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My OUAT Rewatch -- S6E6 -- Dark Waters

Link to Rewatch Review and Ranking archive

You know, you learn LOTS of things when you’re not angrily blogging and screaming while watching a show that you used to love and now hate watch because the writers are hack asshats.

For example . . . . . did you know that Killybunny used to just go around murdering and killing people for shits and giggles?  Did you know that he’s still punching people and putting them in the hospital and doing exactly what his snuggle boo Emma tells him NOT to do?  And did you know it takes all of FIVE SECONDS for all of that to just be totes forgiven by both Emma AND Henry because he’s that awesome and wonderful? 

Okay, you probably DID know all of this shit but . . . . . paralleled against a backdrop of Belle debating whether or not Rumple is permitted to see their child’s ultrasound because he’s soooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllll when the only time he’s bothered her since they returned is when a literal madman wanted to murder her . . . . . . . . yeah.  

Rumple reading the script like “Who writes this shit?” 

Well, Brigitte Hales for one but . . . . more on that later . . . 

First of all, before more snark begins, I do want to comment on Belle’s dress in this episode because it is beautiful.  SHE is beautiful.

I love this dress, and wow, what a nice improvement from the frumpy thing she was wearing two episodes ago.  

But then there’s our continuing game show . . . . . 

WHAT THE FUCK IS EMMA WEARING??????

They just get worse every episode, don’t they?  

So . . . . . where to begin?

This was a Hook propping episode, and the basic summary of any Hook propping episode is:  “Hook does something really shitty, probably murder or at the bare minimum physical assault, lies about something, and in the end all is forgiven because reasons and he’s SPESHUL!” Also sub-plot of every Hook propping episode:  “Rumple is an evil evil that evils even though whatever he’s doing is either a) nothing or b) nowhere near as bad as whatever Hook was doing in this episode, but he’s still the evilest evil of all evils who should be shunned forever and ever amen.”  

Is that an accurate summary?  

So that’s the gist of this one, but other stand-out moments:

Henry telling the EQ that “Hook would never hurt their family” -- dude, he LITERALLY just tried to kill ALL OF YOU like what, a month ago?  Two months?  I don’t know, I’m as done with trying to make sense of this timeline as the writers are.  But seriously -- there was a trip to HELL and everything because he tried to hurt all of you.  You know, you were THERE.  You wrote about it in your fucking book.  JFC, this show, I swear.  

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/152406925472/pamchenko-twist-mel35-the-joke-of-the-year

Also this:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/152461563747/an-empty-heart-and-a-bloodstained-harpoon

The Snow/Belle scene in the hospital . . . . I mean, I just . . . . . seriously????

So we’re just flat out ignoring the fact that Snow sold out Belle to Hyde a couple of weeks ago and pretending that they’re bestest buddies now?  Of course, Belle doesn’t KNOW THAT.  

Also . . . . . again I ask . . . Rumple . . . WHAT DID HE DO??????

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/152595157632/im-going-to-tell-yall-right-now

Okay, let’s piggyback on that post I just linked.  Because there IS some serious bullshit going on in the writers room at this point.

Y’all know how we dragged on Brigitte Hales from S6 onward as being a shitty, Rumple-hating writer.  And how we dragged on her being up Hook’s ass on TWITTER and dragging Rumple ON TWITTER.

Well here’s the thing that you notice when you deep dive into the series and pay attention to shit.

Hales has been on staff since the START of SEASON FIVE.  She was supposedly there to “replace” Kalinda, who left abruptly after S4 ended, literally after the Out of the Past graphic novel came out, which was the summer IN BETWEEN S4 & S5, when she gushed on social media about the beautiful Rumbelle story she wrote for it.

Well here’s the things boys and girls -- this is only Brigitte’s SECOND EPISODE as a writer.  She only wrote ONE episode in S5, and it was way toward the end, and now it’s 6 episodes in before she gets to pen another one.  Kitsowitiz have already penned TWO episodes this season, which also isn’t the norm in the writing pattern, and the last time they penned an episode at an odd point in a season was the end of S2 when they wanted to steer into a “different direction” because of the Neverland shit.  

I have theories . . . . but I’m hesitant to post them because they’re NOT nice and there’s a 50/50 chance I’m right or wrong, but . . . . if you’re nosy . . . . shoot me a message (NOT on anon though cause I’m not posting it here, if you ask on anon I’m not answering) and I’ll gladly share privately, providing that you’ll keep it to yourself.   

BTW, I was rooting for this to be the first episode to dip below the 1.0 ratings number . . . . 

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/152559741072/mission-accomplished

A Belle gripe post for those interested:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/152555883387/tired-of-how-theyre-writing-belle

Also, the GQ stuff . . . . didn’t bother me.  Because watching it . . . . Rumple had ZERO reaction.  ZERO.  He didn’t want it, he didn’t kiss back.  And I can’t help but wonder if Lana and Bobby played this scene that way on purpose, ignoring whatever stupid shit the script said.  If so good for them -- at least someone gives a fuck about these characters.

The thing that bugged me about that scene was Rumple referring to Hook and Henry as “The Pirate and his Son.”

I’m sorry, WHAT?????  What kind of fucked up shit is that????

THIS is Neal’s Dad, BRIGITTE HALES, not the fucking Pirate Fuckboy!  I know you weren’t there when Neal was on the show, and you and Goodman were probably in the corner of the writers room wanking on the Hook Standee when Souls of the Departed was being written and missed the Neal part, but please learn the show’s HISTORY and also Rumple would NEVER refer to his GRANDSON as the son of that STD-ridden douche canoe!

THAT was probably the most angering moment of this episode.  

Lord, this show, I swear . . . . . . . . 

Points tally:

40 points to start

Belle was in character ISH at the end so 2 points for that I guess (I’m being generous here because I liked her dress and I’m that shallow)

20 points deducted for Hook centric

Only 1 point deducted for Zee because she was basically insignificant in this episode, as she always should be

3 points deducted for OOC Rumple for the “Pirate and his son” line cause NO fuck that noise

10 points deducted for Hales

Cant really justify adding or deducting anything else.  I mean -- there are worse episodes out there and the fuckery in this one is pretty much par for the course so, whatever.  

Total points:  8

Follow #celtichearted OUAT ranking tag for more to come!

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“Island” dimeship Fanfiction

*In one of theyr ususal days Magica and Scrooge were fighting as usual for the dime. Their fight was so intense that Magica powers got crazy and they both dissappear from the Bin leaving the Dime behind. *

 *They both wake up in a island, there wasesn’t anybody else, exepct them. *

 Magica: argh!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! Argh!! Where are we anyways?!

Scrooge: why do i know?! You used your magic!!

Magica: DUH! But…. I don’t know where we are… i lost so much energy that i don’t even know if we can go back! Scrooge: what?! It cant’t be!! I even lost my dime!! Magica: argh! COME ON!!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE MY ENEMY?!

Scrooge: don’t say that…. Anyways… *sigh* we should find i way to go back home..or… survive…

Magica: tsk! I’m not working with you! I can do everything for myself!! And when i go back, i will take the dime away from you!

Scrooge: we’ll see about that!! *They Roar at eachother for a while and after an hour of arguing they split*

*Scrooge start getting wood and as he was walking he found a tiny cave. There was enough space for him, his stuff and……magica….* *He shook his head “i’m not worryed about her!......am i?...” He ignores the question and makes a fire with his jacket, it was ripped anyway…*

 *he builded a tiny roof at the entrace and set some traps, when all of the sudden.. it started raning*

Scrooge: curse me Kilts! It maybe became a real storm…. *he got the fire under the tiny Roof and stay there for a long time*

 *Eventually, night time came and the Rain got softer… He sigh, but when he was about to go to bed… e eard something in the grass snapping, like a brench…* *He put himself in a fighting pose, but he found out that sound was Magica deSpell all dirty adn wet*

*They looked at hichother*

Scrooge: i should pick on you for you…ehm.. situation… but i won’t because i’m a gentlemen…

Magica:…… *she was silence and treamling, Scrooge notice a big cut on her leg. His face went to serius to worryed*………help….. *magica sayd with a strich voice*

 *Scrooge rush to help her. He got her inside the cave and put some of the jacket left overs on her leg to block the blood*

 Magica: thank you scrooge….

Scrooge: no worryes…. I’m sorry.. i should haved follow you insteed of been too proud… you got hurt…

Magica: i was… too proud too… but… i really have to thank you… i didn’t realize that… without magic… i’m just a normal duck…. I don’t know what to do…..

*Magica turns away her head a bit. Scrooge made her look again over him*

Scrooge: Don’t worry magica… we got ourself out of many .. MANY more situations more dangerous than this… we will survive…

Magica: …… *smiles at him*

Scrooge: just reast for now… you will get better.. *he gives her a kiss on the cheek, more sweet and delicate than the one he gave her in the witch exams*  Good night… *he sturn to the fire*

Magica:….. *when scrooge turn she blush….. she though.. “wow… he is….so sweet… he never treat me like this… i think we are kind of….Friends?”…. *she sigh and closed her eyes* “Tommorow it’s a new day…” they both though..

 *end first chapter*

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what do you all think? i put a bit of effort in it! i hope you all enjoy it! and if you want i will more chapters, taht’s why i wrote “end chapter one”

see you sson Dear Dimeshippers!

-- @xmysticalnightxx always a dimeshipper in the heart

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aimee had her baby she's soooooooooooooooo cute! lil sunday :-)

SUNNNYYYYYY like mpreg pt2 🙈🙈🙈 i hope that theyre both doing well!

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stretches yawns n subtly puts an arm around ur shoulders,, soooooooooooooooo. frank/jason huh

OK BUT NAT, LISTEN.

imagine the two of them sparring. but like, forget weapons, it’s just plain old wrestling, practicing their basic moves, getting faster at dodging and mastering their reflexes – but, as is traditional fashion, they’re both shirtless and sweaty, and frank’s muscled, but still has a little bit of cute pudge and they’re laughing and frank’s a LITTLE more red than normal and wowza, has frank always been that much taller than jason? and has jason always had those cute little moles?

imagine frank and piper being really good friends, but also piper and jason being bffs, and frank lets slip something a little bit too revealing about jason, ie – ‘he makes me feel better about being the praetor’, or ‘so jason did this funny thing *insert x here*, it was so cute’ or jason mentions how far frank’s come and how proud he is, or how he’s not used to someone being so much taller than him and he doesn’t mind it and piper reads between the lines and is instantly on mission ‘get frank and jason to admit feelings’

imagine they DO end up knowing abt each other’s feelings though, like imagine how shy they would both be about the whole thing – frank DEFINITELY isnt one to flaunt his relationship to other people, but especially with someone as high profile as jason ( not that he’s ashamed of course, but he just doesn’t like that kind of attention, especially with enough of it coming from his day job ). and jason’s just a sweetheart and a goofball but he gets flustered too. jason is a lot more physically affection than frank, i think – but frank doesn’t mind, really, as long as it’s not too much at once. so it moves very slowly.  which suits them both just fine i think.  you know, lots of hugs mostly, (bc they’re both excellent at giving hugs), some reassuring hand holding and lots of little sweet nothings that only ends up with both of them blushing – but lots of communication too! jason and frank know how to talk to each other, and know what goes through the other’s head, so theyre always on the same level that way!

both of their jobs are v v stressful, so just imAGINE them sprawled out on the sofa at the end of a really long day with some movies, and frank’s got an arm around jason and it’s just quiet - they’re not talking much bc they don’t need to, and just enjoying the silence and the company and maybe at one point, jason leans up to kiss frank’s cheek and its really sweet and domestic and like??? nice

imagine frANK initiating their first kiss though, like it’s so out of the blue but he’s feeling super confident, and jason looks really cute, and you know what?  what could it hurt, right?  so he goes for it, and it’s super sweet at first – but then it gets a little more heated ( BC things are moving so slow ) and they both end up flustered and grinning and the next piper just knows and it’s hilarious

telling their friends abt the whole thing goes better than expected – frank’s probably super nervous bc he’s never done the whole thing before, but jason’s excited and reassuring and when they do, everyone basically pulls the ‘it took THIS long???’ card and are super happy for them.

it’s a very lowkey and simple relationship, i’d think – not a lot of strings attached, no expectations to move anywhere any time soon, but with lots of support and communication and understanding – and easy kisses too!

( also, frank stooping down to kiss jason !!! or lifting him up !! take that, jason !! )