#theyre fuckinh dead

[opal-owl-flight]

John. John Splatoon. The man, the goofball the sweetest man youll see. Chatty, bubbly, and gives really good team morale.

But things arent all sweet.

I wonder if he shuts himself up when he feels hes being *too* jolly.

His family is kind. Its not their fault. Yknow how people are fucking mean to those who are very excited abt things.

I think he had an experience like that. Tanara was thankfully there when things started getting really bad.

John was made fun of when he first started turfing. He was just sooo excited abt it all. So enthusiastic!! He studied abt the greats, the top players, all that. And the bitchass mean kids thought itd be funny to crush his dreams.

They made fun of him when he rambles abt strategy. They mocked him whenever he tries to be a hero and gets fucking splatted for it (OH GEE, IF HIS TEAMMATES WERE ACTUALLY *HELPING* HIM HE WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN GOT).

One time I think some bastard jammed his weapon so it was unusuable for a while, and he was unable to turf.

"Good riddance," the team had said. "That beak is finally quiet for once."

Tanara saw this happening and decided to stand up for him.

They saw this boy getting picked on, and didnt hesitate in open firing at the bastards. Didnt care if theyll get banned for a week for firing a weapon off the field.

"|Hey, are you the guy who cornered me in the last match? Color me impressed.|"

Tanara doesnt stand for bullies. Ever. They hate seeing these kinds of people in the leagues. They hate the fact that these nutjobs are so good at the game!!! they want to make the leagues a fun place for everyone. None of this fuckinh bullshit. From a young age theyve already defended others. Wanted to make a better world where everyone can just be who they wanted to be, grow into their best selves.

The orange squid was a big help. With them actually recognizing his talent and running by his side,,,

They made him believe in himself. Fuck what everyone else says.

"|We won because of your strategy,|" they sign. "|If it werent for you, we'd have lost the tournament.|"

And hes given a smile of encouragement. Oh, sweet understanding, sweet recognition.

For a tender year they and John built a strong team and friendship. John became this cheery man bc of them.

They helped him stand up for himself. Helped him in the art of not giving a fuck. Or raining retribution where it is applicable (the duo have sent bullies crying after giving fjem say -- a 20 second rainmaker match)

Whenever someone tries to make fun of him in the later years, or now -- even if Tanara is out of the picture bc theyre getting blended -- he will literally ignore the naysayers. Bc he knows. He knows Tanara believes in him. He knows his team believes in him. He knows many others do, as well.

He knows his own capabilities. He knows what his limits. And hes. God, theres a reason hes second in command. Hes smart about the sport. Hes scary on the field. Dont let the goofy attitude fool you. Hes having fun but you on enemy team wont!

Some people are recently saying that Tanara left their old team bc John was lagging too far behind them, that Ink Typh∞n is the natural next step for them.

Dead wrong dipshits. If anything, those two are eye to eye.

If Tanara wasnt forced to retire, theyf still be fighting by his side.

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Ofc its not all perfect. He still shuts down sometimes. Shuts himself up if he gets scared of offending someone/in general.

If he doesnt get reassurance or proves to himself/his naysayers of his own capabilities, he starts going quiet, smiling less.

Those wounds still hurt, Im afraid....

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And what about after Octo Expansion.

What was going through his mind?

Like....this is your best friend. The one who helped you become the man you are. They were your role model. Theyre so strong, so assured. Confident. Ruthless on the turf. So skilled that nothing can faze them. Believed in you like no one else did.

And youre watching them seem to get worse day by day.

Theyre closing up. Theyre not telling you anything. You reach out but they dismiss you. And their colors only get more desaturated with time. They still believe in you, but its clear that theres something bothering them.

You try to share your joy with them, talking about the things you liked. Like old times. It turns out however, that the character you idolized in the media you consume, is them.

And it explains everything.

An entire secret double life and they didnt tell you.

You were their best friend. They were by your side when you struggled to make it in this city. They gave you assurance when your confidence started to fail.

They were your hero.

Where were you then, when they needed one themself?

They slump into John's arms,,

Theyre only older than him by a year. but they feel so,,

They feel so frail. A shadow of how they used to be. A body broken by war, a mind and heart ravaged by worry and vigilance and the weight of the world on their shoulders.

They tell him that they dont want him to take this load. They tell him he doesnt deserve it.

He says he has no plans of getting into this, not directly. He just wants them to come back to him after duty, or allow him to help in any way he can.

He'll just wait by the door, like he always has.

And hes holding them. He wants to keep them there til everything becomes okay again.

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

Ive made through chapters 4-7 today and good god, I feel like i had basically nothing to say about acotar as I was reading it but with this book theres so much to talk about for some reason, its wild. Truly, I did not realize how much I liked Feyre in the first book until I was under threat of losing her

Now, I will say that Feyre seems in-character so far, shes still the same woman but traumatized, but I am worried for her. Tamlin is a whole different story though, SJM might as well shoot him dead right in front of me for how thoroughly hes being character assassinated. Like, if Tamlin actually cares about Feyre as a person and not just in a douchy, possessive alphahole way, which he should because Tamlin was not that kind of guy previously, then he would force Feyre to train so she can defend herself if necessary, not forbid her from it. Even if he didnt want her to use her magical powers, surely he would make her practice with her knife or with a sword or even with her bow just to be safe, because hes not always gonna be there

I think his actions do continue to make sense if you look at them from his perspective, but I also maintain that he's doing a really bad job at responding to Feyre. But also, its so laughably obvious what sjm is doing by having Tamlin say shit like "you were stolen from me", shes trying to paint him as some objectifying asshole. Even Lucien calling her "Tamlin's bride" feels like its part of all this, and I know Ianthe is gonna turn out to be a traitor and a rapist at some point, so it really comes across as an attempt to villify the entire spring court for its association with Tamlin

Speaking of Lucien, I genuinely think part of the reason Feylin is doing so badly in this book is that his dynamic with Tamlin is completely different now. For some reason hes all like "oh, my High Lord" instead of "my good friend Tamlin", he suddenly cant say a word against him when he was talking to shit to him just a few months ago in-uinverse. Like, if their dynamic was the same as it was in acotar, Lucien wouldve probably been like "hey man, I know youre stressed and I get it, I know what its like to watch the love of my life get brutally murdered I dont know what its like to have her magically ressurected again but thats neither here nor there, but Feyre is clearly not happy being inside all day and you need a break, go take her out on a date in the woods, I'll stay here and take care of everything, dont even worry about it" or gotten him to comprise with Feyre or chill tf out or SOMETHING but because theres suddenly this rigid hierarchy in the spring court in order to make the night court look better

Speaking of the night court, Ive heard some stuff about it feeling very orientalist but it still managed to completely blindsight me with its badness. Feyre got fucking harem pants to wear, really? And a short-sleeved croptop, and no fucking shoes, probably because Rhys didnt want Feyre throwing shoes at him again. That was the one moment in this book that brought me genuine joy btw, I would read a thousand fanfics about her just throwing shit at him

Anyway, speaking of my guy (derogatory) Rhysand Nolastname, hes so incredibly annoying I dont even have any coherent thoughts about him right now, like, if I were to write down what I think of him I would just write "he fuckinh pisses me off" over and over again. Im actually a really big fan of edgy shadow bois, but only if theyre like, sad and angry and closed off, if theyre like Rhysand and theyre all flirty and teasing and cocky and shit, theyre just annoying and nothing else. And the romance has barely even started yet, I cant imagine how much worse the flirting is gonna get later. Not to mention all these desperate and obvious attempts by sjm to make him sympathetic and morally good now, its honestly pretty pathetic

Now Im gonna be real with you, I didnt get a lot of sleep yesterday and I can feel myself and the things Im writing getting less and less coherent, so Im just gonna hit you with the very last of my thoughts bullet point style

The fact that Amarantha apparently didnt actually go rogue and it was all part of Hybern's plan feels misogynistic ngl

Ianthe's entire character already feels so misogynistic and slutshame-y and she hasnt even assaulted anyone yet

Something about Mor bothers me, I cant quite put my finger on it but its there. I think I do like her for annoying Rhys though

God, Im gonna have so much to say about the Illyrians but for now, its awfully bold of Rhysand to be like "they wasted no time throwing themselves before her feet" when THATS WHAT HE DID

Thats it for now

[sneeg-snag]

what happened in riptide 97 again.. its been so long....

OHHH MY GOD OKAY (tdlr is at the bottom if u want a quick sum lmao i just like long summaries its like enrichment for me) so thats the episode i think right after the pull up to zero and beat the shit out of the ghost house, chip and gilly have a convo with ollies mom and she smacks one of em i forget who and is like whyd you keep my son away. theyre both like yeah thats fair! and they return to the house and gillion and chip make an underground pool in there- chip offers the mind reading braclets to gilly and is like hopefully maybe thisll help with the nightmares? and they all go 2 bed!

Gillion wakes uo and hes feeling refreshed!!! (he still has the kuba kenta curse at this point) but he actually got whole night sleep and its looking like its not like. enflamed or hurting anymore! they make jokes about it being healed with the power of friendship and all and then gryffon knocks on the door of the house.

gryffon tells em that he tailed the leader of the gang that was threatening ollies mom and he found their hideout, so the trio race off i fucking forget if like gryffon comes or not??????? they get to the hideout and fight a couple bitches in masks and they tell one of the guys to lead them to the "boss" but i forget so bad who but one of the albitrio puts the braclet on the goon and hes like "heh, if they pull the blue lever theyll get sent to the pit but if they pull the red lever theyll meet the boss and hell have my head!"

so the four of them pullup to this bar thing and chip of course pants a guy (rememver when they were fucking obsessed with pants cause i completely forgot) and the other guy pantses chip and the bar laughs or whatever and. SOMETHING HAPPENS I THINK IYS LIKE AN ENCOUNYTER OR SMTH OR ONE OF THE THREE MAKES A WRONG JOKE but charlies like "no worries! ill pull the blue lever!"

and everyones like charlie. and hes like what its gonna get us to the boss! and condi while laughing cause its condi is like THATS THE LEAVER TO THE PIT and charlies like. i legit fucking forgot what one was what one. so the albatrio falls down this fucking PIT and once again i fucking forget but some interaction happens here (iu think feather fall was cast these guys plummet so much) and gillion casts vortex warp on the other 2 so they land at the top! gillion im pretty sure lands at the bottom and something happens to where he passes out.

charlie is asked to leave and then grizzlys like :3 audience you dont get to know eitherrrr! and gilly boy wakes up in a cage with the boss in the middle of the room. chip and jay are described as looking "so fucking bad dude" and charlies like i thought yall had it!!!!! and bizly is like nah dude it was so fuckinh rough we do not have it. im pretty sure jays chained to the wall via her foot and chip is busted up in the middle of the room with the boss.

the boss laugjs and i forget but i think he pulls off his face and is revealed to be price! and he laughs and says some stuff about giving chip a fair fight in this like. lava arena and kicks him his swords! chip tries to fight him a little bit but after a moment he runs to jay to try and cut her chains, and price taunts him a little before saying smth like "i wantr you. to die" and chip just. drops dead in front of jay. no rolls nothin nada.

Gillion was fading in and out and at this point gillion does that and jay is right in front of him, her foot is so fucking mangled like she broke it to get out and she looks sooooo fucking fucked up. price also taunts them and jays like "fuck you" and price blasts her and she disintegrates. imto dust. just like that.

gillion is so distraught and hes like "NO THEY WOULDNY GO OUT LIKE THAT" and gillion tries to fight price but he gets bested and WAKES UP IN THE UNDERGROUND GHOST HOUSE POOOLLLLLL

so it was all a curse dream made worse by the bracelet and how much later stages it is. gillion throws jay across the room because he dosent believe this is real and is like YOURE DEAD YOURE ALL DEAD!!!!! the other two try to comfort him and im blanking so fucking hard on the rest but this is uaually what people refrence/mean then they say 97 :3

TLDR: ollies mom scolds chip and gill, they make underground pool in ghost house, go to sleepy, gill wakes up refreshed, they go to the mob boss of zeros hideout, gillion pulls the wrong lever and they all fall in a pit, gill vortex warps the other two and they get seperated, when gillion wakes up everyone looks incredibly fucked up, price is there and straight up kills chip and jay and then taunts gillion and "kills" him, gillion wakes up back in the ghost house pool because it was all a nightmare of the kuba kenta variety, and he then doubts everythinh around him and if anythings actually real! :D

[skullsterritory]

Hi guys. My splatoon agent headcanons if you even care ALL OF THEM ARE AROACE FOREVER

Captain / Agent 3 - they/he/she aroace genderfluid, 19yo

5'10" Inkling

He's not mute she just. Prefers to not speak because their voice is very quiet and they don't like raising it so they prefer to use sign language

They like to keep to themself and she avoids talking to others unless he Has To. He is awkward as all hell and she dreads the idea of Interacting With Other Beings oooohhh the googlies

SHE'S TRYINF HER BEST. AS CAPTAIN. He has never done this in their life they're NEW TO THIS guys

THE AUTISM BLASTER + depression

Still feels guilty as hell about the fact they almost beat Eight to death and they apologize for it as much as he possibly can

Caffeine drinker 4000

People look at her and go like "Girl what happened to your face" and he shoots them a death glare and they shut up

Introverted

Agent 4 - they/she aroace demigirl, 16yo

Shortest of the agents. Like 4'11". Pipsqueak Inkling

Im going to be honest she doesn't know what she's doing but they try their best so it's ok we forgive them

AUDHD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

They have a loud voice and people have to tell them to be quiet and it makes her sad

Her favorite activity is frolicking /j unless

They tried to smuggle an Octarian (specificslly an Octoball, which they heard about from Captain then promptly ran off to find) to keep as a pet and moped for like weeks when they were told that they can't do that and it isn't legal

She really really likes talking to people and goes on for hours about the randomest shit ever and people love her for thst

SLEEPS LIKE A DEAD PERSON like. In the family guy death pose too. It's ok guys they're alive

Has vocal stims like "YOU USED TO CALL ME ON YOUR CELLPHONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥" and "I'm 1! Boioioing" (I am projecting)

Full of childish whimsy and wonder

She's surprisingly tough for someone so small

Extroverted

Agent 8 - they/them aroace nonbinary, 16yo

5'7" Octoling

Selective mutism. Sometimes they talk sometimes they're like ☝️☝️☝️☝️👂👂

Inklings SCARE THEM. The googlies. They arent scared scared but very intimidated

OTH #2 fan only second to Agent 4 who is the world's biggest fangirl

AUTISM ✌️✌️✌️😇😅😀😃😆😀😅😀🤣🤣🤣🫠 And anxiety and ptsd too I think

Shy as all hell I think they'd rather get crucified than make a phone call (4 usually helps them with that since theyre like. Roommates or something isnt that canon I forget)

They really like gardening even though theyre kind of bad at it there's just like a bunch of dead plants all over their house (they don't know they're dead)

SCARY GOOD AT FUCKINH. SQUID CANDY CRUSH AND SQUID BEATZ

They can't play piano. At all. Theyve tried so many times they can't do it

After the events of Side Order they have gained a strong dislike of gelatin

They keep insisting it's fine and they're not mad at Captain but he does NOT listen and keeps apologizing

Introvert

Neo Agent 3 - they/it agender aroace, 14yo

5'4" Octoling

THE SCURRIER

AuDHD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Completely mute. Doesn't really know sign language either and doesn't show any interest in wanting to learn because apparently everyone understands them just fine

It zones out really often and kind of just. 😐😐😐😐

It is SCARILY flexible. Them after contorting their body in ways not even squid jesus could imagine (it thinks it's funny)

Smuggled a Smallfry out of Salmon Run and is banned from Salmon Run (Also for beating the shit out of Mr. Grizz and squidbagging him after)

They draw pictures of their friends a lot and everyone's (especially Captain's) walls are covered in little doodles of them

It looks up to Captain a lot. They think 4 is nice and they think 8 is just. Really badass they also want to save the world not once but twice

It squidbags people it doesn't like COUGH MR GRIZZ COUGH

Introvert (as far as everyone is aware)

The end 😝😝

[winniebarnesfanclub]

i need to stop going on anti-steve blogs, i can't respond to the posts bc that would be fucked up and rude but also seeing someone have absolutely zero reading comprehension and still be so fuckinh confident that they're right abt everything just pisses me off so bad

this was originally gonna be all in the tags but apparently you can't go over 30 tags so I'm copypasting it here

#they said tony was a better person than steve bc tony never cheated on pepper and steve kissed 4 ppl after he started dating peggy

#they were so confident they even had ''''evidence'''' and im just fucking mind blown

#like their evidence was all so easily debunked as not remotely in the realm of cheating

#1. pvt lorraine: She Kissed Him. he ended up kissing back but he was fully caught off guard by it

#it wouldve been assault if he hadnt decided he was into it

#but also. he and peggy weren't officially dating at that point. no agreements to exclusivity had been made. so Not Cheating.

#2. unknown 'that was not my first kiss since 1945' person: ok and???? 70 years had passed for peggy and she was now a 90yo with dementia

#he's not allowed to move on from a relationship that pretty much ended 2 years ago from his pov?? and 70 years ago from hers???????

#you think peggy is under the impression theyre still dating????

#was peggy cheating when she got married and had kids while steve was in the ice??????

#no the answer is no when steve got out of the ice their romantic relationship had alreadt ended even if they hadnt wanted/meant for it to

#by virtue of him fuckinh DYING AND BEING DEAD and her living her own goddamn life for SEVENTY FUCKING YEARS

#3. natasha: they were undercover. thats it. there was no romantic or sexual intent and the other option was getting caught

#also getting caught wouldve involved a possible fight to the death/definite civilian casualties/guaranteed executions if they were caught

#if you think any of those things are worth making sure no one ever nonsexually/nonromantically kisses your partner then pls dont ever date??

#you dont have healthy priorities and no one should ever be subjected to ur current thought process

#4. sharon: PEGGY WAS DEAD. PEGGY WAS IN THE GROUND. THATS NOT CHEATING OH MY GOD

#widow/ers are allowed to move on with their lives and find future partners!!!! its not required but its ok if they want to do it!!!!!

#also PEGGY GOT MARRIED AFTER STEVE 'DIED'. thats um... a lil more than kissing!

#(and technically - unlike steve - she didnt even have hard evidence he was dead. it was a v fair assumption but given the fact that he ended up

#being Not Dead ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯. steve at least had confirmation of death/a body)

#(also im sorry for being so indelicate or whatever it was intentional for rhetorical purposes)

#if we're not mad at peggy for dating daniel sousa we can't be mad at steve for sharon

#(admittedly IF peggy was '''the love of his life''' i agree the timing of the sharon kiss could be inappropriate. but like. thats a big if)

#anyway

#5. PEGGY AND STEVE WERE NEVER ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED/EXCLUSIVE

#they flirted a lot. they kissed once. they pretended to schedule one date to cope with the fact that they both knew steve was about to die

#the filmmakers tried to make some implications. how much they succeeded is up to individual audience members (death of the author baybee)

#there were exactly ZERO instances of onscreen acknowledgement that they were CURRENTLY involved in a romantic relationship during the war

#you could say they both wanted to be. that'd be supported by the text

#you could even say they Intended to be but were waiting for the war to end. again supported by the text

(my tags ended there so im gonna format normally from now on. anyway)

if two people are deeply in love and are friends and decide that neither of them have time to date right now but they'll try in a couple months and just keep things status quo til then as two friends who are in love but not acting on it, and then one of them gets hit by a bus on the way to their first date... they never dated!!!!!! it's tragic and sad and a tale of missed opportunities but they never dated!!! the survivor might Feel like a widow/er but the fact is they aren't one. if they never mutually established that they were in a romantic relationship, then they were not in one

also if person A who got hit by a bus was in a coma for 15yrs and then woke up to find that the person they were in love with DIDNT wait for them and live a life of celibacy at their hospital bedside. itd be tragic for them but it wouldn't make person B a bad person.

and if person A woke up and found out person B moved on got married had kids and then got hit by a bus and was now in their own coma? person A is ALSO allowed to move on.

even if person B did spend the entire 15 years at person A's bedside caring for them. neither of them is obligated to establish/continue a romantic relationship if/when person A wakes up. person A is going to have Severe trauma. person B is going to have 15 years of personal growth. neither of them is guaranteed to be the people they were before the bus accident

anyway this got way off track but the fact of the matter is that steve never cheated on peggy and I need to avoid steve-antis for my own health

[falu-red-dreams]

Jujutsu Kaisen E40

* ughhhhhhh sukuna is so cool

* megumi has to fight his dad :(

* also toji just killed all the bunnies :((((((

* didn’t take notes of the fushiguro fight bc i was painting my nails but

* the part w the dad was cute

* SORRY MEGUMI DIED??????

* I CANT HAVE MEGUMI BE DEAD

* NOOO

* NOOO PLEASE NO

* I CANT BELIVE THAT BITCH WOULD KILL HIM

* IM SO

* FUCKINH TIRED

* OF DEAD PEIOLE NOT BEINH DEAD

* BUT PLS DO LET MEGUMI BE ALIVE ACTUALLY

* who r these people 🗿

* omfg sukuna vs fireball

* i can just see all the animation nerds going crazy abt this

* fireball is litt burning down all of shibuya

* where was this strength when he was fighting against gojo huh

* not to make this point again but

* construction companies must make LOADSSSSS in this universe

* SORRY WHAY THEYRE TRYING TO ESCAPE AND SUKUNA JUST MID FIGHT TELLS THEM NOT TO LEAVE

* yeah no he is hot sorry to say it

* they just…. all died bc of the meteor.

* panda died :(

* SUKUNA HAS FIRE POWERS????

* AAAAAAAAH HES NOT REVEALING HIS TECHNIQUE I WANNA KNOW IT SO BAD

* sukuna is so sexy

* the grace and confidence and ughhhhh

* the fire spirit died

* it was a nice scene though 🥲

* WHO IS URAUME

* :( is megumi rlly dead?

* man.

* what the fuck man.

* was that the end of the season?

* this outro is so depressing half these people r dead :(

* ITS NOT THE END OF THE SEASON THO THANK GOD

* cruelest thing my ex ever did to me is recommending this series i swear to god sukuna get his ass!!

[egg-baby-official]

Hi I've returned for my cod some rapscallion stole my cod and put them in your Minecraft House can i have them back

Sweetie... I hate to break it to you but your cod are long gone 😬

[lgbtfilmculture]

me crying over todd and neil in dead poets society (2018)

[killyourrdarlingss]

Sai, I woke up to two people sending me this and going "is this you??" so I think we're famous now ❤

oh hm. this is entirely incomprehensible without context. okay uhhhh so gothie and i were talking about re8 obviously and this conversation happened:

so obviously i made it into a horrendous comic cuz jealous ex chris is my new favorite thing ever ok.

also bonus

[doggieheaven2008]

Someone made a whole post that they thing richey was a trans women What is wrong with u and they used 4st 7lb as evidence because its a boyt girls Yo its about fucking anorexia which is a girls diseases its about fuckinh 13 year olds not him personally. plus he literally said he justbwanys to look like brad pitt thatbwas like. his disorder. Wanting a flat stomach not to be a fuckinhn woman 🤦‍♂️STOP PUSHING UR FEELINGS ON TO FAMOUS PEOOLE JUST BEGAUSE THEYRE FAMOUSNTHEYRE REAL PEOPLE EDPECIALLY SINCE HES FUCKING DEAD AND GONE its ine thing tonthink nicks trans cuz of born a girl cuz he can say something about it but richey literally can not speak for himself

[andichoseyou]

here are all my notes that i wrote while watching the last episode i cant believe this season is overrrr 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ive had enough of this yuri fella hope he dies haha

WINONA BOOOOBS

I NEED JOUVE AND HOP TO FUCK

JOYCE IS HORNYYHYY

THEYRE KISSINDHDHJRJEJEJDJ OMG OMG YES

eddie and dustin r gonna be the heroes yup

el is the best i love her so much pls

jason does not look good lol

murray and enzo are besties

YES THE FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!

give the pizza guy that flimsy joint yassss

I LOVE EDDIE AND DUSTIN EEE

i hope eddie doesn’t dieeee

i would die for steve harrington!!!!!

steve loves her so much:(

lucas and max:((((( they are so🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺BABIES!!!! it’s giving you belong with me music video

god i LOVE you mike and el !!!!!! MY BABIES FRRR

jonathan and will talking!!!!!! YES MY BOYS

CALEB MCCLAUGLIN IS ACTINNNGGG YAS

THIS IS FUCKING EPIC FUCK YEAHHH EDDIE!!!!!

THIS GUITAR PLAYING SCENE IS SO FUCKINH DOPE

THE SNOW BALL

I LOVE DUSTIN AND EDDIE SO MUCH I CANYGSBDBDBDH THEY ARE SO CUTE

robin and nancy are GIRLFRIENDS!

baby max🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

fucking exploding blood balloons?????

JASON VS LUCAS SCENE LETS GO

oh hell no jim better not die again bruh

JOPPER JOPPER JOPPER KISSSSSSS JOPPER KISS!!!!!!!!!!

WDDIEENDNNDJDEXDIE EDDIE NOO EDDIE NODOEKDNDJNDNDJDJDJ

“normal’s just a raging psychopath” is the new “normal is boring”

GET HIS ASSS LUCASSBBDBD

YESHSHSHHDHD UESS YES ELEVENENJDJDJDJ YESSSDBHFBDHDB

“you.” “hi.” JNDJDJDJDJDJ THATS MY BITCH

MAX ANSD EL REUNION BDHDHD I LOVE YHEMMMDNNDJD

IF YOU TOUCH HER AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

VECNA VS EL BUT THERE IS STILL AN HOUR LEFT WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEND NDJD

NO NOT EL MOT MY BABEYYYY WWTFWTF

THE PARALLELS BETWEEN HENRY AND WILL’S DRAWINGS OF THE MINDFLYER

holy shit this is insane

el is so pure:( my baby:(

LUCAS EDDIE JIM ROBIN NANCY STEVE NOOOOOOOONKOODNNEEN

NOT MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIKES SPEECH INSJDJEJDNBDBD IT WAS BEYGER YHAN I THOUGJY IT WAS GOING TO BE OMGDBBDBDBD

I THOUGHT MAX WAS DEAD

JIM I SOKAU LICAS IS OKAY ROBIN AND NANCY AND STEVE ARE OKAY

MURRAY YOU FKD KTMKRNRNDNDN YASSHHDHDHDHD

JIM WITH A DFU KING SWORD????!!!?

RUNNING UP THAT HILL REMIX

WHAT THE FUCK

I STOPPED WRITINH NOTES AFTER TGAT BUT I JUST FINISHED THE EPISODE

EDDIE DIED??? ???!!!!! MAX IS IN A COMA!!!?’bb ??!!!!!????? THE PARTICLES IN HAWKINS???????? FUCKING EDDIE IS DEAD AND DIED IN DUSTINS ARNS????? MAX SAYING SHE COULD SEE AND GHAT SHE WASNT READY TO DIE FUCK AND LUCAS JUST HELD HER IM SO BDJDJDNDNDB IM CRYINH GUYSGEBDHD THAT WAS INSANE EBDBDBDNEJEJSJEJ EDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys that was so fucking insane so fucking good i love this fucking show so fucking much oh my god

[synchlora]

I heard apocalypse AU? 👀

YOPOOOOOOOOOOO YESYEZYEZTWSDAGAVZGX

Yes

PARTICULARLY for the bench trio and wilbur :]] this was literally all sparked bc I saw an au where ranboo dies and I got so viscerally upset over it that I went through. so much effort to make an au where he lives. christ

SO :D

(so so many warnings abt graphic medical shit, infection, necrosis, Pain, medical malpractice, just. bad things, please be Careful)

tommy and tubbo r childhood friends. they run into one another quite soon after separating from their families. tommy ran from his family after his parents killed his sister, tubbo ran when his family told him to save himself and he blames himself for not saving them.

RANBOO. shows up half fucking dead lmao. many bites, definitely infected to become a zombie, arm is. very necrotic. and what else do tommy and tubbo do when they see another kid their age slowly becoming zombified?? take him home ofc <3

they live in an old rv out in the woods and ooh its shit but its something. ranboo is like. doing a little better??? bc hes not Actively starving but he is also still Infected and struggling w his arm. so tommy and tubbo have got to figure something out w all this

they decide to raid a nearby abandoned hospital for supplies and after taking a lot of medical equipment and drugs they Do Not Understand, they run into wilbur wandering the halls. they r obviously v defensive but wilbur is very curious, especially abt why they are taking basically Useless medical equipment unless they know how to use it

after some talking and deliberation, they learn that wilbur is (or rather was) a med student who was working an internship at the hospital when the apocalypse happened. no clue what happened to his family, they don't live nearby and there's no way to contact them

after long discussion between the two of them, tommy and tubbo decide to risk bringing wilbur back to see if he can somehow help ranboo. yeah its risky as hell to bring a stranger back to their most vulnerable friend but they're desperate as shit and wil seems to at least have Training lmao

so wilbur helps getting the equipment set up and he takes one look at ranboo and is just like jesus christ ive got my work cut out for me. BUT they get shit set up and start shit <- very technical language /s

tommys good at the tech shit, wilbur has the medical knowledge, and tubbo has the nerves of steel. and oooh boy those will come in handy becauseeeee

they have to amputate ranboos arm

basic details (BIG BIG WARNING FOR GROSS MEDICAL SHIT, BE CAREFUL): wilbur instructed, tubbo performed, tommy monitored ranboo Very Closely (hes on so much fucking pain killers its unbelievable. no general anesthetic, they have access but itd be too risky. they do have localized anasthetics though). applied tourniquet to upper arm around bicep area. pinned ranboos arm so he can't move it too harshly and cause unwanted damage. tubbo cut carefully and didn't shake a bit, ensuring to leave a skin flap of healthy, live skin for sewing and wilbur cauterized the blood vessels and major nerves as they went. obviously, as there is no general anesthesia, ranboo is fucking Screaming and also unable to sit still. that's tommys job, to monitor vitals and also literally keep him from yanking so hard he messes tubbo up. tubbo cut through muscle quickly and had a bonesaw to cut through the bone. hardest part of the entire procedure was smoothing down the bone at the cut. ranboo ended up passing out from pain and despite himself, tubbo was relieved at the lack of screaming. tommy was worried as shit at ranboo passing out but he closely watched to ensure he was still breathing and Alive. tubbo finished up and, with more of wil's instruction, covered the wound with the sewed skin (he would have left it open to monitor, but it was too much of a risk with how high-stress it was for ranboo already) left some drainage tubes, put on heavy antibiotics, and dressed the wound with clean gauze. ranboo took several hours to wake up and awoke screaming once again

it is overall fucking Awful and incredibly traumatizing for all involved

ranboo is Very weak at this point, both from the amputation and the steadily worsening yknow. zombification and shit

so the trio looking after him are scrambling around to do something Anything to treat him and try and save the guy

surprisingly, the amputated arm is doing well??? it does not have its own separate infection and the skin is actively healing, albeit quite slowly, around the wound. they've got enough supplies from the hospital to last a while for clean dressings and medications. jesus fucking christ did I mention how many pain killers hes on????

doesn't mean it doesn't hurt but its like. not entirely hellishly unbearable. only agonizing most days

anyway, through all this time theyre monitoring infection signs closely and wilbur is helping adjust doses of a cocktail of antibiotics and antivirals and even antifungals, just fucking Everything man

and.. things start to change

the sickly green tinge to the skin around his lymph nodes starts turning a more natural pink, the darkened veins start to lighten to a more human shade, the glassy fog over his eyes slowly begins to clear

and holy fucking shit did they just cure an infected person?????

hes been sick since they met him and now he's finally starting to get.. better?

dont get me wrong, hes still struggling and in so much pain and my god the dependencies hes got on a Lot of painkillers oough man, BUT. he is alive

and its an ordeal but. he starts to recover. the infection subsides. his arm is fully able to heal now that his body can focus energy to do that. he starts to actually be able to be himself and by god it really made it all worth it

AND THEY ALL FOUR LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER NO FUCKINH DEATH FUCK THAT THEY GROW OLD TOGETHER ND HAVE A GOOD TIME :]]

[diedalwave]

Depression is complicated

Depression is all of your friends telling you that they understand

But feeling like they don't even understand a little bit and theyre never there when you really need them

Depression is lying to your family when they ask how you are. You say you're good

But you really feel like crawling out of your own skin because you can hardly bare another day in your thoughts. You hate the fact that you cant even be honest with your own father, brother, auntie. You think them out of anybody would be the best to talk to but its counterparts

Depression is staying awake until 3 or 4am because you cant silent your prevailing fears and feelings. Its waking up in the afternoon and only having 4 or less hours of daylight to do things. You get overwhelmed so you put things off. You try to leave your house but you look at the door and feel that terrible things would happen if you did leave, that you're too ugly to leave anyways, that you dont feel good enough to get out anyways, that you just dont have the energy today or your stomach wont settle. So you stay on the couch, in bed, under a hundred comfort blankets listening to your favorite music while you get lost in your thoughts or closing your eyes for a nap. Its 7pm and you decide to make breakfast and maybe tend to a few projects and responsibilities but you can only half ass it.

Depression is getting into those super random productive days . You clean obsessively and want to see all of your friends you go out for a few days and come back home and cry yourself to sleep because you were holding so much inside of your facade and you've never been so stressed In your life.

Depression is when your feelings are so strong its physical. You get the worst headache In the world, you get dizzy, your vision gets blurry, you puke, you get sweaty, then you get cold, you get heartburn, you throw up again, you cry, you hold on tight to your sheets cause you feel this tension to just fucking break something or hurt yourself and you know that you cant let yourself. You want to scream but you cant

Depression is the inability to focus on your homework, it's the force that wants you to call in sick to work, it's the spazz attack you have when you go to do something and it's too much or feels like everything is going wrong.

Depression is smoking weed until you need your inhaler because it's a distraction. Depression isnt writing in your journal for months even though you have things you want to write about every day. It's not writing or doing anything you told yourself you would.

Depression is waking up with the weight of the entire world on your chest and you cant take a deep breath or breath properly even If you tried. Its skipping eating and doing your makeup completely. its crying while brushing your teeth because you really dont want to go to work today but you need the money.

Depression is the crippling feelings when you think about how you'll never be able to talk to or see the people you loved more than anything ever again. It's missing your people so fuckinh much you want to be dead but being so scared of what would happen If you really were. It's not knowing how to cope with any of it.

It's not something you get over .

[the-knife-consumer]

AND IM NOT DONE ON THE VAMPIRES NO-SIREE

Its a thing ive seen in fuckinh best sellers where they're OLY USED AS A TOOL TO FURTHER DRIVE THE NARRITAVE OF ROMANCE AND IM LIKE!! NO!!!!!!!!!

It could just be that im a stickler for horror but,, in my opinion so much of the characterization of vampires, and werewolves, has been lost to time bc of the push for them to be romanticized. Theyre!! Not supposed to be hot!!! Idk how the fuck im supposed to explain something like this bc obvi its not bad by any means to have them depicted like that bc its just people having fun and writing what they like. Monster fucker rights i advocate for monster fuckers you guys are welcome here but OH MY GOD

ITS EVERYWHERE

BRO I JUST WANNA READ A HORROR NOVEL WHERE THE VAMPIRE ISN"T DESCRIBED AS SOME CHISELED MARBLE MAN. VAMPIRES ARE FREAKY!! THEY"RE DEAD!! I JUST WANT TO READ A STORY WHERE A WEREWOLF DOESN"T RETAIN ANY HUMAN FEATURES AND IS A TOWERING TEN FOOT TALL BEAST THAT JUST WRECKS SHIT AND KILLS FOR A NIGHT. PLEASE. ITS DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND THAT SHIT

Anyway yeah thanks for coming go my ramblings of the forsaken

What’s your favorite type of ship trope 😉

Literally anything that's super soft and sweet bc i can't handle sad stuff most of the time unless i'm the one who wrote it 🥲🥲🥲 but as far as the actual structure i um. I guess it changes w/ whatever ship i like atm

Speaking of witch,, aheehee i found an old lacenet fic in my docs that's sort of a: (past)enemies> friendly rivals> lovers(???) Fic and i've picked it up again bc hhhbbnnnjmng Bugs

As for aus i really like. Pirates 🙂 funny pirates go yoho funny. Ohg and the exploration of one of them being a monster. And by exploration i don't mean like oohhh sad vampire cant find any blood its dying for the second time u gotta give it ur own blood boohoo i mean like. I wanna see a character that doesn't give up its blood and sets healthy boundaries bc like. Just go grab a goat for it to snack on or something idiot. Self persevere for once (can u tell how much the writing for vampire aus irk me even though i love the idea of them bc there are just so many solutions to minor problems and the non-vampire ALWAYS ends up self sacrificing in a situation that could be solved 30 bajillion other ways)

WOW THIS WAS AN INCREDIBLY DETACHED RAMBLE SORRY

[cat-crisis]

A PHONE STORY.

Aight so i have two phones, ones an old shitty 2000-something nokia touch screen phone, the other is my actual iphone. The reason for this is because the Nokia is with Rogers, and i'm with rogers, but the iPhone is with Bell. I have the iPhone for social media and the nokia isnt compatible with most social medias. Anyways back to my point Its 6 AM, my cats under my bed, he's meowing cause he's a fat cunt and he wants more food in his bowl, i'm like aye mate no problem let me just get the fuck out of my warm comfort called my bed cause you wont let me sleep otherwise My phone (nokia) vibrates several times, and I had applied for several jobs recently so obviously my half asleep ass thinks theyre gonna fuckin call back at 6 AM. The screen isnt turning on and I immediately start panicking because I NEED A JOB. Turns out no. The screen is dead or i assume the phone is dead, i have no way of telling considering the phone has to be at a certain angle to turn on. Once again, not my point. I go to the bathroom because I'm a little anxious and my stomach is hurting. My phone turned on and for some reason MADE THE MOST SATANIC NOISE EVER TO COME FROM THAT DEVICE. I BURSTED TO MY ROOM CAUSE THAT SHIT WAS SO LOUD, I FUCKINH TRIED TURJINH IT DOWN BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP AND MY BROTHER IS NEXT DOOR IT WONT TURN DOWN AND THE SCREEN IS THE MOST WHITE SHIT, NOTHING IS ON THE SCREEN BUT WHITE IT SHUT OFF AFTER IT FUCKING SUMMONED A GODDAMN CURSE ON ME LIKE SOME SHITTY CHAINMAIL I SAT THERE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SPEECHLESS. Anywho, my phone is probably dead and i'm not turning it back on until my dad wakes up.

[andichoseyou]

thoughts during stranger things season two: chapter eight: the mind flayer

o dear god oh fuxk oh jesus oh fuck jesus FUCK FUCKING HELL JESUS FUCK JESUS OH FUXKING JESUS FUXK FUCK JEAUS FUXKING CHEIAT YOUR GOING TO DIE FUXK I DONG WANT TO SEE WILL LIKE THIS FUXK T PUT HIM TO SLEEP I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS JEAUS FUXK FUXK FUCKINH FUXK JESUS OH MU GOD FUXK HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD DUSTIN U DID THIS U WANTED A FUCKING PET U FUCKING IDIOT FUXKING DUSTIN FUXK THEYRE TRAPPED INSIDE FUCK WHERE IS EL DUXK oh shit fuck shit I HATE YOU BILLY EW EW IDIOT I HATE YOU OR SHE IS GONNA HET FUCKING KILLED BY A DEMAGORGAN excuse me dont say tgat SI R STOP!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!! susan needs toSTEP IN HEY FUXK YOU NEIL ikindoffeelbadforbillynowimsorryforbeingmean ok i don't like seeing him cry fucking dustin i still love u idiot STOP YELILING!!!! oh no!!!!! just go w it max fucking dustin they r alllll over bucko ah shit EVERYONE IS DEAD FUXK UM UR GONNA DIE go with him bob BOB IS GONNA DIE OH NO IM GONNA CRY NOT BOB I HATED HIM BUT S H IT i feel like im going to throw up HE GON DIE DONT GO IN!!!!! PLS B EL ah shit its not el oops STEVE SHIT OH NO BOB NO NO!!!! AHHHHHH IM SCARED I GOT THE CHILLS IM SCARED AHHHHHHHBB BACK AGAINST THE WALL BACK AGAINST THE WALL!!!! b oh shit omg he did it im scared MY TUMMY HURTS LET ME TRYYYY JONATHAN this is scary im scared OPEN SESAME DUSTIN UR CUTE HES GONNA DIE NOOOO BOB!!!! DONT DIE BOB SPLASH HELL YEAH BOB I LOVE YOU SHI THE GUN IDIOT U FICKING LOSER WHAT THE FUXK HE IS GONNA DIE DEAD COME ON BOB DOCTOR IS GONNA DIE TOO THEY BOTH GON A DIE BACK AGAINST THE W ALL IDIOT IM CLENCHINVMY TEETH GO IN BOB U IDIOT BOB FUCK IM SCARED SNHSSHSNABS SB B QUIET BOB BOB IS GONNA DIE IM SCARED NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO BOBNO !!!!!!!SHIT NO!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHBBBBBBBB FUCK GO BOB NOOOI GO BOB RUN UR DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO NONOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOODFDD RUNNNNNNN BOB!!!!!!!!! GET IN!! nnn AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH GO!!!!!!!!! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SHOW BOB DEAD BODY FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! FUCK BOB um will is still THE SPY!!!!!! dont u kneoBb EL IS COMING DONT WORRY DONT WORRY bob:( joyce:( SHE HAD TO WATCH HIM DIE WHAT TE FUCH IM SAD WHERE IS EL MIKE I LOVE YOU mmmmm:((((((( mikee :(//( i am SAD DEMO DOGS MIKE IS SO SMART I LOVE YOU SON THE SNAP IM HOPPER I CABT STOP SCREAMINGV GO OFF DUSTIN!!!!!! steve is so dumb im screaming ur gonna have to kill will!!!! dustin i love you jsbsjsnski love dustin STOP SCREAMUNG AT EACH OTHER IM SAD YES JOYCE WILL THE MIND FLAYER HEY I AM ABSOLUTELY STRESSED THE FUCL OUT no time 4 flirting thx tho dustin um i love u imsoery i love u ubeautiful soul stop cryinh i gottaGO mike b NICE!!!! stop being a D ICK um im sad i want el where is she im scared oo look how niftyyyy oo scary ahhhhh bright imscared AH what ATOP SCREAMING ATOP AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH HIS BOICE AHHH ITS GON B OK JUST WAIT AND SEE WILL :(((( im gonna throw up mmmmm:((( i just want him to b happppyyyy im sad GUYS IM CEYING MIKE STOP I YOU SAID YES!!!!!!!!! MORAE CODE STEVE U IDIOT FUXK LIKE THE LIGHTS BUT WITH MOTSE CODE HOLY SHIT SHOULD I STAY IR SHOULD I GO CLOSE GATE IM FOR REAL SHAKING WHERE IS EL OH MU GOD THEYRE COMING I CANT FEEL MU LEGS YES NANCY MY WIFE IM SVARED AHHHHHH WHERE IS EL IMS CARED SHES HERE I CAN TELL YES EL SHES HERE!!!!!! FUXK SHES HERE ELEVEN!!!!!! shEA BAXK YESSS HIS FACE HER FACE THEIR FAWS IH MY HOD MIKE ELEEN MIEL AND ELEVEN HIS QGCE