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#HES SO GROSS kill#ofc i had to dress coppy as santa#theyre at an office christmas party here#i was gonna include an actual rendered piece but i got impatient#ill do that later#along with other Christmas stuff#i wanna dress other guys in other fits đ#virtual assistants#clippy#coppy#gijinka#object head#webcore#christmas#digital art#doodle#tw alcohol#clippys feelings arw always all over the place whenever he drinks#and he passes the fuck out when he gets home
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im imagining one of the many times patrick is begging to fuck art he suddenly says something like âjust let me put the tip in at least babyâ and art isnât in the right mind to see why he shouldnât cause theyre grinding against each other and licking into each otherâs mouths so it shouldnât be much different. patrick cums so quickly too
Whoops anon this is gonna be a 2 for 1. I hope you donât mind <3 But Patrick begging made me think itâs perfect for the holiday challenge too so⊠hereâs Art staying over a few nights during winter break. Post Patrick dragging him to his dadâs office Christmas party where him and his brother dressed up like Santa (for some Christmas themed reason) sorry this is all over the place anon. <3
Deck the halls đđ«
Day 15: Begging
CW: 18+ !NSFW!
Pair: Artrick
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âI think youâre so pretty,â Patrick whispers, heâs still wearing the santa hat, and coat, drunk on spiked egg nog. His dad doesnât even celebrate Christmas but his office sure knows how to put on a Christmas party.
âShut up,â Art says, but heâs smiling his stupid pretty little half smile.
They stole candy canes from the Christmas tree in the lobby of his dadâs office, even though Patrickâs stupid brother said they couldnât. And thank god, because Artâs still sucking on his. Lips stained red, cheeks all flushedâ Patrick meant it when he kept telling him all night heâd make the perfect Santaâs elf. âYou just blush so yummy,â He teased relentlessly, âespecially after Santa fucks you.â That was when Art pushed him away.
Artâs all risky business right now, nothing on but his dress shirt, boxers and socks. His slacks are draped over the chair in the corner of Patrickâs bedroom. Heâd wanted them off since he spilled a bit of egg nog on them and Patrick teased him for the way it stained.
Patrick grabs at Arts tie and he steps closer to where Patrickâs sitting on his bed, stopping between Patrickâs legs as Patrick loosens it.
âCome sit on Santaâs lap,â Patrick says, grinning.
Art rolls his eyes, but heâs so soft about it. âYouâre so stupid when you drink. You know that right?â
âCome on, sit on my lap. Iâll give you whatever you want.â
âThe perfect backhand,â Art says.
âIâm Santa, not Jesus,â Patrick points out and Art shoves him. Patrick laughs and grabs onto his arm pulling him closer still, takes him by the waist and lifts at his dress shirt. âCome on, lemme fuck you.â
âDonât do thatâ theyâre right next door,â Art says, pulling the candy cane from his mouth and turning to look at the closed door like Patrickâs brother and his wife are just going to appear in his room out of thin air. When they donât, he pops it back into his mouth. Patrick keeps touching him. Heâs not concerned about how close they are, theyâre really boring and Patrick is 100 percent certain theyâre probably already asleep.
But he tries to ease Arts nerves anyway. âPlease. I promise Iâll be quiet,â Patrick sighs, talking to Artâs pretty waist. Artâs got the perfect little belly button. Patrick presses his lips there and feels Art suck it in as he tangles his fingers into Patrickâs hair.
âWhat are you doing?â He giggles cause heâs ticklish and he pushes Patrickâs head away for the same reason.
âTrying to fuck you,â Patrick sighs. He gets to his feet and heâs suddenly in Artâs face. Art steps back but Patrick steps closer and pulls the candy cane out of Artâs mouth. He presses his lips there instead. Art opens up for him right away. His kisses are sweet like peppermint. And heâs licking and sucking on Patrickâs tongue as if he tastes like candy too. Patrick settles on the edge of the bed again excited at the way Artâs following him. He crawls onto Patrickâs lap so he can keep kissing. Patrickâs hard. Like cut diamonds hard, heâs been halfway there all night. Heâs going insane at Artâs tendency to mindlessly grind against it. Heâs imagining thrusting inside him, imagining how Art would feel, how heâd react. Artâs already so sensitive all over. Almost like his body was made for sex, Patrick just wants to test it out.
Patrick lays back on the bed resting on his elbows and he puts the candy in his own mouth watching as Art blinks himself into awareness now that heâs not kissing Patrickâs mouth anymore. Patrick can tell he still wants to grind. His hips arenât moving fast but heâs still gently rolling them along the bulge in Patrickâs pants.
âFucking please.â Patrick says, quietly. âAll I want for Christmas is just to nut in you just once.â
âYouâre so fuckingâŠâ Art licks his lips. Heâs breathless. Kiss swollen. Flushed. Every time Patrick thinks he couldnât possibly want him more, he gets prettier.
âI will fucking do anything,â Patrick begs. He says, undoing the buttons on Arts dress shirt.
âPatrick,â Art says matter of factly. âYour brother is next door.â
âAnd Iâll be so quiet. And if you need to you can moan into my pillow. Please. Pretty please. I wanna fill you up and watch it spill out.â
âYouâre disgusting,â Art says softly, but heâs squirming.
âI know, I know I am,â Patrick grins, he bites into the candy cane, finishing it off. âBut you like it.â
God the blushing. The way he canât sit still. Patrick hopes he doesnât lose it in his fucking pants before he even gets inside or all this begging will be for nothing.
âI umâ I donât think I canâ your soâ so much, Patrick, â Art says, suddenly shy.
Patrick canât help himself. Heâs grinning like crazy. âJust tell me itâs too big. Tell me it wonât fit.â
âYouâre such a freak, âm not sayin that,â Art says, heâs blushing something fierce. âIâm just sayingâŠâ
âFine fuck it⊠what if itâs just the tip? Lemme put in the tip.â
Art sighs, a little smirk on his lips. âYouâre so fucking obsessed.â
âYeah well fucking look at you, princess. Of course Iâm obsessed.â Patrick groans. Heâs undone all the buttons on Arts shirt and heâs fixating on Artâs bare chest, his perky pink nipples.
Art rolls his eyes at the âprincessâ comment and Patrick grabs at either side of his shirt and pulls him into another kiss. Itâs only moments before Artâs gasping into his mouth and Patrickâs sure if they keep this up heâs gonna come hard in his pants. He rolls them over so he can get Art on his back. And slowly, he pulls back from the kiss. Artâs following, sitting up on his elbows.
âCan I please? Just the tip, baby, pretty pretty please?â Patrick begs.
Art bites his lip and then nods. Patrick doesnât waste any time, he tugs at Artâs boxers. Slides them off.
Art falls into a sudden fit of giggles and Patrick canât help smiling at him. âWhat?â
âIâm sorry,â he whispers. âItâs your santa hat. I just started thinking about you putting me on the naughty list if I didnât blow you or something.â
Patrick laughs, heâd forgotten he was wearing it still. He pulls it off his head and gives it to Art. Pulls the coat off and drops it on the floor so heâs only in his t-shirt. âFor the record I think youâre just the nicest boy.â Patrick says, looking over his dick. Itâs so pretty, flushed purple and so full itâs resting heavy on his tummy. âSo so nice.â
âYouâre so fucking horny, shut up,â Art whispers and Patrick laughs and undoes his own pants kicking them off. Artâs just watching him. âIf you put in more than the tip Iâm gonna scream and wake up your brother.â He says quietly as Patrick eases himself out of his boxers. Itâs clear heâs getting nervous but the way he says it makes Patrick snicker.
âIâm sure you will.â He says smirking as he rubs his palm over Artâs upper thigh. âI have lube in there, it tastes like cotton candy.â Patrick says, gently. Gesturing to his night stand.
âYou fucked someone else in here?â Art asks, curiously.
âMy summer time girlfriend. But I bought it for you cause your so fucking special.â
âCotton candy?â Art makes a face.
âShut the fuck up and get it.â
Art rolls over and pulls open the drawer, digging around. Patrickâs fixating on his ass. He rubs it gently. Almost climbs on top of him and pushes the head in right then and there. Thereâs so many things he wants to do to this ass. Heâs seen Artâs bare bottom quite a few times when they were in school together, Art coming out of the shower. Patrick acting like heâs fine and then sneaking into the bathroom afterwards to touch himself.
âYou have a lot of weed,â Art says as he pulls out a bottle from his night stand and inspects it. Same little unimpressed look on his face.
âTaste it,â Patrick says.
âEw,â Art says.
âFine give it,â Patrick says and snatches it away from him. He pulls one of Artâs legs up onto his shoulder to get him closer and Art does the same with his other leg. Heâs just got on socks and the open dress shirt. Patrick wants him so bad. He wants him so fucking bad. Wants to be balls fucking deep in him for hours. At least an hour. Just wants to fuck him like crazy till heâs falling apart on his dick.
He coats himself in lube. Artâs holding his breath, thereâs a wet spot on his tummy from where his dick is leaking. Patrick lines himself up and Artâs inhaling as Patrick presses up against his hole.
Fuck. Heâs not sure if heâs gonna be able to fucking do this. Artâs so feverishly warm and virgin tight. Patrickâs struggling just to get the head in.
âFuck,â Patrick breathes. âOh fuck, youâve never even put your fingers in here, have you? Holy shit.â
âW-why would I d-do that?â Art whines, pitched too high and too soft. Squirming beneath him. Patrick shivers.
âFuck me, Iâm gonna fucking lose it.â Patrick says breathlessly as he slowly, so achingly slowly, feels Artâs body open up around the head of his dick.
Art is making these little whiny noises, each sound going straight to Patrickâs dick. He canât sit still, heâs wiggling like crazy and itâs barely⊠fucking⊠in.
âHoly shit,â Patrick gasps, heâs throbbing, aching. He strokes himself twice and heâs halfway fucking done.
âOh my⊠fuck⊠oh Patrick it feels soâŠ.mm weird,â Art whines. And itâs too fucking much. Patrick pushes just a little more in⊠thinks he might just start fucking him⊠but itâs pointeless because just that little bit of movement combined with Artâs whining and wiggling and Patrick is suddenly gasping through one of the most intense orgasms heâs ever had.
âFuck,â Patrick gasps breathlessly as he slips out, all his spend leaking out just after. âGoddamnit,â he groans. Heâs literally never come that fucking fast in his life.
âMm,â Art giggles. âI kinda like the tip.â
âFuck,â Patrick sighs again, running his fingers tips along Arts legs. âYou did that to me. You make me fucking insane.â
âI didnât do anything,â Art says, grinning. âAnd you didnât either.â He adds. Heâs such a fucking brat.
Patrick adjusts Artâs legs so theyâre on either side of Patrickâs waist and he leans over, buries his head against Artâs neck and shoulder, placing little kisses there. All while grabbing onto his dick. Art starts moaning right away as Patrick jerks him. He lasts longer than Patrick but not that much more before Patrick feels the wet hot spurt of liquid spilling between their bodies.
Patrick collapses on top of him when Arts finished. Feels him trying to catch his breath. He curls his fingers into Patrickâs hair and Patrick kisses at his throat, finishing a hickey heâd started.
âNext time Iâm just gonna fuck you,â Patrick breathes against his throat.
Art snorts, âAnd who knows? Maybe youâll last longer than 30 seconds.â
âSo then you agree? I get to fuck you next time,â Patrick says, grinning up at him.
Art rolls his eyes, but thereâs hopeâ because heâs smiling too.
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70s au!!!
literally just made a post in my community that i was too angry to make anything for it cuz i missed the 70s au vibes from college but guess what im back asl cuz nikklepoilled sent me the cutest art of 70s au hehe
SO mini lore explanation:
the christmas party happened. aaron came to the office party and brought john and it was a messssssss ill write morre abt it later. eliza brought alexander home for the holidays and the same went down as usual: alex tries to fuck angelics and angelica don tgive a damn hellllll.
peggy failed her first semseter at college and ong the only person who know is angelica and angelica told peggy that if she doesnt work as her lab assistant she gona tell their dad sooo thats drama.
(posted in another post but peggy just started college and angelica works in a reasearch lab :P they lowkey a fun duo like pinky and da brain sigh) MORE ABOUT THEM HEREEE
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new years eve its a blast at da gay club evb has fun no drama until its new years kiss time n laf dont wanna make out n public n herc like y? laf like i dont wan them to think were fr... and herc like WHAT? we be fuckin almost evey night what tf u mean. we at the gay club what tf u mean. and laf like well i know but theyre not supposed to know!!! and herc looks over at jeffmads kissing he jealous asf but pushes thru. (theres drama here like laf dont wanna make things official cuz he confused asf <but still loyal omm> and herc NOT confused he want laf so bad and they fuck and freak but its just a matter of labels <get it sewing ahah> and herc interacting with jeffmads so much and seeing how public n freaky they are makes him sad.. but laf just doesnt understand.. or does he!)
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the office comes back for christmas break! and thats when miss maria reynolds walks into their life..
The drama with her is she just got divorced so she needed to get a job and guess what aarons quitting gave the offic an opening for her! she hops in and she immediatley has a queen off with jefferson and then she tries to get with madison (madison was waiting in the closet for jefferson in some sexy lingerie, she coems in like heyyyyy .. wiat.. hes like GET TF OUT shes like oh my god and sees jefferson go in... smth like that) and then the jefmads turn it up to 10000% with freak out of anger!!!, when madison shwos no interest she moves onto hamilton and they start a work affair!!!!!
the drama with THIS is that ANGELICA AND MARIA ARE EXES!!!!! ill write more on how that worked out later cuz i havent elaborated on it too much yet sigh. more about maria here
John and eliza work it out!! in regards to THIS DISPUTE HERE
johsn still iffy and he lowkey mad shes mad at him for not doing anything! she apologises and they make up though. i dont know if this will come to divorce plans? or if shes like well im lowkey over him not butttt i got this baby.... and like idk. idk how i want it to end but theyre good friends again, elizas just asked alex to stop visiting her at work(he still does and every time it ends TERRIBLEEYYY)
amd burr is lurking.... hes about to do something drastic....
okay thats all sigh... been thinking some but not that much........ pierre came into my life and my schedules been busier..... sleepwalker au got me fighting a html war.....
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also! anyone who wants to join the 70's au community LET ME KNOWWWW rn i only have a few people that i talk to more reglarly in it, but let me know if youre interested! i do request you be 18+ cuz i be talking about freak shit and in a more private area liek that i would prefer adults only :3 thank uuuuuuu (and ill obs still post shit on my main, thats just a more dedicated area for conversation and play meheh)
#hamilton musical#hamilton fanart#hamilton#hamilton au#thomas jefferson#james madison#alexander hamilton#hamilton 70s au#hercules mulligan#marquis de lafayette#elzia hamilton#john laurens
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Alright! Hitting play on 12 Pups of Christmas. Thank y'all for choosing a movie where at least there are cute puppies to look at.
Once again, I'm gonna pin this post and edit it throughout with my updates.
Let's go đ
Gonna keep a cute dog count below and update every time I edit
Final cute dog count: 19
This got long so it's under the readmore
My first thought: I need new glasses.
I would almost rather watch this perfume add of this woman with a hawk on a boat, but I think I'd rather watch the movie instead of the insurance and cell service commercials
Ok right off the bat the opening credits are in the font Curlz and in bright green with a red shadow, it's an eyestrain and borderline unreadable
Is she like, a pet therapist??? She is. That's a cool job but apparently she's leaving it to get married.
Ok one thing I noticed from the trailer is that the way they've styled the MC is terrible, her hair is in kind of a messy ponytail but not in a way that looks fashionable or like a comment on her character. And her makeup is just not playing well on camera.
I thought the MC was just speaking so quietly and low-energy because she was in session with clients but she's still speaking suuuper softly I can barely hear her
The movie actually opens on Thanksgiving and she's spending it with her fiance and a random female friend and it's obvious that them two are together and he's waiting until after dinner to break off the engagement. Which. Is really messed up. Does the friend have to be here for this.
Wait she's leaving to be a dog therapist for a tech company that makes those chips to track your dog. Why would they need that (edit: theyre gps collars actually)
WAIT they're going through with the wedding despite how incredibly weird he's been acting. It's genuinely not believable that she doesn't seem to suspect anything
He's breaking it off at the courthouse steps ohhhhhhh my gosh she just had a flashback to the friend with literally reet-reet music like she shower scene in psycho AND THE FRIEND IS THERE? DID THEY PLAN THIS? WHY DID THEY DO THIS HERE? Anyway one of the things the friend said in the flashback was just "coffee's ready!" Like they didnt have enough lines of her saying anything sus so they just threw that in
She keeps randomly screaming certain lines and it Does Not work
"We could be mr and mrs kringle" normal thing to say to a random santa in an elevator. She didnt say it in a jokey way either, with this quiet mumbly thing she has going on it came off very.....sultry?
I'm noticing all the women's eyebrows have been plucked to oblivion. She's at her new job btw
Ohhhhh puppies cute puppies sweet sweet babies soooo precious
Her first job is to get rid of 12 puppies that have been left behind "by an incompetent add agency after a photoshoot" (why was the photoshoot happening in their office?) (WHY CANT THEY CALL THE AGENCY AND TELL THEM TO COME GET THEIR PUPPIES) And if she doesnt find them homes before Christmas her dog-hating boss is gonna take them to a shelter where they will be KILLED he says
Why is he in this business if he hates dogs? She asks him in the writer's attempt to lampshade this but he doesn't actually give an answer
They're carrying the puppies in very photogenic wicker baskets lined with red blankets as if anyone has ever carried a litter of puppies in anything but a laundry basket lined with the oldest fleece blanket they could find
The puppies are soooo cute tho
All the employees live in the same apartment building and the boss's sister (who also works there) keeps pulling the "we're all family!" But the MC seems to believe it? And now theyre at a company Christmas party and other employees keep saying it too? Girl this is a CULT
Ok ok verbatim: "That's great to hear, my family has passed on, so it's nice to be with living people. And call them family." WHO WROTE THIS
This guy's cats are named Franny and Zooey because the writer wants you to know they've read, what is that, Salinger?
As they start singing jingle bells she says "i know this one!" And "i love this family!" This was written by aliens
Uuuuugh all the culty we're a family over-the-top cheeriness is so bizarre and offputting and it's so much WORSE because she's buying into it!
She's telling her boss the collars are too big and he's like "we just don't have the tech to make them smaller" which, this is 2019 that's not believable and when she tells him this he's like "you're right, we SHOULD be able to make this smaller" help.??? You didnt question why these things needed to be a brick until a doggy therapist gives you just a little pushback? No wonder the company is in trouble
"Calm down, it's just a teapot," she says to perfectly calm puppies. "Quiet, there's someone at the door," she says to perfectly quiet puppies.
Her boss is going with her to take the first puppy to its home and she just tells him??? That they want a puppy because they cant have children???? Right in front of them???? Why does she even know that
Lmao I already kind of suspected the boss is actually a British guy doing an American accent and he just closed the car door for her and then walked around to the wrong side of the car to get in the driver's seat. And they kept it in for some reason. Edit: LOL according to imdb he's from Waxahachie, Tx (I know that place) so that explains his inconsistent accent and and overly careful pronunciation of certain vowels. It does not explain why he tried to get in the wrong side of the car to drive
Same elevator santa and she's, like, razzing him for no reason?
They're changing the name of the company to Animal Tracker and everyone is like wow thats soooo good it sounds kind of like animal cracker
Now that I know the boss is from Texas I can hear exactly where his accent is slipping. It's worse when he's emotional or yelling (same).
Ok here we go finding out about his dog-related trauma, which is: his dog ran away on Christmas. Which is sad but OHHHH MY GOSH ok two things just happened in quick succession 1) he came out of that flashback with theee most agressive wooshing noise and 2) he went directly from telling his childhood trauma to leaning in for a kiss apropos of nothing and made THE WEIRDEST FACE??? the fact i cant screencap this is killing me i might just take a pic of the tv screen.
Ok that's not gonna work youre gonna have to trust me that it was bizarre
He's now dropped any attempt at an accent to the point that I'm doubting he ever sounded non-regional in the first place, but I think the difference is that when he's trying to appear more personable and softer he drops back into it
"Ah grew up in Conneticut" sure you did.
She just randomly let slip that she knows he is the elevator Santa she's been harassing and they just??? Moved on from it?? With no explanation?
"You have got to be kidding me" she says upon seeing the penthouse hotel room she's staying in on this business trip except it's genuinely less nice than her apartment
Ok calling each other from different hotel rooms and then realizing you're watching the same movie is a very cute setup for "why dont you come watch this with me oops we spent the night together" but that is not what they did, instead he randomly confessed to falling in love with her over the phone and it sucked. Genuinely that could have been cute and they ruined it
They did end up spending the night together tho which is what distinguishes these from real Hallmark movies which are completely sexless.
Ex-fiance just appeared with the Psycho shower noise again. Why are they making it sound like he's gonna murder her
Ohhh this is the scene from the trailer where the boss punches him and its so unprovoked?? Like he's a jerk but he's not hurting her physically???
I cannot emphasize how much this man does not sound like he's not from Connecticut rn
Now he's being arrested and she has to go to the big investor meeting by herself
Once again I wish I could take a picture to show you how she's about to walk into this investor meeting with her turtleneck all messed up and wrinkled
Ok the company is saved but not because she did good at the investor meeting, but because when the boss got out of jail he called a different guy and convinced him to invest. So that's stupid.
The sister just admitted to hiring her to set her up with her brother
The new angel investor is apparently his dad which makes this even worse
And they are adopting the remaining puppies, I think there's 4 of them at this point????
And credits. I don't think this one made me as angry as the snow white one but I spent a lot more of it just kind of confused and bewildered.
Thanks for coming along, I feel bad you had to read all that without seeing any puppies so here are some stock photos:
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Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and have a great New Year!
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i think the year after gritty debuted, the place i worked had a christmas party with a white elephant gift exchange. at the time, squishable was doing a special gritty plush and as soon as i saw it i knew that had to be what i brought. imo the best part about secret gift exchanges is masking what you've brought so you can mislead people into thinking they might be getting one thing when theyre actually getting another. i got one of those big popcorn tins with the like 3 flavors of popcorn inside that for some reason i only see around christmas time here, ate all the popcorn inside, cleaned the tin, and stuffed gritty into it.
i did not know that one of my former coworkers was coming to the event as well. i did know he was a big hockey fan and did not take the gritty announcement well, and was one of the most outspoken people in the office against gritty. i did not know he was a fan of popcorn. he walked over and picked up my wrapped tin with a goofy little grin on his face, one of my other coworkers chimed in with "oh i definitely recognize that container", and i was doing everything i could to not burst out laughing before he popped off the lid and saw this
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Ok so i am looking for a holiday fic where aziraphale needs a +1 and brings crowley. Fluff ensues. Heres the setup - they both work at the same place, but crowley is in IT and az does number stuff (and reports to uriel). Crowley has had a crush on az for a while but is a mess cuz obvi. Gabe is the bro or cousin?? and hes a dick. I think they get snowed in?? One of the triggering events for the plot is that someone changed the ringtone of az's phone to bringing sexy back and he has to call crowley to fix it (it was crowley of course it was) anathema and newt also work with az and theyre together. i have been looking for this fic for DAYS plz halp. I know its NOT the mad at your dad one cuz thats what reminded me of this one
Hello!
I think you may be looking for the fic: Snow Angel by Vagabond (T)
Human!AU. Aziraphale needs a date to his brother's Christmas party to avoid getting set up with someone. Anathema suggests Crowley, the office bad boy. They go, get snowed in, and have a heart-to-heart that ends in a Happy Christmas.
From a prompt: Human!AU: Aziraphale needs a date for family Christmas. He invites the office rebel/bad boy, Crowley.
~ Mod G
#good omens#ineffable husbands#fake/pretend relationship#human au#christmas#under 15k#unfurlinganew#vagabond#mod g
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you like taking care of kids and hanging out with them?
Yeah itâs so much fun! Just some random occurrences but:
In like? 9th grade my schoolâs STEM Academy had this picnic thing at a park and a lot of us were playing frisbee and a few lil kids came up to me and were like âCan we play too?â And idk that just made me really happy âcause smol child was like this one seems approachable, and later my friend was like âits probs cause ur shorter so they thought you were one of themâ which whskhkshs smhhh, but if being short makes lil kids think Iâm nice then Ill take what I can get lol ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Ooh and then one year my dads office asked me to watch all of the lil kids during their Christmas office party, and I was upstairs with these two sisters and we were watching the Last Unicorn Together and also there was a little fake kitchen set so one of them was making me food and Iâd be like âom nom no, this is so good!â And sheâd smile and Iâd be like đ„șđ„șđ„ș. And then later they were like âđthis place is hauntedâ and I was like okie lets roll with that so I was like âI heard they can only get you when your touching the floorâ and then throughout the rest of the night I got to pretend to be a ghost and theyd jump from couches or climb up this ladder that led to a loft bed(idk what it was it was cool tho) and there was just a lot of laughs and it was just so much fun!
Ooh and then I also volunteered to take care of toddlers during Church service and just!! They are so cute!! And also so smart like the kids will come up to me and be like âlook look!!! I know my colors!!â And bring me up to this lil keyboard and Iâll press the buttons and then theyâll be like âred!! blue!!â And so on and so forth and theyre just so happy! And like the same with this alphabet book they have, theyre just so excited to be like !! Look what I know!! And i love it! And then also you bring out different toys and like sometimes you have a case where kids want to swipe something from someone whose playing with it so I tell them they have to wait a little bit before itâs their turn but in the meanwhile Iâll bring them to our closet of toys and pick something and get to do that thing where youâre like! Woahhh look at how cool this is, and like if its a car or plane you get to do the accompanying car/sounds or you get something that pops out when you turn a knob and theyâll just be like :OOO âcan I okay with that?â And ofc they can :â) Also the things kids say are literally just so adorable and also funny at times but then also just like?? Idk they make me happy cause theyre getting used to getting their words out and I just? Feel so happy and like proud?? When theyre taking their time to try and say some things? And also like theyâll literally talk to you about anything on their mind I just love it! And sometimes they might do something wrong and i get to help steer them in the right direction and its like wow! What I do helps guide them and I just think thats so cool!!
Ooh and also in my tags I mentioned I worked at a daycare and just!! I miss it so much! They are literally so wholesome like there was one day where at random one of the kids was like âitâs time for hugs!â And went around hugging everyone and I just about melted like đ„șđ„șđ„ș Also at the end of the day when their parents come its just adorable to see them running up to their parents :â) and there was this one girl who was one of the last to go and she was a lil upset cause she wanted to see her dad, so I was playing ponies with her to distract her and then I saw her dad through the window and was like âooooh look who I see!!!â And she turned around and was literally jumping up and down like !!!! Hes here!!! And Iâm just đ„șđ„șđ„ș Also the serotonin I get when over that week a kid says Iâm their favorite counselor and proceeds to sit next to me all the time or hold my hand when were walking in lines and asks if they can trace me in chalk when were outside or asks me to build them a hula hoop hut or just exists within my vicinity I justâ
Anywaysss this was probably way more than you were asking but yeah I love hanging out with kids đ„°đ„°đ„°
#saaya: *asks a simple yes no question*#me: is this an opportunity to share my entire life story??#jajdksjsks i got carried away my b#i miss hanging out with them and now ive gone and made myself soft :â)#mistyskies mail#saaya tag <3
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Fine. Iâll Kiss You, Doctor. [drabble]
wickedsingularityâs Christmas Stories 2018 Masterlist
Fandom: Star Trek Pairings/characters: Leonard McCoy x reader (but not really), Nyota Uhura-cameo, mention of Jim Kirk and Spock Words: 1245 Warnings: Kissing, grumpiness, mention of the Kamraazite flu, insults
Prompt/summary: Prompt/idea given me by @iguess-theyre-mymessâ. New Yearâs Eve on Archer IV. Everyone is obsessed with the old Earth tradition of kissing someone at midnight. I donât really wanna kiss any of these people, but that grumpy doctor happens to stand next to me at midnight, so why not.
This kissing someone at midnight was a stupid tradition better left in the past. But I still looked around the room for the millionth time, wondering if there was anyone I'd like to kiss. And there were still none. If I had to, just to kiss someone, I'd take Jim, the lesser of all evils, but he was engaged to one of my friends, and was most likely going to kiss her.
I swivelled my chair back around to face the bar and a glass of Saurian brandy. I lifted the glass to my lips and took a long sip, feeling the burn down my throat. Impromptu shore leave on Archer IV was nice, but I'd rather be out there continuing the study of the animal life that I'd only read about at the Academy. There were some nocturnal marsupials here that I could be looking up right now.
The reason we were orbiting Archer IV wasn't really shore-leave, but the Captain had some diplomatic thing or other to attend, and we were changing some crew members around. It so happened to be Earth's New Year's Eve during this time, and the Chief Medical Officer had made the Captain grant shore leave for two days.
"Lieutenant," a gruff voice suddenly said.
I looked to my left and saw the very same Chief Medical Officer that had requested this little respite. "Doctor." I was not exactly on good terms with Doctor Leonard McCoy. My first week on Enterprise, I had unknowingly brought Kamaraazite flu onboard, infecting a large number of the crew before the good doctor managed to get it under control. That didn't exactly earn me any stars in his book.
"Enjoying the party?" he asked and signalled for the Betazoid bartender to fill up his glass.
I eyed him sideways. Doctor McCoy making small talk with me? What if I gave him some nasty disease? He, of course, had also caught the Kamaraazite flu from me. "It's okay. The drink is good."
He made a sound of agreement. The bartender filled up his glass, and McCoy nodded in thanks before swallowing down half the contents. "The drink is good," he mirrored.
"I thought you'd have more fun," I said. "Weren't you the one who requested we get shore leave?"
"Who says I'm not having fun?" he snapped as if I'd insulted his mother, grandmother and great-grandmother all at once.
"Excuse me then." I turned my head away from him and looked down the bar. Uhura was there, ordering a few drinks.
"Midnight soon," she said and winked.
I nodded and forced a smile. "Give Spock my best." This obsession with kissing someone at midnight was ridiculous. Humanity had outgrown a lot of its weaknesses, but in my opinion, there were a few things left to work on.
As if he had read my mind, McCoy spoke on my other side again. "You got someone to kiss at midnight?"
I resisted raising my eyebrows. That was none of his business! "Haven't found anyone up to my standards," I replied and rolled the brandy around in my glass.
McCoy just grunted and checked his comm. "Ten minutes left. Better hurry up and lower your standards."
"Do you have someone to kiss?" I turned fully to him now, getting a little annoyed at how extra grumpy he was and how he dared let it out on me.
"None of your business if I do," he said, but I noticed that his eyes dropped to my lips for a split second.
I snorted in a very unladylike fashion and finished my Saurian brandy. "Well, you'll be pleased to know that even if I remove my standards altogether, I still wouldn't kiss you. Besides, you might catch another flu from me."
"Very careless of you to bring that goddamn flu onboard."
"I had a complete physical before I beamed up," I defended and swung around to face the room. "Not my fault that Martian Colony 3 doctor didn't find it."
"If you'd come straight to sickbay for your physical when you came onboard, I could have limited the outbreak."
"There is no regulation that says I have to go straight to sickbay after finishing a physical just four hours before I beam up from a Federation planet."
McCoy gritted his teeth, the muscles in his temples almost vibrating. "My god, you are infuriating," he muttered. "Just like Jim."
"I heard that."
"Good."
I wanted to refill my brandy and throw it in his face, but even if this was an off-duty event and the Captain was past just tipsy, judging from the way he had his hands all over his fiancé, I was pretty sure Jim would have my head for insubordination.
"One minute to midnight," someone shouted from somewhere.
"Find anyone yet?" McCoy asked. He too was glancing around the room.
"If you keep asking me if I have anyone to kiss, I'll start to think you want me to kiss you," I snapped.
His head whirled around. "When pigs can fly."
"Thirty seconds to midnight!"
"Harry Mudd has a ship that can fly."
McCoy's eyes widened, and the corner of his lips twitched. He chewed on the inside of his chin, and I couldn't believe I had made the grumpy Chief Medical Officer struggle not to laugh.
"Ten! Nine! Eight!" People began counting down, more and more voices joining each second.
McCoy still looked at me, the repressed laughter leaving his face.
"Seven! Six!"
His face moved closer to mine, and I didn't back away.
"Five! Four! Three!"
One of his hands moved to the back of my head and he licked his lips.
"Two!"
I could smell the bourbon on his breath.
"One!"
His lips caught mine.
"Happy New Year!" There were shouts and whoops and whistles, but I barely noticed.
McCoy moved his lips against mine, his other hand coming up to cradle my face. I straightened up a bit on my seat, pressing harder against him and he took a step closer. My hands moved to his waist, grabbing fistfuls of the white shirt to keep him close.
All around us, people went back to drinking and dancing and talking. But I pulled away only long enough to draw a breath and then pulled on McCoy's shirt for another kiss. My entire body felt like I had drowned in Saurian brandy, it burned and tickled. He tasted just like bourbon and I don't know what kind he had been drinking, but I'm pretty sure I was getting second-hand drunk from him.
He was the one who pulled back to breathe now, letting go of me and taking a step back. His eyes opened slowly, his skin looking a little flushed. "That uhm... Well."
"Uh-huh."
He turned around and leaned his elbows on the bar and grabbed his half-empty glass, swivelling the liquid around, but not drinking any. I turned to face the same direction. The silence between us was awkward, but there were a million thoughts running through my mind, or one thought in a million copies, I couldn't be sure.
That had been very unexpected. But not unpleasant. "I'd like to do that again," I admitted.
He breathed deeply through his nose, then swallowed the contents of his glass in one large gulp. "Let's go," he said and held out his hand.
Without hesitating, I grabbed it and let him lead me out from the New Year's Eve party, to wherever he wanted.
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My wavemate, My crush pt. 1
âIt started on our first day of workâ
Iâve always been a hopeless romantic ever since i had a crush back in my elementary days. Whenever i have a crush, i am always trying hard to let them know that i have a crush on them by looking at them always. I am swinging both ways, i tend to like boys and lesbians or bisexual girls (my mom do know that i had a crush on lesbians back then).
So going back to the present, I was hired in this company where my college friends are working, they told me to go there because i just resigned on my previous company which is a BPO as well. During our first day of work, i had my eyes on this someone which until now i still have a crush. Sheâs a lesbian.
At first i was actually a bit hesitant because it might be just a crush at first sight but the feelings went deeper than i expected. I was planning to forget about here until one day (December 16 to be exact), she actually pmed me on messenger saying that she wants to talk to me via call which is absurd. We never talked in person since i am awkward at her, just her in our wave.
At first, i actually told her that i donât have any earphone working so i cant talk to her via call, just so you know, i hate talking on phone not using earphones, it sucks. But she keep on insisting that itâll just take a few minutes. So i decided to allow her even if i donât have earphones with me.
During the first topic of our call, she asked me where i was staying and such thing. The conversation goes like this (well not all is accurate though because that was like a few weeks ago)
Her: Where do you go home?
Me: *gives the train station that i always drop to*
Her: Where exactly is that, i didnât know there is such station.
Me: *insists that it exist*
Her: Who are you with right now?
Me: My dad, my mom went to province.
Her: Tell your dad to drink medicine for cough (because she heard my dad coughing on the background)
And it goes on. She kept on asking me who is my crush and i replied to her jokingly âyouâ. At first she just laugh so i thought that iâll just tell it to her jokingly even if itâs the truth.Sadly, someone arrives at home that i needed to hang up our call. Our call ended after 14 minutes. That Saturday, the day i decided to forget about her and decided to still have a crush on her right after our call. Even her laugh that night still lingers in my ears.
Monday came, I went to work and saw her. Just like the same old days, we didnât talked to each other. It was weird because i thought she will talk to me because we sound so close to me that night. I awkwardly talked to her because she is quite close to one of my friend. She told me that sheâs very drunk that night and she didnât remember what we talked about.
That hit me like a lightning.
To me it was very meaningful but to her, itâs just a thing that she did while sheâs drunk.
By the way, she have a crush at one of our wavemates, at first i thought it was me though, iâm such a hopeless romantic, i know. Because there are things that made me point at my fingers.
First, when i was busy writing the late on our wavemates. I heard her saying that her crush is busy, it turned out that i am busy and her real crush is busy talking to someone on phone. Another thing is when weâre on our way to the terminal, my friend asked her who her crush is and she said âIâm not gonna tell, she might be hereâ. Third one is iâm the only one she doesnât talk much with. I know, i expected so much, i got disappointed big time.
Okay going back....Days passed by, we only talk on messenger like weâre really close but not talking personally in our office. We tend to have deep talks and such.
One time, i told her that my real crush is her because she kept on insisting. She keeps on commenting on my repost about my crush so i decided to tell her.
One time on December 18, we and some of my wavemates are having fun and then she suddenly called me and told me that someone is having a crush on me, i disregarded it.
Since i am used to us talking on messenger, i kept on waiting for her reply and decided to fake that i accidentally clicked the like button and she replied. We even talked about her family and mine. We have a lot of things that we talked about.
There was one time that she told me that sheâs living alone and her mom lives at the province, i pitied her so i decided to cook something and bring more for her. I even jokingly told her that iâll put some love potions on it and she said âSureâ. I gave her the food because she is eating with her crush. After that day, i bring more food so i can share with her. We ate together that day because her crush isnât there.
I even saw her posting on myday a photo of her and her crush (now the girlfriend) and with a heart. Same with her girlfriend she posted one, it made me jealous one time big time.
December 23, i decided to get my hair done and i changed the color into red, i decided to do it to move on from her.
December 24, we have a morning shift so we wont have a hard time going home for Christmas even. I came inside our room with my earphones on, i am so awkward because i really told her that i have a crush on her. The sound of my earphone is really loud so i cant hear any of them inside the room, but i know she, her crush and her crushâ friend is there at the back of our room. When the song i am listening to ended, i heard her crushâ friend saying âThereâs someone who have a crush on you in our wave right?â the moment i heard that, i knew that she told them that i have a crush on her, i felt betrayed.
I just let it flow. Ignoring her, she didnât even talk to me that much. And i can see that she and her crush is already together because of their clingy-ness and sweetness on each other. Itâs unofficial, i just expected it to be like that but i never heard it from anyone. It was actually sad for me but i kept on fighting it. There are times i am not even in the mood to eat.
December 24, Christmas eve, i was singing with my brothers and decided to post it on messenger, she just keep on seeing the videos and such but not talking to me. I chatted her to ask if sheâs dating with her crush already but iâve got no answer. 11 pm strikes and i decided to send her a long ass message. She just reacted an emoji with a heart and no response. She response to me in the morning saying she fell asleep already.
December 25th, iâve got a greetings from her and nothing else. It getting more awkward already but i am still expecting that she will at least talk to me, but no.
During one of our chats, she asked me to have a drink with her and a friend, i said yes but when i sent her that long ass message, it got awkward. She doesnât talk to me that much so i thought that maybe the invitation would be disregarded already.
Our salary day came, she asked me if i will still go but my friends already decided to eat on a buffet so i told her i cant go. Itâs for my own anyway, i donât wanna bond with her that much because i want my feelings to fade away.
December 29. She left on our gc, i was hella curious so decided to pm her. She told me that she fought and broke up with her girlfriend. I was more than happy but then, not really. She sounds so frustrated because her girlfriend did something that is really absurd. She even told me that theyâre dating since December 22. I was in full shock because i even sent her a message during the 25th like whut.
She asked me to have a drink with her but itâs raining that time so i refused to go which is until now, i am sorry for myself. She even told me that she wont go to work anymore so i did everything to stop he from doing that. IÂ told her that iâll give a gift or iâll perform during our year end party but she refused to accept. She got quite busy during the night and i even asked her if sheâs free on the next day but she said nope.
On Sunday, i talked to her again and asked if itâs a final decision, i even told her jokingly that she wont be able to see me perform. She said that sheâll go to work because she wants to watch me, i am really happy because i feel special. But it turned out that they got back together, i am stupid right?
December 31, our year end party. When i came in, sheâs still not there but her girlfriend is so i thought, maybe theyâre still not getting back together. She arrives and keeps on saying to her friend âWhereâs the gift you promised me?â which is actually for me because i promised her. I was with my friend when she asked me to have a photo with her. I was actually surprised because we never had a photo together yet. She took it, her hand is actually trembling which is funny so i told her iâll take it for her, but I AM TREMBLING AS WELL.
She were in front of me when i told my friend to take a photo together but she went to us saying that she wants to join so i took a photo of the three of us. I was really happy that time but that ended real quick when her girlfriend performed and she said âIâm so embarrassed for youâ. I was like âThey got back togetherâ.
It even gets sadder when weâre about to eat, they went to get the food together, eating beside each other and they even took a photo together. For short, theyâre very sweet to one another.
Our party ended, i was frowning the whole time, each and everyone is greeting one another and hugging each other. She was in front of me and i jokingly told her âHappy new yearâ and i even leaned a bit but weâre on our way out so i just went out of the room. She called me and said âOkay letâs hugâ. I was about to hugged her but we both leaned on the same direction which made us almost kissed. I was embarrassed big time, even some of our wavemates saw it as well as her girlfriend. But we still hugged of course. Both of us were actually speechless after that.
Why is it whenever i am deciding to forget about her, sheâs doing something that will make me fall for her more?
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reddie at a fuckinn,,, office christmas party and eddie is like 'oh finally my chance to talk to the cute guy (richie) that works in HR' but then richie walks in and he's wearing the UGLIEST fucking christmas sweater ever and eddie loses his shit ((idk this just came to mind do what u want with it)) ((((this is kinghanscom ily)))
@kinghanscom MY ACTUAL GOD ,,, I WORSHIP ,, LOVE, AND ADORE YOU
theyre like ,, 25-26 here
office christmas parties⊠oh god
first of all theyâve been seeing each other in work the whole year, never really talkedÂ
they were in the break room at the same time a couple of times but they never really got far with talking
as richie was always busy being the jester of the break roomÂ
but one time he winked at eddie before he turned his gaze away to talk to somebody else againÂ
and eddie rushed away with a blush
and his donut
well yeah,,, back to the christmas party:
âhey gretaâ eddie smiles at the old info counter lady as he walks inÂ
âhello eddie,,, here take thisâ
she gives him the âhi my name isâ sticker
eddie writes âEddieâ on it and sticks it to his baby blue button-upÂ
he grabs a glass of the âchampagneâ on the tray but its probably some cheap apple cider just put in a fancy glass
eddie sips it and cringes
yep he was right
soon he turns his gaze to the left side of the hall, where laughter is coming from
who else but richie tozier is in there,,, entertaining as usual
eddie bites on his lip because tonight would be a great opportunity to finally talk to the cute scrawny guyÂ
like eddie had no idea if he was gay or anything (at least not according to the awful shoes he wore) but he HAD winked at eddie so???Â
suddenly everyone starts to disappear from around richie,,, to get more drinks or smoke cigars or something
richie gets left alone,, and eddie notices how he pulls his smartphone out from his pocket and starts to scroll on it
now is your chance kaspbrak
eddie gulps the cheap apple cider down in one take and leaves the now empty glass on the table before making his way to richieÂ
he inhales and exhales once more,,, before he steps forwards
âheyâ eddie says
richie turns around, not expecting to see who he did but now a huge smirk takes over his face
âhey!!! its youâ
eddieâs gaze slides down to the shirt richie is wearing
its,,, a ,,fucking shirt,,, with a dabbing santa claus riding a grumpy cat reindeerÂ
âwhat the FUCK is thatâ eddie asks, nodding towards his shirt, his gaze still stuck on itÂ
richie glances down at his shirt again
âits a shirt with a dabbing santa claus riding a grumpy cat reindeerâ he says
âoh my fucking godâ eddie facepalms
âwhat???â richie asks âyou dont think its cool???â
âNO i dont think its cool i think its a fucking disasterâ
âexcuse me i paid good money for thisâ richie jokes
âwasted money i sayâ eddie says, and now regrets drinking his apple cider down in one goÂ
he notices an abandoned glass on the table next to him tho so he leans to grab itÂ
âwhats your name, flower of positivity?â richie asks
eddie looks at him for a moment, wondering whether this was a bad freaking ideaÂ
but then he remembers heâs literally been swooning over this guy throughout the whole year
âeddieâ he says âsays so in here tooâ
he points at his chest
âah! rightâ richie says
eddie turns his gaze to richieâs sticker
which says
âhi, my name isâŠ
CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADYâ
eddie raises his brows
âare you kidding meâ
richie smirks
âpretty genius huhâ
âno. thats awful. and usedâ
âyouâre very negative arenât youâ richie smirks, tilting his head and sipping his drinkÂ
eddie had no idea why he was like this tbh
somehow this guy annoyed him to the maximum?!??!!? BUT WHY?!?!?!Â
just a few minutes ago he was standing in the elevator his tummy turning around at the thought of running into richie tonight
âyouâre really weirdâ eddie just says
richie laughs
âis that all?â
eddie looks at him quietly
âsit down,,, eddieâ
richie pats the empty seat next to him on the awful leather couch
eddie hesitates for a moment but then sits down
âso,,, eddieâŠ..â richie starts âim richieâ
eddie fake gasps
âso youre not slim shady???â he asks dryly
richie smirks so wide because ?!?!?!??! !
EDDIE KASPBRAK IS FINALLY TALKING TO HIMÂ
(he actually knew his name was eddie already)
(because richieâs got the BIGGEST crush)
(it all started when he saw eddie in the break room the first day and noticed eddie picking out a donut for five minutes and then glancing around to see no one was witnessing,,, he grabbed two)
(and didnt realize richie was outside behind the counter)
(so he asked his name from greta)
(and she told him)
(and the whole year richie wanted to talk to him but thought eddie wouldnt like him so he made sure everyone ELSE liked him first and that eddie would notice richie was actually very likable :(((( )Â
(ANYWAY BACK TO THE PRESENT MOMENT)
âi knew you were funnyâ richie says
âi am kinda funnyâ eddie shrugs
âthats unfair. usually you can only pick oneâ
eddie frownsÂ
âhuh??â
âi mean,, youâre already cute as heck. and youâre also funny?? thats not fair. pick oneâ
eddie blushes vigorously as his jaw drops a little because holy fuck that was smooth
and richie smiles wideÂ
âyoure-â
then all the people march back in from out of nowhere
âHEY RICHIE YOU WANNA COME TAKE SOME SHOTS? JAKE JUST GOT THE VODKA BOTTLE!â
they both stare at the workers,,, and then glance at each other
eddieâs kinda disappointed because he only ever hangs out with three people and richieâs the more famous oneÂ
so obviously heâs gonna go with these people
why would he stay with eddie
âno thanks guys im gonna stay here with edsâ
âwith who????â eddie raises his brows in a excuse-me-whatâd-ya-call-me wayÂ
âyou sure???â the guy who suggested shots asked, a little confused
âyeahâ richie nodded âam perfectly comfortable hereâ
eddie blushes again but this time thereâs a small smile to it as he looks at richie
richie winks at him
âokay. fineâ the guy says
âBOOOOORINGâ one of them says from behind him and off they goÂ
âyou didnt have to do thatâ eddie says
âbut i wanted toâ richie shrugs âwhy would i care about some vodka shots when i have something much more interesting going on here,,,â
âokay romeo enough with the flirtingâ eddie chuckles
âwhy though?â richie tilts his head âi find you extremely flirty-worthyâ
âyou dont even know meâ eddie smiles amusedlyÂ
âi know you stole two donuts on our first dayâ richie says and sips his drink as eddie gasps and his jaw drops
âI THOUGHT NOBODY SAW MEâ
âwell you thought wrong sweet toothâ richie smirks
âits just,,, who the hell can decide between a raspberry sprinkle and a salted caramel?!?!?!?â
âi totally get youâ richie nods understandingly âi feel the same about a chocolate and a crunchy crunchy oneâ
âYEAHâ eddie says âlike honestly i think everyone should be allowed to take two donuts. one donut⊠what the fuck is this, the biggest loser????â
richie laughs
âyeah i know rightâ
âyeahâ eddie says, sipping his cider again
and richie smiles
because wow they havent talked for even thirty minutes but heâs like so fucking whipped already????
âi didnât tell anyone thoughâ richie says
eddie looks at him for a moment,, his heart swelling up a littleÂ
but he doesnt show it outside
âgood. because i would have fucking wrecked youâ
âoh i dont doubt that for a secondâ richie says
and he means itÂ
eddie looks at him for a moment ,,, starting to smile but then he laughs
like really laughs
and richie is heart eyesÂ
âwhats your opinion on cinnamon sugar though?â richie asks
âits okayâ eddie says âkind of boring,, but its okayâ
âagreedâ richie nods
they look at each other for a moment before eddie speaks
âi gotta confessâ
âi am not the fatherâ
eddie laughs again
richieâs proud w himself and smilesÂ
âno,, im serious. i uh,âŠ. i knew your name was richieâ
richie raises his brows lightly
â,,,reeeeaaallly????â he asks, starting to smirkÂ
of course eddie did
one of his work buddies,,, tacy caught him staring at richie one dayÂ
âŠ.Â
âwhat are we looking atâ
eddie gasped and turned around, seeing tacy wiggle her brows at eddie with a cup of coffee in her hand
âjesus,, how long have you been standing thereâ
âlong enough to notice youâre totally daydreaming about the new guyâ
âI AM NOT DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE NEW GUY HOW DARE YOU!â eddie gasped
tacy raised her browsÂ
okay fine
tacy was right
eddie just glanced behind him again,,, looking at the curly haired guy unpacking his box
âyou know him???â eddie asked and turned back around
âyeahâ tacy shrugged âhis nameâs richieâ
ârichie??â eddie askedÂ
ârichie tozierâ tacy said, turning her gaze to the guy âand i would climb that up like a treeâ
âhey! i saw him firstâ eddie half-joked, frowning and tacy burst out laughing
âcalm down, kaspbrak, iâve got a boyfriendâ tacy said. âbut if i didnât, thoughâŠ. mmmm-mmm-mm-â
eddie playfully smacked her arm, making tacy laugh again
âcome on, we got work to doâ tacy said
âbut-â
âyou can talk to him on lunch breakâ
â-
(he never did)
âyeahâ eddie says âmy uh⊠my friend tacy told meâ
âtacy?? tacyâs your friend??â richie asks
eddie gets a little bothered
ââŠyeah why?â
like has tacy done something with richie???
âsheâs been flirting with me this whole yearâ richie shrugs as he gulps on his drink and slouches deeper to the couch and eddieâs jaw drops
THAT BITCH
ok eddie knew she flirted with everyone
bUT STILL
âdont worry. i was actually focused on someone elseâ richie says,, and turns his gaze back to eddieÂ
whose tummy flips again
ââŠ..reeaaaaalllyâ he imitates richie from earlier and richie of course notices this,,, starting to smirk
âyeah. reaaaaallyâ he says
eddie smirks wide back at him, before he notices his glass is empty
âwell, richie, my glass is empty.â
âoh my god no,,, we have to change thatâ
âi knowâ eddie fake gaspsÂ
âthat can not happenâ richie says and gets up, holding his hand out for eddie who grabs it and richie pulls him up
âat a office christmas party? no way youâre gonna be soberâ
eddie chuckles
its music to richieâs ears
they walk to the drink table and get more drinks
approximately a hour and a half later theyâre making out hot and heavily inside a broom closet
gotta love office christmas parties
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My 22 Goals for 2019
Goal #1 Spend More Time Doing What I Love
Red alert people, RED ALERT. It was 6 degrees this morning when I woke up. SIX!!! That.Is.Chilly. The Girl and I were going to walk Lucy on the beach this morning but those plans have been scraped. Gaaaa. I think if its 6 degrees outside, all bets are off and you can most certainly declare it a pajama day. Whos with me on this?
Goal #2 Garden, Garden, Garden
Garden are done for the year. Yipee!
Goal #3 Plant an Orchard {Calling it Quits on this one.}
Lemon baby #3 is on the way and we are patiently awaiting her arrival.
Goal #4 Gussy Up the Potting Shed Done!
I gussied up the potting shed at our old house, but I would like to add some sort of potting station to the backyard here somewhere, but Im not sure where I would put it yet.
I did come across this photo on Author Susan Branchs Instagram page though of a picture she tooth at Colonial Williamsburg. Isnt it cute? I think I need one of those.
Goal #5 Grow Enough Extra Vegetables, Eggs and Flowers to Earn $1500 at my little roadside vegetable stand.
It was totally my intention to grow a ton of fruits and vegetables to sell at the farm-stand when I made my list of goals for 2019 last winter, but then we moved. So, that whole goal was sort of a bust. I do miss it though.
Goal #6 Finish Every Single Unfinished Rug Hooking Project in My Pattern Bin + 10 Things from back Issues of Magazines/Books Ive Been Meaning to Make.
While I didnt add any new finished hooked rug pieces in my Etsy shop this past week, I did hook 4 totally new rugs {1 of which will become a kit and 2 will be offered as patterns} as well as hand dyed a bunch of wool {that I was able to get listed in my Etsy shop}.
I have decided to go back to my old schedule of only listing new hooked rugs items on the first Friday of every month for next year as it seems less stressful to me. It allows me more time to hook, rather than stopping every few days to take photo, write up description and then post a single piece online. Doing it all in one big swoop seems less chaotic to me.
73 rugs in my pattern bin {now down to 16} < SO CLOSE!
183 hooked flowers {finished 150, now down to 33}
10 things from back issues of magazines {finished 0}
Goal #7 Create 12 New Rug Hooking Patterns {with at least half of them being large ones} DONE!
So far this year Ive added 12 new rug hooking patterns and 14 beginner rug hooking kits to my Etsy shop. I just added Santa and Rudy 1892 yesterday and am hoping to squeeze one more kit in before the end of the year.
New rug hooking patterns Ive created and added to My Etsy Shop this year:
Santa and Rudy 1892
Tullia and Thomas Turkey
Double Nantucket Whale Runner
Miss Henny and Penny
Miss Penny
Simple Kitty
Primitive Flowers
2 Fat Cats
Annabells Big Day
Old Fashioned Double Tulip
Fat Brown Hen
Busy Little Bee
Queen Bee
Rug Hooking Kits
Busy Little Bee {in 2 different colors}
Folk Art Heart
Small Nantucket Whale
Primitive Crow
Miss Robin {in 2 different colors}
Simple Kitty
Primitive Flowers
Sunflowers
A Basket of Spring Posies
Fat Brown Hen
Chickys Garden
Goal #8 Split and Stack 2 Cords of Wood for Next Winter
All that firewood! We sold it.
Goal #9 Do Something with the 5,002 Photos on My Phone
Currently at 2415 Back up to 2565.
Goal #10 -Lose the Muffin Top Done!
Sweet digity!
Goal #11 Run, Walk or Crawl a 5k, 10k, Half Marathon and Marathon
As long as its not pouring rain tomorrow. The Girl and I are on for the Half Marathon. Wish us luck!
Goal #12 Read or Listen to 26 New Books {21 down, 5 to go}
No new books this week but we are planning a trip to the library later this week.
Books Ive Read or Listened to So Far This Year:
Marilla of Green Gables #1 Still my favorite
The Great Alone #2
The Aviators Wife #3
Before We Were Yours #4
Secrets of a Charmed Life #5
Whered You Go, Bernadette #6
Carnegies Maid #7
The Gown #8
Unbroken #9
Drama#10
The Alice Network #11
The Shape of Mercy #12
Wills Red Coat #13
Big Little Lies #14
Mr. Churchills Secretary
Born to Run
I Feel Bad About My Neck
Bunny Mellon {Doesnt count because it was my second time}
On Writing {Doesnt count because it was my third time}
Walden
Finders Keepers
Delicious!
50 Things to Do in Maine Before You Die
Following Atticus
Goal #13 Try 52 New Recipes.
39 down, 13 recipes to go. We tried 2 new recipes this week. 1 was a dud and the other I will share on Tuesday. And its a good one!
Goal #14 Clean Up 52 Old Recipes on the Blog
9 down, 44 to go. Why did I make this goal? Note to self: Make fewer goals for next year.
Goal #15 Fill 100 Canning Jars 72 down, 28 to go.
I made a batch of Christmas Jam for gift giving PLUS I tried a new recipe {that was inspired by Mrs. HB} this past week and the HH and I loved it so much, that Ill be making another batch {or maybe 2} of it today {Ill share the recipe on Tuesday}.
So far this year Ive I canned:
9 Jars of..
6 jars Christmas Jam
7 jars Spiced Pomegranate Jelly
7 jars Peach Jam
7 jars of Strawberry Jam
15 jars of Carrot Cake Jam
15 jars of Spiced Pear Jam
4 jars of Almond Pears.
Goal #16 Finish Furnishing Our House
We finished the roman shades for the kitchen nook and kitchen window. I plan on taking a break from making roman shades for the next month so I can finish making kits for my Etsy shop and paint out the entire kitchen area as well as finish a couple of art projects for the walls.
Goal #17 52 Dates with the HH {44 down, 8 to go}
The HH and I went on 2 date days this past week and one of them was to the Sabbathday Lake Shaker Village for their Shaker Christmas Fair and it was so overwhelming, we left after 5 minutes.
Overwhelming in the sense that although we could tell there was going to be a lot of people at the event by the distance we had to walk to the village, what we werent expecting was that once we walked in the doors of the trustees office {where the craft fair was being held}, it was SHOULDER to SHOULDER.
Like, being at a rock concert crowded. The HH didnt even make it 2 feet in before walking out and it took me nearly 5 minutes to get from the entrance and through 3 rooms and back out the door again without even being able to look or pick up anything it was so crowded. It was nuts. And totally not in the calm, welcoming Shaker spirit and all we wanted to do was leave. And so we did.
I do want to go back though at some point to visit the museum, but it will have to be an ordinary weekday with nothing on the event calendar, thats for sure.
Goal #18 Take One Adult Education Class Done {Ive taken 3!}
Block Printing Class with my neighbor.
Spoon Carving Classwith Heather.
Mini pottery lesson {I loved it! and now I want to sign up for a full class}
Goal #19 Secret Holiday Project{s}
Block print towels
Seed packet wreaths
Tea Bag Trees
Goal #20 Create 12 Wowie Zowie Party Platters
8 down, 4 to go. We are planning on making #9 tonight!
Goal #21 Visit 12 General Stores
10 down 2 to go. We visited a new country store yesterday!! The kind that offers human made {and local} baskets to customers to do their shopping with. Ill tell you all about it next week.
H.B. Provisions in Kennebunk, Maine
Chases Daily {I think it should count}
Squam Lake Marketplace
Harrisville General Store
Dodges Store in New Boston, New Hampshire
Zebs General Store in North Conway, New Hampshire
Dan and Whits in Norwich, Vermont
Husseys General Store in Windsor, Maine
Goal #22 Compete with Carole.. Get on My Front Door Game On
Would you believe not a single person walking by {or even a neighbor} has made a comment about the leg lamp in the window? I think theyre showing restraint, while my husband keeps telling me that they are in such awe of it, they just dont know what to say.
Ummmm Okay.
Front Door Bling Ive Made So Far This Year to Compete with Carole:
Late January : Valentine Heart
Late February : Shamrock
Late March : Giant Carrot
May: White wave petunia hanging basket
June/July: Tin Star and Flag Bunting
August : Sunflower
September: Indian corn and pumpkins
October: Pumpkins and spinner do hickeys
November: Indian corn and big pumpkins
December: Leg lamp and nutcrackers in the window and giant Christmas balls on the porch
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How about YOU? What are your goals for 2019? If you told us about them HERE, check in! We want to know how you are doing. Because seriously, its so much easier to get those goals checked off your list when you have people rooting for you!
Have a great day everyone,
Mavis
P.S. If you are looking for a last minute gift for neighbor or a friend, I still have a few ornaments left in my Etsy shop and you can find them all HERE. UPDATE: The barred rock chicken is sold out but there are a few more chicken ornaments HERE.
You can read more about my 22 goals for 2019 HERE.
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All the Celebrities the Roses Have Name-Dropped on Schittâs Creek
There are several ways to discern that the Rose family, before they washed up on the shores of Schittâs Creek, was mega-rich. One, they remind us constantly. Two, their combined wardrobe contains enough luxury designer threadsâWang! Owens! McQueen! Marant!âto fill a massive concept store, or at the very least, âa boutique in Prague thatâs only open Sunday nights.â Three, theyâre forever dropping breadcrumbs about their former lives, offering us little peeks at the Roses of yore.
By now we know that Johnny and Moira have partied with the Castros (and the Clintons and the Schwarzeneggers), Davidâs got some not-so-fond memories with Anderson Cooper and Nate Berkus in his past, and Alexis⊠well, US Weekly once described her as âup for anything,â and so far we know that includes a blind date with Leonardo DiCaprio, a tryst with an unnamed Saudi prince, and a relationship with a Sultanâs nephew that lasted âlike, half a regime change.â
Read on for every celebrity encounter the Roses have revealed to us so far.
Season 1
Episode 1 Alexis: âStavros is flying in to get me, I told you that.â David: âWhat do you mean Stavros is com⊠What do you mean? When? When is he doing that?â Alexis: âLike, whenever stupid Mary-Kate stops hogging his plane.âšâšâ
Alexis: âI actually think this place is kinda cute.â Moira: âDid you say cute? No Alexis, Martha Stewartâs Hampton home is cute.âšâšâ
Alexis: âStavros just texted me. And he ended it, heâs not coming! He said he doesnât have time to come and get me, because he already RSVPâd to Diddyâs White Party, and doesnât have time to do both! But I was supposed to be his date to the White Party!âšâšâ
Episode 7 David: âAre you sure you wanna be travelling so far out of town with a person you just met?â Alexis: âI went on a blind date to Bali with Leo, so⊠Iâm pretty sure Iâm gonna be fine.âšâšâ
Ronnie: âYou ever killed before?â David: âHave I ever killed before? No. Elton John used to have an annual hunt at his place in Windsor, but that was more about the lunch.â
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Episode 12 Johnny: âYou didnât think your mother would get involved in planning a fundraiser? My God, she had Hillary shaking last year at the Clinton Foundation dinner.â
Episode 13 Johnny: âHey, thatâs a good coat. I outbid Richard Branson for it at the Kaminski Auction.â
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Season 2
Episode 1 Alexis: âDo I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffenâs yacht by Somali pirates for a week, and nobody answered my texts?!â
Alexis: âYou told me that Diane Sawyer gave you that bag, and that it was fake.â Moira: âI didnât want you taking it.â Alexis: âOkay, because I have told a lot of people that Diane Sawyer sells fake bags on the down-low.â
Episode 5 David: âDo you like this sweater? Jared Leto gave it to me and Iâve always been on the fence about it.â Alexis: âI donât know.â David: âWhat do you mean, you donât know? You either like it, or you donât like it.â Alexis: âI mean, I like it âcause Jared Leto gave it to you, and he was my first kiss, but I donât know if I like, like it, like it.â
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Episode 6 Moira: âDo you remember what Goldie Hawn told us at that AmFar dinner? You are the life that you accept for yourself. Those are Goldieâs words. Or something someone said to her in India. Or perhaps she read it. In any case it has always stayed with me.â
David: âScent is a really important factor in defining a brand. Alexander Wang once fired my friend over the smell of his cologne. To Alexâs credit, Curve Pour Hommes hasnât been the look since 1997.â
Ronnie: âUsually these council decisions, they take weeks.â Moira: âOh I wonât wait for anyoneâs decision. I once got Winnie Mandela to RSVP to an Artists Against Eczema benefit within the hour.â
Episode 9 Moira: âItâs hardly surprising that Jocelyn would suddenly uncover these in the middle of a political campaign. I suppose I just expected more from her.â Stevie: âOkay, thereâs a bunch of you with OJ Simpson. And you with Robert Blake.â Moira: ââThe top eleven photographs of Moira Rose with future murder suspects.â Well, thatâs not what Iâm looking for!â Stevie: âWhy were you in a paddle boat with Phil Spector?â
Moira: âI did a series of very tasteful nudes with Richard Avedon in the â70s.â Stevie: âI see. Um⊠This is really not in my job description soâŠâ Moira: âWhy arenât they coming up?â
Episode 10 Moira: âNeedless to say, that was the last time I played charades with Fran Lebowitz.â
Episode 12 Alexis: âI know that we just met but if Prince Harry trusted me with his life, then I think you can too.â
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Season 3
Episode 6 Moira: âJohn and I used to attend Eyes Wide Shut parties at the Castrosâ. Though⊠Iâm guessing your eveningâs activities might be somewhat different.â
Alexis: âI canât go to college, yet. Because I didnât finish high school.â Ted: âOh.â Alexis: âI know. Itâs so embarrassing, and I never shouldâve taken that semester off. But I did meet Beyonce in Mykonos, so it was almost worth it.â
Episode 7 Jocelyn: âSo hereâs the thing about Marie Antoinette. Even though I love to eat cake, I think Iâd be pretty annoyed with her myself. I do see your hand up Alexis, itâs just that you probably havenât had a chance to catch up.â Alexis: âOkay, itâs just that she never actually said âlet them eat cake.ââ Jocelyn: âUm well, that depends on who you ask.â Alexis: âHmm, well, I asked Kirsten Dunst, who played her in the movie. Um, that line was actually written years before Marie Antoinette allegedly said it. And um, Kirsten also told me at the premiere that she was jealous of my bangs.â Jocelyn: âThank you for that contribution to the discussion, nowâŠâ Alexis: âMy friends used to call me Marie, and that was mainly because I was casually seeing Prince Harry, so there was the whole like, is she gonna be a princess thing, um, but itâs also because we were going through this very dark phase where we were just like, partying too hard.â
Alexis: âI stole this dress from Ashlee Simpson. Or like, she stole it from me, and then I stole it back.â
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Season 4
Episode 3 Moira: âI know all about being left in the lurch for a fundraiser. Eva Longoria and I were supposed to perform our ventriloquist act for the Everybody Nose benefit for juvenile rhinoplasty, when she suddenly drops out due to exhaustion. I had to be both puppet, and puppeteer.â
David: âYou didnât even play Patty, though.â Moira: âYou know I did! The night Patricia LuPone ate that pre-show shawarma, and I was asked to step in. Iâve always wanted to reprise the role.â
Episode 5 Moira: âThis is not⊠not how I imagined my resurrection news to break! Impeccably dressed woman wanders out of Podunk motel. No, thatâs not the headline!â Stevie: âOkay, well I actually own this Podunk motel, and I donât know what choice you have.â Moira: âWell, we have to think of something. After all my fans have endured? No, I canât let them see me like this. It would kill Sir Tony Geary.â
Episode 7 Alexis: âI used to text Zac Efron just like a question mark whenever I wanted a booty call. âšPoor thing would be, like, buzzing my apartment before I even pressed send.â
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Episode 8 A: âTed canât know about this, David. Miguelâs the only other vet in town, and they have this like dumb rivalry.â D: âWhen has that ever stopped you? I remember that summer you dated all three Hanson brothers.â
Episode 11 Moira: âThere was that summer that Jimmy Smits stole my heart onstage in a workshop-only production of Officer and a Gentleman. I suppose that might be called emotional embezzlement.â
Christmas Special Patrick: âAre we supposed to be doing anything for this party?â David: âUm, yes, decorations, but even if we could still afford Nate Berkus, Iâd burned that bridge in Ibiza.â
Johnny: âYou know, in the old days, I stood by your side no matter how you wanted to spend the holidays. Whether it was heading to Miami for Puff Daddyâs Poolside White Party, or that uncomfortable tree trimming at Arnold and Mariaâs. How âbout the night you wore your fur coat to the PETA Christmas Fundraiser?â Moira: âI heard Peter Fundraiser! Bogdanovich loved a mink.â
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Season 5
Episode 1 Patrick: âWhy would he agree do this when heâs afraid of heights?â Alexi: âHeâs not afraid of heights, heâs afraid of moths and butterflies.â Ted: âAnd businesswomen in sneakers.â Patrick: âAnd also heights, something to do with him being broken up with while he wasâŠâ Alexis: âParasailing in the Seychelles! He and Anderson Cooper were stuck up there for like, three hours, until the wind died down!â
Episode 2 Alexis: âI have a toe ring that would look so cute on you!â Twyla: âWeâre not allowed to wear open-toed shoes, but um maybe I could take that bracelet?â Alexis: âYes! Um, I actually got this in a swap with Sienna Miller. And by that I mean it fell off her wrist at a Halloween party, and I kept it.â
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Read This If You No Longer Find Joy In Your Day-To-Day Life
Every now and then an opportunity will show up on our doorstep and we will need to make a decision. Decisions can be hard even at the best of times, because were all petrified of making the wrong one.
But how do we know if an opportunity is really that and not just a glamorous distraction in disguise?
We are all heading towards a certain point in life, some call it their purpose, their mission, their bliss their nirvana. So a logical way to approach decision-making would be to ask yourself, âIs this taking me closer or further away from my end goal?â And in that case, its likely to be pretty clear which road to choose.
But Ive learned that its not always that simple. There is a danger that if we let much logic take the wheel, suddenly we find ourselves spending years in a job that was only supposed to be a stepping stone because its good money and its funding the end goal.
And this can work out great if we keep that end goal at the forefront, but more often than not, we get taken over with reasoning until suddenly we wake up years later still sitting in that cubicle because that promotion we were promised in 2013 is just around the corner and we couldnt possibly miss the work Christmas party this year.
And I get it. I do. Ive been there.
Its tempting to follow these dangling carrots that lead us forward on a daily basis. But what Ive found in more cases than not is that carrot is more likely to end up tasting like Snow Whites poisoned apple, because all it has done is hindered movement and frozen your dreams so much so that they become impossible to thaw out.
So when it comes to making decisions we stay where its comfortable, where weve made our nest and developed a beautiful dependency on our co-workers who are similarly waiting for their bank accounts to pad just enough to hit the eject button.
But in my experience, we rarely do leave.
And Ive taken a hunk out of that poisoned apple more times than I can count. Promotions. Promises. Paid vacations. Social Events. And I fall for it time and time again just holding on, persevering, pushing that niggling feeling of my dreams, slipping so far backwards that Im surprised theyre stilling talking to me.
But recently something happened that changed the way I looked at decision-making entirely.
I had just moved back to Sydney, Australia and was offered a 4-week temporary office role. It wasnt something I had actively been searching for, but the decision stopped me short. The money sounded good, the hours worked, there was no long-term commitment, the dates fell perfectly into my schedule, I knew the role inside out. The only thing I would have to do is dust off the cobwebs on my corporate dresses and slip on my heels and Id be good to go.
But something happened.
My body started to react to the decision before my mind could. I knew immediately something was off and that perhaps this time, blind denial wasnt going to work for me. So rather than putting together my stock standard pro and con list, I tried something different this time.
I closed my eyes and imagined myself walking through those office doors with my morning coffee in hand, making my way towards the desk that would be mine for a month. I asked myself how would I feel? How would I be? How would I act? How would the weeks play out? What would I gain from the experience?
And the first thing my imagined self did was look at the clock.
Suddenly, my body became overcome with this low, sluggish, uninspired dread that I had 8 hours of the day to get through. And that prior feeling of joy Id been riding before Id received this job offer had vanished completely. , I wanted to say. My logical mind wanted to do it for the money more to the point, I needed the money! It would fund my next steps perfectly. And it would be easy as pie! âPlease, please,â I begged myself, âjust let me do it, its only a month and then we will be free again, I promise!â
But then I heard something.
A voice telling me that the money would still come. That should I choose joy over fear it would still appear, just not in the way Id be expecting. It felt like some ridiculous life gamble and with absolutely no evidence to the contrary, I rolled the dice in blind faith and declined the job.
Later that same day, I got offered a short-term job that still enabled me to incorporate my creative writing with little to no disruption to my joy. Granted, it was only for one day, but I smiled knowing that tomorrow was another day, and hence a new invitation for opportunity.
And all I had to do was chose joy.
So heres the thing. Im not saying we should all march into work tomorrow and tell them where to shove it. But when youre faced with a decision in any aspect of your life. Be it work, love, finance, health, relationships, and so on, rather than getting stuck on logic, pros and cons, goals and plans and roadmaps towards success, when a decision arises simply, ask yourself this:
The body doesnt lie. You will feel it. Any decision we make big or small a date, a job offer, a party invitation this weekend. Ask yourself if it will bring you joy. Because joy is one of the highest frequencies we can omit and simply by choosing it you will notice things automatically start to flow. Life becomes fluid, easy doors open up, you move forward, its light, fun, blissful! You meet joyous people and opportunities youd never considered arise to the surface.
So, does your day-to-day lifestyle bring you joy? Yes? Great. Then keep doing what youre doing! Keep doing it until it no longer brings you joy. Does moving in with your partner bring you joy? Great! Then shack up as soon as possible. Does the thought of going to work tomorrow bring you joy? And if the answer is no, then there are two roads you can take.
Joy or fear.
The choice is yours.
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