#they play fortnite together and they suck at it but they are in love

[modharvest]

Heated gamer moment

[chlotapcs]

bf!matt headcanons ᥫ᭡

warnings/context ahead: fluff, slight smut, angst?

bf!matt, who cannot go more than a few hours missing your touch. whenever you two are cuddling, he will lay in between your thighs with his head resting on your chest with his hands in your waist. he will always having his hand on your thigh or under your shirt, resting his hand on your belly.

bf!matt, who will always grab your hand, publicly or privately, in stressful situations. he will squeeze your hand and run his thumb across your knuckles to reassure you that he was right by your side, sam other way around.

bf!matt, who will do anything for a head massage or a massage in general. if you two are lying in bed together, he will purposely lay on his stomach, silently telling you he wants you rub massage his back. if he’s ever laying on your stomach, he will move your hands to his hair, letting you know that he wants his hair played with.

bf!matt, who will whine whenever you leave his touch for a second. if you’re laying in bed, cuddling with him, and you announce that you have to use the restroom, his grip around will get tighter. when he finally lets up, he whines, telling you to hurry back because he can’t go long without holding you in his arms.

bf!matt, who when your upset with him, he will text you saying he’ll give you space, only for not even an hour later, he texts you saying he can’t. he will always make sure you feel better after an argument. he will make your favorite dish, get the living room or his room set up for a little movie date, get your favorite movie ready to watch, lay out some comfortable clothes for you (usually bring shorts and a hoodie of his that he’ll purposely spray his cologne on for you), and make sure to get all your favorite snacks, candies, and drinks.

bf!matt, who can never keep his hands still when you two are making out. he needs to be touching you at all times. his hands will travel all around your body, underneath your clothes all the way back to your hair.

bf!matt, who will stand behind you, hugging you from behind, as you cook dinner for him and his brothers. he will occasionally kiss your neck, sucking at times, with his hands moving underneath your shirt, tracing patterns on your stomach. he’ll whisper small praises to you about how he loved how you looked when you were focused. he would also try and help you from time to time, even if you say you got it.

bf!matt, who says he doesn’t like marks on himself but will leave hickeys in places only he can see. he’ll leave them on your thighs, breasts, and upper clit. he loves listening to your small sounds when he sucks on your skin.

bf!matt, who will always need you sitting on his lap or sitting on the floor in between his legs when he’s playing fortnite. he says your his lucky charm when it comes to his fortnite game. whenever you are sitting between his legs, he purposely wraps one around you so it was like a pillow for you, feeling comforted by your head on his thigh.

bf!matt, who will get your initials painted on two of his nails using your two favorite colors. he uses those same fingers to finger you until your shaking, a small smirk always on his face.

bf!matt, who knows your insecurities and will always kiss wherever your insecure about. for example, if you were insecure about your stomach, he’ll purposely make you put on a crop top and make you lay down on the bed. he gives you kisses all around your stomach, his hands traveling up and down your thighs.

[johnnieguilbertsgirlfriend]

HAMZAH BF HCS HAMZAH BF HCS HAMZAH BF HCSSSSS🙏🙏🙏

hamzahthefantastic bf headcannons sfw+nsfw

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-sfw

-you guys are long distance at first and he would always facetime you telling you how much he misses you and how pretty you are

-he would put his facetime with you to the side while he plays video games and you occasionally join him

-you were planning to move out anyway so when you visit him in canada, you decide to stay

-he drives to pick you up at the airport and the first thing he does is hug you and take in your perfume

“i missed you so much, you smell so good”

-sharing an apartment with hamzah is easy and boy is this man needy

-he has to be by your side all the time, also because he hasn’t seen you

-as soon as you lay on the couch he is getting his head between your thighs while he watches videos on his phone

“baby give me a head massage pleasee?”

-you will play with his hair while he gives you kisses on the inside of your thighs

-he loves giving you hugs from behind dont ask me why

-always playing video games together ESPECIALLY fortnite and overwatch

-if you ever get too full after eating he will vacuum that shit up

-always makes time for you and loves cuddling when theres nothing to do

-calls you baby or babe all of the time and gets you matching satire funny shirts when you go shopping

-nsfw

-loves touching your ass

-he will slurp up your pussy like tomorrow doesn’t exist and try to suck the soul out of you

-not a big fan of receiving hickeys but gives them to you when he feels like it

-favorite position is wherever he can see your face and how much he messes you up

-loves every part of you: boobs ass thighs everything that man is golden

-he will forcefully push you down onto his face and keep you there

-literally always DTF

-a good 6-7 inches in my opinion which leaves you choking on his dick sometimes

“cmon baby you can take it”

-will take however much time you need to adjust because he loves you so much

-always kissing you during sex and mostly holds your hands to keep you in place while he fucks you

-LOVES when he lifts one of your legs up on his shoulder to get even deeper inside you

“fuck you like that huh?”

-most of the times are passionate but he can fuck you roughh and only does quickies if you guys have somewhere to be later

-loves watching his cum drip out of you or on your boobs

-loves giving you praises and when you talk dirty to him

“such a good fucking girl for me”

-tries to holds his moans in but eventually gives up halfway through and LOVES hearing how good he makes you feel

-teases you with the tip all the damn time

-used to watch porn so much, but now that he has you he doesn’t have to!

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[twistedwonderlandimaginesblog]

Hiiiiiiii!! I see your requests are open, but idk if this account is active. lol... but if it is, may I request Lilia, vil, and idia, and idk who else with an s/o who loves to game??? Like, I can imagine playing something silly like fortnite with Lilia/idia, and vil would probably suck at games if he were to ever try them, lol. Idk I just think this is cute

Idia Shroud:

Idia is like your video game bodyguard if you play multiplayer games online together. If you’re being targeted, he’s got your back, if you need someone to pocket you, he’s making sure you’re having the best time ever. He does enjoy getting you into the types of games he likes, like the one he plays with Crimson Muscle, because it’s always more fun to do your dailies with the person you loved.

Lilia Vanrouge:

Lilia seemed to light up when you suggested playing video games together, and he enthusiastically agreed though he only had a certain set of games he understood how to play. He doesn’t mind finding something entirely new for you to learn together, as he thinks it’s a fun bonding experience to lose together before finally dominating your new hobby.

Vil Schoenheit:

Vil isn’t the best at video games, but he does have a knack for simpler arcade games or puzzle games. He might not be the type to enjoy a first person shooter but he does like the design games where he can pick out the players outfit or design their room, with a lot of criticism for the games choices tending to follow. He never minds indulging you despite not caring for games much because the face you wore when you won was cute.

[tbaluver]

What Video Game/ Genre The Hashira's Play- Demon Slayer

a/n: just a silly idea bc my head is filled with gaming brainrot esp dress to impress

any likes and reblogs are always appreciated! enjoy! <3

genre: silly

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Giyu:

He's honestly a chill gamer and mostly just there to have fun and make friends. But never really chats with anybody unless someone talks to him first.

He duo's with Sabito a lot on games. Whatever games Sabito recommends to play, he'll play it. Sabito mostly carries him in FPS ( first person shooter ) games.

One time Sanemi and Obanai were on the enemy team and they won. He would be confused on why they would curse him out every time in the chat saying he was to 'easy' or that he sucks.

Sanemi:

Plays a lot of video games especially during his childhood. He would share his DS or Gameboy with Genya a lot during their childhood.

Mainly plays FPS games or any combat games. Literally anything competitive.

Mostly duo with Obanai in FPS games. He would curse Giyu out with Obanai anytime they would be on the opposing team.

Tries to play with Genya and he tries his best to not rage but eventually he does either at the game or at Genya. Ironically tells Genya not to play games like that anymore because people in the lobby can be toxic.

Would get in trouble a lot from yelling so much at the game at night.

Obanai:

Has played Overcooked with Mitsuri many times. He does not yell at her at all and is super patient when they do not get any stars on the hard levels. They would plan strategies together on how to defeat a level.

Sometimes plays FPS games but only when Sanemi asks him to get on. Will type mean things in chat with Sanemi whenever he sees Giyu on the opposite team.

Misturi:

Has so much fun playing overcooked with Obanai and they are so close to finishing the game. Would make comments about how if she were to drop food in her restaurant she would not serve it to her customers or how she would love to make a recipe like that in real life.

She would play cooking games like Cooking Mama or Good Pizza, Great Pizza. Would literally give a generous amount of toppings on Good Pizza, Great Pizza and would already have 5 stars in her restaurant.

Plays other games like Episode or The Sims or Just Dance. Would have the cutest family in the coziest home that she made on The Sims. She would also be really good on Just Dance.

She would also play Otome games because men irl suck and Obanai won't confess to her yet.

Tengen:

He would be really good in Osu! or any rhythm game. Has also played Fortnite Festival and has the top score in all his friends lists.

Duo with Rengoku often in FPS games. He would also have a big ego when playing any competitive match. "I'm a god in this game"

Rengoku:

Plays a couple FPS games and duos with Tengen.

Plays with his little brother and helps carry him in any game he needs. Usually just loves to spend time with his little brother and plays whatever game he wants.

Played with Sanemi and Obanai a couple times. Sanemi would yell in the mic and have his ears ringing so Rengoku wouldn't notice how loud he actually talks on the mic until Sanemi yells at him.

Shinobu:

Not the biggest fan of playing video games on her free time.

I don't know why but I think she could have fun playing horror games or likes playing chill games like Stardew Valley.

She tried to play an FPS game and played the role as a healer and never picked up the game ever again.

Muichiro:

Would have a hand me down of a DS or gameboy and have loved video games every since.

Have played a lot of video games and plays a lot of games that are trending.

Right now he plays a lot of Minecraft and Roblox.

Teaches the Kamaboko Squad on how to play. They would have a realm and try to beat the enderdragon together.

Gyomei:

He's blind but I feel like the kids would include him in an game they play. I feel like he would like playing story games where choices matter. He would carefully pick the choices and actions so he can save all the characters.

[ikeuluvr]

at-home dates || enhypen hyung line

synopsis - what enhypen's hyung line would plan for your stay-in date night

idol!enhypen x reader / established relationship + fluff fluff so much fluff / warnings - none! / wc ~300 per member

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Heeseung loves spending his nights off of work playing his silly little video games. Luckily for him, he has a significant other who loves those silly games just as much as he does. You two would stay up until ungodly hours spewing profanities and making bets on who’s going to win each round. Games have gotten so heated that the members would stumble out of their bedrooms yelling at the both of you to shut up and go to sleep while you let out a faint ‘sorry’ before bursting into laughter after they left the room. Heeseung had you playing anything and everything from Super Smash to Fortnite. Your favorite to play together, however, has always been Mario Kart. Heeseung honestly sucks at it, but his victory dances when he rarely beats you is what makes it so special to you. He doesn’t have to know that you let him win sometimes just to see him happy… As the night gets later, Heeseung usually turns to his personal favorite, League of Legends. You typically don’t play with him because it’s simply not your taste, but you never get tired of watching your boyfriend play. The way his eyebrows furrow and lips purse into a pout when he’s focused is the cutest sight to you. Though much of his attention is on the game, Heeseung is always quick to notice when you get restless and shuts down his game immediately to carry you to his bed so the two of you can cuddle the rest of the night away.

Before an endless night of cuddles and Netflix binging, there’s no doubt that you and Jay need some baked sweets to keep you awake. Jay would bring out all of the ingredients and insist on doing all of the work so you wouldn’t have to lift a finger, but he knew you would figure out a way to help like you always did. You ended up wiggling your way into mixing the batter while Jay got the baking pans ready and started to clean the mess that was made. He couldn’t help but to glance at you every once in a while and smile at how concentrated you looked while doing such a simple task as mixing. During one of his not-so-subtle glances, he would notice you’re doing it all wrong and wrap himself around you, placing his own hand on the one you’re using to poorly mix and guide you through it. Your heartbeat accelerates feeling his breath against your cheek and his whispers of how well you’re doing. When you couldn’t take the entire zoo in your stomach anymore, you swiftly dip your finger into the batter, quickly smearing it across your boyfriend’s face garnering an offended gasp. Without responding, Jay grabs a glob of his own and chases you around the apartment until he gets you cornered in the living room. He wraps his right arm around your waist and pulls you against his chest as he wipes the brownie batter all over your cheeks and nose, a small drop landing on your lips. “Let me get that for you,” he’d tell you with a smirk before locking your lips together, cleaning the batter off of you himself.

Despite his jaw-dropping stage presence and a face that was hand-sculpted by every deity known to man, Jake Sim is a dork. There was no surprise when you found out he also happens to be a movie junkie. He’s watched all the greats and never fails to flash crazy eyes your way after you tell him all of the films you’ve never seen. From that moment, Jake made it his initiative to make sure you’ve seen all of his favorites and is quick to plan several movie marathon nights a week. He’d fill the coffee table with your favorite snacks and pop an obnoxiously large bowl of popcorn for you to share. Jake obviously had you start with the entire Marvel franchise. He’d thoroughly explain why you have to watch in release order and not chronologically because that’s supposedly ‘an insane thing to do.’ When you would become confused he’d pause the movie to answer any and all of your questions, excited that you’re interested enough to want to understand. On night three of the movie marathon and the beginning of phase two of the MCU, Jake surprised you with four boxes of Marvel Lego sets for you two to build while you watched the movies of the night. Practically bouncing off the walls, Jake would open the sets for you and organize the pieces into neat piles, telling you to let him know if you need help. You loved seeing how his eyes glistened and how his lips never faltered out of a smile while he built his legos and watched his favorite movies. Jake could never get away with staring at you every once in a while either, eventually planting kisses all over your face, thanking you for spending time doing the things he loves.

Sunghoon loves to spoil you, spending all of his paycheck on you, buying you anything you want, or taking you to your favorite restaurants and making sure you order the most expensive meal. Gift-giving is absolutely one of his love languages, but what he enjoys the most is the laid-back nights spent at home where you do nothing but lay around, cuddle, eat, and simply co-exist with one another. Feeling the urge to do something different, Sunghoon wanted the two of you to play board games tonight. He brought a backpack filled with games he found around the Enhypen apartment and some extra ones he went out and bought just for tonight. Excitedly, he sprawled all of them out all over your living room, showing you and explaining everything he brought. There were classics like “Monopoly” and “Sorry” in addition to some you had never heard of before. Sunghoon tells you that he doesn’t know what they are either, but he bought them because the boxes were shiny and cool. After a small debate, both of you came to a consensus to start the night with something simple, so you chose Halli Galli. Sunghoon placed the bell in the middle of the coffee table and sorted the cards between the two of you. A whole ten minutes of gameplay passes by and you’re beating Sunghoon at an astronomical level. You laugh until you can’t breathe anymore each time he screams about how you’re definitely rigging the game. You loved seeing this side of your boyfriend; the playful, loud, and obnoxious side that accompanies his toothy smile and contagious laugh.

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[chrissturniolosbitch]

CAUGHT

a/n: this sucks, and i made it at 4am while high.

summary: matt, and y/n are bsf's, and well... matt leaves to get food, comes home, see's y/n touchin herself, and then fucks her😃...

warnings: cursing, sex, language, toys, overstimulation, fingering. idk what else...

a/n: i posted a poll asking what smut i should post TOMORROW.. and yall picked this one butt i wanted to post it today...

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Me and matt have always been close. We did practically everything together.

growing up with him, and his brothers are memories i will never forget.

matt always was there for me tho. Not saying nick, chris, or anyone else wasnt, its just i always knew matt would help me when i was sad, and would always just in general be there for me through anything

with all his kind actions, and just being with him the most i started catching feelings for him.

i loved everything about him.

His tattoos, his hands, his eyes, his hair, his lips, his body, his waist. Everything.

Chris, and Nick went to madis house to have a sleepover there. Leaving me and matt home alone.

matt, and i played board games, and played fortnite, then we started watching a movie.

after about 45 minutes into the movie matt got hungry.

"Hey im going to get Mcdonald's, do you want anything" He said pausing the movie we were watching, "No ill be fine, and ill stay back im kinda sleepy" I lied.

today all day matt has been so clingy. Not in a sexual way, but in an affectionate way. Trying to show me he loves me as a friend, and wanted to be by me today.

the thought of matt roaming my head. its not that i didnt want to go.

I just wanted to touch myself.

Matt noded, got up, grabbed his keys, and opened the door, "Ill be back soon!" he said before he closed the door, locking it behind him.

As soon as the door shut i got up, and ran to his room.

As soon as i got in his room i dimmed the lights, turned on a playlist, and grabbed my vibrator.

as soon as i layed on the bed I took my fingers, and slowly rubbed my clothed clit thinking of matt, and how good he would feel inside of me, how big his dick was, and how far the buldge in my stomach would go.

i slipped my shorts of, and turned my vibrator on the highest setting getting right into action.

"fuck" i moaned out the familiar sensation making my heart beat out of my chest.

i suddenly stopped and took off my shirt, and bra.

When i took everything off, say it by tory lanez started playing. I always wondered what it would be like having sex to this song.

i reattached my vibrator to my aching clit, and moaned at the feeling.

I about to reach my climax when i heard a faint gasp.

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(matt's POV:)

I came back home after i got food, y/n said she didnt want anything but i knew she would ask for something of mine, so i got her some.

I got my house key out, and unlocked the door.

As soon as i entered i heard loud wimpers.

fuck is she okay?

is she safe?

I ran upstairs, and called her name. No responce, just more moans, and wimpers.

I got to the door, and opened it. I gasped at the sight infront of my eyes.

Her beautiful body, he fingers touching her beautiful pussy, and the way her head way thrown back because of the immense pleasure she was feeling.

She shot a look at me, "MATT WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY" she screamed, i was getting harder, and harder by the second.

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(Y/n's POV:)

matthew stuniolo walked in on me fucking myself.

Matt didnt leave he just stood there, i threw the covers of my bare body, the music still blasting, and shut my eyes tightly hoping i was just dreaming.

Suddenly i felt cold big hands grab my waist through the covers, "Look at me" he said sternly.

I pulled the covers off my head, cheeks flushed from embarrassment, "do you need my help baby?"

Matt Sturniolo, my best fucking friend asking if i needed his help?? who am i to decline this offer??

"matt please..." i cried out, i needed to feel him touching me. He took his middle, and ring finger, and started rubbing painfully slow circles onto my now sopping wet, dripping cunt, "Faster matt fuck, i need your fingers in me" I threw my head back needing more.

After my words he shoved his two finger inside of me harshly causing me to moan loudly from pleasure, "fuck matt, yes" i said rolling my eyes, "You like me touching you like this huh?" He said tilting his head to the right.

"yes matt, fuck. Im so close please let me cum." I said already worked up before i got interrupted, "go ahead baby, cum all over my fingers"

With a tic of approval I let the knot in my stomach go, i released all over his finger.

"fuck oh my god..." I screamed out as matt pulled his fingers out of me, sucking my juices off.

Matt leaned over my body, "c-can i kiss you baby?" he said flicking his eyes, to my lips, and back up into mine. I grabbed the back of his neck, and closed the gap between us.

"m-more" i said wrapping my legs around his waist pulling him closer to me, "what was that baby?" he said leaning back up, starting to take his shirt off.

"fuck. Please matt i need you" i said practically begging for him.

He took off his shirt, and unbuckled his belt taking his pants off. He had a dark grey stain through his light grey calvin cline boxers.

matt leaned back down to kiss my lips, neck, and tits. With that he took his boxers off, his hard aching dick leaking precum.

he hissed at the sensation.

i threw my head back, fuck he was so big.

he took his cock, and started rubbing it through my folds soon he pushed his cock into me, "ugh, fuck yes matt" i said moaning through gritted teeth.

he started thrusting fast, and hard into me not giving me enough time to adjust to his size. I was taking all 8 1/2 inches of him in one swift motion.

"god youre so tight around me. Im not gonna last long" he said, his thrusts getting more sloppy, "fuck matt me neither" i said reaching my climax.

With the speed he was going, and him praising me the knot in my stomach snapped, causing me to cum all over matts lower abdomen, and dick.

soon after me strings of curse words were leaving his mouth as he was cumming inside of me, "shit shit shit" he said fucking our cum back into me.

soon matts motions came to a stop and he plopped next to me, "w-was that good?" he said looking me in the eyes, "that was the best sex ive ever had." i said giggling at him.

"that answers my question then" he said laughing back, leaning into kiss me.

The kiss was so sweet, and told me that he wanted this. That he has been wating to do this.

"So.." i said chuckling.

"Whats wrong baby?" he said kissing me again.

"What are we now?" i exclaimed hoping he wanted to be with me as bad as i wanted to be with him.

"youre all mine baby.." he said as he tuck a peice of hair behind my ear.

matt kissed me once more, "goodnight y/n i love you"

"i love you so much more matty" I felt my eyes shutting before i got my sentence out.

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I NEED IT IN ALL DIFFERENT POSITIONS!!!!!!

[iqzo]

FOUR EYED

chapter one, armin x black reader. this is a book in which the reader is a bratty girl.

warnings: drugs, bullying, smut, sexual scenes, language.

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“Armin, don’t forget your lunch!” His mother shouted from her bedroom, armin sighs heavily. Glancing over at the navy blue bag that sat on of the marble countertop, “I won’t!” He shouted back as he stuffed the lunchbox in his bag, “Love you minnie!” She shouts, Armin chortles before turning the lock on the door he grasped the doorknob and opened it to a certain extent, “Love you too mom!” He leaves the house and locks the door behind him.

He steps down the porch steps, looking over by the house beside his own. Seeing that familiar brunette hair standing on the porch, a smile instant went on Armin’s face.

“Eren!” He shouts.

The brunette’s head snaps up with a confused glare, his bushy eyebrows furrowed as he stares at the blurry shadow figure by his front gates.

“Your glasses!” Armin shouts through a light chuckle, seeing his face relax, he digs in his bag and pulls out his glasses.

“Arminn” He smiled walking down the steps to hug his best friend, “Good morning,” Armin responds as they pulled away.

“Good morning,” Eren smiled, “What did mama Arlert give you today?” Eren questions as they began to walk along the sidewalk side by side. Armin shoulder shrugged.

“I think i got the lasagna she cooked last night.” Eren hums, “Did you see that update?” Eren asked which caused Armin’s face to screw, “Mortal Kombat or Fortnite?” “Fortnite.” He replied, “Oh yes, I haven’t gotten the chance to update it. But i’ll update it after school and we could play together.” Eren’s hands clapped from excitement of course.

“Oh crap, wait.” Eren groaned, “What happened?” Armin questioned as his eyebrow perks up. “That project from Mr. Simmins. I haven’t started on it and I need too.” Armin’s face scrunched up, he hasn’t seen anything about Mr. Simmins posting about a project. Maybe his class just hadn’t gotten there yet.

Since it’s filled with disrespectful students.

“Do you have a partner?” Armin inquired. “Yeah,” Eren blushed, “It’s Joyce.” He whispered with a full blown red face. “Isn’t she sisters with that brat?” Armin brusquely said, Eren’s shoulder shrugs softly.

“Yeah, but I think she’s the nice one.” Armin hummed.

Finally arriving early at the school, both students walked past the glass double doors. Stepping into the crowded hallways of Bridgetown HighSchool.

Armin walks over to his locker as Eren walks to his. Which was right beside Armin’s.

Armin placed in his combination, the locker opens with a snap. He stores his bag inside keeping his phone in his pants pockets. “Dude, i’m so mad i have math first period.” Eren soughed. “I thought you liked math?” Armin spoke softly as a chuckle emits from his mouth.

“Man I do but having it first period? I would rather have it in the middle of the day.” Armin chortles at his comment, “Oh no you would not. 5th period math class sucks, I’m with the brat and her hooligans.”

quick lil errr fit check.

armin’s fit

eren’s fit

y/n’s fit

joyce’s fit

anyway, back to the story.

Eren chuckled. “Damn, I feel bad for you. I just have one of her friends and they’re quiet.” Armin grins as he closes his locker causing it to lock, “Yeah cause they don’t have their freakin’ ring leader with them.” Armin scoffs as he held his english studies book between his armpits and his side.

“Hey, uhh armin right?” A girl with nice brunette lavish short hair said. Standing in front of Armin. “Yeah?” He answered eyeing the girl.

“I’m new to the school,” she chortles, “My name is Sasha.” She smiles as she placed out her hand for armin to shake.

He glanced over at Eren before returning the gaze back onto her hand, “Nice to meet you, Sasha.” He grins as he shook her hand.

“Nice to meet you too. Do you have any idea where the calculus class is?” She questions with her eyes squint. “Oh uhh.” Armin turned to Eren, “He’s going there now.” His emerald eyes panned over to the girl, “Oh, Uh, yes follow me.” He grinned as he began walking to his class as soon as the bell rang.

Armin sighs, sliding his hands into his pockets he trudges through the crowd of students who were trying to make it before that late bell rung. On his way to class, he saw you standing by his classroom door.

Looking all mad. Armin eyed you and than the outfit you had on.

The two piece juicy couture tracksuit. The fabric settling onto your body, framing it perfectly.

If it wasn’t for the way you acted, Armin would have most likely tried to take you out on a date. But you’re all bitchy because your father owns the school.

He walks pass you stepping into the classroom, your head perked up after your nose inhaled that familiar scent. Your eyebrows furrowed as you stepped inside the classroom, luckily this was your room or it would’ve been a different story.

browsing through the students trying to find that blond hair boy, seeing the tip of his hair peeking over a student you instantly made your way to the back.

Taking the empty seat beside him, you placed down your tote bag on the desk. Slightly slouched on the chair with one leg thrown over the next, “What do you want, Y/n.” Armin tiredly asked. “I wanna know why you didn’t do my chemistry homework,” Armin heavily exhaled leaning into his seat, “Bro, it’s your homework. Not mines, Y/n. You’ve could’ve done it yourself.” He jadedly said.

The tip of his pencil moved against his book, writing down every note Mr. Levi left on the board.

You sucked your teeth, completely ignoring his comment you pulled out the paper and slapped it onto his desk. “Do it.” You whispered.

Glancing away from him—Armin eyed you. That jet black lace front that framed your face and its beauty perfectly, the way your lips glimmered from the sun rays beaming through the large windows, your scent swallowed him whole. As if he couldn’t smell anything, but you.

And it made him mad. But he couldn’t do anything about it since your knuckle headed boyfriend who’s the caption of the football team is always not afraid to beat some geeks head in.

“F-Fine, whatever.” He stammered as he stores the paper into his folder, “I’ll do it after I do mines,” Your arms crossed on your stomach watching him from your peripheral vision, the way he was slouched forward writing down everything he saw on the white board, his glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose. He takes his pointer to push it back up.

He than sits up to make sure he wasn’t missing anything, his messy blond hair framing his cubby face perfectly. As well as his black frames and his comely blue eyes.

He had a perfectly side profile, a nice snubby nose that was slightly red at the tip. His lips that were perfectly pushed outwards. His soft jawline and his adam apple that bobbed every time he’d swallowed. Olive skin that looked so soft if you were to touch it.

You swallowed dryly, looking away with an eye roll, beginning to realized that you were staring at him for too long.

part 2 soon. Hope you enjooyyyeddd, this was lowk rushed idk if u could tell it was but😭

[lucvly]

can you do chris w a latina gf? i need that sm i’ve been asking everywhere 🙏🏻

— chris with a latina girlfriend hcs! ⸰ 𖥔 ͙

warnings: a little suggestive but nothing too crazy ! not proofread oops

a/n: this was so fun to write ☹️

— loooves it when you teach him how to dance. you taught him how to dance bachata because your tía kept making fun of his ass for not knowing how to dance. at first he Sucked but now he out dances you. + dances salsa better than you ever could.

— knows all of bad bunny and karol g’s discography thanks to you. he can name at least five songs from them from the top of his head.

— family gatherings are always such a rollercoaster with him it’s hilarious. you’ll literally be serving food for him and yourself when all the sudden he’s nowhere to be found ??? guess where he’s at... yeah, playing fortnite with your primos.

— has a really hard time remembering everyone’s names at first, especially your tías and primos.

— is such a cutie HELPP loves learning about your culture, he thinks it makes you way more special.

— if you’re fluent, he asks you to help him with a few spanish lessons just so he can communicate with your family a bit better.

— sometimes you call him spanish pet names and he just completely melts. (“mi amor”, “mi vida”, “cielo”) and he’s on his knees worshipping the ground you walk on.

— he gets along surprisingly well with your parents. overall he’s just easygoing so your mom had always loved him. your dad on the other hand... not so much.

— made a somewhat bad first impression on your dad because he was lowkey nervous ???

— after that terrible first impression with your dad, somehow they started getting along so well at the next family gathering though. your dad is calling him mijo atp like ??? those two would sit and watch soccer together, laughing their ass off and actually being excited about the game– (you and your mom are clueless as to when and how they started bonding).

— after that, whenever you visit their parents they’re always asking about chris.

— this one time, you went to visit your parents without chris because he was on tour with his nick and matt. your dad was so confused as to why he didn’t come with you ??? called chris & everything LMFAOO. you had to remind that man who his real child is 🙄🙄.

— he’ll start catching onto your superstitions subconsciously HELPP. you keep telling him to stop walking under flights of stairs or sweeping over people’s feet because it’s bad luck. at first he’s soo confused but he eventually starts telling his brothers to stop doing it as well because he’s terrified it’ll actually be bad luck.

— he definitely eats those 12 grapes with you at midnight after kissing you idgaf !!

— loves trying traditional dishes !! that man is eating all the empanadas and buñuelos at the family gathering idc,,,

— nick keeps teasing him because of how much he’s listening to bad bunny, daddy yankee, maluma and karol g LMFAOOO.

— +++ he tries singing the lyrics with his whole heart but miserably fails duh, you still think it’s cute how passionate he is about it though.

— he definitely had to get used to hugs and cheek kisses as a way of greeting people.

— this mf always ends up playing fortnite or minecraft with your little cousins.

— he knows how important grand gestures are in your culture so he’s going all out for anything and everything. this man will actually always show up with a bouquet of roses at your door and claim it’s your 1.2 year anniversary or something.

— he loves trying the weird food combinations LMAOO, he’s so surprised at how y’all come up with those combinations but always ends up trying them and loving them. (“who even thought of this?” “just try it amor, oh my god.”) ++ big fan of jelly and condensed milk, chicken and honey + hot chocolate and cheese.

— he finds it so amusing how you’re able to communicate in different languages like How ?? that’s too complicated in his mind– he really does find it captivating.

— i just know he’d be so into novelas. unironically sits down and watches la rosa de guadalupe with you. he thinks the plots are actually insane and he gets such a good laugh out of it. he loooves it.

— he has google translate ready for those rare occasions when you argue and you meaninglessly curse him out in spanish. lowkey finds it sexy bye 😣

— when you two start dating he starts to actually understand spanish, he can’t speak it even if his life depended on it but– this means you really can’t talk to your tías about his ass because he’ll understand every word. (he plays dumb though because he loves hearing you talk about how handsome he is and how much you love him bye)

— half of your family genuinely thinks his name is cristóbal ???

— lord save him from watching you dance old reggaeton. that man is drooling. i’m talking guatauba, candy, te imagino, etc !!! he has to take a deep breath and keep it together despite everything that’s going through his head.

[noirvette]

main 3! gaming headcanons!!

i missed kennys birthday because of my college classes wtf happy belated bday to kenny

a little off topic for the post but ive been playing around with the idea of making a band smau (after hours by 777bambi is so good every update got me at the edge of my seat) and ive primarily been focusing on that as of late so my next few posts might just be headcanons

Stan, Kyle, and Kenny and gaming with their s/o!! cw: implied nsfw on kenny's part

♡ STAN MARSH

Thinks it's great to game together, an easy way for you guys to bond and have fun!!

He kind of likes the more nostalgic games, like super mario bros for the wii (this made me look up the game to confirm it's age and it was made in 2009 wtf??)

Let's you be player 1 but the catch is that he gets to be luigi

Stan prefers playing games on the wii (and switch) and or the ps4/ps5. He's a console kind of guy.

Prefers playing video games at your house and he'll even bring the necessary consoles over if needed just because if his dad sees you two playing he's going to whine to Stan about joining in.

Aside from nostalgic games he's also an action game multiplayer fan, lot of games he has is stylized to be fit for multiple people, so think of games like "It Takes Two" or even the multiplayer parts of Pokemon SWSH / Pokemon SV.

If you're a more single player kind of person, he definitely doesn't mind watching you play while cuddling. Would probably fall asleep watching you play.

I could see him playing Stardew Valley co-op with you if you convince him, but doesn't enjoy the whole farming thing too much

He marries Abigail in retaliation for making him play it with you. (Marry Shane and he will IMMEDIATELY divorce Abigail and beg you to marry him)

He still definitely plays multiplayer pc games with his friends, but sees no real joy in playing it by himself (think like valorant or league)

HOWEVER, if you want to play those games with him? Total tryhard but the really bad kind of tryhard.

Considering he only plays these games with Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman and doesn't play it on his own time he kinda sucks lol.

Screams "YOU'RE BAD" into his mic when he actually downs someone. Screams "WHAT THE FUCK" if he gets downed that Sharon comes in running like "Stan are you okay?!"

He gets so frustrated when he dies that he starts literally pouting. Let him get the final kill if it's just you two against one.

Insta-locks on Sage just to heal you only in game

"Sage heal? Sage heal?" -your poor other teammates

You carry him in these games tbh.

♡ KYLE BROFLOVSKI

Unlike Stan, Kyle loves games like valorant, league, etc. He gets to let out his rage easily by winning

When he loses everyone in South Park knows, he's so mad. However he rarely loses so South Park is safe.

Out of his friends he's for sure got the most amount of kills and wins.

Screams "LETS GOOOOO" when he wins LMFAO. Then gives you a victory kiss.

FPS games is Kyle's specialty. He's def an omen main or something.

If FPS isn't your thing or if you're not good at it Kyle gets it. If you're willing he'll show you how to play (and how to get good fast) however just don't play with him, if you're lagging behind (even if you're new) he's so annoyed, but never mad.

Is willing to play other games with you 100%. Also thinks it's great to game together, even if your guys' gaming genres don't match he's willing to play what you like.

Mario Kart is your guys' go to. You always win against him which leaves Kyle in shock so he often demands rematches.

Ike joins with you guys sometimes and you both initially let Ike win. Ike gets mad though because he wants you both to play equally with him, so when you play fairly he still wins because Ike is just that guy.

Kyle is more of a pc gamer than anything, but if console is up to bat he's an xbox guy. Still is a fps guy on console but it's all single player.

HATES fortnite lol. Doesn't get the hype over it at all, he thinks the mechanics are stupid and won't play it. Might if you beg him to but.. you so owe him.

Is more of the guy that prefers you to watch as he plays, however has no issue if you want to take over playing and he watches, he makes you guys snacks to have while you play.

Avid minecrafter tbh, played it mainly for Ike but then got addicted. So now he makes you play it with him too. He's definitely the "miner". Goes all out on making sure you both have the best armor and weapons. Has a shit ton of diamonds so he made you a diamond shovel for the hell of it even though it's a dumb thing to waste diamonds on. Made you a pink wool heart behind your house when you were gone.

Also an avid tile matcher (think candy crush), begs you constantly for lives. Please give him lives he gives the MEANEST puppy dog eyes.

♡ KENNY MCCORMICK

AVID HORROR GAME ENJOYER LOL

Literally any type of horror game is his go to game. Also likes those RPG horror games (think like ib, the witch's house, misao)

Sets you up by saving right before a jumpscare and then has you come over to play it with him and then you get to experience the jumpscare.

Late night horror game playing with Kenny <3 where you two just play roblox horror games all night, sometimes he puts in the comedic horror ones just so you guys can laugh at how bad it is.

He borrowed Outlast from Cartman to play on your console and you still have nightmares.

"Don't worry baby, nothing can get you when I'm here!" "What if you're NOT here though :(" and then cue him as Mysterion for the next 3 weeks to protect you.

Demands to be princess peach or rosalina in any mario game you guys play. If only one of them is an option and you take that character he will refuse to talk to you until you give up the character

Is also another minecraft enjoyer but likes scaring you with Herobrine LOL and that one scary jukebox disc.

"(Y/N)...." "What Ken?" "Herobrine is outside our door rn" (Y/N) left the game

He also likes watching you play games. Lays down with his head in your lap watching you play.

Kenny prefers multiplayer games that aren't limited to just two players only multiplayer. Only because Karen can play the game with you two then.

If you do happen to playing a two player only multiplayer game and Karen wants to join he lets her take over for him.

Kenny also loves puzzle like games (think like escape room games or keep talking and no one explodes).

Really he just loves seeing your face get all frustrated when playing these kinds of games. He rarely gets frustrated with things like these because he manages to somehow always figure it out, but doesn't say anything just to watch you get annoyed.

If you start getting really frustrated at the game and he notices, he does one of three things; he takes the controller or your phone away and turns on a new game, he actually solves it to spare your sanity, or he saves the game and helps take your mind off of the game and onto something else.

[sunnyie-eve]

23 | Quarantine

Series: Unexpected

Paring: (Matt Sturniolo x OFC Brock!) (Chris Sturniolo x OFC Brock!)

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: none

| MASTERLIST |

"Movies, Fortnite, Sleep. Movies, Fortnite, Sleep." Matt starts the vlog, "I guess we're vlogging on our own. I was told to do this. I have a pounding headache. Dani is passed out asleep. We have to quarantine together because we share a bathroom. Since her room is farther away from it, we decided she'll crash in here with me. So she doesn't have to walk through the house to get to it." Matt explains.

"All she does is sleep." He turns the camera to show her sleeping in his bed, "And pick what movies we get to watch." He turns it back to him, "When she's sick she's very stubborn. It's her way or her way for the past three days."

"That is so not true, liar." Dani mumbles slightly still waking up.

"No, it's very true, you liar." He looks over at her rolling over so she could see him. "You have taken over my room since we got sick." He adds laughing a bit.

Dani rolls her eyes at him, "Whatever."

"We'll check in with you guys tomorrow. Wish me luck." Matt turns off the camera. 

"Am I really that bad?" Dani asks cuddling his pillow.

"No, I just had to make it seem like it for fun." He turns back to his computer.

Chris: Hey

Chris: Dani

Chris: DANI

Chris: Dude, are you still sleeping?

Chris: Dani wake up

Chris: WAKE UP!

Chris: Are you awake yet?

Chris: Or are you just ignoring me?

Chris: It's okay, I get it. Suck it.

Dani: Dude, seriously?

Chris: You're alive!

Dani: I was sleeping since I feel like shit. What do you want?

Chris: Nothing just bored by myself. At least you have someone to talk to.

Dani: We hardly talk. We just watch movies in silent then go to sleep.

~ Next Day ~

"Hello, just woke up. It's almost 3:30pm." Matt holds the camera to only show him and not Dani.

"What is time anymore?" She asks not really wanting to get up.

"I don't even know what day it is. Do you know what today is?" He asks her.

"Nope."

"How are you feeling today?" He asks her.

"Like an elephant slept on top of me. I don't even want to roll over, I'm so weak." She groans curling into a ball more.

"I feel like there's a dumbbell in my head." Matt adds

"Are you gonna take a shower? So I know when I can get my things ready while you go." She turns her head to look back at him.

"I was gonna go in a few minutes but you can go first." He tells her so she gets out of bed using her phone flashlight to get clothes.

Matt was busy still taking about how he felt he didn't realize she took some of his clothes to change into. She had ran out of clothes she pit in a bag for staying in his room. She didn't expect to be there so long.

After her shower she goes back into Matt's room and he leaves to take his shower. As she lays down her phone goes off and it was Chris.

"How you feeling?" He asks in his morning voice but sees the look on her face, "Still that bad?"

"Yes, let me guess? You're feeling better?"

"Well I don't want to say yes when you feel like shit still." He watches her roll her eyes.

"I'm jealous of you." She cuddles the pillow propping her phone up.

"You don't look like death anymore that's a good thing." He lets her know giving her a smile.

"So you're saying I looked terrible before today?" She gives him a little genuine laugh.

"Yeah, you were hideous." He plays with her.

"Don't make me laugh it hurts." She tries to stop.

"I'm sorry. You weren't hideous, you have been beautiful." He laughs a bit so she flips him off.

"I'm hanging up on you." She sticks her tongue out ending the call.

Chris: Love you too

Later in the day while Matt was doing a few things in the kitchen Dani Vlogs alone, "Hello, cruel world. I feel like I'm dying. I hate how Nick and Chris are feeling better. Even though I said I feel like I'm dying it's not the worst I've felt."

As she goes to speak again her phone starts to ring, "This motherf-, won't leave me alone." She shows the camera that Chris was trying to FaceTime her. "The only person who leaves me alone is Nick. He'll text here and there but Chris constantly texts and calls me. Then I'm stuck in here with Matt, who isn't that bad but still."

"DANI!" A faint yell echos through the house.

"Did you hear that? Did the camera pick that up? That was fucking Chris screaming my name because I'm not answering him." She looks at the camera with her jaw dropped.

The bedroom door opens and Matt walks in, "What the hell was that about?" He asks her.

"Not answering his call."

"Put it on do not disturb just for him." Matt laughs going over to his computer.

~ Next Day ~

"Matt must you count your steps out loud?" She watches pace back and forth, "It's bugging me."

"I don't care." He continues.

"Who cares if they're low? You're sick." She keeps watching him, "What is your goal so I know how long you'll be." She leans back to lay down.

"Are you picking the movie tonight or me?" He asks her.

"You,"

"That's a first." He looks over at her cuddling his log pillow.

"You tell me you don't care."

"Well, we also have very different taste in movies so." He tells her.

"Yeah, I like Romcoms, Musicals, and Horror."

"Exactly, so I'm excited I get to pick a movie tonight." He smiles.

At night Matt decides what movie he wanted to watch last minute, "Tell them what we're watching." Matt turns the camera towards Dani sitting next to him in bed.

"Saltburn,"

"First note I wanna take if I ever got called a..." Matt pauses.

"Boot licker," Dani laughs.

"A boot licker," He shakes his head, "It's going down. It's going down immediately."

"Matt," Dani says his name.

"What?"

"You're a boot licker." She smiles so her pushes her head away.

As they watch the movie it gets to the bath tub scene everyone has been talking about online, "No, no." Dani whines seeing what Oliver was about to do. "The thought makes me..." Dani hides her face in her hands as he slurps up the bathwater, "Hurry up Oliver, please.

As it gets to the part Oliver gets ready to fuck Felix's grave, Dani turns her head towards Matt so she could ignore the screen. And Matt does the same turning his head towards her.

"Hi." He laughs.

"Sup."

"That's wild." He talks about the movie.

"I'm actually annoyed he's getting away with that." She tells him.

When the movie was over they give their thoughts on it, "Good movie. Crazy concept. Good movie. Crazy concept. Very strange. Pretty good though. Very strange. But pretty good." Matt gives his opinion on the movie. "And her mind is blown by it." He shows Dani just staring at him upset.

"I'm upset." She laughs, "And I don't entirely know how I feel about Ollie. He got away with all that. Yeah, the family wasn't the best but... You know what I mean."

"I'm just ready for bed. I didn't expect to see someone's junk before doing so." Matt makes Dani laugh.

"Hey, I would've enjoyed that a bit more if I wasn't watching it with you."

Matt's jaw drops, "Danielle Rae Brock!" All she does is laugh at him.

[6rookie-writer0110]

I'm a fool for love and a fool for you

Hailee Steinfeld x Male Reader

Request: Hailee Steinfeld x male reader. and the reader is the like, super hot and cute, and they’re spending thanksgiving with her family and she is in the kitchen with her mrther and her aunt and her cousins preparing the food, and when they go into the living room to call everybody to eat dinner, they see him playing with the babies and the kids of the family, and she starts thinking of having kids with him because she was sure of the amazing father he was gonna be.

It's Thanksgiving and Hailee invited you to meet her family. She did help you pick out an outfit and started to talk about what her family cooked. You are in the car with Hailee, parked in the driveway.

“Do you think they will like me?” You asked.

“Of course, babe they will like you. Don't be nervous, just have fun and eat” Hailee said.

She gave you a peck on the lips. You two get out of the car and you grabbed the cupcakes. You followed her into the house and there is a lot of people and kids playing in the living room. She starts to introduce you to all her family members, they start to ask you questions about your personal life. Hailee grabbed drinks from the kitchen and gave you the drink. So far, her parents are liking you and they keep asking you questions.

Later, Hailee went to the kitchen to help prep the food.

“Hailee, do you see yourself getting married to him?” Her aunt asked.

“We have talked about marriage in the future not now. But he really makes me happy” Hailee said.

“Good, he makes you happy. Everyone is liking him and your father isn't scaring him away for now” Her mother said.

“Do you want to have kids with him?” Her aunt asked.

“I do. But I don't want to scare him away talking about kids,” Hailee said.

“When you are alone with him maybe ask him,” Her mother said.

They continued to prepare the food, then Hailee and her cousins start to set the table. Hailee and the others go to the living to tell everyone the food is ready, but she is looking at you. You showed the kids, a simple magic trick the coin behind the ear and they are impressed. You gave them a high five then one of the kids start to talk about video games. You tell them which video game you like and ask more questions about video games.

“I like Fortnite! Do you know how to play Fortnite?” the little kid asked.

“Yeah, I know how to play it. Your cousin Hailee sucks at Fortnite” You said.

The little kid starts to laugh. Hailee starts to imagine you and her having kids and how you would be a great father.

“I don't suck. And it's time for dinner” Hailee said.

“You only won one time,” You said.

“So?” Hailee smiled.

You smiled and you followed her to the dining room. The kid wanted to sit next to you and Hailee had to sit across from you. Dinner is going great, you are still getting along with everyone. Hailee is happy that her family likes you.

After dinner, the kids still wanted to play with you. But you sit next to Hailee and started to eat the pie.

“I really like the food your family cooked” You smiled.

“Y/n, you can take a plate home,” Her mother said.

“Thank you!” You smiled.

You start to eat the pie and she her hand on your knee.

“There is more pie in the kitchen,” Hailee said.

“Good. Are you having fun?” You said.

“Yeah, I'm having fun. The kids seemed to like hanging out with you” Hailee said

“I gave them tips on how to get more kills in Fortnite,” You said.

You spend time with Hailee and her aunts and cousins.

✯ ✯ ✯

You are in your pajamas lying on the bed, she walked in and gets on the bed.

“Full?” Hailee asked.

“I’m so full,” You said.

She moves closer to you and she has her hand on your chest.

“Y/n, can I ask you something?” Hailee asked.

“Sure,” You said.

“How do you feel about, having kids together? I always wanted to have kids but back then it wasn't the right moment” Hailee said.

You sat up and you hold her hand.

“To be honest, I want to have kids with you. I didn't say anything because I wasn't sure if you were ready to talk about it. I love you, Hailee, and I do see myself having kids with you” You said.

She put her hands on your face and she starts to kiss you.

“I think, we should wait a little more before we have kids. My schedule is getting busy” Hailee said.

“Yeah, I get it. We can wait a little longer” You said.

You and Hailee are smiling at each other, then you start to kiss her. Now you start to think about how to ask her to marry you. Later, you cuddle with Hailee in bed and you have your head on her chest.

“If we start to become a family then we need a bigger place,” You said.

You live with her in a penthouse.

“I know. But there is a lot we still need to talk about, like how many kids we want. Oh, I know my parents would want to come over all the time to see the kids” Hailee said.

“I know they do. But we one step at a time, first the house then everything else” You said.

She kissed your head and she starts to smile.

[vamplu]

Gamer Tokyo Revengers Headcanons

A/N: This is mostly Toman with some cameos from Shinichiro & Hanma LMAO. I hope you enjoy! Shout out to my amazing boyfriend who participated in this conversation with me. <3 I love you. -----

-Kazutora one time scammed Baji in Meep City by offering a “legendary for legendary'' trust trade and Baji ended up getting temporarily banned from ROblox text and voice chat for the things he was screeching.

-Mikey and Draken don’t play Roblox (Draken will if Emma wants him to though). They’re probably on Val or something. Mikey blows up team/party voice chat literally the entire match while Draken only says one thing; “gg” at the end of the game LMAO

-Kazutora, Baji, and Chifuyu have a Minecraft server and the stuff that goes on in that server should not be spoken of, but can be summed up with one event; the piston dungeon.

-one time, Mikey spent the night at Baji’s house and had access to his PC. Mikey got on the BajiTrio server and blew up Kazutora’s house and that’s when all the beef started. (Shinichiro is alive and well in this universe!!)

-Mitsuya doesn’t game much, but when he does it’s because Luna and Mana want to play. Accordingly, he’s goated at games like Fashion Famous (pro model) and is pretty popular in any Royale High server he joins LMAO

-Hanma plays CSGO. And he’s reaaaal toxic on the game LMAO. Can see him 100% being one of those “drama” YouTubers who talk shit online while playing various video games. (Think Old Leafy or some shit.)

-Smiley and Angry are an inseparable Fortnite duo. Angry is overly nice and courteous, often handing off his really good weapons to his teammates when they ask for them, while Smiley is literally being toxic the ENTIRE time. Think of him saying stuff like, “Dude, you’re so ass.”, “Imagine whiffing every shot LMAOOOO”, and “BROOOOOOOOOO we lost because you suck!” at every given moment of a match. Accordingly, not a lot of people play with them so they usually fuck around in duos.

-Shinichiro grew up on OG Nintendo and struggles to really understand newer games because he stopped playing when school + work got busy for him so he didn’t have much time. He tries his best though when Mikey wants to play games with him, even if his best is pretty mid.

-Yuzuha and Hakkai play a lot of open-world RPGs, like Zelda, Genshin, and Star Rail. They especially like Genshin because they can play together. Hakkai mains Yelan and freezes up literally every time she says one of her voice lines. But Yuzuha is really into Yae Miko (or really any electro woman.)

-Emma mainly plays cute mobile games like Love:nikki, Hello Kitty World, or Happy Camper. She likes being able to make cute outfits/sets. She got a Switch so she could play Minecraft and ACNH, but she got into these games because of the PE edition and Happy Camper.

-Emma actually recommended ACNH to Mikey, who ended up getting addicted during COVID and literally could not peel himself away from his Switch for the entirety of Quarantine. But was he simply docile while playing? No, of course not. He was insanely aggressive with Tom Nook.

-Mikey actually forced Mitsuya to make Toman jackets in Animal Crossing. (Mitsuya also made all the boys’ MC skins.)

[trashbag-baby666]

Fake Dates-Luztoye

Summary: Joe enlists George in helping him get back at his ex. (For @disastrouscanasta <3)

WC: 4,816

C/W: Joe’s poor self image

BofB Masterlist | ao3 link

The hiss of the busch light can filled the kitchen, Joe taking a step back from the open fridge resting his arm on the door. In one swift movement he chugged the entire letting out a horrid belch and crunched the can. Normally, the others would expect this behavior from Babe, but today it would be him. Earning him the gawks of his roommates from the couch. 

“Want one, Heffron?” Joe pointed towards the inside of the fridge, hoping his friends wouldn’t judge his out of character performance. 

“Uh, sure, Bucky you want one?”

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll take one. But I want a Spotted Cow, because I know what a good beer tastes like.” John’s hand went to his chest, he declared himself the unofficial king of beer when they all met freshman year of college. He had some superiority complex about alcohol because he was from Wisconsin. Joe didn’t get it either but they all just nodded and said alright Bucky.

He wasn’t wrong though, about the Spotted Cow at least. Whenever John would go home he’d fill his car with cases of it to bring back to Philly; However, they all learned fast that he was stingy when it came to sharing it.

“Are you joining us for the next game?” Bucky traded him his controller for the beer bottle. He sat down with a loud sigh, contemplating if he would join their fortnite tournament. He ideally kinda wanted to sulk in his room since he found out about Emily and Miguel. 

“I don’t know? I was gonna go back to my room.”

“Why!” Babe threw up his hands. 

“I’m just not really feeling up to it, I don't know?” He brought the can of beer back up to his lips, maybe he did kinda wanna talk about it. No more pent up emotions. 

Joe repeated in his head.

“Are you sad about Voldemort?” John read his mind, his eyes locked back on the tv as John joined a lobby on Fortnite. 

Well, he was stuck now. He’d just play a couple games with him and return back to his bedroom sulking.

“What did she do now?”

“You know my cousin, Miguel?” Joe haphazardly reached down and pulled his shorts up a bit. Skillfully, with one hand taking his prosthetic off, he had years of practice now and could do it in his sleep or piss drunk and throwing up at the same time. 

“Oh shit,” Babe sucked in a breath side eyeing at him, “She…”

“They’re together, yeah.” He grunted, he knew he should be over her or moved on or whatever, it had been a month. Obviously, she had moved on and so did he, “Wanna know the best part?”

“What?” The two perked up looking away from the TV as the game started. 

“I found out from Abuella.” He retrieved his beer off the coffee table and took another long sip feeling the bitter liquid flowing down his throat. 

“Shit! No fuckin’ way!” John slapped his arm, his jaw falling to the floor.

“Yeah, Miguel called asking her if he could bring his new girlfriend to the family dinner next week.” 

“I’m sorry, Joe, we should slash their tires the night of so they can’t go.” 

“Holy, shit Heffron.” John turned back looking at the redhead as if this wasn’t just normal Babe suggestions.

“What, I’m just sayin’, I can get Bill to do it?”

“It’s fine, all my tia’s will be whispering about her.” He sighed, knowing the night would be filled with plenty of awkwardness. He and Emily had been together for almost a full year, his family met and knew her. They also knew that they had broken up…

“I mean, what if you just took some fake date to dinner? Make her jealous, make her come back to you.” John suggested with a shrug of his shoulders his eyes back locked into Fortnite.

“I do not want her back in my life, I’m just still sulking, you know?”

“No, not really. Bucks the only person I’ve been in love with.” 

“You’re lying, Bucky you’re about the most certified lover boy we know.”

“Guys I wasn’t this good looking in high school. I was gangly and had braces and I didn't discover deodorant till I was like 15.” He rambled on.

“I don’t know if anyone said you were good looking,” Babe chuckled and knocked his knee into Johns.

“Or discovered deodorant.” Joe knocked his other knee in return to him squashed between the two on the well loved leather couch. But over no couch, this was perfect. Joe’s abuela had gifted it to them when they moved into the apartment. It had spent most of its life covered in plastic, now it was constantly covered by drunk college boys and their boyfriends. 

“I do too use deodorant!”

“And five in one soap?”

“Babe also uses the same fuckin’ soap, if it gets the job done. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” 

“Yeah except you probably shouldn't wash your face, body, and hair all with the same shit.” Joe felt his spirits being lifted between the fortnite battle and their making fun of John. 

The time passed and the more beers that were consumed the more that John began to think John was right. Maybe for the second time in his life. 

“Have you guys ever really done something stupid to save face?” 

“Is that rhetorical?” John's eyes never leave the tv screen.

“Like the time Bucky sang to Gale in the middle of the dining hall freshman year?”

“Maybe even stupider…?”

“I didn’t think that was stupid!” John swatted at the red head next to him, “now what’s  your idea, Toye?”

“What if I ask George to be my fake boyfriend.” 

“Yeah, but doesn’t your family know him?” 

“Yeah, but I can just tell them we worked out better as friends at the next gathering.” 

—-----------

Joe wrapped his knuckles against the door, the familiar sound of the extra tap of his rings sounding too. He stepped back and balled up his fists feeling the dampening, sweaty anxiety all over his palms. 

“Joe?” George furrowed his eyebrows, the boy's hair disheveled and sticking out in different directions. He had on his University of Philly sweatshirt and some gray sweatpants, clearly either studying or playing video games.

“Hey.”

“You know it’s weird to show up at people's places without calling first.” George pulled Joe into the apartment looking him over once to make sure he was okay.

“Sorry, I didn’t even think to, I uh.” Joe rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. Not even knowing how to begin this question, he took an awkward off balance step back towards the door. 

“Okay, well I need to study so what is it?” George grabbed his calico cat mug off the table and took a long drink of the luke–warm coffee. 

“Okay, just hear me out…I know this is going to sound weird, you can say no. But will you be my pretend boyfriend…”

George let out a loud cackling laugh with a snort he threw his head back and set the mug on the ledge of the counter. He clapped his hands a few times and folded over putting his hands on his knees. “What the fuck, Joe?”

“I’m serious!” Joe put his hands up in defense already wanting to kick himself in the face again for even having this idea. 

“Why? Did Babe already say no?”

“The hell would I ask Heffron for? No. Miguel is dating Emily.”

“Oh,” George pursed his lips looking at Joe. 

“Yeah,” he rubbed the back of his neck again, turning his eyes upwards, observing the cracked, white paint on the ceiling. 

“I’ll be your fake boyfriend,” George smiled and nodded, his overgrown brown hair flopping into his eyes, “On one condition…”

“What?” 

“I wanna go on some fake dates, we’ll need to practice if you want them to believe us.” George winked. 

“Fine.”

“You’ve got yourself a deal.” The two shook hands like it was some business deal that was highly official. The thought of it began to make Joe a little nervous, his stomach flipping a bit just from shaking his hand. He wanted to think this was a good idea, but he already began to question himself. 

—----------

George held both the Long island iced tea and Joe’s beer in his hands, leading Joe over to where the rest of their friends sat in a corner booth. They could already see John puckering his lips at Gale, he was probably a few shots ahead of everyone else. Watching in disapproval, Gene sat next to Babe. The redhead plays with Gene’s fingers, plucking them against the table.

“Hey guys!” George buzzed in excitement, setting the two drinks down on the table with a thump, letting John slide into the booth first, “Would’ve been here on time but this one couldn’t keep it down.”

Joe’s eyes went wide and he bumped his knee against Georges. Gale pursed his lips and silently grabbed for his cup of diet Coke.

“Did we miss-” Gene went to speak and Gale put his hand up silencing him.

“I don’t wanna know.” Gale shook his head, setting down the cup. 

“You guys are such prunes!” George gave the group a thumbs down, “We’re not actually dating.”

“Oh even better, just hooking up?” Gale narrowed his eyes at the pair looking to John for confirmation that he was indeed correct.

“Joe could only wish.” George took the cup in his hand, sipping from the long straw in the tall glass and giving it a spin. 

“We’re practicing fake dating.” Joe cleared his throat.

“Since when is practice fake dating a thing?” Babe cocked his eyebrow eyeing between the two, George wearing a shit eating grin.

“I just wanted to get drinks,” George shrugged, “Thanks babe.” He pressed his lips to the taller man's cheek and ruffled his dark brown hair 

“I’m gonna get another shot.” John picked up his empty glass off the table sliding out of the booth. 

“So, do you wanna explain to me why you guys are practicing fake dating…? It sounds like an oxymoron, I can’t even wrap my brain around that.” Gale leaned forward using air quotes. 

“My cousin is dating the wicked witch.” Joe reached for his beer, taking half of it down in one swig, “Bucky, get me a shot!”

“That’s half an answer,” the blonde tilted his head to keep an eye on John as he stood at the bar. 

“Abuelas having family dinner next week and I don’t wanna show up looking like a sorry schmuck showing up alone.”

“So, he asked me to play the missus.” George smiled proudly, wrapping his arms around Joe's large bicep and leaning into him. 

Later on, Gale, Gene, and Joe were left at the table as the other three were onto their drunk dancing part of the night. John was dancing like an absolute menace, getting too into the music. Well, they were playing "Telephone" by Lady Gaga in a gay bar. They were regulars too, so John’s intense foot-switching and arm-reaching jerky dance moves were expected. George next to John followed his normal air-pointing and snapping as he brought his hand down. Babe stood a little further from them and continued his poor attempts at twerking.

“Quite the dancer you got there Gene.” Joe leaned back into the booth, the alcohol coursing through his veins and warming up his body. At least his face didn’t turn red the way Babe and Georges seemed to when they drank. 

“Yeah he’s been spending a lot of time practicing.” Gene smiled around his swig of beer. No matter how embarrassing Babe acted Gene would always be impossibly whipped for him. 

“So, what’s this really about, Joe?” Gale sat forward resting his elbow on the table and his head in his hand. John deflected his movements trying to sit himself further back and evaporate into the worn leather, letting out a deflated sigh. 

“What do you mean?” Joe shrugged his shoulders. 

“You know exactly what I mean. This whole fake dating thing. There’s more to it than just not wanting to look a certain way in front of your family. Come on, spill.” 

Joe stared down into his lukewarm beer. He felt like this was some walk of shame for him, “ I don’t think it’s just about Emily…I mean, yeah, seeing her with my cousin sucks, but it’s more than that…” 

“More, how?” Gene’s voice barely audible over the music. 

Joe tried to collect together his thoughts, “I’ve been feeling… lost. Ever since we broke up, I’ve been questioning everything. My self-worth, my future. It’s like I don’t even know who I am without her. And when I found out she’s dating Miguel, it just felt like… like the universe was telling me I’m not good enough.”

It’s Gales turn to sigh now, the blonde sitting back against the backrest now. He knew that Joe had always had some skewed self conscious look at himself. George asked Gale plenty on how he could help his best friend. Gale's psychology major did occasionally come into help. “You can’t think like that, you’re an amazing guy.” 

Joe shook his head, “It’s not just that, but being around George always has made me feel…I don’t know? Wanted?” He shrugged his shoulders, swirling around the remainder of his beer in the cup and then downed the rest of it. 

“So, it’s a validation thing?” Gene furrowed his dark brows on his pale face. The kitten-like face of Gene really pulled out.

“I mean…kinda? I think I'm scared. Scared to be alone. Scared to face the future without someone by my side. And George... he's always been there for me. Maybe it's selfish, but I need him right now.” Joe began tapping his fingers against the table. George had been there for Joe since they were 12, maybe even pursuing him romantically was a bad idea to begin with. 

“I think you need to have a conversation with George…”

“I know, I will…okay.” Joe put his hands up in defense like he was arguing with his Abuela. 

“Do it sooner than later, doing these ‘fake dates’ are just going to further confuse the both of you. I don’t want to see either of you get hurt because of it.” Gene rested his hand on the larger man's shoulder squeezing it supportively. 

—-----------

The following day Joe sat on George's couch in his and Gale's apartment. George sat down next to him and stretched his hands up arching his back, George seemed so cat-like to Joe sometimes. 

Not even in a sophisticated cat manner, in an orange, Garfield esc cat manor. 

“What do you wanna do? I don’t really wanna go out but if you want to?” George shrugged and grabbed a stack of pizza place coupons out from the drawer on the coffee table. 

“I’m okay with staying in, but Buck and Bucky aren’t going to come back and–”

“And loudly, hump each other? No, Buck told me he and Bucky were just going to get dinner and go back to your place.”

“Wonderful, so I can listen to them fuck while I’m tryna’ sleep.” Joe rolled his eyes sarcastically, crossing his arms over his chest.

“Lucky you!” George poked his side jokingly, "Do you want pizza?”

“Yeah,” Joe sat forward grabbing the coupon stack looking for the best deal on the most pizza, “Video games or movie?”

“Or Game of Thrones?”

“No.” Joe pulled the Domino’s flier out and found an alright coupon. Although, his stomach was beginning to ache thinking about the previous night's events. It just felt like getting nailed further and further into a commitment coffin.

“You’re a hater,” George blew a raspberry at him and ripped the coupon out of the flier and reached for his phone. 

The two sat in silence for a moment after the pizza had been ordered. Joe couldn’t get his brain right out of thinking about his feelings. He felt his mood beginning to be soured from the thoughts and his mind drifting off to Emily, the entire reason he’s having this crisis.

“Okay, so video games or a movie?” George asked Joe, grabbing the remote off the coffee table.

“You pick,” Joe shrugged, he really didn’t care, he just didn’t want to have to face the rumbling feelings of complicated and blushy in his stomach. He shook his head and ran a hand over his face, “I’m gonna go take a leak, why don’t you surprise me?”

“Alright then, Mister.” 

Joe’s heavy footsteps carried him to the small bathroom, he shut the door behind him. Bending over the sink, he turned on the faucet and splashed his face with some water. Maybe he should just tell George now and put this whole fake dating thing to an end? The more he thought about it the more ridiculous it sounded but his memories started to drift to a happier time with Emily. 

“Fuck,” Joe slapped at both of his cheeks. Maybe he was just using George? Maybe that's what all of this is about?

—---------

A few days later Joe agreed to go on a ‘not date just strictly school stuff’ date with George to the museum. George had an art history essay due and he needed to go study some paintings. Joe didn’t really get it, he didn’t really like going to art museums. He thought they were dull and boring but he went to see George. 

Joe held open the door for George as they walked into the building, the space is a big open white painted area. A giant overlooking view of the Delaware River laid straight ahead over a balcony. The large windows going all the way to the floor below, the place was beautiful. Joe grew up here his whole life and probably had only been here once before for a school field trip when they were younger.

The pair purchased their tickets, George flashing his student id for a discount. They walked in silence down the vast hallways and open areas of paintings and sculptures. George clutched a small notebook to his chest to take his needed notes. 

He felt drastically out of place in the place, there was a stiff and crisp way to the air that reminded him of his hospital stay. He could feel judging eyes upon him too from the other visitors of the place. 

Joe guessed he didn’t get the art museum dress code. He sported his carhartt hoodie and some black jeans. Even George had somewhat dressed up in a floral button down, tucked into black slacks. 

“Thanks for coming with me,” George broke his silence as they came to a stop in front of a Monet painting; Although, Joe wouldn’t have known that if it wasn't for the name plate.

Joe just shrugged and observed the paintings swirly brush strokes, “You’d do it for me if we were at an auto museum.”

“I know you probably don’t give two fucks but this is perfect.” George stood closer to the canvas, closely inspecting the brush strokes and colors, “Impressionism changed the way we perceive light and color.”

Joe smiled and nodded, he wasn’t really sure what George was talking about but he found it adorable getting to watch George's eyes light up talking about it. 

It’s how their friendship always had been, George explained something more quote on quote, intellectual to Joe. He wouldn’t get it but thought it was cute the way George's cheeks light up and he would smile wide. 

“Still know your stuff, Luz.” Joe’s voice raspy, flicking his line of eyesight to George. He watched the boy's chicken scratch fill the page about the influential painting. 

“It’s my escape, Joe. Remember, art history is just my minor.” George smirked and bumped Joe’s hip with his own, “Think you need to find yourself a new escape, Joe.”

“Why do you say that?” Joe pursed his lips nervously. 

“Because, I know you’ve been isolating yourself more and more.” 

“What am I gonna do? Start running again?” Joe half joked wanting to brush off this subject nearly immediately. Running had been his escape, till the accident happened. 

“Well you could…”

“With my insurance that barely will cover a standard prosthetic?” 

“You have a point there. Maybe you could start doing porn? I don’t know? There’s an audience out there for everything.” The two quieted down as an old lady shot a look to them from a couple feet away. 

“So, what’s so special about this painting?”

“Look at the brush strokes and the way the light hits in the center.” George held his hand hovering over the canvas, his pen still balanced between his fingers. “You can feel the emotion in the painting, it’s not just an image, it’s a memory. You know, It’s like when other memories stand out over other ones.” 

“I don’t get it.” 

“It’s okay, you don’t have to.” 

Joe feels his heart twinge a moment again; he feels like George knows what’s going on inside his head. He’s looking at this painting of a beautiful garden of lilac colored flowers and it feels like some metaphor to their relationship…or that’s just how George’s paper feels in Joe’s sense. 

————————

He sat at the edge of the bed gripping the simple, black frame in his hands. The edge digging into his palms, he welcomed the pain.

Emily’s arms were thrown around Joe's neck, gazing up at him lovingly. Joe's head tilted just the slightest to get a view of the beautiful girl and the camera. He wanted to throw it at the wall…he couldn’t. 

He knew Babe and John’s passing judgmental looks that the frame still sat on his nightstand. 

He just kept avoiding the steps of nailing the relationship coffin all the way shut. He needed to move on…he felt pathetic, truly he had no excuses. He should be glad she didn’t wait any longer to cheat. Joe really had thought about asking his Abuela for the family ring. 

He cupped the corner of the frame further into his palm as he heard his phone buzz. He laid the frame face down on the bed and grabbed it. He couldn’t face the guilt of Emily’s face staring at him when he texted George.

Luz: Leaving now.

He was supposed to go out with George tonight. He could feel his chest of anxiety fighting and begging for him to just stay in. 

Joe sucked in a breath and forced himself up from the bed before he’d let the thoughts go any further. He grabbed a shirt off the end of his bed and brought it up for a sniff. Clean enough to wear; Although, he did want to impress George.

He walked over to his dresser and pulled open the second drawer. He tugged out a more tighter fitting, black shirt from the drawer. He pulled it on and flexed just for himself , observing his own muscles. 

Jesus, he looked ridiculous. 

“Get in, bitch we’re going bar hopping.” George said with a cheery smile leaning out the rolled down window.

“Alright, Reginald George.” Joe shook his head, shoving his keys into his pockets.

“Like that shirt,” George tenderly reached across the center console of the shitty car he still has from high school. The smell of Little Caesar’s practically engraved and stuck in the upholstery. 

Joe's heart fluttered and began beating a mile a minute.

“As much as your Monet?”

“Claude Monet is not part of this.” 

————————

Music blaring, lights flashing, John’s shirt unbuttoned and hanging open, the club breathing life into Joe’s somber attitude. 

He could feel every drink and shot coursing his veins and making the thoughts disappear. If he wasn’t down a leg and despised the incoordination of his body when drunk, he’d drink more. 

He couldn’t shake a smile from his face, his hands on George’s hips. The other grinding his hips against his crotch. 

The liquid encouragement seeped right out onto the dance floor for him to slip on. “Think we should go to the bathroom?”

“Yeah? Wuddya’ need in there, Joey?” George flicked his head to the side to see him better, the boy's damp lips nearly brushing against Joe's stubbled chin. 

“You,” he purred right into George’s ear. 

———————

“You, what!?” Babes' orange juice spit across the table.

“Nothin’” Joe shrugged, he should’ve expected the reaction he received, “Don’t act like you guys haven’t done that before.”

“Yeah, but Bucks not my fake boyfriend.” John crossed his arms sitting back in the chair. Babe kindly had made breakfast for the two of them, both nursing hangovers. 

John’s comment made him feel worse. Gene and Gale weren’t just pretend boyfriends for them. 

“I know, okay. I just have to figure out what to tell him…” Joe’s hands went to his thighs, taking handfuls of the pajama pants fabric. 

“Buck, told me to tell you that you need to figure this out before just going on another fake date with the boy. George is into you and all of us can see it.” John stabbed a piece of three pancakes, smothered in sticky syrup. 

“You think?”

“Do we think?” Babe repeated in a mocked manner.

“Haven’t even known you two half as long as him and I can attest.” 

“What if we don’t work out and our entire friendship is thrown away?” His line of vision shifted to the ceiling and closed his eyes for a moment. 

“I think that’s a conversation to have with him.” Gale piped in emerging into the kitchen.

“Didn’t even know you were here?” Babe’s attention quickly pulled from Joe to the blonde. He knew his friends were right and he needed to get his head out of his ass and figure out what’s going on.

———————

The day of the dinner came, George sat on the arm chair. His jacket draped over the back as he waited for Joe to pick him up. 

But one, two, three hours came and no word or answer from Joe came. 

He stayed put in the clothes he had on incase Joe did show up. But as the third hour pursued he grew more and more concerned.

He had begun typing out a message to Gene asking if he had any idea about him; Although, he was praying the answer was no as he’s a paramedic on shift. 

Knuckles wrapped on the door with the familiar clank of Joe’s rings. His heart settled in his chest. 

“Where have you been?” George didn’t even wait to see what he looked like on the other side before opening. 

With closer inspection, he could tell he had been crying. 

“I’m sorry. We need to talk.”

George’s heart sank and he suspected a couple different reasons for his demise, “Yeah, come in.” 

He let him in with a swift familiar thump of the half broken door. “Is everything alright?”

“I don’t know,” He sat down on the armchair and dropped his head into his hands, “I’m sorry.”

“I know you already said that, why?” 

“I think I’m in love with you, Luz.” He mumbled through his hands. 

He froze. His whole body ran cold a moment, not in a negative way but not necessarily in a way he expected either.

“I am too, but I think we need to take this slow. I love you so much, Joe, but I’m not just going to be your rebound.” George dropped to his knees in front of Joe. 

“I know, I agree. I just…Buck told me…”

“Hush.” George took his hands and brought them to his lips. He could feel the cool metal of the rings against his lips, “Are you okay, where were you, before?” 

“At the mausoleum.”

“Talking to her?”

“Mhm,” Joe looked away a moment, his teeth sinking into his lips to prevent himself from crying. George knew when Joe was confused or just frustrated he would go and talk to his mom.

“We don’t gotta talk about it,” George pulled Joe closer and hugged him tight. His hand ran up Joe’s  back and back down, over and over.

Joe took a deep breath, looking into George’s eyes. “I think... I’ve been afraid. Afraid of losing you if this doesn’t work out. But I can’t pretend anymore. I have feelings for you, real feelings.”

George’s lips pulled into a small smile. “Joe, I’ve had feelings for you for a while. I was just waiting for you to figure it out.” He leaned in, pressing his forehead against Joe’s. “So, what do you say? No more pretending?”

Joe let out a long sigh, his heart feeling lighter than it had in months. “No more pretending.”

They closed the gap, sealing their new beginning with a kiss. It felt like coming home, everything falling into place. For the first time in a long while, Joe felt hopeful about the future.

[anameistoohard]

Hiii,

I was wondering how a system works in terms of identity?

Thank you very much 😊

I think to start, we need to ask "What makes an identity?"

I think an identity is the culmination of all the things that influence your sense of self. When people ask "Who are you?" or "What are you?" how do you answer?

Most people give a list of traits and interests.

I'm an artist

I'm a woman, specifically a trans woman

I'm autistic

I'm a night owl

I have a special interest in swords

I love to bake but hate to cook

I'm a bit over weight

I love playing Fortnite with my sibling

I'm very quiet but if you can get me talking I don't stop (foreshadowing! yippee! :p)

This is maybe a bit surface level and far from all encompassing, but these are all things that to some degree or other shape how I think of myself. But this is all just me, Taylor. This is how I think of myself. (And just because I do something, doesn't make it part of my identity. Like, I play video games, but I wouldn't consider myself a gamer.)

Our other headmates wont give the same answers as me. Different things shape how they see themselves. Different things hold value to them. Some of those things even directly contradict my identity, like "I am a man" or "I hate going to bed late".

We're not always 100% separate from each other though. Sometimes our senses of self blend together and cause a lot of confusion. Like "Am I a man or a woman? Maybe I'm enby??" or "I thought I hate this food, why do I suddenly like it?" Until we separate again and realize "Oh [headmate] was here, that's why I was feeling like that."

Gender is a bit of a special case. So many clashing identities means we need to be very careful with how we treat/what we do with our body. It would really suck if making it more comfortable for some made others hate living in it.

Also, some of us feel so deeply detached from the body, never fronting or anything, that it has almost no influence on how they perceive themselves. We all have a way we present in headspace that influences how we perceive ourselves (me and my pink hair for example), but for them it's ten fold. Sorta "This isn't my body, I'm just living in it." type thing.

Gosh these asks always end up feeling super rambly. Like, I have the ideas there, I just don't know if I was able to translate them into sentences ya know?

-Taylor (she/her)

[shewhoeatssand]

WHY TG BOYS ARE SHIT BOYFRIENDS

I come up with the best topics for posts

Hide 🌞 : axe body spray, probably loves Kaneki more than you, has nicknamed your boobs, has also nicknamed Kaneki’s boobs

Shuu 💐 : introduces you to his entire extended family after less than a month, spams you if he hasn’t heard from you in a week, his house is so so big you will get lost in it very fast (not his fault but still annoying)

Suzuya 🔫 : thinks shoplifting 10 bags of candy is a good date idea, has killed someone in front of you and then desperately tried to explain why it was actually okay because the guy was wearing crocs

Marude 🏍 : refuses to use public transport after having his bike stolen, won’t stop talking about how much he misses his bike, yell-y

Shinohara 😊 : prints out minion memes and shows them to you

Nishiki 🦎 : is ginger, immediately wants to make out with you and have hot ghoul sex after eating a raw lung, easily irritated

Ayato (:re) 🤬 : doesn’t know what a period is and thinks you’re making it up, bullies people on roblox, can be so rude sometimes

Kaneki (pre aogiri) 🥺 : describes everything in incredible detail when he doesn’t like something, will make his best attempt to be talking to you all the time (even when you are pooping) and thinks you hate him if you ask to be left alone, scarily average dick

Kaneki (post aogiri) 🐙 : sleeps on top of you and makes you so sweaty, won’t shut up about fitness and getting stronger, wears a mask with a smile for hours at a time, probably ghosting you by this point tbh (there’s a lot wrong with him so I might make a separate post about why he sucks)

Yoshimura ☕️ : really wholesome, but can’t be dated because a) I’d assume you’re not a boomer b) can’t take hints and c) misses Ukina ;-;

Koma 👹 : he’s actually pretty great and very fun but he brags about how good his coffee is and also about anything else he can think of

Uta 🎭 : eats people’s eyes in front of you and says “it’s okay because they aren’t real, they’re halloween decorations!”, also ate a plastic spider to prove this to you, mind games, spooks you from behind the corner all the time and it gives you anxiety

Amon ✝️ : refuses to kiss with tongue or see you naked until marriage, takes up too much space on the bed, keeps doing long ass speeches about “doing what is right” after killing a guy with a wife and 3 kids

Shikorae 🫠 : doesn’t sit still long enough to have a conversation that makes any sense whatsoever, has so many issues to the point where idk if you’d even be able to befriend him unless it’s by feeding him coffee grounds

Takizawa (pre :re) 🥺: makes everything a competition, disney kid, insists that you have a glass of milk every day

Takizawa (post :re) 🦉: never sleeps, an actual cat, bites your hand, smelly, insists that you have a glass of milk every day

Urie 😶 : first name is “cookie”, punches a hole in the wall when he doesn’t get an award after a raid and someone else does, hides important stuff from you

Shirazu 🦈 : sooooo cool but he can’t spell so you have to edit all his emails for him

Naki 😎 : loud while playing fortnite battle royale, also screams while playing any horror games but insists he should keep playing them, his reading capabilities have the power to instantly kill a literature major

Hanbee 🎩 : unironically loves licorice, absurd fashion, also eats the licorice with a super fancy fork kept in a little fork bag he carries everywhere labeled “the licorice suitcase”

Tatara 🤯 : is always busy so you can’t spend much time together, one time a cat meowed at him and he meowed back in the most serious voice, penis is actually too big to fit inside 😔

Mutsuki 😇 (before the insane shit happened): you have to kill all the spiders, very clingy and has similar issues to pre-aogiri Kaneki, puts cinnamon on a lot of things that don’t really need cinnamon

Arima 🌨 : cold, you’ll never truly know about him, not very open, a general mystery to the point where you don’t even know if he’s actually your boyfriend

Haise 🐼 : BAD PUNS, insists that he spends every afternoon and evening with you instead of doing his work so he ends up doing it super late into the night and gets tired in the morning, too easy to manipulate and too eager to please (kind of an issue with all the Kanekis really), sometimes he talks to the wall or makes a sour face for no reason

~~~~ BONUS ~~~~

Yamori 🕺 : sadistic torturer (obvious part), his farts smell so incredibly bad that you have to evacuate the room while he wonders wtf is going on (not so obvious), unfixable

OS! Kaneki 😎 : walks around shirtless in winter, sometimes he doesn’t even wear pants, touches your boobs randomly and it gets old real fast