#they're so stupid I love them sm

[flyingmintbunny0]

4 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster

(Or WW about to start a bar brawl bc his dumbass bf is making fun of him)

[rinasred]

dumbasses in love.. but like literally <3

[sooahbites]

Disaster twins are so basement yard coded.

Posting this here bc I think it's funny, might do another clips too, who knows?

[minijenn]

@ that one anon who asked a while back if I had a preview of the Attack the Light promo, finally, I fucking do

[blakbonnet]

"shit his dick's on fire" and it was not an exaggeration I feel lightheaded

[rice-ballin]

america and japan are such dweeby little losers that kiku could say alfred had "weezer blue eyes" and alfred would take that as the BIGGEST compliment he's ever gotten

[nerosdayinanime]

fuckign obsessed with sabigiyu... sabito's tough and snarky and brash when hes around people but then see him with giyuu and hes the biggest fucking puppy... constantly touching and being affectionate whenever he can, harshly stopping/snapping at anyone who tries to badmouth giyuu or even looks at him wrong, always glancing back when hes talking looking for giyuu's attention and recognition- he so freely displays his love and its just so sickeningly sweet to anyone around as witness

giyuu's a youngest child too, you know he'd eat that shit up. he fucking loves how much sabito spoils him- the occasional time sabito tries to be stern or ignores him all he has to do is bat his eyes and raise the corners of his mouth and sabito near immediately caves to whatever he wants. anything to see giyuu's full smile, and giyuu never hesitates with him

they know exactly what the other wants at a given moment, know when to be soft and sweet or when to be rough and wild- quietly sitting together close enough for their thighs to touch and enjoying the warmth of eachother's presence to playfully pushing buttons until the other snaps and gives their full attention to grappling the other to the ground. they'd both stop at the drop of a dime for the other for whatever reason needed, lovingly teasing and calling the other an idiot the whole way out

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn

omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?

[albwreckt]

[ Leicester ] - Hilda spotted a familiar face above the parapet of the other partygoers and hastened her way to its owner.

"Baltie!" she trilled. "They're about to play a song from--- what are you wearing? Did you make your shirt?" With an eye for both detail and fashion, the handcraftsmanship had not gone unnoticed. She studied it for a moment before shaking her head. Not now! "Never mind, there's time for that later. They're about to play a song from home! You must know this one, right?"

She tucked a black feather into the brooch displayed on his lapel before dragging him to the dance floor. For a girl a foot-and-a-half smaller than him, she sure could muster a surprising display of strength when she wanted to.

“Oh, this? Bernie made it for me. It rocks, I know. Shows off the puppies while keeping it refined & modest.” He did a once over of… His own body. Real humble. But luckily for Hilda, she cut off his ego-stroking long before it got out of control. In a flash, Balthus found himself tailing his old friend, his ears listening for a familiar tune. 

And while the song was great and all–brought back memories both sour and sweet of his noble days–he frowned. He wasn’t as happy as Hilda might’ve expected him to be, or at all, really. Not when they reached the dance floor, not when he received the feather, not even when chocolate pearls met the gaze of that pair of strawberries. 

Because there was something heavy on his mind. And it wasn’t her. 

“Look, Hilda–” he raised his free hand in protest, digging through his outfit to produce a bell to bribe her with, “I know you like dancing and all, so I won’t put a stop to this,” He swallowed hard. The intro to the Leicster number was coming to a close; soon dancers would whirl about the floor as the first verse kicked in. He had all of fifteen seconds to spit it out. 

“But promise me you won’t tell Holst you’re letting people prance around with you tonight. He’ll do unspeakable things to me if he finds out I didn’t break the arms of anyone who tried.” 

To sweeten the deal, he fixed his ornament to her brooch. An overwhelming burden of fear lifted from his shoulders as he did.

[artinandwritin]

13 for httyd ask :)

13; favourite design: Ohohohhh Rose dear you know what I'm gonna answer. You know what I'm gonna answer

[postmanlinksbootyshorts]

i'm talking abt a manhwa i'd been reading and dropped

i wanna get back into long live the night simply to see how boring and awful the plot has gotten lol

when i first picked the manhwa up i was expecting a love triangle between a human who has a crush on his lycan best friend and the lycan's toxic vampire ex but it turns out the lycan is very much with the vampire 'ex' and there's ANOTHER more toxic vampire who wants the 'toxic' vampire ex (dude isn't even toxic fr). the plot is a mess. it's like a watered down worse version of omegaverse without the slick and heat cycles and pregnancy. what made me stop reading it was the bit in like chapter 30 or smth where the boring lycan mc had to deal with ,,speciesism'' and it was written just as bad as you're thinking but somehow even worse. i read that part and fucking died. it was awful.

i wont post all the screenshots from when i had my weekly 5am breakdown triggered by it but i WILL include this lil nugget

[paperzombiie]

More Azalea Valley pages!

Nohreh made the mistake(?) of befriending the werewolf guy (whose name is Demian) some time after their one night stand and they both realize they have a lot in common, one of those things being: they never had anyone to teach them how to deal with their situations... so they make a deal.

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Demian had previously rejected his offer to help during full moon night. Nohreh worries about him... It's not that he doesn't know Demian had been doing that every month since he was a kid, it's the "all alone while turning into a frightened beast" part he can't stop thinking about...

[papasmistakeria]

Currently on episode 3 of The Crazy Ones and all of them are so stupid and chaotic I love them sm

[laz-kay]

I've had 0 brain thoughts all day. It's 1am and I now have the urge to write an entire novel. End me.

[patchesproblem]

Two doodles I never posted on here oops.

[fourdancingmoths]

I love how au!Aimsey's tactic to work things out with her girlfriend wasn't "hey Guqqie, I care about you and I miss you, and what you're doing clearly isn't healthy," it was "babe, your new home renovation is fuckin Ugly. Fix it. :/"