#rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now#it’s for the best#the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking#gotham#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#dc batman
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MY GUYS
THE SHIELD KING SUMMONS HAS DIFFERENT GLYPHS
WE SAW HIS GLYPHS EVEN BEFORE THE FINALE
THESE MUST BE IT HOLY SHIT THERE’S EVEN ONE THAT LOOKS ALMOST LIKE HIS LIGHT GLYPH.
THESE ARE HIS GLYPHS LETS GET ON THIS
#owl house#watching and dreaming#toh finale#toh spoilers#toh#toh king#king clawthorne#toh watching and dreaming#I CANT BELIEVE I JUST NOTICED THIS THAT IS SO COOL#A+ details Dana and crew#absolute chads#the owl house
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qétoiles n qbagz’ convo about his code arm + fun banter from last sunday :] english subs + transcript below da cut
[Video transcript:
Etoiles: But yesterday when he [Forever] talked to me, he was so frightened, basically he was like, ‘But one day won’t you lose your shit and want to kill the Eggs with the Code, and everything?’ Though I was telling him, ‘But the fact is, I know the Code very well’—
Baghera: Oh, so you told him you joined—?
Etoiles: No, no, no, not at all. It’s just that he has these assumptions that I’m really allied to the Code because—
Baghera: I think it’s due to your Code tattoo, also, it gives off the impression you’re in the process of transforming into a Code, Etoiles, let’s not lie.
Etoiles: That’s it, that’s it. But, basically I told him that I’ve had it since—
Baghera: But you don’t give a shit? You’re taking it well?
Etoiles: Well, yeah, I don’t give a shit because I know he’ll never beat me. Basically I—
Baghera: But you don’t give a shit about the code literally popping up over your body?
Etoiles: Well, yeah, because it’s a part of me now. It’s normal.
Baghera: How?
Etoiles: Well, after— after fighting someone 17 times, you start— you start creating links. But those links—
Baghera: But— you know that’s not how things work. Like— look, we cross paths. Right now we’re crossing paths. You see? We’re crossing paths. I kick your ass. Like, for free. You see? I see you, I’m like, ‘Bro, I don’t like his face,’ so I kick your ass.
Etoiles: But no! Because if you tell me ‘Good fight’ at the end—
Baghera: I see you again— wait, I’m not finished. I see you again like 12 times, and I tell myself, ‘Hey, I’ll do it again,’ I kick your ass again. After a while, Rayou, I won’t get diabetes!
Etoiles: Well, maybe you will, huh.
Baghera: Yes, but it’s not— it doesn’t work, like— there’s no correlation, you see!
Etoiles: You know you won’t have those cells anymore, you know, it’s possible.
Baghera: But— no— what I mean is— Etoiles! That’s now how it works! It’s worrisome! It’s normal for us to worry!
Etoiles: Well, yeah, but, uhhh. Basically, you’re all used to talking with me on the island. And you understand very well that there’s nothing able to corrupt me.
Baghera: That we don’t know, Etoiles! Because— if it’s— I know that your morality, and your enormous brain, and your big body, won’t get corrupted. But if there’s suddenly— well, what I mean is that we don’t know what all the possible systems of manipulation on the island are.
Etoiles: It’s true. No, it’s true. But for the moment I’m doing well.
Baghera: Yeah, well, so much the better. But—
Etoiles: For the moment I’m doing well!
Baghera: If you feel any change, Etoiles, mention it, okay?
Etoiles: Oh, I’ll talk about it. But for the time being I’m doing very well.
Baghera: So I can understand peoples’ fear upon seeing you LITERALLY transform into a Code and who tell themselves, ‘Oh, strange, maybe there’s a thing with the Codes.’
Etoiles: It’s true but who can better know the dangers of the Code than someone who’s confronted it his whole life? Instead of someone who—
Baghera: I’m well aware.
Etoiles: No but it’s— it’s— it’s for that reason that I told Forever. I totally understand the fear and everything, it’s normal. You see a dude turning into a Code, you ask yourself, ‘What’s the guy who sent him doing?’
Baghera: Well, yeah, there you go.
Etoiles: Like, ‘Who sent him?’
Baghera: But you don’t feel any different? Nothing?
Etoiles: Absolutely not, no. Everything is going well. I still hate the Code whenever I see him, I still want to kick his ass. Everything’s fine. Even if right now I want him—
Baghera: But you join up with them when he suggests it, yeah. Well, it’s to get the shield back.
Etoiles: It was just for the shield, believe me. Believe me, if I run into them again- if I run into them again and they don’t offer me things to save the Eggs and everything, it’s goodbye. And considering what I’ve prepared— considering what I’ve prepared, I objectively think that 5 Codes won’t be enough to kill me. There’ll need to be 10 of them.
Baghera: They might bring 10, huh.
Etoiles: Yeah, well, then again, we have time.
Baghera: Well, in any case, they don’t want to kill you anymore since you’re working with them.
Etoiles: Well, in fact, we’re not really— actually— I don’t really know what he’s thinking. Because the last time we talked I told them, ‘But if you lay even a finger on the Eggs, I’ll kick your fucking asses, you sacks of shit.’ And they left, and they didn’t answer me.
Baghera: Then again, they’re a bit cryptic, the Codes, you know.
Etoiles: Yeah, but normally they— I managed to talk with them a bit, so— so I don’t know. Personally, I’m telling you—
Baghera: Okay, no, what I mean is that I understand why when people see you they think, ‘Maybe it’s possible he’s getting a little bit corrupted by the Codes.’
Etoiles: No but yeah, yeah, I totally get it. But honestly, never. Never in a million years.
Baghera: I believe you! I trust you. But if there’s— if once you feel any difference or something of the sort, you mention it, okay? To whomever you want, but you mention it.
Etoiles: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (10000x)
Baghera: You know you’re not very reassuring when you say that, as an answer.
Etoiles: That’s true. But I’m telling you there’s no problem. And— actually. The moment I start feeling strange, I’ll put numbers. And so you’ll have to come get me.
Baghera: Okay, okay. I’ll remember that.
Etoiles: Just that. But I— I— yeah. I whisper in the Code’s ear.
Baghera: The day you start talking to me in binary, there’ll be an issue, basically.
Etoiles: The day I say, ‘10001’, that’s it. But actually, I’m telling you, I could never be corrupted because I have AVAST, my wool block which blocks viruses.
Baghera: That’s real, that’s real.
end video transcript.]
#qsmp#etoiles#baghera jones#étoiles#jay clips#jay rambles#8/10/2023#please reblog this it took so long .#my fault for thinking transcribing and subtitling a 4min clip was a smart idea tho tbf#lmk if there’s any like . orthography errors in the transcript or whatevs i’ll correct em#i clipped this from étoiles pov but bagz’ pov was so fucking good too#the absolute side eye she gave him as he said the code ‘was a part of him now’ 😭 love the energy#these clips r just gonna serve as her I TOLD YOU SO evidence if smth happens#^ see idk if he’s actually gonna get corrupted (cubito’s chad enough to stave it off let’s be fr)#but i think it’s more of a question of whether the admins (and étoiles) will be able to resist the call of dramatic irony#bc it would be so good LMAO#anw shoutout to the part where he says ‘j’ai envie de lui [le Code]—‘ (I want him [the Code]—‘)#im well aware he just cut himself off before finishing his sentence but ty for furthering the codetoiles agenda king i appreciate it#saying ‘en ce moment j’ai un peu plus envie de lui’ about the Code is CRAZY kabdisdbsidjs
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my two favourite lads
#rdr2#arthur morgan#rdr2 fanart#hungarian halfbred: absolute chad#pls lets just ignore his hand#couldnt be bothered to finish it#i just finished my third playthrough and i need a minute#brokkolili#digital illustration
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Friendship!! T-T
They're so cute
#sonic and tails didn't need to be in this special yet in an absolute chad move tails pulls himself a boyfriend/j#I'm always happy to see Tails making friends awww#even if this is a character that probably wouldn't reappear ever#sonic idw spoilers#idw sonic spoilers#sonic idw#idw sonic#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#tails#project.txt#tails the fox#miles tails prower
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LEGO Ninjago Wobbly Hearts AU Refs
WHATISUPEVERYBODY We've got COLE and JAY now the absolute BESTIES who used to hate each other, (more on that another time--) HOW WE FEELING FOLKS? Ofc once again based more heavily of their movie designs and i gotta say the urge to redraw jays is strong but I'll worry about that later we is just chillin rn I stil love Cole's a lot he looks huggable
[do not repost/save my art to other sites (including pintrest)or put it into AI thanks]
Kai & Nya | Lloyd & Zane | Cole & Jay | Skylor & Pixal
Wobbly Hearts Fic | what is wobbly hearts?
#LEGO Ninjago Wobbly Hearts AU#KNOX ART (me)#Cole Ninjago#Cole Brookstone#Jay Walker#Jay Ninjago#what fellas what absolute chads#you know i could have waited until next week to post these but i'm impatient so HERE WE ARE#hg;lkLGKJASDF#skylor and pixal up next o7
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Man, I loveee these boats!
#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#theodore tugboat#How the fuck do you tag Theodore tugboat characters#Digby my beloved…#Absolute chad#And my dear Carla omg I love her I have so many ideas for her#I can imagine her mostly reside in those yacht club and those yacht club are like a high class society#She def have a 'Rich kid' relationship with the more like idustiral working class vessel?? Yk lmaoo#Nautilus just chillin he's prop the more older and sensible member of the canadian navy#please give constance a hug
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ha ha not Zubeia blocking out the dawn with storm clouds before Callum is possessed the same way Avizandum does before Sarai is killed
#kinda all over s4 and s5 rn#unrelated to that i love how whoever designed rex igneous apparently got told to create the beefiest hunk of absolute chad dragon possible#and they 100% understood the assignment
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