#they're playing basketball

[periwinklefemur]

"and they were lab partners!"

"omg they were lab partners..."

here's a doodle concept for teen!Danbert :))

[silverraes]

maybe we should be breaking free from all this judging. after all, we're all in this together. you can bet on it.

[kanerallels]

Girl help there are people in my house at 7 at night who don't live here

[riddlertrophy]

loving gotham penguin but hating b22 penguin you will never see the light of heaven the deepest pits of hell will consume you

[shatterdome-underscore]

My hottest take for a Trigun band AU is that Vash should be a former industry plant whose trying his absolute darndest to make a legitimate career without any inside connections after getting his shit blown up on TikTok

And of course he's trying to hide it from his new band mates to varying levels of success

Like one day Meryl busts in 5 minutes before practice (objectively 10 minutes late compared to when she usually shows up) (Vash is usually 10 minutes late and isn't even there yet, he's helping someone jump their car across town) one time after watching a deep dive video on YouTube about disgraced musicians and she just shoves her phone in Wolfwood and Milly's faces like

Meryl (rhythm guitar)(was classically trained on the violin): HE'S A PLANT??? HE'S BEEN A PLANT THIS WHOLE TIME??? HE LIED TO US??? AND WE'RE STILL PRACTICING IN A SHITTY GARAGE???

Wolfwood (bass guitar) (sucks at bass guitar) (was originally hired by Knives to make sure Vash's career fails without the family connections in a way that does not reflect poorly on Vash, is now heavily invested in the band succeeding bc he likes it) (no he doesn't know what he's gonna do about it but how scary could Knives be)(very scary): hm? What're ya on about?

Milly (realized months ago who Vash was and that he's given up his industry connections and is trying to do things The Correct Way, finds this incredibly admirable and truly believes in him and the band) (drums)(the most popular member of the band): you guys didn't know?

[gilamonstertummy]

therapy is expensive, Ants From Up There by Black Country, New Road is free

[skrunksthatwunk]

just finished dear brother ep 17 and im so so scared. everybody's been too happy in the past couple of episodes and as much as i want them to be happy no one's thrown themselves off a balcony in a while and it's making me nervous okay. there's 22 more episodes i KNOW the scary stuff's hiding in there!!! you can't trick me!!!!

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 KINGS WIN

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

so shitty that when i google nose bumps the results are all plastic surgery before and afters to get rid of it like come on

[frasermints]

Why is Joey's ankle sprain the worst case scenario? Week to week is good I thought

typically, w/ athletes that require a lot of ankle movement (basketball is where i saw most of my ankle injuries) week to week is a good sign. and if we can trust what leafs pr staff are saying (which, if you know me... I Do Not), then his sprain isn't worse than a grade two.

skates are designed the way they're designed for a reason. ankle support is a necessity so you can skate safely. that's why if you watch this video, OP is getting their shit rocked in the comments for wrapping their laces around their ankle - it creates the illusion of stability while actually destroying the integrity of the boot & setting them up for injury.

i have concerns that ayotte and bean and theodoropolous are going to either sign off on him getting back to on-ice activities too early - not even playing just fucking practice - or that woller himself will push too hard the second he's cleared out of a misplaced sense of obligation and he's going to resprain and it will be worse.

if you don't know, high ankle sprains are much worse than your average "i stepped down off the curb and fucked my foot up". high ankle sprains have an at minimum six to eight week heal time, often with the demand of no weight and zero movement for the first two. it can cause a rotational or shearing fracture at the end of the tibia/fibula where the ligaments insert, which was why he got the MRI yesterday. they had to know what they were working with to make sure he wasn't out for the season vs just out "week to week" (it's going to end up being at least a month. prepare for two.) they also sometimes require surgery and plating if there is a fracture involved, mostly because of where the break is. they have to make sure the bones of your leg stay where they're supposed to be.

because there isn't a lot of blood supply to ligament tissue, it's really hard for ligaments to heal. and because i don't have access to woller's mri results or ayotte's/bean's/theodoropolous' brains, i have no idea what they're planning on doing for a rest and rehab plan, if there's an incomplete tear, if it's grade one or grade two. i could keep going.

back to the ankle support skates thing - woller isn't skating miles every single night, but much of his job relies on his flexibility, ability to change direction quickly, ability to quite literally fold in on himself at a moment's notice. his ankles have to be stable AND flexible. that is not possible with any amount of leftover inflammation or injury.

woller is the entire leafs team. as much as i love willy and mo and mitch and everyone else. woller is the entire leafs team. keefe knows this. keefe is not a doctor. keefe has pushed them to the point of exhaustion a couple times this season. the only reason practice was cancelled after mo's 35+ minute game was because he literally could not get out of bed the next day. i don't know if i trust keefe's judgement when woller does come back. i just... i don't have a good feeling about it.

once you fuck up a joint, especially the ankle, especially where woller hurt his, it's fucked up for the rest of your life. he is very likely to do this again at least twice. maybe not during his career. maybe when he's retired. maybe during an offseason. but again - you guys see the shit he does in the net. he acts like he doesn't have any fucking bones. he runs around like he's a puppet on strings. like he's a fucking video game character. he does not treat his body kindly when he plays. i don't know what he does to cool down or warm up or whatever, but he treats his body poorly during games. this was inevitable. and i am scared for what happens during his recovery.

i do not give a fuck if we end this season 32 in the league. i do not care if we use marlies goalies for the rest of the season. all i need is leafs staff to listen to me when i tell them to let joseph woll recover at home for as long as he needs for his ankle to be at 100%, because if they don't, it will not be good for him.

[allpromarlo]

no thoughts head empty just funny lil british men from video game

[velvtcherie]

yall ao'nung's actor irl is actually really attractive holy shit my brain just shut down

[kellyscowboy]

something about the newsboys being the cool varsity jocks in high school that are super sweet to everyone, like the schools’ own personal bodyguards 

like imagine some kid nervously inviting them to some party & all they give them is a short “okay” and a nod before turning back to whatever they’re doing. and then when they show up at the part they (very intamidatingly) ask the host “are you so-and-so?” and then say “cool, nice party” and start high fiving these random kids.

jack shoving some random bullies to the floor and scaring them off while david picks up all of the freshmans papers, while racetrack picks the kid up and dusts him off

[guardian-angle22]

I just remembered Julian and Ronen talking about filming a basketball scene and got excited all over again

[steakout-05]

i cannot get over how fucking funny the little cowering scientists are when they bounce, just look at em

why do they do that! why do they look like a basketball! they're so silly!

[maznanangy]

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