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Danny the tiktok star
DPxDC au
So Danny, as any high school teen would do, makes videos on the latest video sharing social media site. In this case that's tiktok, although if we look at the time that Danny Phantom came out Vine might be more appropriate...
Either way, he makes silly little videos that range from funny jokes, A Day in the Life at Casper High, Space Fact Friday, POV: You live in Amity Park, roasting whatever ghost happens to be attacking that day, ect. He gains a small following of people who like his content but it's nowhere near being able at call himself tiktok famous. Until one post...
"Hello, my name is Danny, and this is my Official Application for Bruce Wayne to adopt me"
He jokes about how he is a young teen male with black hair, blue eyes, and a questionable home life which makes him the perfect candidate for a Bruce Wayne adoptee. The video goes viral so Danny leans into the bit and starts making more of that content. Photoshoping myself into a Wayne family photo, What I would wear to a Wayne gala, Taking a 'Which Wayne Are You' quiz.
When the Wayne kids find his account they think it's hilarious and keep an eye for new posts from him. One day Tim is stuck in a boring WE meeting so when he gets a notification that Danny posted a new video he will gladly take the distraction. He wasn't expect what he would find...
The video opens with the camera facing Danny, but he's not in any of his usual filming locations. It's hard to tell what exactly is happening around him but there's shouting in the distance and the sound of sirens. In fact, it looks as if Danny is leaning against an ambulance. Danny looks unusually pale and has what looks like a shock blanket wrapped around his shoulders. The camera is shakey and when he speaks his voice comes out weak.
"Hey guys... It's Danny. You know how I joke a lot about being adopted by Bruce Wayne?..."
Danny pauses and takes a shakey breath. It seems like he loses his grip on the phone for a moment because the camera fumbles before being held upright again. It's not a great view, but viewers can catch a glimpse of a destroyed building in the background, firefighters still working to get all the flames doused. When Danny starts speaking again he seems to choke on the words.
"W-Well, something happened and.. I'm k-kinda and orphan now? So uh..." Danny gives a small sad sounding chuckle that fades into a light cough, "this is my official application for Bruce Wayne to adopt me. Internet, do your thing..."
The video ends.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#fic prompt#danny makes tiktoks#they're pretty funny#the nasty burger explosion#his family is dead now#hes sad#dannys an orphan#you thought it was gonna be cute and silly but it was sad
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Boyfriend still sad
#trigun#trigun stampede#tristamp#vash#vash the stampede#vash stampede#trigun vash#wolfwood#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun wolfwood#meryl#meryl stryfe#trigun meryl#meryl x vash x wolfwood#mashwood#angel plant vash#I may do a series of stopping bf from beating himself up (down?)#out of the tags on that one post that blew up#they're pretty funny
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*non-vn gaming journalists constantly foaming at the mouth to assert how much they hate visual novels*
(this is for a review of tsukihime)
#tsukihime#it's so funny too because the rest of the review reads pretty fairly#they clearly enjoyed tsukire despite how long it is#but they always have to remind you at some point how much visual novels suck and are terrible and bad lmfaooo#remember kids nobody should like visual novels! they're bad!
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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)
#deltarune#queen#lancer#rouxls kaard#comic#art#doodles#SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually#and u know what It Is#they're both the wife actually#this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old#queenkaard#my art#are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day#its been pointed out to be that tf2 doesn't have a spawn noise. you're right. i was confusing it for the respawn cabinets which is often#directly in range of a respawning character. so you usually do hear it pretty immediately after respawning#plus its used a lot in sfm animations too dshhsjdhjsf
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If you're taking itty bitty requests, have you done itty bitty hazel yet? she'd be so cute! and Winn and Jasmine too! itty bitty trio <3
POV: You are Dev, and you're having fun with your fellow Fairy friends now that Fairy School's over.
Or: An Alternate A.U where all the kids are all itty bitty fairy children and they get up to fairy shenanigans.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop hazel wells#fop jasmine tran#fop winn harper#fop winn#fop jasmine#fop hazel#winn harper#jasmine tran#hazel wells#asks#the gayest show#itty bitties fop au#im imagining them as like.#the very FIRST generation of children to be born after peri#peri's birth helped undo the laws against fairy babies so there was a massive fairy baby boom.#so hazel and her friends are the first new generation of children and they're getting into ALL SORTS of problems!!!#a bit like pixie hollow or tinker bell#AND YEAH I MADE THEM DIFFERENT FAIRY TYPES#hazel has to be a pixie. she's such a rule follower it works#winn is an anti-fairy bcs i think the idea of their counterpart being Lose (win/lose) is pretty fuckng funny#and jasmine is a normal fairy :D
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look into his angeleyes, one look and you're hypnotized he'll take your heart and you must pay the price
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#book omens#book good omens#these two portraits are unrelated and drawn in different dates but i think itd be funny if they're happening at the same time DFDG#ever seen an angel so pretty you forgot how to blink. again#sunnysidedraws#described#id in alt text#sunnysideomens
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Ian & Mandy <3
Redraw of a piece from early 2022 (Original below and on this old shameless art post) plus first time doing @gallacrafts for theme 37: friendship.
#ian gallagher#mandy milkovich#shameless#this drawing took years off my life#but they're pretty so no regrets#welcome to the predictable consequences of another shameless rewatch#shameless fanart#gallavich#Gallacrafts#shameless friendships#Theme 37#they mean so much to me its not even funny#mandy milkovich my beloved
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(While talking about things fans gave them at twitch con)
Impulse: I think my favorite thing somebody gave to me is a card with Jimmy, Solidarity Gaming, so I could--
Joel: I got one of those as well.
Scar: I got one. I keep it in my wallet.
Impulse: --so I can have him next to me every night when I fall asleep since, you know, apparently I have a crush on him.
Tango: I was just going to bring that up. That is the weirdest thing. We all got Jimmy cards and we have like, a whole deck of them. It's very disturbing.
Scar: you have it in your wallet, right?
Tango: uh, yeah. Forever!
Skizz: yeah, they handed me a stack, like "can you hand these out?"
Jimmygirls (gn) having a normal one, I see.
#hermitblr#jimmy solidarity#no but this is so funny to me#he really is their special little guy at this point#i did my best transcribing it#the audio is iffy and they're overlapping#and my autistic brain was struggling#but I'm pretty sure i got the bulk correct
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Little worries
#this is the second time Tumblr has logged me out when I've tried to post. anyways#fully believe Ryōshū would behead Dante if they got their head back and turned into an Asshat. 100%. I believe in her.#real happy with the expressions here. specially Sink Chair#idk what kinda cigs shū needs to hit to get those smoke plumes but they sure are pretty#I do thoroughly enjoy these three together tho. they're so funny#limbus company#fanart#dante lcb#sinclair lcb#ryōshū lcb#⏰🐣🚬#ive drawn Sinclair twice today and both times i was suprised his eyes are yellow#and three Ryōshū's. what are the chances?#I forgot Dante's brackets I feel like such a fake fan
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Eyes of glass and night of cold. I once foretold my end would come in nothing but my own hands, a death of sorts brought by a soul hidden in this cryptic mind. Impossibility for it to find a companion. Iris fixed on watery surface below a balcony, the window on my back opened in a swipe. Eyes of light and night of warmth. I raised my hand to this familiar silhouette of red. "Mind a dance, sir?" i said. A smile grew on my silent face, reflecting what i never thought could exist in this pit of mine. Maybe "impossible" wasn't a suited word, after all.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#soukoku#skk#nakahara chuuya#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#i don't have anything funny to say in the tags today so i just thought i'd tell a story#it might be very bad though ahah#that's fine#they're pretty anyway
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Mine: Refer to me however you want!
Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.
[They high-five and fist-bump each other]
Mine:
[via @barbmine]
#Mine#Barbmine#Mikethelink#Mike#I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY#Mine funniest person alive fr#also YOOOO LETS GO??????#I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns#and Mine too??? that's awesome!#Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife!#They're both bi#They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset*#As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing#please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections!#Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't#I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO#It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means#idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker#Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like#''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS''#it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao#I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it
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Most annoying NMJ or JC take is when someone that dislikes them is like "oh you're a fan of him? *scoff* Well obviously you've only seen cql, where he was super watered down. In the novel he's a dislikable asshole and that's the objectively superior canon I'm working from instead of your woobified fanfic." Meanwhile your main canon is novel canon and you genuinely find novel Jiang Cheng and Nie Mingjue complex sympathetic characters.
#complaining and whining about fandom#mdzs#cql#the untamed#nie mingjue#jiang cheng#WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO THEM#it's quite funny because in nmj's case i actually see shit from cql being carried over to novel canon to hate on him#for example my's treatment under the nie was explicitly much worse in cql because they transplanted the langya captain to qinghe#while the worst we see post-promotion in the novel is cultivators (WHO AREN'T EVEN NIE!) wiping ther teacups#(they're visiting from other clans like xichen. That's also why none of them had seen meng yao before.)#you can absolutely choose to interpret that worse things were happening to him at the hands of the nie off-page#it's definitely possible! but cql has people acting like it's objective canon#also the thing about empathy being inaccurate and biased in nmj's favor#that's another cql thing. in novel canon wwx can and does see things nmj does not notice (like the teacups!)#so even if he has some insight into nmj's thoughts and feelings it quite literally can't be showing things exclusively from his perspective#it was a pretty cool ceative decision from cql! gave us some very interesting character moments!#but sometimes i see people discuss the novel going 'and this was warped by nmj's bias i bet he was even worse in reality' girl wrong medium#in jiang cheng's case a lot of hate seems to be coming from the corner of cql!mains too#so clearly it can't be *that* big a difference in likability
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Wally: so, come here often?
Dick: Walls, I invited you into my home and my room, take a big educated guess if I come here often.
Wally:
Wally: you have pretty eyes and it messing with me okay, Don't have to be a dick about it.
Dick, smug overload: but I do, I literally have to be a Dick.
Wally: I want to strangle you.
#wally west#dick grayson#birdflash#yeah yeah they're in love and they're smooth but they're friends first#and of you don't want strangle ya pretty best friend WHAT'S THE POINT#also Dick needs to be called a dick more so he can make his jokes#PLEASE#it be so funny!!
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Miz'ri and Laele, my sister's and my Baldur's Gate 3 characters on our playthrough together!
#bg3 tav#baldur's gate 3#bg3 art#baldurs gate tav#bg3 fanart#drow#dnd#dungeons and dragons#Our party comp is so beyond fucked it's so funny#they're pretty true neutral tbh#they're bitches but they get by#mostly Miz'ri bites and Laele pretends she doesn't#anyways I've owed my sis this art for like 8 months I am so so sorry </3#ocs#Miz'ri#Laele
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Some past fiddlestan? (Like Ford just went through the portal. He gone now. Past. Yk?)
The mystery misery yaoi
#the angst potential is so juicy#I understand why it might not be everyone's cup of tea but I like the idea of them being so 'toxic' for each other (after the portal#incident. if they met before I think they'd be pretty healthy and wholesome)#like. Fidds is already kinda losing it because of the memory gun and Stan is grieving. they're not in a mental state for a relationship#Stan would hit him with his car by accident and then try to gaslight him that 'no that never happened you're imagining things'#and Fidds would be pretending that Stan is actually Ford or trying to use the memory gun on Stan to make him believe he IS Ford#or. my favorite yet. the one I have as 'canon' in my head. they end up in a messy relationship but Fidds thinks Stan is Ford#and in tge end Stan can't keep pretending and he ends things or something#there's also the more 'happy' versions. where Fidds is still sane enough to help Stan work on the portal. I'll make some fanart of it#at least of Fiddleford tending to his burn wound or something. for now take this little doodle (I thought it was funny but what do I know)#ask#not anon#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#young fiddleford#young stan pines#young stanley pines#art#fanart#traditional art#misery yaoi#ignore all that it's late I'm tired I don't know what I'm writing
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"The plans for Armageddon are going wrong. Only Crowley and Aziraphale working together can hope to put it right."
So what you're saying is:
#never has there been a more appropriate use for this meme#it's also funny bc like#these two are like larry-boy from veggie tales#all these powers and abilities#and they still have basically fuck-all to do with the actual solutions#they're there to look pretty and be gay and by god are they good at it#/hj#good omens#good omens 3#Aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#supernatural#supernatural meme#armageddon#the second coming#crowley#good omens season 3
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