#they r so LITTOL my boys

[mayhasopinions]

pod!johnlock childhood friends au save me

[zaltynn]

guys im startinf mc:legends for the first time ever :3

omg tiny child

oop a zombie- oh

ooo the portal is so cool

omg hes cute THE BUNNY NOOO

holy shit thats a lot of em

oh big boy

wtf are these guys

lol the traps gyarding the mine from spawns

ooo us in diamond! XDdDDDD the scrollinh thru the hotbar bro we dont have hotkeys

OMG I GET TO PICK

kinda leanint towards this guy

PET ANIMALS!!!

startung my first game, easy difficulty for story-ness!

the load screen is so pretty

i like action, the other two r weird

the allayss!!

THE LITTOL GOLEMS

let the piglibs take over tbh lmak abshhshs

HORSEY!!

ouf the cintrols r so twitchy

the golems r so fucking xute - im a little overwhelmed by the controls- ill get it

ooh that guy has a little crafting tsble on his hat cute

our horse is insane, ill tell you that rn

omg what r all these animals 👀👀👀

first village rescue lessgoo

omg im gonna pet evrry fox i xome across

omg theyre cute

NOT THE FOX

,, thats a pretty fancy ass fountsin

lol finishing puttinf up the gate before im going to these outposts, sorry game ur tutorial is goinf too fast

creeper!! aww man

okay okay the specialized attack command is cool

DONT HURT THE BNUYS!! 😡 fk those littol guys - idk i dont like knowledge XD

the runts r so cute

oooo this is cool!! they made their own littol fountain thingy- bruh the world looks so cool now why wouls i wanna stop the piglins 😭

thry really be making me make my own respawn points? trash /s XD

omg that poor runt who had to tell the generals they failed 😭😭😭😭

man i really love beimg able to like build up the villages, i do that a lot in minecraft survival,

first night aurvives! i got two villages with walls up and discovered gold! pretty good start id say

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

like this: a boy

ch9

masterlist

-idk but yachi calling iwa a boy is a power move to me 💅🏻

-oikawa is a littol puppy in love ☹️☹️☹️☹️

-me projecting onto mattsun and making him talk about monster high 👀👀 y’all thought my brain rot was over??? WRONG !

-me 🤝 mattsun

having fat heads

-literally the whole iwa interaction makes me shrivel up. death penalty for him tbh.

^^i am illiterate so i know some words r spelt wrong n tumblr won’t let me edit it i apologize </3333

-i have not a lot of thoughts for this ch

-anyways someone b my friend plz i beg i’ll give u spoilers /hj

taglist!!🐻

@jiminslajibolala @amarinthe @faewraithsworld @vicolangelo @anniesfavoritesimp @revrse @daddyissuesmademe @lavedi @theoriginaleclipse @putmeinyourdeathnote @kirislilrock @jeansmainhoe @yokey-egg @loyal-to-my-dilf @rat-p1ss

[yostresswritinggirl]

Modern Band AU Submission

ok i wrote this rlly fast so its super messy and theres not much,,, also like,,, i wrote this instead of studying for my exam so 😋 (AH and !! I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL U QUEEN HNNG im trying to use more gn lang but ahh i slipped up!! sorry if i made u uncomfy !!!) 

BAND 1 :

Main singer + guitarist: venti

Drummer: bennet ?? 

Bassist: mona (sometimes sings bc wahoo her eng va is so good) 

Keyboard: albedo

Guitarist 2: amber

they have like,,, indie pop vibes. (breakup shoes,,, bowling shoes,,, spilt milk society,,, boy pablo..., the happy fits

Band 2: 

guitarist + lead singer: xinyan

Bassist: xiao

keyboardist: fischl

Drums: beidou

GUITAR: keqing,,, (imagine regal keqing just like going ham on a guitar,,,, yes,,,mmmm) 

EMO pop-PUNK/roCk (my fight childe playlist basically),,, think thE ROYAL THEY,,, MCR ,,, K.FLAy,,, choke by idkhow,,, 2017 half•alive music,,, MOTHER MOTHER,,

Band 3:

Keyboard synthesizer: gANYU (replacing the bass)

main singer: BARBARA OWO

GuitariST: LUMINE

Drums: noelle ?? (KLEE-)

ok i can also see lumine sometimes singing too and in that case i think ganyu wld be guitarist whole barbs plays synthesizer,,,? 

im thinking like,,, soft love songs ??? like clairo,,, khai dreams,,, phum viphurit,,, frances forever.... girl in red but specifically her we fell in love in october song.. (lumine wld sing bad idea! or like kehlani ,,) (basically lesbian solidarity) ( personal hc that everyone in that grp is a lesbian yes) 

im here for the rivals to lovers xiaoven ,,,

ALSO ningguang hating loud noises but going to beidous + keqing’s performances cause she wants to see her gf and her junior perform owo

and none of the bands have names cause i cant think creatively HAH

I hAVE MORE iDEAS LIKE,,, BASSIST KAEYA,,, dRUMMER DILUC ??? NINgguang and zhongli r in a classical chinese music band,,,, 

ok ANW THANKS FOR FEEDING MY LITTOL BRAINROT HNNGG ITS NOT VERY GOOD SORRY :((( !!!! 

- Crocus ❤️💞💕

NONONO IS SO CUTE AND UNORTHODOX, WHICH MAKES IT REALLY COOL AND REFRESHING!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING, AND I REALLY WANNA SODBDKSKSOS

Let's do band name suggestions!!

1: DRMRS!

2: FADE/Fade to Black

3: (They're all lesbians lmaosbssnsjs) Crossandra (the flower!)

I love it, it's so cute please

[literaphobe]

hi michelle!

could you rate the mcc games pleaseee, i would love to hear your thoughts :)

(also, i hope you're having a nice day!!)

here are my ratings for the games :) only mcc16 but u can ask for non mcc16 in another ask this just got long

sky battle: very pog. i like how u have to run around to various locations to get loot, but also u get to kill people but also u gotta be fast bc oh no the border is closing in!! bridge u little bitch!! jump! fly! run! i think it's cool how it's all up high so u could fall to ur death but also that gets annoying esp towards the end of the game n idk it makes it harder to clutch up bc of how the arena is built so u get many oh :( moments instead of oh!!! moments. plus the thing at the bottom kinda sucks like ok so u jump there as a last ditch attempt but there's no Real thing to save u there so u just die its stupid. make it worth it. i like the three round thing tho :D like its ok that u died u can try again bb!!! and im interested to see more cool ways to kill people in this than just standard pvp like dream used the fishing rod n it seems he has more tricks up his sleeve so im excited to see him 'make them regret allowing fishing rods' like he said. 8/10

battle box: my beloved!! i like the 9 rounds thing where u go up against every team n each member gets a Cool Thing that can help them in special ways. the wool thing is cute too. good game that tests pvp well! i like the maps mostly n the kits r usually cool unless they suck then they like make me go ugh 🙄 9/10

to get to the other side and whack a fan: it's cute bc there's quite a bunch of maps for this n there are 6 rounds so u can still come back even if u fuck up a round. but some maps r annoying bc they are frustrating n not intuitive or they are just annoying or like if u fuck up the first time ur almost guaranteed unable to finish or u get real close n then fuck up n then can't finish or some shit. sad :( i like it when the pov im watching does good but if they don't do good it sucks and the map is lousy >:( but its a very cute game n i think the punching is funny unless the pov im watching gets punched >:( then what the FUCK bro that is SO messed up WHERE is the sportsmanship :/ dhfshsfj 8/10, but that score rises depending on the maps

parkour tag: im glad because it reps parkour but it's got this unpredictability of one person having to catch three different people presumably all running in different directions. a balance of skill timing n luck n also teamwork :) also like battle box i like the 9 rounds. however the scoring is a bit scuffed n unless they change it its always gonna pull down good hunters who don't have other good hunters on their team etc, i can elaborate on this using dream as an example but that would have to be another post. 8.5/10

sands of time: i really like the some of the new changes like how they have brain puzzles in the form of the blue wool thing so it's not just ur skill in the game but also it combines various skills like fighting strategy and maze running and also parkour it is very satisfying to watch but also scary it really keeps u on ur toes and its fun watching people solve stuff and get the coins its like a treasure hunt i love it more just thinking about it... the vaults r cool the sand to give more time is cool n its awesome when the whole team works great n gets themselves a lot of time n farms a lot of coins hehe the downside is it can get terrible if u die or ur teammate dies and ur sandkeeper doesn't communicate well enough n no one gets saved then that is sad :( still tho conceptually i like it a lot n its potential is cool n the suspense of not knowing how well all the teams did until the end is good too 9/10

survival games: this is like sky battle but on da ground and u get a lot more loot but also if u die thats IT like ok too bad u lose no coins no redos u cannot redeem urself u cannot come back time for u watch the other teams play ig :/ like it's too long a game to have three rounds for too so losing means gg n u gotta wait a while. cute maps tho n its fucking awesome if the pov u watch doesn't die :) n they kill a lotta people :) 7/10

build mart: EWWWW 0/10 GJHJGH jk ok i genuinely do think it's a good game even tho there are certain issues like how despite the changes made its still a tad bit disadvantageous to colorblind players and also it can be disorienting in certain ways like depending on how u look at it a part of me thinks its annoying to collect materials n maybe they should just have everything at their disposal another part of me thinks its cool that they go out shopping for their littol building materials flying around n shit or even in the old shopping cart version its like a warehouse they got stone in BULK boys 6.5/10

ace race: god its fun i like the tridents n the BOING noises n how they go Zoom n Fly n Jump i like the pretty maps but i also do hate player collision n some of the glitches but they have fixed that so hopefully all things go smooth soon :) 8/10

hole in the wall: what the fuck its so glitchy. get well soon but it is kinda funny but it has also caused wars to break out. i like the three round thing as usual n i like the various jumping and shifting strats for various holes to go through (hehe) it is a pretty suspenseful game n i do hold my breath at some jumps bc u don't always know when they hit spacebar if they r getting through or dying. 7.5/10

grid runners: i don't fucking know man they haven't played it yet

anyway these ratings could go up or down. it all depends on how good the pov im watching does 👍 hope this helps

[tklpilled]

purpled headcanons... it’s my time once again

i still love my idea that he has littol tiny wings and they r a death spot but they r made of feathers so he could totally get someone back. king of revenge tickles btw tickle him once u will get this alien boy looking mad pissed and he will just destroy u.

his antennae aren’t all that ticklish but biiig melt spot.

his ears and ribs r worst spots c!purpled told me himself

i feel like,, he’d have these little random spots where the areas surrounding them arent as ticklish but theres a couple patches of skin that just. he cant handle them. he gives that energy

[theelliottsmiths]

Could you please liveblog the making of Ich Will?

They all are so cute in this huh.

I really enjoy that Rammstein and the media always seem to imagine they have this big scary manlymen thing going on but we're all over here cooing over them like they're a. I almost said a shoal of fish as if that's a thing people coo over. A bundle of kittens. We call them cute and soft when they seem to think they're being scary.

Anyway schneider looks very pretty with the contact in

His head is a nice shape

God they made Richard look so unbelievably tired looking. I mean this was... 2001 so as well as just bring in your which, draining, he was around this time going through some shit which perhaps is also why he's so pointy but he does just look like he hasn't slept in weeks

Still handsome though

I could listen to flake talk for hours and may get Spotify because im pretty sure his audiobook is on there

You know what was sad? Finding out he didn't read the English one. Which yeah obviously he didn't that would make little sense but also I do love his voice. So German one it is.

I maintain that they pick only a couple of boys to look pretty in every video it's so rare they all look good at once Oli looks like a goat I used to know his name was blue because his coat colouring was like blue cheese

I have heard Oli say Publikum so many times I swear once per interview at least.

I always forget that this is one of my favourite ones but I do love it, especially when Schneider talks about the band only existing when they're performing (everything else is just theory). It's like in the doc where he says the thing about being there and being alive and then it's gone. I'd like to hear more about that but I wonder if he actually would have any more to say since it's pretty self explanatory.

Paul suits this look somehow I think it's the chaos?

Bisexual behaviour

Flakes Iceland ramble kills me

I know I've said it many times but the way he looks around as he talks like he's seeing and choosing the words he's using

Like one of those fridge magnet poems that's why he's always saying the best nonsense

Poor boy needs something for those floppy spikes

Paul's littol giggle hhh

I can't help but copy him when he talks and I'm concerned that I'll end up speaking German with his accent

How is it that till is dressed like that playing that character and yet he looks so soft and sweet and adorable? Its not just me, right?

Rammstein thinking they're above the emotional kick in the face that is the audience interacting like they do in ich will

Since it was pointed out I cannot stop hearing till and Richard say irgendwie they do it all the time I heard Richard say it twice in one sentence last night in. I want to say making of Seemann or Mutter?

Paul singing tills lines is so cute always. Richard does it in the stripped making of too it's beautiful. I'm imagining them in the studio singing chunks of his parts as they work on their music

mein Ohr :(

So very scary. I sure am intimidated.

Jörn putting Schneider at the front again.

Sidenote I saw Jonas in some Hannibal related post today and forgot that he wasn't just theirs I was so surprised that he works with other people for some reason

In fairness I can see the argument/appeal of that but with such easier and the gun. The energy is impeccable.

The way Paul does the call thing killsssss me

Till is so small.

He's so small and says I feel too dumb to do it myself *tiny shoulder thing that makes him even smaller*

Richard said it twice in the span of. Let me check. Three seconds.

Bad boy feeling, he says in the campest may possible.

Okay so serious question is the idea that Paul makes the guy wet himself and that's why it cuts to his crotch because for a long time I assumed it was uhh. Something very much else entirely.

The married and or sibling energy between Paul and Flake always is just a delight

I really like hearing someone who has a deep relationship with someone else say their name for some reason. Logically it doesn't make much sense to listen for hints of something in the way they say it but in fairness listen to the way they say each others named sometimes it's really nice

They just follow their naïve impulse they dont mean to provoke people, they say

My brain took hold of the dead baby line the first time I watched this and now it's a very regular stim/echo I spent so long trying to work out the last word because he says. Not all of the letters I swear. It's widerlich im pretty sure so naturally I will be corrected soon

That's how Geordies say baby

Guten Tag

I just noticed the shoulder shimmy when he says untergehen and I am losing it over here

If I found out flake was immortal I would not be remotely surprised he has baby-immortal energies

When he talks sometimes Oli comes up with very good insights, it's a shame he doesn't talk to us more

I would like Jörn to never mention deformities and disabilities again until he stops being gross about it thank you he did it in Keine Lust too.

Evil attributes. I know this was 2001 but come on dude.

Olis fall is so soft it's like a victorian lady in need of smelling salts

Sometimes it's like Paul is showing off how he can do that throat rolled R sound (what's the English word for that? I have forgotten) but it does sound nice though

Small and cute

I do not like seeing Richard being manhandled by police

The door stumble is cute though a nice touch I don't think was intentional

It's a shame Schneider never did any acting or modelling he'd have been great

I know that yes the playing the bad guy thing is true, in tills lyrics especially, but unfortunately they're babies to me and it's hard to try and see it that way

BOO

[geffenrecords]

ALRIGHT TELL ME UR OPINIONS ON SANDER OR ILL SHATTER U 💕💕 sorry I cant help myself I’m miss him :(((

ugh fine okay kinnie (no jk thank u for the ask)

favorite thing about them: hmmm. i rlly liked his aesthetic in s3. since he has brown hair now i feel like his Vibes have changed. wear the bleached denim and muted colors now sir. i also like how hes so excited over small things?? like how happy he got in the grocery store when the david bowie song came on, or his small smirk when he watches robbe do things. u know tht robbe could be doing anything n sander would sit there and be like gently watches and smiles cause yknow. gay ppl.

least favorite thing about them: uhm. idk lmao. im not a sander stannie, so like, i dont really focus on him a lot?? im just gonna say how he kissed britt in da club when he and robbe lit rally got gay bashed just the night b4. um. okay sir what the fuck was that. 

favorite line: lines ig but when he sang the christmas song with milan

brOTP: i think noor and sander would be good friends?? art shool hoes smh. i think that sander w The Boys has potential, but overall ?? not rlly anyone i can see it with.

OTP: robbe n sander baybie!!! i know ive talked abt how in love they r with you and my moon and sun sobbe rant,,, but i honestly just love their dynamic. s3 was so fucking good i need to rewatch it and also i miss being a skam stannie on main. anyway they both saved each other and they do stupid shit together like walk the streets at night and their breaths are in the air so they blow clouds on each other and then they kiss under the streetlamps and sander points out where they first kissed and robbe says something snarky about how no break-ins tonight and pulls him along and sander does his small smile bc he loves this boy so much

nOTP: um. probably sander and britt. i dont think sander x [someone whos not robbe] is very popular but. i dont like it either.

random headcanon: ummm [thinking emoji].... probably tht he loves the way robbe feels. and i dont mean in a horn knee way, i mean like sander just likes to feel robbe next to him, or he loves the way his littol hands feel in his, how theyre always cold and soft and he kisses them which always makes robbe giggle so then he’ll kiss robbes face and robbe giggles some more and sander does his Smile. he just like holding robbe too. laying on his chest or tummy when he has a big hoodie on or vise versa. idk they just love each other so much what can ya do. ALSO in his first appearance....idk if it was just me but he looked really tan so i hc as like. mixed race maybe????? idk skamverse needs more poc anyway fuck u

unpopular opinion: ummm. i dont think he hates britt. he deff doesnt like her, but i dont think he holds any resentment against her. 

song i associate with them: oh jeez.....ummm............fake happy by paramore reminds me of the hotel scenes kinda?? if tht makes sense but ig for just in general....sweather weather by the neighborhood or happy pills by weathers. the boyce avenue cover of glad you came is....very sobbe too.....

favorite picture of them: either one of these

[glaucouseye]

Hi4I went 2 hang out w the only 2 girls I rly vibe w here n it was meant to be just U kno relaxed bottle of wine night but then we were at the flat upstairs n honestly I think the rest of them were abso cunts we went to a shit club bc it was cheap n one of the boys from that flat was trying so hard to get w this girl I vaguely know n we were doing tht cutesy straight girl oh look we r ironically grinding on each other 2 shit music but then it got gay n handsy so fast n she kissed me n I was like :0 n we made out n touched eachother all night n it's this horrid mainstream club so everyone's staring hshshshshsjjs n tht boy wasn't happy w me lmaoo it me littol miss steal yo gal lol also I went w the gal from my accommodation at like 1 bc we both have early lectures n I didng want her to walk by herself but I lost her n subsequently lost the group we went with and then bumped into r7738382 ppl from my accom last year n it was horrible but also nice n I had an anxiety attack to one direction in this toilet tht u got 2 up some stairs thru a powder room w sofas n this mirrored door hdjsjjs wot a joke also bumped into the girl tht was the gf of the best mate of the buzzcut boy tht turned out to be alt right tht I was close w at the beginning of last year n we chatted shit abt them in the smoking area then I found the group tht I came w made out w tht girl some more then it pissed it down n we were meant 2 all walk her home but they fucking dipped so I ended up walking by myself n got lost but then a cat ran over 2 me n it was an angel m then the security guards at the gate tht gavee me a. Light bc i lost mine were going on abt how many utter dickheads work w them it was so nice tht. They were so honest abt the awful company they work for n so.humane n one of them was the 1 who said tht the cat was A Spirit Guide hshshshsj n I had a smoke w them n they were so calm lmao i have 2 lectures 2 uni appts n a psych appt timroow its half 4 in the morning gd luck me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh