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nouns-are-bad · 2 years ago
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Monster 141 au where soap hides what he is because he was bullied in the past and shunned
The 141 going on a mission and everyone except soap is down and he needs to get them out of there
Soap turning into a big hyena that’s taller than even ghost and big enough to support all three of his teammates on his back and get them out of the danger zone
All three of his teammates on his back holding onto his mane as he’s goin Mach fuckin 5 to get them to safety and swerving around trees left and right to dodge bullets
Once they get to exfil soap turns back and is waiting for the ball to drop, for them to cut him out like everyone else
Except that doesn’t happen, gaz speaks first, he talks about how fuckin awesome Johnny is and how cool he looks
Price talks about how for his size he moves sharp corners quickly and controlled, that it probably took a lot of training and work to get to that point
And ghost, Simon, says that his fur felt rough and soft at the same time, like a big stuffed animal
It makes Johnny feel so much better and accepted
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freackthejester · 4 months ago
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I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"
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willabee · 4 months ago
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fernsnailz · 6 months ago
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i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas
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justnoodlefishthings · 4 months ago
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
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tenderanarchist · 1 year ago
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These are so fun to make
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spooksier · 7 months ago
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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
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imperatoralicia · 8 months ago
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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.
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getrope1 · 9 months ago
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You cant make this shit up
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months ago
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
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quwyou · 6 months ago
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tier tier list
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yanderemeganekko · 8 months ago
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quixoticprince · 23 days ago
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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care
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Based on this post thread
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typhlonectes · 9 months ago
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wastrelwoods · 2 months ago
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you gotta clock in and go piss, dont piss and then clock in. never surrender! steal company time forever
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