#theyre the silliests ever oh my god

[funkily]

everytime something i added to the scott and pix clip i unlike it and relike it so i can have the full thing

anyways its a beautiful clip and should be talked about more in great detail thank you

YOU GET ME

[dakotac0le]

Should I start listening to jrwi?/gen if so where should I start ?

OH YOOO !!!! I mean yes absoutlyllly jrwi r the silliests ever absoulslty. i started watching and now my brain hurts forever an di have been cursed. Join me dear mutual . Where to start uHHH perosnally id recomend blood in the bayou (bitb) cause rhats the shortest campaign (4 eps) and easily digestable. thr first ep is up on thier yourube and the rest is paywalled by patreon for 5 bucks a month but . Theres always other options . Wink wink nudge nudge to be noted abt bitb tho : Deffo got a lot of horror gore fuckery and drug usage jsut ^^ heads up and whatnot

annother one that exists is the sucking and i have no feelings abt it whatsoever. Or about aurthur bennet resident loser or about shilo residnt loser or about emizel resisdnt badass losser. I love them all so bad and the npcs r . Iconic. So iconic. This is the vampire campaign !!!!! Its peak sillysims ( and also quite a lot of horror esque elements here its the vampire campaign so also blood and gore and whatnot ykyk) The first 5 eps r up on yt for free and the rest r on patreon and theres no other way to watch it at all whatsoverr

BUT !!! If u dont vibe w wiether of those or horror is not ur speed theres a v swag campaign currently running (3 eps in and next ep come sout this sayurday !!) called Wonderlust highly recomend theres a gay frat boy , weird autistic rat and Blink (loser) (affectionite) . Its up on youthbe on thier chanel for free and its very funky fresh UHHHH theres also riptide !! The big one . tbh i havent ever watched it all the way thro cause theres sm eps and its veyr intimidating bUT i hear great things and ep 114 is sick as fuck to watch even w out the larger campign (same w ep 52 and 53) basiscally weird found family pirates love whatver theyve got going on AND that campaign is compeltly free up on thier yoruube

and the one u have probaly seen rbed the most by me is apothieosis aka weird gods lore . religion . canon gay sex . miserable robots. Like . Neon evangelion but WORSE !! (Patreon exclusive but not nessaraly :3) this is proably my favorite campaign its jsut. Brain altered .

AND THE OTHER one that i am normal abt and doesnt . Kill u . Dead. is prime defenders !!! Akaa !!! The one im veye nromal abt !!!!! normalll !!!!! This ones . Ahhhhhh uh hard to get into potentially erm . Theyre quite cringe but take my hand dearest mutual thecringe is apart of it they r cringe loser teenage superheros trying thier best. It also goes from cringe lighthearted cartoon physics to AH FUCK verrry fast and suddenly everything is . Bad. IF u like superheros or discussions on morality of kilkign people or father figures or being . Very . Very sad. I cant recomend enough !!!!!!! I mean i dont and dont watch this this one hurts physically and mentally and spirtually and bibblically and. GRRRR (this ones also technically patreon exclusive)

If u enjoy absousllty any of this i do recomend joining patreon if u have the ablity cause theres a loot of sick stuff up there including a mini campaign called tmk im v obbsesed w . And unforutnalty idk how to pirate thta uhhHh the world of tmk is slowly worming its way up to being one my faves tho and the story is great so !! Yk !!!

[enlighten3d]

HAPPY 9TH TAU ANNIVERSARYYYY

(sry for all the complaining i do in this post, i am VERY tired right now)

oh gods im finally done writing. i procrastinated the FUCK out of this, so ive ended up writing most of this fic today.

its... very, very mediocre, I could even say that it's one of the worse fics ive ever written. i dont really like it, but. thats what i get for rushing it all in one day LMAO

right, so heres my fic for @transcendence-au's tauthon! miraculously not late!

based off this prompt:

Someone claims to be the first recorded reincarnation of the hero of the Transcendence, DIPPER PINES, and they're on news shows and stuff and Alcor is like >:( that ain't me

the idea i had for the fic got... out of hand, kinda. and im not too well-versed in tau characters and reincarnations, so im sure SOMETHING kind of contradicts something else, but its okayyyy

a fic is a fic i think

yeahhh im gonna stop talking now because i have no good things to say about this fic other than. alistar is the silliest oc that i have ever created, i love them. i will probably write a fic about them. theyre silly

nodnsods okay thats it.

[weirdcat1213]

TRIMAX VOLUME ONE LETS GOOOOOO ....i didnt remember this was just 6 chapters...wow

ANYWAY LETS GO

chap 1:

-youre right IT MUST BE TOLD TIL THE END OF TIMES

-1st act of god you say...huh

-yeah who could believe that...thats insane....jaja

-ERIKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

-ik this was written in the 90s but i still dont like eriks saying that, like wth man lina is right

-hey lina :3 missed you

-....i like the new glasses...

-THAT SHOT REFLECTING VAHS YES THATS NICE LETS GO

-"lina cover your eyes :]" oh :c

-"oh is eriks again" :c

-YEAH GRANNY KILL THEM ALL >:D

-"stop. some legend that is" ow :c

-this is all just so sad cuz he rea;;y wanted to retire but he cant :c hes vash the stampede

-ww laughing at fake vash is the best xd

-YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >:D

-also thats funny cuz yeah vash COULD shoot you in a matter of seconds but thats not what his name means and i really like that :3

chap 2:

-aw lina :c

-imagine going to the store and finding the silliest/most depressed wet cat in the universe ready for adoption

-GIVE ME THE PONY TAIL STAMPEDE GIVE IT TO ME PLS

-ok but how did you (from the perspective of a stranger) figure that knives was a name? knives comes from knife, so if a random person read "knives" wouldn't they think about the utensil first?????

-vash: how do you know so much about this evil entity that is my brother?

ww: hehe, please

-ily lina theyre talking bs

-YEAH >:D FREE BODY GUARD

-...im not ready for stampede eriks i will evaporate

-OH MY GOD THE HAIR

-BRO SHUT UP OFC SHE SAYS SHE DOESNT HAVE THAT POWER WHEN HE KICKED (i think) A FUCKING BULLET IM SO SAD

-....I WILL EVAPORATE IM TELLING YOU

chap 3:

-YEY MERYLS BDAY :D

-go get your vacation queen ily

-keele i will yeet you into the sun

-im never not going to be so fucking mad at HOW EASY THAT WAS BECAUSE THIS BASTARD MENTIONED MERYL LIKE IK YOU MISS YOUR DEAR FRIEND BUT OMG it just makes me sad

-wolfwood :3

-i like that :3 meryl just cant be an office person anymore when shes discover more of her world and people like vash. even if she almost died a lot of times, those were also the times when she was alive.

-YEAH MILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

chap 4:

-:c

-ok but that panel with mostly shade is scary

-i also want to lift my whole self with my arm :D (she said even though just walking places makes him tired)

-ok but if he trained like that for 150 years no wonder he's the only pro gunman ever

-i like his face on that panel, he's amazed and proud that one of his siblings survived for that long

-vash knows why is it always like that and he understands it but god he wishes so hard for it to just fucking stop and it breaks my little heart

-hes literally just an anime girl saying "hi-mi-tsu :3" (im so sorry i will never say that again but I'm right)

-he remembers people and names after so many fucking years

-also those children probably have never met him but vash gives so much ragdoll energy that they went with it (ok never mind maybe they did but you get the idea)

-cmon brad :c why are you so mean to him :c

-SHUT UP OMG SHUT UP

-all of this just backs up the SA interpretation and although it hurts my feelings....damn its just good writing. like not knowing what your own body can do and people taking advantage of that...makes me fucking sick (in a good and bad way i truly don't know how to explain it)

-BRAD LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE AHHHHHH >:c WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO HIM

-noooooooooooooooooooooo :c every time someone calls/vash calls himself a monster this user loses 5 years of their life :D

-wolfwood sir your projection will make me want to eat my own arm

-NIGHTOW IM JUST PROCESSING WHAT WW SAID YOU CANT THROW CUTE LITTLE FACES AT ME SIR PLS NOOOO

-"run away run away ">:b" i love him so much

chap 5:

-the chapters cant keep starting with flashbacks I'm gonna start WEEPING

-is geranium tea a thing? maybe vash would like geranium tea

-how dare you, my vash the stampede would never side with the cops, he's acab i know that in my heart

-THAT ONE PANEL MY BELOVED (the onle about looking without his eyes)

-hes so fucking done

-yey conflict time :3 boi oh boi

chap 6:

-oh the title placement on this one :3

-i dont think he will (or that he is) fine after all of this but sure

-such a loud chapter and vash is so quiet

-and again, there all judging, expecting to see what will vash do

-"what do you know about my pain" brb I'm gonna EAT SOME GLASS REAL QUICK

-...

-its like....its like why, why make me suffer like this. its not even heavy stuff its just that everything hurts. his impulse and desire to help everyone, his reason why, how others see him while he tries and sometimes win while other times fails. it all hurts in a weird way.

-...legato why are you inside a fridge (i kinda forgot lol)

WHAT A VOLUME i need to lay down

[boypussydilf]

ive only seen one episode of sgt frog like 10 years ago so. whats your hwadcanons for the frog that you find to be the most Throwable.

oh this is the best way to ask a question. the thing is that they’re all incredibly throwable, i want to chuck them from the bottom of my heart, but. Keroro. It’s Keroro. The little green bastard. I want to throw him 60 feet and the wii sports announcer goes Nice Shot! or whatever.

Sexuality Headcanon: hes pan but nobody wants him. Or sometimes if I feel like it he’s aro instead

Gender Headcanon: INSERT “THIS FROG IS GENDERFLUID AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT”. keroro loves playing with different gender presentations so much and that is honest to god canon

A ship I have with said character: you know i dont. I dont really have any, i think. im slightly partial to kurukero but not that invested. I mean, it is like I said. He’s pan but nobody wants him

A BROTP I have with said character: TORN BETWEEN GIRORO & FUYUKI THEYRE BOTH VERY VERY GOOD FRIENDSHIPS. Keroros bestieship w fuyuki is so important, it’s the heart at the core of the whole series, it’s a pure straightforward and deep friendship with the power to save the world and alter history, it’s adorable, their deep care for each other is obvious in everything they do, they’re like brothers, they hang out and have heartwarming fun together. Giroro and Keroro are lifelong best friends who spend 80% of their interactions arguing and beating the shit out of each other and it’s really funny

A NOTP I have with said character: it’s always hard coming up with responses for this that aren’t “The Obvious Bad Ones on account of Bad” because i simply dont form very strong opinions in this department. what little girokero exists surprises me i guess nothing against it at all but im very attached to their hashtag platonic bestieship dynamic

A random headcanon: UHHHHHH. I KNOW i must have them, this little freak has nonnegotiable residence in my brain. It’s like when someone asks you “what’s your favorite book” “what’s your favorite food” “what’s your favorite movie” and suddenly everything you’ve ever done vanishes from your brain in an instant. Temporary headcanon amnesia. Hmmm. All I can manage to think of is serious meta that I’ve like, already said. Serious meta about the silliest of the silly frogs.

This is I think possibly basically canon or drawing from canon but like. Keroro’s favorite types of fictional characters are the Leader-Of-The-Group Protagonists, for … kind of self evident reasons. He likes it when they have strength of character, are unfailingly present for their subordinates, and are willing to go down with the ship, but like. He’d ALSO be a die-hard fan of characters like Jeff Winger.

General Opinion over said character: i have many opinions about keroro. He’s the most puntable little bitch around and he more than deserves it half the time the other characters are mean to him, but like, the other half of the time he DOESNT deserve it and he really is trying his best. He’s my bestest friend. He’s a silly little guy. He’s an awesome character. He absolutely fascinates me. He’s an obnoxious little cunt. He’s just very funny. Keroro has the Power of Friendship on his side unfailingly, but he only uses it as a last resort when the powers of Lying and Scamming People have failed him.

[dykeyote]

💔 + 🎥 for tpo or rgu (or both!!)

also maybe 📜 for rgu cause i’m trying to get into it

i assume u mean tpp bc idk what else tpo would be tho i may be being stupid ...... so i will do both bc i like to talk >:)

one of my least favorite characters from penumbra and why: oh god i really cannot stand mick mercury . i really cant . i just really dont like himbo characters or anything adjacent ..... unless its handled INSANELY well or in a really new and compelling way i just Do not like cis guy characters where the whole thing is that theyre like incompetent and dumb and thats their main thing and often feels like their Only thing i just Do not like it they immediately get on my nerves and i dont like his voice either so whenever hes on the show i am Displeased ...... theres interesting aspects to him and idk i get why people like him i suppose but i cannot stand him . at all . he just is like the biggest example of a trope i really hate </3

one of my least favorite characters from rgu and why: this ones tricky because like .... i like most of the characters that dont do awful shit . like i can be like "oh i hate akio" and ur gonna be like yeah duh ......

fav scene from penumbra: i did this a while ago in this post but ill also throw in one that i forgot which is that i do quite like juno and cassandra's interactions in murderous mask also .... its quite entertaining and puts an interesting lens on both characters . and also theyre both really fucking funny

fav scene from rgu: okay like.... there are many INSANELY good scenes in rgu . so beautiful so cool so fucking thought provoking it is an AMAZING show . however ngl the scene i think and talk the most abt (i literally was talking abt this to my friend the other day who was thinking abt watching it) is the goddamn scene in the dub (idk what its like in the sub i havent seen it i might after i finish watching the dub thru bc i struggle w paying attntion to captions) where they like . show this like triple angle shot of utena and all the girls are staring at her with heart eyes and shit and then they go in the silliest fucking anime dub voice "Shes So Cool" when it is so obvious that they all want to say shes smoking hot and they need her rn . love that scene . i think abt it all the time . its so funny . why would u censor the lesbians of ohtori academy which is apparently all the girls ever

plotline of rgu and what kind of media it is: revolutionary girl utena is a late 90s anime that was heavily influential on the anime that came later and on animation in general (: the plot surrounds utena tenjou, a teenage girl (ish . her relationship to gender is VERY complex and she is at the very least clearly butch to me . bigender utena 4eva) who wants to be a prince and who is sort of unintentionally drawn into a duel for (among other things) the hand of the rose bride, anthy himemiya, a teenage girl with some magical capacities who is treated more as an object than a person by those who want to win her. utena wins the duel, and continues to have to defend her spot as champion despite not particularly Wanting anthy to treat her as her owner and bride-to-be. things obviously spiral down and get way more complicated from there but thats the basic synopsis of the beginning without spoiling later stuff (: (and obligatory warning for anyone intrigued by that that it gets very heavy later on check the warnings ideally on smt besides does the dog die bc there is a Large amnt and imo the does the dog die doesnt really cover them properly or explicitly explain how intrinsically tied to the narrative some of said warnings Are)

[tmnt-reticent]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

EXPLODING RN THIS IS THE COOLEST THING TO WAKE UP TO EVER WJAKHSKSHXJD AHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸‼️‼️‼️‼️

I love how fucking smug Ret Mikey looks WJAKZHJAXHDN he's so loser/aff HIS STRIPES AND MASK TOO WJAKDHKSHXJSX GOSH U ALWAYS DRAW MY SILLIES SO AMAZINGLY SPINNING YOUUUUUU‼️‼️‼️ his silly little diamond on his belt wjakhsmahxms I love the silly guy

All the masks look banger tbh ESPECIALLY RAPH'S GOD THE WAY U DREW HIS MASK TAILS... EXPLODING ON THE SPOT IT LOOKS SO COOL‼️‼️‼️ just how u drew Raph in general like nobody ever draws Raph so I'm kicking my feet giggling rn I love seeing that dude the silliest guy ever‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺💖💖🌸🌸🌸🌸 bro looks so fucking annoyed and I love that for him/silly

I RLLY LIKE HOW U DREW LEO'S MARKINGS AS WELL GOSHHHH THEYRE SO PRETTY... AND GOSH THE WAY U DREW HER SHELL!!!!! Ur always so accurate to my designs and it makes me smile so freaking wide I love itttt 😭😭😭💖💖💖🌸🌸‼️‼️ girl is having an existential crisis and tbh so real that is her all day every day, poor silly :(

AND APRIL AHHHHHH... APRIL MY BELOVED.... she's so freaking cute what the heck 😭😭💖💖💖💖🌸🌸🌸 I adore her expression AHHHHHH- and I love the way you drew her hair, I know her square hair can be a pain in the ass sometimes lmao but it looks great‼️‼️‼️ :D

ALSO UR SHADING STYLE IS EVERYTHINGGGGG I adore the little highlights and the cell shading looks amazing like GOD I wish I could do that and have it look good you eat it up so hard fr‼️‼️‼️💖💖💖🌸🌸🌸 and all the details in the background are so cool, I adore how even the colour shifts to fit the tone of the drawing they surround like AH it just makes ur drawing of Leo hit even harder 😭😭

THANK U OH SO MUCH FOR DRAWING MY SILLIES DIB I WILL TREASURE THEM FOREVER‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖🌸🌸🌸

Doodles of @tmnt-reticent goobers tha i've been working on this past few days. i love them.... i wish they were real...

[nct-byeol]

⭐️byeol’s relationship with nct 127

🌙taeil & byeol

relationship: mentor

byeol has jokingly used informalities with all the older members, except taeil

she has a huge amount of respect for him

“i learn a lot from him, from basic survival skills to how to have an incredible singing voice”

taeil isn’t known for showing a lot of skinship but he always has a protective guard over byeol

like traveling in airports, he keeps her close and away from saesangs

both are avid sushi antis

one time the two were in the dorm alone

and taeil spotted a cockroach in the kitchen

and he knows byeol HATES bugs

so instead of killing it

bc he’s not going anywhere near that thing

he was like “okay let’s go out for lunch instead”

nobody ever found the roach.

taeil’s contact for byeol: “별🌟” (byeol)

byeol’s contact for taeil: “현명한 태일오빠” (wisest taeil oppa)

🐱johnny & byeol

relationship: americans (derogatory)

the absolve silliest of gooses

always quoting american media

it’s a problem

they binge watch basic movies all the time, like mean girls, pitch perfect

byeol was the one to convince johnny to grow out his hair

“you’ll look like the ultimate sexy guy”

“the what?”

there are also a lot of jokes he doesn’t get bc he’s a millennial

byeol quotes vines on the DAILY

“byeol what the fuck is a hurricane tortilla”

johnny said in an interview if he could fix anyone’s style it would be byeol’s

byeol was v offended

“it’s not that ur current style is awful or anything, you just need flavor!”

-_-

they also drink together. like a lot

johnny’s contact for byeol: “byeol⭐️💛”

byeol’s contact for johnny: “johnny오빠🍻”

🌹taeyong & byeol

relationship: newly weds

oh my god

the cutest people ever

both are clinging to each other

byeol does not sleep in her own room. always taeyong’s

taeyong is the best cuddler in all of nct she says

byeol just covers this boys face in kisses

always kisses his scar last

don’t fucking talk to me

oh my god when they’re both drunk?

clingy x127

like every era there’s a new rumor that their actually dating

sm is just bored of shutting it down and it brings them views so whatever

taeyong calls her pet names

like, married couple pet names

GOD THEYRE SICK

byeol once ranked the members hugs

taeyong was first bc “he’s soft and the perfect height”

haechan was last bc he squishes the shit out of her

they might actually be married and lying to us all who knows

taeyong’s contact for byeol: “별자기💕” (byeol sweetheart)

byeol’s contact for taeyong: “yongie오빠💛”

🦑yuta & byeol

relationship: most likely to fake their deaths and leave the country together

they share a closet

what’s yuta’s is byeol’s

and it would go the other way if byeol wasn’t tiny

they are the closest out of their relationships with everyone

natural chemistry

yuta is an active byeol-ta shipper

is he deadass, is he joking we don’t know

nicknamed the perv of the group, he set boundaries with byeol bc he is a respectful young man

byeol doesn’t have too many boundaries she just said stay out of he undergarments

to which yuta laughed and said too late

byeol was like. HUH

yuta had to explain for 5 minutes he was joking

along with winwin, byeol has to give him attention or he gets sad

byeol loves when he teaches her japanese

yuta’s contact for byeol: “スターちゃん⭐️” (star-chan) [idk if it’s actually right i’m sorry if it’s not]

byeol’s contact for yuta: “yuta-kun💛”

🐰doyoung & byeol

relationship: father and daughter

doyoung is the BIGGEST byeol protector

she is his BABY

he does simple little tasks for her like opening doors, tying her shoes, tucks her in when she falls asleep on the couch

byeol likes to pretend like she hates it but she doesn’t

makes her feel like a princess

in return she cooks and bakes for him a lot

even if she sucks at it sometimes

byeol also admires doyoung as a vocalist

she loves to watch him in the recording booth

and the “now i know” meme is her favorite

when it first went viral she sent it on bubble like seven times

crying of laughter

she’s a simple gal

doyoung’s contact for byeol: “별💛”

byeol’s contact for doyoung: “dad?🐰”

🍑jaehyun & byeol

relationship: roomies

their relationship dynamic is a fun one

they don’t have too many on camera moments

but the members could tell u about their shenanigans for HOURS

on the nights where byeol doesn’t sleep in yong’s room she sleep with jaehyun

since she’s moved in she probably hasn’t touched her own bed tbh

byeol says she texts jaehyun the most

the most common member to appear on jaehyun’s instagram

peaches duo v iconic

jaehyun has expressed many times he would love to do a duet with byeol but he doesn’t want her to outshine him

byeol likes to follow him to the gym and attempt his routine and usually collapses 15 minutes in

all the members says jaehyun flirts with byeol the most out of any other member

jaehyun’s contact for byeol: “peaches⭐️🍑”

byeol’s contact for jaehyun: “jay oppa🍑”

🐶jungwoo & byeol

relationship: what the fuck

these two are…

don’t let them near each other

loudest mfs

messiest mfs

they’re just fucking crazy

it’s sm worse when they’re drunk

don’t let them drink

they’re clingy and loud and byeol cries

the absolute silliest of gooses pt 2

nctzens got a lot of byeolwoo content during resonance as they both were in work it

they even sung the bridge together and they were both so happy about it

jungwoo’s contact for byeol: “별⭐️💚”

byeol’s contact for jungwoo: “jungwoo🤪💚”

mark and haechan’s are done in the nct dream version

[pbjpuppy]

PSPSPS ASK TIME what is your silliest most indulgent au. I feel like we all have that "this is so far removed from the source material it is unrecognizable but I LOVE it" moment. I know you love AUs for your OCs, spill!!!

OH MY FUCKIGN GOD *GRABS U* BUB THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION EVER I HAVE SOOOO MANY.

OMFG ok just off the top of my head I love Rockstars AU which is an AU I have with @apotheoseity where our OCs Scarlet and Bailey are sexy lesbian rival musicians who start out hating each other’s guts and end up falling in love . There’s SO MANY GOOD MOMENTS there was like a 3 week(?) time period where I was so fucking obsessed with them I was thinking abt them TWENTY FOUR SEVEN

WAIT OH MY GOD HOW DID I FORGET ABOUR VAMP AU?!?!? Vampire AU my fuckinf BELOVED . that’s a huge AU with my OCs and a bunch of my loved ones OCs (mostly Theo’s because I’m gay) all in a like. Cheesy Netflix original style scenario where it’s like a small town and theyre all high school kids/young adults and a ton of them are vampires or werewolves and there’s like a religious cult of vampire hunters that they have to avoid and it’s a metaphor for so many things and they are all gay and trans . It’s basically its own universe with detailed lore but it’s EXCLUSIVELY made up of AU versions of preexisting OCs from various stories/settings all put together and I fuckifn LOVE IT

SORRY THE TYPING IS SO INFORMAL THIS QUESTION MADE ME SO EXCITED ILY THANK U FOR ENABLING ME

[spacedykez]

hi ^-^ so um i may be able 2 help. i know i just reblogged with a link but also i will explain it for anyone else who might be interested. you happen to be talking to the king of lifesteal propaganda posts (joking- lifestealblr is great at propaganda <3)

so! lifesteal as you may have heard is a pvp server where the premise (which you will very quickly get tired of hearing, by the way. they repeat it like all the time) is that when you die, you lose a heart off of your permanent health bar. now, the hearts system has been explained to death, but if you're just looking for a quick summary:

Dying loses a heart (So, if you had ten hearts and you die you are now at nine)

Killing another player gains a heart. This is why it's called life-steal. you steal their lives.

Once you lose all your hearts, you are off the server for good.*

*unless someone revives you which is a mechanic I am not explaining again so help me gods. click the blue link if you're looking for an explanation of that.

That's the basics!! Now, as for whether it's a streamed server or a youtube server- well, the answer is yes. There are a lot of members who don't stream (or don't stream Lifesteal content), instead making videos on the server. But there are also a lot of members (cough SUBZ cough) who mostly stream, and only make occasional videos. There's also some people who make videos, in theory, but really they're more streamers. Then there's Parrot, whose videos are mostly edited versions of his streams.

As for how to watch it- go here it will tell you everything you need to know. Also, feel free to pop into my inbox for questions, also i can direct you to good lifesteal blogs & explain more about the server if you want.

And now! Are there catboys? Oh, boy are there. Every member of this server is a catboy, in fact.

[catboy edits courtesy of @/wisp-exe]

they r the silliest <3 they r sooooooo.

the first picture is ashswag. that's your adhd KING bow down to him. he has massive lag because of i don't even know why but he uses it to his advantage to become literally god. he tricked the server owner into letting him install a datapack that gave him god items. his videos are condensed adrenaline. theyre like catnip for adhd. you know that feeling you get from watching oli orionsound videos. yeah. ash has that. certified adhd kind. approved by my girlfriend (and no i will not stop mentioning them at all times i love xem and i take every chance to embarass xem <3 /aff)

the fourth picture is branzycraft and clownpierce and oh myg od. catboys extraordinaire and guys ever. clownpierce is a silly little guy literal killer clown who the entire server fears im not kidding. hes the best pvper on a server designed around pvp and he knows it. everybody knows it. and then there's branzy, who is a certified wet cat. he eats redston- SORRY. trying 2 stay MOSTLY coherent here. anyways. he's literally so bad at pvp on a server full of pvpers (hes MY little guy i can say this <33). but he is a cunning snake and he WILL betray u at every turn u can't trust him. he has the sexiest villain laugh.

sorry. as you can see. i am very very normal about them. anyways. the thing is that c!clown and c!branzy are very gay . and i mean they are EXPLICITLY roleplaying. cc!branzy is married. irl. and yet he consistently flirts with the clown. i could not make this up if i tried they literally canonically kiss. they make me so unwell <33 godbless <33

ANYWAYS. sorry for rambling on your post. please take this post as an apology

o dear people of tumblr, what is lifesteal . where is it. also is there a catboy in it?

[camifr0g]

Just answer all of them coward, pretend I just typed out every single one of the stand names that weren't already asked. Do it.

 …OH MY GOD UR GOING TO KILL ME….   ill put in under the cut cuz it’ll get long!! 

☆Star Platinum —  What is your favorite stand and why?

I think it’s a tie between splatinum and killer queen!! theyre both super cute, but in terms of stand power I would like killer Q the most.. shes so pretty

☆The World — Which part did you watch/read first?

Phantom Blood ofc, its part 1 for a reason hehe 

☆Hierophant Green — Which character do you relate to the most?

JOHNNY JOESTAR. EASY. both super bitchy, sarcastic, pathetic and crybabies! :) win

☆Silver Chariot — Are there any characters you initially disliked but now love? If so, who and what changed your mind?

Melone, prosciutto and kira (4)! at first melone and prosc just gave me the freakiest vibes, idk why they just made me SO uncomfy. kira 4 just fuckin sucks. I still dont like him but, I care for him.(kira 8 wins by a mile tho) :( 

☆The Fool — What’s the silliest misconception you had about the series before watching it?

I thought it was going to be a funny haha! cute silly series! I came out with trauma . 

☆Crazy Diamond — Time for the age-old question: What is your favorite part of JJBA and why?

STEEL BALL RUN. love the concept. fuckin love horse races and I LOVE COWBOYS. I LOVE WILD WILD WEST. The characters were amazing. Johnny had such good character development, the entire plot of this part was actually thought out and its amazing. its so depressing and some people dont like that but god I love crying at the things I read/watch. steel ball run is perfect if youre a masochist! 

☆The Hand — Which character(s) would you like to be your JoBro?

oh man. I had to think about this one I really did, but it comes down to Gyro, Gappy, Okuyasu and Rai (one of these things is not like the others) Gyro/Gappy/Oku because they are all DUMB and STUPID and precious and we would have some good dumbass time together, Rai because hes so pretty and he has a brain and I want to cook with him :( and also hug him because he looks SO fucking hug-able 

☆Echoes — What is your favorite OP and ED?

Chase and Last Train Home! 

☆Gold Experience — Time for the other age-old question: Who is your favorite JoJo?

Johnny Joestar babyyyyyyy His character development is literally too good for me to pass up, he is AMAZING. also hes so cute :] 

☆Sticky Fingers — What do you think is the most underutilized stand? How would you like to see it used?

OKUYASU’S STAND!!! dude literally has one of the most OP stands ever but hes too damn stupid to use it :( love that idiot

☆Sex Pistols — If you had to take one character on a date, where would you take them and who would you take?

oHHAHg GOD THIS IS SO CUTE BUT… there is one true answer. I would 100% take Rai on a date, Id take him some sort of fruit picking!! probably blueberry or cherry, because I know that bitch loves his fruits. Then we could make somethin yummy with it since hes so good at cookin :) I love Rai so much and he is SO fuckign pretty. 

☆Aerosmith — What is your favorite fight in the series?

RINGO ROADAGAIN’S TRUE MAN’S WORLD!!! 10/10. still have that volume saved on my computer

☆Purple Haze — What is your favorite quote from the series? 

 “What I was scared most of, was not being able to even say goodbye to my friends. To forget how to say goodbye. But… at the very end…. I still remembered that I have to say it..” :( 

☆Spice Girl — Most underrated character?

Fugo. and like, every single jojolion character because noNE OF YOU FUCKERS READ JOJOLION. IM GONA KILL YOU!!!!

☆Gold Experience Requiem — And time for the final age-old question: Who is your favorite JoBro?

kinda depends on who you consider the ‘’jobro’’ but I fuckin love Gyro and Yasuho/Joshu 

☆Beach Boy — What is your least favorite Stand and why?

I dont have one!!! I love pretty much all the stands I think :( 

☆The Grateful Dead — What’s your favorite headcanon for any character?

Karera and Josefumi r dating :] 

☆White Album — What are your favorite tracks from the OST? (All parts!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCyJoRA5SIA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdlFqOpTC04 These two bad boys. 

☆Metallica — What fight were you most surprised by?

Vitamin C and Killer Queen! that volume was INSANE and I loved it so much. its still one of my favorite volumes in Jojolion, so good. 

☆King Crimson — Which character would you most like to see a side-story for? (A la Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan.)

Hayato! and Karera. And Rai. And Weather report. And Hot pants/diego. And

☆Stone Free — If you were suddenly transported into the world of JJBA, which part would you like to be dropped into? And would you join the heroes or the villains?

GOD THIS IS HARDDD. Just kidding Jojolion. I have the smallest chance of dying and also I get to see all my favorites :) (except johnny smh smh) As long as Im not related to the Higashikatas in any way, Ill be fine . 

[wondergenie]

i want to write something to vent because i am fuming at the moment. its about my sister and how selfish she can be and i have no idea where it comes from because neither i or my parents are remotely that just leave me

it all starts from the silliest thing, a kpop discussion. yes, i know its dumb and its not that deep and no it really isnt but that isnt the point.

baseline: we have for the longest time been divided, im a gg stan and she is a bg stan. we have some common ground however, we both love BGs: mx and bts, and GGs: exid and mamamoo. these groups are safe territory.

usually we dont argue about it or discuss it, but my sister is always more cold about it than i am. regardless, she loves to show me things though. her interests. to her benefit, she is the one who got me in to kpop in the first place so there is that. because of this i let her show me things she enjoys, boy groups or actors and stuff that i dont even care about in the slightest, but because im nice i usually let her and about 50% of the time its something i actually find amusing or whatever.

but this particular argument started when i asked her if i could show her something too when she came to me asking if i wanted to see something funny. it was with some kdrama actor or something, and ive been dying to talk about RV’s Psycho with someone, so that was my end game. i watch your kdrama actors be funny, and i show you an mv. but of course she gets real antsy about it, like “NO i dont want to see what you’ll show me, because i know its gonna be all your girls and i dont care”

and i was like “????????? oh my god i watch your things all the time i indulge you, but you dont want to do that for me????? so we started arguing back and forth

“all your ggs sound the same theyre no good singers nothing is remarkable about them at all”

“well all your boys look and sound the same too thats the whole fucking point of kpop most of them are same its a factory industry of what ever is most popular at the time get the fuck off your high horse”

“how can you say that you know its not true some amazing singers are in bgs”

“well then how can you say all ggs are the same or are no talented singers, its the same as with your dudes??? but you dont give others a chance????”

and then she does what she always does when she knows she’s in the wrong, she bites at me one last time to feel like she gets the last word in and is right, and then she retreats like nothing happened. but this time i dont plan to be the one to break the ice. this is not about kpop at all, this is about her whole freaking attitude towards me and things i enjoy. its unfair that i have to be the better person every time because she cannot deal with negative or confrontational emotion or spend time on things that she doesnt like, for my sake, or actually, for anyone’s sake??? she does it to everyone, if she doesnt care about it, you wont get her attention at all, but she will ask for yours if its something she likes.

for fucks sake HAPPY CHRISTMAS this is the first time in years im actually furious with my little sister.

[oathofkaslana]

being very liberal w kind of pushed here:

obv kiamei makes me sick in the head it’s literally abt loneliness and finding life altering companionship within each other and sticking by each other no matter what bc you love each other…. this story is about love it will end with love…………. mei being the one to give kiana her final goodbye………. them constantly reassuring each other of their own humanity….. ough.

bronseele OUGH. angel demonisms will make me sick for the rest of my life bc of them i love them so much girls who claw their way back to each other despite the universes will.. they mean so much to me seele being the care bronya always needed/wanted and bronya being the first person who both believed in seele and got seele to believe in herself..

sakukallen.. they’re homes to each other i’m so fucking serious they’re literally new homes to each other and i love tht sm. they both feel like sinners but they saved each other. they’re everything the other wanted. a fresh start, a promise of protection, a future dedicated to being a knight….. ough.

elyeden. OUGHHHH. what if i chose to die alongside this era because your words about my art representing this era moved me so much that living in any other era would feel intrinsically wrong!? what if i spent the last moments of my life singing your favorite song as an ode to our era? what if i spent every moment of my life after your death thinking about you and what you would do in that moment? what if you were my best friend and the only one who seemed to deeply understand my art? what if we were both named after paradises? FUCKKKKKKK.

durarita. perfection is love… sm abt bianka being so fixated on her health and rita overly perfecting her cooking as a result to show her love for bianka.. rita preferring dogs and like literally not liking cats but still letting bianka bring home stan even when she and stan literally fuckibg fought fkdhjdfjdbjdjd all bc she loves bianka.. rita being perhaps the only person in the world who truly knows bianka ataegina aside from the monikers she’s gained..

susu. SORRY IM COUNTIBG THEM BITCH I MISS THEM SO BAD. literally silliest ppl ever but also sooooo sooo tender. two girls struggling w homesickness and feeling like they don’t belong and finding companionship w each other. susannah being the furthest in situation from sushang but still being the one who ultimately makes sushang feel at home…….. ough. Ough….. fuck.

owlana. DUHHHHHHHH. DEAR GOD THEYRE SO DOOMED I LOVE THEM. intentional kiamei parallels wrapped in tragedy. narrative wise written to both show mei’s feelings for kiana, the impact of mei’s betrayal, and mei’s guilt. AND deeply interesting on their own. ana lying to tianwu.. tianwu not thinking he’s good enough to actually see ana again…. ana killing tianwu….. tianwu still giving his core to ana anyways bc he still loves her even though he feels so deeply betrayed by her. some part of him hates her and some part of him just wants to hold her. they have a shared grave :( they can only be together in death.. even in their stigma forms…..

siegcelia.ohhhhh parents of all time. siegfried got his ass kicked for two whole years just to see cecilia again. mind you he came back to the very place he ran away from just to see her.. OUGH. cecilia holding siegfrieds smile so close to her heart it would be the only thing that made her smile when she was in a deeep depressive episode. both showing each other this new freedom that they’ve never really had. cecilia’s dream world showing her having short hair like how she had it back then i feel sick oh my god SIEGFRIED CLINGING ON TO THE INFINITY CORRIDOR BC CECILIA WAS IN IT AND KEVIN REALIZING HE WAS “CLINGING ON TO HIS LAST BITS OF HUMANITY” WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKM I HTE THEMMMM.

it’s genuinely impressive to me that i actually like every single canon pairing and pairing they’ve kind of pushed in hi3

[ipegchangbin]

IM GETTING DELIRIOUS !;!!;! you get me YOU GET ME

im pretty sure chan is aware of what goes on in our heads, no doubt about that when he acts like the way that he does (i mean he and minho wrote drive). hed secretly enjoy it though; half of him would probably wonder “thats how stays think of me?” and the other half would go “oh my god its hot that this is how stays think of me.”

hed probably cringe hard at certain fics and scenarios lets be real but the drive of knowing he is THAT beloved and THAT hot — its what gets him going!

lmfao i giggled so hard imagine chan going on ao3 “out of curiosity” one day only to become a semi regular lurker is one of the silliest things ever? what if he gets updates in his email about an ongoing series?? the rest of the members would either tease him or just smile about it (maybe because theyre guilty of the same thing too).

thank you for sharing your thoughts theyre so fun ^^

just a thought: in the off chance that you get an opportunity to date your fav and you admit to them that you read/write smut about them, have you ever wondered how theyd react ???