#they're married but not actually married ur honor

[yuelaos-codex]

1, 8, 15, 26, 40 Ylva x Heimdall 🙈

Thank you sm biggie 🥺🥹😭💕

I’m answering this mostly with the timeframe when they were still together in mind!

1. Describe their first date.

I would like to say that their first “date” was the entire Gjallarhorn Arc— in which Heimdall and Ylva were tasked by Odin to acquire the said mystic item for him. This monthslong quest nearly killed Heimdall, and in turn made Ylva realize her feelings for him. Heimdall (who was already in love with her even before) sensed this and started giving hints (in the form of teasing, of course) that he felt the same. Ylva did NOT want to acknowledge or think about how she felt about him while working so she was trying to brush it off but failing miserably. Girl was blushing mad hard all the way home! The mission ended with them returning to Asgard with the horn, getting acknowledged by the All-father, and having a long makeout session *whistles and cheers in the background*

8. What do they love most about the other? Why?

Ylva loves that she can be her true, unfiltered self with him (with Heimdall’s powers, she had no choice but to be honest with him tbh). She also loves his humorous insults. “Must be from all those books he’s reading”

Heimdall loves her thoughtfulness. Even when they were just friends, she always prepared a small celebration for his birthday. After missions in different realms, she would sometimes give him a small trinket or a book that she thought he might like.

15. What songs remind you of their relationship?

Some more songs from their playlist:

Nobody Gets Me - SZA

True Love- P!nk ft. Lily Allen

Ho Hey - The Lumineers

26. What sacrifices do they make for the other?

They don’t know the word sacrifice lmfaoo

40. Do they have any regrets in their relationship?

Heimdall thinks he should have told Ylva about his arranged marriage, which could have made their relationship work out— or, at least not gotten her exiled from Asgard.

Ylva regrets him entirely jk BUT there’s one important thing that she took away from him. She should not have been blinded with rage and regrets what she did.

[inncrgold-moved]

"i should be asking you the same thing, young man." he spoke teasingly as he took his reading glasses off and looked at the younger man who was laying in their shared bed that he walked over to, deciding he could deal with things the next day. "yeah, they're called movies. i could use a movie to distract me from everything and of course quality time with you." a kiss to his forehead before he got into bed beside the other where it felt much more comfortable and he felt more relaxed already. "what movie did you want to watch?"

— @lcvbctten: otto & ry.

❧ ❝ come on, old man, what are you even up to at this hour? come join me in bed. we can watch a.. what did you call them? movie. ❞

[kinardsevan]

what are ur headcanons for buck and tommy's nuptials

I've said some of these before but:

Tommy does something small and intimate for the engagement. It's them at home, very sweet and very subdued. He spends weeks planning it with Maddie's help, recruits Eddie for the whole display he does (idk if it's flowers or some other craft, but there's definitely a display). Dozens of electric candles (because fire safety kids!). In my head, he uses the candles to spell out "marry me" (or some variation of that).

They talk about eloping, just getting it over with in a weekend, not because they aren't excited about it, but because they're not 20-year-old kids anymore. They just want to get on with the next phase (settling into marriage, whether that includes kids or just a bunch of dogs, building their house, making sure their advanced directives are in order), and being married is an important part of all of that. Still, their friends are not okay with this. Hen tells them how important her wedding was with her mom in attendance. Maddie reminds them that they can still do something small and intimate AND allow their family to celebrate them. Eddie, the consummate romantic, tells them that they can't skip the wedding because he wants all the romance without the commitment. Bobby and Athena tell them they'll support whatever they decide.

They have a short engagement, just like Bobby and Athena, and decide to get married in the backyard.

There's an argument over best men. First, they both want Eddie. Then, Chim intervenes and they both argue over him. Somehow, things really get switched up and Bobby ends up as Evan's best man while Tommy has Chim. Eddie gets to be the one that marries them. (Eddie might have lost his spot as best man for Evan because he misplaced the rings a few weeks before the wedding, but who's to say 👀)

When asked "who gives these two away", the entire 118 (and Maddie) says "we do". It's fucking emotional.

Jee-Yun is the flower girl and baby Buck (Connor's kid) is the ring bearer.

THE SPEECHES: Chimney definitely mentions Maurice. Bobby's makes everyone cry. Eddie manages to bring the mood back up by roasting both of them. Maddie also tries to give a speech, talking about how happy she is to see her brother so happy and settled, and how much she loves how Tommy has become a part of their forged family, but she can't get the words out.

HenRen find a moment in the midst of the reception to ask Tommy if his intentions are honorable again. He basically is like "look, I have cake. Can I enjoy my cake? You're literally at my wedding reception."

Phillip and Margaret are there, mostly out of a feeling of obligation to invite them, but Evan pays little mind to their attendance. It's the private speeches about love and marriage Athena and Bobby give him that night that mean more.

Evan went full Clipboard™ on the entire process, down to color coordination. Fall wedding, fall colors. (I'm imagining emerald green dress shirts under their tuxes - color scheme actually found here)

As always, Tommy thinks Clipboard Buck is hot, so he just lets him go wild on the whole thing.

[mamawasatesttube]

What was Cassie and Cissie’s wedding like in ur fic universe?

GOD this is such a good question they deserve an actual fic about it at some point but i don't know when i'll get there but augh!!!

they are THE butch/femme couple of all time. cissie is in a gorgeous dress (strapless and backless of course, we can't have cassie knowing how to put words into sentences properly on her wedding day); cassie's in a neatly-tailored tux, but she's doing that insanely hot thing where she's got the jacket over a real low cut top and a necklace instead of a button-down under it (turnabout is fair play, cissie).

kon is cassie's Dude Of Honor; anita is cissie's maid of honor!

cassie cries when cissie reads her vows. cissie doesn't, but she does gets so giddy she starts bouncing on her feet instead.

bart catches the bouquet.

bart immediately goes WAIT. i certainly don't want to get married next boo!! KON HERE TAKE THIS QUICK--

there are a bunch of cissie's civilian friends also there. cassie's identity is public (cissie's friends screamed when cissie was like yeaahhh so i'm dating. uh. you know wonder girl?) but lots of the other heroes' in attendance are not. one of cissie's friends points at tim like "so... who is that guy???" and cissie is like uhhhh don't worry about it!

kon also actually cries during the ceremony (they've grown up!!! his friends that he's known his whole life!!!! they're getting married!!! waaaaaa) but vehemently denies this

their first dance is a very elegant waltz that's fairly slow and not too elaborate because they both knew they'd need to factor in the way they'd be so busy staring at each other in awe

donna gives a speech that's overall very sweet and genuine but also does roast cassie for zapping herself with her own lasso once because cissie texted her and she was literally tripping over herself to get her phone out as fast as possible.

cissie gets a little tipsy on champagne at the reception and decides that cassie needs to carry her around for the rest of the night. ten minutes later she's like well okay that was a little silly of me but cassie's like nope i can't hear you i'm not putting you down :]

instead of a Just Married™ car to drive away in, cassie simply sweeps her into her arms and flies them away at the end of the night <3

[izunaposting]

What are ur favourite kitties names?

i got a stress migraine from this so bad i threw up in my lap and sent nii-san into a panic. how can i choose ONE favorite cat?! i love all kitties! every single one. from their pointy ears to the tips of their fluffy tails. and even if they are missing those parts i still love them forever and ever. so because i am benevolent and ever so gracious, i am going to bestow upon you the gift of my entire list and their colorings.

Mister Sprinkles (male tabby, and i raised him since he was a baby and now he's an old man, so he gets first place, also his name must be properly capitalized. he gets this honor)

rocket (female tabby)

lil housefly (male tabby)

prince tangelo (male orange)

lil biscuit (female siamese)

popo (male black cat)

pipi (female black cat) (they're kitty married)

bruce lee (male forest cat)

chiyome (female calico)

chibiko (female tabby)

chibita (male tabby) (they're siblings)

purple (male shorthair)

green (male shorthair)

orange (female shorthair)

orange II (female orange) (no relation)

rice ball (male flamepoint)

celery stick (female flamepoint)

carrot stick (male orange)

burnt cabbage (female black cat)

potato head (male persian) (i TNR'd these five on one trip so they got food names)

don quixote (male bobtail)

turtle (male tabby)

baby mushroom (female tabby, still a kitten)

autumn leaf (female calico)

kamakiri (male tabby)

kingyo (female orange)

valiant warrior (female black cat)

sinister advisor (male shorthair) (they're a bonded pair)

THE TORMENTOR (male russian blue) (all caps necessary. he's fat)

sukiyaki (female calico) (she had the following litter so they got ingredient names)

negi (female black cat)

shiitake (male black cat)

shirataki (female calico)

konnyaku (male orange)

tofu (male orange)

the obelisk (male russian blue) (my oldest male after Mister Sprinkles) (also fat)

nico (female himalayan)

spicy soy sauce (male black cat)

her majesty's stink (female orange) (she stinks!)

gravy tugboat (male tabby) (REALLY fat)

dandan from the garbage can (male... something... he's always so dirty from rustling through the waste bins)

zebulon (male siamese)

dirt (male black cat) (found him in a garden)

okay he is not technically mine EVEN THOUGH I SAW HIM FIRST, TOBIRAMA, but ichirou (male flamepoint) (REALLY original. idiot)

operation cuteness (female ragamuffin)

operation beautiful (female birman)

dentures (or denko for short) (female calico) (she had all of her teeth pulled due to a condition)

tripod (male tabby) (just guess why that's his name. thanks nii-san)

fu manchu 2 (male himalayan) (LONGEST whiskers i've evar seen, and constantly dripping with some form of wet food sauce)

home improvement (male shorthair) (he likes to claw everything. do not engage unless you are me!)

madara junior (male black cat) (obviously) (he looks like if nii-san was a cat)

poophead (female birman) (kagami named her this...)

cyclone (male orange)

vortex (female orange) (no relation, just TNR'd the same day)

jamba juice (female lykoi)

bodhisattva (female calico) (my oldest calico in the crew!)

snail (male tabby) (he has a spiral pattern on him. he's mito's obvious favorite. i wish my cats would stop being traitors to the treacherous senjus!)

sennosuke (male lykoi)

the four elements (female calico)

assorted ambient works (female tabby)

cheese (female shorthair)

crackers (male shorthair) (also kitty married)

stinkmaster (male black cat) (he's actually clean but he's MEAN)

the angel (female siamese) (also mean, but in a judgemental way)

torch (male orange)

flashlight (female orange) (his daughter)

booger sugar (male flamepoint)

the stonemason (male persian) (his favorite spot is a high wall)

the bricklayer (female persian) (they're a bonded pair)

ghost rider (male flamepoint) (my most recent TNR)

lieutenant (male forest cat)

commander (female forest cat)

baby wolf (female lykoi) (another kagami effort...)

nokia (male tabby)

[yuukei-yikes]

I had my friend who doesn't know anything about kagepro give me 2-4 characters from the Dan and I would either explain their dynamic or my HC of it (since my theory is you can make a group of any of the members and it'll have a great dynamic potential) and she gave me Takane and Marry (post-str) and that got me thinking so much like,,, they've interacted in the novels as Ene and Marry and they got along really well it was cute so I just imagine post-str Takane trying to introduce Marry to video games a bit? There is No way Marry would like the sorts of games Takane plays, but you know what I think she'd love? Marry would Love animal crossing. She's like,,, omg,,, you can make a little village for your animal villager friends and you can talk to them and it's so nice :))

Takane and Marry hanging out every once in a while (chilling in the same room) and Marry every once in a while calls her over just to show how her island is looking so far and Takane doesn't play animal crossing hardly ever but she knows enough to be like. Oh fuck yeah. That island is islanding :] Then goes back to her first person shooter or whatnot lmao.

I think Takane should have a friendship with everyone actually and everyone should be able to hang out with each other (to varying degrees of getting along maybe but I like to think they all care each other bc y'know. We went through all this shit together can't really drift apart now /hj also i just want everyone to be able to be friends in their own ways i care them-)

MARY AND TAKANE ARE TOTAL BEST FRIENDS!!!!!

also ur "theory" abt taking any of the dan members and they'd get along is Correct. they're best friends your honor

i remember making ac headcanons....mary would be so obsessed i agree. her and shintaro have tension with each other when one has a cute villager the other wants. takane's the kind that played 200 hours in a row and then never touched it again

coming back to takane and mary, takane introducing mary to games is so cute. in the eighth novel mary and seto play headphone actor at a festival!! kenjirou/saeru let the event borrow the code LMAOOO and seto and mary played it (which makes seto have a mental breakdown when he sees the top player names and sees shintaro ene kido and konoha. anyways) SO!!! mary can totally play shooters with takane i think the problem is that she can't stop fucking CHEATING and takane doesn't know how to control her. very intense

also yuppers takane is besties with everyone!!! EVERYONE IS BESTIES WITH EVERYONE.

[kissingagrumpygiant]

Well then, because I'm curious and nosy, "how was the divorce?" To any of your ocs with exes 😘

THANK you you get me.

Vlwls's (khizim/shiver/cintera) divorce was lovely. Left half a country side destroyed by evil blood sucking vampires and on fire, homoerotic fights leading to. Things. Questions of morality and attraction. Blood rituals as proposals. They weren't even married to begin with they're just crazy

Elmoak (anton/elmell) divorce was soooooo. They were young dumb and full of u know, and elmell freaked out in orc fashion about duty and honor and decided to run away to fulfil said duty, leave Anton behind, but not before crushing that man's confidence with her meanest of mean girl speeches so he'll hopefully move on from her (he didnt) (they still had a son together she kept from him for 30 years) (Anton is a victim)

Grimnir's divorce from his ex-wife came in the form of accidently(?) killing their kid in the name of hircine then being swooped away into the hunting grounds. Oops. Oopsie. Oh uh! 🏹

Ravis (ravennec/mavis) were a short lived thing (heh) before Rav took a contract assigned about killing mavis bc he believed well if she has a hit on her anyway it might as well come from me, a person she likes. And he stabbed her. Because he's normal and also didn't think she's essentially unkillable now #oopsie

No one knows about them but me but Hedda/Amichai are the only actually married-then-sorta-divorced couple I do have . U know when u gotta start hunting ur dead-demon-wife for sport bc you believe she should be dead in the ground and some demon is wearing her skin but in fact she was just straight up a demon the entire time and u refuse to believe that . And she won't even sign the divorce papers 🙄

[aftokrator-official]

B, C, F, and G to start~?

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

Man, so many! I am very suggestible when it comes to ships and my friends are talented so it is very easy to draw me into things 😂 Some examples off the top of my head, mostly MP100 and World Trigger:

Minori/Mob, which i hadn't really thought about until Mis put it in my head and now they're married with children in my endgame headcanons

Hatori/Minegishi - that one's your fault hehe

KaiKashi

SuwaKaza

ToriHyu

Not from anyone I know personally, but various Pixiv artists and doujinshi sold me on TachiNino

....I feel like at least half of my watori ships are Mis's fault now that I'm thinking about it hahaha

(honorable mention to jinyuu as well, since it was in my mind when I started the series from Mis talking about them - i feel like it's very likely I would have started shipping them independently anyway, bc the dynamic is Very Good, but Mis made it inevitable ksdjfskd)

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

YuuOsa and TachiJin come to mind... I LOVE both as platonic relationships, but I just... don't see Osamu or Tachikawa as someone Yuuma or Jin would be attracted to, respectively? And top Yuuma just isn't it for me. (I do actually own a single OsaYuu doujin... because the art was gorgeous and it had post-body-recovery Yuuma with his missing limbs and eye, which I am always down for, lmao.)

Azuma with his kids, especially Miwa/Koarai/Okudera - I just can't imagine him not being incredibly scrupulous about maintaining healthy boundaries with the teenagers under his care, and the alternate character interpretation of "predatory Azuma" that i've seen in a lot of the azumiwa/etc content is... extremely Not For Me.

It's not a huge ship, and basically nonexistent on the eng side of fandom, but Hyrein/Osamu still baffles me. Like, Osamu-fuckers chase ur bliss, etc, but Hyrein had SO LITTLE to say about Osamu personally compared to other Border agents he fought (Izumi, obviously, but even Miwa and Karasuma) that I just cannot imagine Osamu leaving any impression on him at all, let alone the obsessive villain/hero ship that has apparently spawned more doujins than haiizu no i'm not salty leave me alone

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

HMMM this is a really hard one to quantify since there are some fandoms that I tend to return to periodically, and often have like... one primary fixation but several running in the background that can still Activate me periodically. The longest individual fixations tend to be around 1.5-2 years (Transformers, Star Trek, Promare, and MP100 all reached that point) - but there are comfort fandoms that I circle back to repeatedly that have been in my life for decades (Star Trek and Pokemon are a couple of the major ones, and Ar Tonelico is a more recent example that hasn't quite hit a decade yet but shows no signs of going anywhere). And while MOST of my fic/art consumption and creative output is in Watori right now, I still would say I'm in MP100 fandom to some extent - I still buy shimateru/Claw-centric doujins when I see them, a lot of my friends are still active in the fandom, and I've got shimateru WIPs I hope to circle back to eventually. OTOH I don't really see myself returning to writing for Promare and don't currently have any interest in my older Star Trek WIPs, but I still like to rewatch both of them, I have no intention of selling any of the Promare merch that is in every room of my house, and I still love going to the Trek con in Vegas every couple of years and have some future cosplay plans... And you can still absolutely activate those parts of my brain if you talk to me about the Dominion or Kraylio, hahaha. It's very nebulous but I kind of like it this way! I like still feeling connected to my fandoms even after the intense hyperfixation phase has faded.

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?

I always have one or two Big Fav Ships in any given fandom, but I've always been a multishipper also, so "true" OTPs are a little rarer. I remember Ishihime in Bleach being one of the first non-canon ships I felt pretty strongly about, and disliking Ichihime as a result, but I also liked Ulquihime a lot, so... lmao. The first truly exclusive OTP I can remember might actually be Han'Gerrel/Zaal'Koris from the original Mass Effect trilogy, which was incidentally also the beginning of my shift from primarily-het shipper to primarily-gay shipper hahah.

I think in my mind, something qualifies as an OTP if it's like... the True Ending in my mind, even when I also enjoy other ships. Like- in MP100, Shimazaki and Teru just Are Together, even though I also sometimes enjoy other ships involving them like touishima, shimamine, riteru etc - those other ships just always are "relationship history" or "alternate timeline" in my head, and I never really imagine them long-term in the same way.

[justmilah]

in honor of ur swlkie au, if everyone (ouat chatacters) were supernatural creatures, what do you think they'd be?

Oh gosh! I sadly know a lot less about supernatural creatures than I like, but let's see what I can come up with! I'm trying to more western mythologies just because they're the ones I know the most about. Also if I spent more than a day thinking about these they would probably all change (except for Alice's and Killian's.) and half of them wouldn't be pulled out of my...nose, sorry.

Killian: Selkie. No, wait, hear me out! According to this, 'Male selkies are described as being very handsome in their human form, and having great seductive powers over human women. They typically seek those who are dissatisfied with their lives, such as married women waiting for their fishermen husbands.' And from what I've been able to find, as opposed to being forced into a relationship, they willingly come to a woman seeking them out if they want to.

Regina: I had a thought in my head, but the closest I could come to it in a google search, Onryō, wasn't quite right. (And I don't know enough about Japanese myths to just dive in.) I would think Gorgon for her, very similar with what happened to Medusa. Just cursed because of things that happen to her outside of her control and then using her powers to lash out and destroy at everyone around her even when she doesn't want to. (And then Henry holding up a figurative mirror to her like 'Mom, this is what you're doing, please stop.')

Emma: A Swan Maiden, much for the same reasons why I have Milah as a selkie. (Though very much not my idea and taken from this ask I was sent!)

David: Griffon. Totally. 'Because the lion was traditionally considered the king of the beasts, and the eagle the king of the birds, by the Middle Ages, the griffin was thought to be an especially powerful and majestic creature.'

Snow: A Sphynx. Mostly the Egyptian take, 'seen as benevolent, though with strength as ferocious as that of the Greek version.'

Belle: A sort of dragon! Not a scary one, but one that likes to horde books and knowledge like the treasures they are. And she'd be a small one, kind of unassuming, and people underestimate her until she breathes the flame of witty words at them. (There is also an argument to be made that she could also be a selkie, but that would mean I have three.)

Rumple: Isn't he already sort of a mythological creature? But I guess a Chimera would work well for him. So many parts melded together in a way that shouldn't work but typically does. And I don't know if actual (mythological) Chimeras are at odds with their separate parts, but he often is.

Alice: A unicorn because she is the purest and the bestest and is frikkin magical and I want to protect her at all costs and also she probably likes to spend her afternoons laying under apple trees with her head on Robin's lap and that is so very unicorny.

Okay so I spent an hour wracking my brain (or...staring dumbly at my screen, your pick) trying to figure out what Henry could be and I just can't do it so I'll have to get back to you on that one ;.;

[onmymasa22]

When ur chabad friend gets married and reads the religious sex book with u for the first time.

So ive noticed that my stomach isnt as flat as last year. That could be because last year i took my meds more often and spent more time eating once a day. This year ive eaten more butter, and i havent taken meds a lot so i eat more. Days eating once a day are fewer. Maybe those things have to do with it. And im trying not to judge myself for it. The stomach thats not six pack flat naturally comes with giving myself the food i want. If i want chips and chocolate, i give it chips and chocolate. I snack more with school. Hooefully ill start giving myself better meals. Its all just so hard. Im still working on food, its a battle. Not anorexia wise, but adhd wise. Because i crave the stimulation from chocolate or potato chips or snacks.

Guys dint understand it. I dont want a love that comes from a spanish soap opera. I want love, i dont want psin. I want to be hugged, not hit. Maybe fhats a different girl but thats just not me. With love, im actually soft, much softer than anywhere else. Im the girliest of gorly girks. And i love soft. Thats how i feel taken care of. I want regular talking and loving. I want reaxed and Comfortable and slow. Why do all guys want aggressive. Im aggressive before and after but not during. I do t know, i love the combination of varely touching and super strong deep touch. Maybe thats why people r shomer negiyah. Because i want someone to touch me out of love. Not out of trying to maje the relationship something its not. So it was interesting, but it wasnt right.

Man i just have to share this cuz it gives me the warm fuzzy feeling:

When we left egypt, hashem called us "am segulah"- treasured nation. Rashi says that this is like the precious stones that kings store away. The stones on kings crown for instance are to further the kings honor and glory. But then there's the stones that aren't special because they do anything in particular, they're special to the king on a personal level and therefore sentimental for simply what they are- they are of value just because they exist. The Jew is loved deeply just for existing.

The nicest complement: yah, i remember you, u were the nicest one at the last event

[ofpd]

tyzula megilat ester 🙃

ok so the first thing that people have to understand about this au is that it doesn't actually work. i will go over a couple ways in which it doesn't work but i need ppl to understand that right off the bat .

ty lee is esther, azula is achashverosh (ahasuerus for u english speakers) . of course.

see already this doesn't work. in what society could a woman force another woman to marry her. even if she were the queen. like. apparently this is a universe with arranged marriage and monarchy but not patriarchy? sounds fake but ok we're going with it.

it's vaguely set in the atla world, but like. a different history. the air nomad genocide was still definitely a genocide but in this universe, it got much less close to completely wiping out them out entirely. there are air nomads living around the world, including in the fire nation. and they're definitely, like, marginalized & oppressed in the fire nation, but not at immediate risk of being killed.

one of them is ty lee, of course. another one is aang. he's mordechai in this au.

and haman (booooooo) is ozai i suppose? that doesn't really work wrt to his relationship with azula but let's go with it. like, the thing is, azula is definitely smart but she is able to be manipulated by both ozai (haman (booooo)) and ty lee (esther) so it kind of works?? (not to imply that the way that ty lee manipulates azula is in any way equivalent to the way that ozai maniuplates azula of course).

vashti is mai?? i guess??? sidenote i wonder if anyone has ever written vashti/esther fanfiction. there have been many jews over the course of history it's bound to have happened at some point.

the rest speaks for itself honestlie. azula kicks mai out for not being a doormat. ty lee is chosen to be the new queen bc azula thinks she's really hot but ty lee hides her air nomad identity. aang won't bow to ozai (boooooo) and so ozai (boooooo) decides that genocide is the best option. u know how it is.

wait who are bigtan and teresh . im gonna say chan and ruon-jian bc that is rlly funny.

ok wait the whole thing with haman (boooooo) getting sort of tricked into honoring mordechai... that works so well for ozai and aang actually. like ozai's pride in assuming he's the one that azula wants to honor + how humiliating he'd find it to honor aang instead. yeas.

ty lee doesn't want to stand up for her people, but aang convinces her <3 she eventually invites azula and ozai to those banquets and reveals her identity and azula is like "omg nooo ur so hot i can't kill u or ur family :((" and so all is saved. l'nevadei ha'avir haya ora v'simcha v'sason v'yikar etc etc etc.

again this whole azula having power over ozai in any way makes no sense but we're going with it okay!!

and We Don't Talk About Chapter Nine . in general but also it would like. ruin the story if it were air nomads doing it lol

the end :)

[theaviskullguy]

Can We please have some Aviskull headcannons 🙏🙏 i don't see aviskull shipers a lot so

Also ur kins are so swag. I kin Agent 8 / Hachi and our little silly skrunkly emperor.

1, aw, thank you for the kin compliment!!!

2, I GOTCHU FAM

(also feel free to ask for coroika headcanons!!! I will always respond!!!)

-VERY affectionate with each other. In public it's a bit more subdued like... holding hands or an affectionate headbutt when Skull doesn't wanna risk a quick slip of the mask for a kiss. And in private they are like. Almost always touching. Hand holding, hugs from behind... it's cute.

-Avi is an enabler for Skull's sweet tooth. He knows how to make so many pastries and shit, it's amazing. Skull will help or hug Avi from behind while he's baking.

-They were friends since like. At least preschool, before getting together a few years after starting turf war

-ALTERNATIVELY

-They wanted to have a wedding as really young kids and their parents were enablers to their romantic shenanigans and gave them a lil mock wedding. But they didn't know there could be two husbands so Skull decided he wanted to be the wife. They've been together ever since. When someone asks "when's the wedding" Avi just says "we had one when we were 4"

-They do have an actual wedding. Skull still wants to be referred to as the wife as he prefers feminine titles over masculine ones but still uses he/him pronouns

-This makes Avi the "I LOVE MY WIFE" guy of coroika despite being in a mlm relationship

-Skull needs a prosthetic leg and he uses the type where he rests his leg stump in it and when he's not wearing it, Avi just. loves kissing his stump.

-theyre soulmates your honor.

-Due to Skull and Avi being married this makes Avi an honorary member of the S4 as a sub-in. If you include Rider that... makes it the S6 now.

-They're affectionately referred to as "Mom and Dad" respectively by the other S5.

-A lot of candy/dessert themed pet names like sweetie, cupcake, cookie... Skull's called Avi his Macaron, once

-BUT also a lot of traditional pet-names are used. "Dearest" and "Beloved" are big ones for them.

-Avi will sometimes call Skull his Bunny, due to Skull's favorite animals being bunnies

-Avi will press kisses to Skull's mask. its cute

-Other favorite places on Skull that Avi loves to kiss is his leg stump, cheek, anywhere on his hands, or his forehead.

-Skull loves kissing Avi's wrist, back of hand, top of his head, and also his forehead

-Inkopolis's power couple. Other than Empergloves cause yknow. Empergloves. But still

-Can just, tell when the other is feeling down.

-Avi knows how to swing dance and Skull can ballroom dance. They often combine these and dance to romantic songs that are not traditionally used for Swing or Classical dancing. Steal The Light by The Cat Empire is a good one

-Skull can do archery so Avi calls him Cupid or Eros sometimes. Depends on how cute he's being. In return Skull calls Avi his Psyche. If you know that myth im kissing you on the lips right now. /p

im stopping myself here or ill go on forever

[flat-as-a-board]

hi okay so u seem to be pretty confidant in being a lesbian and i am Not

so i’m like 99.999999999999999% sure i’m a lesbian, BUT there are some guys that i’m just like :DDDD 🥰🥰 u know?? like i wanna settle down w them and get married n stuff and live out the rest of our lives together… so those r decidedly Not Lesbian Thoughts

tho like ANY guy isn’t attractive to me, it’s just Some guys, and i talked to my sibling (who is a lesbian) and she was all “well, that’s probably comphet or just a desire for deep friendship” but w these guys (who are FAR AND FEW BETWEEN) it’s not friendly at all, it’s romantic! anyways that’s just my issue and please, please don’t feel any pressure to answer this ask if you don’t feel like it, i just wanted to tell someone and maybe get advice <3

aww , first off im so honored ur asking me lol thats so sweet <3 also i kinda wrote u an Entire Trilogy so . i put it under the cut tee hee

but Full Disclosure i am not a Lesbian Oracle & i can't tell you whether or not you're a lesbian, that's just something you have to figure out in your own time. but just so you know, there's absolutely no rush to finding your label. there's nothing wrong with trying different ones out until you find one you're comfortable with, & if you don't feel like it, you don't even have to use a label at all!

it really depends on the men you like & in what way you like them. for me personally, i went through pretty much Every Single Label before i figured out i was a lesbian. there were Sometimes men i thought i was attracted to, but turns out it was either comphet or me having No Idea What Romantic Attraction Actually Was. & that may or may not be the case for you!

i'm sure you already know this from your Lesbian Sibling, but if your crushes are exclusively for celebrities/fictional characters/otherwise Unattainable, Unrealistic Men, its very possible it's just comphet! i don't experience comphet super super often, but many many many lesbians do. if you're getting those Romantic Warm Fuzzies about real, Attainable men you Actually Know, then it might be different!

most of the reason why i thought i wasnt a lesbian is because of the "crushes" i had on some boys at my school. the first one i stopped liking Instantly when my friend said he liked me. the second one was the same situation. the third one i stopped liking because he asked me out & even though i said yes & we were dating for all of two weeks, i felt repulsed and incredibly uncomfortable the second it turned Actually Romantic, which is what i thought i wanted.

the way i started figuring out that it wasn't really romantic attraction was by imagining the boys i thought i had a crush on in an objectively very romantic situation. for example, me & Boy Classmate #18 at a candle lit dinner kissing & making out & all that. just writing that made me uncomfortable, which tells me i'm not romantically attracted to Boy Classmate #18.

however! not every lesbian feels the same way about men! some are Repulsed like me, & some are just indifferent. plenty of people find out they're lesbians well into adulthood & after being in relationships with men. i'd recommend talking to Lesbian Sibling about how she feels towards the people she's attracted to, and seeing whether that's how you feel toward these men! might not be foolproof, i'm not an expert of course, i'm just thinking about what could've helped me when i was figuring it out.

i don't know the specifics of your situation or who you are as a person or what your attraction feels like so i'm mostly just sharing my Lesbian Experience in hopes that it'll help you realize whether or not you could be a lesbian. you could be lesbian, you could be omni, you could be poly, you could be bi ... all of which are equally Valid And Gnarly identities!

i have no idea if any of this was useful or even made sense, but i hope my Autobiography could help you in some way. but again, there's absolutely no pressure to figure out exactly who you are. that's something you do on your time, in your own way, & only if you want to.

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

im increasingly getting more and more worried about how the erins treat their female characters. they treat a good majority of important female cats like absolute trash, and the ones that aren't story relevant are just baby machines. Daisy could have had so much potential, but they threw her in there as a nursery lockdown queen. How many times has Background She-Cat Number 5 Billion had a litter, only for those characters to have One (1) piece of dialogue w the main character, then die off screen, only for their offspring to continue that cycle.

How they treat Squirrelflight is absolutely horrible and concerning? Like fuck me, barbra, yes they're fictional fucking cats but holy shit the abuse that Squirrel goes through and NONE OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS REALIZE IT is just shocking! They see BrambleSquirrel arguing for the third time that week and go "oh such a sweet and adoring couple". The erins just absolutely HAD to have their dumb romeo and Juliet ploy w antag's son and protag's daughter so goddamn bad, that they didn't take into consideration that maybe the antag's son, who was primarily raised around oppression and just being an awful person, plus the grooming Tigerstar 1 did with his children-- was most likely going to be a toxic pos.

Call me out for being stereotypical or whatever, but they would have been so much better letting Squirrel choose someone else instead of forcing the narrative around a toxic couple w power imbalance all the time. Wasn't Bramble already a fully grown warrior when Squirrel was born?? And no one found it concerning? We are up in arms about Dustpelt and Fern-face (cloud??? dont remember her name hdidhsjdhd), but I am looking at BrambleSquirrel who's just as bad. We have already watched Moonkitti's video, and it actually genuinely helped me out of a toxic situation because I realized the red flags with a now former friend, so I don't need to explain too much on BrambleSquirrel. Nothing that we ain't haven't already talked about.

Plus the shit she's going through as of right now? Please, Erins. Just let her go. I'm putting her into a purrito blanket and no one can have her until y'all learn to be NICE. There could have been so many other choices for her, why'd you have to choose the bastard?

Plus the message this is going to send to the kids that may read these books? "Oh, ur a girl? haha sucks to be you, guess you'll be a baby machine OR get tortured by an ex! :)". Like THAT is the message you want to send to kids?? You wanted to have Squirrel almost sent to the DF because she told a lie that would have protected the lives of three innocent kits, but then let fucking murderous asshole incel Ashfur into Starclan??

"Oh he loved too much!!!! that justifys attempted murder!!!! :] but you protecting some kids from a life of unjust oppression and subjectment is HORRIBLE!! >:[" yellowfang please check yourself and get out of whatever relationship you're in. raggedstar is not a good person, if i remember correctly. It's very possible you're being manipulated as well.

i ended up rambling too much, but that's okay. i think. idk. I just,,, i have very strong emotions about how they treat the female characters fheihskdbskdn

exactly, i am very concerned with the writers’ morals and their safety like

y’all think this is okay?

are y’all okay?

did someone hurt you

especially kate who says bramblestar could never abuse squirrelflight because he’s too “honorable” and has said she’d marry bramblestar if she could marry a clan cat, and she’s the one that wrote squirrelflight’s hope

like is she okay is this a cry for help

[just-some-random-blogger]

good morning, angel! do you already know who's it? it's modern!daemon nonnie! and your fan #0 and your honorary sibling! sending you a love letter every day so you can have a lovely day <з i've started my day with your letter again but didn't have an opportunity to answer it earlier( so it's (almost) night. as usual. you can bite my cheeks off if you want, they're too big anyway. and this just proves you're a sweet little kitten) i'm so honored to have a special place in your heart!! even for a name. 'give me a break i am not all knowing' SORRY my big brained sister TT i can give you a break from my asks if you want so... let me know if you need a break. or just ignore me. no better tell me to fuck off i can't stand being ignored. and you're not a meanie!! like not completely. maybe the littlest littlest bit. but it's ok. you're not an actual meanie. i'm not trying to insult you or anything i just don't know how to explain it TT no but really. everything's good. you're a cutie. 'you would have never guessed that' yes i've never thought about you studying music. it sounds really interesting! and ANY part is the part you can and should plug in your youtube channel!! 'suddenly i cant read' ok maybe i can't read too so i won't read.. something.. maybe... 'i will never let go first' hope IT's a promise at least TT 'I ALWAYS GET MY GUESSES FOR MY INTERNET FRIENDS RIGHT' well done but i did gave you some hints 'i hope i warm you from my side of the screen' yo do TT thank you TT bc it's actually -44° C outside.. you know it's not so warm... 'i dont think ur useless' thanks ig TT love you too<з 'i wont make them have a wedding just to spite you' you said you LOVED me and you lied again TT you're mean. mean to me and my poor heart. 'aemond would 100% try to keep that professional barrier' ooh poor baby he's too good for this dirty world 'i dont imagine yn as valyrian' i said 'valyrian' bc they only had a valyrian wedding and not the official one that makes them actually married in our world. so she's only his wife by valyrian standarts. 'im scared you’ll trick my baby bro' i still don't have siblings but i feel and for you not making any promises i'll gladly watch you writing 10 parts for the modern!daemon fic. you WILL put all the pieces back together i NEED you to put them back together! i'm still too young to have a broken heart for the rest of my life. like younger than you TT or i'll need to die earlier. you choose. my life depends on you. remember. make a wise choice. no but really. ok you can mess up with my heart. and i TRUST you, i believe you'll make it worthy bc i LOVE you. and you seem to not love me back TT and as a person who started watching doctor who from the 11th (yeah matt) doctor i'm just.. girl... look at him again... 'doctor who's too good for this world... it was my childhood crush but it is actually awesome. have a nice day/evening!! still love you <з

BESTIE HAHAHHHAHAHAHAH MY #0 FAN???? HAHAHAHAHAH WTF HAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HELLO MY LOVE GOOD MORNING!!!! HAHAHHAHA

LOVE LETTER TIME

OK I JUST HAVE TO SAY AGAIN #0 FAN ASFGHAS;FHAS;FHASHFASHF THAT'S SO FUNNY IS IT COS SOMEONE SAID THEY WERE #1 YOU DECIDED TO ONE UP THEM HAHAHHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY AND CUTE AND ANNOYINGLY ENDEARING HAHAHAHAAHAHAHH

yes yes my honorary sibling good morn i start my day with your letters and im luv u for it <3 its alright if you didn't get to answer my ask earlier but i am genuinely concerned your shaving off time from your sleep to respond to me ///: i think NOT slay i think boo tomato tomato tomato ):<

i will bite your cheeks off GRRR also ///: nothing is 'too big' there is a reason why something is the way it is i will CHEW YOUR HEAD OFF GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

you 100% have a special place in my heart <3 id have given you a more creative name but T_T RIP IM NOT THAT CREATIVE WITH NAMING THINGS HAHAHAHAHH

'give me a break i am not all knowing' SORRY my big brained sister TT i can give you a break from my asks if you want so... let me know if you need a break. or just ignore me. no better tell me to fuck off i can't stand being ignored.

[BREATHES FIRE] what tHE HECK IM NOT TIRED OF YOU WTF IS THAT IM SO MAD THAT YOU THINK THAT AND JUST SELF DESTRUCTED ON YOURSELF 😡😡😡 you dont have to apologize for that either. sorry is only meant for instances that you actually did something wrong and offended someone ///: and you have not done that ///: so YOU NEED TO STOP APOLOGIZING. why would i tell you to fuck off? please T_T dont let yourself to succumb to this mindset T_T trust me, trust me, trust me, if i didnt want to respond to you, i wouldnt have EVER put as much effort as i do in responding to you ///: girl. that's some clown shit right there. you mean to tell me in the times i said i love you to you you thought i was lying T_T LISTEN TO ME I WANT TO REPLY TO YOU

please the fact you think i dont want to makes me not want to T_T im so sad you think that T_T [i already know you're going to hyperfixate on this pls don't just take a deep breath and give yourself more credit if my love letters make you happy then you should acknowledge that yours make me happy. it's only fair]

and you're not a meanie!! like not completely. maybe the littlest littlest bit. but it's ok. you're not an actual meanie. i'm not trying to insult you or anything i just don't know how to explain it TT no but really. everything's good. you're a cutie.

IM A MINUTE MEANIE T_T I ACCEPT HAHAHHHAHAHHAH i get it it be like that. a cutie meanie RIP AAHHAHHAHAHAHH

'you would have never guessed that' yes i've never thought about you studying music. it sounds really interesting! and ANY part is the part you can and should plug in your youtube channel!!

lol HAAH i love music i want to change the world with music 😎 because music changed my world. ive actually been wanting to make some of my fic ideas into songs but im so much better at writing fics that producing songs atm so its kinda discouraging lol but im working on it!! i'll give you my yt link once i post another cover again (i havent in almost a year RIPPPPPPP im so fixated on making fics here AHAHAH)

'suddenly i cant read' ok maybe i can't read too so i won't read.. something.. maybe...

did you just threaten not to read the p3? HAHAHAHAH that's fine threats like this wont work on me because i know at least one person will read p3 and as sad as it is it wont be you im not threatened at all AHHAHAHHAHAHAahh

'i will never let go first' hope IT's a promise at least TT

i promise

I ALWAYS GET MY GUESSES FOR MY INTERNET FRIENDS RIGHT' well done but i did gave you some hints

🤨🤨🤨🤨 you think people without big brains could get hints i think not

'i hope i warm you from my side of the screen' yo do TT thank you TT bc it's actually -44° C outside.. you know it's not so warm...

HAHAHAHHAAH I WOULD DIE IF I WENT TO YOU IT SEEMS i have an electric fan open at night and feel so cold because of it

'i dont think ur useless' thanks ig TT love you too<з

): not the thanks ig

'i wont make them have a wedding just to spite you' you said you LOVED me and you lied again TT you're mean. mean to me and my poor heart.

yOU TRULY ARE TRHE ONLY CHILD part of having a sibling is annoying them endlessly ((((: now you know

'aemond would 100% try to keep that professional barrier' ooh poor baby he's too good for this dirty world

soooo true aemond my love T_T

'i dont imagine yn as valyrian' i said 'valyrian' bc they only had a valyrian wedding and not the official one that makes them actually married in our world. so she's only his wife by valyrian standarts.

ahhh i see yess yes this is true hihihihihihi

'im scared you’ll trick my baby bro' i still don't have siblings but i feel and for you not making any promises i'll gladly watch you writing 10 parts for the modern!daemon fic.

😩😩😩 not making promises AHHHAHHAHAHH i am not in the business of making promises i cannot keep so. HAHAHA im glad you'd read my 10 parts (if i ever make them LOLOL)

you WILL put all the pieces back together i NEED you to put them back together! i'm still too young to have a broken heart for the rest of my life. like younger than you TT or i'll need to die earlier. you choose. my life depends on you. remember. make a wise choice.

no promises fr lol. idk sometimes it things happen and it doesn't turn out the way you planned so. HAHAHAH ur so dramatic for 'im still too young to have a broken heart' AHHAHAAHA makes me want to stomp on it harder AHHAHAHAH i figured youre younger than me. you will not die earlier please dont joke about things like that. i will protect your heart always but not from my works AHHHAHHAH

no but really. ok you can mess up with my heart. and i TRUST you, i believe you'll make it worthy bc i LOVE you. and you seem to not love me back TT

im honored to have the 'u can mess with my heart' pass. i am humbled to have your trust. i lovE YOU TOO!!! WHAT PART OF THIS SHOWS YOU I DONT LOVE YOU IM JUST A CUTIE MEANIE REMEMBER !!!!!

and as a person who started watching doctor who from the 11th (yeah matt) doctor i'm just.. girl... look at him again... 'doctor who's too good for this world... it was my childhood crush but it is actually awesome. have a nice day/evening!! still love you <з

T_T ALL THESE PEOPLE TRYNA CONVINCE ME TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO YALL REALLY DONT CARE ABOUT MY MENTAL STABILITY HUH GOOD GRAVY WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH IT AND MAKE 100000 DOCTOR WHO FANFICS NOTHING WILL STOP ME FUCK OFF IM GOING TO SNAP AND GO INSANE FOR REALLLLL T_T

matt smith is also my crush/boyfriend/husband <3

i love youuuu <3

xxx