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Monster 141 au where soap hides what he is because he was bullied in the past and shunned
The 141 going on a mission and everyone except soap is down and he needs to get them out of there
Soap turning into a big hyena that’s taller than even ghost and big enough to support all three of his teammates on his back and get them out of the danger zone
All three of his teammates on his back holding onto his mane as he’s goin Mach fuckin 5 to get them to safety and swerving around trees left and right to dodge bullets
Once they get to exfil soap turns back and is waiting for the ball to drop, for them to cut him out like everyone else
Except that doesn’t happen, gaz speaks first, he talks about how fuckin awesome Johnny is and how cool he looks
Price talks about how for his size he moves sharp corners quickly and controlled, that it probably took a lot of training and work to get to that point
And ghost, Simon, says that his fur felt rough and soft at the same time, like a big stuffed animal
It makes Johnny feel so much better and accepted
#headcannons#mw2#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#captain price#kyle gaz garrick#ghostsoap#john price#monster au#just the spot on characterization of soap being a hyena#they’re tricksters#they’re terrible hunters#they steal#and they laugh really loudly#over all#perfect Johnny impression
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I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"
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#willabee#stealing this caption from hyojin onf#it's true though willabee is very gentle and kind she never uses violence
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i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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These are so fun to make
#birds#birdwatching#memes#bird memes#fashion#birding#coopers hawk#white winged scoter#native birds#bird nerd#steal his look
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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
#text!#idk the trend of twt artists pretending to be stealing their own art to get engagement rly broke my heart#like nooo!!! the joy of art is in the making!!!!! its not in the reaction!!
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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.
#video games#art#elder scrolls#morrowind#baldur's gate 3#skyrim#i think having to visually see how meager those 5 coins are#sitting loosely in that big old wooden chest#makes me rethink whether i really need to steal them haha#update: i fixed the egg#imperatoralicia top hits
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You cant make this shit up
#honestly the BALLS to steal the title for your apology video (for plagiarism) from the GUY WHO EXPOSED YOU (for plagiarism)#i do really dislike somerton but i have to respect the grind. fucking incredible.#hbomberguy#james somerton
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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tier tier list
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#so how're the anime-only fans feeling about the new episode#also I definitely did steal this joke but it was too good to not edit#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#I wanna see my little boyyy
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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care
Based on this post thread
#team fortress 2#tf2#god i gotta tag everybody#miss pauling#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 demoman#tf2 sniper#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#tf2 zhanna#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#I think tumblrs gonna absolutely eat the quality of that first image huh#but yeah I dont think we have to look for how to justify stealing souls of his coworkers/friends lol#its tf2#i dont think any of them care#Miss pauling might but thats cuz shes given hers to Helen
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you gotta clock in and go piss, dont piss and then clock in. never surrender! steal company time forever
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