#they're so funny i love them sm

[mademoisellebianx]

✨ silly geese ✨

[starry-bi-sky]

wolfpack. aka: if not friend, then why friend-shaped?

"Hey-- uh, Danny?" There's an almost imperceptible tremor in Tucker's voice.

Danny doesn't look up from what he's doing, his pencil scritching across his notebook as he tries to do another quadratic formula question. "Hm."

"What's -- uh -- what's with the dogs?"

He looks up now, and finally sees where Tucker is -- standing in the doorway of his room with an ashy look on his face and a skewed, nervous smile. He's got a white knuckle grip on the doorknob. Sam is wide-eyed behind him, and using him as a partial meat-shield.

Danny looks down to the two giant ghost wolves sprawled next to him lazily. One large green one with his head in Danny's lap, letting him use him as a prop-up for his notebook. Another equally large black one splayed against his hip, sleeping on her side with her head tilted inward to his calf.

Automatically, a grin tilts across Danny's face, and he lifts his notebook up to scratch behind the green one's ears. He opens a lazy eye, one that is bloody red with a ring of yellow around the pupil, before slipping it shut and leaning his head into Danny's touch. "This is Sirius and Procyon," he says, and reaches down to scratch Sirius' belly. "And they're not dogs, they're wolves."

"Great," Tucker says, his voice suddenly much smaller and faint, "Love that distinction."

Sirius makes a great big groan, and Danny's grin widens, his heart swelling with fondness. His hand slips away from her belly, and before he can put his notebook back down, Procyon pushes his head up his lap until his ear is against his stomach, demanding pets now too.

Sam peeks her head up from over Tucker's shoulder, "I think what Tucker's asking here is what are they doing here, Danny."

He shrugs, scratching under Procyon's chin. "They kinda just showed up. I tried sending them back to the Zone, but they keep returning." And they were weirdly intent on just following him around, which is the only reason he gave up on returning them. They weren't causing trouble, and they knew how to hide around the living. Plus, he just loves dogs. "So now I have two wolves living with me."

This, oddly enough, did not do anything to calm Sam and Tucker down. Tucker's mouth purses into a thin line, and he presses the sides of his palms to his lips in prayer. "How have your parents not found out about this?"

Danny wordlessly raises his hand, and his sleeve slides down to reveal a thin chain bracelet hooked around his wrist. He whistles sharply, and both Procyon and Sirius jerk their heads up to look at him, ears pricked up and eyes alert.

Silently, he points to his wrist and rattles it twice, and in unison both wolves stand up and pounce. Instantly, they turn into a respective, opaque black and green mist that swirls around the bracelet and forms into two, flat wolf charms.

Both wolves are posing in the stereotypical wolf howl, with little stars indented on the sides. Procyon's charm has the Canis Minor constellation engraved on it, while Sirius has the Canis Major.

Danny faces Sam and Tucker, and points at his wrist. "Like this."

[buttercupshands]

Halloween Siffrin!! A vampire one too!!

My mind started thinking about isat while listening to hi3 7.0 trailer and so this idea stuck until I was home

Timelapse under the cut

I was struggling to choose if I'll add music or not, but too tired to re-edit you get the music version, it's ISAT OST music by Studio Thumpy Puppy Floor 2 to be specific

[leslutdepointedulac]

The fact that Louis smiles when he talks about Lestat and then you remember that in universe, Lestat was the one to write Prince Lestat, so that means that he was the one to say this about Louis.

LESTAT THINKS LOUIS' SMILE IS RARE SUNSHINE

[junoskelton]

finally decided to pick up pokemon scarlet after so long as my first pokemon game and honestly having such a good time with it, the npc's are all so good and make the game so much worth it

[kgthesillyclown]

Silly gay husbands

[hanzajesthanza]

nooo like reading maria janion's such comprehensive overview of vampires and what defines a vampire and how the myth changes through times and authors, as entirely expected, has contributed to my regis brainrot.

because though it's obvious how many tropes regis subverts as he literally talks about himself, it's more overwhelming when they're all summarized focused on examples from across history and the literature canon, and pretty much hitting none of them or fucking with all of them. because it's not that he just doesn't fit in within his own fantasy universe, but that he doesn't fit in within the broader canonical definition...

"my personal vision of fantasy (...) he is not the typical vampire bloodsucker, according to the dictates of the canon" ... uggghhhh sapkowski, in his witcher, by challenging all genre expectations and tropes, creates all of these characters that don't fit in anywhere, neither in their universe or in the broader canon. and thus, can only find fraternity with each other

i was just reading like 'so... so he doesn't fit in *anywhere*... 🥺'. regis in baptism of fire explaining how he doesn't conform to either vampiric expectations of vampires (socially, for his personal principles) nor of human expectations of vampires (biologically, for his literal existence). but it even goes farther when you look beyond the witcher and to the broader literary and mythological canon. in practically every understanding of a vampire he would not be recognized as one of them... and does he even want to.

[californianedgeworth]

I can not believe that Yakuza 3 ended with Mine realizing the error in how he'd lived, being told that he could get another chance to do better, and heroically sacrificing himself to take out Andre Richardson saying "maybe in a next life" and then Andre Richardson is the one who turns out be alive in Infinite Wealth. like lmao?

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

[teddybeartoji]

If someone were to visit Estonia for vacation what are some places u would recommend ? 😇

TELLISKIVI!!!!!!!!!!! there are a lot a lot a lot of good food places there aaand cute little stores and shops it's all really pretty there!!!! very artsy lmao i love it!!!!!! and then ofc the old town!!!!! a very basic answer but idc i've always loved walking through there!!!!!!!! aaaaand then k'd just recommend renting a car and just roadtripping around the country!!!!!! the nature here is soooso pretty and we have soo many forest and bog trails, you can go swimming in the bog lakes too it's so fucking nice!!!!!!

[thatonegaybrit]

; " a newly discovered sea creatu- " WRONG. That is a mythical and horrifying thing that I made up when I was 7. You can't fool me. /s

[forestofmemories]

fellas is it gay if you hear your rival cheering you on across the stadium and suddenly your resolve to win the battle increases tenfold

[reneeub]

Mean Girls 2023 I love you I may be the only one on the internet that does but I love you wholeheartedly

[the-acid-pear]

I need to watch tusk asap honestly. And other things.

[princekirijo]

I just realized I haven't updated y'all on some changes I've made to Riku specifically Noble (his thief self)

[ekleipsi]

" hey, babe. ready to see you child? " he called from the other room, leaving the avian alone with his imagination as to just what that meant. only a few seconds, however, before the canine brought over the horrific invention ( if it could even be called that ) that still haunted their lives, their house— and what was a few more cuts on his hands? with a completely straight face, he set the box with a flailing tentacle knife onto the floor in front of the other, looking up at him expectantly.

--- Naoto had seen the video online- a challenge, to try and make your partner's laugh while they had water in their mouths. If they spilled or spewed it, they lost; if they remained straight faced after a minute? They won. He'd insisted that both Rashida and Ignis play with him, and while wife was an easy egg to crack, husband was so much more difficult. Such that he'd resorted to embarrassing methods to try and draw a simple reaction from the hound.

--- To that end, his own reactions were tame. Ignis had never been particularly funny- at least, not when put on the spot like this (his humor was often spontaneous and unintentional) and Rashida had only been able to rely on his weakness for boobs to acquire victory. Still. He remained mostly undefeated in this round, effort falling upon indifferent expression as he lofted a brow.

--- Only when the hound stepped away for a moment and called out to his preparedness in seeing his child, did Naoto blink his surprise. Unable to answer thanks to the water in his mouth, he could only purse his lips- he certainly didn't have any children, and Ignis hated all his contraptions and inventions so just what...was the....gaze narrowed upon the box.

--- It still hadn't stopped flailing, the batteries still going on the tentacle shaped dildo that Naoto had once upon a time affixed to the top of a box (and a battery). He'd carefully attached a knife to the end of it and then set it loose in their home, promptly sending his husband a video of as much while he'd been at work. Truly, avian's reaction then was absolutely pure, likely the most honest and true laugh he'd ever had in his entire life...and so see it once again, set before him by husband, no less?

--- ...well, he immediately choked on the water in his mouth, bursting into laughter so raucous and pure that he doubled over and spit it out, clutching his stomach. Eyes crinkled and melodic sounds spilled out, pitched and amused, features flushed with the joy and elation he was experiencing such that tears nearly gathered in his eyes. Cackles of delight were given, and while wife looked on horrified and confused, his husband knew of his enjoyment.

--- ' You--!! You win! You win, you win! This round is yours, heathen! ' he finally heaved, attempting to catch his breath and dashing the tears of laughter from his eyes, straightening back and trying to not giggle any further each time he looked at the perpetually moving piece. ' Baha....ahahaha! It's still going, how did you even pick it up!? ' he asked, grinning widely.