#they need to fuck nasty

[scurvyboy]

I just need u to know someone sent me angry asks for reblogging ur pearl & fiddleford cuck meme because apparently it's insensitive or something to um. Pearl Steven universe and also cucks. Just. Thought I would share. (I did tell them I didn't make the art and that it was just a light hearted joke but that did not dissuade them for sending another) (this is extremely funny to me)

hope this helps. also they kissed on the mouth with tongue

[a55goblin]

ibayuzu will always be my fav ship dynamic

[superpussyking]

*takes a long drag of a cigarette* I need to draw more furry porn

[opwolfe]

You should draw them scissoring

SG Humanformers!

[shinyobservationtree]

[b1mbodoll]

gross stepdad hoon… the kind to invite his friends (heejayke) over n tease you the entire time. it’s humiliating, having your stepdad pat his lap for you to sit on n being treated like his toy :( forced to just accept how he gropes you n makes you grind his thigh in front of them

even worse when they start to join in, suggesting sunghoon flash them your tits or make you drool on his fingers, each one of them staring intensely when you take your stepdad’s digits in your mouth n get a little dumb, moaning n gagging around them

idk .. just.. maybe stepdad sunghoon letting them all jerk off over you.. lets them have their way with his sweet girl n calls you a whore for liking it

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[pastorpresent]

But do u understand????? Do u understand that logan has probably went over a decade without a touch in his life that wasn't centred around pain and violence????? And then Wade finds him and they save the world and Wade wakes him up every morning with soft little kisses and cuddles up to him all night and come up behind him while he's cooking to wrap his arms round his waist, prop his chin on his shoulder.

And Logan's uncomfortable with it at first. Not because it's Wade, because he's a bit in love with the idiot, but because it's so unfamiliar and how can he ever deserve to be touched and handled so gently???? And so he shys away, and Wade backs off thinking he doesn't like it, but when logan finally admits he just doesn't feel worthy of it Wade goes insane. Goes batshit crazy because wtf???? In his head logan is the best person to exist ever, and the absolute least he deserves is to be given physical affection!

So Wade dials it up to a hundred. He's never not touching him. He plays with his hair, holds his hand under the dinner table, gives him forehead kisses just because. Thanks him everytime too, a soft little 'thank you for letting me love you, peanut' which melts logans insides.

He still knows the violent touches, sometimes enjoys them just as much, but for the first time in his entire 200 year existence they are a tiny minority compared to gentle ones.

[fyllophobia]

[sphxnvv]

new here🤍

[invinciblerodent]

"I'll make a save here and try breaking up with Astarion, just to see the dialogue- I could see him get kinda nasty about it, but I honestly don't know what to expect so---"

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[clockworkreapers]

A specter in a web of lies

[noirve]

"yes maître" is still insane. i know their sex was CRAZY after that like they may be experiencing bed death in dubai because they're too busy pretending their relationship is not falling apart but past-loumand was on some ultra freaky bdsm powerplay shit, rolin jones told me so personally

[sanatomis]

cw. cumplay, satoru’s filthy as fuck (i love him).

you rarely swallow satoru’s cum. not because you don’t want to or because you dislike the way he tastes, no—it’s because your boyfriend is such a freak.

satoru has this incessant need, this uncontrollable urge to french kiss you immediately after you receive the last drop of his cum on your tongue.

he wants to share his release between you two, dipping his tongue in your filled mouth to make a sticky mess of cum and spit. to create a taste that’s both you and him. it gets him hard again in no-time, which is an absolute must.

he plans on licking his cum out of your pussy later, after all.

[patheticrafeenjoyer]

put me in a room with him and trust we won't be leaving until we activate that dad mode for real

[prodbyton]

ngh~~ fuckkkkk anton 😋😫👀🫣🤤💦🍆😱🥴