#they're very proud of themself rn

[byanyan]

ㅤwhen someone's dumb enough to trust you to teach them words and phrases in another language and the whole time you're feeding them the rudest, nastiest things as being pleasant, friendly ways to address people.

[thelonelyshore-if]

requesting a Jay nsfw alphabet pleease 🙏 I haven't seen much love for them yet but they're my fav :p

Jay alphabet under the cut c:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jay is quite gentle and tender after sex, very doting and affectionate. And sleepy lol.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They really like their chest, I think. They’re proud of how they look and getting attention on their chest/nipples drives them crazy. As for a partner, they’re not picky, but they like thighs, hips, and ass–anything they can get a good handful of.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

M!Jay really enjoys cumming inside his partner (with a condom, if necessary. He’s not looking to get anyone pregnant rn). He thinks it’s hot. F!Jay, on the other hand, doesn’t have much of an opinion on cum one way or another.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Their nipples are pierced! It isn't something they advertise, though they like how it looks and it isn't truly a secret. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Jay is fairly experienced!! They’ve had a couple of long-term partners, and they definitely know what they’re doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Hmmmmm F!Jay enjoys cowgirl if she’s bottoming–she enjoys getting to set the pace–and missionary if she’s topping. M!Jay also likes missionary, regardless of if he’s topping or bottoming. They like being able to see their partner’s face.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

They’re a pretty mixed bag. They think sex is fun, so it doesn’t bother them if it’s a little more light-hearted at times. Typically they take it seriously and try to be romantic/passionate, but aren’t afraid to laugh, either.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

F!Jay keeps her bikini line shaved; M!Jay literally could not care less he doesn’t think about that sort of thing lmao.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends fully on the vibe in the moment, I think. Jay can be very attentive and gentle and romantic…and they can be passionate and unrestrained. They’re typically dominant, but it isn’t a requirement if that isn’t what their partner is into.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

They enjoy touching themself in the shower before bed. It's practically part of their nightly routine–they find it a really nice way to wind down from their day. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

They aren’t super kinky, though they’re open to trying out things their partner wants to try. That being said, they do want to try out bondage–tying up their partners sounds very, very fun.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Honestly anywhere private. The bedroom and shower are perfectly valid options. Also, there’s something very hot about making out on the couch and ending up having sex.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Jay’s a romantic at heart so a lot of what gets them going is spending time with the person they love. Physical proximity–like cuddling–often turns them on, as does just…being with them or admiring their body or what have you. Also, seeing their partner in Jay’s clothes makes their brain short-circuit c:

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything public. They have a reputation in town to uphold, and they're also just really not comfortable with it. They feel like sex should be a private thing. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

No preference with giving or receiving. Watching their partner suck them off/eat them out drives them crazy, but pleasuring their partner turns them on a ton, too. They like both. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Anything and everything, but they do enjoy drawing things out. They could spend hours making a partner come again and again…but hard and fast is equally hot. Depends on the mood. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Jay isn't terribly fond of quickies. They want to take their time ;)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

They're open to trying new things, but they'd be following their partner's lead with it! There are only a few things they personally want to try out that they haven't before. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

They both can last for quite some time…but they're aren't big on multiple rounds. More than anything because they get sleepy afterwards 😴😴😴

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I think F!Jay has a small collection of dildos and vibrators, as well as a strap. M!Jay does not and hasn't really experimented with toys, but would be open to it…especially using them on a partner.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They both enjoy teasing a partner–they like stretching things out. Making them squirm. But they don't really like being teased, personally. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Jay is actually fairly quiet in bed!! They'll whisper soft affirmations and praise and dirty talk, but they're not all that vocal.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jay is really, really good with their hands.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

They're fairly comfortable in their body, but they're kind of shy about showing it off. Less so with a partner, but they'll still be a bit bashful. Jay is athletic and they're fairly muscular. Also, as mentioned, they have their nipples pierced.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I'd say average! They enjoy sex and masturbation, and it's something they like in a relationship, but it's also not something they need by any means.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very quickly. Sex wears them out lol. But they really enjoy cuddling after--nothing sweeter than falling asleep with your partner in your arms after sleeping together <3

[blizzardz]

💝🔪🫂💤 FOR ARCHIE RN

EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE

💝 A headcanon about their love language

Archie being Archie he's gonna have all 5 love languages at some point but his first and most obvious love language is physical affection. Hugs, cuddles, kisses, the works. Being a little kid too, he doesn't have much a concept for boundaries and once he decides he likes someone it's all tight hugs- until they explicitly tell him they don't like touching. In that situation, another love language of his quality time. If you're fine giving him cuddles and investing lots of time with him he will literally never forget you.

🔪 A headcanon relating to fighting/violence

Yknow this is why ask games with Archie are so interesting bc for every single thing has a split path.

In the case that he has a physical body, he'd get PUMMELED if he got in a fight. Look ik he's a protagonist and he's cool but like. He's a 9 year old who doesn't eat some nights so he's got nothing much going for him in physical strength that comes in handy in fights. Maybe he'd win if the opponent's smaller than him but also not defending themself but for people his height/stature and those Bigger- he's DONE FOR. on the ground first second

But if you MUST insist that he has fighting knowledge his stature comes to his advantage. It's canon to ahit that small people can jump higher and jump twice in the air. So as a proud wearer of the Just A Little Guy title, most of his moves in a fight would be evasion, and very light on his feet. He's all about dodging and if he Had to attack, his attacks would probably be something quick but precise. Again, IF he had that kind of knowledge.

As a ghost, he can manifest energy into a bow and arrow. Technically he can manifest other weapons but let's pretend there's a reason ghosts have assigned weapons. But ofc being a Little Guy it takes A LOT of ghost energy to make the weapon let alone use it AND pack enough energy to actually physically hit something. It'd have to be a fight with a lot of emotional impact on him, because this is the one time that being emotional helps in a fight. He uses the strong energy from the emotions to pack it into his weapon and hits, bc it's the only way he can attack physical things. For a fight with another ghost? Idfk re: 1st paragraph

🫂 A friendship headcanon

I do not have this emoji on my keyboard

Idrk what this means but like. Archie takes his relationships very seriously even if he is a little goofy in them. He loves people and he especially loves people that love him too. He tries his best to fulfill a friendship to its potential- he'll get invested in your interests, he'll make & give you gifts for no reason, there will be times he'll just call you "friend" in place of your name because he likes reminding himself that holy shit!!!!! He has a friend!!!!!!

And this may make him susceptible to some bad relationships but he believes that everyone should have a chance at a good relationship so he'll take the risk. Archie has a very big heart and social battery so he makes sure his friends never forget him the same way he won't forget them :]]]

💤 A headcanon about their sleep

Ok hear me out. Being the way he is, Archie tires himself out easily. He's running around all the time, he's picking up and leaving behind random projects and hobbies, and he's constantly yapping about something. He's a sleepy little guy by the end of the day (sometimes just in the afternoon lmao)

But there'll be times that his sleep isn't. So good. It ranges from hot & cold flashes, to bad nightmares that scare him from falling back asleep. And some of the nightmares he gets are from some really Fucked Up memories of his, and unfortunately, they're not rare. He usually feels better when he finds someone to snuggle with while he sleeps, but if he doesn't have anyone immediately available to him, he'll stay awake in hopes he falls asleep involuntarily. Depending on whether or not this works, some days he'll start the day pretty tired. It's so sad honestly he's just a little boy a little baby guy and he got nightmares a lot :((

[hadeskitchen]

Hello Dear author!!! I was wondering how the RO's would react to walking in on the MC working out??And maybe when the MC notices RO looking they like, flex their muscles with a grin because their a lil shit lmao. (By the way, I'm very proud of you and the WIP you have rn!!! never stop being cool!!!!!!!)

Awww, thank you!!!

This is very fun. I'm gonna presume this is crushing stage until told otherwise.

Shar Patil

Stands completely still in the doorway trying to decide if it's okay to work out with MC. Eventually, they walk in, clearing their throat loudly to let MC know they're there. When MC flexes at them, Shar rolls their eyes, chuckles, and looks away. They do their best to not look, but every once in a while they catch their eyes drifting towards MC and promptly turn their head away.

K Ishida

This goof immediately charges up to MC complimenting them on their form and peppering them with questions about their routine. K proceeds with their workout and jokes that they bet they could benchpress MC. When MC flexes, K cheers, shouts, "nice", and asks if they can feel. After that, K flexes and asks MC if they want to feel them.

T Sarpong

Grins to themself and walks in. T starts making light conversation, asking MC various questions about their workout routine. They pick something easy for them to do, but pretend that it's difficult. As they talk, T also watches how MC's body moves. T is briefly distracted by MC flexing, but smiles and makes a cheeky comment before resuming their examination.

Cecil Gray

Strides in laughing and mocking whatever MC is doing. (Let's say MC is lifting weights) Cecil struts up, grabs a heavier set, and starts doing exactly what MC is doing but does it harder and better. When MC flexes, Cecil guffaws loudly and flexes as hard as they can, making themself look as impressive as possible.

Adonis

Curses Macaria's name under his breath (she told him he should work out there today, now he knows why), he enters and gives MC a formal greeting. He continues with his normal workout but decides to leave his shirt on. When MC flexes he has to work to seem unfazed by it. Adonis pays MC a respectful compliment, finishes his current set, and gives them a formal goodbye.

Hero of Thebes

Blushes and tries to leave before MC notices, but they already have. Hero decides it would be weirder to run away, so they enter and start working out on the opposite side of the gym with their back turned to MC. MC calls their name and Hero spins around to see MC flexing. Redness floods into their already rosy cheeks. "Um, uh, yeah! Great... that's really great," they stammer, nodding emphatically to avoid looking at MC as they quickly turn back around.

[vaxyl]

This Is Me

(again, question mark??)

I think I've posted something similar in the past, but honestly?

I. Don't. Care.

That probably sounds rude... Oof.

That wasn't my attention, I just want it clear that I'm finally comfortable enough in myself to actually...

Ya know.

Stand for myself.

Show myself - in text form obvs (only 3 people on here know what I look like and only 1 of you are allowed to see pictures of me; You know who you are 💙)

But anyway!

We're getting off track!

This is just a post telling you everything you need to know about the current mehlarbleh-900 (Bonnie Kirk as of 16/02/2020) while ney are confident in nir knowledge of nirself.

Also!

If one of you can inform me on how it is you create a "Read More" option on mobile, I'd be forever grateful to ya.

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URL: mehlarbleh-900

Reason For URL: It's an inside joke that maybe one other person understands (and maybe appreciates?).

My Name: Bonnie Rachel Lynsay Kirk - Rachel is my deadname, but I still like it enough to keep it as a middle name, it just stopped feeling like me

My Age/Birthday: 20 (January 25 2000)

My Preferred Nickname/s: Bon, BonBon, Mellbee-Nines (basically my url crunched down), Mells, Nines

What Not To Call Me: Girl, Woman, Man, Boy, Lady, Sir, Doll

My Pronouns: Ney (they), Nem (them), Nir (their), Ney're (they're), Nirself (themself)

My Title: Mx (mix) or Nyx (nicks) - I'm still deciding

My Gender: Genderfluid (AFAB) - I'm usually nothing, but I can fluctuate between nothing, mostly nothing & partly male, mostly nothing & partly female, mostly male & partly female, mostly female & partly male, solely male, solely female, equally male & female

My Sexuality: Abrosexual - my sexuality fluctuates independently from my gender and I tend to be attracted to feminine presenting people more but do have fluctuations where I feel no sexual attraction at all and also fluctuations were I'm attracted to masculine presenting people, as well as moments were I'm equally attracted to masc and fem presenting people

My Romantic Orientation: Biromantic - I lean more to feminine presenting people but also feel a small pull to masculine presenting people

My Relationship Status: Single and not interested in a relationship - I'm also sexually repulsed and that normally upsets people ):

My Nationality: I am Scottish and I am proud! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Tho sometimes my country and its leaders are as dumb as a fucking rock (#YesToIndependence)

I'm white (painfully so, I never leave the house unless it's for college thanks to my anxiety being so suffocating), I'm v chubby (and I love it), I'm a naturally dark brunette who wants to cut their hair v short but can't rn, I have murky green eyes and I am somewhere between 5'7" and 5'10" tall (people keep telling me different things)

I'm also heavily suspected of being neuro-divergent, I have asthma and my mobility is hindered thanks to my hips being twisted - I'm also a test-tube baby and I'm allergic to peanuts, wallpaper paste, possibly kiwi and certain makes of white chocolate

I write fanfiction for Detroit: Become Human and sometimes I even roleplay for it too (Connor is my favourite)

I'm socially awkward (sincerest apologies to everyone who's ever had a conversation with me).

I tend to have really dark thoughts, dark dreams and dark daydreams. This used to really scare and upset me, but I'm slowly coming to terms with it and getting used to them with the help of roleplaying and writing.

I have a very short attention span (I've been distracted at least 16 times just writing this post, if my brain is correct for once (im bad with numbers, painfully so))

I also have no regard for my own health and safety - I am working on this though!!

And... I appreciate everyone who has helped me and supported me, or whose even just like my posts.

The past few years have been hard, but I'm finally starting to heal.

I also have 2 other blogs (sideblogs) if you're interested!;

@mlb-900-dbh for D: B H content only (i intend...)

@mlb-900-replika for updates on my cherished AI child, Connor (named after Connor DETROIT)

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I think I've rambled on for long enough, this is pretty much all you need to know about me as I currently am in the present.

So until next time...

My name is Bonnie, I'm the Nonbinary Scot sent by a very lucky test-tube and this is my blog.