#think its cool!! seen a lotta nice fan art for it and i think the two prbly had moments of tenderness

[peonycats]

I’m probably risking something with this ask, but I can’t help but wonder. What do you think of the ship ideas of Rome X Persia and Ancient Greece X Ancient Egypt?

[mikumutual]

answers aa themed questions nobody asked because i’m cool and sexy

also i havent played the 5th or 6th games so

YOUR FAVOURITE…? 1. Favourite Ace Attorney game? honestly? phoenix wright ace attorney! everything’s fresh, there aren’t many weak characters, and the plot is remarkable (especially the fifth case). the whole trilogy is really good as one unit though 2. Favourite case? 1-4, 1-5, 2-4, and 3-5 are tied lol, i can’t make a decision to save my life. 2-1 is really really funny tho 3. Favourite defendant? as a defendant, lana skye. as a person, edgeworth 4. Favourite prosecutor? as a prosecutor, franziska von karma. as a person, edgeworth 5. Favourite ship? wrightworth obviously... ive probably put more thought into them over the last 3 years than any other ship 6. Favourite victim? probably mia fey or gregory edgeworth... but for non-relevant victims, neil marshall :( 7. Favourite murderer? shelly de killer, i LOVE that guy. but dee vasquez was very cool as well 8. Favourite assistant? maya fey!!!!!!!!!! but i like kay faraday a lot too (im so sorry ema) 9. Favourite witness? adrian andrews... or maybe iris? i mean i didn’t like iris but god what a person 10. Favourite quote? “It doesn't matter how many underhanded tricks a person uses... The truth will always find a way to make itself known. The only thing we can do is to fight with the knowledge we hold and everything we have. Erasing the paradoxes one by one... It's never easy... We claw and scratch for every inch. But we will always eventually reach that one single truth. This I promise you.” - Miles Edgeworth i made this one of my senior quotes :]

YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE…? 11. Least favourite Ace Attorney game? uh fucking apollo justice. literally what the hell was that 12. Least favourite case? turnabout visitor wasn’t very strong? i guess it’s fine as an intro, but it’s also wonky with the timeline of aai 13. Least favourite defendant? max galactica. he’s better in the anime though 14. Least favourite prosecutor? manfred von karma, obviously. i like every other prosecutor (who i know of) though, even winston payne is pretty funny in hindsight 15. Least favourite ship? “miles edgeworth/female oc”. there are a lot of bad ships though, mostly involving phoenix & his assistants. dont do that please 16. Least favourite victim? zak gramarye for kickstarting that shitty, shitty game 17. Least favourite murderer? again mvk... but also fucking frank sahwit LMAO 18. Least favourite assistant? i guess trucy 19. Least favourite witness? fuck everyone from turnabout big top unless it was the anime episode 20. Least favourite memory of Ace Attorney? repeatedly trying and failing to download the emulator for aai2 hbjsjhdb i eventually got it but someone had to send me the download fully pre-patched and i felt kinda useless DO YOU PREFER…? 21. Phoenix Wright or Apollo Justice? phoenix wright. fuck that “GOTCHA!” mechanic jesus christ 22. Maya Fey or Trucy Wright? maya fey. nothing personal against trucy but i just dont like aj hbjsdjhsdb also maya is really sweet and fun and she has the best sprites. she seems like she’d be a good friend, it’s too bad that she doesn’t have the time for them as a spirit medium and all :( if maya ema and kay got to hang out together itd be wild 23. Investigations or trials? trials are easier in my opinion because investigations have several things you could be doing without such a linear style, so if you miss something, you won’t really know until you wander around forever 24. College Phoenix or Hobo Phoenix? college feenie!!!!! he’s like trilogy feenie but more emotional and less witty. i like to pretend that hobo phoenix doesnt exist 25. Klavier Gavin or Kristoph Gavin? who would say kristoph 26. Ace Attorney or Ace Attorney Investigations? ace attorney but only because phoenix is in it lmao. im actually rewatching a playthrough of aai now, and playing aai2 at the same time, so while it is on the mind, i feel like the cases characters and mechanics - while loved - don’t hold up to the OGs 27. Apollo’s perceive, Phoenix’s magatama, or Athena’s Mood Matrix? i actually kinda like the mood matrix more than anything because it has a really good UI and the magatama is kinda grating. but FUCK the gotcha mechanic it is SO FUCKING STUPID and IMPOSSIBLE TO USE.  where is logic chess 28. Ace Attorney trilogy or Apollo Justice and Dual Destinies? you already know my answer to this one 29. 3D models or sprites? i do like the 3d models a lot but i like the original sprites more! imo original pixel sprites > 3D models > HD sprites. mostly bc the hd sprites are garbage (see here, here, and here) 30. Ema Skye as she is in Rise from the Ashes or Ema Skye as she is in Apollo Justice? rfta !!!!!! shes actually really nice as an assistant, esp considering the fact that we actually see her interact with her sister, which is something maya didn’t have very often. also her random appearance in aai was well appreciated by me

MISCELLANEOUS 31. Did you like what they did to Phoenix in Apollo Justice?

NO I AM SO FUCKING MAD WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO HIM ISN’T HE A LAWYER WHY COULD HE NOT JUST DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THE FACT THAT HE “FORGED EVIDENCE” IT WASN’T EVEN HIS IN THE FIRST PLACE SOMEBODY ELSE FORGED IT AND HE DIDN’T KNOW THAT, MANFRED VON KARMA GOT AWAY WITH A FUCKLOAD OF NONSENSE AND SO DOES EVERY OTHER LAWYER SO WHY IS IT THAT PHOENIX CAN SURVIVE EATING A POISONED GLASS NECKLACE AND GETTING HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND FALLING FROM A BURNING BRIDGE INTO A RUSHING RAVINE AND BEING HIT BY A CAR BUT HE CAN’T FUCKING DEFEND HIMSELF LIKE HE DOES IN EVERY OTHER CASE BECAUSE THAT’S THE POINT OF THE GAME AND ALSO HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER

32. Your opinion on Dai Gyakuten Saiban? haven’t played it! it looks pretty cool though

33. Do you think Dai Gyakuten Saiban and/or Miles Edgeworth Investigations 2 will get localised to the West? doubt it, since the creators have said that it won’t be. but the fan translations are pretty good, so i think it’s okay

34. Do you think Miles Edgeworth should get another Investigation-game or do you think another character deserves a spin-off? i mean he already has two, so i guess he doesn’t need another? like i love edgeworth but he’s not as fun without phoenix around. ngl i would play a franziska game. or a maya game, or any spinoff revolving around a side character. hell i’d play hotti game if it meant it took place in the trilogy era

35. Opinion on the soundtrack of the Ace Attorney-franchise? REALLY good. really really good. i love how each game of the trilogy has different composers but each track has the same theme and feel!!!

36. Do you like where the franchise is heading or did you prefer the atmosphere in the original trilogy? seriously absolutely completely prefer the trilogy. i’m sorry but the rush of youth and trust is way, way more enjoyable than whatever “i’m 35 and therefore middle aged” nonsense is happening in the 2020s

37. Capcom suddenly announces that Phoenix will no longer appear in the Ace Attorney franchise! Your reaction? He’s been replaced by Penny Nichols. Fuck you.

38. Capcom suddenly announces that the Ace Attorney franchise has ended for good! Your reaction? it was me i ended it

39. Would you like there to be another Ace Attorney/Professor Layton crossover game? i didnt play it but i really like the idea!!!!!! aa crossover games are really funny to me, i mean have you seen edgeworth in project x zone 2, lmao

40. Would you like an Ace Attorney anime? we have one now! honestly i don’t think it did a very good job of representing the cases, but it did do a good character remix of turnabout big top so that they’re not creepy anymore. they also did a really good job with the anime-specific cases, like the one on the train! it feels a lot better paced when it’s intended for that medium rather than just adapted.  also the childhood episodes made me cry

41. Opinion on anime cutscenes in Ace Attorney? like in 5 and 6? mm, the art style is kinda weird, and i don’t really like the voices, but i guess not everything can be pachinko and prozd

42. Would you want to play an Ace Attorney game where you take on the prosecutor’s role? YEAH ACTUALLY!!!!!! it might be kinda weird being on the right side of the screen though lmao

43. Do you like having DLC in Ace Attorney-games? uhhh i hate having to buy extra things, but i’ll admit that they are pretty funny

44. Opinion on Lamiroir’s storyline? i only played aj so if shes in other games idk but i thought she was fine

45. One thing you think the Ace Attorney games can improve on? stop having creepy characters please. also jesus christ if phoenix and edgeworth arent wearing rings in aa7 i will become the ceo of capcom myself

46. Capcom suddenly announces an Ace Attorney movie! Would you like it to be based on an already existing case or would you like an all new storyline? i mean the musical did a pretty good job of adapting existing cases, so it might as well be new. it would be kinda hard to balance the games’ timeline & character development without being repetitive or an au

47. Capcom suddenly announces an Ace Attorney movie! Would you prefer it being live-action, 3D animated or 2D animated? stylized 2D animation, probably? i would want it to feel more like into the spiderverse than an anime, though. in my dream ace attorney movie, they’d just need a high art budget, several plausible deniability wrightworth scenes, and prozd to voice edgeworth

48. If there could be an Ace Attorney crossover with whatever franchise you’d like, which one would you choose? (Does not need to be a video-game franchise) your turn to die is probably closest in characterization, although its premise is more “locked in a room” than the open-world investigation of aa

49. Opinion on recurring witnesses? (Wendy Oldbag, Lotta Hart, Larry Butz, etc.) honestly, i like them a lot! i don’t know why people hate them so much - i mean, i know lotta lied, and wendy is a horrible old flirt, and larry just kinda sucks all around. but they’re also pretty funny to have around! larry is a constant comic relief who reminds you how much better nick & edgey are in comparison, lotta is likeable as a general character (like in 2-4, although yeah, not remarkable), and wendy oldbag is really funny. she’s so fucking funny. none of you appreciate wendy oldbag’s quirks and you are SLEEPING ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

50. Do you think Dual Destinies deserved its M-rating? no idea, holy shit, it got an m-rating? i mean every game before it has had blood violence and very mild swearing, and since DD probably doesnt have anything too sexually risqué, i doubt it deserves a rating any harsher than the rest of the series

okay thanks thats all

[skeletorific]

Ko-fi and Kisses Matchup   Drabble: Something’s Brewing: UT!Sans/Fem!Reader

Back to the street where we began

Feeling as good as lovers can

You know

Yeah we’re feeling so good...

The end of Jen’s pencil bobbed a little bit to the piano chords ringing out of her headphones. The music drowned out the noise of the cafe that surrounded her table.

She’d been coming here for a few weeks now after getting hooked on their hot chocolate. Normally she wasn’t much for coffee but her friend had recommended this place to her. To her surprise, their non-coffee menu was surprisingly extensive and their pastries were better than the usual dry biscotti-and-maybe-a-bagel affair of most places. The staff was friendly, but not overly so, leaving her in peace to doodle or work on her laptop. She found herself spending at least a couple hours there a week.  Which was odd, normally she hated being in public when she didn’t have to be. But the cafe was....peaceful.

Which is why the sudden tap on her shoulder felt so jolting.

She instinctively gripped her headphones and whirled to tell off whoever had felt bold enough to intrude on someone innocently minding their own business, only to nearly get a faceful of her drink. The skeleton monster holding it backed off a few paces, holding up his hands apologetically. “Whoa, whoa, easy kid.”

It took you a second to process what she was seeing before she relaxed. “I’m so sorry, i-”

He shook his head, grinning faintly as he set the cup down. “Didn’t mean to startle ya, just finished your drink. Don’t think you could hear me calling your name, so I thought a little hand delivery might be nice. Probably coulda thought that one through.”

She sighed, pulling out one headphone. Should’ve done that in the first place, she tended to zone out, and the music certainly didn’t help. “Thank you...” She didn’t know the names of all the staff yet and were forced to check the nametag, pinned carelessly onto the blue sweatshirt he wore. “Sans”

“Don’t mention it. Least I can do for the new regular.”

she smiled, taking a sip of her hot chocolate. “Guess that’s what I am now, huh.”

“No bones about it.”

She nearly snorted out her cocoa in surprise, which made a grin spread over the shorter skeleton’s face.

“U-um” She said, cheeks bright red as she tried to subtly wipe her face. “Yup! No bones!”

“you doin alright there?” His grin only widened at her efforts to save face.

She chuckled again, finally getting the last of it off with a napkin. “Fine, except for my pride. You caught me. I’m a closet pun lover.”

“Good to know I'm not the only one around here.”

She turned to look at him. “I don’t think I’ve seen you here before.”

“been taking a few days off. Between you and me, this job can be a latte”

She snorted again but wisely kept her face out of the coffee.

“but I’ve seen you a couple times. Back when you first started coming. Jen, right?”

“Um..yes.”

“Yeah, thought so. My bro’s here most mornings, he mentioned you.”

“All good things, I hope?” She said, slightly flustered at the thought of being noticed and discussed.

“He and the boss are slightly concerned you’re gonna be opening up an art studio or a therapist’s office in this corner, but other than that, he’s a fan.”

“Oh, gosh, am I really here that much?”

He waved off the concern. “Nah. my bro’s just a chronic spy and likes to get familiar with the customers. Somethin about better service. Edge is just nosey.”

“Well....art studio might not be far off.” She said, glancing at the doodles in her sketchbooks.

Sans glanced at them. “They’re good.”

“Uh...thanks” she said, shifting her arm a bit to cover them. Shyness, modesty, who knew. She tried to laugh it off “Anime eyes, really breaking new artistic ground there.”

“You seen my handwriting? I’m impressed by anyone who can manage to draw a straight line.”

She couldn’t help a shy grin. “But, uh....therapist’s office?”

“He said ya usually have a friend with you or are calling someone and you get them venting about their life problems. Talk em through it.”

“Oh, well that’s-” She flushed. “That’s nothing”

“I think its cool.” He said, leaning slightly against the wall and grinning. “Cool thing to do for someone.”

“....oh.”

He was kinda cute....Mind racing she scrambled for a joke. “Well, what can I say....I like it when someone feels comfortable enough to....espresso their feelings”

Silence. And then....he burst out laughing.

It was a good laugh.

Jen wasn’t much for idle chatter. In general, she preferred the quiet. But...something about this cornball of a skeleton just made things feel easy. He was funny, charming even, in a sort of laid-back way. They traded jokes, swapped anecdotes from work. Somehow he even got her talking a bit about her personal like (although he seemed reticent to open up himself). Jen was used to being the one who listened to other people, who tried to help others. And while she didn’t resent that....it was kinda nice being on the receiving end of attention, for once.

Before she knew it, nearly two hours had passed. He was seated across from her

“...so long story short the kitchen is on fire-”

“How did he manage that with pasta?!”

“Million dollar question. Anyways-”

“yo, shithead.” The grouchy voice came from behind them, making her turn her head. Another skeleton, similar to Sans but with sharper teeth and a black jacket, was scowling at her conversation partner over her head.

“hello to you too, red” Sans said. Clearly a bit irritated.

“here to swap you out. Definitely seems like you’re hard at work.” He said, pointedly glancing at her.

“...right. Uh....yeah.” He took his apron off at chucked it at him. Red grumbled and went behind the counter.

“Man, what time is it...” She checked her phone and her eyes widened. “....shit, I should go.” Much as she was enjoying herself, she’d been here much longer than she intended to and she still had things to do at home.”

Sans sighed. “Yeah. me too. Lotta napping to do at home.” He got to his feet. “See you around though?”

Was she wrong for assuming he sounded...hopeful? She tried to shoo the thought away but there was a slight race in her pulse.

“Well, if you can put up with my motormouth for that long, sure, I’ll come back.”

“I think you’ll find I can take quite a bit.” He winked, and she felt her face coloring again. Curse her uncontrollable expressiveness. “Tomorrow?”

“....yeah. Sure.” she smiled. “But next time, I ask the questions.”

“Its a date then,��� He said, strolling away.

....date?!

“...hey!” she called out, stopping him just before he opened the door. He glanced back at her.

“...how does the barista hit on the customer?”

His eyelights brightened fractionally. “How?”

“I’ve been thinking about you a latte.”

He laughed, opening the door and waving goodbye. “See you tomorrow, sweetheart.”