#theyre so fucking cool

[monsterroonio]

POV: You interrupt them roasting each other behind Grillbys

We're all gonna pretend that I haven't been gone for about a month, because yeah. Aren't they so fucking cool I love them sm gonna make them go kiss now

[bawltongue]

KoRn

[wankstain-mcgee]

Why do I dream of mines??? I've literally dreamed of the same collection of imaginary mines for years

[awhoreintheory]

Hello! I hope you’re having a good day/night/whatever!

I was thinking about your hearts infected klance au and I love it so much and I was wondering if you had any tidbits/ideas about it you’d be comfortable sharing

If not no worries!

Hello, anon. Please marry me

ANYWAYS OF COURSE?? It's lowkey my favorite au I just suffer from a very serious illness caused commitment issues 😔 its tragic

Lance is 21, Keith 23, Shiro and Adam 29, and Krolia ans Texas are young at heart

Lance picked up Kosmo when he was a puppy while he was still traveling by car in the beginning of the zombie apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse started when a asteroid crashed into earth, containing frozen alien bacteria inside of it. Humans obviously snooped, samples collected and vials broke, and some poor bloke ended up eating a shitty lab served hamburger with a side of zombie virus!

Zombie apocalypse started in Cuba for the sole reason of angst 🤗

Lance was a med student in NYC before the zombie outbreak, and spent the first two months (its a miracle America didn't go to shit before that) helping in hospitals. Things got so dire it didn't even matter how long yoi were in med school for, hospitals were actively begging for help.

Hunk was in Hawaii at the time of the outbreak, which was a rare part of the world largely left unaffected. In the sense there were no zombies.

Shiro hasn't lost his arm (yet) but he served in the military, same with Adam.

Krolia was special forces in the military. She's like a modern day ninja.

Texas was a police man then fireman, but was largely a stay at home dad once Keith was born.

Shiro is the son of a friend Texas adopted after they died, and technically knew Texas before he even met Krolia.

Adam is from Spain and moved to America after his parents cut him off/disowned him for being gay.

Lance is the oldest sibling! He has (had) 6 younger sisters

The Koganes don't know nearly as much as Lance about zombies bc they managed to fortify their farm and live there for the first 5 months of the zombie apocalypse. They start moving toward DC after receiving a transmission from Matt to head there.

Lance was able to keep in regular contact with Pidge and Hunk before the internet finally went down 3 months into the apocalypse. Pidge tells him to head to DC.

Lance ends up from NYC to Alabama after the internet went down bc he can't read a physical map and Google maps stopped working.

Lance managed to travel by car for 4 months before he realized it was way too loud and had to ditch it.

Krolia advocates so strongly for Lance to stay with them bc she is literally like "omg a baby!"

Texas is willing to go along with anything his beautiful wife's says

Texas killed his first zombie simply bc Krolia told him to, no questions asked. He didn't even know it was a zombie. Krolia was like "kill that bastard!" And Texas was deadass like "yes my queen"

Lance didn't really have to teach Kosmo anything, he kind of just picked things up and did them.

Kosmo is the main reason Lance is alive. Kosmo listens and smells the zombies and alerts Lance.

While mindless, the zombies still have the instincts to avoid the sun as it speeds up the decaying process, thus leading to zombies being more active at night.

Zombies cannot see, they lose this as soon as they turn, but newly turned zombies can hear for the first few months before they decay too badly. At around the 6-7 month mark is when smelling is their only sense left. Despite being dead, they're very strong. They lack the coordination to run fast, but retain the instincts required to hunt.

Anyone is free to add on btw!!! I love love love zombies and theories and ideas I could go on forever about them!!!!

[benjaminwolf1234-blog]

SPOILER FOR ONE PIECE SCROLL PAST THIS POST REALLY FAST IF YOU HAVEN’T CAUGHT UP

Dude it’s so fucking sick that Bonney can also turn into Nika like bro I can’t wait to see that I’m the anime

I LOVE LUFFY in gear five and NOW THERE’S TWO OF THEM

It also asks if Luffy is a reincarnation of Nika or just a reincarnation of Joy Boy which also means WE COULD SEE MORE OF THEM

I’m still glad that it was Bonney because she’s one of my favorite characters

LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE SO FUCKING COOL

HOW HAS ODA FOUND THE ONE WAY INTO MY HEART

[hearse-full-of-rats]

The audacity that people have just perceiving me. As if I'm here. Fucking rude

[x-0h-m3-0h-my]

not me seeing that a cool person i follow liked the tmtc sneak peak. im fine . im normal. im so completely normal. i totally didnt go feral every time they commented on my fics on ao3.

[tt-squid]

i dont have any money to spend on stuff like this rn so all i can do is dream, but-

LOOK AT THESE!!!!!

[sarahandthesafewords]

i check on this account for the first time in ages and i see that the real dog park dissidents saw my post oh my god im exploding ( i love you guys )

[beansproutmafia]

Fr. I don't understand the hate around them. Like neopronouns are so cool and so fun to use. And the people who do use them are so cool. Let people live their lives. How hard is it to just respect someone?

if you cant even handle someone using funky neopronouns then i cant imagine how unbearable you are to be around. i bet you suck all the life out of the room and make everyone around you miserable

[jovine]

buhh im literally at my bottom dollar but I want the fleshwater shorts so bad

[xo8ball]

EVERYNYAN GO TAKE YOUR BUTTS TO THE WARNING

[gayanimebitches]

hi i need every single person to watch this guy playing bocchi song bc i cant stop and i need everyone else to be hooked too

[hydrogenperfoxide]

Why did no one tell me Raven van Dorst asked people to use they/them and die/hen for them!?

I've been speculating they'd prefer that for years but it turns out they *do*

[kingzombear]

I saw you write “Bear” next to Ragatha and forgot it was your water mark, but now in my mind Ragatha had a bear build ☺️

Also your art is top tier 👌

Bearagatha is REAL gooseworx is my mom. Ragatha has a teddy bear named Andy

I like to think she drew her tummy hair on with felt marker cause she felt (lol) like it. Also, I don't think anyone here has nails girl 🧐

[gnecrognomicon]

I'm at naka-kon rn and I keep seeing the best fucking griddlehark cosplayers. Like they just left the charity ball and walked by in the royal ball au outfits. Immediately followed by a man in a bowser costume giving a heartfelt kazoo performance but still