#they made me giggle

[feral-ass-raccoon]

socks at thr mall

[yvette-r]

HANDS DOWN.

They have the best dynamic and relationship to ever exist.

[sodamnbored]

Today sucked and I’m sad. So here’s some bad jokes. Just because 🙂

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

I have a joke about animals, but it’s irrelephant.

I’ve also got a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Ceasers.

I made a pun about the wind but it blows.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.

Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I decided to link all my wristwatches together and make a belt. It was a real waist of time.

You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.

Two nuns were driving at night when a vampire suddenly jumped out in front of their car, blocking their way. One nun says to the other “show him your cross!”. The other nun rolls down the window, leans out, and yells “Get out of the way, ya toothy git!”.

[theonyxranger]

The Boots of Blinding Speed are truly incredible

[buildoblivion]

[greykolla-art]

It’s healthy to step out of our comfort zone’s a little!😜

[mawecking]

this probably happened after what was missing like they probably had a girls night planned and my boy finn put the date in the Vault SO bad he came in the WRONG day

[thanager]

[reverie-starlight]

also it’s YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH??? BABY??? MY DARLING??? HOW WE CELEBRATING THO??? 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

IT ISSS MY BDAY IS ON THE 26TH :3

and the 2 year anniversary of this blog is on the 27th hehe

I’m turning 20, very nervous!! But I’ve decided to do at least one fic a week leading up to it, and so far they have all been atsumu centred 🫣 (ok like 2 so far, and one more on the way, but the one on the 1st was more like a warm up drabble so it’s fine, it’s OKAY)

next week will also be atsumu, but I promise I’m working on fics for other characters too 😭

I’m attempting to get the second part of the MSBY manager!reader x Sakusa mini series out for his bday, finally as well. It’s almost done I just need to edit and finish up one scene!! I need to make a masterlist for it. hmmm…

and I have a hawks drabble/mini fic in the works as well. so we’ll see how much actually gets done before the 26th lol

I was gonna do an event, but that’s too much pressure rn I think, I’m so backed up on requests 🥹

[bluegiragi]

buck season

full version on patreon

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Limerick Template

There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE] Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE] When [EVENT] would occur It would cause [HIM OR HER] To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]

[holographic-mars]

Tfp season 1 or something like that

[the-phantom-peach]

MAJOR EOW SPOILERS AHEAD ‼️‼️

worked on a bunch of Eow art during my play through! I like this game a lot ^^ There are spoilers so you have been warned! o7

[copiouscouples]

[lawvno]

My pretty ghost princess💕

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet