#my favorite dumbass

[420sadnoodles]

Bertie has one singular expression and it's this

Bwuh??? You don't like trumpet??

Huh?????

[tfwstherapist]

idiot

(I love him)

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Crowley: Gender? What are we in Soviet Russia??

[snakesandferns]

My brain has been stolen by robots from outer space. Send help

[pinkgrapefloyd]

saw this compilation of funny grindr messages and this idea just popped into my head

[ultimateblue332]

Alright, lets start with something simple. She’s briefly mentioned in @beddhead-red’s talk about Juno, and his brainrotted ass(affectionate) can’t not talk about them, so I figured I’d provide some details on her!

First off, Celeste Majorelle was a character I made in an rp server with Red. The original server imploded a little, and the remake is currently dead in the water. Usually when I make characters, I either go for fucked up hobo man or girlboss. I occasionally flip flop but. Still. Celeste was kind of the exception, and her whole thing just kinda came to me.

In terms of personality, you know the yippe autism creature? Yeah? Exactly like that, just more of a girlfail. She isn’t very sharp, and pretty clumsy, but she makes up for it in sheer optimism and good vibes. At least, for the most part.

A bit of it is a masking technique to hide all the anxiety and terror of talking to people now, but she is just genuinely rather happy go lucky. She loves people but is scared of what’ll happen when they get too close.

Celeste’s backstory is kinda simple. I’m not extremely good with most backstories I craft, but I think I did hers justice. To provide quick setting context, eldritch god types and the occult exist in this world. Its funky like that. But its hidden and not easily seen.

Celeste was a high schooler who outright said “occult shit? Funny, but 100% fake.” Her friends tried to convince her over and over, but she just thought it was a constant recurring bit. Not something to think about.

One night, said friends decided to try and summon one of the aforementioned eldritch gods, this one being the god of darkness. They weren’t expecting much to come of it, they were just drunk teenagers who wanted to prove “oooo spooky!!!” They get all the supplies, draw the circle, light the candles, etc. And one of them suggests Celeste, who’s been amusedly watching, to try and do it. She laughs, but obliges.

“God of Darkness, please heed my call.” More collective giggles. And then, black slowly ebbed into the room, flickering candles, creating images on the walls, the whole 9 yards. Celeste, fairly intoxicated and already a little dull, thinks this is her friends taking the true piss out of the occult stuff. Her friends are shitting their pants.

The god asks what she wants. She considers, before off-handedly mentioning sunglasses. The god, above annoyance but not above pettiness for such disrespect in the form of this whole chicanery, silently curses the glasses. Asks what she wants next. Celeste giggles.

“Go at ‘em!”

The god obliged. After all, they already disrespected its craft, it felt no need to go easy. Celeste quickly realized this was not a joke.The group made it out, barely, and the cracks of their friendship with Celeste started there. I mean, she did just sic a god on them, makes sense.

School started back up, the kids bar Celeste injured and bandaged. Most didn’t believe the whole thing with the god, but an uninjured Celeste didn’t paint a pretty picture.

Kids are cruel, and rumors spread, morphing from the originals quickly. Her life got turned upside down rather fast, leaving her alone and friendless. She eventually graduated and moved on, but she hasn’t had anyone close since.

Angsty backstory out of the way, lets move onto fun stuff thats kinda happened after!

-The aforementioned sunglasses are cursed to always be on (excluding sleep) and are tinted dark, much darker than pretty much any. You know a room in with only moonlight coming in at midnight? It’s similar.

-Celeste first meets Juno at a train station, running into her. She finds the woman intimidating, but interesting. They meet again at one of Celeste’s favorite coffee shops, on complete accident. She spots her and decides to make conversation, finding her more interesting. This is where their friendship starts.

-over time they continue to run into each other, until they eventually just meet up to do so. Usually just a conversation, or for Celeste to bum a meal off the ‘detective’, but genuine.

-Whereas Juno is angst incarnate, Celeste is more lowkey, shown in moments of weakness or cryptic explanations for the weird whispers that come around her. They’re really good foils in alot of ways, and they mesh well because of it.

-Over time, even someone like Celeste can see both how their dynamic is changing, and how Juno actually cares for her. She can also feel how much she cares for the woman. And it scares her, just a little, so she doesn’t let it advance.

-At least till Juno experiences near death and Celeste kinda realizes “oh my god i need this grungy woman i cannot go without her.” They slowly start to break each others walls after that, working their way to something more.

-Nick is a friend of Juno’s. One who doesn’t really approve of Celeste going with them(because he and Juno are on a mindset of onward unto death and celeste is Not). Despite that, and her in general being close to Juno, she gets rather close to him too. Not in the same way, but they have more of an understanding. I feel like they’d play pranks on Juno or something.

-Celeste angst fun fact: she longs for people and socialization but suffers alot of fear from that event. She’s very push and pull in terms of friendships, and it takes a long time to even have her not feel bad for being around Juno. It’s fine tho, our favorite stinky hobo woman is just as anxiety filled about it all.

I would put more but this post is already HUGE and I’m not adding more rn. I will check when I’m more awake for grammatical stuff and general cleaup but im happy for now. Hopefully this doesnt make red brainrot more fingers crossed guys-

[separatist-apologist]

Anakin for the ask game 👀

Oh Anakin

[justapersonsplaylists]

Stiles Stilinski’s Playlist #3

You know this adorable little psychopath numbers his playlists instead of actually labeling them with descriptions or explanatory titles. And we love him for it anyways.

*This was actually the first playlist I ever published but it just didn’t seem like #1 material

Song 1: Tongue Tied by Grouplove

Song 2: Someone To You by BANNERS

Song 3: these are my friends by lovelytheband

Song 4: Electric Love by BORNS

Song 5: Candy by Robbie Williams

Song 6: Could’ve Been Me by The Struts

Song 7: Werewolf by Quinn XCII feat. Yoshi

Song 8: The Kids Aren’t Alright by Fall Out Boy

Song 9: Pictures of Girls by Wallows

Song 10: Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

[knifepervert]

ELPPPPPPPPP

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower

[washerpizza]

Why would lesso fit so good as the little devil on Spamton's shoulder?

So I was editing a fanfic and I needed to chose a head image

I missclicked and...

Why does this feel like something Lesslo would say hold up. (Yes that's the name of the chapter I'm weird the chapter's very weird)

Anyway this is another reaction image from TR than I have now >:3

Mf is so nonchalant how does he do that.

What's his secret

(it's obvious I'm part of the Lesslo Fanclub)

HOW IS THIS MF SO NONCHALANT

Maybe it's maybelline

Idk, he's just the kind of person who thrives on other people's misery. But in turn he gets incredibly jealous and petty when others have it better than him. He is a toxic person.

[sunnythedawg]

Happy halloween!!!

[halestrom]

part 1 of my favorite top gun maverick quotes series

[myosotis-prince]

took me a little too long to edit this

(also i rlly struggled with the top 2 spots dont bully my choices)

From twt today

😄😄😄😄

In other news, I found a chart and it reminded me so hard of Roman lol

He is, a himbo I mean

And I adore him 🥹♥️🤍

(Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that he’s ‘stupid’ like the chart says. It’s more that he’s ’join me, no thinking’ 😄)