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Afternoon MAGAthread: YOUR WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RECAP!

HAPPY SATURDAY SUPER ELITES!

This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here to help kick off you Saturday with a dank AF recap of the past week of winning! If you happened to miss any past recaps you can catch those here!

Sunday, May 12th:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

“The Democrats have nothing. Just want to distract from this President. The FBI was not doing its job, the State Department was covering things up everyday for Hillary. At the end of the day they’re fearful of what they did, and should be fearful. This is a tough..... ... ....President who is willing to have the battle, and we have a great Attorney General who is willing to lead the battle, and they are going to get to the bottom of it.” @EdRollins @LouDobbs

(Retweeting Vice President Mike Pence) Under the leadership of @Potus Trump our economy is roaring. Businesses large and small have created more than 5.8 million jobs, unemployment is at a nearly 50-year low, and there are more Americans working today than ever before in the history of this country!

Think of it. I became President of the United States in one of the most hard fought and consequential elections in the history of our great nation. From long before I ever took office, I was under a sick & unlawful investigation concerning what has become known as the Russian.... ... ....Hoax. My campaign was being seriously spied upon by intel agencies and the Democrats. This never happened before in American history, and it all turned out to be a total scam, a Witch Hunt, that yielded No Collusion, No Obstruction. This must never be allowed to happen again!

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Big attacks on Republicans and Conservatives by Social Media. Not good!

Really sad!

We are right where we want to be with China. Remember, they broke the deal with us & tried to renegotiate. We will be taking in Tens of Billions of Dollars in Tariffs from China. Buyers of product can make it themselves in the USA (ideal), or buy it from non-Tariffed countries... ... ...We will then spend (match or better) the money that China may no longer be spending with our Great Patriot Farmers (Agriculture), which is a small percentage of total Tariffs received, and distribute the food to starving people in nations around the world! GREAT! #MAGA

The Democrats new and pathetically untrue sound bite is that we are in a “Constitutional Crisis.” They and their partner, the Fake News Media, are all told to say this as loud and as often as possible. They are a sad JOKE! We may have the strongest Economy in our history, best... ... ....employment numbers ever, low taxes & regulations, a rebuilt military & V.A., many great new judges, & so much more. But we have had a giant SCAM perpetrated upon our nation, a Witch Hunt, a Treasonous Hoax. That is the Constitutional Crisis & hopefully guilty people will pay!

Despite two years and millions of dollars spent, the Democrats are acting like crazed lunatics ever since the results of the Mueller Report were made public. But they knew there was NOTHING even before the Report was started. It is all a big Hoax, the biggest in American history!

Ever since the Mueller Report showed No Collusion & No Obstruction, the Dems have been working overtime to damage me and the Republican Party by issuing over 80 demands for documents and testimonies, and with NO REASON. That’s all they want to do - don’t care about anything else!

When the Mueller Report came out showing NO Collusion with Russia (of course), it was supposed to be over, back to work for the people. But the Dems have gone “nuts,” and it has actually gotten worse! Hope the Republicans win back the House in 2020, or little will get done!

The “Constitutional Crisis” is the Democrats refusing to work. Let them start by fixing the mess that their Immigration Laws have caused at the Southern Border.

China is DREAMING that Sleepy Joe Biden, or any of the others, gets elected in 2020. They LOVE ripping off America!

“Even Director James Clapper admits that the FBI actions against the Trump Presidential Campaign do in fact meet the definition of spying, perhaps FBI Director Christopher Wray will be the next to do so.” @LouDobbs

“Just another abuse of power in a long series of abuses of power by the Democrats that began during the Obama Administration, continued through the Mueller FBI operation, & now the baton has been passed to Jerry Nadler to continue to abuse power to harass President Trump.. ... ....and the Democrat National Committee-The Democrat Party apparatus-has been caught using donor Dollars to Collude with Russian Intelligence to attack a domestic political opponent (me). The FBI has no leadership. The Director is protecting the same gang.....that tried to.... ... ....overthrow the President through an illegal coup.” (Recommended by previous DOJ) @TomFitton @JudicialWatch

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

True

Told this truck driver I liked his hat and he asked if I wanted one. Guess who has a new hat?

Happy Mother’s Day Melania! A truly amazing woman folks.

A picture is worth a thousand words

Barr in 1991: I will not lower my standards due to journalists or political pressure no matter what they say

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So now they stop blasting the shooters all over the web, how convenient.

Happy Mother's day to all

Respect!

Sex strike bimbo BTFO

My 12 year old daughter took this pic and sent it to me. I had no idea she actually listens when I talk

Monday, May 13th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Donald J. Trump Signs Executive Order on the Economic Empowerment of Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders

Executive Order on Economic Empowerment of Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders

Twelve Nominations Sent to the Senate

President Trump Participates in a Bilateral Meeting with the Prime Minister of Hungary

President Trump Participates in the White House Iftar

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

“It’s the attack strategy of harass. This is not about the Attorney General, who is very sophisticated & knows it isn’t about him, it’s about trying to destroy President Trump through an assault on his AG for upholding the rule of law. He released a massive amount of...... ... information! As long as President Trump is President, his opposition will use every tool, and misuse every tool available, to make his life miserable.” @TomFitton @JudicialWatch @LouDobbs Sadly, this proves I am doing a great job - Also, Best Economy and Employment Numbers EVER!

I say openly to President Xi & all of my many friends in China that China will be hurt very badly if you don’t make a deal because companies will be forced to leave China for other countries. Too expensive to buy in China. You had a great deal, almost completed, & you backed out!

Thank you @foxandfriends, great show this morning and congratulations on your number one (by far) rating. Well deserved!

Also, congratulations to @OANN on the great job you are doing and the big ratings jump (“thank you President Trump”)!

The unexpectedly good first quarter 3.2% GDP was greatly helped by Tariffs from China. Some people just don’t get it!

Has anyone noticed that all the Boston @RedSox have done is WIN since coming to the White House! Others also have done very well. The White House visit is becoming the opposite of being on the cover of Sports Illustrated! By the way, the Boston players were GREAT guys!

Bernie Sanders, “The Economy is doing well, and I’m sure I don’t have to give Trump any credit - I’m sure he’ll take all the credit that he wants.” Wrong Bernie, the Economy is doing GREAT, and would have CRASHED if my opponent (and yours), Crooked Hillary Clinton, had ever won!

Democrat Rep. Tlaib is being slammed for her horrible and highly insensitive statement on the Holocaust. She obviously has tremendous hatred of Israel and the Jewish people. Can you imagine what would happen if I ever said what she said, and says?

There is no reason for the U.S. Consumer to pay the Tariffs, which take effect on China today. This has been proven recently when only 4 points were paid by the U.S., 21 points by China because China subsidizes product to such a large degree. Also, the Tariffs can be..... ... ...completely avoided if you buy from a non-Tariffed Country, or you buy the product inside the USA (the best idea). That’s Zero Tariffs. Many Tariffed companies will be leaving China for Vietnam and other such countries in Asia. That’s why China wants to make a deal so badly!... ... ..There will be nobody left in China to do business with. Very bad for China, very good for USA! But China has taken so advantage of the U.S. for so many years, that they are way ahead (Our Presidents did not do the job). Therefore, China should not retaliate-will only get worse!

My Administration will be fighting for $200 million for the Army Corps Everglades restoration work this year. Congress needs to help us complete the world’s largest intergovernmental watershed restoration project ASAP! Good for Florida and good for the environment.

Under my Administration, we are restoring @NASA to greatness and we are going back to the Moon, then Mars. I am updating my budget to include an additional $1.6 billion so that we can return to Space in a BIG WAY!

We must protect our Great Lakes, keeping them clean and beautiful for future generations. That’s why I am fighting for $300 million in my updated budget for the Great Lakes Restoration Initiative.

Today, I officially updated my budget to include $18 million for our GREAT @SpecialOlympics, whose athletes inspire us and make our Nation so PROUD!

Great to welcome Chairman Shin from Lotte Group to the WH. They just invested $3.1 BILLION into Louisiana-biggest investment in U.S. EVER from a South Korean company, & thousands more jobs for Americans. Great partners like ROK know the U.S. economy is running stronger than ever!

Wishing former President Jimmy Carter a speedy recovery from his hip surgery earlier today. He was in such good spirits when we spoke last month - he will be fine!

I met Marine Sgt. John Peck, a quadruple amputee who has received a double arm transplant, at Walter Reed in 2017. Today, it was my honor to welcome John (HERO) to the Oval, with his wonderful wife Jessica. He also wrote a book that I highly recommend, “Rebuilding Sergeant Peck.”

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Dear Left, How's that fight for $15 working out?

Sergeant Kelvin Ansari was shot and killed as he attempted to apprehend a robbery suspect in Savannah, Georgia last night. RIP Sgt Ansari.

"TRUMP 2020: President Trump Supporters CRASH Green New Deal Rally"

GAME OVER: EXONERATED (again)! Send a HUGE message to the Trump Haters by raising $1,000,000 in the NEXT 24 HOURS.

Let's not forget James Woods hasn't posted since April 20 because of Twitter's increasing censorship

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Isn’t it...

To whom was it actually offensive was is the real problem

This is why I'm not worried about 2020.

Feeling cute, might delete the Democrat Party later

Barriers are going up. One way or another

Tuesday, May 14th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individual to a Key Administration Post

Three Nominations Sent to the Senate

President Trump Delivers Remarks on Promoting Energy Infrastructure and Economic Growth

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

In one year Tariffs have rebuilt our Steel Industry - it is booming! We placed a 25% Tariff on “dumped” steel from China & other countries, and we now have a big and growing industry. We had to save Steel for our defense and auto industries, both of which are coming back strong!

China buys MUCH less from us than we buy from them, by almost 500 Billion Dollars, so we are in a fantastic position. Make your product at home in the USA and there is no Tariff. You can also buy from a non-Tariffed country instead of China. Many companies are leaving China..... ... ....so that they will be more competitive for USA buyers. We are now a much bigger economy than China, and have substantially increased in size since the great 2016 Election. We are the “piggy bank” that everyone wants to raid and take advantage of. NO MORE!

We can make a deal with China tomorrow, before their companies start leaving so as not to lose USA business, but the last time we were close they wanted to renegotiate the deal. No way! We are in a much better position now than any deal we could have made. Will be taking in..... ... Billions of Dollars, and moving jobs back to the USA where they belong. Other countries are already negotiating with us because they don’t want this to happen to them. They must be a part of USA action. This should have been done by our leaders many years ago. Enjoy!

When the time is right we will make a deal with China. My respect and friendship with President Xi is unlimited but, as I have told him many times before, this must be a great deal for the United States or it just doesn’t make any sense. We have to be allowed to make up some..... ... ....of the tremendous ground we have lost to China on Trade since the ridiculous one sided formation of the WTO. It will all happen, and much faster than people think!

Our great Patriot Farmers will be one of the biggest beneficiaries of what is happening now. Hopefully China will do us the honor of continuing to buy our great farm product, the best, but if not your Country will be making up the difference based on a very high China buy...... ... ....This money will come from the massive Tariffs being paid to the United States for allowing China, and others, to do business with us. The Farmers have been “forgotten” for many years. Their time is now!

China will be pumping money into their system and probably reducing interest rates, as always, in order to make up for the business they are, and will be, losing. If the Federal Reserve ever did a “match,” it would be game over, we win! In any event, China wants a deal!

Our great Senator (and Star) from the State of Arkansas, @TomCottonAR, has just completed a wonderful book, “Sacred Duty,” about Arlington National Cemetery and the men and women who serve with such love and devotion. On sale today, make it big!

When Prime Minister @AbeShinzo of Japan visited with me in the @WhiteHouse two weeks ago, I told him that I would be going to the G20 in Osaka, Japan. I look forward to being with him and other World Leaders!

Today marks the one-year anniversary of the opening of the United States Embassy in Jerusalem, Israel. Our beautiful embassy stands as a proud reminder of our strong relationship with Israel and of the importance of keeping a promise and standing for the truth.

It is great to be here in Hackberry, Louisiana with the incredible men and women who are making America into the energy superpower of the world!

With incredible grit, skill, and pride, the 7,000 workers here at Sempra Energy are helping lead the American Energy Revolution. They are not only making our nation WEALTHIER but they are making America SAFER by building a future of American Energy INDEPENDENCE!

The golden era of American energy is now underway!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Fact: Whoever the DNPC runs will still get 100% of the TDS vote. Do not be complacent.

Tariffs force company to move back to the United States...

EXPLOSIVE – FOIA Documents Show Evidence of Weissmann/Mueller Entrapment Scheme…

Barr Reportedly Working Closely With CIA To Review Russia Probe Origins

Don Jr.: "Owned!!! It seems @NYCMayor has been a bit too busy getting whopping crowds of 4 & 5 people in the primary states to see the damage he’s inflicted on NYC. I look forward to his presidential run being even less successful than his time as mayor... if that’s even possible."

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Congratulations, you invented marriage.

Babylon Bee with the spice

A trans child is like a vegan cat

Barack Obama (D-Iran) was the worst President in modern history.

Hide your Kids! There's a Weiner on the Loose!

Wednesday, May 15th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Executive Order on Securing the Information and Communications Technology and Services Supply Chain

President Trump Hosts the Prime Minister of Hungary

President Trump Tours Sempra Energy's Liquid Natural Gas Facility

President Trump Delivers Remarks at the 38th Annual National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service

President Trump Speaks at the 38th National Peace Officers' Memorial

President Trump and The First Lady Host the White House Historical Association Dinner

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Thank you Joe and remember, the BRAIN is much sharper also!

The courage & sacrifice of our heroes is the reason our flag stands tall, our hearts beat with pride, and our Country remains one people, one family, and one NATION UNDER GOD. Today, we thank you, we honor you, & we forever cherish the memory of our Fallen Men and Women in Blue!

We stand firmly, strongly, and proudly with the incredible men and women of law enforcement. You do not hear it nearly enough, but Americans across this Country love you, support you, and respect you more than you could possibly know! #PeaceOfficersMemorialDay

The Fake News Washington Post, and even more Fake News New York Times, are writing stories that there is infighting with respect to my strong policy in the Middle East. There is no infighting whatsoever.... ... ....Different opinions are expressed and I make a decisive and final decision - it is a very simple process. All sides, views, and policies are covered. I’m sure that Iran will want to talk soon.

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

TRUMP to drop visa lottery program, push merit-based admissions!

Im not crying.. Just got something in my eye

"House Democrats Plan Marathon Reading of MUELLER Report" - Now, if we could only get them to do that with bills, BEFORE they pass them...

I'm old enough to remember that Mueller was supposed to testify today but backed out when he realized Republicans were going to get to ask questions, too.

President Trump’s tight labor market has given American workers huge wage, workplace, and employment leverage over employers, a new report details. Go demand a raise today!

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Level 10 Cuck Trolling

It's like I'm 18 Again. (Im 50) T_D > viagra. I levitate off the bed with a freedom boner every morning! BAAAABOOOOM! Bend over deepstate! Where's my covfefe? Let's MAGA! YEEHA!

“Senator for 36 years, Vice President for 8. Blames Trump for America’s problems.”

This.

Facts checked.....my Dude

Thursday, May 16th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individuals to Key Administration Posts

Proclamation to Modify the List of Beneficiary Developing Countries Under the Trade Act of 1974

Proclamation on Adjusting Imports of Steel into the United States

President Trump Delivers Remarks on Modernizing Our Immigration System for a Stronger America

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The Dems are getting another beauty to join their group. Bill de Blasio of NYC, considered the worst mayor in the U.S., will supposedly be making an announcement for president today. He is a JOKE, but if you like high taxes & crime, he’s your man. NYC HATES HIM!

Congratulations to Dan Bishop on his big Republican Primary victory in the 9th Congressional District of North Carolina. Dan is strong on Crime, Loves our Military, Vets, 2A, and great Healthcare. He has my Complete and Total Endorsement! #MAGA

We are here on this beautiful spring day to unveil our plan to create a fair, modern & LAWFUL system of immigration for the U.S. If adopted, our plan will transform America’s immigration system into the pride of our Nation and the envy of the modern world.

.@BilldeBlasio is the worst Mayor in the history of New York City - he won’t last long!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

TRUMP STRIPS CALIFORNIA OF $930 MILLION IN HIGH-SPEED RAIL FUNDING. DiFiChi's Graft Shut The Fuck Down

New York Post Absolutely Destroys New York Commie Mayor Bill de Blasio On Front Page

2007 Nancy Pelosi loved merit-based immigration. 2019 Nancy Pelosi says "merit" is "a condescending word" when Trump proposes merit-based immigration.

Nellie Ohr deleted emails sent from husband's DOJ account

White House launches tool to report censorship on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter

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MUH ALUBUMUH

So suddenly, being in last place for education will be a good thing right?

And sold your organs

Not a single brain cell was used.

Democrats Express Their Grief by Reading the Mueller Report Aloud to an Empty Room

Friday, May 17th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Adjusting Imports of Automobiles and Automobile Parts Into the United States

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Appoint Individual to a Key Administration Post

Proclamation on National Safe Boating Week, 2019

Proclamation on Emergency Medical Services Week, 2019

Proclamation on World Trade Week, 2019

Proclamation on Armed Forces Day, 2019

President Trump: "Our Proposal is Pro-American, Pro-Immigrant, and Pro-Worker"

President Trump Speaks at the National Association of REALTORS Legislative Meetings & Trade Expo

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The Democrats now realize that there is a National Emergency at the Border and that, if we work together, it can be immediately fixed. We need Democrat votes and all will be well!

Border Patrol is apprehending record numbers of people at the Southern Border. The bad “hombres,” of which there are many, are being detained & will be sent home. Those which we release under the ridiculous Catch & Telease loophole, are being registered and will be removed later!

All people that are illegally coming into the United States now will be removed from our Country at a later date as we build up our removal forces and as the laws are changed. Please do not make yourselves too comfortable, you will be leaving soon!

Will the Democrats give our Country a badly needed immigration win before the election? Good chance!

“What happened is that Donald Trump won. Down goes Comey.” @foxandfriends

DRAIN THE SWAMP!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

New Fox Poll: 58% of people say that the FBI broke the law in investigating Donald J. Trump. @foxandfriends

My Campaign for President was conclusively spied on. Nothing like this has ever happened in American Politics. A really bad situation. TREASON means long jail sentences, and this was TREASON!

Will Jerry Nadler ever look into the fact that Crooked Hillary deleted and acid washed 33,000 emails AFTER getting a most powerful demand notice for them from Congress?

The Fake News Media is hurting our Country with its fraudulent and highly inaccurate coverage of Iran. It is scattershot, poorly sourced (made up), and DANGEROUS. At least Iran doesn’t know what to think, which at this point may very well be a good thing!

It now seems the General Flynn was under investigation long before was common knowledge. It would have been impossible for me to know this but, if that was the case, and with me being one of two people who would become president, why was I not told so that I could make a change?

With all of the Fake and Made Up News out there, Iran can have no idea what is actually going on!

Today, it was my great honor to address the the National Association of REALTORS!

Consumer Sentiment in the month of May is the highest in 15 years. Very nice! @FoxNews

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Missouri's GOP-led Legislature passes 8-week abortion ban

Crack Pipe, IDs, And Badge Found In Hunter Biden Rental Car

Trump Admin Notifies 500,000+ Employers They Have Workers With Bogus Social Security Numbers

AG Barr full interview with Bill Hemmer of Fox News

Guatemalan Ghost Towns: Traffickers Tout U.S. Asylum Laws To Lure Migrants Away From Homeland

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Do you think the government should--

Should men boycott haunted vaginas?

Happy 10 birthday to second best selling game of all time Minecraft

Alright, which one of y’all did this? Brian “Krappenstein” lmaooo

Give it up for this based Patriot!

Saturday, May 18th:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Our courageous and vigilant Armed Forces safeguard the blessings of liberty for us and for future generations by selflessly answering the call of duty. Today, and every day, we acknowledge and celebrate all who proudly wear our Nation’s uniforms! http://45.wh.gov/b5uNuT

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

IT'S BULLSHIT!!

Don Jr. Taunts James Comey

‘White House Correspondent’ BANNED From Twitter After Joining One America News

FITTON: ENORMOUS:AG Barr serious about investigating Spygate abuses; Mueller anti-Trump "pitbull" Weissmann behind hires for anti-Trump Mueller Op PLUS Bruce Ohr and Obama State Dept conspired to target Trump AFTER 2016 election. Big Judicial Watch Update!

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

NPC update: AG Barr is Donald Trumps attorney

Abracadabra

Good morning Patriots!!!!

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WEEEEW LADS!!!!

Without further ado, some tunes to get you jamming through all this winning:

6’s to 9’s

Right To It

It's Strange

High You Are

Alley-Oop

MAGA ON PATRIOTS!

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