#theyre such fucking dorks

[mahi-does-some-art]

There's a bet at team M on wether Mahiru or Sakuya confess first. Pretty much everyone thinks Mahiru will...

Oh thats such a cheap bet LMAO

I feel like all of the Servamps and the adult Eves have a bet over it and the majority vote goes to Mahiru. They all go even further and try to guess how he would.

Kabedon? A resturant date? A handwritten letter?

"There's no way! Mahiru thinks those kinds of things are stupid! Plus, Sakuya's taller."

"Are you kidding? With those two awkward teens?"

"What are they, old men?" (Lily scoffs. It's romantic, thank you)

In a park? A coffee shop? Behind the school after class?

"In public? In broad daylight? Where other people could see?" "But it'd be so cute!! It could be at sunset!" "You think either of them could plan out an elaborate confession at a park during sunset and not fuck it up or run away?"

"Again, way too in public for those two. People are going to evesdrop" "Yeah, me."

"What is this, a shoujo?"

Sakuya taking the initative! Inviting Mahiru to one of the properties Tsubaki owns to be alone while he confesses!

"Rich kid confession..."

"That. Also I thought we agreed that Watanuki kid's too wuss to confess."

"It could happen!! We could be wrong!"

"I think you're putting too much faith in your subclass..."

"..."

Just kick him to the ground and purify him with the passion of your confession.

"Keep your kinks to yourself, Mr. Angel."

"!?"

Through text?

Lily nearly slams his drink down. "Over my dead body are they confessing over TEXT."

A phone call?

Kuro stares voidly at whoever said that. "...Have you seen how Mahiru reacts to telling his Uncle important stuff over the phone? Over being told important stuff over the phone? And you think he'd do that to that joker...?"

They all cringe. "Fair..."

They keep bouncing ideas around. Honestly it would be a good bonding activity for them, meddling in other peoples love lives LMAO... theyre so messy i love them

Also after the war and everyone's chill, theres no way tsubaki isn't going to tell everyone about that one part of the Waterpark Drama CD where Mahiru called Sakuya "Sakkun" and the poor boy nearly exploded over it.

[every-dayiwakeup]

[nikonuee]

Hey DunMeshi gang, have we considered:

Falin has feathers now

Birds floof/puff up

Marcille kissing Falin and all her feathers puffing up

DO YOU SEE MY VISION, FARCILLE ARMY?

[pjsk-headcanons]

Tsukasa and Minori know all the sailor moon and mlp lore

You ask Tsukasa and he's all like "BECAUSE SAKI ENJOYED IT!!!!" you ask Minori and she says "IT'S MY CHILDHOOD!!!"

- 🍙 anon

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[3416]

thinking about how mitch and auston both have tattoos on their upper right arms to symbolize their family and the family crests.................

totally feeling normal every time i remember that

[corethetrueidiot]

There will always be a reminder.

(IM FUCKING DEVASTATED.PLEASE IM FUCKING CRYING. YOU CANT JUST SEPERATE THEM LIKE THAT IM GOINGTO THRROW HANDS?? GHDHDHHFHFHHF)

[dexter-erotoph]

i havent mentioned how unreasonably happy i am about this….. id say im like one of eyes’ biggest fans i love them so much

[greghatecrimes]

chris “i would like to buy some cocaine, please” taub and thirteen “i’m just a bitch who knows what she wants” hadley, everybody

[horseshoemybeloved]

YOOOO FOB PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE FANS THIS IS CRAZY THE TWO TIMES IVE DRAWN FOB IN A RECORDING STUDIO ITS BEEN BASED OFF THE ONE IN THIS MOVIE

AAAAAA I LOVE THIS MOVIE ITS SO FUCKING BAD THE BEGINNING IS TOO FAST ENDING TOO FAST MIDDLE TOO SLOW EVERYONE IN IT IS BAD MOSTLY BUT OOOOOUGH THIS IS MAKING GO CRAAAAAZYY AAAAA

( also the fourth image is the reference for the second one :3 )

[hamable]

The whiplash of being emotional and thoughtful about Belle 2021 and then also thinking about Chikami Shinjiro and his fucking CROCS.

[curly-fried]

I think all characters need to be lame in a non charming way

[pechaberriesandsoju]

These two have me pinned between them as they glare each other down cause they're jealous, but they forget that I have two hands.

[haveihitanerve]

"What does it mean? We have no idea. But its poetry!"

-Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal when asked the meaning behind the lyrics in their songs

[oxygen-stealer]

Oh!! Oh!!! Fellow transfem Scarecrow enjoyer!!!!!

My personal headcanon for them is that they're transfem nonbinary, while Eddie is transmasc nonbinary (the two of them are married your honor), and Jervis is their genderfuck bestie who they're vaguely in a queerplatonic triad with. I want to hear all about your headcanons though 👀

No pressure of course!! We don't know each other and I don't want to make you uncomfortable, I'm just like !!!! at someone having similar headcanons from what I can tell!!

YES that's all pretty close to my own headcanons for all of them tbh. Jen is transfem (she/it), Edward's transmasc (he/him, self-made man and all that), Jervis is genderfluid (he/she/they). Jen is Eddie's scary wife and they wuv each other so much, Jen and Jervis are queerplatonic besties, Eddie and Jervis are friends but also kinda sorta can't stand eachother They take stabs at each other but nowadays it's more an affectionate thing. They all hang out a bunch, the rest of the rogues gallery can't stand them because they're all so insufferable.

[local-pokesimp]

Have you tried putting Steven in the same team as Lisia? Lisia got an updated voiceline. She and Steven said something new when teamed and won together!

When I saw this, I was like, AYO FR??? AND IT'S FOR REALS

(Tumblr is acting up so I can't post the vid, so... Yeah... I'll post it somewhere else and put the link in here later.)

When teaming up:

Lisia: I'll be counting on you, Steven!

And I think that's so neat, because if it's Lisia first, then you put Steven in, he says, "I've got your back, Lisia!" (In the absolute weirdest pronunciation of Lisia in existence) and I just think it's nice that these voice lines imply that Steven looks out for Lisia and that she trusts him. Peak uncle in law and niece relationship.

Winning the battle:

Lisia: Dazzling, dizzying...!

Steven: Doldrums defying...?

LET ME TELL YOU, I FUCKING STARTED CACKLING. Until now, whenever I recall on that I just chuckle to myself like an idiot. It's just so funny. But I also just find it really cute that Steven Stone, calm and cool Steven Stone who can make a person drop to their knees with a deathly serious look (out of fear or the Horny™️, you decide) just decides to go along with Lisia's thing. He sounds so cute and unsure like. I just love it. And I'm sure Lisia is just giggling and telling Wallace about it as Steven blushes like hell. PEAK UNCLE IN LAW AND NIECE RELATIONSHIP. PEAK.

Edit:

It's up on my twitter. Can be viewed here

[tochimo0]

I WAS READING THE FUCKING NUTTIEST MOST GUT WRENCHING BUT I GET HOW YOU FEEL FANFICS ON AO3 AND I WAKE UP AT THE CRACK ASS OF DAWN FOR IT TO BE

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Give me my delulu BACK the weed isn't ENOUGH