#they were kinda fucking dumbasses for that

[00valentina-writes00]

idk if you've done one already but a super protective abby? someone flirting with us at a bar or somewhere and she gets really jealous and so forth. at the end of the night its kinda an angry/possessive fuck? not mad at us but just incredibly annoyed and angry. manhandling etc. hope this makes sense. love your stories!!!!

♡♥︎ Mine to Take ♥︎♡

Warnings: rough sex, possessiveness, jealousy, Abby being a beast, choking, spanking, manhandling, strap-on sex, overstimulation, good aftercare

You didn’t notice the way the guy was looking at you.

Didn’t catch the way his eyes flicked to your lips when you spoke, or the way he stood just a little too close.

You were too focused on the WLF supply run plans, explaining the best route to take through the city ruins.

But Abby noticed.

From across the gym, arms folded over her broad chest, jaw clenched so tight it looked painful—she fucking noticed.

And when his hand brushed your arm, lingering just a second too long? That was it

Heavy boots stormed across the room before you even realized Abby had been watching, and suddenly, a strong hand wrapped around your bicep.

“Done talkin’,” Abby muttered, voice low, dangerous.

You barely had a second to react before she was dragging you out of the gym, her grip firm, unrelenting.

“Abby—what the hell?”

She didn’t answer.

Didn’t stop.

Not until she shoved you inside her quarters and slammed the door behind her, she stepped out of her pants and pulled on her strap without a word, a scowl across her features.

You barely had time to turn before she was on you, hands gripping your hips, spinning you around, pressing you face-first against the door.

“What the fuck was that?” she growled, her breath hot against your ear.

You blinked, confused. “What—?”

Her hand came down hard on your ass. A sharp crack echoed in the room.

You gasped.

Abby leaned in, pressing her chest flush against your back, her voice a low, dangerous whisper.

“You think I didn’t see the way he was looking at you?” Her fingers dug into your hips, possessive, claiming. “The way he was flirting with you?”

“I—Abby, I wasn’t—”

Another slap.

Your body jerked against the door, heat flooding between your thighs.

“You didn’t even notice, did you?” she murmured, her teeth grazing the shell of your ear. “Fuckin’ oblivious.”

Her hands roamed, sliding under your shirt, squeezing your breasts, fingers pinching your nipples just enough to make you gasp.

Abby growled, rolling her hips against you, and fuck—the thick length of her strap was pressing insistently against your ass.

“You let another guy look at you like that?” she murmured. “You let him stand that close?”

You whimpered, shaking your head.

“Who do you belong to?”

“You,” you gasped. “Only you, Abs.”

That was all she needed.

Rough hands yanked your pants down, dragging your soaked underwear with them. She kicked your legs apart and lined up, pressing the fat head of her strap against your slick folds.

She didn’t ease in.

Didn’t give you time to adjust.

She fucked into you, deep and brutal, one hand gripping your throat, the other pinning your hip to the door.

“You need me to remind you who owns this pussy?” she growled, her hips snapping forward.

The stretch burned in the best way, making you keen against the door, your body already shaking.

Abby was relentless.

Her strap filled you, thick and unforgiving, each thrust knocking the air from your lungs.

Her grip on your throat tightened, not enough to hurt—just enough to keep you right there, floating, pliant, hers.

“You take me so good,” she murmured, pressing a kiss to your neck, her voice rough with possession. “So fuckin’ perfect for me.”

Your walls clenched around her, your knees buckling, but Abby just held you up, keeping you trapped between her body and the door.

She spanked you again, the sting making you cry out. “Bet that dumbass couldn’t fuck you like this,” she taunted, her breath ragged. “Bet he couldn’t make you this wet just from bein’ put in your place.”

You couldn’t answer—not when you were so close, your body coiling tight, overwhelmed, trembling.

Abby felt it.

Knew exactly how to push you over the edge.

Her hand slipped between your thighs, fingers rubbing tight, desperate circles over your clit.

“Come on, baby,” she whispered. “Cum for me.”

That was all it took.

Your orgasm tore through you, making you shake, cry out, walls spasming around her strap.

But Abby didn’t stop.

Didn’t slow down.

She kept fucking you, dragging you through another high, using you until you were wrecked—until you were babbling, whimpering her name, completely and utterly hers.

Only then did she ease up, her hands softening, her lips pressing slow, tender kisses along your spine.

She pulled out gently, turning you around, catching you before your legs gave out.

You collapsed against her, boneless, breathless, your head resting against her chest.

Abby scooped you up effortlessly, carrying you to the bed, laying you down with a tenderness that made your chest ache.

“Easy,” she murmured, wiping the sweat from your forehead.

She cleaned you up with a warm cloth, massaging your sore muscles, her lips pressing soft apologies to your skin.

“You okay?” she asked, her voice quiet now, her rough edges softened.

You nodded, sighing as she curled up behind you, her strong arms wrapping around you, holding you close.

Abby kissed the back of your neck, whispering against your skin.

“Mine.”

And you smiled, pressing your body against hers, completely, undeniably hers.

[mysticwolfshadows]

I see a lot of identity shinanagins with Superbat, but I kinda wanna see more "they were dating all along" stuff. I've only seen, like, maybe two fics? And both were just the JL. And I wanna see the Batfam and the Supes trying to get these two fuckers together, thinking the sextual tension is unresolved, when in reality, they just aren't ready to tell anyone yet.

So you have scenes like, Clark offhandedly mentioning that he has a date that night while on the phone with Ma Kent, and Conner hears and immediately calls Dick or Tim, who yell at him, because "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM!!! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TRY THE LOCKED IN A CLOSET TRICK TOMORROW AT THE GALA!!!" So then the Batfam tries to improvise and try to get Bruce to admit he's jealous by mentioning "oh, yeah, Kon mentioned that Clark has a date!" And eyeing Bruces when he snaps a pencil, thinking they got him, while Bruce is screaming internally, because fuck now they have to change their date plans because the kids are definitely going to try and spy.

Or Dick quickly calling Kara because, "heeeey, I know it's short notice... But Bruce is in Metropolis for a thing, and he's stopping for lunch at that one cafe. And I need you to help stage a meet cute." "...Dick, there's only so many times I can call Clark and ask him to a sudden lunch, only to show up late or cancel last minute, and him to run into Bruce, before they both get suspicious. It hasn't worked the last 20 times, and it won't work now. Face it, the 'cafe meet cute' plan is a bust." "NO, NO, IT'S GONNA WORK!" Meanwhile, Bruce is sitting at their usual table, frowning and texting Clark, asking where he is. And Clarks like, at work??? And they both realized that Bruce stopped telling Clark he was going to be in town for lunch, because they just expect Kara and Dick to do the thing.

And in the end, they find out that Bruce and Clark have been officially dating for like 8 years, and have had an off-on thing since Dick was Robin. And that the ONLY ONE who knew was Jason, because he walked in on them in the Batcave when he was Robin, and then died shortly after. And the only reason he didn't say anything after he came back, was because he liked watching his siblings scramble to try and set up the two dumbasses that have already been together for basically two decades, and are getting married.

[karmaajr]

guys not the way I cried over my mum getting pissed at me outside our flat earlier and calling me a chav

for context, she called me on my phone a while back n started yelling at me n I was SO lost n turned out she only wanted me and my relative to go downstairs and pick up the shopping

n I tried to get our relative to wake up but bro js got pissy with me so I started stressing out on what I should tell my mum JUST when she calls me on my phone again

the convo follows:

-> *name* where the hell are you? it's freezing, I'm not getting all of this crap myself

-> my bad my bad, I'm uhm trying to find clothes to change into?? also *relatives name* won't wake up so what do I do??

-> I don't know! for God's sake do I have to do everything around here? just get down here

-> im still in my pjs tho...

-> I DONT CARE just come downstairs!! stop overcomplicating everything for once

-> okayokay sorry, I'll be down in a min after I find my coat

-> it's fine, it's pretty warm

i was kinda confused CUZ SHE LITERALLY SAID IT WAS FREEZING LIKE A MINUTE BEFORE??? but like, whatevs!! I still go find my coat though because like....... homie my pjs is a tank top and some thin pyjama trousers so HELL NO LMAOOO 😭😭😭

n I get downstairs after a bit n mum starts giving me stuff while giving me dirty looks and I'm like whatevs, she's probs in a bad mood cuz I was so slow n then MY DUMBASS makes the mistake of tucking my hair behind my ear 💀

which then reveals my collarbone more clearly and my mum absolutely LOSES HER SHIT OMG?!?! like girl starts screaming at me to zip up and starts saying how I look like a chav n like a....... ✨️paid adult fun timer in the making✨️ to make it PG for yall 😍😍

anyways like two minutes later our creepy neighbour pulls up and makes everything SM worse n even looks me up and down with a smirk while offering to "help us out while (my) baba is gone" as if im not literally younger than his eldest daughter 🙏🙏 (only by a year BUT STILL HOLY SHIT?? WE USED TO BE FRIENDS AS WELL SO IT MAKES IT SM WORSEE)

n ya the walk back upstairs adds to the shittiness of it all cuz mums talking shit about like, everybody in existence once again AND TALKING SMACK ABT OUR RELATIVE WHICH IS COMPLETELY FAIR CUZ OUR RELATIVE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING OMG 💀💀💀🙏

anyways like half n hour ago I went to the living room (where my mum and sister are cuddling on the sofa watching some film that i wasnt told they were gna be watching so thats whatevs ig :D) after putting the kettle on boil and tried to check with my mum if she said what she actually said (cuz this happens a lot n she denies it afterwards which makes me feel like I'm going mad omg) and she starts laughing for like 2-3 minutes straight with me standing in the doorway on the verge of teats n my sister like "amma what word??? what word is she talking about????"

anyways I give up, pour myself some hot water after basically getting the confirmation and go to my mums room (2 bedroom flat and my relatives taken over my room atp) to cry LOL

then locked in a few minutes later BCUZ WHAT AM I CRYING OVER TF?!??!? STOP BEING A LIL BITCHHHHH????!? then I remember her absolute loathing for chavs and them lot, get upset again and blah blah now im listening to AMAZING ass covers on YouTube (on my ipad) n writing this so I can stop feeling upset omg 🙏🙏🙏 ANYWAYS BAI YALL WHO ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ THIS WHOLE THINGGG

[sir-arlieosaurus-lung-struggler]

You know when u get a random trama thing lol, for me its songs that become intrinsically tied to specific events :D then I just kinda stop in my tracks when I hear some of them lol

Anyway random fun tidbit about me: I listened to Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus on loop for like an hour+ as I sobbed at 2 am the night of a bomb threat at my school, that was fun 💀 (it was like- 2ish years ago) (don't ask by Teenage Dirtbag idk why I think it had just been stuck in my head & my brain attaches to songs for like a dayish then drops them)

Tldr; fuck no I ain't putting my phone in a calculator caddy that shit stays in my purse 🖕

[britishraptor]

Yes. Yes I’m sure that’s the one I want. Yes, I know. No, I won’t be changing my mind. Yes he’s a bit…strange, sometimes. No, I don’t need help. Just. Just trust me, okay?

[musubiki]

Alr, so you said that Goldwoods are like one of the prettiest people you would ever see--

Then i need to know if EVERY Goldwood is ginger.

Cuz i remember you once posted a picture of Limes sister, and im wondering from what part of the family are they ginger, like: their mother or their father?? Are their grandparents they live with also ginger? Will Limes and Mochi daughter also be one of them ginger? XDD

Also if we're (rather i am, but whatever) talking about family traits, CAN WE LEARN MORE PLS AB MOCHIS FATHER???? U also mentioned him before, but you havent shared a lot of info ab him 👉👈🥺

Only if you want to ofc🕊️

Also have a nice day!🌱

yeah (almost) every goldwood is a ginger!!! i lime and his sister are both gingers, i think they get it from their....dad..??? i havent decided that yet, but in any case their mom is also beautiful...upholding the goldwood reputation....and YES mochi and limes child is eventually a ginger as well hehe

i havent really talked about mochis dad..i dont even have a name for him yet (though dango is a strong name contender bc its a cute name and i havent used it on anyone yet but we'll see) but the best comparison i could make of him is that hes very gallagher-esq from hsr...that kinda gruffy laid back dilf energy. imagine a middle-aged battle hardened guy with mochis hair color (and also maybe the mochi hair fluff??)

as far as occupation its also up in the air bc i havent fleshed him out yet but i see him as the kind of person who has a lot of responsibility/people to take care of and also has to move around a lot, like the leader of the northern merchant caravans or something, and is also potentially related to/in the guild of another witch, which is why tiramisu didnt stay with him in the first place.. the kind of thing where you cant have too many powerful witches in one place and he actually did love her but had obligations to the other witch already... previous crow witch maybe???

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know this little throwaway gag is so bizarre to me and I know this game is a bit very different to 2 and 3 but look at Matt's reaction when Jack raids the place in 3:

You'd argue he's simply stopping Jack bc he hates this guy and he also hates this job which Could Be True but i highly doubt bc overall despite his virginity and overall cursed vibe, Matt seems to be a good employee, by all means (I mean, Peter literally gave him a vacation instead of firing him in 2, so that says a lot).

Plus, Dave hates this guy as much as he hates him! He literally always calls him creepy and, AND!

This is the only footage you get of the prize corner in 2. Which is also the first game to show Matt and Dave's disdain for one another, Dave being likely more scared of Matt than Matt will ever be of him.

Which is all very curious. 2 does set a drastic change for Matt too with him going from being just strange to outright creepy, so was the old pizza place closing something that actually affected him or was he consistently that creepy all along? And if the later, did he just start hating Dave after that or did they always have beef and they simply had some sort of arrangement (or even higher word from Steven who tended to let Dave do whatever he wanted in general) that let him do so?

[heart-wit-strength]

Do you think when Darcy suggested extracting the powers from the girls via dissection it implied that Anne being the wielder of Heart calamity, its assumption was that the power was stored literally inside her heart and so they were going to try extract that thing out, since the Core had no fucking clue how the powers worked

[girlwiththegreenhat]

you ever just. trigger your fight or flight response. over a tv show

[bucketspammer4life]

looking through my old messages is so traumatizing i want to go back in time and kick myself in the stomach like what possessed you...

[whumpy-wyrms]

yk i was having trouble writing tllr chapter 12 because Dew is sick with a fever in the beginning and i just,, idk felt uninspired or something because im not the biggest fan of sickfics or whatever

well now i’m sick with a fever and it’s helll so sorry Dew im gonna have to put you through this now my bad 👍👍 at least i am now inspired

if this post makes no sense it’s because my brain hurts and i’m tired 👍👍👍

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

the whole thing of treating pets like family members is real cute until you lose the capability of understanding youre caring for animals n not cute fluffy plushies labeled "child"

my mom INSISTED on adopting 2 somewhat big dogs out of pity last year, she insists on getting attached to pets like theyre her children so thats the cutesy way she originally treated them.we do not have enough space for 2 dogs their size n she refuses to ever play w them or take them on walks (im unable to do that myself bc i cant go where theyre kept without help n shed just get mad.i know she would from experience), most of her interaction w them when shes not cutely calling them her kids bc theyre cute to look at is screaming at them for barking, she literally spends the entire day at times talking abt how she wishes she didnt have them n their food is getting way too expensive for how much money we have.so yk she decided to give them away to this guy w a HUGE farm space proper for dogs like them, ignoring how she treats them one could say its noble she realized theyre not well here n let them go somewhere better for their needs

anyways then in less than a day she threw a hissy fit she wanted her "children" back bc she cannot see pets as animals but as cutesy children who need mommy constantly so the dogs r back at somewhere theyll eventually die of boredom bc their only entertainment is barking at lizards bc my mom cant understand dogs have needs n arent there to play cutesy family roles n look nice.its just your responsability for a pet owner to know your ANIMALS needs, n some ppl r literally just not cut to own pets if they insist on seeing them as "essentially people bc its cute to treat them like they r" than animals w specific needs to be kept

like.on base calling pets family is cute.i get the appeal im willing to play along w being the pets sister bc it IS a cute term to use for fun.but when you do it sm you can no longer understand you own animals n not literal children (granted if she treated a child like that shed land in jail immediately) thats just.honestly youre just kinda stupid n obviously get pets bc theyre cute to have, not bc you want to take care of animals

[muskmelon-enjoyer-199x]

thinking about the time this young 19 y/o guy i used to work with was talking to me about a bunch of random stuff and I said something about how he shouldnt worry about something this girl said on a dating app because he was just overthinking it and snowballing over nothing.

He paused a minute and said, "I guess you probably have more experience with women than me, huh?" I thought a second, but it was true. I'm not some kind of relationship guru and I fuck up a lot, but I do know more about dating and maintaining a relationship than a 19 y/o wannabe bodybuilder that watches Andrew Tate and has terminal virgin energy.

I said "I guess so, yeah'" and he visibly deflated. Like it was such a blow to his ego. I think maybe he was tethering his sense of masculinity to some weird sexual marketplace virility bullshit and felt emasculated?

im like a weird limp-wristed lesbian with a flamerboy 2003 fashion designer voice. I wear mens and womens clothes as I feel and often just have frizzy hair idgaf about because i'm not a public-facing employee most of the time anyways. if you spend more than a few hours around me it's probably pretty easy to see im a tranny no matter how hard i deny it and im honestly just kinda goofy and do silly shit for my own amusement. normies seem to like me alright and say im fun to be around but also think im a weirdo and I guess that's okay because I have some friends and a wife and I don't need external validation like that (or at least not desperately lmao).

but he seemed genuinely hurt and threatened by the possibility that I've been more successful with women than him and that just feels so weird to me. like why do you feel bad? It's not a competition and even if it was the women you like wouldnt like me and the women that like me wouldnt like you? Maybe stop talking about right wing bodybuilders and acting macho at work because those girls you like think you're an annoying closet case?

[radmista]

I did a somewhat impulsive thing 🫢🫢🫢

Isn't she so cute!!! I need name ideas! She came with the name Squid, and it's very cute, but I want to see if something fits her more.

I usually name my dogs after Greek heroes, idk if I should keep the same naming scheme with her. My other adopted dog is named after a liquor from her previous foster so I guess I don't hold completely to the naming schemes XD

[skhardwarevers1]

shit now I can’t think of the entire universe collapsing without mentally saying “that’s kinda gay”

[superfluouskeys]

this class is such a shitshow lol