#they steal

[nouns-are-bad]

Monster 141 au where soap hides what he is because he was bullied in the past and shunned

The 141 going on a mission and everyone except soap is down and he needs to get them out of there

Soap turning into a big hyena that’s taller than even ghost and big enough to support all three of his teammates on his back and get them out of the danger zone

All three of his teammates on his back holding onto his mane as he’s goin Mach fuckin 5 to get them to safety and swerving around trees left and right to dodge bullets

Once they get to exfil soap turns back and is waiting for the ball to drop, for them to cut him out like everyone else

Except that doesn’t happen, gaz speaks first, he talks about how fuckin awesome Johnny is and how cool he looks

Price talks about how for his size he moves sharp corners quickly and controlled, that it probably took a lot of training and work to get to that point

And ghost, Simon, says that his fur felt rough and soft at the same time, like a big stuffed animal

It makes Johnny feel so much better and accepted

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[willabee]

[freackthejester]

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

[fernsnailz]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[doovild]

Let her be happy!

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[youareagoodperson]

Just an FYI. The FDA is not allowed to announce any food recalls due to the health communications pause the current administration enacted. You can still find this information by visiting USDA the site directly.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls

Here’s the fda link to use to search for recalls, safety alerts, and market withdrawals.

https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts

So, while you are making your grocery list, you may want to visit the recalls list since there’s no public communication right now.

[spooksier]

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

[wastrelwoods]

you gotta clock in and go piss, dont piss and then clock in. never surrender! steal company time forever

[quixoticprince]

Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

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