#they will be the only gay in this village
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I know the headcanon is that Jan has been around, but what if he hasn't? What if he was the different one, the only gay in the village, who didn't know what to do with girls or how to ask a boy to kiss him. What if he fell in love with Bojan, but nothing ever happened, because Jan wasn't sure if he was just flirting (and even if he wasn't he still wouldn't know what to do with him)?
What if it was Nace who's been around? Travelling on cruise ships, playing with different musicians, open-minded and experienced, and most importantly accepted himself. What if Nace was the one who actually saw Jan? What if he was the one who taught Jan how it feels to be manhandled and how to touch a man, and that's why Jan has these huge heart eyes for him?
I'd love to know what their first time was like.
Darling, I'm in love with this concept.
Jan's decade-long unrequited thing for Bojan because his little singer symbolises everything he thinks he wants but will never be brave enough to ask for. Jan burying himself in his music because it's the closest thing he thinks he deserves to intimacy. Jan trying to find himself alone because there has never been anyone else like him to show him who he could be.
Meeting Nace.
Nace who is quiet and wild in equal measure, hypersexual but never without respect and fun. Nace who is unashamedly queer and makes a point of never letting young people feel how he felt as not a normal kid. Nace who recognises that it's exactly because of all the brutality in the world that it's a moral obligation to be hedonistic at any available opportunity. Nace who sees exactly who Jan is the first time they meet, but it takes until the second meeting for Jan to realise he's been seen.
Nace who opened up whole new worlds for Jan (and even made him tea and pet his cat afterwards).
Jan who finally realises what happiness is supposed to feel like.
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Just to clarify Beakley and Duckworth are both homosexuals and that is part of their rivalry
#they will be the only gay in this village#jkjk#anyone who enters mcduck manor is at least a little fruity#it’s a requirement#but also I need an entire series where they just insult eachother#brutally#and the house is in utter chaos but they still take the time to dragggg the other#like the season 1 finale#where duckworth literally said there’s no hope y’all fucked#and Beakley still felt the need to be like he’s from hell#literal hell#I hate him#like verge of destruction and they still want the other to know they hatred can outlast any apocalypse#bentina beakley#Duckworth#mcduck manor
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rate my playlist
#I can’t be the only one to think of this#Ymca#village people#chappell roan#hot to go#gay music#spotify#new music#music playlist#music#red wine supernova#good luck babe#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtq community#lgbtqia#queer#queer music#Pride#pride month#happy pride 🌈
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Niamh Wilson as bitchy theater gay thespian Lydia ↳ Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies
#grease rise of the pink ladies#grease rotpl#rise of the pink ladies#rotpl#lydia rotpl#niamh wilson#known thespian 'i've studied your gait' lydia#i think i need a gif tag#i love her. i do not understand why i love her as much as i do but I Do.#lydia spitting on her classmates: Peasants.#me with hearts in my eyes and my head in my hands: total plebs ur so right queen#she's such a pretentious theater kid which is objectively the worst kind of theater kid#but i love her!!!#can't wait for her to go to new york to pursue a career on broadway only to end up doing beat poetry in the village instead#lydia with her gay lil berets and gay lil scarfs >>>#floyd's little laugh when she calls the rest of them peasants <3
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"Eiden and his companions accidentally run their carriage into two yokai wearing "maid costumes". To take responsibility and make amends, they set off to check out a maid café located in the forest—"
Girl that's just kuya and yakumo on their way back from the island
Wait ,no. Forest...
Girl that's just kuya and garu out for a walk
#these arw the best contrived circumstances for an event setup ever#im so happy#the ears and tails are gonna be posable movable and usable#uGh the yokai are creating maid cafe industries in the forest i AM liVING#the trio from mirage of scales got their outfits confiscated by the villagers and they had to go home naked#heuehhehehheheehheh#nah u know kuya wouldnt let the public see his nakie body#he'd illusionise some clothes onto himself if necessary#but for my own amusement#i will imagine them all having to wear the only thing eiden carries on him at all times#EMERGENCY MAID OUTFITS#so they all wear maid outfits on the boat ride back to land. staring contemplatively at the sea ahead#their frills ruffling in the wind.....#on another day#kuya and garu go out for a walk#and they're in maid outfits because i said so#and eiden runs them over in his gay little carriage#because this is all just a plot for kuya to embarrass rei#wait that doesnt make sense. NOTHING can embarrass rei#what was the point of me making this post??? my circumstances are not contriving very well#i just want to imagine everyone casually strolling in their maid outfits#before they suddenly get isekai-d by a carriage full of gays#what is the event called...#sweet heart attack#?#i gotta separate the sweet and heart right? do i gotta put the heart in there too? how do i type the heart...#♡#aha!#sweet♡heart attack
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the doctor fears nothing more than finding someone who may understand them / who can wrestle their control
#the 'what if the only other gay in the village actually hates you' dilemma#also dsklfj i just got a little 'oh' headcanon moment about missy from watching the 'killed by an insect. a girl. how inappropriate' line#about 4 times trying to get screenshots#but idk if it may be.... controversial kljklj#60thewatch#dw
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Marcille would go literally insane if she met Lady D. Like she would EXPLODE. Hot rich vampire woman who is a loving mother of 3, milf as hell, lives in a large mansion, loves wine, hates men, and is an immortal lesbian?? Tell me right now that she would not try and rizz her up only to stumble over her words or be shocked as Alcina tries to charm Marcille instead. I need this content PLEASE
#I’m saying Marcille has a thing for monster women. and you cannot take this from me or her.#been thinking about them having interactions for WEEKS#that little lesbian would not stand a chance against the hotness of lady d#Daniela Bella and Cassandra would tire her out quick tho#they’re prolly bite at her ears and try and get her to show them cool magic tricks while marcille fussed over their hair#lady D picking up marcille like a long cat by her arm pits and marcille is just happy to be there hehehe#or the girls swarming her as flies because they know it makes her freak out only to get scolded by alcina#hi I’m max here to bring you ur unasked for but appreciated dunmeshi x re8 crossover content#marcille’s gay ass#dunmeshi marcille#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille dungeon meshi#marcille dunmeshi#marcille donato#dunmeshi#re8#re8 village#re8 lady dimitrescu#re8 alcina#resident evil#resident evil 8#lady d#lady dimitrescu#dimitrescu family#bella dimitrescu#alcina dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#just realized they all have a ending names I’ll cry#OH GOD ITS ABCD ILL KILL MYSELF GUYS OLEASE
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What if Jonathan’s letters to Mina actually sent and Dracula didn’t burn them?
What if she believed those letters but Lucy didn’t, and so Lucy sent Seward to visit Jonathan in Dracula’s Castle to test his level of insanity?
What if Seward fell in love with one of the Vampyresses in the castle?
So anyway I had the strangest dream last night-
#in the dream one of the Vampyresses drained Seward but then Dracula came to finish him off and then disgarded him in a random village#in that village he was perceived as a drunkard and no one helped him :(#weird dream I know#and Jonathan was locked in his room during all of this#no word on where Mina was unfortunately but you just know she came with to find her bf#unfortunately I can only see tragedy in this timeline. maybe it’s good Jonathan never sent those letters after all#I think Seward is accidentally gay coded so none of this would happen anyway but it’s fun to imagine#dracula daily#dracula book#dracula#jack seward
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#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#fire emblem hubert#fire emblem memes#fe3h edelgard#Lesbian Edelgard#Edelgard is so incredibly gay#“I am only here to overthrow the church not to make friends”#“But I will try to fuck my hot teacher who I found in a backwater village in the middle of nowhere”#“Who I only met because the Bandit I hired was so incredibly stupid”
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i cant get over how absolutely insane satosugu is...gege was born to write yaoi forced to write shounen
#sorry i remembered hidden inventory arc n im insane about them again :(( SAD LITTLE GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE!!!#nah but it just...OUGHHH they make me so upset!!!#its just they way they start out immediately understanding each other bc gojo has been alone on a pedestal basically his entire life+#but then he meets geto who treats him like a normal dude!!! not a weapon!!! and just watching them annoy each other as normal teens +#makes me emotional bc theres so much cruelty and just DEATH in their world but at the least they have each other to get through it!!!#theyre the strongest together after all right!!! then toji happens and gojo starts to perfect his abilities with him automating infinity#and then the gap between the two just gets wider and wider...until the final confrontation where the one who understood gojo all this time#not only leaves him but calls him arrogant at the same time showing gojo the ONLY person who he though understood just..doesnt+#and hes left alone again in the same place he was years ago...AND OUGHHHHH#idk i watched a video analysis of hidden inventory where the guy said geto was just as egotistical as gojo except in having a savior comple#and tbh i never though of that before!! but looking back it makes sense with how he spoke to riko + the way he slaughtered the whole villag#to not just save the girls but also prove to himself that he could make the world he wanted#the guy in the video put it basically that since the gap between gojo and geto was so wide geto would rather be the best villain+#than second best hero and that makes a lot of sense since his ideals/goals as a villain go against his usual rational behavior#he KNOWS its probably impossible (for him at least it wouldnt be for gojo which he admits) but he has to do it for himself#sorry im rambling but AHHHHHH how tf did gege write this??? its such a small part of the story but its arguably the catalyst for everything#aside from plot wise it simply just is impactful emotionally! gege had to go thru a toxic codependent homoerotic friendship to write this+#theres just no other way#jjk#jujustu kaisen#gojo satoru#geto suguru#satosugu
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general rule of thumb of lgbt hotakes that you can ignore is if the op interacts with their local lgbt community or not. the further removed from their local gays they are, the worse the opinion fr
#txt#and dont be in my replies like well i live in bumfuck nowhere theres no gays here. go outside. there u will find the gays#it is statistically impossible to be the only homosexual in the village nowadays. try harder lol
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Highlights from day one of “totk but I keep track of the days, don’t use fast travel, make Link sleep semi consistently, and write an in-character journal” (aka literally the weirdest thing I’ve done ever)
Day 5: “I got myself hopelessly lost climbing the mountain”
Day 9: “Purah Claims that Rauru shares his name with the first king of Hyrule. Combining that with the murals and Zelda’s own knowledge of her family history… I can’t let her know I found her ancestor attractive! She’ll never let me live it down!”
Day 11: “there was a blood moon last night, but that isn’t why I almost died. Purah launched me into the damn sky!”
Day 11 again: “from there I’ll head to Hebra, I want to check on Dad Teba and Tulin.”
Day 12: “going to take Cocoa (horse) toward Hebra and have her wait while I help Josha and Robbie investigate a hole in the ground
Day 14: when they called it a chasm they weren’t kidding!
Day 15: “I can’t believe it! That old coot left me down here!”
Day 16: “still down here.”
Day 18: “I hate to say it but Rauru is even more handsome alive.”
Day 20: “what was that. WHAT WAS THAT? It came from the floor it was so fast I need to go home. I want my dad.”
Day 21: we’re resting at Tabantha Bridge Stable until it clears. More delays sure, but a chance to catch up with Beedle! I found a rugged rhino beetle and I’ve been waiting to give it to him. He was so excited! He always insists on paying me back but the look on his face is payment enough. I hope he never reads this, I’d die of embarrassment.”
Day 22 “~sigh… not another brainless boy! I already have so many and I can barely take care of the ones I already have!”
Day 23: “it’s awful. At least Dad’s still here.”
#totk#Link runs into a frozen Rito village like ‘DAD THE FLOOR ATTACKED ME!’#I was absentmindedly following v my quest marker not realizing it was set to Impa’s quest not Rito Village and#there were some ruins on the side of the road and I went poking around for a well#and instead I found gloom spawn :(#with 4 hearts#literally not only almost died but also almost lost my horse#who has 4 stars in speed and I’m not replacing her no no sir#also can you tell my Link is a disaster gay#(well kind of but we’ll get to the gender crisis later)#ghosts? hot. bestie with the tism rizz? hot. himbo coworker? hot
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so, minority groups rejecting themselves is a wildly known phenomena but some ppl wanna act like it just doesn’t happen to gay ppl for some reason. many women have taken hormones and gotten surgeries bc of internalised misogyny. we know that they’re not somehow actually secretly men bc of this. many poc tried skin bleaching and got surgeries and pretended to be white bc of internalised racism. we know that they’re not somehow actually secretly white bc of this. but gay ppl who tried to be with the opposite sex and pretended to be straight are actually not gay because suddenly it’s impossible to go against your nature ???? even tho humanity is filled with examples of ppl going against their nature and doing shit antithetical to their well-being & survival. but for some reason with gay ppl there’s just no way. it doesn’t make sense. every minority group has cases of people who tried to change what fundamentally differentiates them from the oppressor class. the reality is, no matter what we can do, we cannot change an innate aspect of our being. no action changes one's homosexuality, the same way no action changes one's race or one's sex. but for some reason some of you think self-rejection among homosexuals = not actually gay.
#and like these ppl also only act there can only be force and rape no other situations involved#but there’s gay ppl to this day in villages and other areas marrying a gay person of the opposite sex#and will go to extreme lengths to hide their sexuality. even pushing themselves thru het sex to reproduce so they’re not suspected#it’s not easy or natural or enjoyable but it does happen n ppl wanna act like it doesn’t lol#sometimes the force & pressure falls on the circumstances ur in not the individual
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i went to my first drag brunch today and the queens who performed were both SO sweet and talented. we talked during and after the show, and they were so so nice :-)
#vv.txt#im in toronto rn for the first time since i was a kid. and i never even knew the gay village existed back then??#i didnt know it could be like this here. it's a side of the city i never saw growing up and staying with my dad here every summer#ive been out comfortably for years but i havent been able to go anywhere this unabashedly queer before#there are so many drag bars and sex shops and dispensaries it fucking rules#and they were HAIRY QUEENS TOO!!!! like me!!!!#they were both so gorgeous#it was genuinely an amazing set and i hope eventually i can be able to go places like this more often....#<(lives in a rural area)#my partner and i are only here for a few days before we go home and im going to miss this so much
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someone should pay me to sit at a fire and drink whiskey and talk to older men. I'm so good at that
#my only talent.. and all it got me is being universally beloved by the over 40 year old men in the village 😔✊🏼#it's because i'm gay. you give a lesbian and a twenty years older guy some whiskey and they will become soul bonded. btw#rayrambles
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The soap dispenser's brand in my place of work is called 'Gojo', so I printed a chibi Satoru and taped it next to it. 🤭
So far no one has noticed. 😢
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