#they're mine now mwahahahahaha

[an0nym0us-m0nster]

I know what they are.

[messenger-of-stupidity]

DUN DUN!

You have been bitten by the mutual virus. To cure yourself, you must provide one reason why you follow each of your mutuals before sending this to others (whether mutuals or not) while in anon.

Good luck!

Oh my god. UHM OKAY. I'm just gonna go through my mutuals from order I followed them. (I'm not good at tttthhhhiiiisssss)

@artbykays - I'm not sure if they realize that we're mutuals or not. Which is fine, it doesn't really matter. But their art is chef kiss amazing. Like seriously, its thanks to them my simping increases.

@darlin-collins - They're funny, have you not seen the stuff they put out into the internet?

@dani-ya-dig - They're just very cool and funny. i tend to follow blogs that I find funny since laughter is the best medicine. They certainly have that.

@romeo-the-homeo - I like lurking through their content because it's very silly of them. (I almost threw my phone when I saw that they followed me back.)

@annahhopee - HER FICS DUDE! I don't know much more to say than that.

@clover-46 - David Shaw. (Real talk, I became moots with Mrs Shaw because we both wanted Redacted Mutuals to talk to. Also their art is scrumptious. I want more of it. I will lurk in her walls until she posts more of it. I will live like Bruno there, building my own civilization of rats while she believes that she is safe from me. She isn't. Not from me, and not from my husband. David Shaw isn't safe either. Vega and I are coming for you and David, Clover.) Can you tell she's one of my mutuals I'm closer to because I'm more comfortable being unhinged?

@frenchiefitzhere - I actually threw my phone when I saw she followed me. I follow her for the memes, the music, the fics. All of it. Also she said that she was sure that Cam would like my IKEA octopus that I named after him and I almost cried.

@/hufflepufff171 - Tumblr Live friendo :)

@itsyourstarboy - Another person that I had a mini freakout when I saw he followed me back. But he's funny as fuck. Also a fellow Guy enthusiast, which I'm happy about. Sometimes I throw anon asks at him and wonder if he knows. He probably does now, but he won't know who is an anon and who is me. MWAHAHAHAHAHA (also he said he liked my fics and I almost cried.)

@epsi-l0n - He's intimidating. I'm going to preface it by saying that. But he's also very funny and isn't afraid to say something that might get people riled up. Actually I'm 90% sure he thrives on chaos and can't live without it. Also he keeps people in the basement and I've been avoiding detection so I don't accidentally wind up in there.

@soup-scope - Their art is very eatable. My favorite breakfast. Nom nom. Whether it's "serious" art or memeable art. Favorite snack. Also they reblog really good stuff that I'm afraid I'd somehow miss otherwise. So they're going my dash a service. (I also stole their shoelaces when they weren't looking but don't tell them. >:D)

@itsrubesshawty - 1. Their blog aesthetic? I love it. I'm a sucker for the darker aesthetics (ironic since I decides to go with bright colors for mine, but I'm trying to make people's eyes bleed so they accidentally click the follow button because they can't see. Which I'm pretty sure is what happened to Rubes.) Also their headcanons are hilarious. I got hooked because of the phone one they graciously tagged me in.

@genderfluid-bastard - He finds reblog gold. LIke seriously, some real gold here. Not fools gold. Real gold.

I love my mutuals, even if I don't talk to them all the time because I'm scared of bothering them. :)

[htaed-reverof]

I feel like in a peaceful version of the smp, Tommy and Dream have this Thing where they both call the discs theirs, and keep 'stealing' it from each other, only to give it back on holidays.

Like, two weeks before whichever holiday they're celebrating Tommy stole the discs from Dream, and then one week before Dream stole them back, and then Dream gave them back to Tommy as a gift on the holiday, and then not even a week later Dream's stolen them again like ">:) hahaha I have stolen them!! whatever will you do now?? they are mine again!!! mwahahahahaha!!!! >:)))))"

And sometimes people think it's a genuine stolen property moment, up until they confront one of them about it and they both just blink for a second before bending over cackling.

Like nah dude, this is just their Thing. They both own and enjoy the discs, they just like messing with each other and occasionally getting funny reactions like this.

happy holidays :)

[raisedbyfandomwolves]

No, definitely you and I already said always plus 1 so no matter how much you add, mine will always be one more than yours😌😏 NO IT DOESN'T, YES IT IS AND THAT PERSON IN MY FIC WAS PRETTY MUCH MON'S BESTIE (I'm still not buying the "Brainy is his bestie" thing🙄), SO OFC HE WOULD HELP KARA, BJT THE SUPERFRIENDS ARE THE SHOWS VERSION SO THEY WOULDN'T CARE! AND JUST ROKK IS NOT ENOUGH!😖 NO LIES! When WE scream, we don't also turn around ans scream when you don't bring angst!!😑

No, I stole your plus one so now *I* have the ultimate power and you'll never be able to beat me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES IT DOES, NO IT ISN'T AND HIS BFF POWER SHOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH PRECISELY BECAUSE THE 'SUPERFRIENDS' ARE UTTERLY USELESS! (Brainy is Mon-El's "bestie" the way Lena is Kara's "bestie"... which is to say they're selfish back-stabbing assholes who should be tossed into the nearest black hole and never be spared another thought. =_=)

Yeah, well, every time I DON'T post angst akane171 goes "Oh wow, no angst? I'M SHOCKED" AND HOW IS THAT NOT PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING?!