#thinking about my favorite girlfail

[princekirijo]

Captain!Mitsuru is like yes she's a girlboss from afar. Like whenever she appears on TV or at a public conference whatever, she is so confident and a true leader, and when the Phantom Thieves meet her for the first time, they're intimidated by her (in a scary hot woman way). She's def matured a lot from her high school days.

But don't get me wrong this woman is a girlfail. She is my wet pathetic milf. She's crying in her office when she thinks no ones looking. Yes she has a loving wife but she's dealing with the horrors (Kirijo Group sins still biting her in the ass)

[kyokajirooo]

14 year old me: WOW bakugo is SO COOL!!! i love him

19 year old me: WOW bakugo is SO FUCKING LAME i love him

[a-doubleh-x]

Buttonblossom Analysis in TADC Episode 2

(Background rainbows: hint, hint)

Ragatha was so sweet to Pomni in episode 2 🥺💖 Most people caught onto the obvious fact that Raggs is being codependant and leans onto toxic positivity on the way she tries to cheer up Pomni, but I still think for the most part her heart is in the right place.

I liked their dynamic in episode 1, but I liked it so much in 2 I decided to write a little analysis on it (plus the ship fuel 👀) in preparation for the romance fic I'm writing about them.

Without further ado, let's go!

Looking back at Ragatha, on the good side, she made some very strong, active efforts to help her during her transition into the digital realm. She checked first thing in the morning if she was okay, she tried to make her feel included in the adventure at the beginning and showed care for her safety overall.

My favorite scene, though, is when the circus gang falls into the fudge river and after checking in on them, the first thing she says is: "Poor Pomni!" 😭 Girlie is so empathetic she even manages to care for someone who's not even there, while she's in a terrible situation herself!

I think this proves how much of a good person Raggs is. She doesn't just help people to feel good or superior, she does it because she geniuenly cares for other people's wellbeing and I find that very noble 😊

On the negative side, she seems to have some very particular communication issues with Pomni, even though she seems to be the circus memeber she cares the most about at the moment.

For starters, her attitude comes off as a little condescending very often. She hardly asks questions to Pomni and tends to assume for her. She hardly acknowledges some of her struggles and tries to downplay them, like when she degrades their experience as "larping". Also, she makes Pomni feel like a child when she tries to "hype her up" in her own words.

If we take Pomni's nightmare into consideration, it seems she believes Ragatha thinks Pomni is not "cut out for it", which might be a result of her condescending behavior I just mentioned.

This makes sense to me and also sheds a little bit of light on how Pomni sees herself as: small and insignificant. It's unclear at the moment how she was before on the physical world, but I speculate based on this evidence she probably didn't think she had much agency in her life (just how she feels in the circus).

At the end, however, thanks to her experience with Gummigoo and looking at the crew grief over Kaufmo's abstraction, Pomni opens herself more to the crew, which is a very good sign.

I think her current dynamic with Ragatha is wicked cool! ✨️ There's a lot of room for growth, which is good in my opinion. Ragatha clearly cares a lot about Pomni and I think with time she could grow to reciprocate her as well.

Despite her cowardness in episode 1, I always had the feeling that Pomz was deep down a caring individual as well, which was solidly proven in 2 with her interactions with Gummi.

On the fanon side, I saw a lot of fans foaming at the mouth (myself included) over the fact that Ragatha was such a tryhard with Pomni (which was anticipated to be the contrary). Some fans have interpreted their potential dynamics as both being shy, which I really, really like.

I believe I will definitely include that in my future fanfic. Another idea I wanted to explore is Pomni talking to Ragatha about her overbearing issues, while still appreciating her good qualities at the same time.

I think it's going to be great ☺️❤ I already look forward to what the end result is going to be. I love mutual pining and I love sweet lesbians caring for each other (even when they're silly girlfails). I'm planning to start by submitting chapter 1 by next Friday and submit a new one every following one, as I've done before.

Get ready for digital lesbian shenanigans 🎪💙🎀 See ya!

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

// Why do you like Ragatha

(Unleash it. Type out the essay.)

// ... the essay warning tag really is going to apply here ^^

ragatha became my favorite character almost instantly the moment she appeared on screen . like i could remember even around the teaser for the show i was pretty fond of her , though i could chalk that up to me liking Any design that is remotely based off raggedy ann

she perfectly fits that oddly specific character type only I love , which is 'grown woman keeps failing no matter how hard she tries and it's marvelous to witness' , like i'm not sure how to explain it too well - she's not really a girlfail or a girlboss in my eyes ... she just . never wins ! and i love that , please keep fucking losing ragatha the amazing digital circus

to break it down , what's apparent in her approximately less than 7 minutes of screentime is that she's a goofy goober who's essentially the voice of reason . she's not emotional like gangle , unreliable like jax and zooble , or out of her mind like kinger . she was essentially the only one who tried to ease pomni into the circus instead of hard-hitting her with the reality as if that won't make her abstract on the spot . it's clear through her interactions with the other characters and how she talks to pomni that she acts like the Pillar of the group , with how compliant she is with caine's adventures and has a comforting presence .

the problem is ... that all of those 'positive' traits are ... Detrimental to her own wellbeing . like i'm sure a part of her positivity is genuine , but her optimism clearly hinges into toxic positivity and her selflessness is taken to the point of people-pleasing and neglecting her own needs . it's clear that she sees her own emotions as a burden that she doesn't want to put on other people .

and . she's dishonest . my girl is dishonest . she often brushes off things as not being as bad as they actually are , she picks her words to cause less conflict as possible , and it doesn't seem like anyone else is aware of her internal turmoil ... even when she's in Literal Pain she still brushes it off as being okay - and she stayed quiet instead of telling pomni that she's upset .

which is ... hilarious . there's just something about nice characters that tell the most lies to me . bonus points if it seems like they're the one who tells the most truths out of the entire group . everything about ragatha is Dishonest .

and it's funny yet again that these Really don't help her at all ! i think it's clear just from promotional material to the pilot that ragatha is meant to be a punching bag . her teaser shows a cleaver Being Thrown At Her , was tripped by jax and Literally Most Of Her Screentime In the Pilot Is Being In Pain , and that's not counting gooseworx's doodles . my girl's fucking Losing .

and it fits her avatar well since she's a Rag Doll ... she's basically never meant to win from the start . she was never the main character .

it interests me so much on how all of these will be taken in the full series since they're all very interesting setups , especially for the setting that the story is set in . i just need to see more of my girl and i wish that a lot of her content isn't limited to ship art . you guys do not understand how desperate i am to see content of ragatha interacting with either caine or zooble . i am Not normal about them .

also i want to kiss her on the mouth //

[cocoabeloved]

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[yanderefarm]

when we talk about silvan it's mostly about us joking that we like femboys though 😭 oh but i remember u putting kanato in one of his character inspos and i was so giddy and told my friend abt it bc he was my favorite sakamaki when i was younger!

now i wonder if silvan can sing, and if he could, could we convince him to sing for us? if he can't, i'd still make him sing lolol

as for ajax bro has a roundabout way of saying things idk if i want him to get with darling now or watch him run around in circles bc it's so funny he's a girlfailure (affectionate)

(i cant rlly think of a clever emoji so maybe this 🦇 but if it's not available then this 🍮 hehe)

my favorite sakamaki was reiji... i have bad taste.

i think he can sing!! and if he can't you just buy him singing lessons.

ajax is such a girlfail it switches between off-putting and charmingly pathetic

🦇 is taken so!! 🍮

[ashironie]

tmagp e11 spoilers

SALORS??????

OKOKOK IM LIKE HALFWAY THEOUGH BUT CELIA??? AND THEN ALICE BEING A GIRLFAIL ABOUT SAM <3 I HOPE HE DIES FIRST (half because Colin, everyone’s contender for first dead, is my friends favorite and half because THINK OF THE ANGST)

a first i was like “eye tattoos?” and had a distinct feeling of deja vu then heard about the ship and was like “Lukas?” then the mention of the horizon got me thinking of the vast

also i <3 Gordie:7

OHHHH WHAT ARE THE TATOOS? EVIL TATTOOS? RUNNING AWAY!!!

SNAKE TATTOOS???? INK 5OUL??? AHHHHH MY LITTLE INK 5OUL!!!! LOVE THEM

SALT AIR DOING WONDERS FOR YOUR MOOD???

HE SOUNDS CREEPY!!

JUST G? NOT GORDIE????

DAVIDS DEAD?

HES WITH THE SEA? THE DEEP WILL CARE FOR HIS BONES???

bro is funny

he’s my favorite case giver

pffff love him

NOT SOEELING MUCH???

NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE DEPTHS???

HE NEED TO KNOW WHATS IN THE WATER????

DARK/VAST FEAR? THE DEPTHS??

INK 5OUL????

HE SOUNDS AGRESSIVE???

AVATAR FIGHT?

THAT TO JUST fine

WTF???

NO LONGER IN SERVICE?????

god damn it sam

Yesssss Alice <3

GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD!!!!

GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHH DYHARD!!!

hang on?

AWWWWWWWWW

DYHARD DYHARD DYHARD DYHARD!!!!!!

IM SCREAMING!!!

IM AT SCHOOL LISTENING TO THIS!!!!

CELIA!!!!!

GWEN <3

AHHHHHHH

LOVE GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD!!!!

CELIAS A FUCKIN LIER!!!

AHHHHH FUCK YES!!!!!

AHHHHHHH

WERE TALKING ABOUT BONZO!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK HER UP GWEN!!!

YES IT WAS A TEST!!!!

AHHHHHH

WE GET MORE BONZO TIME!!!!

HIS TEETH ARE NOT SOFT!

GWEN I LOVE GWEN I LOVE GWEN

oh shut up lena

it’s only fun and funny when alice does it

[corgiplays]

I'll talk about Lenore's specter and my thoughts on the Deans in another post, but we got to talk about everyone's favorite girlfail, Ada.

Okay listen up kiddos because I love my messed up girly pop (Annabel is first but Ada's second)

-First things first Ada's backstory, now I'm not sure what story she is based off of, but it's definitely old west becoming new west times, Ada was probably some lower middle class woman who fell in love with a rich man. She thought it was love, but he most likely had a wife or a fiancé and when she found out she was pregnant (with his kid) she was probably overjoyed, and was quick to tell him. He told her to meet him somewhere in the woods to talk privately and ended up killing her. First going for her stomach (to kill the kid) and then dismembering Ada and leaving her remains in a marsh/bog

-Ada grabbed her abdomen instinctively once Prospero started to yell? degrade her? Which could be either since it was where she was hit first or because she's trying to protect a child that's not there?

-Also her torso is completely gone, only her bones and dirt with moss is left, and her legs seem to be fully dismembered while her arms are only from her shoulder and hands which I think is weird since normally you would dismember from the elbow and shoulder.

-My big question is how is one defined as being malevolent, neutral or benevolent? Because Ada doesn't seem like someone who's really out for someone? Like in her living time, unless she knew the rich man was married or engaged and she thought having his kid would change his mind (it clearly didn't)

-Also, Ada is like hella powerful, her power are probably correlated to how she died (which is a theory of mine that the powers their specters have is based on their death) so she was probably dismembered limb from limb, screaming while it happened before passing out and eventually died from blood loss. Because screaming and banshee's always mix and Ada was probably scared shitless while being killed.

-Also if Ada was pregnant when she died, what happened to the kid? She probably wasn't too far along, or she could have even lied about being pregnant, but is she didn't did the kid have a soul? Did they just not get picked for reincarnation because they hadn't lived?

Either way, I love my messed in the head girly pop. Not her taste in romantic partners, but it's okay (maybe). Ada has so much potential in a storytelling way, like I feel like if I took a bite out of her it would be spiky.

I think that once Ada realizes Montresor is just going to use her in the end she'll probably be the one to kill him (or maybe Duke or Pluto or anyone of the Misfits will)

Anyway the next post will probably be about the deans and Lenore. So stay tuned if you want and no spoilers please, it's hard enough to not spoil it for myself.

[mangora]

Emma (TD23) or Beth for the ask game, perhaps??

Emma (23):

Sexuality: Sapphic; I’m not sure if she’s a lesbian, bi, etc. but she definitely likes girls

Gender: I generally think of her as a cis girl (she/her) but I’ve also seen hc’s where she’s non-binary/a demigirl/etc. and uses she/they or she/bun, which is pretty fun

Ship: My favorite for her is definitely Zemma, but tbh I like her with a lot of characters; I could see her with Priya, MK, Julia, Caleb, Damien, Wayne, Axel, Nichelle, or Scary Girl tbh

BROTP: Her and Bowie had suchhh a fun friendship, I’m so sad they never reconciled. I also like her and Scary Girl as friends. And her and the Hockey Bros

NOTP: Don’t even think I need to say it but Chase, get a job stay away from her ‼️

Random Headcanon: She really loves musical theatre, she’s in her school’s theatre program and tries out for every musical despite how awful her singing is. Her favorite musical is Cats, but she likes pretty much everything that’s ever been on Broadway. Or anything that’s big on tumblr. I know she was so annoying when Hamilton came out and she watched those Heathers animatics every day in middle school

General Opinion: Emma’s so fun and also adorable, she’s just so silly. She’s such a girlfail and I want good things for her. However I’m kinda sad by how much she was sidelined in the show, I really wish we could’ve seen more of her ignoring or rejecting Chase in season two and becoming a stronger player, making friends and being more confident. If there’s a season three I hope she makes the merge

Beth

Sexuality: Pansexual

Gender: Definitely girl, not sure whether she’s trans or cis but she’s girl as hell

Ship: Beth and Lindsay are very cute but I also love Beth and Leshawna, as well as Beth and Courtney

BROTP: Her and Cody were such a fun duo, I miss them. I also think her and Harold or her and Noah would’ve been fun

NOTP: Her and Justin as a ship makes me kind of uncomfortable tbh

Random headcanon: She roleplayed Warrior Cats as a kid and bit the other children

General Opinion: Honestly I love Beth, everyone’s so mean to her and sure her writing could be a bit annoying at times (mainly when she was talking about Brady or fawning over the boys), but overall I loved how authentically herself she was in season two, and how she was mostly nice and helpful. Sure she had slip-ups and could be a bit uppity while looking down on people like Courtney or even Leshawna, but I think its because kindness is genuinely important to her and she gets upset when she or others aren’t kind. She was trying her hardest and I honestly think she deserved to win. You guys just hate to see an autistic girlboss succeed /hj

[musical-failgirl-fight]

MUSICAL FAILGIRL FIGHT BRACKET !!

hi its @riveracheron you all know the drill by now. murder time.

inspired by @the-joker-of-musicals and just the . act of putting tumblr tropes onto musical characters i decided i wanted to host a bracket for my personal favorite trope:

the failgirl/girlfail/girlfailure/pathetic woman, whatever u call it.

women who are just so messy and pathetic and maybe a little evil but kinda bad at it - yknow your. sasha waybrights and your toralei stripes and your helene bezukhovas

there are So many in musicals and so. they should kill eachother

aaaanyway. here are the rules:

- right now i am . going to accept only female characters - malefailures are their own trope and the flavor is much different than girlfails, at least to me. i’ll probably do a malefail bracket after, because musicals have a lot of those.

- because of the openness of the trope, i will also accept characters from other types of song-based medium, whether thats cabaret, song cycles, operas, musical movies, concept albums, etc. stuff like razia’s shadow, repo or even mechanisms albums are fine here! they’re not technically musicals but. idk the tropes a little niche and i want spots to fill. basically if it uses singing to tell a story, it works here.

- i will be selecting characters based on how much they embody the trope and number of submissions, not how much i like them. this isn’t a popularity contest, and id rather people vote based on their tropeyness and propaganda as well. also,

- i also have the right to refuse any submissions that i find in poor taste, which will not Exclude any musicals from general submissions but i will be screening all of the submissions.

- please. think about what you submit and the real world ramifications of it. i would not feel comfortable calling someone from say, Parade, a failure girl because of the subject material. i know a lot of musicals are dark and talk about real world situations and issues, but there’s a difference between the way history is portrayed in Six versus how it’s portrayed in the aforementioned Parade.

- as always there is room for propaganda! please tell me about why your blorbo should win. i’ll be looking into the ones i don’t know, but i would love to hear anything straight from the source.

Submissions will be open until Sunday, August 6th, 12:00 AM, EST.

[astrito]

Attack for @hawkfoolery of Scanlines!!! love her sm wahh Some thoughts under the cut!! :]

I love how this came out!!! It's on my top three favorite pieces I've made this year for sure If I remember correctly, I'm pretty sure I only used CSP for this one, it has been a while! I don't have any photos to share, but the first iteration of the piece wasn't a lot like the end result... KDKDKD ...Imagine a 1 point perspective hallway that has a CGI-like quality to it, with checkerboard textures. The lightning is dark, and the end of the hallway is pitch black. On the center of the image is Scanlines, with a blank expression, and balled fists. First-iteration Scanlines is also kicking your ass out. Sorry..... I couldn't make it look like how I wanted it to look, so I scrapped it completely except for the color palette I had for her, I still think it's really nice. Another thing about this, I really liked playing around with CSP tools, applying effects and filters... (for Scanlines I feel not putting an RGB filter is a crime, man!!!)

End, how to end... idk lol. ...I've got nothing more to say except I love this painting and I love Scanlines!!! having both #girlboss and #girlfail energy is incredible KDKDKDK /gen

[ultimateblue332]

Alright, lets start with something simple. She’s briefly mentioned in @beddhead-red’s talk about Juno, and his brainrotted ass(affectionate) can’t not talk about them, so I figured I’d provide some details on her!

First off, Celeste Majorelle was a character I made in an rp server with Red. The original server imploded a little, and the remake is currently dead in the water. Usually when I make characters, I either go for fucked up hobo man or girlboss. I occasionally flip flop but. Still. Celeste was kind of the exception, and her whole thing just kinda came to me.

In terms of personality, you know the yippe autism creature? Yeah? Exactly like that, just more of a girlfail. She isn’t very sharp, and pretty clumsy, but she makes up for it in sheer optimism and good vibes. At least, for the most part.

A bit of it is a masking technique to hide all the anxiety and terror of talking to people now, but she is just genuinely rather happy go lucky. She loves people but is scared of what’ll happen when they get too close.

Celeste’s backstory is kinda simple. I’m not extremely good with most backstories I craft, but I think I did hers justice. To provide quick setting context, eldritch god types and the occult exist in this world. Its funky like that. But its hidden and not easily seen.

Celeste was a high schooler who outright said “occult shit? Funny, but 100% fake.” Her friends tried to convince her over and over, but she just thought it was a constant recurring bit. Not something to think about.

One night, said friends decided to try and summon one of the aforementioned eldritch gods, this one being the god of darkness. They weren’t expecting much to come of it, they were just drunk teenagers who wanted to prove “oooo spooky!!!” They get all the supplies, draw the circle, light the candles, etc. And one of them suggests Celeste, who’s been amusedly watching, to try and do it. She laughs, but obliges.

“God of Darkness, please heed my call.” More collective giggles. And then, black slowly ebbed into the room, flickering candles, creating images on the walls, the whole 9 yards. Celeste, fairly intoxicated and already a little dull, thinks this is her friends taking the true piss out of the occult stuff. Her friends are shitting their pants.

The god asks what she wants. She considers, before off-handedly mentioning sunglasses. The god, above annoyance but not above pettiness for such disrespect in the form of this whole chicanery, silently curses the glasses. Asks what she wants next. Celeste giggles.

“Go at ‘em!”

The god obliged. After all, they already disrespected its craft, it felt no need to go easy. Celeste quickly realized this was not a joke.The group made it out, barely, and the cracks of their friendship with Celeste started there. I mean, she did just sic a god on them, makes sense.

School started back up, the kids bar Celeste injured and bandaged. Most didn’t believe the whole thing with the god, but an uninjured Celeste didn’t paint a pretty picture.

Kids are cruel, and rumors spread, morphing from the originals quickly. Her life got turned upside down rather fast, leaving her alone and friendless. She eventually graduated and moved on, but she hasn’t had anyone close since.

Angsty backstory out of the way, lets move onto fun stuff thats kinda happened after!

-The aforementioned sunglasses are cursed to always be on (excluding sleep) and are tinted dark, much darker than pretty much any. You know a room in with only moonlight coming in at midnight? It’s similar.

-Celeste first meets Juno at a train station, running into her. She finds the woman intimidating, but interesting. They meet again at one of Celeste’s favorite coffee shops, on complete accident. She spots her and decides to make conversation, finding her more interesting. This is where their friendship starts.

-over time they continue to run into each other, until they eventually just meet up to do so. Usually just a conversation, or for Celeste to bum a meal off the ‘detective’, but genuine.

-Whereas Juno is angst incarnate, Celeste is more lowkey, shown in moments of weakness or cryptic explanations for the weird whispers that come around her. They’re really good foils in alot of ways, and they mesh well because of it.

-Over time, even someone like Celeste can see both how their dynamic is changing, and how Juno actually cares for her. She can also feel how much she cares for the woman. And it scares her, just a little, so she doesn’t let it advance.

-At least till Juno experiences near death and Celeste kinda realizes “oh my god i need this grungy woman i cannot go without her.” They slowly start to break each others walls after that, working their way to something more.

-Nick is a friend of Juno’s. One who doesn’t really approve of Celeste going with them(because he and Juno are on a mindset of onward unto death and celeste is Not). Despite that, and her in general being close to Juno, she gets rather close to him too. Not in the same way, but they have more of an understanding. I feel like they’d play pranks on Juno or something.

-Celeste angst fun fact: she longs for people and socialization but suffers alot of fear from that event. She’s very push and pull in terms of friendships, and it takes a long time to even have her not feel bad for being around Juno. It’s fine tho, our favorite stinky hobo woman is just as anxiety filled about it all.

I would put more but this post is already HUGE and I’m not adding more rn. I will check when I’m more awake for grammatical stuff and general cleaup but im happy for now. Hopefully this doesnt make red brainrot more fingers crossed guys-

[fat-fem-and-asian]

Sarah Snook Filmography Review w/ Links

I love the range in Snook's stuff. She's done horror, comedy, romcoms, historical documentaries, and she's amazing in all of them. She's done a LOT of short films - seen, alice, nightingale floor, the poet and the plant. I enjoyed Alice a lot, it's adapted from a song (??) And just 8 minutes of snook frolicking in the woods. For her bigger work - Most of them are fairly accessible so deep diving her filmography was fun and easy. Anything ommited is either 1) I couldn't find a way to easily watch it 2) her role is so small it's not worth mentioning. ♡ - my personal favorites

All Saints - Snook's first tv appearance! She plays a young woman with appendicitis. stock standard medical procedural guest spot and it's on hulu.

Sisters of War - A historical biographical drama! she plays Lorna White, an Aussie nurse who survived being a POW in WWII. It's a well made tv movie and Snook gets to really show some range. You can watch on a few different websites, but I used Tubi.

Packed to the Rafters - TW for planned sexual assault. She's got a two episode guest spot on this Aussie sitcom as a college student who becomes involved in a sexual assault case. The assault is nongraphic, but I can't say she's given enough of a plotline to make it worth it.

Spirited - An Aussie comedy drama of this lady and a bunch of dead ghosts in a hotel? Snook joined in the 2nd season as a minor supporting character and she's only got a few scenes, but if you want to see her in a funky schoolgirl fit, it's on amazon for free.

Not Suitable for Children ♡ - A cute and raunchy Aussie romcom. She plays Stevie, the girl best friend turned serious love interest. Snook is adorable and does a great job with a kind of underwritten role. viewer discretion for nudity and sex - free on youtube :)

These Final Hours - Apocalypse drama. She's only in one scene and plays a lady high off her ass who's searching for her kid. if you wanna see her shake and shout then go for it! also on youtube.

Predestination ♡ - TW for nonconsensual medical procedure. I highly recommend! It's a loopy time travel movie set in the 1960s. Kinda. Spoilers - Snook plays Jane and John, a trans man who has an gender reassignment surgery after giving birth. Snook absolutely blew me away in this, the way she plays John and his transition is just stunning. Is it good trans rep? Not really, but I'm not expecting it either from a 2014 sci fi flick. I watched on this website, please don't get a virus.

Jessabelle - Snook received her SAG card for this movie! She's got the lead role as Jessie, a woman who moves back in with her father in Louisiana after a car accident. Horror movie and I think intended to be a more thoughtful exploration of white violence, but it really comes off as offensive in its use of black spirituality, especially with a primarily white cast. Snook has some great scenes though and the location is gorgeous -- also she had a very funny interview where she thought she tanked the film by doing a North Carolina accent instead of Louisianian. Free on Tubi

Holding the Man - Very cute gay film about AIDS. She plays a best friend and is only in the first few scenes and the last few, if I remember right. No memory of how I watched it.

The Secret River ♡ - TW for graphic violence. Miniseries (only about 2 hours total) about Australian colonialism. It's well made and Snook is great as Sal, one of the colonizers who's moved to Australia from the UK with her family. She's got great chemistry with Oliver Jackson-Cohen and overall just a nice miniseries that's also free on iview :)

Steve Jobs - Snook's only in a handful of scenes and it's mainly her running around and talking into a headset! Good movie though! Also no memory of how I watched it

The Dressmaker - Weird Aussie film with Kate Winslet and gorgeous dresses. Snook has a supporting role as Gertrude, the ugly duckling of the town who gets a makeover into a swan :) She's a mean girlfail in this and I did seriously laugh at a scene where she just falls SO hard on her ass. There was brief weird orientalism in this, but otherwise a solid movie. On Amazon Prime.

Oddball - Aussie feelgood children's movie! She's a conservationist park ranger mom to a precocious little girl who just wants to save the penguins. It's a kids movie, so super simple, but Snook is solid and if I was an aussie kid I would have formed a deep deep crush on her. Free on Tubi! The Beautiful Lie - Okay. I'll be honest and say I skimmed this at 3am weeks ago, so I don't remember it well. It's a miniseries loosely adaptated from Anna Karenina and a pretty slow drama. Snook is Anna, a rich tennis player who struggles with infidelity - so like. Shiv 0.5. I wouldn't personally recommend it, but if you wanna see Snook in some cute silk shirts, go for it. Posted on Dailymotion.

Black Mirror - Snook has a minor role in the episode Men Against Fire. It's fine? I seriously don't know what to say -- she plays a squadron leader and dies halfway in. On Netflix. Discretion advised for violence!

The Glass Castle - Drama movie w/ Brie Larson! Snook plays the adult version of the oldest daughter of an abusive family. Honestly, she doesn't have much to do in it, but she does wear cute glasses and frankly looks gay. to me. On Netflix.

Winchester - Another horror, this time w/ Helen Mirren who REQUESTED! that Snook be in the film or she wouldn't do it. Icon! She's only in a handful of scenes and most of them are her running after her creepy little son, but I would personally watch it just for a green dress she wears. Other than that a fairly boring movie that's pretty to look at. Free on Tubi.

Brother's Nest - She's in the last five minutes as this poor lady who just wants to buy a horse. Could not tell you anything more because I skimmed it. Tubi link! Warning for graphic violence, but not in Snook's scene.

American Pickle - She's just in the first scene as Seth Rogen's wife! Would watch again to see her knaw into a picked herring <3 No memory of how I accessed it sadly

Pieces of a Woman - TW for graphic depiction of birth that ends in a stillborn. Snook has a supporting role as a lawyer who hooks up with Shia Lebouf. I don't know if I have much to say about this movie outside of it's really intense and jarring birth scene in the beginning. Snook is cute as always? On Netflix.

Koala Man - I refuse to watch this I'm sorry. Msg me if I should but I cannot do it w/ another adult animation in that art style.

Run Rabbit Run - TW for physical/mental child abuse. She's the lead in a psychological horror as a mother grieving the loss of her father. There's a creepy little kid, a creepy bunny, and some stunning shots of the Aussie outback. Is it a good horror film? Not really, it's repetitive and slow with little to no emotional stakes. Is Snook good in it? Yes. She swings wildly from emotion to emotion in this and truly sells that she is losing her mind. She's also got some sweet moments with her on-screen daughter. Honestly though, I just wished I was just watching Babadook instead. On Netflix :)

Succession ♡ - Pop over to my huge shiv roy tag to know my thoughts on that show. Maybe the best performance of the decade for one of the best characters on TV. On HBO lol

Beanie Bubble - Snook was great as Sheila, a mother of 2 kids and Zach Galifianakis' wife in weird drama comedy. Again, can't say she's given the best material to work with here, but Snook still manages to elevate her character as sweet, protective, and loving. Plus she gets to wear some really pretty dresses in this and also punch a man. The justice we deserve. On Apple Tv but sadly the website I watched it on is gone.

Woof that was long! Feel free to msg me if you watch any of these! I love snook talking and I hope this guide was helpful to you. I also really recommend @/bestofsnook on twitter, they've got some great guides :)

[jkapocalypse]

Heyyyy!!! :DDD Itssss Intro Post time!!!

Uhhh I’m JKA/JK (or Kai works too!) :) I use any pronouns, though would probs prefer He/They B) and am Pan! Uhh I’ll mainly be being stupid or posting art or uh things like that 👍👍

(FYI: I *am* a minor, I am under 18+!!!)

Here are some things I’m into + Other Info under cut (Will change <3)

Cookie Run (Kingdoms)

Vocaloid/PJSK

Omori

The Magnus Archives

Art

DELTARUNE/UNDERTALE my beloved <3

Uhhhhhh

Hermitcraft is cool 👍

Genloss

Anndddd uhhh

That’s about all I can think of right now!

Nvm just finished HfjOne and that’s pretty good

Adding more (2) things I forogr

Saiki K is really good :))

And so is Toilet-Bound (or Jibaku Shounen) Hanako kun

fuckin Murder Drones is so good like holy hell

I should probably add Camp Camp

And also Gravity Falls lol! (Sighing and changing this to red bc of the new book reawakening the gravity falls in me)

FAKE-TYPE FAKE-TYPE FA- (Tophamhat-kyo)

Bungo Stray Dogs :)👍

OMG I JUST BEAT ONESHOT OMG THAT GAMES SO GOOD HOLY HELL PLAY IT (The Solstice ending tho- 😭😭😭)

Adding Homestuck to the list now…shucks buster:/

Also The Interpretation of Shadows! It’s a really good web comic (and I love the creator)

How???? The hell???? Is Percy Jackson not on here??????? What am I doing??????

Trials of Apollo, I love my girlfail son Apollo<3

I guess not really a fandom but Showchoir stuff is super cool! Idk how many people know what that is but it’s one of my favorite things I do!

Foaming at the mouth rn over En Abime

Adding AVM/AVA (I love my sillies)

Also realizing I don't have WTNV

And I guess CHNT (though i'm not too far into it)

ALSO JRWI RIPTIDE!!!!! THE GOOFS!!!!!

twomp (they are sooooo sillyyyyy Plargos my beloved <3)

Underwood Office/Charlie in Underworld (holy shit I love these games pleasee i need to know more people who do too i'm desperate/lhj)

CATCH ME ON THAT PERSONA 5 DIRFT B)

Persona 3

Ranfren

FNAF

Sanders Sides

Danny Phantom

Enstars

JWRI Wonderlust my beloved

Smiling Friends (Blaming Alex for this /silly)

Spooky Month (and Sr Pelo in gen)

((Red = Really into atm/Blue = into/like))

Side Blogs!

I don’t really have many side blogs, other than @vocaloid-homestuck-au, which is what the blogs name suggests it is!

(also fuck idk haven't touched it in a hot minute 💔💔💔)

Friend Codes!

Here is my SEKAI (Global server) friend ID if you wanna be bros over there too!!

ID: 162305238240342022

Idk if anyone who sees this plays D4DJ, but here's my code for that as well! (On the Aoi RONDO Grind)

ID: wB1PGwFP

If you are homophobic/Transphobic, problematic, or stuff along that line, please DNI (And I will block you if I feel uncomfortable) and if not, Let Go!! :D

[spaghettigod69]

Talking about my favorite goober

I think that she’s my favorite girlfail (even more than Pomni)

It might just be me but I see her as the type of girl to watch a lot of true crime and post whispers on Pinterest and probably uses Tiktok too much. She probably loves Taylor swift too

[jaguarys]

Seeing as you post a lot about les légendaires (thank you for that) I NEED to know your thoughts about Jadina x Shimy

Thank you for asking!!!

Ok so. Rereading the series, I've been shocked how much I've really been enjoying their dynamic. I'd mostly just remembered their bickering and I was fully prepared to be annoyed by it, yaknow?

I've really really loved them though!! Despite the fact that they do indeed tease one another, it's way sweeter than I remembered and it's clear they just care about each other so much. Their convos have actually been some of my favorites. Very "only I can make fun of you" energy.

As far as a romance between them, I'm pretty neutral! I am, unfortunately, irrevocably obsessed with Danaël and Jadina’s relationship, so there’s not too much space in my brain for anything else honestly.

… Do I think they’ve kissed at LEAST once though? Yes absolutely. I totally feel like Jadina could've had a massive crush on Shimy when the latter first joined the group, too.

They'd definitely have a great dynamic as a couple, I think. However, I've not sure if they'd cancel out each other's girlfailness or just heighten it. Not that that's a negative, of course