#theyre in the same fucking boat lmao

[carolinelikesdinner]

I feel like Bracken/Brackendra had the potential to be like. Not Weird if Brandon Mull actually wrote it that way. Like if he had actually made it so that Bracken was actually mentally 17 and not a full grown unicorn (see: Bracken having his third horn and reaching "maturity") and made Kendra, well, not 14 when they met. Brandon Mull seems to go back and forth on whether or not its weird for them to have feelings for eachother (it is, at least the way Brandon wrote it). In ROTDS when Ronodin proposes to Kendra, she's like "omg ew,,ur so much older than me" and then. Calls Bracken her boyfriend. You know. The guy thats the same age as Ronodin.

When Bracken first appeared in the prison with Seth, I actually really liked him. He was witty and actually had some personality. But then when Kendra met him, all his personality became reduced to "ok guys let’s give Kendra a straight love interest because we killed the last one in the previous book". I just feel like the two Brackens we met are so different in terms of how they interact with the story. Sorry for ranting but as a previous Brackendra girlie its just interesting to think about

[suffarustuffaru]

hiii i made another rezero spotify playlist again.

so this goes through subarus Entire character arc from arc 1 all the way roughly to arc 8!! gonna put notes under the cut.

theres a few repeat songs from my other playlists, mainly from the emilia playlist and the other subaru playlist i made, but i keep it to a minimum!! these songs are important okay.

i use several rezero songs because. well a lot of official rezero songs are from subaru's pov if you look at the lyrics + play in certain crucial moments. and also theyre bops and this is my playlist so i do what i want HAH

also in general i wanted to choose a blend of. more depressing songs. but also more upbeat ones. and a mixture of both of those. subaru has a rollercoaster of an arc hah i had to get a specific Tone here.

the first three songs are the intro songs!! the ones that summarize subarus entire character <3 okay also i know "the whole being dead thing" is an absolutely hilarious choice for a subaru playlist. even in just the song title alone. but LMAO i stand by that choice. 1000%.

"waving through a window" is like. just a bit pre-arc 1, then "connect" is the arc 1 to arc 2 transition

"relive" and "peace and love on the planet earth" mark memory snow and the end of arc 2 overall. "all i've ever known" is in this section because of remsuba growing close together. "ceilings" and "same boat" are in this section because i think they kind of fit the specific kind of Yearning subaru has. just in the sense that rbd undos time hes spent with the others; he loves them, but do they love him back? he knows them, but they dont know him. that sort of thing. i had to acknowledge it ;-;;;

"wrecking ball" (yes i know its a very fitting song title aljsldf) to "mr loverman" are arc 3!! also yes i know theres a lot of songs from the show crazy ex-girlfriend in this section but like. hear me out okay those songs fit. i think it's easy to tell what theyre referring to with the song titles alone also alksdjfljksfd

(and yes "what is this feeling?" is referencing subaru and julius's unfortunate first meeting. i couldnt resist.)

"realize" (this is specifically the cover that subarus va did!!) to "hopes and dreams" is arc 4. "look whos inside again" and "this is me trying" can be seen as references to subaru's first trial also.

"haven't you noticed (i'm a star" to "fightsong" are the transition from arc 4 to arc 5. and yes i had to include the song "boy bi".

"theater D" to "zero to hero" is the rest of arc 5. and yes theater D is an extremely good song okay it deserves to be in this playlist twice. the second time just represents sirius fucking shit up <3 "i see stars" is supposed to represent subaru's heroic speech to the entire city!! "immortals" is also in reference to subaru learning reinhard can Also die and come back.

"soldier, poet, king" is the transition into arc 6. you can also see the "soldier, poet, king" as julius, subaru, and emilia.

"demons" to "soap" is the rest of arc 6 <3 and if you so desire it you can see "at my back" and "what else can i do?" as julisuba (platonic or otherwise) songs.

"collusion" and "malachite's theme" are the transition into arc 7-8 and the rest of the songs that follow after are the rest of arc 7-8!! "run boy run" marks the start of the child subaru arc yes.

"your reality" is the finale song... i know it's like a pretty calming choice for a subaru playlist aljsdlf but i feel like the lyrics are fitting for the entirety of his character arc and the possible direction it might take yes!!

[terranceholdsapencil]

So Ive watched Boom and initial thoughts

S14e03 "Boom" doctor who spoilers

-immediately knew these guys were dead.

-susan twist what are you doing in my ambulance

-killing someone because they'd take four weeks to recover is insane but also works great as the endpoint of capitalism

-casual reminder that I adore 15s theme. Its very different from other Doctor's themes but its lovely.

-skye boat song?!?! Two played that on his recorder back in the web of fear

-"One wrong move, and BOOM. I go all food mixer"

Great line, 10/10

-"everywhere is a beach eventually"

I hate that this made me think of Rose

-"Why, does a landmine have lights on it?" "*groans* capitalism" "Excuse me?" "Flashy lights play well in a showroom. Modern warfare. Death by salesmen"

This is just. Oxygen but instead of a space station its warfare. Jamie Mathieson basically wrote this already. But thats okay I will still eat it up

-lesbian gymkhana. Noice.

-"IiIm not even screaming yet"

THAT'S THE RIGHT ATTITUDE 🫵

-smelted :)

-"i was trying not to show off" well thats new cause you always show off

-"you are brave." "mm." "And you are wonderful. And I forgive you for being incredibly stupid"

Do you know what that reminded me off? The dead boy detectives staircase confession. Come on, you hear it too:

"Also, I cannot BeLIEve you would risk your entire existence coming down to this operatic horror show for me. That is so FUCKING stupid its unbelievable" "Sorry. No version of this where I didnt come get you, is there"

-"I went down to the beach, and there she stood, dark and tall, at the edge of the wood. The Sky´s too big; Im scared!, I cried, she replied: Young man, dont you know theres more to life than the moon and the president´s wife?"

Was she erm , was she nice, the presidents wife?

Ah, well, that was a lie put about by the shabogans. It was the presidents daughter. I didnt steal the moon, I lost i..

Id know you anywhere.

12 AND CLARA MENTIONED?!?!?

-"Life is cheap. Patients are expensive"

Just as I said. War oxygen. Theyre fighting the algorithm. And capitalism.

-"war is business, and business is booming"

-"and my name is the doctor ""the doctor isnt a name" "yeah. haha! And I not even a doctor."

Was the degree in cheesemaking a lie? What about the lego? Doctor, have you lied to me?

Medicine, science, engineering, candy floss, philosophy, music, problems, people, hope, and practically everything :(

-"Great name, Mundy Flynn. You should marry RUby, then you´ll be mundy sunday. Go on, get married, Id laugh every day."

NOW THATS MY TYPE OF HUMOUR 🫵‼️

-"Ive met sentient Mud. lovely girls. I mean grumpy, yeah, but you try lying around with your face full of mammals all day."

I thought of the morax from the witchfinders first but yeah lovely girls

-"im a much bigger bang than you bargained for.

im a lot more explosive than I look and honey, I know how I look."

Originallt I was just a fan of the first line but something about the doctor being in a very bad situation but going "Im hot af :)" is... lmao

-SNOW??? SNOW STOPPING MID AIR???

-"do you get-get-get it?"

-the way he said "girl" in "now you need proof, faith giArl?"

-DAD TO DAD???

I reallt liked the theory of Susan coming back but this might also hint at a general doctor-family thing. Maybe his child

-when everything worked out the soundtrack was the same as during the tardis reveal in the star beast. I had to stop the episode cause that score made me FEEL things. I could not the heck focus on 15 with this soundtrack on cause. Uhm.

....

Im so sorry but this tardis reveal is so so so SO special to me so playing the same music is actually vile. Because. No I wont be able to focus on the actual episode. I couldnt focus on the actual episode because 15 sang a song 2 played on his bloody recorder. You cant use a TARDIS REVEAL SCORE.

-"What happened" "well, its uh, its kind of hard to sum up. I think if I had a diary it would be a little bit too exiting for words. I think I could write it with drums. Can you write a diary with drums? I bet I could."

IS THIS A THOSCHEI REFERENCE?! 🗣🗣🗣

-the sky is like actually super pretty on kastarion 3

-"quite frankly, your life span sucks" HAHA

-"fish fingers and custard is mt favourite" FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD?!

-"A sad, old man once told me. WHat survives of us is love."

-irs actually insane how happy the tardis "vworp vworp vworp" makes me. Everytime the tardis disappears I giggle like little kid.

-im sorry but the next ep is SO intriguing Im very excited for next week, more excited than thid one actually

[waffliesinyoface]

None of this is set in stone, but! I have a rough outline for the Snow Chuunin Exams now.

Chuunin exams timeline

introductions, team training

trip + boat ride. Kakashi gets to come along and Karin spends a chunk of time trying to corner him

Land of Snow + trains, and then Yukigakure. Might put a discussion about the land of snow -> land of spring thing and how yukigakure is going through a little bit of a crisis because depending on how that machine works, it will seriously destabilize a LOT of their jutsu.

First exam is intel gathering/psychological fuckery

idea 1: teams are separated and led to believe that the chuunin exam was actually a Trap and they’re now surrounded in enemy territory, OR, separated and corned by snow nin who want them to give up details on other teams? im not 100% on this. I still need to think on it.

Second exam is wilderness survival in the snow. lmao. good luck. Instead of a scroll, the name of the game is Bounty Hunting. Each team is given a list of targets from the other entrants and they have to bring back one of them alive, while also not losing any of their own members. But also some of the targets are actually chuunin plants, so better hope you were paying attention to who all was actually there at the briefing! (I want one of the teams to accidentally hit a chuunin plant… and then still manage to capture them ANYWAYS. Possibly Gai’s team, because they are maniacs.)

I kind of want Karin to figure out how to use her chains here in a moment of high stress just for maximum “Oh fuck” reactions. Also because they would be really convenient for prisoner transport.

Also speaking of Karin, yes there IS a team from grass taking the exams too! isn’t that fun :)

Third exam is standard tournament arc, obviously. I’m waffling back and forth on it, but I might have it so that instead of 1v1 fights, its 2v2 fights, with each genin “randomly” matched up with someone else from their village (the OTHER reason for the 4 man squads, to have even numbers in the case of only one team from a village getting to the final round).

If I go this route, both Kiba and Hasami get to team up. Snow wanted them to be at a disadvantage because they both have the same fighting style and so any weaknesses would be multiplied… however, uh. The inuzuka’s whole thing is combination attacks. Do you know what’s worse than fang over fang? Fang over Fang over Fang over Fang.

I want to have Killer B’s team show up because Theyre the only named characters from Kumo that we know. Also this gives me an excuse to bring in Karui, who I like.

I also want to have someone from Iwa with Explosion Release, albeit not as stupidly overpowered as deidara, because Explosion Release is like Iwa’s main crazy bloodlimit. (I might branch out into other shounen and just make them a bakugou expy???)

(in fact, I almost certainly will, because the idea made me giggle)

-Also because its land of snow, SOMEONE is getting that bullshit chakra armor from the movie. The main weakness is the fact that they short out if two sets of armor come into contact, but with only one armor set that is less of an issue! Unfortunately, Sakura gets to fight them, and they are going through the wall. She already knows how it works and HER jutsu (punching people through walls) requires very little chakra so there’s nothing for them to steal.

[nerves-nebula]

(long ask heads up srry) damn so im a donnie kinnie AND a raph kinnie. fuck! /lh

i just wanna give them both a hot chocolate and tell them theyre both wonderful lil guys :( /pos

and poor mikey who i feel like for SURE gets lost in the chaos, even after they all move away and start recovering & repairing their relationships w/ each other. between Donnie's sexual trauma/inferiority complex(?), Raph feeling like a failed protector, and Leo's whole. Situation. i feel like Mikey probably gets the short end of the stick vis-a-vis brotherly comfort bc comparatively, his own trauma could be seen as not so severe (even though it totally is!) -stitch

SOBB NOT YOU DIAGNOSING DONNIE WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX!! this is what happens when i put too much of myself into a character (i am constantly battling an inferiority complex lmao. it is RUINOUS to my mental health. you'd think all these compliments would have given me an ego by now but at most it's given me permission to ACT like I think I'm cool and awesome)

you're right that Mikey gets kind of left behind though, which isn't ENTIRELY everyone else's fault to be fair. Mikey kind of leaves himself behind too. he spent so much time angry at their situation that now that things have changed he kind of just expects himself to be happier/better automatically. and he goes a bit crazy with the freedom for a while which makes it hard to talk to him about his emotions, because he SEEMS to be really happy all the time! That's good, right?

I think he's also a little emotionally illiterate when it comes to himself. he can sniff out other people's emotions just fine but when he looks at himself its a bit harder for him to tell. unless the answer is obvious (like being mad because splinter yelled at him or something).

so yea Mikey kinda just doesn't know what to do with himself. which is funny cause that's the same boat all his brothers are in, in one way or another. and they could probably really easily relate to each other if they'd just!! talk about it!!

his life mission was to convince his brothers that their dad sucks ass, and now they all agree with him! and they've all moved out together! so why are things still hard??? maybe he should do some underage drinking about it or something.

[happy-tori-friends]

Please elaborate on your ffxiv au 👀

- 🐑 Anon

its nothing concrete but i just like ffxiv...

some spoilers for everything - including endings shadowbringers and endwalker (everyone should play shadowbringers its so good)

i imagine its like an isekai just for funsies, so dont and did have to adjust to not having their abilities. and also being turned into the ffxiv races. they basically wake up on the cart/boat (i think alphinaud and alisae will be going to limsa via the boat in this au... idk if i'll ever write it but if its something ppl wanna see i am Willing...). tho they all have the echo. technically dungeons are meant to be 4 player but for our intents and purposes we're gonna ignore that. its My AU i get to make the rules

as for jobs... splendont is a marauder/warrior, splendid is a gladiator/paladin, flippy is an arcanist - for jobs he'd be a scholar and fliq would be summoner (tho fliq would also do reaper i think)

idk what the twins would start as but theyd end up switching to rogue/ninja asap, tho lifty would go machinist in heavensward and ive toyed with viper shifty. probably archer for a starting class just for gridania rep. i started at maurader on lifty just for easier access to rogue but that doesnt really matter. rip to splendid who is all alone in ul'dah.

now races... the twins are miqo'te, specifically keepers of the moon (bc thats what i made lifty)... maybe wildwood elezen. and flippy... xaela au ra (im an au ra lover... my main's an au ra and i have a secondary character thats also an au ra who i made to pair with estinien bc i like him was the second option for shipping my main w b4 i went with my beloved g'raha. i was gonna put a picture of my main, honoka miyashiro, here but i forgor. lovingly known as honk.) i was thinking au ra for super bros but i think flippy au ra is better. still not sold on elezen tho. maybe hyur? 23rd the 2nd benchmark comes out maybe i'll make them in that? theyre gonna questioned for their names but... oh well.

ive done arr a few times but ive only played the 2.1+ patches very little (im not done with post endwalker yet either i just started 6.4 but i started levelling reaper after the last trial) so i dont remember Too much (im gonna new game plus some things + i could stream ffxiv lifty's adventures) but i do remember many key moments. i'll put a cut here bc im gonna get into story events

i pulled up to the inn to look at the unending journey. but the openings are basically the same except flippy and dont are working together + the twins are too, and the city-states all send out envoys to each other for funny 'oh hey we all had the same idea lmao' moments and they all get directed to go to investigate sastasha (not b4 the twins take up rogue, getting disappointed when they realize they're actually supposed to maintain the code) where they all meet again and everyone is like 'yay thank god you're okay' and of course after copperbell and beating up some dick, all the scions show up and say "hey you're pretty cool join our club :)'

okay i haven't thought too much about story things in main arr + what grand company they join. but. i think if i go the route of different events being focused more on different characters in place of the wol, splendid being the one to be framed for poisoning nanamo might work best bc he does start in ul'dah + being framed like that kinda fucks with him mentally - 'i should've been more diligent, i shouldn't have just picked something up and kept it, how could i have been so blind?' and being considered traitorous + seeing all that happened at the bloody banquet is. well it's... a lot, especially for him (though he probably thinks he should be used to it considering canon htf but in see what develops he did get sick when he saw mime's body. i think. may in fact be misremembering).

splendont holding the twins close to him as they want into ishgard bc its cold and they can barely see through the snow... and the twins thinking 'we've done something good for once, we were celebrated as heroes and this is what we get?'

stormblood i dont have too many thoughts on either but if i go the route of flippy (or well fliqpy really) being the one to be zenos's main rival... i think fliq and zenos would have fun banter. also he would 100% do the reckless thing with yugiri and try to kill him with very little plan.

i think when there's split paths they do split up (aka at the beginning of expansions where there's different quest chains to start with) but thats all i've really thought about so far regarding some beginnings... i do know that i want splendont and the twins to be the ones to go to amh araeng bc them witnessing tesleen would be - that is if i even end up having flippy and splendid in shadowbringers bc they might stay back to help tataru and stuff... but having did there would make it a bit more painful so i dont know. splendont is considered the shard of azem here, (dont ask how if its an isekai its just how things seem to be rolling) and the one feo ul bonds with so it all ends up working out. also the exarch barely managing to bring all 3 (or 5) over when he finally gets it right is funny.

back on the subject of them having seen tesleen transform, it genuinely freaked them the fuck out and fearing it could happen to dont, lifty and shifty probably beg splendont to let them dispell some of the lightwardens' aether especially when y'shtola mistakes him for a sin eater and after qitana ravel where y'shtola is sure it is being absorbed and tells him to inform her of any side effects. but splendont says 'Absolutely Not. i can deal with it i'm not letting Anything happen to you.'

after malikh's well when he starts having pain and getting sick they beg him again, but he again puts his foot down. they fight about it, and the twins spend the night in a different room in pendants (they cant see ardbert anyways and have just thought splendont was seeing things).

things are tense throughout kholusia, and its very clear that lifty and shifty are afraid of what will happen when they kill the final lightwarden. then their fears are proven true when innocence is killed and splendont starts to turn because he cant contain the light and the sky they worked so hard to bring night back to reverts to the eternal day.

and despite the tension, despite the pain, he looks at them and says 'i promise... i'll be fine. i didn't want this to happen to you.'

'you fucking moron, this wouldn't have happened... if we shared the light,' shifty retorts but he and lifty are too afraid to get close, especially with urianger being weird. and all this time theyve gone with this in hopes of finding a way home, and now they might lose splendont and it feels like they'll never get home.

there's a lot of emotions going on with the exarch reveal bc they also dont want him to sacrifice himself just for splendont either but theres no other choice is there and then emet-selch comes in and that little bit of hope is dashed. and though ryne delays the inevitable it is still, at that moment, inevitable. they do their best to help the scions look for a way to save him but it's very clear that they're pessimistic, heartbroken. afraid that it's true that everyone they hold dear to them is destined to be taken away. if theyd fought harder, if they could have been more convincing...

i have more thoughts about shadowbringers (mostly with the twins being afraid splendont is taking up emet's offer) but i'll skip to the end so if i do write it i dont end up spoiling everything. but after ardbert fuses with splendont, lifty and shifty join him to fight hades alongside whoever else the exarch summoned... and when all is said and done and it's revealed that splendont is no longer being corrupted by the light, after they return to the source and have reported to tataru and krile, and they take a moment to breathe... they plead with him to let them bear some of his burdens, just as they let him do. even if it's for their sake, neither of them want him to do anything like that ever again, and they make him promise. they all cry about it, even dont, because Fuck that was probably so stressful. he does tell them what happened with ardbert though.

endwalker... endwalker. ultima thule in particular. while fliq would be the one to fight zenos at the end if i go the 'everyone has a part to play', and probably the one that gets posessed in 'in from the cold' i think i want dont to be the last one standing in ultima thule and extend it a little bit, in particular so lifty and shifty can sacrifice themselves for him. and at the very end when they are alone again he tells them not to scare him like that again. lifty responds with. 'it was like that for us too. that's why we made that promise. your burden was to go forward, and we helped you bear it.'

'we came back anyways,' shifty adds, but he 100% expected to just. be dead forever. theres a lot of crying again. ffxiv makes me emotional so it makes the characters emotional.

also in elpis splendont being like 'i am a familiar of azem.' and shifty confidently goes 'yeah and we're his familiars' and lifty facepalms. 'thats absolutely not how it works, shifty.'

of course none of this is fully set in stone. flippy and splendid might not even be included at all bc a lot of my thoughts are mostly dont lifty and shifty save for zenos n fliq (if i go this route, one of the twins would be made a pugilist and start in ul'dah) bc i dont have many ideas for the twins to have wol major moments other than thinking about them being framed for poisoning nanamo instead of splendid. this also got really long... i'm gonna have to do this arent i? ffxiv au yes or no poll when.

[laesas]

OH OH OH SHIP ASK MEMEEEE

KimBig

💙 KIMBIG MY OTHER BELOVED 💙

I have a feeling that this ship is literally just me and 5 other insane people that I brought along for the ride! But anyway!

I love them! Doomed by the narrative, never going to end well, one of the best ships not to ship. Proxyfucking because they cant have the person they want. Gorgeous. Delicious. Outstanding. Made by me, for me tbh.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't just misread the top right one as "theyre the same fucking guy" and double down but I fear that my opinion on the guy they're both fucking would land me in fandom jail lmao.

Ok so theyre not exes but I also think that baby Kim couldn't have gotten through adolescence surrounded by hot men without developing at least one little crush on an oblivious older bodyguard. and Big is the funniest possible option here sorry :')

I think that the dynamic of them both growing up alongside Kinn is so interesting. Kim is resentful of Big in many ways for essentially fitting where Kim used to, beside his older brother. Big is obviously in love with Kinn and can't tell him, but while Kim maintains this whole snarky moral superiority over the fact that Big is in unrequited love with Kinn; Kim is essentially in almost the exact same boat. He loves his brother from afar but cant actually bring himself to tell him outright. Thematic parallels my beloved.

Oh the devotion (just not to eachother)

Bonus! - Dead-darling of a snippet under the cut.

So for context: This got cut because the entire context for the piece changed - I decided the fic worked better as a stand-alone where nothing had ever happened between Kim and Big before BUT once upon a time this was the second chapter of a two parter: in this scenario: months before this, Kim and Big has Done Bits in Kim's office and then never spoken about it again. Now theyre drinking together, Kim's spilled his drink and Big has just cleaned it up. Kim is desperate for some kind of distraction and drinking together hasn't proven distracting enough.

Kim dips two of his fingertips into the amber liquid in his hand. The ice is cool and slick against his fingertips as he chases it around the glass. Kim feels an almost impish smile spreading across his features. “You missed a bit.” Kim says. “What?” “You missed a bit.” Kim says, Big stares back, almost incredulous. It looks good on him. Kim stirs the glass, ice clinking softly against the sides before languidly raising his hand. He lets the whisky drip from his fingertips onto the table.  “See?” He grins. Big, looks as if he's a drop away from muttering something else under his breath but watches, rapt, as Kim holds his gaze and slowly licks the whisky from his own fingertips. It’s silent for a while. “Do you think about it?” Kim asks, eyes half lidded, letting his eyes rake over Big where he’s seated in the chair. Big holds the glass instinctively against his chest. He half expects Big to play dumb, to glance off at the doorway and stand again. To straighten the creases in his suit and leave. Kim would let him this time. Big cocks his head, blinking at him slowly, holding Kim's eye with the kind of defiance that could only be brought on by an awful cocktail of alcohol and anxiety. “Do you?” Big asks in answer. The smallest of smirks hides behind the rim of his glass, only visible in the crease of his eye as they flicker off to the side. There’s a slight sheen to his bottom lip that the whisky has left. “Careful.” Kim warns smoothly, just to watch him shrink. Only he doesn’t. Big straightens in the chair.

🖤

hehe. - Perth Nakhun 2022

[nevertheless-moving]

Ahh apologies to @cosmere-mini-bang and my team mates @pekgna and @curlytale (Seriously, go check out their other cosmere art!!) for my extreme lack of timely communication! Mental health kicked my butt on this one a bit, but this is the mental-health-kicking-peoples-butts books series fandom so everyone has been extremely nice about it <3<3<3.

Please enjoy an extremely fluffy reunion between Tarah and Kaladin in a nebulous 'everything works out great' post-canon that can't be definitively considered an AU until at least December 6th.

Idea initially courtesy of @sorchasolas, beta by @cosmereplay. Thank you all!

If you're interested in extra robb lore the initial chat between @sorchasolas and I is below the cut. Screenshots first, followed by text transcription at the bottom:

[regular text is @sorchasolas, indents are @nevertheless-moving]

Someone: you dated. The Highmarshal Stormblessed. Tarah: he wasnt Highmarshal Stormblessed when i dated him. That was his commanding officer.

wait sorry what? his commanding officer was stormblessed? or high marshall? Mar 26 9:21 AM No his commanding officer was amaram and he was highmarshal Mar 26 3:55 PM Man I forgot that was his title

And that is such great fic concept. the windrunners are stopping in town and she's like ok so I used to know a guy named kaladin and it's not a very common name

I love tarah x kaladin its actually my fav shipe ever and i would kill a man to get a fic for it

Let me see if my motivation allows me to make a fic for it wait

So You actually inspired me to start writing for this…but it was as exes on good terms…im sorry i dont have stong tarah x kaladin feelings and started writing before i saw you say that …I gave her a fiancee named rob…hes a good guy, theyree waiting for him to get promoted to get married…he works on ships. He takes kaladin out on a boat and shows him how to sail and it's actually a very nice time.i mean people are like 'Damn man your girl is going to leave you for stormblessed!' But kaladin is happy Tarah is doing well…and he ambiguously references being in a relationship but theyre both public figures and want to keep things private

You could probably cut the Rob parts out of what I've written and have a good tarah x kaladin reuninon…like hes not even there but idk I wanted Tarah to be happy and its only been a couple hours but I've already grown unreasonable attached to the guy You should write the Tarah x kaladin fic if the inspiration spren smile upon ye

Im going to create a spinoff of your fic where i fucking kill rob/j

completely fair again he absolutly reads as a guy who appears once in act one, reappears in act five only to be firmly put on a bus to leave forever

i just love him. he's just some guy! he's literally some guy. his personality is boats.

I cannot get over the fact his name is rob

you love him too now i see

No i fucking love Rob i love mfs that fish theyre my fav

Hes just like kinda in the way

very hallmark boyfriend coded which is my problem

Oh my god what if you What if you ignored canon and made him a therapist like a full blown social worker

you absolutly could cut the rob reference in what i'm writing and have a tarah/kaladin fic. he's not even there.

LMAO??? HES NOT EVEN IN THE FIC???

no

this is about tarah and kaladin. he's working on a boat during the big procession. trying to get the promotion.

Oh my god i thought he appeared in the fic thats

Rlly funny

Also ignore the therapist thing I genuinely forgot u mentioned where he worked

i know i'm actually laughing out loud in a public place abour Rob

no jokes on you the therapy is canon now. he's taking night classes on how to lead mental health sessions.

OHMY FOD

it actually works really well because kaladin's in town as part of the queens big social reform campaign and he's checking in on the mental health programs

I. So wouldnt kaladin KNOW rob

Tarah: my fiances name is rob Kaladin: ROB??? HE GETS BITCHES??

i'm not even lying this is the premise for the fic. it is the reason he's visiting random towns. they meet at work after the first slightly awkward dinner and kaladin's like "oh hey rob" "i didn't know you worked here"

Also. This is perfect bc 9 times out of 10 social workers are… really boring people

Rob, who was trying not to cry that whole dinner:" it. it didn't come up." now they have even more to talk about though!!

WHY WAS ROB CRYING 😭⁉️

(Or trying not to ig ⁉️⁉️)

HE JUST MET KALADIN STORMBLESSED

LMAO ⁉️⁉️⁉️

HE IS COOKING DINNER FOR KALADIN STORMBLESSED WHILE KALADIN AND THE WOMEN HE LOVES MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF ARE HAVING A HEARTFELT REUNION IN THE NEXT ROOM

i have ALSO gotten really attached to Tarah's bitchy coworker who i created specifically for the purpose of being like "You're such a liar, Tarah, There is absolutly no way you — why is Kaladin stormblessed staring at you." she has a heart of gold underneath it all. like she's still a bitch. but tarah and her ARE friends.

He…he has the same name as one of the Windrunners." Mim let out a high pitched noise of delight, waving her hands. "Oh! which one? Pete Mountain Slayer? Lopen the Brilliant? Scar?" Tarah flushed, not answering.

PETE MPUNTAIN SLAYER

LOPENT EH BRILLIANT

his name is SKAR not Scar you FAKE. ASS. FANS. /j

everyone calls him scar now :/ price of fame. he can HEAR the difference the way spiderman can hear the hyphen

Sketch page for the Cosmere Mini Bang!

Sadly the fic won't be posted, but for context; Tarah (and her friends) meet Highmarshal Kaladin, now that he's a sort of hero and celebrity, and it's VERY awkward, from all angles.

[faerociousbeast]

the scariest part of it was there was another bed in the room i woke up in right.and it was like this hotel. so naturally i was like....Weird but obviously my sister is also here and woke up before me cuz shes a lot more punctual than i am lmao. i genuinely wasmt that concerned i didnt recognize the place??

so i was running around in the hotel looking for her, there were a lot of weird hallways and lobbies and ig the power mustve been out cuz it was dark as FUCK and really empty, until i randomly stumbled into a lobby full of middle aged white men on couches also in the dark and was like. Um. Anyway. and continued running

and then i ended up where i started except in the room next door, bc again it was dark and apparently they had two doors? one in the back of their room and one beside my rooms door, so i went in a circle basically. but anyways i didnt recognize them but thye were wearing traditional clothes and suddenly said "oh have you seen [cousins name]?"

i got confused bc this whole time id been searching for my sister, and i was like "oh noo haha i didnt come with my cousins family, i came with..." and THEN i started thinking and realized like. Hang the fuck on i havent seen my parents anywhere OR MY SISTER ANYWHERE and i dont actually rememver us coming here now that i think about it. The hell. well time to look for my cousin now i guess!

so i yell his name (not in a scared way but in the way your mom does from downstairs when you took too long to get to dinner or something) and he shows up casually. "which room did you wake up in???" "the one you were in lol, i got bored so i left you and was looking around."

thats when i was like. "...so your sister isnt here? or your parents???" and he was like "no? why?" bc. how do i explain this hes kind of.... hes not that much younger than me but he looks up to me a lot? so its not actually that unrealistic even not in a dream, that if he woke up in an unfamiliar place, if he saw me there with him hed probably be fine

but him acting like this plus with the things i noticed in the dark while running around earlier kinda confirmed for me we were kidnapped and whoever did it was most likely going to beat us up soon for ransom or info or something. so i thought back to last night

and APPARENTLY me and my cousin are part of the armed detective agency now???? and last night, we had to make dinner for everyone, and we did kind of badly but fukuzawa was proud of both of us or something. and everyone else (who wasnt the actual characters, this was like if the agency was just a regular police force that hires children for odd jobs sometimes?) was laughing at him for it. so i made the connection it had smth to do with the fact fukuzawa cares about the both of us and those bitch ass guys who laughed

and then i told my cousin that, like "hey uhh so we're probably kidnapped." and he was like "no we arent lmaoo.... Oh wait. yeah we probably are." so we went into our shared room and really quietly discussed the situation, bc the people in the room next to us were trying to listen in and there wasnt exactly anywhere else to go, and then we started walking while just casually whispering

my cousin started saying things like "you said theyre probably gonna torture the victims now right? well since we're part of the agency maybe i can use some of my reputation to tell them to stop" to which i was obviously thinking. Uh no my dearest cousin i actually do not think that would work in case you hadnt noticed we are kind of in the same boat as everyone else.

and then our walk took us to a different person in the hotels room and it was KUNIKIDA??? and looking back katai was probably with him bc it seems to be 2 to a room + there were computers and servers and shite all over in his room 💀 and he was basically like. "What are you doing here." what are YOU doing here dude??

and then i woke up before we could get horribly tortured

[humandisastersquad]

hm. thinking about how being not as well off as most of my friends puts a strain on our friendships and they like. barely even notice.

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Trial fics are weird

Weirder when Catra gets off Scott free yet Hordak has to do it

Even weirder when Catra is ok with it. Like in my opinion Catra would be calling out Princess BS for not putting her on trial too.

That was exactly what my own scrapped trial fic was about. The first fic i worked on after finishing the show.

Catra, Entrapta, and Scorpia get told they will be pardoned, but they are apprehensive about this, especially Catra. Meanwhile Hordak faces full trial and is blamed for the whole war, as well as crimes against the other three. He proudly accepts responsibility for everything, of course, believing this is his fate.

In this concept he'd actually killed Entrapta's parents and a number of her people and she was the LAST PERSON to find out DURING the trial, very dramatic lmao, but when Hordak was sentenced to "death by exile" she causes a courtroom disaster by saying that if he's going to face capital punishment then she should too. Also she slapped him for killing her family. One of the reasons i scrapped this fic is cos i no longer liked this scene, it's not very Entrapta and it was too convoluted, but I wanted to make her angry/upset about something for once. And here she's going "I made the portal and the Horde's death machines so I share equal responsibility for the worst crimes, either you give Hordak a second chance to right his wrongs like you did for me or we both go down together".

This causes problems because NOBODY wants to sentence Entrapta, but there's too much public desire to get Hordak done in, and they need to do SOMETHING. Do they just ignore her plea or exile both?

Then the actual most epic part of the fic is that after seeing Entrapta throw herself to the wolves in a bid to save Hordak, Catra goes "Fuck it" and joins in. She jumps down and holds her hand in solidarity and say "I was the co-leader of the Horde as it razed Salineas and waged war against Brightmoon, I brought us further than ever before, you can't give HIM all the credit for MY hard work!!!"

THIS is where shit hits the fan, and you get a Horde "I am spartacus" moment of everyone from the Horde joining in to say they refuse pardon and were warriors in the war effort, they refuse to be patronised by the crown.

Anyway the compromise is Micah sentences them to "exile... to Beast Island" and Entrapta goes "Oh, Beast Island? Why didn't you say so--" and Catra punches her on the arm so shell shut up and theyre not so much exiled as sentenced to a short term cleanup as a whole fucking army.

There were lots of holes in this idea, like how Entrapta's parents would be killed without her ever knowing, or whether the Horde (including Catra) should stick up for Hordak. The biggest obstacle turned out to be my own interest, I read a much better (if similarly contentious) trial fic called The Six Limitations of the Truth Spell and decided that my ideas were very boring and I didn't want to write a courtroom at all. However I wrote most of the start of this fic and it's saved on my drive.

The spirit was that I don't think Catra or Entrapta (or Glimmer) would stand for Hordak getting scapegoated for everything and given capital punishment. They'd fight against it because they are in the same boat.

[seth-burroughs]

czynść dwa:

oh yeah mysterious ramen guy!! forgot he exists. i wonder what the fuck was going on in his head during the whole game. whats your opinion on the fucking plot ramen guy.

i don't. think these two peacekeepers there are quite doing their job. can you. do something about the guy that just ran out the train we were supposed to kill people on. why am i genuinely bothered about this

forgot this was the prologue..... thought that this whole section was also just a part of chapter 0

look at this very poggers city.. look theres a lot of lights put up so that we see everything and don't need the sun and also who doesn't love being wet all the time. infinite puddles. and beautiful women are here. tf more do you want.

i think i can survive the nikolai voice. at least it's not like the dazai one from the eng dub. at least they sound actually different this time. and not. like the Same Character .

the artstyle/3d elements/animation is very nice and i have no complaints except the fact the arms just flail around so much and i feel like im watching gmod ytp dudes yanking their sonic models around in the air. slamming them against the pavement. i just cant stop thinking about this

"although thanks to them the real dawn will never rise here" cartoon gulp noise. well. correct kinda but you will never ever in a million years guess the reason

I ❤️ company towns

detectivephobia mention counter: 2

ama pal ad spotted directly behind yakou

yakou gets it

"screams are part of daily noise here. theyre kind of like church bells marking sunset" same with my city lmao i hear lots of weird shit especially at night. children screeching like they're getting skinned every day at this point, some guys probably beating the shit out of some other guy screaming for help, some group of people just hitting these high notes crying and screaming bloody murder at each othe- oh wait they're just arguing nevermi- wait what the hell is that sound did a firework go off or. but mostly the children. are all of them really that loud. what percentage of them are actually getting liveleak executed and what percentage are just having a bad day or something. we shall never know! nevertheless, i do not care.

anyway back to yakou code. the nefarious smiler has been mentioned

yuma teraz: "cholera jebana jego mać dzie mie kurwa wywieźli"

love yuma's prey animal stare

they're putting chemicals in the rain that give the homunculi homosexual tendencies

yakou just gave up he has accepted the situation. as we all should

hey look its the shop lady from the sewers everybody say hi

detectivephobia mention counter: 3

so like, is the only way to get to the submarine to either 1) through the sewers (most common as we saw in the game) 2) jumping in with a motorcycle from the roofs (hellectro style) (wait in that case did the goons just go in normally through the sewers then or?) 3) some third way i do not know what the hell is but the resistance pulled it off ig. i got no idea. show me that area again now

detectivephoba mention counter: 4

all the other nda detectives had their own versions of the train massacre happening to them and surviving it somehow and yet. we hear about literally none of them. not even in the gumshoe gabs or the dlcs.

oh theyre showing the sub area now...... im gonna look for other ways to get there that arent the sewers or forbidden hellectro route...........

i cannot find one. icardi, iruka, peacekeepers, what is your secret.

everybody remember the my yakou x submarine invention. do not forget it. ill make him fuck that boat. im gonna antropomorphize the fuck out of it

i think were ending this one on the submarine entrance lmao. for now.......

continuation of my mdarc rewatch but from the ch0 ending and onwards instead because it was stressing me out too much. blissfully ignoring fzilch's entire existence anyway here comes yakou-

once again im so glad im watching this in jp dub again because i don't think i could survive if eng yakou opened his mouth and i just heard fuckinbg. dubbing dazai.

can someone tell my goddamn muscles to stOP tensing up whenever rejn kołd kanaj łard mentioned . getting the twitches again >:(

yuma peril we love to see it. also i will never stop making fun of his stupid fucking phallus haircut

i don't remember if ive said this before but japanese shinigami >>>>>>>>> english shinigami

i spot a faint trace of a seth thumbnail in the corner and start blushing and kicking my feet uncontrollably. imagining him getting his limbs ripped off

good fucking lord. oh my fucking god. jesus christ, motherfucker. my first statement aged like fucking milk i cannot take this anymore jp dub yakou has the same voice as jp dub nikolai bsd fuck my stupid baka life why do i bother. what the fuck.

huh. maybe the yomiakou mfs were onto something after all. his swagless demeanor just now has charmed me significantly.

i like how in the game his description lists his ability as "a flair for negotiation", makes him negotiate exactly once during his introduction and then he never does it again

i am not giggling at yakou furio rain code. leave me alone. i am not. IM NOT. GO AWAY. I CANNOT CONTROL MY VOICEBOX JACKASS..

"he managed to turn away the peacekeepers, so he must be in high standing" hahahaha. hahahaha. no sorry yuma i think thats just pretty privilege on his part. once again shinigami ends up being 100% correct somehow

aaaah i still really like yuma's jpn voice especially when he's stressed or screaming. makes me want to throw him down the stairs

its so pretty in here why would anyone want to leave anyway lol. when all the remaining nations explode each other kanai ward will be the only city still standing and we will flourish and thrive. also in the station(?) theres a poster with a rainbow on it so obviously its gay paradise too what more do yall fucking want

detectivephobia mention counter: 1

thats all for today i fear op is not strong enough for rhis shit,

[reynie-muldoons]

"A Gold Bar in Fort Knox" Liveblog!

Good morninggg. It's early here, but not very bright 😂 there's been a lot of fog the past few days.

Today's a fun day because season 4 of The Dragon Prince came out today too!! I can't wait to consume all of it and spam reblog things from the tag LMAO.

Anywaaay, I have some hot tea and brekkie, so it's new episode time. Spoilers under the cut :)

1:08 oh shit here we go, water polo raid

1:20 I bet they're above, like clinging to the wall or something

1:38 LMAO THEYRE DANGLING????

1:40 theme music my beloved

2:37 are they in like the boiler room?? That's kinda sick

2:50 OHHH are they plants?? Did Curtain's goons put them on the boat???

2:56 ayy same brain Reynie

3:12 Constance says "have faith in yourself". You go bbg 😂

3:36 they're just going to stay in the boiler room?? Do they realize how dangerous that could be, or how easy it would be for them to be spotted if a crew member came down for maintenance???

3:47 Constance has seen things

3:54 AYYYY blorbo

4:00 number two baby I love you but why are you going through the trash

4:08 both. both are correct. It's a scientific breakthrough that relies on manipulation

4:26 he's like "why, just why" 😂😂

4:34 LMAO why doesnt he want to tunnel? Do I detect some claustrophobia, hmm? 🧐

4:39 mold? Okay RE Village

4:49 HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO GROW MOLD IN EVERY BUILDING LMFAOOO

4:59 "I didn't sign anything 🤨" LMAO TRUE ENOUGH BABE

5:01 okay but "troubling, but clever" describes SO MUCH of this show hahahaha

5:11 bestie..... I hate to break it to you........ but he is simply not interested in things that arent control

5:35 "to show how much of a genius he was" early signs of narcissism maybe? Cause that's the vibes I'm picking up

5:46 I think I see where this is going. Mr B desperately wants to get through to Curtain, Curtain ends up getting him in a vulnerable place, ends converting him to the fake happiness shtick. Please let me be wrong

5:55 "well that was on his turf." "SO IS THIS." she has a point there dude 😂

6:03 CO👏🏻RRECT👏🏻

6:08 "and I would love to find a phone" number two wants to scroll on that dash 😂

6:10 "Rhonda and Milligan must be sick with worry" I know that's what she meant but it made me laugh all the same

6:21 ohhhh nooooo. NOOOO. "At least Rhonda and Milligan are at home, away from danger." NOOOOOO

6:26 HARD cut to the blimp in a storm 😂

6:39 Milligan my love your original arrival was set to be 25 hours ahead of the kids, I think you'll be okay with a slight delay

6:49 Miss Perumal, as always, you are lovely and composed despite being full of worry

7:03 RHONDA MY BELOVED 😂😂😂 You truly know someone's character from the way they treat service workers!!!

7:08 I love her so much ahshdjjd

7:11 every shot of this ship is just fucking gorgeous

7:17 okay if the sugar was so all-important WHY LEAVE IT OUTSIDE DUDE LMAO

7:43 the speed check comes back to bite them!!

7:49 he looks genuinely scared to deliver this news 😬

8:03 low blood sugar, a faltering marriage, and liens on his big shit. Poor guy. btw I looked up "lien", it's basically legal rights to keep something, like a mortgage

8:17 awwwww. they're adorable. protect them at all costs

8:56 oh dang, they stumbled upon the crew's party space!

9:05 "Constance wants a taste" LMAO KID

9:18 "the inflation rate in Portugal is alarming" lmao kid the inflation rate *here* is alarming too

9:18 what money are they even going to gamble though?? Surely they're starting with pocket change

9:39 oh my gosh the chips 😂

10:23 the crew with those sly looks. These kids are about to wreck house LMAO

10:29 DEATH OR GLORY

11:11 not gonna lie I know almost nothing about gambling so this is a little over my head

11:34 sunglasses? Wow, he saw the cards from the reflection on his eyes, that's impressive

11:57 I had two reactions to reading "Enzo's pies & pastries":

1. Stranger Things date night with Hopper and Joyce 🥺

2. MOOCHO?????

12:09 okay it's kinda sick that number two blends in with the lemons so well

12:20 another interview? And was that SQ on stage???

12:27 it was not SQ 🙃

12:33 "we've been expecting you" well that's concerning

12:47 their wardrobe choices are just. Strange

13:07 I think I just gagged

13:24 two things:

1. Every time we cut to Milligan I think about how good he looks in general. Well kept in that cute suit. He just looks nice.

2. WORRIED DAD IS WORRIED

13:36 awwww Rhondaaaa

13:48 "I am not scared" you fooled me 😂

13:57 "is a gold bar scared in Fort Knox?" ROLL CREDITS! Kind of!

14:09 and the dam breaks 🥺 the pain and mutual understanding from both of them makes this a perfect opportunity to open up

14:20 "but I'm learning that worrying is not a form of preparation" I need that tattooed on the backs of my eyelids, maybe then I wouldnt worry so much

14:31 awwwww 🥺🥺

14:49 damn 😂 the captain is becoming his own character at this rate

15:14 ....are they about to maintenance the ship?

15:27 LMAO STICKY

15:49 Sticky out here playing 5D chess

16:08 he's totally right, keeping track of the cards isnt cheating. It's just smart 😂

16:25 LMAO KATE WTFFF

16:52 you know, as much as they're talking about winning money, all they have is the chips. They need to cash out

17:08 Reynie, my love, I know you're trying to make a moral choice but in the long run that's pretty stupid. Also Sticky didnt cheat lol

17:25 they're innocent victims and so are Mr B and Number Two. The kids dont know this, but so are most of the acolytes

17:43 okay fair

17:56 yeahhhh idk how they thought the crew would take this

18:25 LMAO KATE

18:34 what the fuck was that Reynie 😂😂

18:48 yeaaaaahh that's kinda what I expected

19:15 wooow. Okay, not what I expected

19:29 why do I feel like the other boot is going to drop

19:40 wait huh? Did the guy just give them cash?

19:50 LMAO at least they have actual money instead of just chips

19:57 "you're an insult to real water polo players everywhere" KATE HAHAHA I bet she's been waiting to say that

20:23 "everything has an end, only a sausage has two" is that an actual German saying, can anyone confirm

20:33 ayooo this is the actual perfect time for Cannonball to find them

20:42 poor guy 😂😂

21:02 and there it is

21:27 STOP MR B'S FACE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

21:52 HIS FACE LMAOOO. Apparently they clap at everything

22:20 "you have no idea who my parents are, do you?" He doesnt and neither does anyone else, so I'm all ears

22:40 I cant tell what's true and what's bullshit with her 😂😂

23:13 "the raw, terrifying beauty of nature's power" NOT HELPFUL CAP

23:19 oh shit. They're not making it to Lisbon, are they?

23:33 whooooa. So not only are they making an emergency landing, they're tossing everyone's stuff. RIP

23:53 the kids have officially met Captain Noland!! I've been waiting for this

23:59 "like rats." I dont like how he said that 😬

24:40 damn, are they about to bargain their maintenance services to dodge maritime court?

25:06 hey, play your cards. Cant hurt to try

25:22 "get us to Lisbon on time, and you go free" daaaaamn. Captain Noland is putting a lot of faith in them, considering this job means so much to him

25:35 the fruit 😂😂

25:50 what happened to "I moved on" hmmm? Hmmmmmm? 🧐 bitch

25:57 whoooa I did NOT like the shifting of his eyes over to Mr B. Super subtle but incredibly effective

26:16 fucking weirdo. Bye

26:36 LMAO IS SHE BUSTING HERSELF OUT IN THE PIE TRUCK

26:52 NICE

26:57 oh good grief they had to do this at night too. Get ready for a jump scare

27:21 daaaamn. Weird, eery.. I guess we'll find out what's going on later?

27:34 eughhh.

27:35 ugh he's doing the thing again with the rods and cones bs

27:47 okay I dont like that mr b is listening like that. Please dont get got

27:49 NO DONT LOOK AT HIM DONT DO IT EUGHGGJ

28:01 NOOO. NOOOOOOOO

28:12 oh shit they got there on time!! Cap looks good in the cap

28:16 OOOH THEY GOT THERE EARLY??? DANG!

28:24 one of those suitcases has the kids in it :) like for sure

28:47 ayyyy, there they are. That was smart!

28:50 awww the hand :) she's not going to accept but the gesture is there

29:00 god that was so sweet

29:04 AWWWW

29:16 AYYYY MARITIME JOB OFFERRRR

29:26 THE SALUTE

29:31 I'm sad to see him go, I want to know more about him!!

29:42 oh THATS why she stole fruit 😂

30:04 them 😂😂😂 give me that sibling dynamic

30:36 fair enough Kate LMAO

30:49 "Mr Benedict is not strong. he's a glass house held together by desperate optimism." Two things:

1. Standing tall and keeping yourself from crumbling when you're constantly in a state of self-sabotage seems like a form of strength to me. It takes so much to keep yourself going when it feels impossible to

2. Damn, she knows him really fucking well 😂

30:55 "that guy? Again?" I mean all of the passengers did have the same docking point, so yeah 😂

30:58 "must be hard to see" she knows he's jealous 🥺

31:08 omg did Sticky talk Reynie up??

31:11 OMG HE DIDDDDD

31:13 HIS BEST FRIEEEEND

31:26 AWWWWWWW

31:28 oh lord here we go again

31:37 this guy again! I dont remember his name

31:44 well yeah, that usually happens when someone's missing

31:48 ohhh I Dont Like that he's using their title, that shows respect for them, which means he's taking their threat seriously. Yikes.

32:04 yep. Yep. It's weird, and he's weird, and unfortunately, he's taking it seriously.

32:12 "I respect them deeply. Deeply enough to... treat them without mercy." BELGUHDOWHDHD EUGHH

32:19 ayyyy this is where the Portuguese on his name card comes into play!

32:21 dang he was really just in plain sight

32:26 I dont like that we cant see the driver

32:44 NO WHY IS HE SMILING DONT PROVE ME RIGHT

32:48 NOOO ITS OVER??? NOOOOOO

Okay I'm fucking shook??? You mean to tell me we have to wait a whole ass WEEK to find out what the hell's happening? Something something the driver works for Curtain, something something Number Two breaks out just to break back in, something something the adults have to improvise

Ahsjdjdjd 🥴 welp, time to scream and theorize. See y'all in discord, love you byeeee

[jamesvanriemsdyk]

Best GMs and coaches in the league ACC to you?

we can start with gms because coaching is a bit more complicated. best gms in the league is easy to look at because like, who has a good team? who has had a consistently good team? whose locker room is the most cohesive, whose coaching staff is the best? who is the best at acquiring and keeping the best players, coaches, staff, etc? and you can see that in the way teams play. 

(putting this under the cut because it got long. and i mean Long.)

so, in no particular order: kyle dubas (leafs), steve yzerman (red wings, i will explain this later), don waddell (canes), julien brisebois (lightning), joe sakic (avs), and kelly mccrimmon/george mcphee (golden knights) (god i still hate that name and also will explain this later too) are the best in the league in my opinion. honorable mention to marc bergevin, who has held onto his job much longer than he arguably should have, but still has a decent team on the ice and a decent coaching staff, although the french rule does severely handicap them (i understand why it exists but it does, it just does). 

david poile (preds) is the longest tenured gm in the league (has been the preds gm since fucking 1997, thats insane, thats legit before i was born, what the fuck), and i do genuinely think he is very good at his job, and that he is very hockey smart, but oh boy have his recent decisions been suspect as hell, and that reflects in the state of his team. doug wilson (sharks), who is the second longest tenured gm in the nhl, is in the exact same boat (the karlsson deal is a nightmare, and also did he just forget that his star core was gonna get old and retire or ??).

with dubas, waddell, brisebois, sakic, and mccrimmon/mcphee all have the same basic strengths: they draft well, they have a fundamental understanding of their team structure and how to manage public perception of the team and everything that implies, and they have two fingers on the pulse of their locker room at all times. im not going to pretend to know as much about sakic and mccrimmon/mcphee as i do the eastern gms, but it doesnt take much to figure it out. look at the avs, and their locker room, the success theyve found after being dead fucking last in the league. look at the knights and their incredible success that theyve found after literally not existing before 2017. ive talked about dubas a lot on my blog, but its incredibly easy to see that waddell and brisebois do the same shit he does, and i can do a deep dive on them if asked. bergevin has moments of brilliance, like the suzuki trade and acquiring caufield and anderson, but things like kotkaniemi’s development and their entire blue line give me a massive pause, which is why he’s not in the main list. he’s a good gm. he’s just not the best.

in regards to steve yzerman: you have to understand that this is the man that built the tampa bay lightning as we know them. this man was gm of the bolts until fucking 2018. tampa bay has been a monster in the eastern conference for years, BECAUSE of the work steve yzerman put in. his team set the franchise record for wins, and he was the first and is the only lightning gm to have won gm of the year. look up the 17-18 roster. it is, essentially, the roster that won them the cup last year. make no mistake, i think brisebois is great, and hes on the list for a reason, but the biggest part of brisebois’ success was steve yzerman’s incredible hockey mind. brisebois essentially had to sell off a fourth of his roster, and the lightning are still a top team in their division and in the league, and thats why he’s there (it is so incredibly easy to fuck shit up post cup win), but the brisebois lightning would not exist without steve yzerman, plain and simple.

what steve yzerman is doing in detroit should be watched very, very closely by every single person in the hockey world. youre fucking nuts if youre not paying attention to them, not gonna lie. the mantha trade was excellent, if really sad if you know even a bit about the wings, but the amount of draft picks steve yzerman has amassed and the way he’s using the prospects and players he already has is really fucking admirable. mike babcock left the red wings organization absolutely in tatters, and i think, honestly, it was always steve yzerman’s plan to go home to detroit and rebuild. if there is anyone who is going to strike absolute gold this draft year, it is steve yzerman. watch the red wings, i am telling you, keep a beat on detroit. they are going to be good. its not an if, its a when.

(real quick on the knights situation: mcphee was the first gm of the knights, and was also president of hockey ops at the same time, and then in 2019 mcphee said he was just gonna focus on his job as president, but we all know hes still an integral part of the way the knights are run, and he and mccrimmon have kinda been building the knight together since the beginning anyway bc mccrimmon was originally mcphee’s agm. so. thats why theyre together)

as for coaches, it’s very simple. rod brind’amour (canes), sheldon keefe (leafs, yes im biased, we’ll get into it), jared bednar (avs), joel quenneville (panthers), jon cooper (lightning), barry trotz (isles), and mike sullivan (pens).

(disclaimer: obviously coaching is done as a team, and assistants and specialist coaches and staff are all very important, but the head coaches set the tone and organize the entire machine, if you will, so im going to be talking about head coaches as if theyre the entire coaching staff. its just easier this way im sorry)

im gonna just start with the easy ones: barry trotz, mike sullivan, and jon cooper have been in the league for years. cooper is the longest tenured coach in the nhl for a reason (again, just look at the tampa bay lightning. its the gm’s job to make the coach’s life easier and the coach’s job to make the gm’s life easier, and this is one of the prime examples of it in the league. its dope as hell tbh), trotz is one of the most respected coaches in the hockey world for a reason (the caps lost something when he walked. they just did. and now the isles are absolute hell to play against and that is largely the coaching of barry trotz, you legit cannot tell me im wrong), and while mike sullivan does have his faults, i think hes found a way to please both management and the crosby-and-malkin unit, which has been really really fucking hard to do. he also led the pens to back to back cups, which you can never really uh. ignore. lmao. so theres those three.

i know less about bednar, but again, another example of the coach and gm working together to make each others’ lives easier. sakic gets bednar the players and staff he needs to make the avs better, and bednar takes those players and staff and makes them into the absolute giant they are. it wouldve been really, really easy to fuck up makar’s development, or bowen byram’s, or sam girard’s, or ryan graves’s, or jost or mackinnon or rantanen’s, but he hasn’t, and he hasn’t just given up on players like burakovsky or kadri, he’s given them new life as players and made them more successful.

joel quenneville is the reason the bl/ckh/wks were a legacy team point blank period. sure they had the talent, sure the gm drafted well, but you do not get the legacy of the chicago bl/ckh/wks without joel quenneville. they fired him on a whim and it absolutely was a mistake, and the moment the cats hired him i literally out loud said ‘oh no’ because i knew exactly what that meant for the leafs and their position in the standings. the panthers are underrated generally, yes, but they would not be the powerhouse they are this season without quenneville. just look at q’s wiki stats. he’s absolutely unbeilevable. he won the jack adams in fucking 2000, before he’d even won any of the cups with the h/wks. i cant tell you what kind of a locker room coach this guy is, but i can tell you his teams win and win convincingly, and that firing him was the biggest mistake the h/wks have made in years.

whenever i talk about coaching, i talk about rod brindamour and sheldon keefe in the same breath every single time because there is no match, and i mean none, for the love inside those locker rooms. the avs, maybe, but my point stands. keefe and brindamour fucking BLEED team spirit, it is at the center of their coaching styles and their teams are good because of it specifically. marner and matthews are good, yes, and they always have been, but they have surpassed all expectation and then some with keefe. aho, teravainen, and svechnikov are good, yes, and they always have been, but they have surpassed all expectation with brindamour. brindamour and keefe have both hashtag played the game, so they Get It, and more than that, theyve grown and changed their understanding of the game as the game itself has changed, and so they can command the authority of their teams while also connecting to them on a really deep level. i should make a note here that keefe and brindamour are incredibly, deeply hockey smart, and that they are also just technically good coaches, skimming their wiki or nhl dot com articles will tell you that, but what makes them stand out to me is that their players would fucking die for them. the leafs would go through the end boards for keefe, the canes would do the same for brindamour. travis dermott said it best when keefe got promoted: boys wanna play for him. beyond that, the management skills both brindamour and keefe have are just frankly amazing (the amount of ego keefe specifically has to manage in the leafs locker room is astounding and he does it so incredibly brilliantly). the leafs and the canes are talented, yes, and would have been talented regardless of who was coaching them. but brindamour and keefe bring both of those teams from talented to exceptional, and the true mark of an amazing coach is not only how many games their team wins, but how they win them, and the leafs and canes have been winning games this year for and because of each other, and that starts with their coaches. what makes a great coach, to me, is not the talent on the team (though that certainly helps), but how the coach manages his players no matter who they are, and how he helps those players grow not just as players as people, because no matter how much pure stats people and twitter hockey dudebros wanna deny it, that shit does affect on ice play, and it does make good players better.

so theres my analysis of the best coaches and gms of the nhl, im so sorry this is so long, oh my god. also, shoutout to @bishops--knifetrick for sending me an ask about this literally a month ago that i just never answered, sorry for that, but here i hope this is good. :)

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Favourite Stream Moments!

Streamed by Philza on Wednesday 16th of December

Dream smp!

phil was late today ):

BUT HAPPY SIXTEETH YALL ARE YOU READY

“just a normal day on the smp i dunno” *heavy sideyes*

(i’m having flashbacks to last month from the stream title)

in l’manberg!

friendly reminders: tts and alerts get muted when dad is talking to people in vc, to save his brain from melting

phil saw the ocean monument yesterday! (catch him on sam’s stream)

reorganising chests pog? (that’s a first on this server)

he walked outside to put more coral, saw fundy with his butcher skin and just,,,, turned around and went back inside lmao.

the butchers are literally right outside his house lmao

also friendly reminder that bad and phil spend literally hours mining down the obsidian walls

so thats why he has so many stacks of obsidian

it’s night and raining, rip the bitrate

there’s a weird redstone thing outside now

butchers army is here now

they spammed the bell outside his door lmao

the threatening by putting on armour is just *chefs kiss* (i have a lot of feeling about non-verbal communication in minecraft)

phil refusing to rat out techno POG

phil has no loyalty to l’manberg and goes way back with techno

THEYRE GRIEVING HIS HOUSE

big mistake boys

THEY FOUND THE TECHNO COMPASS OH NO

they (tried to) put him under house arrest?

also phil keeps dragging shieldza to his offhand everytime someone threatens him

they blocked off his door using wood lmao

“i still love you grandpa!” “hjsf- you’re fucking dead to me”

he’s ratting them out to technoblade lmao

“get ready old friend”

phil is gonna TAIL THEM POG

uh oh they stole the valuable stuff he put in a barrel while moving stuff around

he’s gonna creep on the call

creeper head camouflage pog?

“let me tell you the top three things about foxes” “i take it back i don’t wanna listen to them”

“he’s on the way to technoblade!” *que panicked and confused look on phil as he looks around himself*

bee in a boat?

I love and I live for spyza

they’re calling him old, meanwhile phil is just, ready to massacre them with techno lmao

ghostbur is here!

ghostbur is ratting techno out to them why

ghostbur is also just,,,, being very ghostbur

creeper head is on and philza is appreaching as they go to techno’s house lmao

oh noooow ghostbur attempts to distract them

yeah techno’s here

phil is getting attacked by skeletons while attempting to sneak lmao

GHOSTBUR IS WAVING AT PHIL

ghostbur found phil why not

ghostbur and phil are just,,, ,chilling as techno 1v4s them lmao

BIG Q HAS CARL NO

chat is just spamming “KILLZA” while phil doesn’t want them to know he’s here

they’re gonna bring back techno so it’s time to run back home for phil rip

“fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck”

(same, phil, same)

LEAVE CARL OUT OF THIS HES INNOCENCE

the butchers are bargaining with ghostbur for a lead for carl now lmao

ghostbur is on no side, he’s just causing trouble any where he can

(he’s even better at it than mr. i’m on the side of chaos)

“worst kidnappers ever” lmao techno

GHOSTBUR SAW BLOWN UP LOGSTEADSHIRE THE LORE

phil is lost, but so are the butchers (hopefully, probably if ghostbur actually saw logstead)

techno’s biggest threat to them is giving a bad rating lmao

and it’s actually working

Phil got back in time!!

mcm are now part of the lore lmao

phil can’t get involved in this whyyyy

long con okay dad ):

ghostbur is here and he has a blue sheep

the sheep has been moved into his house

WHY IS PUNZ SUDDENLY TRYING TO KILL/BLOW THEM UP

techno is just,,, chillin and looking

the sheep is named friend

THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM USING AN ANVIL

TOTEM OF UNDYING POG

HE RAN AWAY

“OH I FOUND HIM- oh no wait that’s just the sign” ghostbur lmaooo

“tubbo you can’t assasinate someone for saying “it sucks to suck”” thank you, ranboo

blue lore explanation pog?

QUACKITY SLAIN BY TECHNOBLADE DEATH NOTIFICATION POG

QUACKITY IS GOE CRAB RAVE

“L” “Phil we’re canonically far away from you we can’t hear you!” *echoing sound effect* “L”

Logsteadshire lore pog? Phil is finding out it blew up from Ghostbur

phil is also finding out the beach party stuff

DREAM IS FUCKED

phil is taking out friend to some grass bc ghostbur sheared hjm

the ankle monitor “glitched” lmao

ghostbur doesn’t know wilbur blew up l’manberg and still thinks eret is the only bad guy?

“i thought tubbo was the good guy” “not anymore”

“how many canon lives does friend have”

ghostbur doesn’t have any special powers, he just can’t die and melts in the rain

“if you stab me, oh sorry, stab me again”

the death of alivebur is a happy moment for ghostbur?

ghostbur is being every chat rn

ghostbur is just raiding phil’s lapis stock now lmao

tommy is in the vc now

time for phil to learn what happened to tommy!

TOMMY HAD TO LEAVE IN A HURRY 100% HE GOT FOUND BY SOMEONE

GHOSTBUR STOP METAGAMING HE JUST SUGGESTED WATCHING TECHNOS STREAM TO FIND OUT WHERE HE IS

fundy is handing out brown now?

brown apparently was sallys favourite colour

*poetic rant about liberty* “-oh hey ranboo”

tubbo gave phil the freedom to leave the house as long as tubbo doesn’t know about it?

ghostbur really is just out to both inconvenience and help phil huh

ranboo is just helping people who help him and didn’t really get why they hunted down technoblade

ghostbur is one month old! happy death day :]

PHIL IS MAKING AN ARMOUR STAND TO PUT THE ANKLE MONITORS ON

he’s standing in the armour stand to “deceive” ranboo

why does ranboo keep throwing potatoes at people who are pretending to be things they’re not

phil messaged techno again to tell him and ask if he’s safe

chat is spamming sbi lets go

FRIEND DIED NOOO

ranboo join antarctic anarchists pog?

PHIL LEFT

he’s just gonna check techno’s okay

(i’ve seen enough meta gaming in chat to know somewhat what’s going on)

rip phil’s trident’s durability, it’s seeing some use today lmao

random funfact: if you wear a creeper head, it actually takes longer for creepers to see you!

lmao he just spotted tommy and techno’s nametags

also he beat ranboo and ghostbur there

phil completely correctly predicted what tommy would do when he left logstead lmao

carl is fine!

he’s gonna let them have their time together awww

“because they’ve got a lot of catching up to do”

why does phil get lost on the way back every single time

he had to pull up a screenshot with coords to make it back in time the first time lmao

creeper in a boat?

phil basically got a 2-for-1 deal, knowing that both tommy and techno are safe

so he’s going back to make sure he doesn’t get involved and stays a secret weapon

PHIL IS THE OPPOSITE OF THE HUMAN GPS LMAO

LOSTZA

uh oh ghostbur found techno, which means ranboo found techno and tommy, which means if ranboo doesn’t keep his mouth shut it’s gonna be real bad

phil gets lost bc he’s been taking the nether recently

(why didn’t he this time???)

he took down the wanted posters!

uh oh he said he’s homestuck chat is freaking out

he’s considering just,,, digging down, so he technically stays in the same place

end of dream smp stuff for phil today!

fundy sent him a random clip from weeks ago?

it’s funny though

“well that was a normal day in l’manberg”

rocket league now, i’m ending this moments post here!

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⚠️⚠️ LOKI SERIES SPOILERS! ⚠️⚠️

• THE LOKIS ALLIGATOR LOKI OMMGGG

• SYLVIE & RAVONNAAAA I’m screaming they gonna fight?? Work together???

• o wow all timelines dumped at end of time yikes

•PLS ALL LOKIS ARE SO CUTE I LOVE KID LOKI

• HOLY SHIT KID LOKI KILLED THOR??? WTFF

• Miss minutes !!! ;0;

• she wants to go beyond the end? Beyond the void???

• OH BRUH RAVONNA WTF I TRUSTED U FOR A MOMENT

• SYLVIE OMFG SHE PRUNED HERSELF !!!!!

• ALLIGATOR LOKI LMAO

• im gonna cry??? old Loki survived thanos??? AND LIVED HIS DAYS ALL ALONE????

• HE MISSED THOR AND WANTED TO SEE HIM AGAIN MAN FUCK THE TVA LET OLD LOKI SEE THOR

• “she needs me” PLS LOKI LMFAO

• he said what he said, imma kill the shark

• OMFFGGG MORE LOKIS AAAAA!!! Are they ALL Lokis???? Or is this space for everything?? Not just lokis

• SYLVIEEEE oh bruh tf what that, sylvie’s magic????

• MOBIUS???? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS THIS

• ok so im getting that this space is for everything that gets pruned?? Not just a loki specific space

• help this Loki is amazing omfg

• LMFAO THEYRE ALL THE SAME

• GOOD LORD ALLIGATOR LOKI JFC

• I’m crying this is so fucking funny

• awww Sylvie Mobius bonding time :D

• oh god the boat

• WAAHHH THE TRIO I LOVE THIS TRIO

• LMFAO SHES LIKE UR STUPID

• She gonna enchant alioth omfg

• B15 MY BELOVED

• jeez ravonna, FR FR sylvie NEEDS it

• LMFAO DOES ALLIGATOR LOKI HATE MOBIUS??

• SYLVIE WANTS FRIENDS IMMA CRY

• Help she’s never had a friend this is all i want for her sylvie I LOVE YOOOOUUUU

• CRYING KID LOKI GAVE HIM A KNIFE

• LESGO MOBIUS BURN THE TVA

• AHAHDLAKSF THE HUG OMFG

• SYLVIE IS MOBIUS FAVE pls I need more of mobius and sylvie

• oh god it’s gonna go down

• OMMGG THE OTHER LOKIS DISTRACTING BRUHHH they’re right all Loki’s are hella powerful LETS GET THAT UNTAPPED POWER

• HE GONNA ENCHANT LETS FUCKING GO

• NO CLASSIC LOKI PLS HE BETTER COME BACK SO HE CAN GO SEE THOR AGAIN

• THEY GOT IT HOLY SHIT

NOOOO THAT WAS THE END??? IM SCREAMING OMMGGG that was so good I’m gonna cry!!! All the Loki’s were so cool to see from all their perspectives PLS I need more of them

HOW IS NEXT WEEK THE FINALE IM LOSING IT IM NOT FUCKING READY FOR THIS TO BE OVER