#they make me crazyyyyyyyy

[mensmommymilkers]

Jamis… JAMIS

[judasofsuburbia]

i would hold on for all it's worth || a patrochilles missing scene

rating: teen and up || pairing: patroclus and achilles || word count: 1782|| read here

summary:

For someone like Aristos Achaion, one might think he would have servants to do what Patroclus was doing. But after sleeping all day while Achilles was out, purely so he would be awake for his return, Patroclus was happy to do this.

Happy might be a bit of a stretch. Still, he was not about to give this task to a servant, someone whose time with Achilles is much more meaningless. 

Every second left with Achilles felt precious.

or: during an after battle bath, patroclus tends to achilles the only way he knows how.

thank you @seths-rogens for beta editing and also simply being the best<33

[potatoesandsunshine]

zerxus calling out to pike is actually one of the most iconic things of all time. ever

[fadeintoyou1993]

NO but its just so iconic that jade thirlwall said baby yeah i been bad im a real wild bitch yeah im mental im the ride of your life not a rental im the editor call me mr enninful no vanilla lets experimental ima show you the ropes get you whipped on em and i know you needed something you could sin for im about to perform like im on tour baby clap for the encore! giddy up its the wild wild west and i think its bout time for the midnight cowboy giddy up its the wild wild west and u know hwat comes next its the midnight cowboy ayy better buckle up now get a little nasty take u to the old town hey never find a lass who show you what the back do givin u the ginuwine neigh name a better duo i'll wait. nothin' wrong w a little horseplay put me in reverse now BITCH im a girl cow watch me while i sit down!

[ghostbeam]

Dabi

[kimmkitsuragi]

WEEEOOOWOOOWOOOEEEE

[uglygirlstatus]

number 55!

55. Leo by Fionn

[cowlovely]

i’ve just been rotating the eddie and bobby convo from this ep in my head on a loop for the past hour and a half. cause literally if eddie isn’t gay then why…then. th.

[vermilionite]

honestly why don’t we as a culture have much more of an understanding of healthy fear and self protection/advocacy about doctors and medical care, people bristle at the idea that you wouldn’t trust a doctor fully, but there are many many cases of medical malpractice, doctors with big egos, dismissive doctors, or even just miscommunication and misunderstanding that can cost people a lot of money, their health, or their lives. like it seems so obvious when i lay it out but people, both who work for the hospital/insurance, and everyone else, really do not like when you act with trepidation and uncertainty around getting your body literally cut open and given many drugs. it is so frustrating and confusing

[burritowitch]

me when there are no fics for an extremely niche character from a disliked else world

[marigoldbaker]

this WHOLE INTERCHANGE is why jenny and angel as gothic romance will never leave my brain. never never never. she has been the ghost that haunts him for generations before she was even born. she is a continuation of the blood he spilled that made him who he is today. and CRUCIALLY it was her deliberate action, her belief in his capacity to be better, that brought him back to the version of himself that he most wants to be. she has never left him alone. he has never given her an out.

[coffeekaspbrak]

me when someone who i thought would be in my life forever does the most horrible unspeakable things to me and now not only do i have to deal with the anger that someone would hurt me soooo deeply but also mourn and grieve a friendship i shared with one of very few people i felt genuinely connected to in this life

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

ngl giving Izzie Stevens a Scully bob haircut in season 5 is batcrap insane to me

[banghwa-moved]

girl dinner is just a popular tiktok sound about mundane food. like i'd fix myself cornflakes for dinner or a greasy looking pizza. its not about the aesthetic of food but more about the enjoyment. this is what i gathered from tiktok. alsooo please tell us more about hyyh hoseok and his love for yoongi <3

answering this like a week late bcs i forgot but oooooh ok that makes sense, i dont have tiktok so all the jokes just kinda confused me lol anyways if u insissttt i just think bcs yoon-gi doesnt rly care for ho-seok i think thats why ho-seok is fixated on him probably bcs he's pathetic and a little bit of a masochist who thrives on attention in fact i think its rly funny that ho-seok often positions himself as better or smarter or more mature than the others when in reality he's just as desperate as jung-kook he just has less rizz than this high schooler

[dyke-deanwinchester]

CARS ARE FREAKING COOL AS HELL. FIXING THEM IS LIKE A PUZZLE. AND THE BEST PART IS. WHEN YOURE DONE, THEY LEAVE AND YOURE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM ANYMORE.