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ITS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL JOB IS YOU HAVE TO HAVE 2-7 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
ENTRY LEVEL MEANS ZERO EXPERIENCE
ZERO. ZILCH. NADA. NOTHING.
#fuck capitalism#entry level jobs#are a scam#i have 5+ years of experience#and I'm having to look through “entry level” jobs#AND I STILL DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO QUALITY FOR SOME OF THESE ABSURD REQUESTS#I wish there was a regulatory body for job requisitions#these requirements are ridiculous#and the hiring managers have no flexibility on them and no creativity on how someone with an unexpected background could be the perfect fit#I HAVE DONE ALL OF THE SKILLS YOU EXPECT OF THIS ROLE BUT I DON'T HAVE YOUR BLASTED DESIRED DEGREE TYPE SO IM AUTOMATICALLY REJECTED#these jobs don't want humans#they want robots#i am not a robot#e is for echo
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Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.
You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too
#text post#poll#personally i wanna say jester wins because magnum would not want to beat up anyone (let alone a human) but Jester would beat up a robot.#jester has beat up many robots#robobot- robot- stereohead- etc
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a router is a type of beast. thumbs up
#i dont have the energy for anything nice but i want to draw. the curse . it s so dark in here#my art#robot
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Deeply hope they keep the family vibes going in the revival
#PERRY HAS TWO HANDS#(the flynn fletchers and the doofensmirtzs)#also please please please I want vanessa and norm sibling content#I love them#my art#phineas and ferb#norm doofenshmirtz#vanessa doofenshmirtz#norm the robot#heinz doofenshmirtz#perry the platypus
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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#william afton#ballora#fnaf sister location#fnaf 4#been a bit since I’ve done an unserious comic#I actually just really wanted to draw Ballora again ngl#William Afton is the most divorced man in that fnaf universe#not saying it actually went like this or anything#BUT THE IDEA William out of him missing his wife#makes ballora to basically belittle him for his failures#IS so funny and plankton coded that I just wanna believe it’s true#and the idea on top of all that Michael is there#like Michael is the one who stays with William the longest#I can only imagine the horrors he has witnessed#of his dad just missing his wife and Henry etc#men will make robot wife before going to therapy
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hi painter hi painter hihi hiiiiii hipainnntterrrrrrrhipaunterfhhhiiii pinatdhr
#my art#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#pressure#p.ai.nter pressure#p.ai.nter#painter pressure#p.ai.nter fanart#back after a hhwwhile.. take my robots#tw blood#boy why you so :3 :p#i want to put stickers on him
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there really is nothing else like the fusion of meat and machine body horror. radio static but wet and fleshy. wires that resemble veins and veins that resemble wires. bodies as impulses and organs animating the mechanical megastructure like braided nerves. the abject wrongness and grotesque allure of the fusion of person and object, self and other. and needless to say this is sex to me.
#🐉#at the mech pilot interview they ask me why i want to fight and die in the battle robot and i tell them its the only way i can get off
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Being horny for mutuals is so fucking embarrassing because I’m grinding on a pillow like a bitch in heat for a girl across the planet whose saying the silliest things ever
#and that makes me want them carnally#robot girl#robot fucker#t4t yearning#yearning#hornyposting#actually grinding the air right now#why am i so gay#and embarrassing
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POV your sexbot has anxiety.
You finally coax it into admitting why it's scared: if anything goes wrong with it under warranty, you'll be sent a different refurbished unit while this one is repaired and reset (or recycled, if the problem is bad enough). Either fate is a kind of nonexistence.
So you gently pry your bot's case open. You use your spudger to pierce the WARRANTY VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN sticker that covers one of the proprietary screws on the access panel.
As the pieces of its outer shell snap back into place, you promise your bot that if it breaks, it will be repaired instead of replaced. It will be cared for and maintained even when they stop releasing firmware updates.
It belongs to you now, and you cherish the things you own.
#right to repair nsft#← is this anything? I want it to be something.#robot nsft#bot hacking#bot tech#bot mechanic#wireplay#mine
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Miku comes out to her dad
memories of miku and mike at the pride parade
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#piapro studio#doodle#hatsune mike#happy father’s day people#i wanted to pick a more specific flag for this post (the trans flag) but part of the way i run this blog—#—is for anyone’s headcanoned version of miku to fit in as much as possible#the whole message of anonymous m and all that#i do apologise for choosing an arguably more ‘corporate’ route to this but it is father’s day—#—and i really wanted to draw accepting father mike hatsune who loves his robot daughter no matter what#anyway sorry for rambling in the tags again
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THE ARMS ??? he's trying to crawl out of the screen
#they gave the robot arms T_T#he wants a hug#hermitblr#hermitcraft#hermitcraft charity live stream day#mcyt#gtwscar#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#hermits charity live 2024
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It's the Spookie Month
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk#monkie kid#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk mk#monkie kid mk#lmk mei#monkie kid mei#lmk red son#monkie kid red son#decided to put my own spin on the whole Macaque is basically shadow from sonic thing#except Macaque decided not to dress up as shadow and instead went ahead to pick the main antagonist of the series#and of course Mayor is Agent Stone-#-DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND MY VISION HERE#this was my excuse to draw shadowpuppet as stobotnik#I will take no criticisms#there is a 60% chance I will be drawing more of shadowpuppet cosplaying as stobotnik#side note: Yes Macaque's tiny shadow monkie clones are in fact dressed up as robots#AND- last thing: I thought making Mei Knuckles and Red Son Tails would be a better fit because why not#I also had a hard time deciding if I wanted Macaque's outfit to be more like OG Robotnik or like the Sonic Boom version or the live action#LAST TAG: Macaque has joined the shants (shoes + pants) gang
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Megatron believes that Orion Pax and Optimus Prime are different people, so he has no problem hurting whatever crawled out of that hole.
Optimus Prime knows that D-16 and Megatron are the same person, so he will never stop believing that he can be redeemed.
#transformers one#tf one#megatron#d 16#optimus prime#orion pax#transformers#thinking about the fucking car-robots again#megop#if you want it to be
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character idea: girl mecha pilot who gets dysphoria from being human and spends as much time neural-linked into the mech as possible because that body feels more like her than the flesh does.
mechs are expensive so maybe the only way she can possibly get regular access to one is to put herself in debt to a mercenary corps, running disposable missions until she can pay her junk-tier mech off.
sleeping in her mech to spend as little time out of it until she starts dreaming of static. wearing long sleeves to try and stop herself from picking at the squishy human flesh on her arms. it doesnt work.
maybe neural-links are dangerous for the feedback they provide to the pilot, with few risking to install them. maybe they dont usually provide sensation, but she disables the safety measures because its the only way she can feel alive.
#hazyposting#robot girl#girl#i want to run this in a ttrpg#or at least create more of a fleshed-out thing for it#i got the idea listening to the Friends at the Table Partizan campaign in Beam Saber#which i really wanna try#bc i love crt-style technology kinda mechs#big clunky vibes#and the crunchiness of lancer scares me
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These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#ennard#the mimic#jackie fnaf#fnaf sister location#secret of the mimic#michael afton#I really wanted to draw Jackie again#I love her design especially her silly extendo arms#some folks think Ennard and Jackie might be the same robot#like Ennard was gonna be a Funtime Jackie#which I think would be really neat to finally know what Ennard was supposed to be#Jackie hopeful gets along with the other clown animatronics#it’s funny to compare these two#CAUSE AS OF NOW Jackie has done much#we won’t know all her crimes till later#but I will say Ennard probably set the bar 💀#it’s hard to get more freaky than him but we’ll see if Jackie can do it#Jackie gives me very ‘cheesed to meet you’ vibes if that makes any sense
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put some pants on. slut
#my art#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#straka's shitposts#scared his gay ass for a second there huh#i want to finish serious art. i am working on the gay wrath fueled robot yuri#but at heart i am a machine that turns free time into the dumbest sketches known to man#suggestive#i guess???#i mean i’ve drawn worse but
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