#this L is so cutes and bug to me . Hes such an ass and i love him

[sw33t-oubliette]

entire musical tennis scene btw . If you even care

[astonmartinii]

a case of the cuddle bug | logan sargent social media au

pairing: logan sargent x fem!piastri!reader

someone check his temperature, he's got a serious case of the cuddle bug

author's note: thought we could all use some logan content to get us through the weekend

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

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yourusername: he's not racing :( more time to cuddle :)

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user1: if i find out that that t-shirt was made by them i may need to be shot in the head

yourusername: sorry to be the bearer of bad news 😕

user2: y/n where do we find a logan?

yourusername: date your brother's best friend - the romance books did NOT lie

logansargent: hard to be too sad when you're around

yourusername: awwwww logie bear 🐻 i love youuuuu

logansargent: i love you too come back to the motorhome the hospitality coffee is not worth it

yourusername: not even if i swipe you a cupcake?

logansargent: okay..... maybe ....

alexalbon: i'm sorry buddy, i promise i'll do us proud

yourusername: yOU BETTER 👹

alexalbon: i'm soRRY are you like a gremlin? did someone spill some water?

yourusername: i'm gonna ignore most of that cause gizmo is cute

logansargent: she loves you really alex

alexalbon: do you still love me logie?

logansargent: yes?

alexalbon: I' SORRY I HAVE.A GUILTY CONSCIENCE I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE BEING MAD AT ME

user3: lol mood ^

oscarpiastri: you could support your BELOVED BROTHER NOW (AT HIS (OUR) HOME RACE)

yourusername: ugh i guess

oscarpiastri: you literally said you'd support me any time logan wasn't racing :(

yourusername: unless he can come with me, we'll be supporting you from the williams garage

oscarpiastri: better than nothing i guess

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logansargent: no way around it, this weekend has been the hardest of my career. however, i'm thankful for alex for picking up a couple points for the team and for having y/n with me to support me this weekend, enjoy the cute picture of her (but not too much)

also i guess congrats to oscar on a podium at his home race 🤷🏻‍♂️

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user4: hardest weekend ever... here's a pic of my. hot gf :)))))

user5: he's real for that, just reminding us that he's still winning off track

alexalbon: thank you isn't enough logie, love you man, can't wait to see you back in the car next week x

yourusername: you're so lucky you got points otherwise your ass would've been grass xoxo

alexalbon: Y/N I SAID I WAS SORRY PLEASE STOP BEING MEAN YOU'RE MEANT TO BE THE NICE PIASTRI

oscarpiastri: you stole my soon-to-be brother-in-law's car and called me a shit padel player 🖕🏻

alexalbon: why is everyone ganging up on me :(

logansargent: you gotta take it for at least this weekend bro

alexalbon: i guess...

user6: they're so cute, but who is taking these photos of them?

yourusername: oscar makes himself useful sometimes

oscarpiastri: ugh i get NO CREDIT IN THIS FAMILY

logansargent: i at least appreciate it oscar 🫶🏻

oscarpiastri: that's all well and good and i love you, you're my bff but sometimes i don't want to see you be lovely dovey with that hellspawn

fredvesti: let it be known i will no longer be sneaking out with you guys for ice cream on a race weekend, the risk was not worth the third wheeling

logansargent: i paid?

fredvesti: thank the lord you did otherwise i'd raise an official complaint

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oscarpiastri: got a podium at my home race and i'm still not my sister's favourite

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user8: have we considered that y/n and logan have attachment issues?

oscarpiastri: she sat at the window like a woman waiting for her husband at war when he DARED to go home for christmas when we were 16

yourusername: as if you haven't cried over lily 🙄

oscarpiastri: i ACTUALLY don't get to see her very often, i can't separate you and logan

yourusername: LEAVE ME BE

user9: oscar says this as if y/n wasn't crying her eyes out at the podium

user10: and logan wiping her tears to prevent smudging her eyeliner - sigh

logansargent: don't hate the player hate the game

oscarpiastri: what happened to blood being thicker than water

yourusername: you know what else is thicker than water ... 😩😩😩

oscarpiastri: okay you can sTOP RIGHT THERE

landonorris: they're really one being huh?

oscarpiastri: believe me the dinner at mine? they were being TAME

yourusername: okay for the audience we are not that bad, we're just affectionate we aren't like making out in front of everyone

landonorris: .... shame

oscarpiastri: yOU HAVE SHAME THAT'S MY SISTER

logansargent: THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND

yourusername: AND THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND

landonorris: damn tough crowd

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yourusername: a wee break before my boy is back to knock your socks off

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user11: they're so cute your honour

alexalbon: dating a racing driver and not wearing a seat belt? interesting.

yourusername: dating a professional golfer and still shit at golf? interesting.

lilymunhe: she did get you there alex, soz.

yourusername: also we weren't even driving, that hair acting is all a fan

logansargent: practically a professional photographer now (the model definitely helps, she looks perfect doing anything)

yourusername: hehehheheheheheheheheheheeh

user12: y/n really just gagging alex at every corner

user13: she saw logan wasn't holding a grudge and decided to double down on hers

user14: and we respect that

logansargent: you knock my socks off everyday babe

yourusername: as long as it's only me 😘

logansargent: i've been in love with you since i was 13 👍🏻

yourusername: SNAP🫰

oscarpiastri: once again left out of the photodump

yourusername: you are not 'my boy' that would in fact be inappropraite

oscarpiastri: you couldn't just change the caption?

yourusername: you're not cute enough to be a lannister (cersei and jaime call me)

logansargent: ????

yourusername: *call us 😉

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logansargent: glad to be back in the car this weekend, though if alex could stop terrorising y/n that would be great

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user15: were oscar and y/n's parents in the williams garage?

user16: so oscar wasn't lying about him basically being family already 🥹

alexalbon: i was not TERRORISNG I WAS ENGAGING IN SIBLING LIKE BANTER

oscarpiastri: hold on buster, that's MY sister 🤨

alexalbon: i can't win with any of you three 😭

yourusername: LET'S FUCKING GO EAGLE BOY GOD BLESS AMERICA 🦅🇺🇸

logansargent: i'll let you have this one for once

yourusername: as an aussie that was very hard to say, please appreciate it

logansargent: thank you my little kangaroo?

yourusername: kinda offensive they're scary

logansargent: koala?

yourusername: YOU SAYING I HAVE CHLAMYDIA?

logansargent: well i've ran out of australian animals now :(

user17: thanks for the violent reminder of chlamydia being rife in koalas :(

oscarpiastri: gonna have to beat you this weekend to win back my parents' favour it seems

yourusername: let's be real, they prefer logan over both of us :(

oscarpiastri: true 😔

logansargent: i can't help the southern charm

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williamsf1: LOGAN POINTS, I REPEAT LOGAN POINTS 😤

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user20: TRUST HIM, I REPEAT TRUST HIM

yourusername: THAT'S MY BOY LET'S FUCKING GO

oscarpiastri: you never get this excited for me?

yourusername: FUCK OFF THIS IS NOT YOUR TURN, IT'S LOGAN'S DAY

maxverstappen1: pretty sure i won the race

yourusername: FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU

user21: y/n crying her eyes out she's so real

user22: based on the faces in the garage i think she may have let everything out lol

user23: as she should

user24: can't expect two people to be attached 24/7 and not be ride or die for each other

logansargent: thanks for the support, glad to pick up some points for the team

yourusername: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

logansargent: i know you've shouted it in my face since i got back from media

yourusername: you need to know it :(

logansargent: i love you so much

yourusername: i love you even more

user25: the whole piastri family going wild in LOGAN'S garage was not on my 2024 bingo sheet

user26: but it was cute as fuck

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yourusername: we're down bad with a case of the cuddle bug

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user27: the CUDDLE BUG?

user28: i need to be taken out of my misery

logansargent: i've got a high fever, a love fever

oscarpiastri: THAT WAS CORNY AS FUCK

yourusername: i thought it was cute :(

logansargent: and that's what matters

yourusername: exactlyyyyy

oscarpiastri: so fuck me, right?

yourusername: yes!

logansargent: yes!

user29: this whole interaction makes it so obvious oscar was the only boy growing up LOL

alexalbon: i'll concede, you guys are cute

yourusername: we been known

logansargent: no one does it like us

alexalbon: erm alex and lily erasure?

yourusername: lily cute, you not so much

alexalbon: stop being SO PROTECTIVE WHY ARE YOU A GOLDEN RETRIEVER WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND A RABID JACK RUSSELL WITH ME IT WAS JAMES' DECISION GO FOR JAMES' ANKLES

williamsf1: ???

yourusername: i thought it was friendly sibling banter (also james is logie's boss of course i'm not gonna go for his ankles dummy)

logansargent: she's my little guard dog 🫶🏻

yourusername: anything for you, come back to cuddle :(

logansargent: on my way cuddle bug!

fin.

note: i understand why williams made the decision they did, but i've had such a soft spot for logan since he admitted he's lonely in the paddock :( i hope he has a good next race to really prove himself to everyone xx hope you enjoyed! xx

[stardew-and-cozycore]

Nicknames the bachelors/backelorettes would give the farmer:

Sam: darling, sweetie, honey, baby, love. Very innocent and traditional nicknames said with the same tone as everything else he says UNLESS it's after 9pm and you're cuddling.

Abigail: sweet cheeks, hot mama, babe, hoe, chickie. She'd smack your ass and kiss your cheek after every nickname.

Harvey: dearest, love bug, pookie bear. Basic but cute. He secretly watches rom coms and steals the weirdest and cheesiest names from them.

Shane: chickadee, sunshine, bro. He just gives off washed up frat boy vibes to me but he'd say them all with a smile at least.

Penny: darling, dear, honey, lovely. She just adores you and will call you all these and their Latin equivalents.

Sebastian: boudica, babe, mami, my moon and stars. Firstly, if you don't know who boudica is, she led an army against the Romans and was a great warrior and I feel like he'd definitely know this and call you this after you get back tired from the mines.

Alex: bae, dove, big L (L for love), broski. He's a little awkward and brags too much about having romantic attention to have actually been in a relationship.

Maru: Einstein, honeydew, dew drop, diamond, flower. She's just adorable and is going to give you the most adorable and meaningful nicknames.

Haley: bae, baby, babe, bitch, whore, love, gorgeous, kitten, girlie, sunflower. All said with soooo much excitement. You are literally her favorite thing in the whole world and how she says all these it's obvious.

Elliot: my love, darling, goddess, the most gorgeous muse, angel, ethereal rose, my heart, melita (little honey in Latin cus you know he's fluent in it). He will say the most gorgeous names to you while carefully tucking stray hair out of your face. He's so calm and caring and sweet and will recite to you ancient Latin poems while cooking you dinner.

[andro-dino]

fuckin uh. zero g fantasy au. this has been brewing around in my head for a while and I’ve been meaning to draw it but I suck ass at designing and drawing fantasy outfits so I’m gonna share the thoughts I’ve had about it publicly in writing instead!!

Basically this all started when I was thinking about the sheer volume of zyronobu’s knight and princeisms and then I was like. what if they actually were a knight and a prince. ****epic autism explosion**** So essentially, Shinobu is a prince who is kinda bored and stuck doing basically nothing a lot of the time, just generally kinda cooped up in the palace. Zyro serves as his personal bodyguard, but is also kinda the head knight of the castle and has a lot of his own responsibilities, and the two of them are both crushing on each other SOOOOOO hard.

- one scenario I enjoy is Shinobu spending a lot of time on a particular balcony that overlooks the knights’ training area and he not-so-subtly frequently watches Zyro do his thing.

- In this au, Ren is also knight in training and takes a sort of apprentice/partner role with Zyro. There has been more than one occasion where Zyro has gotten distracted upon noticing Shinobu watching them/waving back to Shinobu while he and Ren are sparring and she gets really heated at him for not paying attention.

- Because they don’t really get to spend a lot of time together bc they have separate stuff going on, Shinobu ends up contriving a lot of reasons why he needs to go out and have Zyro accompany him. Zyro is entirely oblivious to Shinobu’s scheming but he is very happy every opportunity he gets.

For other thoughts I’ve had, Kite is like an alchemist/scholar and spends a lot of time in the castle library. Because he has nothing better to do, Shinobu also spends a lot of time in the castle library and bugs Kite. Kite hates this. One interaction I’ve had in my mind with them is kite being like “my prince, if you don’t mind me asking, WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE AND BOTHERING ME????” and Shinobu’s like “because I have nothing better to do and you’re one of the only people on this palace who is willing to talk to me like that and treat me like a real person.” and kites just like. gfdi. He hates it (he really doesn’t but don’t tell him that he wouldn’t like it) (they’re besties don’t let them try to convince you otherwise).

I haven’t thought a ton abt eight and maru in this au but they are also there. Eight just hangs around kite per usual and perhaps causes mischief around the castle. Perhaps Madoka is a blacksmith who works closely with the royal family and Maru is her apprentice who hangs around the royal guard a lot.

There’s also a digivalen subplot because I will insert digivalen into any and every au I create. Kite one day goes out for supplies or whatever and encounters a mysterious traveling merchant. They present themself as any other merchant would, but kite can tell there’s something more too them. He senses that they may be a magic user, and a strong one at that, but he can’t get them to reveal anything to him. He’s intrigued though, and after their first interaction, kite just can’t stop thinking about her.

Another thought I’ve had with this au is how the main gang all kinda come together as an adventuring party. Shinobu once again asks Zyro to accompany him as he needs to go run some errands out in town, but Ren tags along, insisting Zyro’s been ditching her too much lately and she needs more experience. Kite also catches word of this, and since they’re gonna be out, insists upon tagging along so he may have an opportunity to meet with that merchant again, and eight naturally follows along wherever kite goes. Maru, seeing such an interesting group all together naturally tags along wherever her heart deems may be intriguing, and suddenly this is a whole group outing when Shinobu just wanted another excuse to go on a date with his cute knight.

The other og cast can also be here n there wherever you see fit. Benkei owns a popular local tavern in town, but he’s also a well renowned knight trainer. While Zyro serves as something of a captain of the guard, all of them, including him, answer to Benkei and he oversees all of their training and is their highest mentor. He’s also formally been a mentor to Kenta, the legendary knight of flame. Gingka too is a legendary knight, now on his own solo journey, and was originally the one to gift Zyro his sword and inspire him to become who he is now.

Tsubasa’s. probably around there somewhere. I guess king would fit as far as his role in the story goes but King Tsubasa just sounds wrong to me.

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE. Another subplot, because my favs are very special and get their own whole side story.

For many years across the land, there’s been a legend passed around, only heard about through rumors and hushed whispers. The details of it aren’t exactly clear, and the story is told differently by every person who tells it, but all anyone knows for sure is that there’s a dragon, a prince, a tower, and a curse.

Naturally, Takanosuke Shishiya, a scrappy young knight in training who’s looking for a mentor has taken from the legend that somewhere out there, there’s a prince who’s been cursed to reside in a tower guarded by a dragon, and he’s determined to rescue this prince in hopes of him potentially being able to help Takanosuke in his search for a mentor. You can imagine Takanosuke’s surprise when he believes he’s found the tower of the legend, only to find it with a giant hole blown through it, claw marks trailing down its sides with scorch marks around the destruction and in the land around it, which he notices create a path trailing beyond the tower.

Okay, perhaps a different adventure than Takanosuke had expected, but he still opts to follow the trail of burns in hopes of still finding the prince.

Eventually, he actually does, discovering Sakyo Kurayami, the cursed prince who as he declares, bears the curse of the jet black dragon. He is, as far as he knows, the only surviving member of his kingdom, as the curse overwhelmed everyone else, including his own family. The last person who was ever able to control the curse was the legendary dragon emperor, who no one knows the real fate of. Some say he died in battle, others say he just disappeared, but all anyone knows is that no one has seen or heard of him in years, and Sakyo has somehow inherited his blade. Now, Sakyo has set about on his own quest, trying to follow in the footsteps of the dragon emperor to try to learn how to control the curse (and maybe perhaps create his own future after a little more character development). Takanosuke insists upon tagging along with him, hoping the two can become stronger together, and while the adventure is off to a rocky start, fate always works in mysterious ways.

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Do you hate me pt.4 ?

The moment I waited for the most had finally arrived. I was walking along with Vi on my right and Sarah on my left, to the path that led to the class of Magical creature’s care, a class out in the open of the forest of Hogwarts. We arrived in the first ones and took place on a wooden bench, after having said hello to the professor of course.

-Which creature do you think we’re gonna see for our first class y/n?

-No idea, could be anything really with the variety of creatures you guys have in England.

-Well, I hope it’s something cute. Said Sarah. Like a Niffler or something.

I definitely needed to update them about the fact that I did meet one. Tonight I’d tell them about it, and also about the tiny other one I met by myself this early morning. As we were speaking, all of the remaining students came in, and the professor clapped to let us know the class was about to start.

-Hello everyone, and welcome to your very first class of Magical creature’s care! I hope you’re all as excited as I am. Today, I want you to meet a very small but feisty and ferocious creature.

He then rummaged through his stuff, before getting a big golden cage out… filled with fairies!

-Oh my god, fairies! Exclaimed Sarah with joy.

-Do you know stuff about them? Asked Violet while turning her head to me, an unpleased expression on her face.

-Well, a little bit. I only know we should be really careful, they might seem inoffensive but they could bite your finger off if you annoy them the slightest. They’re also short tempered so,… This is gonna be one hell of a ride.

-Great, what a great mix of qualities, god damn it.

-Miss Violet, language please. So, I’m gonna give you guys an hour to try to bond with them, try not to get your finger chopped off as highlighted by Miss y/l/n, and at the end of the class I want you to have a debate about what you learned. I’m gonna uncage them now, good luck everybody.

The professor opened the cage and the fairies were already flying in every directions, not even paying the less attention to us. Sarah, Vi and I all chose a fairy, and we separated, off to try, and the key word is try, to get to know these impulsive little creatures.

Ten minutes in and this class was a total mess, some students were chasing fairies, the latter only laughing at them. Some students were having their hair pulled by fairies, or some got bitten, luckily not me tho.

-I think Miss Pomfresh will have a lot of work at the end of this class! I said to Violet, seeing her approach me in the corner of my eye.

-I think we’re lucky to not be already dead if you want my opinion. Anyways, Sarah got one going in her ear, it was a sight honestly.

-In her ear?? It went in and just came out? I said, eyes wide open.

Violet just laughed at my reaction, before nodding still laughing like crazy.

-Oh my god they’re vicious. I responded laughing too. But I admit it must have been horrible, I already hate when bugs go in my ears or nose, so a whole ass fairy??!!

We were interrupted by a student screaming, a fairy following them and trying to get inside their sweater.

-Oh my god stop yelling, she’s only aiming for your sweatshirt, one got inside my ear to remind you all.

We looked at Sarah, visibly annoyed by the situation but then seeing us and coming towards us, her face giving us ‘the look’.

-Not. A. Single. Word. About. My. Ear.

We laughed but held our hands up, showing we wouldn’t dare speak about it again, even if we knew we probably would at a sleepover or something, a few days from now.

The professor interrupted the class and somehow managed to get the fairies back in the cage with a spell, I definitely need to learn that spell.

-So, time for the debrief, why did you guys learn about them?

A lot of whispers of “they’re horrible”, “I never want to see one again” and other things in this area were heard. The professor then explained to us the basic behavior of fairies.

-I understand where you’re all coming from, fairies are creatures really hard to bond with. They’re mocking, aggressive, and always seem to be on edge. The trick is to show them that you’re not afraid of their attitude nor them. They’re not fighters, if you give back attitude, they might even like you, that’s the secret. Thanks for your attention, you’re off to go.

And the forest emptied, calm coming back to the fields of Hogwarts.

“After effort comes comfort” that’s what Sarah said before suggesting we should go to the kitchen and ask the elves if we could bake a pie.

-They’re not really… sweet creatures but they should agree if we don’t make a mess. Said Vi smiling.

We exited the forest and decided to go look for Anna, hopefully she didn’t have a class and would be okay baking with us.

-I’ll go grab my book in the room for the recipe! Said Vi excitedly.

-Alright, I’ll go look for Anna with Y/n then, we meet at the kitchen in like, say fifteen minutes?

Violet nodded before parting from us and going towards the dungeons.

-Alright, let’s go. I said interlocking my arm with Sarah.

We needed to go towards Ravenclaw’s dorms to try to knock and ask for Anna, hopefully she would be here and not in class.

We were walking up the stairs to the astronomy towers, and I heard a familiar voice coming from the corridor. A small smile made its way on my face, and Sarah turned to look at me.

-I think it’s Jude. I said smiling.

-Ahhhh. She said nodding in understanding.

We arrived in the corridor, and like I presumed, Jude was standing in front of the Ravenclaw’s dorm, talking with…

-Why is he everywhere I go? I said rolling my eyes at the sight of Jungwon. But then remembering, I had to thank him, for the Cole incident.

Sarah chuckled, which gained the attention of the boys deep in a conservation. Their head snapped at us in surprise, and a smile broke on Jude’s face.

We approached them and Jude came closer to me, under the curious gaze of Jungwon, one of his eyebrows quirked.

-Hey y/n! Said Jude excitedly.

-Jude! I said with as much energy. It’s nice seeing you again.

-Yeah, it is. He answered shyly. I saw you this morning at breakfast but really quickly so it doesn’t count.

I let out a small chuckle and nodded.

Jungwon was still on the side, looking at us curiously and Sarah also said hi to Jude, before asking him if he knew Anna, after describing her.

-Oh yeah, she’s in the common room, do you want me to get her for you? He asked softly.

-Yes please Jude, that would be really nice. I said turning to him.

He nodded and opened the door, engulfing himself in the common room, the door closing behind him in a loud thud.

I looked at Sarah and there were a few seconds of silence, before we both turned to Jungwon, a few feet away from us, who started talking.

-You know Jude? He asked us.

-Me not really, Y/n yeah, they’re friends. She said in a breath.

-Is that so? He said turning to me, an eyebrow quirked.

-Yes, why? Do you mind? I answered crossing my arms.

He let out a small chuckle before shaking his head no.

-I don’t.

-Great then, there’s no problem between us.

He looked back at me frowning, and Sarah was looking at us on the side, her eyebrows raised, ready to take a bag of popcorn to enjoy the scene.

He stopped frowning and there was a slight smirk on his face, one of his dimples showing.

-This year is gonna be… amusing. He said tilting his head.

-Right. I said scoffing. It’s gonna be really amusing when Hufflepuff wins the Quidditch season.

He raised his eyebrows at that.

-Oh, because you plan on applying to be in the team?

-Maybe, if it can piss you off. I said smiling.

He was going to get back at me, before the door opened, startling us all. Jude came out all smiley, unaware of the situation that took place just before his interruption, Anna behind him.

-Hey girls. She said to us.

Sarah cleared her throat and grabbed Anna’s arm on one side, mine on the other.

-Well, we got to get going guys, it was… interesting seeing you. She said with a small chuckle, winking at me.

I rolled my eyes at her and turned around to wave at Jude.

-Bye Jude, see you tomorrow! I said with a small smile. He returned my wave before turning back to Jungwon, who was still eyeing me, a playful glint in his eyes.

As we were making our way to the dungeons, my arm still linked to Sarah’s, I felt a tap on the back of my head.

-Ouch. I said rubbing at the spot, looking over at Sarah who was looking at me with a mischievous smile. What was that for?

-What was that huh? That whole scene with Jungwon up there? She asked me in a teasing tone of voice.

-Nothing, this is actually the most we ever talked since I got here. I said rolling my eyes.

-Hmmm, I’ll keep an eye on you two. She added chuckling, before I shook my head at her, a small smile on my face.

We arrived at the dungeons and opened the heavy door. Violet was standing there in front of the kitchen, dancing from one feet to another while waiting for us, a heavy cooking book in her hands.

She lifted her head upon hearing the commotion of the door against the brick wall and smiled at us.

-Finally you found Anna, I thought you guys got lost or something. She said chuckling and looking at her watch. Five minutes late, I’ll let it slide this time. She said jokingly.

-Yeah sorry, we got a bit… held back by something. Said Sarah eyeing me with a playful look.

She got close to Violet, telling her we’ll talk about it later, putting her arm around her shoulder.

Violet knocked on the kitchen doors, waiting for an elf to open.

I was behind them with Anna by my side, who was really excited about the idea of going to the kitchens for the first time.

The door opened and an elf asked us why we were here. Violet insisted on doing all the talking, and surprisingly the elf agreed to let us in, under one condition.

-You and your friends will make pie for the elves as well.

We all eagerly nodded and promised we would make one for them too, so that they could eat it when their shift would be done.

The first step in the recipe for the cherry pie was to make the dough. We split the tasks to be quicker, Violet was pitting the cherries, Sarah was preparing the oven and trying to find the needed utensils scattered all across the kitchen and I was with Anna starting the dough preparation.

The elves were doing their business and eyeing us from the corner of their eyes from time to time, making sure we weren’t burning up anything. Not even five minutes in the kitchen and there was already flour everywhere. However, we managed to pull an acceptable dough, and rolled it on the counter before putting it neatly in the mold. Violet then put all her focus in filling the pie with the cherries.

-Are you sure you took all the pits out Vi? Wouldn’t want to choke and die because of pie. Said Sarah unsure, looking between Violet’s eyes and the pie.

-Don’t worry Sarah, I took all of them out… I think.

We looked between each other, sharing awkward smiles before bursting into laughing and deciding to put the pie to cook anyway, hoping that Violet did take all the pits out.

In the meantime our pie was cooking, we decided to start cooking the other pie, the one the elves asked us to make for them, in exchange of having the right to stay in here.

After going around and asking the elves what type of pie they liked or fruits we should put in it for them, we settled on cooking an apple and cinnamon pie.

After a few hours of hard-work, our two pies were finally done and ready to be tasted. We happily brought our pie to the elves, who inspected for a few minutes before ushering us to go out of the kitchen with our pie, before anyone would notice we were in there.

-That was fun! Said Anna holding the pie in her hands and eyeing it, the urge to taste it noticeable on her face.

-Yeah, expect when Sarah threw flour at us. Responded Violet, wiping the remaining of flour on her clothes off.

I looked at them chuckling and taking the flour off my hair, reminding me that Violet did indeed throw flour at me as well, in a euphoric state.

We all settled in going back to our dorms, sneaking Anna in even if she wasn’t allowed to.

I sat on my bed with a sigh, while Violet was taking plates out off her stuff, and I got spoons out my pockets.

-Where did you get these spoons y/n?

Asked Sarah while eyeing the spoons in my hands, a curious expression on her face.

-Stole them in the kitchen.

I said plainly, to which the girls got shocked before they chuckled a bit.

-Isn’t that the same girl who said she wasn’t going to get into trouble this year?

Said Violet teasingly, to which Sarah nodded.

-I think it is Vi.

I chuckled and shook my head.

-It’s alright, it’s spoons.

-Talking about troubles and drama, care to explain to Vi and Anna what happened with Jungwon earlier?

Said Sarah looking at me playfully.

I hummed and started telling Anna the whole story of our interactions since the beginning, before adding the last part that just happened this afternoon earlier for both her and Vi.

-Jesus, said Vi, you’re both on some heavy competitions.

Anna chuckled and nodded.

-You know what they say tho, people who hate each other always end up making out at some point.

I choked on a piece of pie, and shook my head.

-Jeez Anna, don’t say things like that while I’m eating.

-She’s got a point tho.

Claimed both Sarah and Violet, amused.

I groaned and rolled my eyes.

-No she doesn’t, who even says that?

-Denial is the first step y/n.

Said Vi, putting a hand on my shoulder, before the three girls started to laugh. I shook my head, but still a smile cracked on my face.

-You guys are stupid.

I said amused, as we all chuckled and enjoyed our freshly baked pie, and our new friend group.

[aajjks]

im so sorry you guys!! there’s been so much drama at my job lately. 😅🩷 thanks for being patient with me. here you gooo!!

NWO!JK

all thoughts, concerns—everything leaves your mind when jungkook shyly tells you that he asked morgan out on a date. the french fries you were chewing on goes down the wrong pipe upon hearing the news and jungkook quickly hands you his cup of water while eunwoo vigorously pats your back.

“Woah yn you alright?”

“do i LOOK like i’m alright, jungkook?” you wheeze before taking a large gulp of water from his straw. “looks like you’re choking to me” jokes eunwoo and neither you or jungkook laughs at his obvious joke.

you wanna scream and shout at jungkook for asking mj out but this is all your fault and as his friend, you may have to take your ‘L’ this time. barging in on his date would be so childish of you and despite your blatant jealousy, if it makes him happy then you suppose you’ll be happy too.

“ehem, as i was saying” you take another sip from jungkook’s cup before continuing. “I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOUUU!!!!! you guys make such…you guys are cute, i guess”

“doesn’t this mean you’ll get to be with the cool clique? you’ll go to the frat parties and smoke weed with the jocks”

“let’s not get too carried away. we still have to approve of her” you say with folded arms as you open your safari app only to be met with hundreds of links pertaining to spider-man’s alliance with the black cat.

“this is so annoying. none of this would be happening if the police would just do their jobs”

eunwoo rolls his eyes. “why are you so anti-spider-man y/n? he’s a hero”

“no he’s not. he’s a vigilante and i’m not anti bug guy, i just don’t care for him. he’s doing a good thing but i literally can’t watch my youtube videos without an ad popping up about this web swinging wannabe. it’s annoying!”

“one day you’ll meet spider-man and see how cool he really is”

“doubt it. spider-man doesn’t give a shit about me and i know how to kick ass just fine”

“it’ll happen. just you wait”

“in my dreams, maybe”

~🫧

Yes, it’s important that you guys will approve of Morgan. It’s not really a date But just a friendly dinner.

And he can’t help with the way his heart really breaks when you say don’t care about Spider-Man, what makes you hate him so much? Jungkook is so sad. out of all people you hate Spider-Man…

Well, at least he has eunwoo’s support. “Wow yn that’s not true! Spider-Man cares about y- I-I mean everyone!” Jungkook pouts. “And it’ll happen, not just in your dreams!” Jungkook smiles at you.

And that’s when he remembers.

“I can’t wait to go home because my aunt has probably arrived here in Seoul!!!!” Jungkook giggles. And you both are genuinely happy to hear that because you both adore his aunt too.

“BROO THAT MEANS I’LL COME OVER TO YOUR APARTMENT BECAUSE SHE COOKS DELICIOUS MEALS!” Eunwoo winks.

“I don’t think she will recognize you because you have gotten more handsome because you used to be so ugly.” Jungkook teases eunwoo.

“But yn is allowed anytime.” He winks at you.

•••

“숙모!!!!!” Jungkook yells her name the first thing he gets into his apartment. He excitedly looks all over the small living room and he smells something delicious cooking from the kitchen.

“KOOKIE!!!! IM HERE!” Jungkook throws his bag on the ground and runs into the kitchen. “숙모!!!” He cries out as he pulls her in a tight hug.

“Awww my love.” She coos, the spatula still in her hand. “oh so you got my letter and the keys didn’t you?” He hugs her, speaking softly.

“Yes! I arrived two hours ago.” She rubs his back. “Look at you kookie- you’ve gotten even more handsome.” Jungkook giggles again.

“숙모!!! I actually have to go have dinner with a friend at 7.. I’ll be home soon though DONT worry!” He breaks the hug as he informs her of his schedule. “And I have a part time job at the nearest pizza place.” He scratches his head. “I gotta leave in hand and hour first the shift!”

•••

Oh, he’s getting scolded AGAIN. Jungkooks got a helmet on his head as he listens to his manager nag at him for being late at work again.

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? JEON! YOU DELIVER THIS PIZZA RIGHT NOW! IF YOU ARE LATE? IM GOING TO KILL YOU!”

Jungkook tries to save his face from getting spat on because he’s such an aggressive person. “Y-Yes Mr Wang.” He grabs the pizzas from the counter. “I-I’ll go deliver the pizzas!”

Jungkook takes the keys of the scooter and saves his ass.

•••

He barely manages to make it home at 6:30. And he gets inside. “HEY 숙모!!!! I’ll go in my room to shower, can I get my favorite banana milk please?” Jungkook says while running to his room.

He needs to get decent for his dinner with Morgan.

[silvergoldraeven]

Okokokok so (assuming) you’re an avid heimes shipper, I’m rlly curious, so like, how do you think (in your resurrection au) kratos would feel if Hermes came back to life out of nowhere and started dating Heimdall??? LMAOO

OR EVEN, WOULD, your au Heimdall even ever be into Hermes at all????? Due to his redemption and all??? KSJDKDJ I can’t stop thinking abt it😭

oh ive thought about this A LOT. like an ungodly amount. i actually at first made a character for Heimdall as a love interest but scrapped it cuz i didnt want it to be a Heimdall x oc thing ya know. then my dear friend (@medievildead) got me Hermespilled- and now i have. better ideas. they wouldnt work with what im actually going for with res!AU cuz itd add sooooo many things and its just. ough. but!

There's so many ways this could go. So Many. (x0k if youre reading this im encouraging you to make a version with your Hermes AU c:)

But i'd like to imagine that Atreus one day just comes home wearing the like ancient Greek travelling outfit and Kratos looks him up and down, goes silent for a few minutes before asking where the fuck and who the fuck he got that from. Atreus just happily going "from this really nice man, had flaming hair, weird little voice but he was cool and- oh there he is-" and just points over to Hermes crawling out of the bushes and yelling "where are my fucking shoes Kratos?!"

i think thats funny, i think that should be canon. Hermes existing and following Atreus home to Midgard opens up so much place for angst with Kratos and Atreus but im not here for that, im here to make 2 people worse. mostly Heimdall, reverse therapy now that Hermes is here /hj

Hermes joining the gang is just like like the Thor scene but Loud and hes like "i brought olives :]" and Kratos lets him in just for that trade tbh.

Kratos asking how tf hes even alive and Hermes replies with "im bugs" without elaborating, we never find out how he's alive.

Uncle Hermes is definitely my fav trope so him bonding with Atreus over atheletics and mischief, mostly bullying Heimdall. Hermes locked eyes with Heimdall and immediately decided that he was a worthy opponent. so their relationship starts with Hermes and Atreus bullying the shit out of Heimdall, who's self growth is really being tested on a daily basis. when Atreus leaves again Heimdall is left with just 1 shithead insisting on making his life harder (but oh so affectionately).

i think Heimdall would actually be more likely to fall for Hermes cuz he finally got that giant stick out of his ass, would probably find his japes and overall mischief endearing, after he warms up to the Greek god.

Hermes is canonically really good at cooking too if im correct so him helping Heimdall with cooking,,, cute. so cute. Hermes teaches Heimdall Greek dishes and Heimdall teaches him Nordic dishes but Hermes usually just goes "this has no flavour" which in return makes Heimdall call him a slur of some kind in offense.

Heimdall showing off Gulltoppr being like "this is my great and loyal beast, he has never left my side for anyone, neither in life or death. he will never be loyal to anyone els-" camera turns to Hermes giving a purring Gully tummy rubs :3

unrelated (sorta) but i think Angrboda and Hermes would actually get along really well.

Hermes being the god of travel drags Heimdall around the 8 realms c o n s t a n t l y. Heimdall hates it, especially since Vanaheim would probably be Hermes' fav realm. but he usually plans a 'surprise' picnic so Heimdall isn't too upset about it :3

Hermes constantly throwing apples at Heimdall. infront of everyone. its funny. most people dont get why Heimdall turns completely red every single time.

if Kratos still has Hermes' boots like he did in the gow 2018 trailer and actually gives them back, Hermes would probs lend them to Atreus occasionally for travelling like the good uncle he is. or as i like to say, buncle. Atreus' bug uncle c:

Hermes would definitely flirt with Heimdall constantly before they start dating just to annoy the living shit out of him which Atreus would find extremely entertaining but once these 2 fuckers start dating they turn their attention back to bullying Atreus. rip my man

Heimdall giving his bf bifrost legs. Hermes deserves bifrost legs. he'd look So Gay. not sure how that'd work but its canon now.

overall i just have many unhinged (normal) thoughts about these 2, too many to put into words but this hopefully gets the point across c:

[comfy-sofa]

Should I do an episode rant today? I think I'm just gonna reblog others instead.

Edit: I have too many thoughts going through my soupy brain right now so fuck it RANT TIME

Ok, I had a theory for episodes 6-7 that Livio would appear but not Razlo as a sort of test subject. He fails his mission, gets called back by the EOM, and the next time we see Livio he'll be bigger/buffer and THEN we'll see Razlo. Well, I was right that the EOM would get him I guess...

Seeing the return of the animation for Wolfwood/Livio's memories is always good, give me more. Plus the fact that we're slowly getting some memories from Livio is good

RAZLO I SEE YOU BITCH I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUUUUUU AGAIN he even looked like he had his older design too! PLEASE I BEG

Also when it comes to the L/R's mask, I'm starting to think the purpose is to suppress BOTH L/R making them easier to control and manipulate. Like the moment that thing breaks completely is when we get to see Razlo in action

I honestly like that Vash is a lot more physical/combat based in this. I feel like it adds to his "life is sacred" mindset and allows him to have more control when it comes to being in fights (I hope that makes sense)

WHERE IS BRILLIANT DYNAMITES NEON???? ORANGE IM IN YOUR WALLS also Kite isn't here either kinda missed the banter between him and Vash

That little photoshoot with the bad lads and Meryl was funny/cute more moments like this please

Also for this scene I was kinda confused on why Vash was inside the sandsteamer. I kinda have theory that he was going to the old control panel so he can stop the steamer that way but got sidetracked with Meryl and Roberto being there. So he decided to protect them first and get them out of harms way (I knew you cared about them Vash<3)

Legato just being a drama queen and just activating a WHOLE ASS CANON??? Speaking of the Canon WHY THE FUCK DOES THE STEAMER HAVE A CANON??? I'm at a loss with this one y'all

ZAZIE DOING BUG SHIT YESSSSS. If they fuck up L/R Zazie is going to be my new favorite (lol they always were)

I'm sorry but it's probably due to how serious everything was for the past 6 episodes why do they think they can carry this (once again) LARGE-ASS CANON??? Honestly, it made me laugh (no wonder Vash's prosthetic cracked like sIR)

THE PLANT...I kinda have mixed feelings on. While I like the design and how it unfurled itself (I guess...you can say...that plant bloomed...) but I was kinda hoping for a bit more y'know? Who knows maybe there's more to this version that we haven't seen yet

THE PLANT MARKINGS ON VASH 100/10 GOOD SHIT. And Meryl's reaction to it? Perfect now you know why ya boy looks the way he does (like y'all the markings are beautiful please I NEED MORE)

Speaking of Meryl YES BBYGIRL STAND YOUR GROUND, plus thank fuck they talked about Jenora Rock and Tonis losing his arm. Like please let Meryl have her character development so people can see that this girl is ALSO IMPORTANT TO THE STORY

Ok, I think I got everything. I'll edit if I forgot something but I'm looking forward to the next episode! I am scared of which backstory they're gonna use for Vash and Knives and please let it be me TriMax because the 98' anime one was one of the few things I despised.

[pinkseas]

naur but everytime i word vomit into ur inbox i literally cant remember 70% of it than the core details and the ones you answered the next day so it's kinna funny i wish tumblr lets me save my anon asks than eating it up cus i ain't drafting it like ANYWAY TO UR BESTIE THAT MENTIONED US >> I LOVE GOING INSANE WITH ALY PINKSEAS TOO ur friends are so real!!!!!!! youre insane are you single IS SUCH A FUNNY ASS LINE I WISH I WAS HIT BY IT AND I'D SAY YEA WHAT ABOUT IT

"twitter scares me so bad" as you should it's a shithole for genshin altogether with discourse and mischaracterization and you'd literally cannot stop seeing any of them once you get genshin in ur algorithm and yknow what i realized my only Best fandom experience came from tumblr with undertale Despite its discourses bc its got effective filters and the people are genuinely Good so now i'm thinking of yeeting outta twt and spectating my way here like last time (i am already doing it)

"if i read soulmates it has to be done Right [...] they can’t depend on one another they cant need one another they have to Want. they have to Choose" LIKE NO YEAH THIS IS SO TRUE SO REAL THIS IS WHAT BUGS ME ON SOULMATE AUS when it's almost not by choice and they have to work on accepting it like they're forced into needing it's like,.. a very complicated method here in changing their minds toward the other person Because of the cursed bestowed on them- the point of Choice is so fucking important to me especially when it comes to xiao specifically bc in my rendition of his he's unfamiliar with such things for a long time,.. and even in canon he's a lil troubled about deciding things for himself in the presence of higher beings until he's allowed to IT JUST HURTS HE LOST HIS FREE WILL AND THEN UR SOUL BOUND LIKE WHAT (AND FR specific soulmate tropes where the two ARE given the choice for it are. acceptable 2 me)

"lumine handling intensity well and being much better at identifying her emotions suits her SO well imo" yeah like yea!!EVERYTHING ABT THIS and i think it follows up all the traveler's sass in-game bc she's so fuckin hilarious for delivering lines super well despite having Less lines cus aside paimon taking over the talking she does have her moments and i lov her for it I DO WISH THEY HAVE HER TALK MORE EVEN WITH THE USUAL TEXT CHOOSING i just want her sick ass lines conversing

FKSDFHJSKDFJ ENDEARING IS SUCH A GODLIKE WORD TO ME I WILL KEEP USING IT FOR XIAO EVER its the way you can use it like. subtlely. a lil hidden a lil not Much about his cuteness without explicitly calling him cute its Big Word for the small boy!!!!

your thoughts on qpr makes me feel so much better abt thinking this way bout r/s like YEAH its all abt communication and open with boundaries and there really is something stifling about established r/s BUT IT'S COMPLETELY FINE FOR THOSE WHO PREFER THAT ANYHOW!!

AND YES SO MUCH ON LUMINE AND XIAO'S SHOW OF ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER i wudnt even call it attraction i think anything that indicates a romantic tension between them is something i'm not gonna entertain like 'craving' or 'desire' (this word in particular is used very specific) and stuff like that, and it's a big fact that lumine's attachment feels like its the same to everyone Except aether,... even after she discovers his abyss persona she still begs for them to go back home too. it's unbeatable even to xiao, or at least, xiao has a different treatment to kindness for being so Similar to her (breaks down) "i feel like seeing each other constantly would be a detriment i think it’d make them both feel really weird." like RIGHT????? IT JUST FEELS OFF THIS WAY and it's not a good portrayal of xiao's desperation not wanting to lose someone else anymore. but even then, idt he shows that notion much or at all than his self-sacrifice tendencies, which is an entirely different topic. this thing about xiao's attachments and morals is a complicated thing to tackle altogether...;;,,

"no bc i characterize lumine as LOVING nature so bad" and u are absolute fucking RIGHT to think that, and for me she just likes exploring in general and is a bit of a reckless daredevil so long she has her glider and its the only condition. its stupid it's silly BUT IT MAKES SENSE shes just a constant headache to xiao in looking after her testing through the terrain but /pos

"i am So Grateful to you for sharing your thoughts i am so giddy over us being on such similar wavelengths" AND ME TO YOU TOO IT'S BEEN SO GOOD TO JUST SPILL EVERYTHING I HAVE IN MIND and get comfortable even on stuff im shy to reveal on unpublished asks cus ur reactions even if not agreeing there's still some reassurance anyway and i dont mind that or feel rejected at all when 98% others is what we just. have connected brains on KDJFHSDKJFH AND JEEZ I RLLY DO CAN'T HELP MYSELF WHEN THE BRAINWORMS INVADE WHEN I REPLY UR RESPONSES TOO it takes over my fingers like a parasite i gratefully let em

and ouuouh ur interpretation of the two's development starting in inazuma is so sweet and it makes sense bc of how dangerous the region is bc in my silly lil bran it made sense to have it After the chasm since it's the quests centering his arc AND I STILL CANT BELIEVE HE HAS HIS OWN ARCHON INTERLUDE,.. this made me loving all the peeps of the chasm gang too and i wish they did Something after the quest ended like UEUEUE TRAUMA SHARING SESSION FOR PPL WHO ONLY MET FOR 3 DAYS LETS GO

so like i start from sumeru bc of the points bc of this and bc i love slow development So Much im practically immune to slowburn did u know. all those fics do Not affect me even if i reach its 30th chapter of them being reluctant to opening up. ""zhongli encouraging him to take more time to himself, lumine taking him on little trips guiding him out more and more and more often" is THE CONCEPT EVER YOU HAVE ZHONGLI INVOLVED idk if you dig this but parental zhongli has me on the floor so id like to think he's another important figure in xiao's life aside lumine too he's just that warm hand on his back encouraging Out of his comfort zone and obligations and lumine's the hand that pulls him Along to see the new things of the world. like zhongli is such a dad,.... doing dad things a grandpa to liyue but i also cant help but have him having an attachment to xiao knowing they share a life even as a master-subordinate r/s (cus in my interpretation zhongli never felt that way than thinking he just wants xiao to Live, too,.. sobbing crying shitting)

"taking baby steps in leaving that part of his life, never quite letting go but letting the ties that hold him to liyue loosen, never forgetting his contract and his duty but understanding that there’s no longer an obligation to fulfill it, that he does it out of his own wish instead. i just. idk. idk !!!!!! at the core of it i think im obsessed with them learning how to live again and doing it together" i got no words. i ran out of brain fuel but my body is convulsing folding in on itself liek MY LIEGE YOU ARE!!!!! U R SO,........ LIKE OSBFGKJFGHDKJGH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is THE XIAOLUMI AND METHINKS,....... THE XIAO ARC IN ENTIRETY AS WELL CUS I BELIEVE IN HIS INDEPENDENCY (with a little help and support from ppl who cares bout him) i just akjdhaskejjksfhsdfkjhdsjfhkjdsbvadhvbjhkv

using a read more thingy just for the sake of anyone on mobile

NOT REMEMBERING ASKS IS SO REAL i forget what i say so often even when i Can go back and check how the fuck am i supposed to know what ive said when i Can't

MY BESTIE THAT MENTIONED US >>> SO REAL i think its been more than a few at this point actually which is very funny to me. shan if ur reading this i am holding u so close to me in my little arms. youre insane are you single is the best line ever especially when you are Dating The Person Who Says It my response every time is "no but i could be😏" i find myself far too funny its awful

we are Shaking Hands in terms of being on tumblr experiencing the undertale fandom that's so real of us undertale was the reason i got a tumblr in the first place all those years ago... you should ABSOLUTELY spectate here i literally never see anything i don't want to see i live in my perfect little echo chamber it's so <333

"even in canon he's a lil troubled about deciding things for himself in the presence of higher beings until he's allowed to" GODDD YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA H YEAH YEAHY HEA YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!! do NOT force this boy into situations he does that enough by himself thank you very much

"even after she discovers his abyss persona she still begs for them to go back home" no bc its just. On Another Level Genuinely. they've been traveling together with no one but each other with god knows how long especially depending on personal headcanons, they're used to going through entire worlds and moving on theyre used to not getting super attached !!! its a little different in teyvat i think because theyve lost most of their power and they're trapped and alone for the foreseeable future but. that still doesnt change the past and their habits yknow ?? its something i try REALLY hard not to think about actually because (with the exception of a very specific au which i am currently writing for) unless they're just. trapped on teyvat Forever i CANNOT imagine lumine staying there once she has the ability to leave and i CANNOT imagine xiao ever leaving. it makes me So Sad genuinely i simply refuse to acknowledge its existence

"xiao's attachments and morals is a complicated thing to tackle altogether" SO REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM SO GLAD U THINK IM RIGHT ABT THE NATURE LOVING it just feels right tbh and "shes just a constant headache to xiao in looking after her testing through the terrain but /pos" also so real <33333333 lumine and her silly little glider. god. i love them both so bad

i do like to think of the chasm as post-inazuma but thats because in my head w/ their development inazuma is like. The Next Step almost, where they're close enough in liyue but the fact that they continue to be close even once lumine has left really hits. and then they've been a bit closer and become familiar with one another in quite a few ways by the time the chasm happens and then i get super self indulgent with the chasm because i am so silly like that <3333 in terms of slowburn and the way you've described their growing closeness it does make SO much sense to swap it tbh i love the thought of the chasm being like the start of things and the way that'd bring them closer before inazuma and. mfgnmhfnmf god. GOD.

"i wish they did Something after the quest ended" no bc in my little brain they get together once every month or two just to have a meal together and talk and keep up with each other they are Friends Now

"parental zhongli has me on the floor so id like to think he's another important figure in xiao's life aside lumine too he's just that warm hand on his back encouraging Out of his comfort zone and obligations and lumine's the hand that pulls him Along to see the new things of the world" this is the most perfect accurate thing i have read in my entire life for starters i LOVE parental zhongli like. idk not FULL parental not too much but def him being a more parental figure in xiao's life especially compared to other interpretations of their dynamic i just. god. it is So Important to me that zhongli cares for him and looks after him just in those little ways. the warm encouraging hand on his back vs the hand pulling him along is PERFECT thats such a fucking amazing way of putting it i love everything abotu that the image is so clear in my head

o(-(

^^^ me dead on the floor thinking about zhongli and lumine being such important figures in xiao's life... i like to think that a Lot of the characters in liyue are important to him in different, small little ways i just don't know their characters well enough to fully describe how but like. idk baizhu qiqi yanfei ganyu yknow ?? i know next to nothing about yanfei but i might have to try and write her for this honestly we'll see how it goes but i REALLY want there to be at least one character other than the few i have now who he ends up talking to even if its just smth rly simple... if nothing else the chasm crew is getting an honorable mention on god

idk i just. xiao has done so much for liyue for so long i really love to think of those very few who know him trying to do little supporting things for him, too it's so important to me

okay and now !!!

i am also gonna answer the Other Ask but without publishing it naturally it will simply live comfy cozy in my inbox <333

THAT ONE SHIP "it mischaracterizes Both characters in the pair altogether for the sake of romance" you're so real for this idk i dont MIND seeing it but it has never felt in character to me and i feel like this describes exactly why ?? idk maybe its just the xiaolumi brainworms eating away at me but like. i Get It

what you said about like. your personal hcs for him in regards to that trauma and how he processes it that is SO fucking valid, i def understand getting anxious about certain self-indulgent hcs im the same way both with the sillier ones and heavier ones but i can promise you that if nothing else i will Never judge you for even the most self indulgent ridiculous shit EVER. like the way you described it all is so valid and so easy to picture and a really good way to interpret/believe he'd deal with everything but even if you were to have the most ooc headcanon or anything ever just for fun just for the sake of it i simply would never judge having fun is the Most Important with these things im so srs

we have diff interpretations of how he'd deal with things like the yaksha's deaths and zhongli dying but i think a lot of the points we both have are still pretty similar, ESPECIALLY with him not knowing how to handle it and ESPECIALLY especially with the shock factor. the way i write him or would write his reaction to that would definitely be him just sort of Shutting Down emotionally because its too much and too overwhelming and so he kicks into like. i cant call it work mode its not really a job. but he fully focuses on fighting and finding out who couldve killed rex lapis and like. he turns his attention to things that are familiar and easier to deal with and he buries himself in them the way one would bury themselves in their work to ignore emotions yknow? and then there'd be the shock factor of "oh he Is alive" and then there's this massive pit of grief with nowhere to go because logically, reasonably, rex lapis is alive, there's nothing left to grieve. he shouldn't still be upset <- man who refuses to let himself process and feel his emotions when the emotions dont stop existing just bc he ignores them

that being said that's definitely a Pattern With Me Specifically like in the barbara fic ive been working its built off of canon but i take it SO far just bc i can :sob: and i enjoy it way too much to want to Not do that yknow? girls who struggle to process and Actually Feel their emotions writing characters strugglign to process and Actually Feel their emotions so that she can process and feel them vicariously through them <3 or something along those lines idk at this point its less that and more "wow this is really fun to write and its smth im familiar with so its easier to write as well"

my cat meowed and i stepped away for like 2 seconds to pet her and immediately lost every train of thought ive ever had in my life hopefully i wasnt gonna say anything else LMAO but no yeah self indulgent hcs and ways of interpreting characters >>>>>>>

i keep reading and rereading the way you described xiao's response to grief i am OBSESSED its so easy to imagine its so easy to see like oh my god. ohhhh my god. based as hell it suits him so well

i cannot think of anythign else to say back to the trenches i go <- finding scenes where i started in the middle or left out the endings and filling those parts in now that i dont know what else to write. its been really nice actually ive gotten a lot done just with that LMAO

[moonstruckbirdie]

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LATIBULE- HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DID THEY SURVIVE, RM eyes on you SIRRR, and Seokjin stop reveling in the fun here, coz man you MESSED UP so damn fucking much.. So YOONGI woke up, went full DEVDAS mode [I had to use this Bollywood movie reference, coz the main hero does the same soppy and sad once there is stuff happening in their love story, but like he is honestly pathetic in that, not Yoongi, he is awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, LIKE I WANTED TO GIVE HIM A BUG HUG], ok he is sad, like super sad, and then he finds her, thanks to his bros, but his reaction to us going blind SO FUCKING SWEET AND ADORABLE AND SAD, IT MADE ME CRY] Plus the reader is going through A LOT, SURVING A FIRE, WITH THE SAID PERPETRATOR OF FIRE, FINDING OUT YOU ARE PREGNANT, SAID PERP HELPING YOU RAISE THE KID, AND LOOSING YOUR EYESIGHT [oddly relatable, coz I am as good as blind without my glasses, ok I know its traumatic, but sarcasm and dark humour are my jams through trauma, so I apologise]. Hoseok is dead pan fried meat, once Yoongi finds him alive, maybe that's why RM is helping him, coz Jimin is fiercly loyal to Yoongi, V is busy being well V, JK is busy jamming to Taylor Swift and finding his wife, albiet not so SWIFTly [ word puns, woww, get a grip], and Seokjin SHOULD BE FUCKING BUSY GROVELLING, COZ IF HE IS NOT, DUDE WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCKING HELL], leaves us with calculative, charming on the outside, sly on the inside, lawyer, wanna be dad. serving as DADDY NAMJOON [THAT'S IT, I have literally lost ALLLLLLLL GRIP], so like what happens now, when will he find his kid, will he go all, I am fucked how the fuck should I raise this kid, or fuck that I am all in, and not Seokjin stirring the pot by buying expensive baby clothes, sir the kid's going to outgrow it in, I KID YOU NOT, a minute. Moving on, the kid's going to have some really crazy, really eccentric but loving uncles. Coz V would be the literal embodiment of this meme while dealing with the kid, I can easily see him doing what ever shit LEE YEON AND LEE RANG did in season 2 of The Tale of the Nine-Tailed with the baby. So excited for future updates.

ELYSIAN- So,so, sooooooooooo, we going 2 steps forward and a giant fucking leap back is that it Jin, you dumbass, you bloke, you airhead, you no social cue, self absorbed, psycho, you know why i am so mad, coz dang it, that paragraph he so nicely and so pointedly LISTS all the reasons that why it is such a bad idea, I felt it, i could relate to hearing it, l felt I was there, hearing it all, and that broke my heart, it felt like damn these are the things I sometimes feel about myself. And then he is not even grovelling nicely, my man, add a bit more feel to it please, and seriously love how she was like, ok forgiven , let me sleep, COZ SAME GIRL, AIN'T nobody coming between me and my sleep, but my can't hold a grudge to save my life ass, would have actually cried while hightail walking from there, and then cried at home too. so props to her for not crying at least there. Also JK was so damn cute here.

But slight confusion, if both fics have the same timeline, then how is Hoseok at the boxing ring, like HOW IS HE THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, AND HOW ARE THEY ALL, OH YEAH NO WORRIES ON THAT FIRE MAN, IT'S NOT EVETYDAY TUESDAY FOLKS, PLEASE HELP ME

ALSO that reminds me- the cutest things happened to me, so I need to share them with you-

I saw two synchronised golden retrievers tail swishes, not once but thrice, AMAZING

Then there's this husky, and golden, I found them walking while out on a walk, they were so cute and playful, like taller than me when they were on their hind legs [5'2 problems] but so fucking cute

TRIED some bibimguksu, and tried the triple spice buldak ramen two weeks later, and realised I can't handle super spicy food, coz I was SUCKING ON ICE CUBES WHILE SIMULATNEOUSLY EATING IT , LIKE THAT IS ONE WAY TO TORTURE ONESELF, THE BIBIMGUKSU WAS AWESOME THOUGH

Then, long story short, my dad's friends/business partner have a niece and she is super cute and amazing, just she wears hearing aid, so is kind of shy in part due to that, but somehow, after meeting her twice-thrice, I got to know though my mom, that she actually, genuinely like me, and I was like ain't no way Ma, you are joking, and that happened a while back, so I was still like why does she like me, really but why. So her birthday was last month, I went back home coz, just a day after is my mom's birthday as well, and since they were coming to meet us, dad was like, she likes you right, you only go buy her a gift , I was like cool, so I went to the market, remembered her mom mentioning she loves art and crafts ALOT, so a got her an age appropriate for an 11 year old, art and crafts kit. Her aunt was like you give it to her yourself, we go to her home, and now for the big reveal, she takes it, gives me a shy thank you, rips the wrapping in the next room

and

and

I hear the biggest happy shriek from that room, I could not contain my smile, she comes back a second later and now full blown THANK YOU,and her uncle just goes, you are the only one she talks that much too.

I WANTED TO HAPPY SCREAM MYSELF, I felt so happy, so like scene, genuine admiration from kids is so PURE.

So yeah sorry for turning this to a mini diary entry, but I just had to share.

Latibule Spinoff

I told you all I was bored

Elysian: Kim Seokjin x Intern!Reader

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

It brought you immense joy to make the renowned and the genius head doctor, Kim Seokjin, blushed uncontrollably. You thought it was just a harmless fun, an innocent and childlike flirting on your part when he never reciprocated your advances. Too bad you didn’t know you were flirting with the mafia prince.

Min Yoongi x Veterinarian!Reader

Latibule: Ongoing

Jung Hoseok x (Shhh To be announced)

xxx

Kim Namjoon x Secretary!Reader

You always thought he had two sides to him: the vicious, competent and calm lawyer that he was in the courtroom, and then the other was the cute, soft and shy boss that you had been working with for years. But there was a third side he had hidden from you- the deadly, violent, and cruel mafia that he was. Was it too late to resign now? Would he even ever let you leave?

Park Jimin x Detective!Reader

He shouldn’t be here. He shouldn’t have been a detective, you thought. From the moment you met and saved him back in the academy, you had never seen him other than the thin and weak man you met several years ago. From then on and until now that the two of you made it to being detectives, he had latched onto you and forged a strong friendship, regardless if you wanted to or not. He was weak and you were the stronger one. Well, that was what he made you believe. Park Jimin couldn’t be called weak, after all, he grew up in the mafia.

Kim Taehyung x Reporter!Reader

It all started when you, an investigative journalist, were forced to cover a charity event of the renowned actor, Kim Taehyung. For him, it all started even before that day. What could he do when you made him feel? Stalk and get you to give him the time of the day, of course. Or in which you made the clinically diagnosed psychopath who never once felt an emotion feel.

Jeon Jungkook x Wife!Reader

A marriage of convenience, you would say. A marriage of love, he would say. You thought you would marry an old and rich man. It turned out you would be marrying the Jeon Jungkook who turned out to be the kindest and sweetest man you had ever known, one who showered you with love and anything your heart desired. You lived in a fairytale, well- until you saw him unalived a man. And of course, you did the normal thing and ran.

Drabbles

🤍 MTL to let you go (Ko-Fi Exclusive)

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAOAOA everytime I see a censored name of the length I’m gonna assume it’s him (also unrelated but while we’re taking abt your other posts if tumblr did that to me while I was responding to you id lowk shit myself because we yap sm)

Kalos yuki supremacy….but LMAO tabieita really start slandering him like there’s no tomorrow and then the next day they see him on national tv next to Chris Prince cue their jaws dropping onto the floor

HAHAH omg a personal twt filter i need one sometimes the stuff that ends up on my feed is batshit insane like why’s James Charles here ok but wait now that you say it being called aiku sounds wrong because my first association with him is womanizer not captain of the u20 team and top notch defender HSSBHA (says a lot about aiku)

STOP I READ THAT IN A SOUTHERN ACCENT WITH THE WILD WEST MUSIC AUTOMATICALLY PLAYING but imagine everytime Reo sees a psychic type now he’s on guard like “shit are they reading my mind” (wait speaking of I forgot to mention this like three responses ago but I relatively recently (in terms of how long I’ve known pokemon) figured out reasoning behind psychic advantages/disadvantages, it’s weak to everything that’s a common fear (bug dark ghost) and effective against fighting and poison because of the “mind over matter” mentality)

LMAOO (is there an actual term for this I could’ve sworn there might’ve been but if not I’m just coining consciousness consultants instead) not only is it tabieita in every universe I guess it’s aibarou (this name…..aiba?? Baraiku?? These are all ass airou???????) PLEASE it would be funny if reader instead said “no way I know another one too! Can’t believe there’s three of us”

IGAGURI X READER IM DYINGGGF LMAOOO second arc new characters this is the boruto of the miraverse pokemon au (instead of pursuit its chase) tell me why i created that exact picture of grandpa nagi in my mind

IM CRUIGNFNFNFJSHAHA THAT WHOLE ASS DRAWING I HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM SCREAMING IN PUBLIC THIS JS A MASTERPIECE (you’ll progressively see all of my words become caps at some point I guarantee the more we chat the more I’ll use caps) ok but HOUNDOOMS SO CUTE?? The tail wag has me crying ok but where’s gyarados…./j Barou’s hair is MAJESTIC please include this in the epilogue im gonna go frame this in my room

Ok wait SPEAKING OF VISUALS have you ever considered designing their fits….like yk how pokemon characters have a very kinda unique sense of style that fits the series? And ofc specialty trainers usually dress accordingly but imagine like pulling up one of those piccrew generators and yk….

LAMAO FR imagine instead phanpy actually managed to evolve while they’re out and Karasu just facepalms like who tf is this (as if he’s recognizable with his hair down) and readers just like my phanpy evolved!! Thanks!!

LMAOA I’m kinda imagining it’s like Misty’s psyduck except they’re both like that HAHAH stop now I’m getting hyped up for the side stories omg air yuki Aryu styling shenanigans!!! I read that as “yuki taking Aryu to get groomed at first” HSHSHSHSS anyways!! No because imagine hiori finally walks out of the safari zone like covered in mud like “phew finally that Kangaskhan was MAD” only to see half his team missing like “wait where’s swanna nidoqueen and aurorus…” cue the Jurassic park sfx that’s aurorus screaming from in the safari zone and hioris like “oh ffs” and runs back in LMAOO tabieita boy failures so real if it’s not Karasu taking an L it’s otoya ok when you first said side story one of my first ideas was yayoi Karasu childhood interactions great minds think alike

HSHSSHSH I kinda had a feeling your post was referencing our convo but I was kinda hoping not because we write sm LMAOO I’m thinking about it now and I think id lose my mind CHRIS ORINCE FANBOY OTOYA WAIT DO IT imagine it’s like todo going to that (shit I forgot her name) idols meet and greet but instead it’s otoya HAHSAHAJ

Aiku helping his teammates relieve stress (according to him) but he’s the one becoming stress instead now so he’s taking it out on everyone LMAOO pause do we have an ewc…(estimated word count)

HAHSHAHA I’m also pursuit brain rotted I’m so committed to the story now it’s not even funny

Wait…pokemon based theme to foreshadow/drop hints about pursuit (not story wise just that it exists LMAO) WAITTTTT “choose your starter and get a fic/drabble/hc(idk wtv floats your boat LMAO)” idk abt the details of what starter means what but that’s a thought for later

ISAGIS SEXY COUSIN GOODBYE but so real for that HSBSHS omg wait I bet there’s probably some edits alr floating around with the crumbs we got via that trailer

HAHSBA THE USA EAGLE SCREECH YES LMFOAOA (THIS FAR??? I’d give up /j tumblr needs a better save feature or just a not delete feature) wait..you’re right….do we even get any feather aura until nel??? Because I wonder how many people end up putting two and two together and figure out that his name means crow

Mira alpha wolf era LMAOOO BUT FR I’ve never seen a really atrocious scene of nagi (except for maybe second selection after they beat Barou and he flops onto the top bunk his face looked kinda funky but wtv it was a silly moment) so very excited!!! I’m also worried for Barou LANAO but wait the hair down scene in the trailer!! Can’t wait for more of that (Karasu when)

NOOO YOUR GOOD I would fr just jump back in your inbox and be like “I need five business days to recover from this sorry” /j and I’m ngl my memory is so ass that sometimes when you respond to things I have to scroll all the way back up to my own ask to remember what we’re talking about HSHSSHSH so trust me if you don’t remember neither do I

Also wait Kaiser in pokemon has me crying banned because he pointed a gun at ash BYE LMFAOA

- Karasu anon

LMAOOO 90% of the time *** ****** is sae the other 10% it’s rin but i feel like given context you’ll be mostly able to figure out which one it is?? i think i’m in an enemies to lovers w sae or smth so i post abt him more KRJFJSJS only other *** ****** in bllk is reo but i love him i’d never censor him 😩

KALOS YUKI MY MAN also omg wait that’s so funny especially because otoya is a prince stan so it’s basically yuki just flexing because he can FJDJFJSJ like “oh you want to bully me??? your hero is my father figure 😜😴🤫” he’s actually so sassy but in an underrated way i love him

HELP because whenever oaeu aiku goes on one of his tangents abt how he’s the captain of the u20s i giggle like ok sure bro (love how this implies i don’t have control over oaeu aiku tbh i don’t i just sit at the keyboard and let his spirit flow through me and suddenly i have 3k words of aiku bullying everyone in his mind)

YESSS THAT’S EXACTLY THE VIBE I WAS GOING FOR like reo tullia nagi and reader wearing the little cowboy hats and everything LDJFSJAJ nagi chewing on a piece of wheatgrass i’m crying 😭 omg no because reo deadass thinks reader and her aegislash are like this tik tok (i always have a tik tok on hand) so he’s just like vaguely terrified of her LMAOAOA nagi’s too lucky she’s not outing him the way he outed reo 😩 reader >>>>

CAN THEIR DUO NAME BE SHOELIVER 😭😭😭😭🤩🤩🤩🤩 pronounced like shoe-liver (english pronunciations even though barou’s name is said more like sho-ei) HAHAHA never separated fr those two have an unbreakable bond 🙏🏻 help because i could actually see reader saying that like “damn didn’t know there were so many mega houndooms roaming around??” the only reason i can think that she’d realize aiku means barou is because this arc takes place after reader and nagi go through and watch all of barou’s old league battles so she knows barou is the only other person w a mega houndoom 😩

HELPP PURSUIT BORUTO I’M CRYING deadass though it could be niko as the bug catcher just imagine that mf with a spewpa 😭 for extra connectedness (never watched naruto/boruto but isn’t it like everyone is just someone’s son or smth) maybe his spewpa is tullia’s vivillon’s offspring LFJDSJS although ig niko is kinda shy too…hold on niko as aiku’s apprentice (like the oaeu) still with tullia’s vivillon’s baby, kurona just chilling and probably with like a wailord or smth, nagiy/n’s daughter with her mother’s aegislash, and kiyora as yukimiya’s successor (since he’s a dancer and all) nagiy/n’s daughter sees kiyora and is like “WOAH you look JUST like my brother but blue” HAHAHA and then wait tbh CHARLES could be the bug catcher and maybe shidou is his mentor??? i’m crying just imagine that wedding like the groom’s side is shidou partying it up (he probably dragged sae over from fucking johto or whatever region the itoshis live in) meanwhile the bride’s side is like former champion y/n l/n, former king of kalos kenyu yukimiya, flying type gym leader tabito karasu (“uncle tabito” on her mom’s side), famous breeder tullia ferraro, corporation heir reo mikage (“uncle reo” on her dad’s side), lazy hero seishiro nagi who was the face of the efforts against team x (reader was injured and he’s the one who rescued all of the trainers while she was battling barou so he got a lot of fame), fucking otoya?? no title for him (he insists on being called big o by the kids) and renowned pokémon professor oliver aiku…literally ALL of them are lowkey judging shidou except aiku who’s like hell yeah this is great LMAOAOA

I WAS CRYINGGG MAKING THE DRAWING pls barou’s hair cracked me up second only to mr mikage’s mario ass mustache 😭 i feel like nagiy/n’s daughter would def view houndoom as just a cute cuddly puppy since that’s how houndoom treats her hence why houndoom doesn’t have any of the skull motifs or the devil tail instead she’s just giving cutie puppy (also lowkey she probably combined houndoom and nagi’s arcanine into one dog shaped pokémon since i know for a FACT that arcanine was the number one stan of those children 😩) PLS I TRIED DRAWINF GYARADOS AND GAVE UP I’M NOT ARTISTICALLY INCLINED

LMAOO so i do have clear visions of what otoya and karasu wear so i tried drawing them (also in my mind chigiri just wears tan riding pants, a rugby shirt, and riding boots since he’s an ex racer but that’s basic enough that i didn’t draw it) obviously they look silly because a) i can’t draw and b) they’re meant to be goofy pokémon verse fits but here they are!!

^ also in my mind karasu’s coat and pants are the same purpley black as his hair/honchkrow’s feathers (both for aesthetic and to distinguish him from aiku who wears a white lab coat as all professors do) but i did not feel like coloring that anyways the gist as you can see is otoya = black turtleneck + black pants + black boots probably (not skin tight necessarily but def more fitted to not get in his way when he’s doing ninja bs) whereas karasu has this long coat to kind of match the bird vibe?? also he’s almost always wearing the super heavy duty falconing gloves especially when the birds are babies because they love perching on his arm and yayoi drilled into him how much it hurts when a raptor with enormous talons divebombs onto your unprotected wrist 😭 anyways no idea what the others might wear i’ll probably try to figure it out during their introductions (also like i said excuse the artistic skills this was more meant for me to have as a visual while writing but since you asked i thought i’d share LDJFSJSJSJ)

PLSSS I CAN IMAGINE THE HIORI ONE SO WELL i feel like the yuki + aryu one would be rlly cute we could see more of gagamaru in it too…pls karasu and otoya are consistently embarrassing themselves one or the other must be taking l’s at all times it’s just equilibrium 😭 imagine otoya’s like whatever you do DON’T act like nagi that man has negative rizz and karasu’s like “well he pulled y/n ya know…” and otoya’s like “yeah wtvr she’s crazy” JFKDJDNS they slander reader and tullia sm as if they are not literally the walking definition of losers??

OTOYA AT A CHRIS PRINCE MEET AND GREET PLEASE I’M CRYING AT THE VISUALLLL he would be the one who’s like “he shook my hand i’m never washing it again” and karasu’s like bro??? help omg ik which one you’re talking about…doesn’t the idol end up liking mai more??? imagine otoya brings karasu with him and chris prince ends up loving karasu like “wow you’re yayoi’s little brother?? you have a lot of potential!!” and otoya’s in the background like THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE

i think the barou version is probably going to end up at about the same length as the sae one!! we’re at 3k ish words rn and reader is just about to meet barou soooo there’s that 😭 this one is even more ridiculous than the sae version (aiku and niko kidnap barou) but i feel like barou lends himself to crack really well and barou fans are probs less picky so i think it’s okay (also PERSONALLY i find it funny and that’s all that matters fr)

nah because we’re coming up with pursuit boruto version atp it’s like a separate fandom /hj i’m actually really excited to write it!! just need to get on my grind for a bit and then we will get to pursuit hehe

THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING like maybe each type is a certain trope/theme and people have to find a pokémon that has the typing they want and send it in with the character they want…like say fire is best friends to lovers and flying is angst so someone could say “talonflame with karasu” or smth and i’d write an angsty best friends to lovers fic for him ykwim…it would require more effort on participant’s parts but considering i’ll probably limit it anyways and given how involved my request responses tend to be i think it’s fair and fun!! wait i could limit it to be like “help me build a pokémon team” and only have a certain number of slots available for the team or smth and that way i don’t get quite as many reqs as i did for the 500 event so i still have free time to write my own stuff

BRO I FR JUST STARED AT MY SCREEN i’m like obsessively saving the draft now…anyways he’s literally giving isagi but cuntier (sorry to isagi fans but karasu >>>>) LMAOAAO I NEED TO SEE HIM W THE EAGLE SCREECH yk that one crow panel of him in bm vs pxg like that panel SPECIFICALLY timed with the screech it’s a must

hair down barou 🤤🤤🤤 nah because call me reo the way i’m nagi’s number one glazer /j i’ve seen SOOO much nagi hate online recently it’s crazy i know the dude bros will start waffling on abt his comeback as soon as they remember what nagi’s built like again 😭 everyone on tumblr’s posting abt how reo’s getting blamed for nagi’s downfall erm i haven’t seen a single post blaming him…i’ve seen posts saying reo isn’t a player who they’d necessarily pick as top ten in the verse which i can see…the argument is that his best position is as a sub because he can fill any spot but why put someone who can only copy an ability to 99% in a position when you can just put the og 100% there…kinda like how reo can copy sae to 99% but no one would pick reo over sae even though reo’s technically more complete 🤔 i think copy’s one of those abilities that would be op if reo was the mc but as it is i do somewhat agree that reo is better suited as a substitute given the way the manga is written even though he’s also quite talented BUT that’s not really reo hate that’s just examining decisions kaneshiro’s made?? i see a lotttt of people slandering nagi though and saying he’ll never come back and that he sucks even though he made the goal of the century…ik ego said the five revolver whatever the fuck it’s called is not reproducible but honestly i feel like that’s kind of nagi’s thing?? he consistently pulls off impossible goals which he could never do again but that’s just how he works (and why prince said he needs to work on his creativity…if he could just be the kind of player who can use his insane talent to pull off crazy plays wherever he is the way he was doing in second selection he’d be undefeatable)

wait i just went on an entire rant abt nagi slander but this edit makes me lol so i can’t even be mad KEFJSJKS HIS FACE KILLS ME 😭😭😭

kaiser in pokémon is literally just kaiser in bllk bro WOULD point a revolver at isagi ash i’m crying LMAOAAO

nah i fear i did crash out but luckily it didn’t delete my ENTIRE response so it’s all good!! HAHAAH yeahhh sometimes i have to close the draft and go back to our old convos because i’m like “wait what is this in reference to”

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12 Days of Christmas- Day 3 (Mason Mount)

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“Coming!!”, you yelled while running down the stairs to the front door. When you opened it, your boyfriend was waiting for you with a big smile on his face.

“Ready?”, said Mason.

“Do you have to ask?”, you said, beaming and hugging him so tightly he almost couldn’t breathe for a second.

You had been bugging him for a while about going to the Christmas markets you loved so much, but he wasn’t so sure about the plan. Obviously, being so famous came with the downside that he sometimes couldn’t do simple things such as that without people bothering him. But he finally accepted to go on a not-super-busy day.

“Ok, we said no to ice skating because if you get injured, I’ll be the one your team murders”, you said, making him laugh, “but the rest is still all doable”.

“Have you made an itinerary for the day?”, joked Mason. He actually loved how organized you were. Especially when it saved him from being late for important meetings.

“Do you want me to do one now, smart ass?”

He shook his head. “Let the fun lead our way today”.

Once at the market you couldn’t contain your happiness. You had been visiting them since you were a little girl and getting to now experience this tradition with your boyfriend made you extremely happy.

“Mulled wine first”, you declared.

“Already trying to get me drunk. Take me to dinner first, you perv”.

“Shush, Mason”.

The wine wasn’t even that good, but it was nice to have a hot drink that could warm you up a little. It was freezing out there.

“Come here”, said Mason, side-hugging you and rubbing your arms to warm you up a bit more.

“Thank you”, you said with a sigh, leaning into him more. “Should we get a Christmas tree ornament?”

“We’ve got plenty of those already”.

“Yes, but this could be our one. We get one each for each of our trees. It’s cute”.

“You’re cute”, he said, kissing your nose.

“I know!”

He chose a little reindeer for your tree while you picked a mini snow globe for his. You had always loved snowglobes and Mason knew it. That’s why he always tried to buy one from the souvenir shops in the cities where he travelled for matches. Your mum was less ecstatic about how much your collection had grown because of him but loved him anyway for being so thoughtful. 

“Next?”

“Ferris wheel?”, you suggested. “I’ll hold your hand if you get afraid of the height”.

“It was one time!”, he moaned. “And it was really high. And sunny. I was feeling a bit dizzy”.

“It’s ok, Mase”, you laughed. “I will protect you, I swear”.

You could tell your teasing was going to cost you when he started to tickle you but you were faster and managed to escape from him. When he was about to catch you, you stopped and turned to look at him, lifting your hands.

“No, Mason, think about it. You’ll make people stare at us, they’ll realize who you are and…our day ruined”, you told him, faking a pout.

He shook his head while getting closer to you. “I’ll get my revenge when we are alone”, he whispered in your ear.

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, babe”.

                                                          **

After taking some photos of the incredible views, you turned to look at your boyfriend, who didn’t look particularly happy to be so high up.

“You ok, Mase?”, you said, caressing the side of his face with your hand.

“Yeah…I…I might not be too fond of heights after all, you know?”, he tried to laugh.

“That’s ok. I told you I could protect you”.

You turned him so he could look at you, just you.

“Forget about the surroundings”, you whispered, “and just look at my pretty face. That should make things easier”.

That got a real laugh from him. “It is a really pretty face. Really really pretty”, he said, closing the distance between the two of you and kissing you. Fear of heights now forgotten.

By the time the ride was over, he was hugging you and hiding his face in the crook of your neck. 

“And…we’re safe!”

“Thank God”, you heard him mutter. And you both made your way out.

“Will a hot chocolate make you feel better?”, you asked, already leading him to the place where you could get some.

“I think a kiss is much more effective”.

“Really?”, you said, smirking at him. 

But when your lips were almost touching his, you heard a little boy calling his name.

“It’s Mason Mount, mum!”, he said, dragging her to where you two were.

“Honey, he’s with his girlfriend, you can’t bother him”.

This wasn’t the first time something like this happened. And normally you were bothered by the people who didn’t even ask if it was ok to take a picture but seeing a little boy tearing up broke your heart. And it was the same way for Mason.

“It’s ok, little man. Did you want a photo? Or an autograph?”, he said to him, and the trembling lip stopped moving and turned into a smile.

“Are you sure?”, said the boy’s mum, “we really don’t want to disturb your date”.

“It’s fine”, he told her, convincing her with his charming smile.

After taking the photos with the little boy, he and his mum left and Mason turned to look at you.

“Sorry about that”.

“Oh yes, please apologize for making a kid so happy. I’m furious at you!”, you said, smiling at him.

“You know what I mean”, he rolled his eyes.

“I know”, you said, putting your arms around his neck and giving him a little peck. “But you know one of the reasons I love you is because of how kind you are to strangers, no matter how cute or rude they are. It proves once again what a great man you are”.

“Your man”, he said, flirting with you and also trying to change the subject. He always got embarrassed when you spoke to him like that.

“That’s right, my man”, you whispered before kissing him again. “Can my man buy me a hot chocolate now?”

[romanoffsbish]

Sleeping Beauty

Wanda Maximoff x Natasha Romanoff

WandaNat x NarcolepticFem!Reader

Requested by: @tightrope-mindsets

Fluffy, angsty when squinting 😂

18+ Minors DNI!!!

Warnings: Allusions to sex, heated makeouts, cursing | 5,240 Words

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Natasha was currently fixing herself a cup of coffee, while waiting on the kettle to whistle so that she could make her girlfriend's tea. Fortunately for the women, the boys were off on a weekend mission, that they narrowly escaped, so it was rather quiet.

Soft snores coming from the common room brought her attention away from the kitchen, quietly she wandered out to investigate. A natural smile took place on her face as she observed your sleeping form. A thermos of unfinished coffee is lightly gripped by your hand, while your face was smushed against the coffee table, and your body was hunched over.

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"Oh malysh, that can not be comfortable.." She lightly chuckles to herself, making her way towards you in quick strides to scoop you up.

She smiles at the sight of you curling into her then as she goes to carry you off to your room the kettle finally blows. Your body jumps with a start, and you groan as you unexpectedly make impact with the floor.

"Der’mo." She mutters then runs to move the kettle off the flame before heading back to your pained form.

(Shit)

"Hey Natty..." You greet through gritted teeth before slowly peering up at her apologetic face.

"I'm so sorry Y/N/N, I just saw you in such an uncomfortable position, so I wanted to carry you to bed but I guess I only made it worse."

"It was definitely a rude wake up call, but it's okay, I really needed to get my papers sorted through anyways." You reassure her with a teasing smile, and outstretched hand.

She pulls you up with force, and you happily allow the collision of bodies to meld into a hug, and you miss the way Natasha's face lights up at the contact. Her hand gently massages the back of your head in an attempt to alleviate the pain while she gently sways you in her tight embrace.

"Hey... That's not fair..." Wanda whines from the doorway, and you smile over Nat's shoulder at the sight of her.

A blanket is loosely draped around her shoulders, hair tossed into a messy bun, body adorned in fluffy pajamas with matching slippers, and her pouty face was an adorably domestic sight to be blessed to see.

"She kinda dropped me, she owes me snuggles. You're more than free to join us Wands." You playfully quip, coyly smirking at the gasp that falls from the witches mouth as she makes her way over to scold her girlfriend.

"How could you drop such a precious thing like Y/N?" She asks with a slap to the Russian's shoulder.

"I said I was sorry..." Natasha grumbles, you just giggle against her and she glares down at you.

"Well, I'd never drop you dorogoy, come." Wanda coos, snatching you from her girlfriend's embrace, then suddenly pulling you towards the couch where she snuggles into your side and shares her blanket.

Not even five minutes later does Natasha return with three perfectly prepared mugs, and she snorts at the sight of you sleeping against Wanda's shoulder.

"Jesus, that girl can sleep." Natasha quietly jests while passing Wanda her mug, and placing a gentle kiss to her lips before settling down beside her.

"Shh, she's tired, let my cute little snuggle bug sleep." Wanda chides, while turning her gaze to you before placing a kiss to your forehead, then returning to the movie playing on the TV.

Natasha playfully rolls her eyes at the statement, but doesn't miss the chance to stare your way, or miss the way that her heart twinges at the sight of you cuddled against her longtime lover.

——

The boys were back, and ready to party!!

"Y/L/N! Get your lazy ass up and help us set up for the mixer."

You groaned at the sound of Tony's annoying, booming voice, then you grumbled: "Fuck off."

He just snorts loudly while mistakenly reaching out to ruffle your hair, and you aggressively slapped his hand away with a warning growl. After a moment of sulking, you slowly stretched your body out, causing your book to fall, followed then by a loud thud that catches the rooms attention.

"Phenomenal Women by Maya Angelou. Must've been pretty boring." Stark teases, and you glare his way, throwing up a middle finger for good measure.

"For your information Stank, it's a beautiful piece, this would be my fourth time reading it. Now, please do explain to me why I must help set up for a party I won't be attending?"

He dramatically gasps, clutching at his chest, then stumbles your way.

"Bad news for you my lil Narco, but it's very much mandatory."

"Says who?"

"The man who covers your room and board." He snarks back, and you imitate strangulation while he has his back to you.

"Fine, what do you need from me your majesty?"

"Well, my friend, I'd appreciate it if you'd just hang these in the entrance, then honestly, just go clean yourself up. Party is at 6, which gives you an hour, and judging by the smell you'll need all the time you can get."

Eyes closed, and deep breaths are the only thing allowing the man to slip out of the room with his life. After decompressing you throw your decorations up, and head off to change into something appropriate for the party.

—

Throwing back shot after shot wasn't exactly the best idea after your already intense day. However, if you were going to be forced into a stuffy room full of Tony's snobby friends, you were going to be doing it while drunk. Humming along to the tunes, while mixed with your inebriated state had severely left your guard down so the approaching footsteps didn't exactly register in your mind.

"Hey darling, you're rather beautiful, would you like to possibly get out of here?" A musty smelling stranger greets, attempting to be smooth as his arm glides around your waist, causing you to shriek and jump backwards but his hold was far too tight.

"Whatever you're offering, I'm not interested in the slightest, so please do remove your arm from my waist." You curtly instruct, and watch as the cheeky grin on his face falls.

You'd never anticipated your gaze to be that intimidating, and you weren't exactly complaining, but then you heard her.

"I won't ask as nicely, do as the woman says." Natasha replies with an air of danger in her tone, and the man audibly gulps before running off in the other direction.

A sheepish smile falls upon your face as you turn to face your savior.

"Thanks Natty." You meekly say while lifting your next shot up to your lips, but quickly find that you're rudely intercepted.

"Hey, I was—." You whine, but stop immediately at the stern expression on the pretty woman's face.

"Dorogoy, I think you've had quite enough, wouldn't you agree? Normally you'd have had that man on the ground before he even had a chance to touch you."

You look down shamefully, losing all your spark under the redheads gaze, and she gently guides your face back up. Her eyes soften, and she gently smiles your way before dropping her hand to reach for yours.

"Come now, Wanda's been waiting all night to dance with you." She instructs, and you gladly accept her hand, slightly stumbling into her as she attempts to pull you along.

"Oh, sweetheart, be careful, you don't want to fall for me, you know I'm already taken." She teases, thoroughly enjoying the way you fluster almost instantly, eyes widening, and hurriedly trying to pull your hand from hers.

Her grip just tightens instead, and she tugs you closer to guide you forward by your hips in an attempt to prevent you from tripping. The simple gesture makes your skin feel like it's on fire, and you have to work overtime to focus on keeping your breathing steady. It also doesn't help that Wanda's staring at you with a wide smile. You return her smile with a rather goofy one of your own and she's instantly setting her glass down, then she’s reaching out for you, and hugging you close.

"Oh love bug, I'd been looking all over for you, because Nat here wouldn't dance with me, and I just knew my special girl would. But then Natty and I heard your shrieking, and my mind went crazy. I had to let her go after you because if I went I would've probably thrown him across the room. Stupid man, as if he'd ever be worth your time, he honestly needed to have his lights knocked out" She rambles on, unintentionally tightening her grip as she speaks of the man, and your sweet giggles slowly turned into harsh coughs.

"Wands.. I can't breathe..." You croak out.

She immediately lets you go, then resolves to cupping your cheeks and sending you an apologetic smile.

"You know, you look really beautiful, I can see why he tried it..." She whispers, and you just hope she doesn't feel the heat that's rushing to your cheeks.

"Let's dance now darling!" She shouts, with a clap of her hands as she swiftly pulls you towards the floor before you could even think to say anything.

Natasha sips on her cosmo, watching in pure adoration from afar as the two of you are jumping around each other like idiots. Wanda spins you around, and then within an instant the lights dim and a more romantic tune comes on. Before you could move to tap Nat in, Wanda's hands are on your shoulders, and the both of you are gently swaying along.

The strenuous day you had all too suddenly catches up to you as your bodies meld together. Your arms are around her waist, your chin falls atop her shoulder, and your legs begin to feel like concrete the more you try to move them. Wanda's blissfully oblivious to your slumped state, having been dreaming of having you this close for far too long. Awareness finds her though as she goes to move your bodies to the left and you're falling backwards.

Her hands went to throw red tendrils out to catch you, but fortunately Natasha's observant eye had caught on far sooner.

"Oh, what a sleepy little baby." Natasha lightly laughs, before effortlessly scooping you up bridal style, and the woman carries you off to their shared room.

Upon entering the room Wanda snaps her fingers, allowing the party attire to be replaced by pajamas, then the women crawl into bed on either side of you and happily cuddle up to you.

——

The following morning you feel immensely at peace as the familiar scents of your favorite people hits you. The mix of lavender and vanilla all but consumes you, but that same comfort slowly slips from you as your senses register the arms atop your waist. Your eyes fly open to see yourself in what appears to be a bunny onesie. Wanda immediately senses your anxiety rising, so she gently reaches up to pat your cheek.

"Love bug, you're okay, you just kinda fell asleep mid dance so we brought you here. The onesie was just my magics doing."

Embarrassment is the next emotion to roll through you, and your not so subtle squirming is enough to wake Natasha up.

"Angel, stay still, I'm trying to sleep here..." She groans out, sleep deepening the already prominent rasp in her tone, and you instantly still at the dizzying effect it has on you.

"Good girl." She whispers, smirking at her girlfriend as she watches you roll over to hide your face against her shoulder.

*Stop teasing her...*

*It's so fun though...*

Wanda's fingers card through your tangled hair, while her other hand gently runs across your back. Instantly she feels as you calm against her, and before sleep can consume you again, your peaceful bubble is interrupted.

"Attention ladies, Miss Y/L/N is urgently needed, Fury sent over a Level 1 mission for her and Captain Rogers."

The calmed atmosphere turns tense at the information, and Wanda's arms are wrapped securely around you within an instant.

"Wands, you have to let me go..."

"But I really don't." She challenges, and you sigh against her skin before hugging her back just as tightly.

"I'm going to be okay, don't you worry your pretty little head." You reassure her, and her arms reluctantly release you.

"You'll get wrinkles and I'm not sure Natty would appreciate that." You continue in a tease, as you go to head for the door, but find yourself shoved against it instead.

"Come back in one piece Y/L/N!" Natasha sternly commands, and you dumbly nod, unable to focus on anything but the sudden, intense proximity of your bodies.

"Use your words..." She tuts, and you shake your head lightly to regain cognition.

"I promise Natty." You giggle, then lift your pinky up, causing her to roll her eyes at your antics but she reluctantly links hers to yours and seals it with a kiss like always.

"See you later ladies."

As you step out of the room you lean against the wall for a brief moment as you process the entirety of that interaction. Walking away you remind yourself that this flirty banter is just their natural way of being, and you stop yourself from reading into it any further.

——

Steve was boringly reciting the mission to you as the jet cruised through the air, the same one Fury just explained to you, and that you'd just read about on the walk down. His ramblings slowly faded out as your head fell back against the jet, he sighed but reluctantly left you be, knowing that this would be a losing battle.

—

The mission was truly a success, the two of you work well together, and Fury received exactly what he was looking for. However, when Steve walks in with your slumped form in his arms the redhead's get the wrong message and are on him within an instant.

"What the hell happened?!" Nat seethes.

"Why didn't you radio this in?!" Wanda follows, leaving the super soldier truly dumbfounded and unable to answer.

"Why are you stopped? Get her to the damn medbay!" Natasha shrieks, and slaps his arms which causes you to lightly shuffle in his arms.

"Rogers, I swear to God! If you don't—."

"She's—."

"Natty? Wands? Why's everyone shouting?" You sleepily mumble, reflexively curling into the soldier for warmth, and it's then that Natasha realizes what's happened here.

"Well, now that she's awake, I'll see myself out." Steve sighs in obvious annoyance before passing you off to Natasha.

"I promised you I'd come back in one piece." You tease, having now caught on to the situation, and Natasha quite literally drops you.

Wanda is quick to soften the blow though with her powers, but your pouty face, and hurried steps to escape breaks her heart.

"Nat! What was that?" She whisper shouts as she turns to her with an angered expression.

"She had me actually worried Wands! Why is she always sleeping?! She needs to see Cho or something, I-I, what if it happens while she's off on a mission next time?! Is she really that oblivious to see how much she means to us? Losing her isn't an option..." She shouts back, lip fully trembling as she fights off tears, and she's repeatedly wringing her hands as emotions overcome her.

"Detka, calm down, just breathe okay?"

Natasha leans into her embrace, allowing her always comforting hold to calm her down, and finally her tears fall, consequently soaking the witches shirt. Wanda firmly holds onto her, while whispering reassurances against the crown of her head, struggling to will away her own tears as the weight of it all comes crashing down on her.

"Moya lyubov', we have to fix this because her thoughts are so loud, and they're breaking my heart. Pull it together for me, and go to her room while I make her a post mission snack. I'll be right there."

Natasha pulls back slightly, then places her lips to Wanda's, and the two share a sweet moment together before Nat takes off for your room. She steadies herself at your door, then without any warning she enters.

She finds you curled around the stuffed pig that she won you at that carnival last month. The memory of your innocent smile, and the embrace she’d received in thanks works wonders to calm her nerves. The tear tracks that were running down your cheeks saddened her. Her hand gently pushes the hair out of your face, and the feeling of her kiss on your temple wakes you, bringing your adorable snores to a halt.

"Hey there sweet girl… I'm so sorry I just dropped you... I was just so scared when I thought you were hurt."

"I don't break my promises." You grumble, but against your angry tones implications, you seek out her comfort by moving your face atop her thigh.

Natasha hums in acknowledgment of your grumblings, then her fingers gently dance across your face, tracing over the dip of your nose, then along your cheeks.

“Can I ask you something?” Natasha finally cuts through the silence, and you begrudgingly sit up to face her, nodding her way.

“Why do you sleep so much?”

“Well, I thought it was obvious with Tony’s nickname for me, but I guess it wasn’t. I’m narcoleptic, and though it doesn’t seem so—for the most part, I have it under control.“

“Y/N, you fell asleep on the dance floor…” Natasha deadpans, and you lightly chuckle before explaining.

“Yeah, that is because I decided to overdue it on the booze, and it’s a natural depressant so… I also can never really say no to Wanda, so I tried to push myself beyond my limits, but I knew one of you’d be there to catch me if I fell.”

"We always will be..” She sighs, hand falling atop of yours on the bed, and the look in her eyes is nothing short of genuine.

“You mean the world to me Y/N." She sincerely states, causing your tears to suddenly pick back up and she cautiously manhandled your form until you were seated in her lap, practically clinging to her for dear life.

"To us." Wanda's sweet voice breaks through, and you vaguely hear the clinking of dishes before you feel her hand on your lower back.

"We haven't been clear enough with you sweetheart, and for that we're sorry." Wanda continues, causing you to pull back from Nat’s shoulder with a confused expression.

"You're just the cutest thing, it's honestly unbearable.." Nat amusedly groans, then she gently rubs away at the furrow in your brow.

"What she's trying to say, is that we're absolutely obsessed with you Y/N, and we would love for you to accompany us to dinner tonight." Wanda relays, with a perfect smile painting her features as she awaits a response.

"As a date, to be completely transparent." Natasha adds with a playful smirk, and hopeful eyes boring into yours as she awaits your response.

"I'd love to." You shyly mumble, and Wanda tackles you against your bed.

"Perfect! Be ready at 7pm!" She rushes out, pecking your cheek before grabbing Natasha’s by the hand and swiftly pulling her out of your room.

Natasha smiled back at you, throwing an exaggerated wink over her shoulder before fully exiting.

——

“Carol! What the hell am I meant to wear?” You groan, throwing yourself back onto your bed in a huff, vaguely hearing as your best friend just laughs at your antics over the phone.

“Darling, you look good in everything!” Valkyrie interjects, shameless in her attempts at flirting with you.

“Valk, you devil woman, stop starting things you can’t finish.” You grumble before rolling onto your stomach and raising your phone up to see the women on the video chat.

“Wait a minute, who said I couldn’t finish? Why don’t you just ask Carol...?” She muses while smirking over her glass, and slapping at the blondes back since she was now turning red, and currently choking on her cocktail.

“I should’ve known you two would be of no actual help.”

“Sweets, wear that gorgeous little red number that you wore to Tony’s 50th bash!” Valkyrie suggests, while turning the phone in her direction and suggestively raising her eyebrows at you.

“Yes! Literally, the two of them couldn’t keep their eyes off of you that night.” Carol concurs in an excited shriek, while hurriedly turning the phone back to her.

“I sure know that I couldn’t.” Valk concludes with a wink, you roll your eyes before saying a quick thanks, and sending them off with a:

“Stay safe ladies.”

“Safe is boring!“ Valk shouts as you end the call, shaking your head in bewilderment before setting off to get ready.

——

After taking a shower, and consuming a light lunch you’d settled into the living room to watch your shows in an attempt to calm your nerves in preparation of tonights events. Somewhere along the way you’d fallen asleep, having expected such an occurrence, you’d set alarms for 5:30, 5:45, and 6:00PM.

As “WAP” played through the speaker of your phone, you’d jumped up, glancing down to see it was currently 5:50PM, and your first alarm was now repeating.

“Good morning party pooper.” Tony greets, with a far too friendly tone, and suspiciously calm smile but the obvious glint of amusement in his eyes isn’t lost on you.

“I don’t have time for your games Stank, I happen to have a date in an hour.” You grumble, standing to your feet, and cringing at the sounds of your crackling bones.

Your heart rate picked up at the sight of his panicked face, within an instant you were pressing him against the wall before he could run off, and he was pointlessly struggling against your hold.

“What did you do?“

“It’s—You’re fine, it was harmless…” He attempts to play it off, and your already thin patience is running out.

“I won’t ask again..” You threaten, tightening your grip, causing him to wince at the pressure.

“Look, you skipped out on my party the other night, so I might’ve used a sharpie to draw phallic shaped objects all over your body.”

“No you didn’t…”

“I spared no expanse of skin Y/N… In my defense though, you never go out, so how was I meant to know?”

“Murder is a life sentence…” You quietly remind yourself, and Tony’s body tenses before he begins thrashing in your hold.

“Uh, please, I have a kid, you know—Morgan, she kinda still needs a dad.”

“I wouldn’t say that, most of us here grew up without parents, and I’d like to say we ended up just fine.”

After his condescending scoff, silence consumes the space around the both of you, allowing the man ample time to fear for his life, while you were still keeping an eye on the time.

“I’ll finally give you your own black card!” The man child shrieks, causing you to smirk behind his back, and to feel a sense of pride at the man’s healthy fear of you.

Letting him go you still hold a firm hand on his bicep, turning him around so that he’s now facing you with his back to the wall instead.

“I’ll take that, plus the keys to the corvette—indefinitely.” A smug smirk upon your face, and a full hand is all you need before you leave the lightly trembling man alone to question his entire being.

—

Once you entered your room you’d attempted everything you could think of to scrub it off.

“Sharpie my ass.” You grumble, and look into the mirror at your severely agitated skin, hoping to some God that you could make it all go away in the span of fifteen minutes.

The last thing you’d ever do would be to go to dinner with the women of your dreams with penis’s all over your skin. Canceling wasn’t exactly an option either, so continuing to use a variety of products was all you could do.

Wanda could hear your confusing thoughts, so she’d snuck into your room—thankfully so, as she spared a glance through the cracked bathroom door to see you on the verge of a breakdown.

“Dorogoy, calm down, you’re going to rub your skin raw…” She sternly commands, grabbing your hands she then guides you to sit on the toilet, and you drop your head in shame.

“I’m sorry, Tony thought he was funny, and now the date is ruined…” You lightly sob, and the witch lifts your face to get a good look at you.

Stifling her laughter for the sake of your feelings she runs her thumbs across your cheeks to wipe away your fresh tears. Then a cheeky grin consumes her face, as her hands wave and you watch in awe as the red dances around you.

“Nothing’s ruined angel, Tony’s a problem for tomorrow, but for now let’s go.”

“My face…”

“It’s beautiful my darling, take a look.” She coos, then gently guides you to in front of the mirror, where you see no traces of marker remaining, and in the moment the urge to kiss her is immense.

“Save that for after the date.” She teases, and you attempt to shy away at the realization that she’d heard your thoughts, but she just giggles while pulling you along to meet Nat in the garage.

——

They’d taken you to a fancy restaurant, where you get like nine different items, but the servings were clearly meant for rats. Said experience had led to the three of you finding an open diner to grub at right after. French fries dipped in milkshakes—a delicacy to most, was a foreign concept to your dates, and you’d nearly fallen from the booth at the revelation.

“Open!” You command to the women sat across from you in the booth, slipping the fries covered in vanilla ice cream into their mouths.

You wiped away the sticky goodness that dripped down their chins, then curiously observed as their faces contorted along with the blast of flavors.

“Detka, this is absolutely—.”

“Disgusting.” Natasha finishes for her girlfriend, and Wanda glares at her for the interruption.

“Not at all what I was saying… I loved it.”

“Wanda, always the one with the best taste.” You tease with a wink, then continue to scarf down the perfect combination while Natasha watches you in mock horror while she continues to eat her burger.

—

Natasha tried to slap your hand away when you set your card down, but you flashed her a sneaky smile, and she rolled her eyes at the sight of Tony’s card. None of you seemed to want the night to end as the bill came to the table, so they decided to take you to a field on the outskirts of town.

“Was this date all some sick ruse to like murder me?”

The women laugh boisterously at your silly comment, both reminding you that had they wanted you dead, a secluded field wouldn’t have been necessary.

Wanda threw a blanket down on the dying grass, then the three of you laid down and stared up at the night sky.

“It’s so beautiful.” You suddenly relay, staring up in awe at the stars that are normally hidden beneath the city lights.

“Yeah you are.” Natasha immediately quips, and it’s then that you realize her eyes had been cast on your face this whole time.

“Stop…” You whine, then roll over to hide yourself against Wanda only to find that she’s also been staring your way.

“It’s true Y/N/N, you’re a very beautiful woman, we can’t help but to just stare at you. Marveling at the fact that you’re finally ours.” Wanda adds on with so much conviction that you can’t help but to believe her, and her words of subtle possession send a welcome chill down your spine.

“Yours huh?” You teasingly ask, but quickly find yourself quiet as her face hovers yours.

“Yeah, there’s no going back from here angel. Once you agreed to this date, you were setting your fate.” She jokes, a semblance of truth however lies within her words, and your heart nearly bursts at the thought.

“What a magnificent fate.” You genuinely whisper, breath fanning across her face, and she watches the way your eyes fall to her lips, then return to lock on her own.

“Can I kiss you?”

Your nod wasn’t enough, so you breathily whimper:

“Please do.”

Wanda’s lips are quick to link with yours at your pleas, initially moving against one another in a sweet manner before she greedily wants more of you. Her entire body was atop of yours now, and her tongue entered your mouth with no resistance, at the same time that her hips instinctually rolled against your. Pulling a desperate moan from you, which leaves Wanda smirking into the kiss.

“Fuck…” Natasha groans from the side, slightly squirming after having become slightly aroused by the unexpected show before her, and her outburst is enough to separate the both of you.

“Woah..” You croak out in a complete stupor.

Wanda giggles at your state, pecking your lips once more before rolling off of you to allow you both a moment to catch your breath. She links her hand with yours. Natasha’s quick to take up the previously occupied space, turning your face to hers and tracing her thumb over your kiss swollen lips.

“Detka, can I—.”

“Yes…” You breathily cut her off, wanting nothing more than to feel her lips on yours, and her reaction time is under a second.

The kiss is rough from the start as Natasha captures your lips with hers, but an underlying care is forever present in her touches. Her hand was caressing your hip, rubbing soothing circles against the skin beneath your shirt, while her firm kiss was reducing you into a submissive puddle beneath her. Natasha only pulls back when she feels like another second attached would render her unconscious.

“Fuck me..” You blissfully let out while trying to come down from the back to back make outs you’d just experienced with the most gorgeous women you know.

“That can be arranged…” Wanda teases, and the three of you just lightly chuckle while focusing on breathing in the fresh air, so that your lungs wouldn’t collapse.

——

The conversation in the car was flowing while Natasha drove the three of you back to the compound, but eventually it died down into a comfortable silence as the three of you grew tired. Wanda smiles to herself once she feels your head fall into her shoulder, and your light snores then make their way to Natasha’s ears. Her eyes peer into the rear view mirror to catch a glimpse of her lovers, confirming what she’d already know—you were fast asleep.

“We got our own resident sleeping beauty.” Natasha jokes, Wanda playfully rolls her eyes at her before allowing herself to settle against you, and within a moments time she was also fast asleep.

Natasha observed her loves for another brief second before focusing back on the ride home, her heart completely soars at the way this night has ended, and she can’t help but to wonder what’s next for the lot of you.

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[f1nalboys]

*deep breath* Okay OKAY SO...polyghostface ofc but Im feeling f l u f f y so maybe something where Billy, Stu, and F! Or GN!reader are all pining for each other? Like their inner thoughts and maybe realizing oh shit Im in love with two people god theyre both so perfect for me fuck. And feelings come out one day hanging in stu's room? Some smut if you feel like it, but if not the just that!

couldn't find a good point to get in some smut so i apologize BUT i really laid the fluff on there so i hope that makes up for it!!!

Poly!Ghostface x GN!Reader

WORD COUNT: 1593

WARNINGS: fluff, cursing, lowkey domestic poly ghostface, friends to lovers

Surprisingly, it was Billy who realized his feelings for the two of you first. He and Stu had been together for a few months at this point, exclusive but nothing official. You, on the other hand, were just a friend. A really close, cool, funny, hot, platonic friend. His feelings, something he tended to just shove down until a better moment to handle them (which happened to be never) hit him like a bag of bricks 2 months, 1 week, 6 days, and 4 hours ago.

He still isn’t sure why that was when he realized his feelings, either. Thinking back on it, Billy clearly had a crush on you long before then, but it took this miniscule and almost forgettable moment to realize it. Stu was supposed to be the dumb one, not him.

You and he were in his living room sprawled out onto the floor. He had a huge project due for his English 301 class and, in typical Billy fashion, completely forgot about starting it until three days before. “Remind me again how much notice you had on this shit?” You ask, scrunching your eyebrows together in mock annoyance. Billy sighs and feels his cheeks heat up.

“...A month and a half.” You bark out a laugh and he flips you off, the corner of his lip upturned. “Shut it. I just… forgot that it was a thing. And besides, now that you owe me some help, I’ll get it done in no time!”

“You’re cashing that favor in on this project?” You really were confused about that part. Billy knew that if he had just asked you would've dropped anything and hauled ass to his place to help him free of charge. You shrug. “Whatever floats your boat. Now,” You sit up and scoot closer to Billy, holding a pile of papers with his chicken-scratch on it and dropping it in front of him. You place a hand onto his knee and for some reason Billy can feel his stomach ache. Not in a bad, I’m-gonna-hurl way, but in a good way. “Can you tell me what the hell you wrote? I can’t read your handwriting for shit.”

Something about that moment flipped the switch in Billy’s head. The only logical explanation for him to feel that way after something so… innocent was that he was in love with you. That, or he was coming down with a bug. He wasn’t sure which one he’d prefer, honestly. He fought back the idea of liking you until it was well past two am and you had passed out on the couch.

A sticky note was stick to the side of your face and there was a thin line of drool sliding down your cheek but fuck, he’d be lying if he said he didn’t think you looked cute. There was something so mind-numbingly domestic about this that just had his head reeling. “I like you.” He whispered it softly, his eyes trained on your sleeping form, testing the words. They sounded nice.

You were the next one to realize your feelings for the two men. Surprisingly, you realized it at the exact same time; they had come over your house to comfort you. You had been talking to them for the last two nights about this date you were supposed to go on, your first one in a long time, but when you had gotten to the restaurant and sat for almost an hour, you realized that you had been stood up. A part of you didn’t want to answer their texts asking how the date was going. It was humiliating.

But you knew them and while, yes, they were often assholes, you knew they wouldn’t make fun of you for this. Not with how fucking awful you were feeling. You called them as you got out of the restaurant, tears flowing freely, and you could hear the seriousness in their voice when they asked where you were.

They met you at your house, staying on the phone with you until they saw you face to face, and Stu pulled you in for a bone crushing hug. “Fuck, Y/N, you alright?” He asks with his chin resting on top of your head. Billy had come up and grabbed your belongings from you, putting them in their place while Stu walked you into the living room.

“Yeah...no. No, I’m not,” You said, your voice cracking. The two men wrapped their arms around you and held you, nothing more. They let you cry, only breaking the silence to whisper soothing things into your ear. It was nice. When you finished you were exhausted and they knew it. “M’sorry for making you guys come all the way out here.”

“Stop apologizing.” Billy snapped and Stu nodded in agreement. Billy grabbed your hand and laced his fingers in yours, squeezing your hand tightly. All you could do was look at him, really look at him, as he spoke. “You’re our friend, Y/N. We love you and we fucking hate seeing you hurt, especially because of some piece of shit asshole. You didn’t make us do anything, we chose to come here because we love you. Now, go get changed into comfy clothes because we’re gonna watch the goriest, shittiest 60’s movie I can think of to make you feel better.”

Stu nods, kissing your shoulder in a soothing act, one that had you leaning into his touch ever so slightly. “Yeah! Have you ever seen us do shit we didn’t want to?”

And it worked. Billy’s rousing speech had you getting changed within minutes and when you came back out into your living room the two men had set about their own tasks. Billy was creating a fort using your dining room chairs and blankets, his tongue poking out of the side of his mouth as he set it up. Stu was in the kitchen singing along to the radio, filling in the words he didn’t know with loud noises. He was getting popcorn and drinks together, even making you his ‘world famous’ nachos that he only made when he deemed the situation ‘insane, sad, or happy’ enough for one.

That’s when you realized. You knew you loved them, but up until now, you always thought the warm feeling that filled your chest when you were with them was just the kind that friends get around other friends. But this, the way your heart was thumping and how you couldn’t stop from smiling at the utter kindness they were showing you? That was love.

Stu was the last one to realize, but not because he never knew. In all honesty, he had just assumed you and Billy felt the same way about him that he felt about you and never considered the alternative that maybe your feelings weren’t as strong as his. He was watching you and Billy talk about… something and he felt himself get all fuzzy inside.

That’s not how friends feel about each other. Friends aren’t supposed to think about friends’ lips against their own, they’re not supposed to think about their friends' moans, and they’re DEFINITELY not supposed to think about their friends' bodies. And that’s all Stu was doing/ He thought about more innocent stuff when it came to both you and Billy obviously, but he’d be lying if he said his thought’s had never once been plagued by the image of all three of your bodies together.

And now here you all were, eating dinner in silence, each thinking about the other two in the most romantic, sickly sweet way possible, all while thinking the other two didn’t feel the same way. Stupid, really. Ask anyone else and they’d tell you they really did think the three of you were together with how you were attached at the hip and how the three of you got these big doe eyes and wide smiles when you talked about the others.

Something you said had the boys reeling. It took a solid three minutes before anyone spoke again and when they did, the two men were blurting out love confessions. It was pretty cute seeing them all nervous and fidgety, especially once they realized that the other was saying the exact same thing as them. “So… who do you choose?”

It was Stu who asked and the room fell silent again, both men staring at you, their gaze intense. It was enough to have you shifting in your chair. “Uhm… I’m not choosing between you two.” Billy and Stu visibly deflate. “No! No, I’m saying I’m not picking between you two. I kind of… I kind of like you both and if we’re going to do this, y’know, date or whatever, I was thinking all three of us could try it.”

“Both of us?” Billy asked before turning to look at Stu. They had been together before and you knew that, so it wasn’t a question of being with another man. They just had never once considered the possibility of adding you into the relationship. “I mean.. I’m cool with that, yeah,” He says with a grin, trying to act nonchalant about all this. Stu on the other hand made no attempt to hide his excitement.

“Score! I get to date two hot pieces of ass?”

You groan playfully, tossing your head back slightly. “Don’t make me change my mind, Stuart.”

“Ouch! The first name; you’re in troubleeeeee,” Billy teased, leaning over to you and kissing your cheek gently. Yeah, you could get used to this.

[sunnyie-eve]

Celebrity Crush || Fallen in Love

Paring: Joseph Quinn x Original female costar

Word Count: 2118

Summary: The L word is finally mention when neither of them even use it in a playful way

Warnings: fluff (I couldn't stop smiling while writing), secret relationship

A/N: Of course I make this up for this to go the way I want. (For this I’ll be using my OFC in Trouble in Hawkins for this OFC to play her.)

Last: Presenting | Next: Talk Show

"I'm taking Dexter out for a walk so he can go potty." I poke my head through the door to let Joseph know. "Okay, I'm about to start my interviews so-," I cut in, "Be quiet when coming in. I know." I give him a smile before turning to leave. "Excuse me!" He shouts making me go back. "What?" I ask confused. "Where's my kiss?" He points at his lips making me roll my eyes laughing. "You're so annoying." I lean down giving him a kiss. "You like my annoying ass." He smiles holding my face giving me multiple kisses. "Have fun with all your interviews. You deserve all the attention." I leave the room grabbing the leash and attaching it to Dexter's collar. "Ready to go? Go outside? Go for a walk?" I use a higher pitch to talk to him and he jumps wagging his tail. "Okay." I open the door and we head outside.

As we walk around and get to a more public area, I notice a small amount of people notice me. "It's little Dexter." A fan shouts making me laugh. "Wanna pet him?!" I call out making her run over with her friend. "He likes meeting new people." I say as they bend down to him. "What are you doing in London?" The friend asks. "Visiting for work. I have a few photoshoots." I slightly tell the truth. "You gonna visit Joseph?" They laugh. "When I have time and he does too. He's got loads of interviews today." I let them know. "I loved you in the last episode of Vol 2. I wish Eddie stayed alive and got with Sky. They were cute together." She tells me as she lets Dexter. "As Skylar said maybe in an alternate universe they do get together. Which is basically fanfics fans write. But then again fans like Eddie and Steve." I laugh. "Can we get a picture with you?" One asks so I say yes.

When they walk off I continue my walk and swing by a shop to get a few snacks. Arriving back at Joseph's, I come in quietly with Dexter and the bags. Listening carefully, I could hear him talking so I tell Dexter to go lay down. As I was being quiet in the kitchen I start to hear Joseph laughing loudly, "Good boy. Good boy." My eyes widen and I rush to see the door was now open. "You have a puppy?" The interviewer asks him. "No, he's Presley puppy. She's here in London for work and I'm watching him right now. He was sleeping in the other room and just opened the door." He gives Dexter love. I move my arms around to call Dexter back over and it works so I carefully close the door all the way now.

"I said go lay down not bug Joseph, Dexter." I pat the top of his head and go sit on the sofa and watch videos on my phone. "What?" I answer a FaceTime from my best friend. "I've been keeping a secret from you." She laughs. "What?" I give her a look. "So my uncle got me two very very very very special tickets/passes to Lollapalooza that not just anyone can get. Like you can't get these off the website. And I'm making you my plus one." She shouts making me turn her down. "No way!" I get excited quietly. "Who's your uncle? How?" I ask confused. "There's perks when you have a famous relative. Normally I don't pull out that card but I am for this." She laughs. "Again, who is he? I didn't know you have a famous relative." I ask more curious. "Oh, right. Perry Farrell is my uncle. The one who created the festival." She laughs and my jaw drops. "No way." I tell her. "Yep. My mom is his younger sister." She laughs. "And we're going all four days because I know you love artists playing each day. We'll talk more when it gets closer. Love you bye." She hangs up and I jump up doing a happy dance.

"What are you celebrating?" Joseph walks into the room. "My friend, Sophie said I'm her plus one to Lollapalooza. She's using, my famous family member card for special passes. Her uncle, who I didn't even know she was related to, is the founder of the festival." I tell him. "Also sorry about Dexter coming in." I sit back down. "It's okay. I made up a good lie on the spot." He sits next to me. "How was your walk?" He puts his arm around me turning on the tv. "Ran into fans. Asked what I'm doing here so I said work. Then they asked if I would visit you. To where I said when we're not busy." I cuddle into his side as Dexter jumps onto the couch laying on the other side of Joseph.

"Don't you actually have a photoshoot later?" He brings up. "Yeah." I yawn. "Go take a nap. I'll wake you up before you have to leave." He makes me smile, "Come lay with me." I get up grabbing his hands trying to pull him off the sofa. "But if I fall asleep, I can't wake you up." He chuckles not moving. "I have an alarm set to sill remind me even when I'm awake. Come on." I whine tugging. "I wanna sit here and watch tv. Plus I don't won't to bother you while you try sleeping." He says so I sit back down next to him. "Fine. I'll stay right here in your side watching tv." I cuddle him again. "You're so stubborn." He shakes his head looking for something to watch.

Later when I was getting prepped for the photoshoot my manager sends me schedule for upcoming events and the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon was one of them. Apparently I was also going to do a little press with Jamie and Joseph in Brazil. The shoot I had three different looks so it was gonna take time. I take a mirror selfie as my hair gets styled and post it on my Instagram. When I was getting changed for the last outfit my phone goes off. "Yes?" I answer it. "I'm putting my setlist together for Lollapalooza and I'm adding Forget me too. Do you think you can fly out on the July 29th to sing your part?" Colson asks me. "Actually a friend was taking me all four days so yeah I'll be there. I'll do it." I let him know. "Do I need to get you two special passes?" He asks me. "Oh no. Her uncle is Perry Farrell for we're good." I let him know. "Great. See you then and thank you, Pres." He hangs up and I text my manager to let him know.

(These outfits for each of the poses)

"Mama's home!" I come through the door making Dexter jump off the couch running to me. "I know, I missed you too baby." I give him love as I shut the door. "How was the shoot?" Joseph asks from the kitchen. "Good. Wanna see some photos?" I walk over to him. He just gives me a head nod of I go to my camera roll then turn the phone towards him. He looks at them then looks back to the food before taking my phone out of my hand. "Risky with one aren't you?" He  shows me the one when with major cleavage. "It's actually my first time asking a shoot with an outfit like that." I take my phone back. "You don't think I look good?" I raise an eyebrow. "I didn't say that. You look amazing, darling." He gives me a smile.

"You making us dinner?" I wrap my arms around his waist as he cooks. "Yes. But of course you have to be a picky eater, which-," I cut him off, "You hate. Fussy eaters. Get over it." I roll my eyes mocking him in an accent. "You know me so well but still won't get over it." He looks at me. "If I don't like it, I don't like it. And that's it. You deal with it or I leave." I laugh squeezing him. "I am dealing with it. I have to make two separate pots because you hate mushrooms." He makes me laugh at how stressed he was. "And I appreciate that." I lean up kissing his cheek. "Why do you hate them? They're delicious." He huffs. "I just refuse to try it." I make him turn around to face me. "You have never tried it? How can you say you hate them but never tried it? I'm making you try one." He grabs one and I run away from him. "No!"

"Yes!" He rushes after me. "No, I won't do it." I move out if his reach and Dexter starts to get playful. "You will if you want to keep dating me." He gives me a look. "Then we're done then." I laugh as he lunges at me but I run away. "Presley! Just a tiny bite!" He chases me and Dexter starts to bark. "Get him! Get Joey! Get him. Protect mama." I tell him and he starts to jump at Joseph. "Rude." He tells him. "I put up with your fussy eating and make you a whole special meal and you can't even try this for me?" He finally catches me. "It looks terrible." I eye it. "Please, for me?" He looks into my eyes with a pout. "Damn eyes..." I take it and take a tiny bite. I make a face and a gagging sound rushing to the trash can spitting it out then rise my mouth. "Overreact much?" He goes back to cooking. "I tried it and didn't like it." He rolls his eyes at me. "Now, give this fussy eater a kiss." I pucker my lips leaning up so he give me a kiss.

After eating dinner, we change clothes to relax on the couch watching a movie. "Darling." Joseph shakes me as I was dosing off again. "Huh?" I ask confused. "You're falling asleep." He chuckles. "No. I'm watching the movie." I lie sitting up straight blinking at the tv. "Through your closed eyelids?" He says making me giggle, "Yeah." I nod my head. "Go to bed. I'll be there in a bit." He says so I whine, "Come with me. I want to cuddle." I grab his hands trying to get him up again like earlier in the day. "Fine." He gets up grabbing me, rushing to his room making me giggle. He tosses me onto the bed then jumps next to me laying down as we get under the covers.

He pulls me into his chest then just stares into my eyes, "I still can't believe you like me." He tells me. "Why do you find it so weird that I do? You not used to people liking you the way I do?" I bring my hand up to play with his hair. "I don't see what you see in me." He places his hand on my face letting his thumb caress my cheek. "I see a lovely guy. You're funny, playful, kind, respectful, considerate, honest... You're just a great person. How can I not fall in love with you especially with your sweet eyes?" We maintain eye contact. "Fall in love with me?" He repeats. "You're in love with me?" He gets a big smile making me hide my face embarrassed turning my face red.

We've been together officially for only a month and neither of us have had used the L word in any way. Not even as, well you love my annoying ass, when we get playfully annoyed with each other. "Why are you hiding your face?" He chuckles trying to move my hands. "No." I whine making him chuckle more. "If you must know, I've fallen in love with you too." He says so I peek through my fingers. "Really?" I let him move my hands. He looks into my eyes with a smile and a small head nod. He cups my face pulling my face closer to him while he leans closer our lips meet. He pulls back still holding my face smiling before peaking my nose holding me against his chest. "Let's get some sleep, love." He leans back to turn off the lamp then holds on his arms causing me to fall asleep.

[maximons]

Uh Oh

Summary: Y/n L/n wants to get to know Wanda, a lot, but doesn’t know how. The main problem? Wanda does her best to avoid her at all costs. Y/n is at a loss, until Tony comes in with a bet that could change everything.

Word Count: 3,123

Genre: Fluff, tiny bit of angst

Requested?: Yes

A/N: Happy reading!

If there’s one word that Wanda would use to describe Y/n L/n, it’s trouble.

Annoying, narcissistic, condescending, dangerous, careless, and insensitive would be good describers too, but she thinks ‘trouble’ does the job of encapsulating all of that.

She had first met you during the whole Ultron situation, and man you got under her skin. You had super speed, just like her brother, so naturally the two of you gravitated towards each other and fought together. That friendship continued ever since then, the two of you constantly making a mess around the compound. Wanda had felt as though you stole her brother from him. 

Strike one.

You were also a known womanizer. If she thought Pietro was bad, oh man you were worse. It seemed like you couldn’t even meet a cute girl without immediately trying to charm your way into their pants. Most you would succeed with, those that wouldn’t only refused because they were straight, but not before giving you an ego boost by saying if they weren’t they definitely would.

The only one you truly didn’t succeed with it seemed, was her. She knew your type, she had to deal with her brother her whole life after all. She wanted nothing to do with it.

Strike two.

And then of course...there’s your relationship with Tony Stark.

While you two weren’t biologically related, the billionaire would definitely consider you to be a little sister, just as you saw him as a big brother.

Wanda didn’t even need to know more about that, you being that close to Stark told her everything she needed to know.

Strike three.

So when everything settled down, and Wanda had officially moved to the United States to be an Avenger, she gave herself one goal.

Avoid you at all costs.

So she did. And you hated it.

“I have no idea why she hates me, man...” You mumbled as you took a seat in Tony’s lab. You were half watching him tinker with a suit, before quickly getting bored and grabbing a random gadget off the table.

“Put that down.” Tony said without even looking at you. You rolled your eyes, but obeyed. “Well, you’ve been nothing but an ass the entire time she’s known you.”

“What are you talking about? I haven’t done anything differently around her.”

Tony smirked, raising an eyebrow. “Mhm.” He hummed. Your eyes snapped up at him when you realized what he was trying to say. You groaned before getting up and speeding over to him, taking the screwdriver out of his hand. “Hey!”

“C’mon, I’m serious.”

“Why do you care if she doesn’t like you, anyway? She doesn’t like me either.”

“Yeah, well I wasn’t responsible for a building dropping on her parents heads.” Tony shot you a harsh glare at that, and you bowed your head. “Yeah, sorry. Too far.”

Luckily, the genius let it go before continuing. “Well, she doesn’t seem to like anyone, if it makes you feel better.”

“She likes Pietro.”

“He’s her twin brother.” Tony deadpanned. “And besides, even that seems to be conditional.”

You let out a load groan as you dropped the screwdriver and fell onto the bench bench behind you. Truth was, you didn’t know why Wanda not liking you bothered you so much. While most people you meet seem to take some kind of liking to you, you weren’t naïve. You knew not everyone would like you, and you were fine with that.

Wanda though...she was different. Maybe it’s because you lived together and didn’t want things to be weird, maybe it’s because she also had powers and you wanted another powered person to be close to, who knows. All you knew was that she avoided you like the plague, and it was seriously bugging you.

“What? The rejection hurting your ego a little too much?” Tony’s voice interrupted your thoughts. Your guard went back up.

“You’re one to talk.”

“Hey, I am a happily engaged man. And besides, you and Piet can go out tonight, find some other girl to sleep with.” He shrugged.

“I don’t care about sleeping with her, I’m not a pig.” You rolled your eyes. “I just want her to...I don’t know, like me.” 

Tony scoffed at this. “What are you, twelve?”

“I know it sounds stupid, but it’s true, and I don’t know why. At this point, I’d just settle for just looking at me.

Tony gave you a curious look. In the years that he knew you, you were never determined to get someone’s attention like this. You were content at taking it as it came. If people liked you, great, if they didn’t, also great. Life goes on, no use wasting your energy on people you didn’t need to.

This Wanda situation took him by surprise. He had a sneaking suspicion as to why you were feeling the way you did, but he wasn’t gonna dare bring it up. He knew you. The second anything like it was even suggested, you’d throw your walls up, dig your heels in, and avoid the entire thing. You needed to figure this out on your own. You just needed some...motivation.

“Well, good luck with that.”

Your pick your head up to look at the man at this. “Huh?”

“Good luck. She doesn’t want to open up to anyone, and if she did, you’d be the last person she’d go to.

You sat up, attention completely on Tony. "What’s that supposed to mean?” You asked, now offended.

Bingo.

“Y’know, you’re...you. You’re not exactly approachable.”

“Wha- I so am!” You sputtered, now standing.

“Alright then. You wanna make this interesting?” 

“What are you talking about?”

“Let’s make it interesting. I bet that you can’t get witchy to have a genuine conversation with you by the end of the week. And if you somehow manage to...I’ll finally build you that suit you’ve been asking for.”

Your eyes lit up at this. You got to get close to Wanda and get your own suit? This was a win/win for you. A no brainer. You stuck your hand out. “Deal.”

Tony smirked and shook your hand. You vigorously shook it, before turning and quickly sped out of the lab, determined to get things in motion.

In your excitement, you never even thought to question why Tony would make a bet that he got nothing out of.

You didn’t even need to think twice about where you were heading next. You and Pietro had raced multiple times to the small Sokovian shop that was located about two hours out, well to normal people. To you guys it was like ten minutes.

He, understandably, loved visiting it whenever he could. So much so that you two were regulars that knew the owners well. Pietro had asked Wanda to tag along several times, but would refuse when she saw that you were coming. You always noticed the snack that Pietro brought back for her every time.

So you got a bucket load of them.

You made it back to the compound within the hour, eyes searching for a certain witch. Luckily you didn’t have to look for long, because you practically bumped into her. She looked up at you, giving you short death glare, before going to walk around you. You were fully energized and happy though, so it didn’t let you deter you.

“Wanda, wait up!”

Wanda paused. What could you possibly want? She’s made her feelings about you clear, and it seemed like you respected them, seeing as you haven’t been annoying her that much anymore. She guessed that had a time limit though. “What?”

“I...uh...” Whoa, why were you nervous? You’ve talked to a million girls before, never had an issue. Maybe it was because the person in question made it abundantly clear she didn’t like you? Yeah, that’s it.”

“I don’t have all day, Y/n.”

“Right.” You coughed awkwardly before extended your arm towards her, bag of treats in your hand. “Well, I was...out, and I passed by the Sokovian shop that Piet loves so much. I got you something.”

Wanda’s eyebrows shot up at this. She knew how far that shop was. Even with your speed, there would be no reason for you to just be ‘passing by’. But, she didn’t want to get into it with you, knowing you’d stick to the flimsy story.

For someone she tries to actively avoid, she knows you pretty well.

Hesitantly, she took the bag from your hand and peeked inside. Her jaw dropped slightly when she saw it was full of her favorite treat from home. Why would you do this? Was this your attempt to try to get her into bed again? She looked back up at you, her face hardened. “What’s this for?”

“Um...consumption, I assume.”

“No. What do you want from me? What’s the catch?”

You looked at her for a moment before letting out a nervous chuckle. You should've expected that reaction given your reputation. “No catch. Honest. Just...wanted to do something nice for you.”

“You expect me to believe that?”

“Uh, yeah...” You went to scratch the back of your neck. “Look, I know I have a reputation, and I can only guess what you think of me because of that, but I’m not an asshole.” Wanda quirked an eyebrow up. “Or at least not that big of one. They’re for you, no catch. Honest.”

Wanda was about to just read your mind to see if you were lying, but stopped herself. After what she did to her now teammates, she made a vow to herself that she would never invade someone’s mind again without consent, unless she absolutely had to. Doubting a roommates intentions with a gift didn’t exactly fall into that category.

She closed the bag slowly, and looked back up at you. “Okay...thank you Y/n.”

You weren’t expecting any sign of gratitude from Wanda, but you more than welcomed it. You smiled. “Of course! And hey, those will probably last you at least two months, but if you run out of them, I can just zoom back over.” You made a zooming gesture, and the surprisingly drew a small smile out of the witch.

Uh oh.

While Wanda definitely hated you at first, and made it her mission to avoid you, she couldn’t help but watch you from afar. Yeah, you put on your façade and charmed your way into everyone's hearts and minds, but she’s seen other sides of you too. She’s seen the way you nervously shake your leg when sitting, she’s seen your more goofy side, cracking lame jokes and bad puns. She knew you tried not to let this side slip, but here you were. Doing it in front of her.

Add the sweet gesture that you just did for her, and...

Yeah, she didn’t like the feeling that suddenly appeared in her chest.

Instead of saying anything else, she nodded, and left you behind, heading to her room.

You, however, stood there with a wide smile. You were in.

The next few days went surprisingly well. While Wanda didn’t immediately welcome your presence, she wasn’t going out of her way to avoid you at all costs anymore. You caught her watching a sitcom one day, and when you expressed you never saw it before, she patted the seat beside her, silently inviting you to watch.

You went to watch sitcoms with her more and more after that, eventually sprinkling conversation in there. You started talking to her about things that have happened in your life. What happened to your parents, how you got your powers, why you’re so close with Tony. And you had to admit, that felt...good. You never really did that before.

The best part was when Wanda started to share with you too. She began laying out her past, some of which you already knew from SHIELD files but you weren’t about to bring that up, her interests, her hopes and dreams. You also started picking up on some of her quirks as well. She does this head tilt thing when she’s mad, her eyes start glowing when she gets irritated, oh and she does this cute little nose scrunch thing when she...

Wait...Uh oh.

Did you...start to like Wanda? Not friend like, but...like like? No, no, no, that wasn’t part of the plan. That wasn’t supposed to happen.

You’ve never really liked anyone like this before. You’ve been with a lot of girls, yeah, but nothing ever lasted more than a night. Maybe you’d get a repeat every now and then, but nothing special. This was different. You wanted to hold her, kiss her, take her out, make her laugh and smile all the time. Sleeping with her wasn’t even in the top five of the list of things you wanted to do with Wanda, something that was very different for you.

This was new. You didn’t know what to do. 

And you went straight to one person when you didn’t know what to do.

“Aw, congratulations. I’m glad you figured it out.” Tony had said when you told him what was going through your head. You stared at him, jaw dropped.

“Wha- You knew!?”

“Of course I knew, kid! That was the whole point!” He exclaimed happily, but you couldn’t return the sentiment.

“What are you talking about?”

Tony sighed, getting serious. “Look, I know you. I knew when you were talking about how you weren’t sure why her not liking you bothered you. And I knew you wouldn’t admit it, hell you probably didn’t even know, so...I tapped into your competitive side.”

“Huh?...”

Tony internally face palmed. “God, you’re slow. That’s why I made that bet with you. I bet you that you couldn’t even have a conversation with her by the end of the week, and look what happened! You did good, I’m proud of you.”

“Yeah, but-”

“So that’s what this was...”

You and Tony both turned towards the new voice in the room. 

Wanda was making her way back to her room for the night, one of the snacks you gifted her with in hand. She walked past the elevators and towards her room when she heard the sound of your voice. She had to admit, she was enjoying your presence these last few days greatly. She was glad she had let you in, and that you were letting her in as well. Wanda dared to hope that maybe, just maybe this could be the start of something between you two. After all, she had started to accept the warmth in her chest instead of reject it.

A small smile formed on her face, and she made her way to where she heard you. Outside of Tony’s lab. However, her smile dropped immediately when she heard Tony.

...made that bet with you. I bet you that you couldn’t even have a conversation with her by the end of the week, and look what happened! You did good, I’m proud of you.

Your eyes widened when you saw Wanda standing there, dejected look on her face. You could’ve sworn you saw her eyes well up with tears, but she quickly wiped the look off her face. Her face hardened, head tilted, sending you the harshest glare she ever sent. 

“I should’ve known. You’re nothing but an asshole, Y/n L/n. I should’ve trusted my gut, I had you figured out from day one. I was a fucking idiot thinking you could ever be anything different. Do us both a favor and stay the hell away from me!” Wanda finished her rant and stormed out of the room.

“Shit.” You muttered to yourself, before speeding out of the room. You quickly placed yourself in Wanda’s path. “Wanda, wait-”

“Get out of my way before I hurt you. Don’t think I won’t.”

“Just...please. It wasn’t what it sounded like.”

Wanda laughed bitterly at that. “Original.”

“I’m serious! I...” You paused, looking into the witch’s anger filled eyes that were starting to glow red. You knew words wouldn’t help you at this point. Not only were you having a tough time forming the right ones. but Wanda seemed past the point of listening. So you did the next best thing. 

You pointed to your head. “Okay, just...look.”

Wanda’s face dropped slightly at this. “What? Y/n, have you not been paying attention? I told you, I don’t do that-”

“Without consent.” You interrupted. “You don’t do it without consent, but I’m giving that to you. Go through my head, you’ll see that I never had any bad intentions. I trust you.” Wanda’s face softened at those words. That was all she needed. She nodded softly before gently placed your fingers up to your temple.

She started to dig through your mind, over the last week specifically. She immediately saw the day you made the bet with Tony and how it wasn’t anything malicious. She also felt your emotions. Your confusion, happiness, excitement, but also...love. She gasped as she ripped her hand away from you.

You loved her. She didn’t expect that to come from you this soon, but was beyond happy about it. She couldn’t tell you what she felt from you though, because she also felt how confused you were about the whole thing, having never experienced it before. You would likely deny your feelings were as strong as they were, so she tucked it in the back of her mind and focused on the subject at hand.

Her thoughts were interrupted when you spoke up. “Whoa, yeah having someone poke through your brain isn’t the best feeling...” You rubbed your forehead, and Wanda laughed. You snapped your head up, small smile forming. Her laughing was a good sign. “You believe me now?”

“I do.” Wanda smiled. “I’m sorry for what I said.”

“No, don’t be. I know I wouldn’t have been happy if I was in your shoes.”

“You’re a weird one, Y/n, but I’m glad your competitive nature did the trick. I’m happy you came to me that day.” You smiled at each other for a moment, before Wanda started talking again. “So, it’s getting late. I should head to bed.”

“Right! Yeah, of course.”

Wanda started walking away towards her room, before you shouted out to her again.

Time to be brave.

“Hey, Wan?” The witch turned to you, and you smiled. “Would you...maybe like to go out with me sometime? Like, on a date? A romantic one?”

Wanda couldn’t help but laugh. Here you were, the woman who could flirt with every woman on the planet and would get all their numbers, stuttering your way through asking her out like a teenager.

She felt that warmth in her chest more than she ever has in that moment.

“I’d love to.”