#they're worsties💕

[faeriekit]

@watersp0ut

*slams hand onto buzzer* MY VOTE IS FOR ONE NEWLY SINGLE HARLEEN QUINZEL,

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

[daemon-in-my-head]

OC profile: Ellifain

Got tagged by @wafflerageface (ty 💕), @sakurainhellagain @asteriasfallingstarsandtears @kawareo have fun if y'all want, or those that want to do this feel tagged rn

Basics

Full name: Yeah, about that, do you want the alias, the name he went with mainly or the true name? I might've gone overboard here. Ellifain is an alias he uses cuz reasons, the name he's registered as a citizen with and the one his family gave him would be Fionnlagh Starym, there's a whole ass backstory about his name, why he isn't using it, if he ever uses it again etc but too much for here. Feel free to ask though. Oh but, Gortash kinda knows his name? Listen y'all it's complicated. I like it when they suffer.

Gender: Male but is too busy having an identity crisis to care for it

Sexuality: aspec

Pronouns: he/him/they, doesn't really care for the same reason as above though

Other

Father: biological; Bhaal, adopted; Anfalen Starym

Mother: biological; Bhaal(?), adopted; Saelihn Starym

Siblings: biological; Sarevok Anchev, adopted; Elanil Starym. Orin is just a niece, she's not Bhaals kid (though he does treat her like a sister)

Birthplace: praise the vague canon, I suppose he was created in Gehenna before Bhaal dropped him like a hot stone in the Gate

Job: Cult leader

Phobias: being viewed as Faithless or False, the cold

Guilty Pleasures: 'artistic' worship, dancing, sitting in the sun like a lizard, playing with Cadis

Alignment: neutral evil with chaotic tendencies

Sins: vivisections, murder, extortion, blackmail, skipping the fine prints, skipping work, arrogance, do you need the whole list or does this suffice?

Virtues: protectiveness (he's really not a good guy)

This or That

Introvert/Extrovert: Extroverted introvert(?), prefers to keep to himself or his small group of people he does not hate, but can be charming and extroverted in a rather manipulative fashion if duties require

Organized/Disorganized: Organized, not thanks to Scels help

Close-Minded/Open-Minded: Very open-minded, for better or worse. Please stop eating people that's not a balanced diet.

Calm/Anxious/Restless: Restless, can't sit still for 5 minutes. Needs to fiddle with something if he's not occupied

Disagreeable/Agreeable/In-Between: In-Between, will hear you out but if he considers your idea to be foolish he will call you out and become incredibly stubborn about it

Cautious/Reckless: Reckless. Does not give a damn as long as only he's involved, if others could be put into unfortunate situations however he'll reconsider and be somewhat careful. If he likes them that is

Patient/Impatient/In between: Patient, he'll get what he wants eventually, one way or another

Outspoken/Reserved/In between: Reserved, he will not talk or say more than he has to in order to convey his point. Local tyrants hate this trick.

Leader/Follower/Flexible: Flexible but prefers to lead

Empathetic/Unempethic/In between: In between, tries his best to be empathic but some things he simply can't comprehend or refuses to cuz of his own past

Traditional/Modern/In between: In between, mainly traditional but isn't afraid of introducing new things to the cult or his life

Hard working/Lazy: Hard working, solely cuz he avoids sleep and can't sit still for 5 minutes. Lounging is his archenemy

Relationships

OTP: Gortash. Duh. Though things happened with a certain Drow in between

BrOTP: Astarion, platonic murder worsties, finally an elf that doesn't look at his appearance with disdain cuz they're the same in that regard. Lae'zel is cool too, they could share beautiful moments of identity crisis together

NOTP: Shadowheart, she's a constant painful reminder of the memories he's lost, oddly enough something he'd rather forget (his whole stick is running from uncomfortable truths lol) edit; also he has that whole Sehanine and moon bit going on so Shart thought he's a selunite, didn't go well for either of them lmao

[derelictheretic]

Dean and Jacob propaganda post for @toxic-ship-tournament !!

Dean and Jacob are absolute worsties, Jacob saw Dean, said "I can make him worse" and did so immediately. They have awful pet owner and dumb puppy gone feral dog energy <3

Dean makes Jacob worse in the sense he gives him something to live for in a way that is awful for everyone around them, specifically people who would try to come between them or hurt Dean. He's all Jacob wants and he's gonna make that everyone's problem. (And then he makes himself all that Dean needs so vice versa he makes that everyone else's problem too).

In the aftermath of the end of the world they get even worse by becoming hermits together in the mountains, going slowly mad together in what they see as peaceful solitude and setting up traps near their home so people know they do not accept visitors. They delude themselves into thinking they had a meet cute at that point and they're blissfully happy fading away into forgotten history together.

Pls vote for them they both suck together 💕

[attorneys-against-court-violence]

💕Ema/Klavier/Sebastian polycule

(I'm Very Normal about poly-ships)

Hmmm... I know Die Worsties are paired a lot, but with Sebastian? Never heard this one before! Unfortunately not confident commenting on poly relationships, but I'll try tackling two at a time and see how they come together!

Klavier and Ema? I can see it as a kind of "outwardly snarky but inwardly playful" sort of way, especially after she becomes a Forensic Detective later on. Her snark could be seen as just a result of her being unhappy with her current job and taking it out on Klav. There also isn't the whole "I sign your pay cheque" problem by that point, since she's assigned to Nahyuta.

Ema and Sebastian... I don't know the extent of their interactions (if any) in AAI2. BUT! With her wanting to be a Forensic Detective and him a Prosecutor, they could bond over their little special interests and perhaps aim to work together in the future. Not confident about anything I extrapolate though.

Klavier and Sebastian... Klavier and Sebastian... I'm a little tapped-out of ideas for this one. Generally have a harder time with ones that haven't met in-canon and these two are pretty distant. It's hard to get a bead on their chemistry.

Altogether, they're an odd duck for me. Hope there's no hard feelings on this.

[karinaing]

erii my love, pls know that i watched the fearless mv bc i saw you reblogging gifsets of it and now i'm obsessed thanks to you !! 😭😔 i still have to listen to the other tracks of the album but i just wanted you to know hehe

ALSO how are you?? how has my favorite (and only) worstie been? <33 tell me that you saw how good lino looked at the concert 🎤🎤

HENNA MY BELOVED WORSTIE HIIIIII💗💓💕💞💝 omg really?? SDFGSHJK hey @hybe you should pay me i'm doing your job here on this hellsite 🤨 anyways aahhh i'm so happy you listened to them!!! aren't they absolutely amazing?? i fell in love with 'fearless' immediately omg i honestly think it's one of the best debut songs ever!! and i can't wait to hear all your thoughts about their other tracks, the whole album is amazing trust me <3

and i'm okay!! kinda in pain because i had an allergic reaction after using a new moisturizer and now my face hurts whenever i speak, but other than that everything's good loll what about you my love? do you still have problems with the wifi? </3

OMG DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT SKZ THEY'RE KILLING ME SDGHKSK minho just looks sooo good with blue hair omg and seeing him having so much fun makes me so happy 😭 and i missed chan with dark hair so much aahh he's even more handsome now!!! but seeing all of them crying and hugging on stage literally broke my heart omg i wasn't ready for that </3 did you scream a little seeing the video where han lifts up his shirt? sshjkld

[faeriekit]

Well, he lied to Jazz the entire time they were dating, canonically, and presumably he and Kitty died together. That kind of cements their bond I think

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

[faeriekit]

Somewhere in the reblog chain I'm like 50% sure we decided that ghost weed is ghost specific. If the Outlaws tried it, they would have a Bad Time. If the Bats tried it, I think it might be Even Worse, since it's less of a physical substance and more like...how ghosts think weed should affect someone. Ghosts are the embodiments of concepts. Ghost of annoying punk motorist. Ghost of concept of warden. Ghost of storm. Ghost of the literal concept of time. Ghost of weed. Weed archetype, if you will. Trying to absorb that through your human alveoli would probably hurt real, real bad.

I'm honestly unsure what would be funnier, btw; if Jason's gender identity is actually adjusted by ghost weed, if he's having some psychosomatic gender euphoria due to his high/superpowers, or if he was trans in some manner all along and is only realizing it based on the most superficial factors known to man and a decent trip on mediocre ghost weed. I do, however, think it would be really funny if Jason started referring to his siblings with she/her pronouns in the moments when they experience autonomous flight situations, purely because reminding them about this conversation causes +2 Psychic damage.

Dick, who enjoys problems, and Tim, whose gender is determined by level of personal convenience, would probably walk it off. Damian would probably be a little butthurt about it, not specifically because he doesn't respect women, but because he's a kid and that's INCORRECT INFORMATION. Cass would play up whatever "gender" she's been assigned at the moment, because jokes are only funny when you're all in on it. Duke would have So Many Questions, replay the kitchen surveillance footage, and then get it. He's got a pretty dry humor, I think he'd drop some one-liners.

Jason: *wolf whistles* Wow, nice flight. What was it like being a magical girl for ten minutes? Duke, deadpan: I'm a feminist now.

I feel like the joke would start to make more sense if any of them happened to crash one of Jason's Johnny/Ember/Kitty hangout sessions, and managed to catch about ten minutes of dead people struggling to finish a single round of Just Dance without devolving into a fistfight in the aforementioned conversation pit

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

[faeriekit]

*adjusts glasses* So, if people are keeping track, from an outside POV, it looks like Johnny 13, local sludge man, is dating Jason, Kitty, Red Hood, and possibly the rest of the Outlaws just as a group. Fascinating. The conspiracy theories in Park Row must be out of this world. I want to see what a telegram chat looks like when "Red Hood's bf (?????)" is brought up

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

[faeriekit]

1) beautiful

2) Based on dpxdc ghost fanon, Jason might be the only person able to throw down with Johnny. There's a limit as to how many people can actually put a hand on him without going through him 👻 Johnny just straight up can dip on most enemies and out of most fights but can you imagine your huge scary boss has to go wrangle this one goon specifically, hold on, he'll start getting up on Two Face in a minute but first he has to go bust that random sickly-looking dude's balls brb— *slapstick crashing sounds*

3) They're worsties. 💕💕

4) I think that Kitty would start calling Jason "my boyfriend's boyfriend" unironically. I presume they're in a bit of a spat if Johnny's living alone in Gotham, but I imagine she shows up in his hovel every once in a while to ask him why he's slumming it in the human world and Johnny has to defend his shitty, shitty haunt. The neighbors can hear them arguing at any hour between 1am to 5am. Jason has witnessed his worstie reuniting with his girlfriend on like two separate occasions and still doesn't understand their dynamic

5) Uh. Hm. Now I'm wondering who notices Johnny's dead first...? 👀 And if Jason realizes on his own...or has to be told...?

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

[faeriekit]

I'M HAVING. I'M. HOLD ON.

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

[britcision]

👀

*whispers* they’re worsties…

1) oh man Jason being Johnny’s only actual challenger, both on the level of “Johnny is over the moon for punching” but also “none of Jason’s goons can handle Johnny without him and he genuinely doesn’t know why because he can punch Johnny just fine?? He’s not even a trained martial artist??”

2) I feel like Kitty’s down to visit but she does not like Johnny’s trash place and they’re trying this thing called “having space” to see if they fight less with separate haunts

(results are mixed, they don’t fight when they’re not together or when they’re out terrorising Gotham but if they meet at his place Kitty tells him to clean and they fight harder)

(When Kitty hears about Jason’s reaction to his place that’s it, instant bestie, she’s off to go find him immediately, they can go on for DAYS about Johnny’s mould collection)

Kitty fucking LOVES Jason’s place though, it’s pristine and well decorated and she keeps begging him to let her bring Johnny over so he can see how apartments SHOULD look and on the one hand no fucking way Jason wants Johnny to know where one of his good safe houses are…

But on the other hand he and Kitty can read Johnny for filth for 18 hours on the couch alone and have tea and then naked wrestle in the conversation pit that Jason absolutely has

He has joined Spectra and Ember in asking Kitty why the hell she dates Johnny at all, she is way too good for him, but she can ask Jason back why he keeps hanging out with Johnny too so he can’t say too much

She totally calls him her boyfriend’s boyfriend and Jason calls her his girlfriend-in-law to Steph once and that’s it that’s their life now

3) so Jason’s a big observant boy and that original rundown is so much fun but it is so much funnier if Tim or one of the more paranoid bats runs Johnny’s ID down first because they notice he’s gooned for almost everyone and they find… nothing

Clearly it’s a fake ID, the name goes back to some dead teenager decades ago and sure they might look similar if you squint and put on weird pale makeup, but come on

Except Johnny doesn’t show up on thermals as a warm spot

And can’t be detected by an echo mic listening for heartbeats

And DEFINITELY walked away through a wall when he saw Red Robin and figured Red Hood wasn’t coming to this bust so he just left

Tim and the bats trying to persuade Jason his worstie is dead and Jason’s rolling his eyes with the full “yeah he’s just as dead as I am” cuz Johnny’s totally joking about all the ghost stuff

(I also think Kitty cares way less about pretending not to be a ghost and floats in Jason’s presence just constantly but he assumes she’s a meta like Kori and never questions it

Johnny thinks Jason knows and is just chill, Kitty knows he’s not onto them yet, and Ember’s running book on how long it takes til one of them snaps)

This whole dynamic just gives me life and I love them all so much fucking grungy disasters

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

[gettingcomfyinyourwalls]

Hey, as long as his original ID still allows him to work for Two Face for a second time, he's not getting a new one. He's been to the Ghost DMV. He spent a decade in line to get this ID, he's not going through that again.

Jason just thinks he's exaggerating when Johnny said he waited a decade in the DMV. Johnny, on the other hand, assumes Jason was one of the lucky few who've only spent a year in the Ghost DMV.

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

[faeriekit]

looping back in @britcision too

Not going to lie, as someone Extremely Boring who can't do fun things because of medical reasons, I like to think that Ghost Weed is just, like, the idea of what weed should do to a person. In the same way Walker is the idea of a warden and Vortex is the idea of a storm and Clockwork is the idea of time, ghost weed is the idea of what you think your trip probably ought to look like. I think Jason and Johnny have a blast. I think everyone else starts melting at the seams a little 😅Jason's like 'the spooky traits are just part of the strain' and meanwhile Roy has to go to urgent care and Kori's nonresponsive

Also: the thought of Johnny 13 at the DMV as a legitimately haunted goon trying to renew his paperwork is insane to me.

*in the middle of Two Face's gang (second time around)*

goon buddy from work: my guy... Johnny: What?? This is my real license! I earned it myself! buddy: dude...it says you were born in the FIFTIES. Who does your papers?? We can get you something better in like an hour! Johnny: fuck off, this is from the united states government! I earned it myself! Leave it alone! Other dude: this says...it expired in the seventies? Really? don't you want a new one? One that would, like...work?? Johnny: if someone pulls me over that legally makes me their problem. buddy: buddy: wait buddy: did boss hire you with this same fake ID TWICE? This shitty old thing? Johnny: Same license both times. It was some real bad luck on his part he forgot 😏 Johnny + Shadow: *high five*

I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.