#things mitch say

[randomsufff]

I’m cooking so hard- these aren’t even all the doodles I wanted to draw of these little guys lol

First two doodles are inspired by other posts- the sunflower image is from this post by leeyzart - though they did a more wholesome comic with it 💀 and the Umbrella Academy car meme was inspired by this post by saprozoicworm - the doodle on the bottom left reminded me of it, though idk if that was an intentional reference

The Creek comic is inspired by my head canon that Tweek wears, like, combat or just heavy duty snow boots and Craig wears Converse. Probably a widespread fan canon, but as a girlie who has always worn converse, even to her restaurant job which I don’t recommend, I have almost slip or actually slipped so many times, and I wanted to draw Craig going through that lmao

Second comic is a thought I had when playing TFBW cause there’s this one cutscene, after you defeat Professor Chaos on the roof of the U-Store-It, where Stan does his thing where he flies up using his tape measure or whatever, but WE’RE ON THE ROOF??? WHAT ARE YOU HOOKING ONTO?????? And I thought it was a funny visual if Jesus just was picking his up, cause how else would you explain that (I guess it could be like ~imagination~ but that’s not as funny

[swampthingking]

andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

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Mitch Blue Room | 03.13.24

[geuretea]

WE'RE ARRIVING!!! 😱

[travisdermotts]

at this point I genuinely hope mitch gets traded to a west coast team and has a fulfilling life and career. and I hope that career leads him to the scf where he meets the leafs, who finally clawed their way to the end, and I hope he nets the cup winning goal that crushes the hopes and dreams of this miserable, miserable fanbase

[the-forgotten-son-of-aphrodite]

Mitchell, if I was a cat

I would spend all 8 lives with you

@the-forgotten-apollo-kid

Lee. This isn't funny. I'm leaving.

[tinaxpow]

[astramachina]

..... do not judge a man in search of some mature doctoral dick to wed, okay? sheesh

[eyes-above--the-waves]

This panel talking about how Samsonov couldn't do anything right in the beginning of the season and was basically blasted and written off by everyone...yeah, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE MEDIA ISN'T ALWAYS THAT NICE TO PLAYERS!

(I could SWEAR someone just said the same thing the other day and got an entire butthurt article written about him, but wtf do I know?)

[sarcasmchandlerbing]

Some Leafs players collages

[lucius-the-sinful]

gay tieflings for ockiss week

[sergeifyodorov]

Hey, it’s your college hockey anon again. Totally agree on the “doesn’t care” discourse being STUPID. I also saw someone after the lines switched saying that Mitch is too selfish?? Like in his playing. It said he tries to shoot too much. I’m not convinced that person has ever watched a Leafs game. That is the exact opposite of the actual problem. There’s like a stupid echo chamber where they just make up a narrative that is in no way supported by anything. Or when they say the team doesn’t like him. Have they heard any member of that team talk about him??

Anyway, my main point is that when I first got into cheering for the Leafs, I was looking through the NHL leaderboards and was shocked to see Mitch on several of them. The way people talk about him, you’d think he’s the worst on the team. And he’s third on the team for goals and points and second for assists. I’ll freely admit he’s having an off year so far! I’m not denying that. But if his version of a dry streak is being near the top of the entire NHL in multiple categories, that’s not a guy you wanna get rid of! That’s a guy you root for cause you know he’s capable of such incredible things once he gets out of his own head.

This is a great discussion and I really appreciate your perspective! In fact, I agree with it wholeheartedly ! Unfortunately I am laughing too much at the concept of Mitch being overly shooty to form a proper response

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auston talking about how much his parents mean to him and then about how mitch has been pivotal to his and the team's success | 02.21.24

[highdefinitions]

The Marner comments about being looked upon as gods got heavily redacted by the official NHL report - league did *not* like the look of that.

https://www.nhl.com/news/mitch-marner-ponders-toronto-maple-leafs-future-wants-to-stay

i can’t say i’m surprised that they changed the quote nor am i surprised that they didn’t like the look of it. i’m absolutely certain that they see almost everything being said online about him and they’re seeing the backlash too. they don’t want that to be put on them (which it probably wouldn’t, people are always on a marner rampage)

like i said before i understand why he said it but that doesn’t mean it should have really come out of his mouth because we all know people love to take everything he says and run with it

[sequencefairy]

It's my turn with the red ball of prophecy and I'm using it to say Mitch McConnell will be among the grave dust before the turn of the season.

[the-forgotten-son-of-aphrodite]

Hi my love, how are you?

@forgotten-son-of-apollo

(Ooc: this is Darcy, @a-dam-heartstopper-fan - that is my new lee account)

Hi darling 😊 Your shift's over?