#they're so gender fr

[sunny-knightsky]

Another dnd oc! His name is Fergus Ampere and I made him from a prompt I shared with @jewelledcrown because I keep accidentally making characters that are either very similar concept wise or have the same name as his ocs. So we just decided to make the similarities purposeful instead of accidental /hj

Anyways, Fergus is a Tiefling sorcerer, mostly chaotic good but leaning slightly to chaotic neutral, like a morally light grey. He's 37 years old, trans (ftm), bisexual and probably poly but I haven't made any partners for him yet

Feel free to ask anything about him! I need to fuel my brainrot

[kaiju-krew]

he didn't stand a chance <3

original/inspo!!

[piowasthere]

happy [late] valentines day!

coming right at ya w/ some Lumini

(this took way more days then it was supposed to ._.')

[mo0nflower26]

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I can't help it... They've been on my mind these past few weeks..

[gunksh1t]

You smirked as he shook and you trailed light kisses along his throat, flicking his dick and feeling, more than hearing, his yelp and shudder against you. Tugging lightly at the fluffy tail, teasing him with it and seeing him squirm and bite his lip.

Wrapping an arm loosely around his waist to keep him steady while he rode your cock. Grinding up into him while he gasps and babbles. "You feel good, right? Shouldn't I have a little fun too, pet?" Smirking while you teasing his cute tdick with your finger. Watching his hips stutter and jolt and almost stop before you slap his little cock, bringing on a wave of tears "Aw bun, that doesn't mean you can stop"

You can tell that he's reaching his limit, hearing him choke back a sob and whimper, his tcock all swollen from the slaps and teasing. His writhing and begging while you ignore him and simply enjoy the show.

"C'mon just a little more, bunny" Your pretty boy was just so so lovely, covered in marks you gifted him, his dick hard and twitching. His arms strained and tied behind his back and a blindfold, wet with tears - it almost made you take it off just to see his glossy eyes. 

Suddenly pushing him off, pressing him down completely with your body and forcing his ass up. Fucking into him hard and using a hand to roughly rub his dick while he cries out and gasps until he's squirting and cummingon your strap. You smile as you see his body shiver and tense, see his eyes roll back with hard he came, until he's only panting and relaxing when you finally pull out and pepper kisses all over his face, "Good boy! you did so well for me, bunny~."

[averlym]

the one who pulls the strings (click for better resolution!)

from adamandi by @melliotwrites,, consider this my pitch to get you all to watch it

[mwagneto]

i saw u on my timeldinr and rmemebededd you psoted smthn abt your horse toys normal (?) minds cannot comtpehend can you pelazeee post them. i wamt to see them soo bad i lie in bed at nighf anf do my mental walkthrougj of all the horses i have seen amd met and want amd i come to an empylty stable and yhink of youse

OMG HI!!!! i'm really sorry i hate posting pics to the internet it feels like im doxxing myself but i found pics on google of all the horse toys i was thinking abt when i made that post:-)

edit HOLY mother this took over an hour to write and became insanely long so a lot of it is under the cut but i hope you enjoy<3

so for context my parents used to pay for a monthly subscription to "póni klub" (pony club) which basically mailed you a box of horse things every month and a big box every year (if i remember correctly! im not sure, i only got like 3 or 4 of them in total coz they said it was too expensive 😔) which means i have like an extreme assortment of random things just from that and then there's all the stuff i got as presents or as a vásárfia (means like, "son of the market" it's basically when someone gets you a little thing from the market you're at just coz you're there, for me it also meant like, the grocery store we went to on a roadtrip)

the póni klub stuff is extremely diverse, i have two calendar-journal things (explained a bit better later), several episodes of heartland on dvd (which i dont think i ever watched), a scary as hell audiobook about a cursed tree ?? (there's a horse there also), a bunch of fantasy or y/a books about horses, stickers, keychains, erasers, anything you can imagine basically, and also a lot of little figurines

the one i was specifically thinking of when i made the post is a toyline called picipacik (c is pronounced like ts so it's like, cute to say, it means like, "tiny horsies") which came with a little personality card for each horse and also a disc to a pc game which i spent an hour trying to find before answering this ask LMAO but i got it, it was one of those collectible things but all the figurines have fur (the cards have fur too i almost forgot!!!) and they all have names and exist in the game too

i got i think one of them from póniklub and bought the rest independently but i couldn't tell you, the póni klub calendar/journal/activity book thingies (they're really good btw they have like puzzles and jokes and informative articles in them too) are dated 2008 and 2012 so yknow. it's been. an insane amount of time. im shocked i even remember anything at all tbh but horse memories are forever i suppose

im gonna put a readmore coz this is getting way too long but ya finding my picipacik was what inspired the post but there's way more

idk if you know about the german horse figurine company schleich but every time we went to austria/germany (pretty often, long story) I'd see them on the shelf and I'd want one SOOO so fucking bad sooo bad but my parents were like no way they're way too expensive 😠 only for me to realise a few months ago they're literally 3-10 euros but WHATEVER i had a few of those coz I'd beg to get one every time i saw them, chief among them these 2 beasts. the pegasus has been on my shelf for as long as i've had the shelf and it's looking at me typing this and the skewbald horse is in the attic in my horse box but ok so looking these up they're selling for like hundreds of dollars on ebay which is insane coz they were DEFINITELY not even remotely that expensive or I wouldn't have gotten them. anyway they were absolute treasures coz of how much begging it took to get them and how much i liked them, i took them with me everywhere

i also have these gorgeous little guys or well i only have the palomino but i have two of it but i played with them a crazy amount as a baby so they're really beat up, one of them lost his tail years before i developed the ability to retain memories but i cannot even begin to tell you just how soft and fluffy their manes are

my BIGGEST obsession and the one i actually got to indulge in was filly ponies, they were really cheap and came in blind bags so that was the vásárfia i usually got on the aforementioned germany/austria trips, im not sure exactly how many i have but it has to be like at least 20 or 30? i dont have any full series coz they kept updating the generations really quickly so like every few months there'd be a whole new batch of them. I'd spend ages trying to look at the available horses on the back and trying to feel the blind bag and guess which one was inside and i was correct surprisingly often, I'd say like 70-80% of the time. and since they were really small well. i never shoplifted any unprompted but one time i found a bag someone had torn open and then left there, horse and all, and i didnt have the heart to leave it so i put it in my pocket. they also came w personality cards but i lost some of them and I wasn't brave enough to also pocket the personality card of the open one but given my tendency to lose things i own a surprising amount. they also came with big maps and catalogues so I'd cross out the ones i had and circle the ones i wanted, i still have the unicorn catalogue glued on my wall, that's the one i got the most of but im sure i have at least one of each kind, this is what the blind bags looked like but i also have one of the metal boxes

there were loads in each series and uh, hm, huh, well, lmfao ?? always encouraging when something's wikipedia page has a lawsuits section. im a fillyhead forever i think crimes are ok. ALSO APPARENTLY THERE'S A TV SHOW??? DAMN. to me they'll always be fun little toys i collected when i was 5. love these guys so much if i had shelf space I'd display them. i used to have them displayed but alas i have too many items and things now also everything is always dusty. like i said the unicorns are the ones i have the most of and i only ever got a single blind bag from the crowned series but i spent ages feeling the bag to make sure i got jewel the big one in the middle and I DID!!!! getting a good grade in uh, feeling blind bags???

anyway i hit the image limit but thank you so much for asking, i loove my little horse toys :-)) there's many more but they either dont have fun lore attached or they're just gen 2/gen 3/gen 4 my little pony toys or legos or lps or the horses that came with those wooden train sets so slightly less specific than the examples above but yeah i have a veritable museum of horse toys and plushies and so-on. i dont think I've gotten anything horse related either for myself or as a gift in MANY years (other than, yknow, horse riding stuff and then the actual living horse i had for a few beautiful years) which is honestly surprising given the sheer amount of horse stuff i got from age 0 to like, mid teens but i guess my inventory filled up or something

[nebulousfishgills]

Apparently Bath and Body Works is doing a second wave of their Stranger Things collection, this time with an emphasis on the Upside Down...

So that means next time I go in, I can get the Upside Down candle and the Vampire Blood halloween candle and-- *gets sniped*

[alex-just-vibing]

sunburn got me unwell at the function (comfy cozy in bed)

[shirogane-oushirou]

[rambling about f.ate series news]

just watched the f.ate stream. f.sn hd with eng translation for the first time ever in a Funking Week, and then a.taraxia hd is ALSO in development???? crying sobbing wheezing passing out. i want to see s.aber and b.azett and l.ancer and my daughters r.in and i.lya and The Freak Himself k.otomine and and and---

[classicjdiesandgoestohell]

i totally understand why some people don't directly state their pronouns or identity outwardly But as someone who loves to talk about people it is a grave hinderence when i do not know what to call you

[robinsnest2111]

Maybe there's power in saying you're a girl who fails at being a girl cause you're a guy? 👀

you might be onto something anon. brb playing 5d chess with my gender ♟️

[fictionalred]

Don't wanna expose how Straight™ our irl friends sometimes are, but, a friend of ours has a niece who is, imo, genderfluid and otherwise ~waves arms~ queer, but, only being 16, they haven't found the right terms for it and is really looking for some specific box to fit into. (which isn't all that good but youkno, not our business)

So they regularly change pronouns, gender, sexuality. Anyway, our Straight™ friend was reading of an Instragram post of said niece, complaining about the new pronouns that came with it, and thought "ftm" meant "for the moment". We politely said it's not that and explained it. And, well, being on tumblr really does enlighten you about queer stuff huh

[saebaragi]

ZHENGTING AND XIAOGUI RAN INTO EACH OTHER AT THE AIRPORT OMG

[wereh0gz]

I wish I looked like this irl

[boldlygayingwherenogayshavegayed]

1. I'm really sorry that this has been your experience, I suspect it is at least partly because of the way interaction circles work (i don't know if this is a clear way to describe what I mean), but it's also very much symptomatic of an issue

2. I did not know that, thank you for clarifying! That just absolutely fucking sucks. But yeah if the post refers to events I'm completely clueless about it makes sense that I'd lack context to understand 👍

I find it so interesting how increasingly anti feminist some of this site has become. Like, "men try to use women around them as therapists and mothers instead of going to therapy" is like, a thing that's been discussed to death in the decades passed, but now transandrodorks just push mra "that's not true, women are just bitches" and "men don't get to talk about their problems :(" and the infamous "there's a loneliness epidemic for men" like wtf is going on with this website it feels like we're watching these weirdo trans mascs turn into incels.