#things i've been tagged in

[superficialpeasant]

AO3 Meme

I was tagged by @ladymatt, but free for anyone to do. Tag anyone you'd like.

Rules: Give us the links to your wonderful words with the most hits, most kudos, most comments, most bookmarks, most words, and least words.

This is going to be a bit sad, because according to my AO3 stats I'm a bit of a one hit wonder (LOL), so here we are:

Best Laid Plans (Completed 2019)

When a High Warlock looking to end his celibacy streak meets a Shadowhunter after no-baggage thrills, the two make a deal: anytime, anywhere, no strings attached.

You may have heard of it. It's the one where Alec and Magnus begin a casual sexual relationship, and end up as smooshy, world-saving superheroes in love (or the fic where I attempted to write pure malec porn and ended up spitefully rewriting the entire first season of Shadowhunters instead. Best laid plans, indeed).

Most Hits: 130,908 hits Most Kudos: 4,914 kudos Most Comments: 1,811 comments, 949 comment threads Most Bookmarks: 2,255 bookmarks Most Words: 131,321 words

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Least Words: Dreams Are Free (When You're A Hero) | 3,678 words

In which Alec and Magnus fantasize an outrageous wedding at the Clave’s expense, and get a better deal anyway.

This is a little known sort-of 3x22 coda I wrote after seeing the 3x22 sneak peek where Magnus and Alec start planning their wedding, because I'm Team Fuck-The-Clave - and in my head, Malec are, too.

[pearldrone]

hate burgers, love mayo though.

Hi 💓 couldn’t help but notice your post talked about putting ketchup on burgers and would love to remind you that I actually prefer mayonnaise. Please keep this in mind for future posts!

[beebfreeb]

An Interview with Dot.

[hansoeii]

crowley

[solroskajan]

:D

[pearldrone]

yeah, cannot even lie.

i would be their third

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[redraccoondog]

Yes THIS but since Rauru has the exact same energy as my literal dad he would consistently replace Link’s name with another random four-letter word that starts with L and be completely serious about it every time, LIKE SO:

AND

[original post x] @somehowmags​

[wheatormeat]

I started this around September 2023 anticipating to finish it for dunmeshi's finale! But things got hectic! Here is the finished product to celebrate anime airing day; 2024 is truly the year of dunmeshi!

[nikolaidelphiki]

sign me up

#places to take me on a first date

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[benevolenterrancy]

~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~

(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)

[madisoncounty]

"and then you look at it, and it looks... otherworldly. this is denis. he just creates this shape. it's not perfect. it's timeless. it reminds me of... do you remember arrival? you know those big alien creatures? that's the shape." — rebecca ferguson in an interview with hollywood insider

[buggachat]

honestly just in general it's very exhausting to try to analyze media that is literally meant to be analyzed, only for the replies to be filled with people arguing not against your analysis, but against the premise that the media can be analyzed at all.

i don't even know what to say about it without starting to really betray my frustration, so i'll just settle with— just don't engage with analysis posts? I'm serious. if you're typing a response to a media analysis post, reread what you've written and ask yourself "is this comment/response against the very concept of analyzing the media at all?" and if the answer is yes then delete it all and go sit in the shame corner. throw your curtains away if you want to so bad and stop telling me that I'm not allowed to hum and haw at the fact mine are blue

[geezmarty]

A kiss at long rest may be quite continental 💎✨

[pearldrone]

YEAHHHH.

h2OHMYGOD