#they're a bonded pair

[canisalbus]

u dont have to respond to this but i find it both amusing and heartwarming to see people put vasco and machete together in every conceivable way. bread and napkin... fish.... gay renaissance dogs.... gay millennial dogs..... they would find each other in every universe and that makes me so happy lol

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[cinnabons-treasure-trove]

Cat Arthur: [sees Merlin sleeping]

Cat Merlin: [napping on a cushion Morgana bought for him]

Cat Arthur: "You know, you never used to sleep this much when we were humans." [Nudges Merlin with his snout, whiskers twitching]

Cat Merlin: [yawning, one eye open] "That's because I don't have to run after you cleaning your royal mess. Now let me sleep, this cushion needs my attention." [Closes eye, ready to sleep again]

Cat Arthur: [miffed at his mate beginning to ignore him, before climbing and laying on top of the black cat]

Cat Merlin: [sighing] "Seriously Arthur?"

Cat Arthur: [growls, roughly licking Merlin's ears and head in typical prattish response]

[glass-trash-bab]

*old southern man voice* nothing quite like the bond between a boy and his dog

@intothebutterflyburrow

[gruesomejack]

Thinking about Vi and Charlie both turning to self sabotage after they separate

Charlie locking himself in his garage and leaving the car running and Vi breaking his sobriety and raiding Nick's room for all his pills

They uh,,, might be a little too codependent but it's FINE IT'S OKAY as long as you don't try to separate them

[cubbihue]

What would Peri’s power level be if he didn’t have his inhibitor/stabilizer wand and just went apeshit?

While Cosmo deals with too much magic in his body, Peri suffers from a slightly different issue. Cosmo has the greatest amount of magic in Fairy World. Peri is incapable of regulating his magic.

Peri cannot, not then as a child and not now in the present, control his magic. Without his inhibitor, he can easily destroy an entire realm- just as he nearly destroyed Earth as a baby. This fact has not changed, although it is less plausible today than back then.

Peri's taken extra measures in the present-day to ensure it cannot happen.

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[meirimerens]

it's been a while I carry still

I do believe I always will

inside and out something that happened, or that might have happened, or that I dreamt, or that was dreamt to me, or that was dreamt of me, or that was torn from the page, or that will happen in another story

[theminecraftbee]

hm. the final two being scott and cleo. at some point i need to like, properly write an analysis post about scott and cleo and the ways that they like... so the thing is that even since third life the two of them have always kind of fallen back and leaned on each other. widow's alliance to gaslight gatekeep girlboss to chosen soulmates to technically being on different teams from then on but were they really. to "we can't team up again we're too good" in secret life to "he's kind of like your bdubs" in that same series when cleo just sort of assumed they were on the same side anyway (by the way STILL an insane way to put that etho). to teaming up again this time to being the final two to laughing and having fun until the end until a zombie kills scott (like a zombie helped scott kill ren) until cleo doesn't have to be the one to make the final blow. to the "we always do this we always gravitate to each other".

the thing is that it's not so much that they're soulmates, exactly (it's kind of a defining thing about them that they aren't), or that they're one of those star-crossed pairs the life series keeps producing (they don't shape each other, not really). it's that they're both, in the end, always there. a stable pair, a lighthouse and a ship in a storm. the thing that makes them different from so many duos is that there isn't really conflict, not really; they know the shape of one another. their first alliance will often be someone else; their first alliance is also to each other, no matter what they say.

so of course they laughed as they fought in the end.

it was them. it was never really a fight in the first place.

[waitineedaname]

not romantic or platonic but a secret third thing (bonded pair)

[nightowl343]

Cat tax

As always, best way to meet new folks is to send them cat photos. Works every single time.

[yourfavesaysfag]

Billy Loomis and Stu Macher from Scream (1996) say fag!

[harrowscore]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

[read-write-thrive]

how much would I need to fuck with Niko and Monty’s genders to ship them

[cinnabons-treasure-trove]

Werewolf Arthur: [licking Merlin's scent gland]

Werecat Merlin: [purring happily]

Werewolf Arthur: Are you sure you want this Merlin? I can wait.

Merlin wraps his legs round Arthur's waist, grinding up against the muscular body of his chosen werewolf, mating between their kind were rare as werecats and werewolves usually don't mix together.

Werecat Merlin: [nuzzling Arthur's face] No more waiting, I want this, I need it. Only you can complete me. [Breathing in Arthur's musk] Mmmm, only you I will accept.

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[plumbus-central]

needy

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

Honestly, shout out to whatever the hiring process is in the Compound that they looked at 2 of Britain's most autistic dorks and went "Hmm yes, those two need to be bound together for the rest of their lives" and damn, ya know?

They were correct

10/10, no notes, godspeed 🫡🫡🫡

[sparrowseagles]

writing my sweet, light-hearted Joplittle fic, no tuunbaq au :) but also I made Edward lose most of his hand in the first couple lines bc yeah. that boy has to suffer, sorry. something something Edward feeling incompetent and the loss of the limb being a constant reminder and additional physical impediment. something something finding his solace in accepting not being in control of everything and regaining confidence through rehabilitation? and Jopson is the only one who sees this internal turmoil and cares to help him through it ??? and kissing ensues perchance? idk