#theyre exes your honor

[ohposhers]

my buddy and i have been watching sonic boom and i have much to say about it

[mosslingg]

can we talk about this

[saeranthis]

hc whitney is JUST as bad as kylar he's just less blatant abt it

[obliqueletterkennyreference]

wilson: so why were you friends w this guy

house: we were 20, he had a car. if hed been a woman i wouldve married him

totally platonic and straight things to say to about your bro

[nonomives]

Doodle dump for the dayyyy

Finally got to sit down and draw tho its mostly dolly (my wh oc) sketches

Smth smthn buff bee lady and uh dolly lore??

Also a lil smthn extra for u bestie @prince-clementine

[geekintheblack]

we all know miles is corny asf right

so i'm thinking for their one year anniversary he would 100% show up on earth-65 for date night freshly out of the barber… sporting a G

gwen would find it hysterical but at the same time she'd be internally screaming and melting because She Is Also a Cornball

[anxiousgaypanicking]

Anxceit fucking head cannons?

hmm im trying to think of stuff i havent said before

i think ive brought up that they both bite, and its a race to inject the other with venom first to see who gets the privilege of topping tonight...

less sexual and more emotional in terms of sex - i think their sex gets messy. sex is a point where neither of them can not be vulnerable, so their emotions come flooding out alongside their orgasms. janus grits out "you left" in the same breath that virgil gasps "i had to"

both of them seem unhappy, but the sex is amazing, and afterwards they choose not to talk about it, and instead focus on their fingers sliding together and the closeness they only have behind closed doors

both of them can hold themselves together typically regardless of how intense sex gets with the others, but together i feel like there's just too much history. if janus is too slow with virgil, kissing his neck and resting his cheek against virgils back, they both end up teary eyed. and if virgil is too rough with janus, taking out his bitterness in each rough thrust, the same thing happens. and they both rush to take care of the other, feeling some semblance of closeness and intimacy that comes with wiping the sweat from each others faces and rubbing ointment into scratches. but theyre not ready to properly talk about it. not yet

[d-velleity]

yeeeeooowwwccchhhh

[tequiilasunriise]

Being a raging Rosebird fan fer a little over a year now, I can tell ya the “Raven is Ruby’s true bio dad” theory started off as a crackshot against the people rallying fer the “Qrow is Ruby’s bio dad” theory. Look how far we, the Rosebird Nation, have come. The tag has been popping off all day I’m so happy so many people are seeing the light that is Tragic Divorced Milfs With Love That Still Lingers Amidst The Complicated Custody Battles™️.

We asked fer gay crumbs this volume and CRWBY took a slice of bread and bitch slapped the S H I T outta us. We never lose!!! Ruby Branwen-Rose in a /sapphic way truthers unite!!! Raven is a deadbeat mom AND a deadbeat dad!!! How iconic!!

[swtbeecloud]

I smell fruits

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[strabius-berry]

Ok so i was watching a yt video of someone summoning butler!ingo and saw the character dex and my heart is melting

He and his twin brother traded their karrablast and shelmet with each other to evolve each other's pokemon 😭💘 that's so fking sweet my heart huurrrrt ugly sobbing

[yuukei-yikes]

sorry its just so funny to me. haruka's dad and kenjirou have open mouth kissed. and then clearing eyes uses that to its advantage to manipulate harukas dad like You. dont need to go check ur son's corpse. it is TOTALLY dead and not sleeping on my couch. also have a closed casket funeral btw. bye

[veikkoalen]

during the last prey playthrough i fucked up my wrist completely because i played 3 5.5-hour long sessions

[duck-related-username]

This is what ducktales did to Scrooge

The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

[ashs-artblog]

[reckless-rider]

Gibbs and Fornell definitely dated