#they're crazy

[lelio]

Less than 24 hours until they hit the Pentagon

[janesurlife]

"It has merit to have given back Brazil's position. It says a lot about Lando as a driver and as a person, no matter how much he is criticized, the guy continues to live up to being a gentleman on and off the track"

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Yamato : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Kakashi : It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Naruto : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Sai : My will to live, I haven't seen this in years.

Sakura : I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Sasuke : Mental stability, my old friend!

Yamato : Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

[0nlyhere4phil]

i don't think i'll ever be unphased by dan and phils bullshit. i'm forced to live a life where i am constantly phased by dan and phil

[technicallydelightfulpenguin]

Proshitters: ANTIS ARE THE PROBLEM!!!

Also Proshitters:*harasses someone because of a sincerious truth*.

I just wanted to make a satire, it's so hard for them to understand.

[angelnbmar]

nah because yuji form sukuna and megumi form sukuna are twins and i refuse to take criticism for this

college athletes sukuna forms!megumi & yuuji x nerdy reader DISCLAIMERS : whole lot of cursing, suggestive scenarios & flirting.

"You just had to give me that pass, Aniki. These amateurs don't know what they're fucking doing."

Yuuji had a loose tongue after a bad game, one that could never keep the two out of trouble with their coach. Despite the talent he has, the boy was always whining to his twin brother about every little detail of each quarter in the lockerooms.

"Watch your mouth."

Megumi would hiss at him, hands pushing his borther away from his personal space. It was agitating him how much the duo kept getting into discourse over the smallest of things.

"Coach told us to distribute the ball - to pass the ball to everyone else, it's not my fault that they don't know what they're doing. Now fix that fuckin' attitude."

Despite all the head butting and cursing they'd throw at each other, they'd watch each other's backs and take care of one another. Yuuji was starting to let his GPA go lower each month and Megumi was ready to kick his head in for acting so arrogant and cocky thinking that he'd stay on the team with the grades he was getting but instead he reaches out to you.

The tutor from the History Deparment.

You were the only one who really knew what the professors expected from students. You were observant, attentive, very meticulous with your work which is why you were tutoring other students after hours and get paid for it.

You became their saving grace. Once he had your number, he didn't hesitate to call and explain the situation.

"He's arrogant and incompetent but please, you are my last -"

"Don't finish that sentence, just bring him to the south dorms. We'll meet in the common area, yeah? Be sure that he at least brings a pencil."

You've heard of the twins once before from the students you've been tutoring, not that you've actually seen them before - till that night.

You sat down as the two walked over, their steps would slow down halfway, as you organized your books on the table you caught both of them staring for a good minute "I don't have all night for this." You'd whisper to yourself, turning your head over to the duo.

Both were broad and taller than most, considering the sport they played, you expected nothing less. As your eyes met with theirs, they cleared their throats and walking a lot faster toward the table.

Once seated, Megumi, the one you spoke to and looked the most put together shoved his younger brother's head down to follow his own to both introduce themselves and apologize "We're sorry-"

"No we're not."

The youngest would interrupt him, swatting away Megumi's hand "You're single, right? I've seen you around, you're just my type."

You could only look at the two and chuckle at his attempt at flirting but it didn't hurt to follow his little game and so "You have a test and a project coming up, don't you? Let's start there."

Yuuji's smile got bigger and throughout the three hours of making him understand the material it never faded, not once. All the while Megumi kept sparing you some glances as he did his own project, you could see his notes from where you were seated.

They were neat and his handwriting was so much more cohesive than his brother's but Yuuji had his own charm. Being so forward and not afraid to express himself wasn't something you could ignore.

The common room had emptied itself out before you could notice and all three of you had an empty stomach, the grumbling coming from each was enough proof.

"Now that we made some progress, can we pay your services with some dinner? You down for ramen?" Megumi suggested, leaning towards you just a tad before he stood up to take a big stretch.

"Only if you're buying, I gave out my allowance yesterday.." Yuuji pouts, leaning back towards his seat, Megumi flicking his forehead accordingly.

"Idiot.."

Your eyes were stuck on them while your hands closed the books just to have them organized. You couldn't look away - similar tattoos, the slight difference in hairstyle, their demeanor - each little detail of the two had you stuck like a magnet and ultimately you agreed to dinner.

A couple of weeks pass and rumors got to spread around campus suggesting that you were a slut, being seen with the twins for all this time made you their little sex slave but it's not something you paid much attention to since it had happened before.

"What the fuck is this?"

Megumi would be the first to find out about the rumor as the word slut and sex slave were written in black and red on your dorm door, visibly angry at the stupidities one would go to to sabotage someone he's considered special.

"Ah, don't worry about it, it's nothing." You shrug it off while unlocking the vandalized door, he'd stop you mid way leaning against the frame while turning you to face him.

"To me it's not."

He was close, your hand would lay down on his chest to see if it calmed him down like it did Yuuji but to not avail "Megs.. I'll report it to the RA and call it a day, yeah?" You'd tell him softly, your heart beating a lot faster than normal. He'd get closer, whispering "That's not enough.." his free hand wrapping itself around your waist to bring you even closer to him.

"Aniki.."

Megumi would pull away from you to reveal Yuuji standing in the middle of the halway, making your eyes widen "Yuuji.. This isn't.." You stammered, pushing the eldest away “This isn’t what I think it is, right? Is that what she’s trying to say, Aniki?” Megumi looks over at his brother, scoffing lightly.

"And if it is? What the fuck are you gonna do about it?"

[lukatchm]

The more i learn about Luka trade the more i hate the mavericks. Okay, you hate Luka. You don't want him. But stop make a smear campaign against him. Stop telling the media, journalist, and all of people that Luka is the problem, draw him as he is the bad guy here while Luka only responds with "i love the mavs" "i thought i'm gonna spend my whole career here" "i love the fans i love the city". You guys can shut up!

[coolguyalert69420]

when will it be time for me to yap about the similarities between the monkees and big time rush SIGH

[maibearcore]

I'm just here thinking about these two characters, one of which is a part-time witch & goddess (she is to me idc about others) who kills horrible people and takes revenge, and another character who is a soldier in love, who I absolutely love, meanwhile the said character has snapped and is going on a killing rampage (wat a king tbh).

Gray characters who go batshit crazy and cross the "line" to get justice and revenge, hunting perpetrators, is what I want (absolute legends)(like pls date me! marry me! ruin me!!). This is my fictional standard because obv not real cause u know 🙂 legal reasons.

The characters are: Bulbbul from Bulbbul (2020) & Captian Amrit Rathod from Kill (2023/2024), incase anyone sees this and wants to know. I am a fan after all so...

[justar1z]

I like little moments like these between me and @cinnabundolly12

[eversea143]

You know what irks me the most about the MC movie?

How downright obvious it is that this is going to fail.

The background style looks so AI-generated it might as well be. The actors are not at all fitting in, I doubt any of them have even played Minecraft! The rendering of the models is just... *shudder* too much of an attempt at realism, like all those videos from that short hype of 'this is how Minecraft would look like in real life'.

This is meant to be a dedication to the game. This is meant to embody the community. This is meant to honor Minecraft!

THEY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT?!?!

I feel insulted! I feel disrespected! I feel belittled by a studio that's supposed to be BETTER THAN THIS!!!

I'm not watching this even if it was aired for free. Those who will, I respect your bravery.

(Point me at whoever decided this was the good idea, I'll have their heads.)

[leojurand]

i love nicholas and tobie's dynamic in house of niccolò so much... not friends not colleagues not family but something else that is also all of that put together. tobie starting the series being so fascinated by nicholas and studying him under microscope, then babysitter, then reluctant companion. always his doctor. probably knows nicholas better than anyone in the company. kathi says "but you two are friends!" and nicholas and tobie just glance at each other... tobie despises gelis for the things she does to nicholas, and tries to comfort nicholas when he's in physical and emotional pain, complaints about and is more horrified than most when it comes to nicholas's schemes. and at the end, inevitably, tobie loves him... indefinable platonic relationship of all time

[shikai-the-storyteller]

My boss: Oh, are you listening to anything fun?

Me, with a FitMC stream in my ear and everyone saying the craziest thing about Hideduo: You could say that.

[frogsare-friends]

if you think jeremiah cheated on belly in book 3 even though they were explicitly broken up, you can't say belly didn't cheat on jeremiah with conrad in season 1 bc "they weren't together". they were sure as hell more together than when they were broken up. and if you pull the "it doesn't have to be cheating for it to be shitty/for it to hurt belly" (which is true), then that means jeremiah had every right to be upset about belly and conrad kissing even if it wasn't cheating

[dreamteamemojis]

sapnap: punz why do you think the dsmp failed? punz: because q made a more successful server.

sapnap: okay but factually its not more successful.

[hellcheerficdatabase]

smile like a razor's edge

Author: LittleMarySunshine

Rating/Warning: Explicit, referenced past child ab*se, SA, m*rder, violence, like VIOLENCE

Chapter Count: 3/3

Description:

Eddie Munson is a smooth-talking Southern gentleman. He also happens to be a prolific murderer.

Chrissy Cunningham is eighteen years old and the apple of everybody's eye. She also happens to be a fucking lunatic, she's just really good at hiding it.

Boy meets girl.

Tags: Alternate Universe- no vecna, dark, DARKKK, Serial Killer!Eddie, Dark!Chrissy, crazy people in love, angst, smut, fuck the foster system, literally read at your own risk, Eddie is taken with Chrissy, they're crazy, in love!, but also just crazy, alternating POV, multiple chapters, status: completed