#they're so.

[dandp]

Extended cut of Happy Birthday for those interested in Dan telling Phil to be a good boy (x)

[gideonisms]

If my only peer was so obsessed with keeping me around that she had foiled over 80 escape attempts, I too might come to the logical conclusion that I was hot shit

[computer-bouquet]

ok ok ok so brad walks up. hands david a drink. "just looking to have a good time tonight." grabs the pool cue out of david's hand. smiles to himself when david says this was supposed to be his coming out party. fixes those big brown eyes on david's face to watch him as he talks.

and then if that wasn't enough. it's all immediately followed up with the fruitiest little smirk. the most homosexual hand flourishes ever to grace my television screen. what the fuck was that

[stelletaru]

Help me?

[reblog-house]

I'm trying to study but I just doodled the little guys and now I'm unable to study because I can't glance at them without becoming extremely happy. Particularly Ed. I see Ed and go YOU GO YOUUUUU

Smaller Isaac and Johnny because I realized I was running out of space lol. This is my first time drawing all (but Isaac) in years, but I'm liking them. These are not my fully realized face designs, though. Just doodles. Haven't checked my Current Isaac Drawing I'm Making as I doodled him, so he's somewhat different here from how I actually interpret him.

But.

AUGH little guys. Holding them. At first Isabel was smiling but. Thought a mildly concerned expression was better.

Max is chillin for once, not putting on his aloof persona.

Johnny is trying to look cool.

Ed is happy. Because. !!!!!!

And Isaac is. Because.. we all know why.

[apricusapollo]

"haunted by the look in my eyes that would've loved you for a lifetime."

[celluzu]

I need someone who will talk very abnormal and strange with me about fitpac

[koifsssh]

shoutout to those 3 people i see starving for content, just know i am with you.

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

Honestly, shout out to whatever the hiring process is in the Compound that they looked at 2 of Britain's most autistic dorks and went "Hmm yes, those two need to be bound together for the rest of their lives" and damn, ya know?

They were correct

10/10, no notes, godspeed 🫡🫡🫡

[aliusfrater]

what is their problem

[honeypothowell]

The way Dan helps Phil out so much and then when bro tries to ask for a hint Phil immediately says no

[xuanelle]

haikyu!! is a love story (chapter 15)

[dog-esque]

Aubrey Plaza and Jason Schwartzman have the same birthdays. Julie and Gordon/Gideon were meant to be

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

Advice: Whatever you do, don't think about Scrooge and Webby while listening to "More Than Anything". You WILL end up crying.

@secret-tester @emeraldcity1900 back me up here

[bnesszai]

How about "Why won't you listen to me" for Fyolai?

Potato i have been sitting on this cuz I'm scared to write fyolai fosbfknsk. I hope this is okay.

~

“Why won't you listen to me?” Nikolai asks, moving around Fyodor over and over and over, and poking his cheek.

Fyodor slaps their hand away. “Your dramatic readings of human tragedy bore me.”

“Isn't it compelling, though, Feyda? The ways in which humans are able to torture each other?”

At this, Fyodor looks over at Nikolai. His violet eyes simmer. “These are the sins of man that must be wiped away.”

Nikolai frowns. And then they lean back and smile wide, finger raises as if testing the winds. “Pop quiz! Who is the most violent of them all?”

Fyodor levels them with a glare.

“Those who preach the most freedom and peace are those most likely to steal them from others!”

“Are you saying that I am the most sinful of us all?”

“No, Feyda, you are the savior. Your death will bring me my own free will, afterall.”

~

Nikolai falls to their knees with a hand pressed to their chest and wonders what it means that they miss their captor.