#they weren't kidding bro IS a goddess

[tukkiwing]

he infects my brain and i cannot stop drawing him

[semisolidmind]

alright, so. season 5 of lego monkie kid.

(before i start, lemme preface by saying that any comments made about the animation are made knowing that sometimes a production has to change studios, which means unavoidable changes, and there's not a whole lot to be done about it.)

with that in mind;

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH

spent the first two episodes acclimatizing myself to the puppet animation. after having rewatched season 4 to refresh my memory, the difference in movement is jarring. it was almost unpleasant after having gotten used to flying bark. and the fact that they used footage from previous seasons in flashbacks didn't help one bit. i had to keep myself from wishing i was watching one of the previous seasons instead.

story-wise, it felt super rushed? i dunno if that was intentional, considering what felt like an underlying message of "you have no control, except when you do, and things don't always work out like you expect" that i felt like i was getting? that, and a lot of the emotional and story beats just weren't hitting for me.

was glad to see another red son and mei interaction, as short as it was. i missed their dynamic (even if that scene did just feel kinda recycled from season 3).

of course, we get no more clarification on wukong and macaque's past beef other than a few flashes of a fight. but, i am glad to hear them argue and be bitter frenemies again. the monkey bro trio had some good interaction this season. i'd like to see more of them all being silly together and pulling pranks, personally.

some of y'all said i'd like the new villain. some of y'all were right. ya can't really go wrong; a cool snake dude with off-kilter morals and a nice voice? AND he turns into a big monster? of course i think he's cool. can't wait to see where they take us with this guy.

was kinda expecting more with nuwa. but a primordial snake goddess is pretty cool, even if she did feel kinda two-dimensional (but that may just be from lack of meaningful screentime).

that ending felt really...abrupt. and a bit phoned in? rushed, even. again, i assume there's new writers, along with the animators? maybe they were being pushed to finish it quickly, idk.

overall, not a terrible season? but not my favorite.

[emblemxeno]

Fire Emblem Heroes-CYL Bonus Quotes + My Ideas for the Ones Who Don't Have Them

Choose Your Legends Winners have bonus quotes when they are on a team you enter a map with and playing with English voices (only the English voices have these quotes actually)! These are popular or funny quotes from their home games or other appearances, like Smash Bros.

CYL1

"The future is *not* written."-Lucina's victory quote in Smash Bros.

"Roy's our boy!"-Roy's crowd chant in Smash Bros.

"I'll be your peerless warrior!"-Lyn's promising words to Mark at the end of FE7 prologue

"You... like Ike?"-Ike's crowd chant in Smash Bros.

CYL2

"Take me with you!"-Veronica... I think she says this once to Bruno, but I can't find where specificailly

"Together, we will always stay."-Ephraim's A Support with Eirika

"Nothing will ever come between us."-Celica to Alm as kids during Echoes' opening movie

"I just gotta be me, y'know?"-Hector's A Support with Lyn

CYL5

"Let's go rescue my brother!"-Eirika to her troops at the end of FE8 chapter 6

"Caeda, what's wrong!?"-Marth to Caeda in FE1 chapter 1

"Please forgive me, Goddess..."-A constant sentiment of Marianne's character, and said verbatim once she slays her first enemy in FE16 chapter 2

"There was something to report, wasn't there?"-A staple of Gatekeeper's dialogue, said verbatim in FE16 chapter 5

CYL6

"I am *no* chatterbox."-Reference to Hapi's nickname for Byleth

"There is more than one truth."-What Sigurd's ghost says to Seliph, after Seliph lands the finishing blow on Arvis and waits next to the beach in FE4 chapter 10

"My... autograph?"-Tiki's C Support with Anna

"You are yourself."-Chrom's consoling words to Robin in FE13 chapter 13

CYL8

"Now... what was so damned important?"-F!Robin's B Support with Chrom

"You must be joking."-Felix during his Goddess Tower event in FE16 chapter 9

"One day... I'll be left alone."-A reference to the correct response to one of her advice box questions during FE16's war phase (this one I'm not 100% on, if anyone has corrections let me know in the replies)

"I'm going to kill you, too."-Alfonse to Letizia during Book 6, Chapter 5, Part 5: I Killed Him

However, the winners of CYL3 (2019), CYL4 (2020), and CYL7 (2023) don't have these bonus quotes. The reasons, if the directors or higher ups of the localization team forgot or they weren't too high priority for the time, are unknown. So I thought I'd take a stab at what I think they'd be for those winners.

CYL3

"I'll have their heads on a platter!"-Camilla at the of FE14 chapter 3

"I'm proud I took your hand."-Eliwood's A support with Hector

"I have finally found my purpose."-Micaiah at the end of FE10 chapter 3-F

"This isn't where things end for us!"-Alm to Celica before returning to face Duma together in Echoes Act 5

CYL4

"You think I'm special?"-Lysithea's A support with Claude

"We'll scale the walls between us!"-Claude during Verdant Wind's final cutscene

"Take your first step!"-Edelgard to the Black Eagles after escaping the Holy Tomb

"I am finally home again..."-Dimitri at the end of Azure Moon chapter 18

CYL7

"Remember where you came from."-Mikoto to Corrin at the end of FE14 Revelation chapter 24

"My only wish was to see you again."-Soren to Ike in their base conversation in FE10 Endgame 5

"A gift of revelation..."-Seiðr to the Summoner, Book 7, Chapter 5, Part 1: Goddess's Descent

"Get eaten by a bear. I don't give a damn."-M!Robin's B support with Aversa

[rosemar-y]

Peter Pan characters and who I think their godly parent would be if they were in the pjo universe (mostly) based off vibes:

-Peter: Morpheus kid, I can go into heavy detail and I will, I will go into heavy detail. I get that Hebe or Hermes probably fit better but listen, he just is, he is the Morpheus kid. I like to think the minor gods/goddesses only have 1 or 2 kids in a time period and are closer with their kids than the Olympians are, so when Morpheus had Peter he was like: "You're my baby and I love you more than anything in the world", then used his dream powers (or sm idk) to create neverland. Morpheus didn't want to watch his precious child grow old and die so he created a realm filled with all the things children typically dream about. Pirates, mermaids, fairies, a secret treehous base, adventure, fun galore. He created an island of dreams for his boy to live freely and happily in forever. But he wanted Peter to be able to make friends yk like he didn't want his son to be lonely or to get bored of Neverland, so he gave Peter the ability to visit the mainland (aka the not dream world) and save other demigod children who'd fallen out of their prams and were being chased by monsters. A short adventure in the real world where Peter could see new things/meet new people. Peter brought his new friends back to the safety of Neverland and let them stay in his treehouse with him, sharing his dreams and adventures.

-Wendy: Daughter of Themis, honestly I feel like she'd be with Hestia but since Hestia isn't really an option I'm gonna say Themis. Ik Themis is the goddess of Justice and law and that doesn't really fit Wendy but again, literally just vibes

-John: I kind of also want to say Themis for him?? But also it doesn't feel right, so I'm gonna say Athena instead. Athena kid, spiders are his unhappy thought

-Michael: Hebe 100% idk he just is or maybe Iris?

-Mr. Smee: He's also Athena there's no reasoning behind these I just feel like he is

-Captain Hook: Hermes, I kind of wanted to say Ares but I feel like Hermes fits the whole "traveling the seas, stealing, swashbuckling pirate" thing better

-The mermaids: I get they'd all be sea nymphs but if they weren't they'd all be daughters of Aphrodite.

Tink: Same with the mermaids in being a nymph of sorts, she'd also probably be Aphrodite. Either that or Hephaestus because of the tinkering an building

-Tiger Lily: Hunter of Artemis, either that or Tyche. Again no reasoning the Tyche, just vibes

-The Lost Boys: Let's be honest the Tree House is basically just a Neverland version of the Hermes Cabin so they're all Hermes by default for now, or maybe adopted children of Morpheus? Can gods adopt other gods kids?? It's Neverland bro he can do whatever he wants ig

[quitealotofsodapop]

@dorothygale123; The Demon Bull King turning out to be the decendant of the Flame Emperor/Divine Peasant (more commonly known as "Divine Farmer") actually gives his side of the story some extra spicyness! It also gives the Jade Emperor + Queen Mother greater reason to have not wanted Iron Fan and DBK to get hitched - thats some "about to be overthrown"-level of political clout. It also gives DBK a really cool motivation to rebel against Heaven + rule over earth: in his mind, his ancestor deserved to be Emperor over mankind and heaven for the good he did.

Shennong/Divine Peasant appears in a collection of mythos regarding the ancient age of "Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors". Each being is different depending on who you ask, but Shennong is always one of the Sovereigns, alongside Nuwa, Fuxi, and rarely Gonggong (god of water). The Five Emperors include the Yellow Emperor and his more noteworthy decendants. Shennong is either depicted as the Yellow Emperor's brother, or his father (again sources issue), but I prefer to go with the "waring brothers" angle since it makes it a juicy conflict. Apparently around this era there was co-ruling Five August Emperors nicknamed; the Yellow, Black, White, Red, and Blue-Green Emperors. Jade Emperor's rule occurs a bit later since he was busy doing 327 millions years of meditation before the Big God Yuanshi Tianzun declared him God-Emperor over the others.

Shennong/Divine Peasant is said to have failed to overthrow his brother, but was still beloved by his people (aww). And he pretty much spent the rest of his life dedicated to helping humanity understand fire, edible vs medicinal plants, and agriculture. For the guy who taught humanity farming to be a bull-man is oddly poetic in a way. Also major chad move of him; fails to overthrow the big Emperor (like his decendant), and instead of whining gets to experimenting on himself with wild plants so he can take care of his people better. He is said to have died via a flower-eating experiment gone wrong though.

I actually tracked down your source so I could read it for myself, cus Nuwa's parentage changes quite a bit depending on the sources; some say thunder god dad, some say Emperor dad, others say she was a primoridal parasite on Pangu's body etc... From the book you have, it appears that Shennong/Divine Peasant named his youngest daughter after Nuwa the goddess. The same character also dies as a child and transforms into the Jingwei bird, making it rather difficult for this Nuwa to be the same one who created humanity.

It should also be mentioned that "Yan/Yangdi/Flame/Firey Emperor" applied to multiple kinsman deities who held power at the same time who weren't related genetically. Houtu (another suspect of creating SWK) is even mentioned as a "Yan Emperor". The idea of the Divine Peasant and The Earth itself (themselves ancestors/creators of DBK and SWK) being sworn bros seems very cool af.

In short: DBK and SWK aren't related, but their ancestors/creators def knew eachother and were buddies - so much so that Shennong named one of his kids after Nuwa. Also this means DBK holds a threateningly large claim to the Celestial Throne if he ever argued for it.

I feel like if Shennong ever appeared in the LMK universe (like via the Scroll of Memory or another artifact), he'd look like a massive auroch-like minotaur/bull demon holding farming equipment. Red Son probably meets him on accident while trapped in the Scroll, and it takes Red until afterwards to realise that the "peasant bull" was his many-great-grandfather.

Also, here's my silliest reaction to learning that Shennong/Flame Emperor/The Divine Peasant is a literal cow-man;

[cru5h-cascades]

So some time ago I was scrolling through Netflix, desperate to find something interesting to watch. While surfing through the service, I stumbled upon a strangely familiar show that I never watched. Maya and the Three. Looking at the thumbnail pic and such, the artstyle in the show reminded me of the Book of Life, a movie I loved as a kid (and still love!). I looked it up and turned out the show was made by the same folks who made the Book of Life! I knew my lil' bro would probably like this so I got him into the room and we started watching the series. During the week it took for us to get through the entire series (which was a season long btw; not because Netflix canceled it, but because the creater of the show was scared it would be canceled prior to the story's conclusion), we saw the story unfold. Incredible fight scenes, great characters, and an ending that made me cry lmao the show was that good. However, towards the end of the show some things felt a bit rushed like the romance plotpoint between Maya and possible tumblr sexyman 2024 canidate, Zatz, and Maya opening up more to her biological mother, the goddess of death. Also I felt like the realm of the gods and the gods themselves weren't explored that much, either. Which is why I decided "Hey, what if I re-imagined the series? This show only had a season anyways. It had so much potential!". And here we are now. My basic idea for a re-imagining of Maya and the Three! I might keep building upon the idea of the re-imagining in the future but I've got a shit ton of projects I wanna get out there (I gotta finish Your Side of Order, start Calamity Circus now that I got an idea of how the story will go, and brainstorm the story I had in mind for Ribbon & W.D) and because this is just a rough idea as I only thought about all of. Anyways here we go :D

Heart of a God (a re-imagining of Maya and the Three)

What I had in mind was this: Lord Michlan (now the king of all gods and the god of war in this re-imagining) has a rule about god/human hybrids: they're either taken to the realm of the gods at birth by the god that spawned them or they're seperated from their mortal family at the age of 15 and sent to the realm of the gods against their will. Either way, if they aren't sent to do something for the gods, they're stuck in the realm of the gods for all eternity.

The re-imagining starts the same way the first episode of the series does: Maya's being officially recognized as a princess and has to give up the rough and tough lifestyle she loves. But two things are different: A) Maya's brothers aren't there because to me personally they don't add much to the plot and B) the reveal of Maya's demigod-hood. Zatz crashes the party, reveals Maya's demigod-hood to the people of Teca, and goes on to tell everyone that he has to take Maya to the realm of the gods ('cause you know, the rule about demigods). However, he seems very unwilling to do this. He has a somber tone to his voice. Anyways, at first, Maya's parents are outraged and want to fight back, however, Maya turns herself in, still mad about having to give up her lifestyle. Her parents are mildly confused and shocked, only for Maya to justify that "isn't this what princesses are supposed to do? protect her people? if I can't fight I might as well do this instead, even if I don't want to. heck, maybe my birth mom is better than you two.". Maya's very clearly pissed off about all of this. She doesn't want to deal with any of this, so she heads to Zatz and the two start going to the realm of the gods. Maya's parents are heartbroken, but don't react with violence as they first indended... at least not right now.

After the first episode, we get to know more about the realm of the gods, the gods themselves, and see Maya grow as a character. At first, Maya isn't optimistic about this new life she has to live, being trapped in a world full of strange beings that have the ability to kill her in a heartbeat, but at the same time she doesn't want to go back to the life she knew ('cause she's still pissed off about the lifestyle thing and being lied to). And it doesn't help that, by order of Lord Michlan, Zatz has to accompany her throughout the realm of the gods until she's fully adjusted to this new way of life and as the story progresses, the two get closer (fixing the unaturally quick pacing of the romance plotpoint in the OG show) and we get to know why Zatz is the way he is (might elaborate further in a seperate post idk). Also, the goddess of death tries to find a way to let Maya be with her mortal parents again.

We don't spend all the series in the realm of the gods though because after a while, Maya's parents get desperate and decide to wage war against the gods and assemble an army and force our three other main characters from the OG series (Pichu, Chimi, and Rico) into this ordeal (since they're the chosen ones), sending them into the realm of the gods (again 'cause they're the chosen ones) to try to retrive Maya, with each one of them having their own emotional baggage (I liked their backstories from the OG show 'cause they were pretty solid so I'm keeping them) alongside the fact that they didn't want this. Each epsiode focusing on the chosen ones' missions will involve each of them wanting to kill the gods (especially Zatz 'cause he has to stay w/ Maya) and Maya & Zatz fighting them to get them to stop (and also help them with their emotional baggage or whateva). All of this will lead up to the finale where the mortals shatter the barrier between their realm and the realm of the gods and start the mortal v gods war, with the mortals' ultimate goal being to kill the gods (and demigods, specifically Zatz because this guy was the one who took Maya away from the rulers of Teca). Outraged by this, Michlan makes the strongest of the gods go to the mortal realm to punish the mortals, still not realizing that his rule is pretty fucked up. As the fight rages on, Zatz, Maya, and the chosen ones become determined to stop the war, with seemingly the only way of stopping it is killing Michlan since he is just so determined to keep his demigod rule in place.

Instead of killing off almost all of the best characters like in the OG series (bro why couldn't Maya just have her happy ending? I mean sure becoming the sun is pretty cool but seems kinda weak at least to me. what can you even do as a big fucking ball of gas??), here's what I had in mind:

Maya loses her arm fighting Lord Michlan (bringing the dislocation thing full circle; it kinda did in the main series but it would've been more badass than limping towards Michlan's heart thing or whateva)

Zatz and the goddess of death die, but because technically this show and the Book of Life happen in the same universe, La Muerte shows up after the battle with Candle Maker and Xibalba to intervene because all the gods are dead, and to reward Maya for her efforts she revives Zatz, however the goddess of death can't be revived because she is a god.

The turning into the sun and moon thing is ditched entirely.

And finally Maya reconciles with her parents about the events of the first episode.

And that's the basics of the re-imagining. I'll probably do more posts about this in the future since this is a pretty rough concept for a Maya re-imagining and this might need some polishing up so be on the look out for more of those ;D

[nityarawal]

4/4/2024

Prana

Morning Songs

That's A Lot Of 4's

4/4/2024

You Got A 4th For Me

Or We're You Just

Kidding Mommies

Didn't You Hear

Beyonce Crying

About 16 Cybertrucks

16 Chariots

Brahma

Inspired

Didn't You Hear

Beyonce Crying

No Mana

Her City Was

Flooded

No Prana

To Fly

How Can You Let

The Carbon Queen's

Molest

Our Children

Stardust

And Robot Us

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Invitro Baes

Witchhunting

Clones

Need New Laws

For Mommies

AI

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Breeders At Large

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Goddess Doesn't Gloat

Egotistical

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Elon

Taylor

Britney

Or Beyonce

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Services

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Make More Beyonces

Poet Of Rumi

With Ma Army

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About The Monkeys

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You

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Homeless

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Astronaut

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Carbon Queen's

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Beyonce's

Home

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Our VP

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Girls'

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Proud Prudes

Prudent Moms

Prudential Realtors

Investors

Mothers

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[bitchkay]

Lore from the Rio fanfic I'm writing that I have no idea what direction I wanna take it but its adorable and I love it

I'll honestly probably write it all in peices and like... put it together👁👁

It's a part two(or more) to Three's a crowd, fours a party♡, I been wanting to write a second part for it but I kinda dont know how?????????? So I won't❤ it will remain a "work in progress" until I can think cohesively

I just love family man Dad! Rio yall, I made a whole universe where bro loves the fuck out of his kids and yall are happily married and so much fluff so much fluff☺️💞

DAD RIO‼

Your first borns, fraternal twins, Adephasia Aurora Voleri (Rio calls her Angel, you call her 'Phasia), and Gulliver Aiden Voleri

The twins are literally Rios doppelgangers

They share Rio love of food and beautiful sun beaming smile

Because Rio represents the sin of gluttony I wanted their first borns especially, names to reflect that as well and their middle names —all of Rios kids in fact— share a sunny bright meaning

Gulliver comes from old french meaning "glutton" or "greedy person" and Adephagia from Greek mythology, the goddess and personification of gluttony. It was kinda hard to find names that weren't inherently bad pertaining to gluttony, like there were some names that sounded beautiful on the tongue but the meaning and usage was like... oh... oh no

For their middle names I wanted them to reflect their sunny disposition, because like I said they really are Rios minis and their bright smiles are no exception

It was far easier finding names pertaining to the sun, sunshine, or bright light because ya know... it isn't a sin--

For Gullivers middle name I kinda wanted keep with the same tradition going on in this universe where the princes inherit their grandfather's name (Rios middle name being Armand from his grandfather) which would obviously make his middle name Aiden because his grandfather in this case is Rios father but I looked into it more, the name Aiden actually means bright and illuminated☀️.

For Adephagia, she had so many different names cus none I really felt fit her. There was one name I was so set on because it was beautiful, it flowed well and it sounded really poetic on the tongue and then I found out it did not mean what I thought it meant💀 and I was like nah I am not putting a curse on this child👁👁 So we ended up settling with Aurora, I like it though. Aurora meaning dawn, the light before the sunrise. With her peachy chubby cheeks and how she clings to her papa I thought it was perfect

Rio was overjoyed while you were pregnant but was actually a sea of nerves after they were born, I mean you really only signed up for one baby and got two but I guess Rio sperm was a little too potent--

They were big babies two, no wonder this pregnancy caused you so much trouble, how the fuck did these full grown adults come out your coochie, oh hell nah they come out already knowing how to pay bills💀💀 /j

The twins weighed 12 pounds combined at birth and you definitely felt the difference after getting them out of your body, especially for your first pregnancy, were there bad complications during birth they could've killed you. Rio was there with you every step of the way, he'd never miss the birth of your children. He held your hand, kissed your forehead and reassured you through the whole process. He also made sure to tell you hes proud of you went it was all over too, and urge you to rest for as long as you need, you body just went through a lot just now after all

Rio always dreamed of having a family of his own especially since falling in love with you but since recently being promoted to king and plagued with new duties and the burden of governing the whole kingdom of Voleri —with help of course— he was filled with feelings of inadequacy as a father, to him he could be doing so much more.

He's a very good dad and he's a king for god sake so you spend alot of nights stroking his head while telling him he's doing amazing and he's just doing his best and that's all you need

You're also a queen now, and even though you do spend a majority of the time with your kids you now have your own duties to attend to. Although being not of royal blood, you are considered the queen consort, spouse of the king, so you deal more so with social affairs rather than political ones but you're main job as queen consort is to support your husband which you would do anyway.

Thoma being Rios valet, is now promoted to head valet that serves directly under the king period😌💅🏾✨

Which also makes him your nanny.

Gulliver and Adephagia love him though, it's so cute they started calling him uncle Thoma I love it😭😭

Thoma was also the one that was there for you when ever Rio couldn't be around during your pregnancy since he was only very recently crowned king at the time, and it was also still his duty since you were also crowned queen.

Rio absolutely adores his first borns, he will like hide one of them under his cloak when he has a meeting meanwhile your panicking tryna figure out where your goddamn kid went

Imagine Rio talking business with diplomats with a two year old on his lap, they being good, they have a toy, not being naughty nor disruptive, they just happy to be sitting with daddy, might just fall sleep right there against his body tbh meanwhile your running up and down the castle hallway with the other twin on your hip looking for your child

This is a regular occurrence but it still would've been nice to know where your kid is at before the meeting starts

I found these pictures and I was like OMG this is literally you Rio with the twins and I screamed outloud😭😭

Like that's yall fr

Adephagia is the older twin and that consistently becomes an arguement point when they're a little older and they're fighting

*10 year old Adephagia and Gulliver fighting over dumb shit cus they're siblings*

'Phasia: Well I'm older so I think I should--

Gulliver: Well, but I'm taller--

'Phasia: We're the same height!

The twins are fast, even before they learn to walk they're constantly sending you and Rio on a chase through the castle halls zipping and zooming on they're hands and knees crawling up and down the place

Both twins have as big an appetite as their father but Gulliver takes after Rio in nearly every sense, being friendly and outgoing, and he loves to play, even so much as taken an interest in sword fighting and the traditional Volerian hunt when he was old enough. He actually loves being a twin because he always has someone to play with and he loves playing with his sister. If you see him he's always bouncing around and very energetic, also easily distracted. Adephagia however is more on the shyer side and is far more quiet than Gulliver, she does love playing with her brother but often times you'll see her staring off in space or engaged in independent play. She also took up fencing when they got older but she enjoys it more as a hobby or way to clear her head. Gulliver refuses to admit Adephagia is better than him at it

Both twins have ADHD. Adephagia has the inattentive type and Gulliver has the hyperactive type.

Rios a family man and he wants a big family and despite how fast you got pregnant after getting married —three months in and you're breeding for him, he's been stuffing you full of cum since your wedding night— you don't actually have your kids back to back you guys actually wait a couple years before having another kid but not too long cus you want your kids to grow up together

Rio wants to adopt!!!

Rio cares a great deal for the children in the orphanage and is really wants them to find good homes. Thoma is from the orphanage too so he supports the cause, and is forever grateful to have been taken in by someone he would one day follow through all stages of life.

You guys visit the orphanage quite a bit and the care givers are always welcome to your company even if its just a visit

You do end up adopting two young kids after your second pregnancy though

Speaking of second pregnancy😼

Halo Marisol Voleri, born a few months after the twins turned 3 and were going to preschool, just as the name suggests shes bright eyed and bubbly, lighting up the whole room with her smile. Rio calls her sunshine❤

"Good morning sunshine! Did you have a good sleep?"

From Greek origins, the name Halo means, divine aura and disc of the sun or moon. Your pregnancy with Halo was worlds different than with the twins, to every one that saw you, you emitted the "pregnancy glow" as they say and you also didn't experience any terrible symptoms either. While you were pregnant with the twins you were miserable for the most part so you I knew quickly this one was different. Halo was also born during a solar eclipse. It was dark outside due to the obstruction of the sun but in the hours later after Halo was born you saw the sun creep in through the window bathing you two in an ethereal light.

Both you and Rio freaked out.

Not in a "oh my god it must be fate🥰" way, no. You were ready to go into hiding. Cus ain't no goddamn way this happened for real🤨

It's said to be an incredible gift to be born on a solar eclipse too, you guys literally felt like you were holding god reincarnated in your hands, AND with your powers... yea you were frightened

For her middle name, Marisol has a Spanish origin meaning sea and sun. She was also born in the summer if it matters--

Despite feeling like you may have birthed a literal deity, Halo ended up... causing you stress to say the least.

Everyone was absolutely enamored with her and with that comes pure evil.

As an infant she was very fussy and picky about alot of things and sometimes just wanted to cry. I mean sometimes babies just cry.

A happy baby nonetheless loves to play, and adores her older brother and sister but damn this baby is overstimulating

Halo reminds Rio ALOT of his little sister Nica, especially in looks. Them Voleri genes are strong as hell

Halo growing into a toddler she stayed her sweet bubbly self but was still demanding and often threw fits.

He magic also manifested really early too so you definitely felt like you had to watch her a little more closely, you didn't want it to go haywire if it is that this tiny ass baby had ultra powerful magic at her disposal

If you thought Adephagia was attached to Rio you should see how Halo hangs off his arm like her purse.

He spoils the fuck outta her too, they're just as bad as each other

If mama says no, daddy will probably say yes in a heart beat apparently

She does mellow out as she gets older, and you two do make sure that she has a safe space to calm down instead of scolding her, or punishing her for acting out when you know theres a reason for this behavior, especially if she knows better

Aside from that she isn't a troublesome child, shes an angel when shes willing to compromise and cooperate and is very cuddly with her parents and siblings as well as and especially with uncle Thoma♡ (halo develops a crush on Thoma when shes a bit older but don't tell Rio🤫)

Like I said she loves to play and is very frequently seen playing with toys or with her older siblings that love her to death

The trouble the twins caused when they were babies is truely compacted into this tiny little thing with the added bonus of screaming

Halo loves playing chase when your trying to get her dressed, running up and down the castle halls as fast on her little feet as the twins were combined, ear shattering screams flying from her throat as she ducks and avoids both you and Rio who chase her as she runs around in her diaper the two of you just trying to put her dress on. She thinks it's a game.

Unlike Gulliver and Adephagia, who took an interest in fencing in their own right, Halo stray from that path taking up dance instead and light on her feet she is.

Halo becomes the nation's sweetheart when shes older.

NOW BACK TO ADOPTIONS‼

I'm not sure about all the specifics yet but you adopt two young kids, very young, toddlers even, maybe a little after Halo turns four. They're not related to each other and you get them on two separate occasions but in both cases their story is very similar

In one of their cases the father negligent and the mother died during childbirth, leaving the child without a legal guardian before they're even 6 months old. Rio after hearing this story especially after failed attempts to contact the father saw it to watch over this child at the orphanage the next few months every time he visited, because reports say the father both left the country and has no intention of ever wanting anything to do with the child. He grew attached to them in the few months he knew of their existence and the two of you made the decision to adopt them.

The other child is a case of abandonment. A basket was left on the steps of the orphanage with a baby inside, very recently been born, not probably cleaned, umbilical cord still attached, but there was a degree of care from how the baby had been wrapped in the blanket. The orphanage suggests the it was likely an alarmingly young mother that had no business being pregnant in the first place. Delivered her own baby and dropped it by the orphanage know she couldn't take care of it. This child had no papers, or birth certificate. You and Rio just happened to pass through while the caregivers were cleaning them up and putting them down to sleep before trying to sort out their legal documents. I have a vivid image in my head of the caregivers pausing what they're doing to give their king a respectful bow, Rio dismissing it immediately. You guys hear the story of the infant sleeping in the nursery and it was that moment you made the decision. Rio picked their name.

I imagine you were also pregnant again at that time listen this man wants to breed you-- and you were realizing how big your family was getting, this pregnancy makes baby number 6 but your 3rd pregnancy overall.

Once you're done having kids, you're both done having kids. Period. Rio love his family and he love his kids and he loves being a father to a big big family and he especially loves you when you're pregnant but you're not only his wife but the mother of his kids. If you're done, he's done. You have plenty of kids already, no need for more.

Here are the age gaps between the kids

Gulliver & Adephagia -> Halo — 3 years

Halo -> adopted child 1(the abandoned child) — 4 years

Adopted child 1(the abandoned child) -> unnamed child 5 — 5 months

Unnamed child 5 -> adopted child 2(the neglected child) — 1 year

Just to make it a little easier to understand, this is how old each child is at the time

From oldest to youngest:

10—10—7—3—3—2

Gulliver and Adephagia are 3 when Halo is born.

They are 7 when Halo is 4, and you are about 7 months pregnant at this time when you guys end up adopting your first child, the child is three months old at the time you adopt them.

You give birth 2 months later. Your adopted child is 5 months old at this time while your 5th child is a new born.

Two years later, Gulliver and Adephagia are 9 years old, Halo is 6, your first adopted child is 2 and your once newborn baby is recently turned 2, you guys adopt another child, this child is 1

So the following year Gulliver and Adephagia are both 10, Halo is 7, your 4th and 5th chilld are 3, and your youngest is 2

Please tell me that sounds cohesive😰😰

Yall stop after kid 6.

Not only are your kids still really young —like still below highschool age, half of them below kindergarten age— for you to just keep popping out babies as if you got all the time and space in the world to care for them all, your also scared of having twins again--

It's a real thing, once theres twins in your family, especially if you've already had twins, it's much more likely to happen again and Rio sperm is very potent and going from 6 kids to 8 kids????? Uhhhhh Let's wait until your three oldests are older, at least then they can care of themselves a reasonable amount, and if you still don't want any more kids great, we're doing a service to the world tbh it's already overpopulated, not about to be Saligias Nick Canon--

you do eventually have up to 8 kids tho--

Now let's double back before yall had kids okay? Okay😋

I'm not gonna include details about your wedding in the story but I will say, the both of you didn't want to do anything too extravagant but at the same time you wanted to be able to declare your love to each other for all to know, not in a show off or PDA kind of way but in a oh my god I love this person so much and I don't care who knows it.

Rio is also a royal so a royal wedding does end up being a big deal

You ended up having two weddings actually

The first was was very intimate and small. It was kinda a secret🤐

In the small wedding you basically got all the legal paperwork done and declared your love for one another in a very romantic way. All the other princes and their valets were present + Sherry and Violet cus they couldn't miss your wedding for the world. Roy and Sherry signed as witnesses and from then onward you had officially taken the last name Voleri.

The second one was mostly for kingdoms sake, much larger and more extravagant but not too extravagant because it is still your wedding. This wedding was the "official" wedding. The royal wedding the people of Voleri look forward too and celebrate. You walked down the aisle, read vows, sealed it with a kiss, had a reception, had a wedding cake, everything you expected to have at a wedding. Though you were already legally married, it felt like a dream all the same, because unlike the more intimate wedding where you only had your closest friends present, at this one you were around Rios family that accepted you into the family with open arms and nothing but warmth

You knew you had their approval long before Rio had even proposed but this really solidified it in your head. Meeting his extended family and how they adored you, all the important people in Rios life that were ready to love you as if you were one of their own just made you feel so warm inside.

Now like I said before you were pregnant not long after you got married but not so soon as to before Rio was crowned king.

You had a private little honey moon on one of the islands surrounding Voleri where uh... you were definitely making babies😳 Rio stuffed and filled you like a goddamn oreo.

From the moment the two of you had moved back into Voleri castle preparations were being made for Rios coronation, preparing for when King Aiden is to officially step down and pass on the title. Once your wedding passed preparations were in full force and by the time you returned from your honeymoon it was only a month away.

This coronation was a big deal for the both of you, not only because Rio would be inheriting the crown after all the long years of his life but as his wife you would gain the title of a queen.

The both of you had new royal formal wear made and tailored for the ceremony. You had expensive mesh and velvets draped over you and for the first time you felt like you'd earned this new title and phase of your life along with your place at Rios side.

Preparations continued in the weeks leading up to the ritualistic crowning of the new king, rehearsals going on just as meticulously as it was for your wedding until it was the day before the ceremony.

Yes you did in fact make love the night before.

Not cus he wanted to breed you tho, Rio just loves you

The coronation was a lot like your wedding in some ways but alot more sacred and dignified and definitely gave off the air of a new monarch taking place

I don't know alot about coronations that aren't particularly religious however I do have an image in my head of how it would go

The sitting King Aiden and queen are seated on the grand throne at the altar at the end of the aisle, crown upon his head. You and Rio enter, arm in arm and walk down to alter. You both kneel before the king, Rio right before his father and you a little ways behind. The king and queen stand and a minister takes place where some words are stated about Voleri, its lineage leaning up to the line of succession. Rio has to take an oath and swears to do all in his power to be the king Voleri needs and deserves. After this the floor is turned to his father who also says a few words, this more about kingship and about his oldest son. Aiden then removes the crown from his head placing it atop Rios, and unclip his cloak, putting it around Rios shoulders. He is declared king and Aiden gestures for his son to stand and Rio turns to the crowd dignified and regal before sitting on the throne his father once sat. After this you kneel before the queen and the minister takes place again and says a few words, a shorter speech aimed at the line of queens before the queen steps up the speak. She speaks of Queenship and what it means to be a queen with the added heartfelt message to reassure you. The same thing happens where she places her crown on your head and cloak around your shoulders. You are then declared queen and give the crowd your most dignified look before sitting in the throne next to Rio. To finish off the ceremony you and Rio stand hand in hand before the crowd and are officially named King and Queen of Voleri. After this you are then seen on the balcony overlooking the courtyard where many citizens of Voleri cheer as you are announced to the kingdom as new monarchs.

Two months after the coronation and three months after getting married you find out you're pregnant with your first child(ren)

Uhhhh what else can I say this is already a long ass post

I mentioned before that yall end up having a big family and honestly if it was literally any other consort I wouldn't be able to see it, with some consorts I cant vividly imagine yall having kids in the first place but with Rio idk he strikes me as the type to love and want a big family

Rio has more siblings than just Teto yk

He has a baby sister that is revealed in his book 2, this adorable little munchkin little Nica, and provably a few more (source: Rio asking Teto how the rest of their siblings are doing as well as Aiden asking Toto to look after the rest of their siblings so he has to have at least 2 of three more than that) cus we probably just never needed to know them

Anyway Rio has always been a big brother to at least 3 or more siblings and he loves kids and kids love him so the idea of Rio with his little sperms climbing all over him like a tree is a wholesome one❤

Your biological kids end up being so tall thanks to Rio

Gulliver probably ends up at least 5'10 by the time hes 15 with Adephagia racing close behind at 5'9. I can imagine Halo going to maybe 5'7 or 8 by the time she reaches highschool age, and same with the your 5th child that doesn't have a name yet.

Can yall think of names actually? We need a name for the both adopted children and the child of your third pregnancy. Remember your 4th child(first adoption) and your fifth child(third pregnancy) are the same age(5months apart) and the 6th child(second adoption) is one year younger. Also their sexes. I think the 6th child could be a boy but I really haven't thought too much about it other than that you do in fact have this kids in this kind of sequence and circumstances ya know

I can imagine you getting pregnant again after some years. Your kids are fairly self sufficient at this point y'know? Can retrieve their own juice from the fridge and stuff. Maybe 5 years after your youngest turns 3?

The twins would be 16, your youngest would be 8

This pregnancy not planned at all, well sure the other 3 weren't really planned either but you guys were in full parent mode, tiny little baby's everywhere, that were all really close in age so you at least were prepared for it, most of your baby stuff was still pretty new.

At this point you haven't had a toddler arround for a few years, sure your kids are still young but the soothers and baby bottles been collecting dust yk?

Now this isn't really a problem cus you guys are royals are are catered to for the most part

The thing that was actually throwing you off is that you were pregnant with twins.

This is exactly what you were afraid of in the first place.

This was the whole reason yall took a break from having kids bruh--

You do end up going through with the pregnancy but after this you put your foot down, no more babies nuh uh, your getting your tubes tied

Rio is put on probation and has lost his coochie privileges for the next 6 years cus how tf is your goddamn sperm so fucking potent🤨⁉️⁉️ cus two babies bitch you couldn't just give the woman one?? And its another set of fraternal twins bitch like your swimmers so hungry they got at two separate eggs🤨⁉️ if they were identical then that's cool, it's one egg that just split in two but two eggs bruh⁉️⁉️ damn

Rio isnt even an inherently sexual person he just loves to cum inside apparently and every time he do you get pregnant now look at yall with 8 kids🤨🤨

Pull out game: weak😠👎🏽👎🏽

You end up with two girls this time around, two beautiful girls.

You thought you would struggle to some degree due to being somewhat out of practice but your other kids end up helping out a great deal. Adephagia and Gulliver especially help when they think you and Rio need a break and they're twins themselves so they're actually happy to take the girls sometimes

Adephagia and Gulliver were/are the spitting image of Rio growing up so as it ends up the girls end up favoring you a great deal

The girls end up being best friends.

Adephagia and Gulliver fought so much as kids and sure the girls will have disagreements but they do everything together

Any time they meet someone new they're holding hands and like 'This is my sister!😁'

Despite not being identical twins they like to act like they are, wear matching outfits and have you guess which one is which, but you humor them and pretend as if you can't tell them apart, they know they don't look the identical though

Even when they're older and grow more independent from each other they're still really close

Very big family of wonderful kids you have, you always try and make sure everyone of your babies feel like they belong, especially your adoptive children, you don't want them to hold any animosity towards their other siblings and want them to feel just as much apart of the family as possible and if one day when their old if they want to meet their biological parents if that's at all possible, you and Rio will support them but they will assure you that you guys are their real family regardless of who birthed them or not

The Volerian royal family of 10😋

Gulliver and Adephagia still find it so crazy that they're like 17 looking after their one year old baby sisters or that they're arguing with an elementary schooler or that Halo is starting highschool(or what ever the equivalent of that is in Saligia) (it's at this time that she has a crush on Thoma shhhh) I'm sure when they were 3 years old running around and could horde all their parents attention they never would've imagined having 6 younger siblings

I can imagine when your pregnant with the twin girls you told them first before the rest of the kids

They probably looked at yall in disgust cus they 16 atp so they know damn well where babies come from and in their opinion they already have ENOUGH siblings

You: 'Phasia, Gulliver? Can you come in here for a moment?

A/G: Yes mom?

Rio: Angel...? Gulliver...?

A/G: Dad...?

You: ... I'm pregnant.

Rio: *places a hand on your stomach lovingly*

Adephagia: ...

Gulliver: ...

You/Rio: ...

Adephagia: Dad get off her! Don't you think you have enough kids, how old are you anyway?! You're too old to be doing all that. Keep your hands to yourself!

Gulliver: We definitely didn't need to know what you two get up to when we're asleep, keep that to yourself! This place is full enough as it is.

Adephagia: Mom? I think dad needs a time out.

Gulliver: I agree, we should neuter him.

Rio: Hey!

Adephagia: Really dad? 7 kids? I think you two need to be separated for a while.

Gulliver: You two are getting a little too excited, can't leave you alone for too long

Those two will humble you!

Rio might be the king of Voleri but that's still their dad they can clown him as much as they want

When tending to the twins Rio would sometimes call one of them Adephagia💀

'Phagia perks up like yes dad?

Rio realizes his mistake.

Rio sometimes gets so emotional when either Gulliver or Adephagia are playing with the little ones

They're his oldest children🥺🥺 he wonder where the time went😓😓

Even Halo, once upon a time she was attached to his hip, he put her on his shoulders and swung her arround in his arms and now look shes a teenager

Even with his adopted children he feels this way, remembering the times when his babies would try to climb up his legs, or getting used to being apart of the family, receiving affection when they were small

He remembers the day he took all his babies home for the first time, be it from the maternity ward or the orphanage, he loves them all so much, hes sad the newborn phase doesn't last forever :( (you need to stop him from knocking you up again-)

You take him out of these thoughts with a kiss on the cheek tucking yourself under his arm with one of your youngest on your hip.

You always know how to lift his spirits :D

You lift the toddler up to his face and she smiles nice and brightly and says Hi daddy and Rio response hello little one wheres your sister♡ and takes her in his arms and it's like any mourning of the passage of time never existed

It makes his heart feel full knowing not only his kids are happy to have him as a father but also that the people of Voleri are happy to have him as their king, but most of all hes happy to have you as his wife♡

Yo I just realized, 8 godamn kids and only 3 of them have a name💀

I feel like if I do complete this itll be in multiple one shots apart of the same timeline but yeah I think we should name these children💀

Can we actually like sort that shit out hold on

Starting at the top we have

Adephagia Aurora Voleri (first born daughter, fraternal twin sister)

Gulliver Aiden Voleri (first born son, fraternal twin brother)

Halo Marisol Voleri (second born daughter)

_____ _____ Voleri (third born child, adopted)

_____ _____ Voleri (fourth born child)

_____ _____ Voleri (fifth born son, adopted)

_____ _____ Voleri (sixth born daughter, fraternal twin sister)

_____ _____ Voleri (sixth born daughter, fraternal twin sister)

Now I already said all their middle names will have some sunny, bright, light kind of meaning so starting there should work, its easiest at least

I feel like their names reflect their personalities to some degree but at the same time I haven't fully developed all their personalities yet let alone their sexes

I'll actually leave this here for now actually

I'll update it at some point later with the children's names and stuff when I think if it but I think I've said all I wanted to say

This post is long as hell anyway

This post has been in my drafts since Rios birthday(May 16th) so yeah it's way overdue already

UPDATE TIME WITH THE BABY NAMES‼‼‼

Adephagia Aurora Voleri (first born daughter, fraternal twin sister)

Gulliver Aiden Voleri (first born son, fraternal twin brother)

Halo Marisol Voleri (second born daughter)

Genesis Nova Voleri (third born daughter, adopted)

Theo Luca Voleri (fourth born son)

Atlas Nikko Voleri (fifth born son, adopted)

Dylan Ayla Voleri (sixth born daughter, fraternal twin sister)

Eliana Kira Voleri (sixth born daughter, fraternal twin sister)

Welcoming the new additions to the family we have Genesis Nova Voleri

Genesis is your first adopted child, she's the one that was abandoned, left in a basket outside the orphanage freshly birthed with no papers. You and Rio did plan on adopting but on that visit to the orphanage you didn't expect to walk away as parents to your forth kid especially since you were already pregnant and will soon enter your third trimester.

You and Rio just happened to pass through while the caregivers at the orphanage were trying to sort out the legal documents of this unknown child placed at their doorstep, cleaning them up, checking for signs of trauma before putting them to sleep in the nursery. The caregivers suspect it's a case of an alarmingly young mother that delivered her own baby, dropping it off at the orphanage knowing it would probably have a much better chance at life there(the caregivers also infer the bio mom was in her early teens and at serious risk were she to keep it and made a gamble delivering it herself)

Upon hearing the story of the infant sleeping in the nursery you and Rio had to step out and have a serious conversation. You did want to adopt this child, you both did, but you had to talk about what you did and didn't want for your family, the child and their circumstances, and what it would mean if one of the bio parents were to find the child before they were one month old. Legally an infant has to be 7 days old to be adopted but after if the bio parents change their mind in 21 days, the child has to be returned to the biological family. This child you've only just found out about is not more than a few days old, even their birthday has to be inferred by the caregivers because not much is known about them yet and their legal documents are yet to be filled out

Because this is your first adoption, this is a big decision for the both of you and even the royal family

This decision made you seriously consider your wealth and privilege as members of the royal family to be able to have as many children as you want, to be healthy enough to have children as well as have the option to adopt children if you so wish because not many are afforded this luxury especially since Voleri is a very fairly rural and agricultural state. Alot of your conversation had to do with weather you were adopting because you loved being parents and truely wanted this child and for it to be in a good home or just because you could and it was available to you

You ultimately made your decision to adopt this little baby girl, upon meeting her you were attached right away and you couldn't part without her

Rio picked her name. Genesis Nova Voleri.

The name Genesis is a Spanish name meaning "creation" or "beginning" the name chosen to symbolize a new life for the infant and as your family's first adopted child and the growing of your family as you give birth to your fifth child months after bringing Genesis home.

Nova, her middle name takes a similar meaning coming from the Latin word novus meaning new and in astronomy the term nova is given to bright stars that appear suddenly in the sky and release powerful energy. The name Nova itself means bright star and goes along with the trend of all of Rios children's middle names having a bright meaning ☆

You bring Genesis home at 2 months old, your 7 months pregnant at this time and three months later you go into labor.

When babies are born their hearing and eyesight aren't fully developed so at 5 months old Genesis is full of personality and is starting to recognize her own name when you say it and might turn toward you when you say it, shes super observant and it's not uncommon for her to just be looking at you, shes just trying to recognize your features.

Babbling her heart away making sounds and having most of her parents attention until now means theres quite a bit of a transition when the new baby comes along

Speaking of new baby

After a long labor you bring home a beautiful baby boy Theo Luca Voleri

Theo is a Greek name meaning gods gift and is often associated with intelligence, and ambition as well as creativity and a zest for life

As he grows Thos becomes --I don't wanna say this but🤭🤭 such a boy you know

He likes playing in the dirt, climbing trees, he likes bugs, he'll find a pretty looking bug and bring it inside for one of his siblings as a gift, he likes going outside in the rain just so he can see all the worms surface

Rio says Theo reminds him alot of himself as a kid but that smile is all you

Theo is also really friendly with the town's people and will often come home with little gifts he got from his sweet smile and a love for play

It was hard to find good balance with two young babies at the same time especially since they're 5 months apart and have different needs

When Adephagia and Gulliver were babies you could keep them more or less on the same schedule but when one baby, curious as can be and starting to learn to talk and crawl while the other still needs their head supported and sleeps more frequently you had to find a way to keep up

Not to mention Halo is 4 at this time and the twins are 7, you're pretty such in full parent mode 24/7

You will say though you don't ever regret adopting Genesis only months before Theo was born and you love watching them gro together

When you brought Theo home for the first time you wanted to cry seeing how small he was compared to Genesis, despite being less than 6 months apart you couldn't help but reminisce on when Genesis was that small and she was just an infant in and orphanage nursery and you could already see time flying impossibly fast when Theo gets bigger and your celebrating Genesis's first birthday with a 7 month old on your hip, it gets you all emotional

Theo's middle name Luca is an Italian name meaning bringer of light

Many would actually say Theo and Halo are near identical or that Theo is Halos male version despite being 4 years apart

They do though look alot alike and Theo looks up to his older sister so of course some of their mannerisms are the same not to mention they're siblings that share the same mother and father, if they didn't look alike that would be concerning.

Theo does though take up similar hobbies as Halo like dance and arts but even still, it seems Theos more attached to Genesis than Halo, this mostly due to being raised more or less simultaneously and being the same age

Despite being months apart and not technically biologically related, Genesis and Theo are treated as twins, are super close and are often not seen without the other, they've known eachother all their lives and couldn't ask for a better sibling

I imagine this only slightly changes as they get older but they're still really close

Next we have Atlas Nikko Voleri

Atlas is your second adoption and 6th child aka the child before you take a 8 year break from having kids💀💀

Atlas is a slightly similar case to Genesis and when I say similar I mean that he was pretty much just dropped off at the orphanage unannounced

Unlike Genesis he had papers when he was put into the adoption system so you and Rio didn't have the luxury of picking his name but you do still love him all the same

Atlas's bio mother died during childbirth and his bio dad wanted nothing to do with him, going as far as to leave the country and surrounding regions

Still only being an infant Atlas was bounced around different family members that were ultimately deemed unfit to take care of a child before being sent to the orphanage and put under the care of the various caregivers there in the nursery

After one particularly hectic day you urged Rio go take a walk to wind down for the day and that you'll take care of the kids for now, he was hesitant not wanting to leave you alone or leave alone but agreed and took a little stroll through the town and paid a short visit to the orphanage

The smiles on the children's faces did lift his spirits evidently and he played with them for a little bit before noticing one of the care givers bouncing a small child on their knee. A baby, not more then 6 months old

The caregivers give a small bow in the presence of their king and that's when Rio is introduced to little baby Atlas

Rios weak weak heart melts as the baby smiles at him and his first thought is to run home and tell his wife about this fuck ass baby he met on his little stroll💀💀

From then on you and Rio looked in on Atlas for the next few months and anyone could tell your connection to this child was strong, you even witnessed his first steps, you almost sealed the deal and brought him home with you on the spot

On one of your visits, little Atlas was standing holding himself up by the side of the chair he was holding on to, he 10 months and hasn't started walking yet but oftentimes with grab onto the sides of furniture and pull himself up to his feet. This particular time when Atlas was standing up, he caught glimpse of the both of you at the door and set his sights on Rios tall figure as he came further into the room. The baby boy reach out one of his little hands toward Rio knowing exactly where he wanted to go before letting go of the chair. Rio noticed the little boy standing next to the chair just as you joined his side, Atlas reaching his hands out toward you two as he wobbled a little bit trying to find his balance before taking a shaky step forward. The caregivers gasped as he took another wobbly step forward, Rio approaching the little boy to close the distance, Atlas taking another little step before falling on his bum at Rios feet. Rio picked him with nothing but praises and little tickles until the caregivers ran over saying those were his first steps. Both you and Rio were even prouder of the little boy knowing this and played with him some more before going home.

And it was on that walk home where you chated about adopting him. You brought him home with you after he turned one.

The name Atlas is of Greek origin meaning "enduring" or "to endure" or "bearer of the heavens" Atlas in greek mythology also represents 'the freedom at the heights of the spirit'

His middle name Nikko means "person of victory" in greek from greek Goddess Nike, goddess of victory and root origin of "Nicholas", Nikko in Japanese also means "Daylight"

It also reminded me of Nica, Rios little sister🥰🥰

And lastly the baby girls, the twins, the princesses Dylan and Eliana Voleri!!

Just so you know the twins were birthday sex.

Your birthday.

This is Rios fault cus yall were done having kids

Adephagia and Gulliver are 16, Atlas is 8, yall living nice, yall happy, nice domestic life, Rio king, you queen, your six sweet kids that are more or less self sufficient, you know the vibes, they don't call you for every little thing anymore but they're still your babies, it's nice

And then your birthday comes and Rio decides that it's time the twins become babysitters for their youngest siblings and you and him are going to get away from the castle and have sex. Loud nasty adult, no kids in the other room sex.

And listen we is not complaining cus Rio laid it tf down

Yall haven't had sex like this since before yall had kids

Bro laid it down flipped it and reversed

Only it's been enough years for you to forget how fucking potent this mans swimmers are💀

BOOM‼

Pregnant🤰🏽

And look you weren't entirely mad

But the fact that they were twins was so fucked up😭😭

Rios coochie privileges were revoked😭

Cus one of the reasons you took a break from having kids is cus you were scared of having twins again cus you already had 6 kids, even 7 sounds like a little overkill but 8⁉️⁉️

You're getting your tubes tied when this is over😭😭

And they're also fraternal twins again like-

Rios not allowed near your vagina ever again cus bitch the garden ain't the only place he planting seeds nah you getting an IUD

Dramatics aside your LAST children didn't cause you as much trouble as the others oldly enough

When you were pregnant with Adephagia and Gulliver you were absolutely miserable and sure this set of twins definitely felt like you were pregnant with twins you didn't want to cry yourself to sleep cus it felt like them mfs were having a WWE fight in your womb and you were in so much pain

The birth didn't almost kill you like Adephagia and Gulliver did but they were also really big babies

Dylan Ayla Voleri, the first to pop out of the two

I really like Dylan as a girls name and Dylan means "great tide" or "great flow" from the Welch sea god "son of the sea" or "born of the ocean", Dylan also has Irish roots meaning "a ray of hope"

Dylan's middle name Ayla means moonlight, halo or halo around the moon in Turkish, but in Hebrew it means terebinth tree or oak tree or from the name Ayala meaning deer

With the name Ayla meaning Halo around the moon it making me think of the solar eclipse, not to mention older sister Halo was born on a solar eclipse

And now baby girl Eliana Kira Voleri

I kinda fell in love with the name Eliana when I saw it tbh, it sounds so pretty and idk it just fits yk

Eliana means "God has answered" and "sun."

With Hebrew roots Eliana is a variation of Eliyanah, sharing its meaning "God has answered." but Eliana is similar to the Latin name Aeliana, meaning "sun," derived from the Roman family name Aelius and Aelius is related to the Greek word helios, which refers to the sun. In both greek and Latin Eliana means "daughter of the sun". Eliana also means "bright" and "mercy"

In other words she's definitely Rios child--

Her middle name Kira means mistress/lady in greek, the Indian name Kira means light, and in Japanese it means glittery/shining/twinkling

Her name literally means shining sun♡

NEWAYS

that's all for our little babies, I just made a long ass post even longer

I'll probably add more lore if I think of it but I actually wanna start writing stories now like I feel inspired, I love Rios family❤❤

[stardrawsrmblogs]

Now this one based on @blackhakumen with the Lucas protection squad. My version will be about Pit from Kid Icarus, and these are my headcanons who joined so bare with me 🤣

Leader/founder: Palutena

Of course the goddess is the one who created the squad. While she does loves to mess with Pit, she deeply cares about him and always proud of him for getting his job done. Also give him floor ice cream for breakfast.

Emotional Support/Girlfriend:

Leaf

Yes I ship Pit and Leaf together, don't judge lol. But girls like her would always cheered him up, whatever he felts down or get teased by anyone. Leaf would be the one who encourage Pit and always tell him not to give up or she hesitate and call Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard to beat someone's ass who mess with Pit.

Co-founder:

Viridi

Look, her and Pit are buddy buddy. But deep down in Viridi's mind. She does deeply wants to joined the club and keep an eye on Pit if Palutena isn't no where. Not only that, she's doing this for money.

BFF:

Sora

Why not. Screw death battle, these two are besties. Not only they look like each other, but they do share the same brain cells. Although, I gotta admit that Sora is sort of smarter than Pit to get him out of trouble before Sora himself would get himself in trouble hehe

Bodyguard: Simon

Weren't they were in the same crappy cartoon before? Pit does look up to Simon of how strong and brave he is. Also Simon would keep Pit away from Bayonetta 🤣

Role Model: Megaman

Oh look another friend of Pit who also involved with the crappy cartoon. I mean, look. Megaman is so cool to Pit and he look up to him. He wants to be like that Robot boy.

Bro Call: Dark Pit

Last by not least. Dark Pit, sure they fight but Dark Pit does cares about Pit and view him as a brother. He may not say it to his face but prefer it that way so he won't felt embarrassed if Pit ever overheard him.

[misora-msby]

ー goddess of love [c53]

“look who’s here with a bunch of drugs!” koushi announced as you opened the door.

“you do not have drugs...” you said though you narrowed your eyes at the bags in his hands.

“you’re right. i brought chocolate and some strawberries from the grocery store near my school,” he grinned while kicking his shoes off and walking further into your house. "they're addictive enough though, don't you think?"

you couldn't help but smile a little at that.

"i guess so. but what's the rest of the stuff in the bags?" you asked, knowing that chocolate and strawberries weren't the only things in his duffel bag and plastic bag.

"instant spicy noodles... because i know you don't keep any at your apartment. and my own belongings because i'm staying the night." koushi replied, holding up his duffel bag. you blinked in surprise.

"wait a second, since when did i say you can stay the night?"

"technically, never!”

"then...?"

"i invited myself and i know you wouldn't disagree."

you crossed your arms, glaring at the man for a moment before sighing, "you're right. but once again, my house is a little messy. hope you don't mind."

koushi hummed in reply. he didn’t mind a little mess all that much. after all, he worked with children everyday. that was... until he saw the state of your kitchen - a half eaten pot of noodles sitting in the sink with some mugs, empty plastic containers which once contained food from the convenience store piled by the bin, two empty bottles of wine to accompany them, and an empty tissue box.

“i already said it’s messy,” you mumbled upon seeing his shocked look, worried that he might think less of you. how foolish it was to be reduced to this state after a mere rejection... your emotions were already in a mess so just wondering if the state of your apartment might bring your lifelong friend to start despising you too was bringing tears to your already puffy eyes.

but koushi was quick to smile at you. “come on, let’s clean this up together, yeah? do you still like that band from high school? i’ve got their songs downloaded!” he rolled up his sleeves and began playing the nostalgic songs from his phone before placing the device up on a shelf. “we can have a little karaoke session while cleaning up.”

you looked with surprise at the man. it wasn’t surprising he remembered you liked them - after all, you once dragged him to their concert. but you were more surprised at how quick he was able to smile and try to cheer you up. “i... i don’t know, it doesn’t seem fair to you, koushi.” you fiddled with the end of your shirt while watching him already take out a new garbage bag.

“please, i’m just helping you out! see it as... a payment for the free cookies throughout high school.” his grin seemed to light up your little kitchen. “and you can make me some chocolate strawberries for us to eat after dinner. you said you didn’t want to bake so i got something easy for us to make together. sounds good?”

“well...”

“come on, y/n, i know you wanna!”

“well ok then!” you smiled and shuffled forward to help begin washing the pot in the sink.

koushi felt his heart become warmer at the sight of your smile. perhaps it wasn’t a good idea for him to be so close to you, knowing your current state of emotions, and his feelings for the past year or so... but he wanted to see you happy. so even if his heart ached, that didn’t matter to him.

the night passed quickly with the two of you making a simple fried rice for dinner, followed by gorging yourselves on chocolate and strawberries. it was then followed by many rounds of mario kart and smash bros, and was finally finished off by you two taking turns to have a bath.

as koushi walked into your dimly-lit bedroom after his bath, he noticed you getting comfortable on the floor.

“you don’t intend to sleep there do you?” he raised an eyebrow.

“the blanket is thick enough. i forgot i lent kiyoko my futon for her bachelorette party...” you replied sheepishly.

“well there’s no way i’m letting you sleep on the floor.” the man crossed his arms. “i’ll take the floor.”

you crossed your arms in return at his reply. “and i’m not letting you take the floor. you’ve already been so nice to me.”

“and i’ll continue being nice, so get your butt off the floor. i’ll take it.”

“i don’t want to.”

koushi narrowed his eyes at you, then at your single-sized bed, then back at you.

“let’s just share your bed.” he said nonchalantly.

“w-what?!” you gasped, shaking your head, “no way! i’m not sharing a bed with you!”

the man couldn’t help but smile a little at how energetic you were. it was a sight he hasn’t seen for a while. even when you two were playing mario kart and you were losing, you only sighed and muttered to yourself. but now it looked like your mood was significantly improving. he liked to think it was thanks to him.

“i won’t kick or touch you. you know that, y/n.” koushi said and laid down on the side of the bed closest to the wall. “come on, it’ll be just like our sleepovers as kids!”

you looked up at him from your spot on the floor for a couple of seconds, unsure if it was alright. he was a man now after all, not just the cute boy next door who would steal your cookies or would pelt you with snowballs the moment the first snow fell.

“if at any point you want me to get out, i’ll gladly do it alright?” he reminded in a gentle voice.

after a few more seconds of consideration, you nodded and got up, moving your blanket to lay next to him.

the bed surprisingly had enough space, even if you were strangely aware of the heat emanating from his body or how once in a while your knee would brush against his.

“do you feel better after today?” koushi asked in a soft voice, raising his hand to gently push a strand of hair away from your face.

you nodded. “thank you, koushi. you’re really the greatest friend anyone could have. even if you made a little mess of the chocolate.” you giggled at the memory.

“h-hey! it was my first time making those!” he pouted in the dim orange light.

“i’m just teasing you!” you giggled as you closed your eyes. “but really, thank you.”

koushi hummed and pulled the blanket up. “did it feel just like our sleepovers when we were kids?” he asked as he shut his own eyes.

“mmhm... just like back then,” you mumbled as you drifted off.

though you couldn’t remember your heart beating this fast when you were a kid.

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[nityarawal]

4/4/2024

Morning Songs

That's A Lot Of 4's

4/4/2024

You Got A 4th For Me

Or We're You Just

Kidding Mommies

Didn't You Hear

Beyonce Crying

About 16 Cybertrucks

16 Chariots

Brahma

Inspired

Didn't You Hear

Beyonce Crying

No Mana

Her City Was

Flooded

No Prana

To Fly

How Can You Let

The Carbon Queen's

Molest

Our Children

Stardust

And Robot Us

They're Cold And 

Calculating

Invitro Baes

Witchhunting

Clones

Need New Laws

For Mommies 

AI

At Court

Breeders At Large

For They've Martyred

Mastered Felonry

But That's Not God

Goddess Doesn't Gloat

Egotistical

Neither Does Real 

Elon

Taylor

Britney

Or Beyonce

Queen B's Want To

Offer Cowgirl Diva

Services

Be A Bodyguard

Make More Beyonces

Poet Of Rumi

With Ma Army

Close Courts

But Not Robots

Of Us

For The Most Beautiful

Black Birds

That We've Seen

Live

Like 'Wild Elon'

In A Cage

For A Jewish Staffing

Agency

Does My Niece

Charlotte Barnes

Rawal

Manage The Beyonce

Brand

Does Charlotte

And Gay Bros

Decorate Space-X

And Help Bully

Elon Under His Desk

We're Not Worried

About The Monkeys

And Apes

We're Worried About

You

Ya' All Up In 

The Air

Homeless

Like Bonobos

Practicing Medicine

On You

Breeding

Astronaut

Dissasters

Carbon Queen's

Selling The Likes

Of You

Endless Trafficking

So How You Gonna 

Protect Me

How 'Ya Gonna

Deliver

My Babies

With Your

Pants On

How 'Ya Gonna

Be My Sister

When All Your

Jewish Attys

Just Want To "F"

Me

Do You Love Me

More Mamma

Do You Love Me

Like A Sister

Do You Love Me

More Mamma

Agape Style

Could I Be An 

Auntie

At Your Hearth

A Caretaker

Do You Love Me

More Mamma

Do You Trust Me

To Protect Your

Hearth

Journalist

'Cuz I'd Flash

The Beyonce

Card

All Day Long

And Jay Curatolo's

Eyes Will Roll

His Boss

P.D. Mathew 

Robert's

And All His 

Minions

Will Be So Inspired

When They Slap

Up

That Junk Art

Wall

And Sing Your

Tunes

Of Apologies

To All 

Officers Of

Yesteryear

Celebrated

Farewell 

Jewish Attys Will

Build New Walls

Like The Slaves

Of Your Ancestors

But Their Won't 

Be In Slavery

At All

For The Jewish Men

Cry On Their

Knees

Tripling Prices On

Real Estate

Discriminating

Racists

Begging

Forgive Us

"Others"

They Brand Us

Raiding Our Homes

Forgive Us

Tesla Is Swimming

In Floods

Beyonce's

Home

Under Water

She Claims

In Texas Hoe

Down

Forgive Us

Mamma

Why'd You Betray

Our VP

Why Wasn't She

Enough For Douggie

Elmhoff

Why'd You Betray

Beyonce

#Trumpleberry

Weren't American 

Rockstars 

Enough

You Had To Sell 

Us

As Robots

Missionising

World War 3

On Crack

Stormy Daniels'

On Plateau

Instead Of

Our "Dead" First

Lady

First Queen

Why'd You Need

A Ukranian

Baby Factory

Why'd The Jewish

Attys

Shame Their Glorious

Wives

Why'd They Sell Their 

Daughters

On The Black Market

To Military

It's Not The Way

Of Our American

Girls'

You Came Here

Because You

Loved Us First

It's Not The Way

Of The American

Girls'

We're Prudes

Proud Prudes

Prudent Moms

Prudential Realtors

Investors

Mothers

Homesmart

Real Estate Moms

NAR

National Association 

Of Realtors

If You Love Yourself

A "Natalie"

So Much

Than Learn To Honor 

Her

Courts Took Her Man

On An Atty Con

He Wasn't Much

On His Own

She's The Broker

Black Swan

They Took Her Man

On An Atty Con

He Wasn't Much

On His Own

But He Was Her

Baby Daddy

Her Provider

She Entrusted

He Wasn't Much

We Yell Good Riddance

To Be Honest

We Want Our

White

Swans Back

Swimming

Free

And

Our Kids

And Jewish Attys

Clearly

Don't Deserve

Beyonce's

Goddesses

Sisterhood

Blessings

Peace,

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