#they look like they're made of SILLY PUTTY

[thefrostychemist]

WHY ARE THE TNG CARDASSIANS WEIRD AND FLESHY AND NOT LIKE GRAY AND SCALY LIKE THE DS9 ONES

[blarshwritezz]

Hello~

Can I request a yandere rich boy x m reader where the rich boy is so utterly in love and obsessed with the reader that he would do anything, can the reader also be a sub that's extremely enabling towards the yan giving him winks! And leaving things out for him to steal and just generally playing into the fans delusions

Yes, hello 👹 anon! Decided to combine these 'cause they're very similar, hope that's alright!

Yandere Richboy x Enabling Reader

M yan x M reader

TW - general yandere behavior, NSFW (slight, towards end)

It was actually pretty cute how much Rich!Yan was obsessed with you. Even when he had to be "far" from you, his eyes never left you. So of course you had to tease him, winking and sticking your tongue out.

If only you knew how much you made him melt. He was putty in your hands, willing to give and be anything for you.

The public had their eyes on him, but his were always on you. Always.

He'd often sneak in your room to find your things strewn about, almost as if you wanted him to take them. Silly you, didn't you know anyone could break in and do all sorts of perverse things with your underwear if you left it out like this? You were lucky it was just him. He'd at least return them, cleaner than they were before.

You knew all this. And you knew better than to question it when people who got too close to you would suddenly disappear.

If it was someone you really cared about, he was always conveniently there with chocolate and all his money at your complete disposal. To comfort you, of course.

And well, how could you refuse when he gave you his card? Especially when he's so happy seeing you spoil yourself with everything you could possibly desire.

With just a simple please, his money was entirely yours. And it was even easier when you gave him even the smallest amount of attention. Not to mention how cute he was trying to keep himself together for you.

The way his face would flush, and how he'd fiddle with his collar or tie to cool down. It was adorable.

Maybe you shouldn't have pushed as far as you did...but it was impossible not to. Especially when this was exactly what you wanted.

He's been holding off on fucking you for too long. And finally you got him to concede to his own limitations, leading to this current predicament.

The same predicament that you've been in for over an hour now. You stopped bothering to look at the clock after so long.

"Fuck, that's a good boy. You're taking me so well." He whined in your ear as drool dribbled down your chin. You were starting to realize that you may have bit off a bit more than you could chew.

"You look so good...so damn good like that." His thrusts didn't slow down for even a second, their harshness not wavering.

You had to admit, it was impressive how much stamina he had.

"Been holding this in for too long...so long...you feel so good."

There was a sticky pool of his cum beneath you from what little your ass couldn't hold, or what didn't stick to your skin.

With a groan, his cock twitched, releasing yet another load into you. You've already lost count of how many it's been. And this certainly wasn't the last.

And another complete! I sincerely hope it was alright!

[majachee]

did you say….a power rangers x td au?

IVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE ONE BUT HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU I owe my life to you power rangers was the shit

please yap about it I’m begging

IT CAME TO ME IN A VISION EARLY ONE MORNING, AND IT HASN'T LEFT MY BRAIN.

I am writing a fic about it, though it isn't my number 1 priority wip atm cuz its just smth silly and self-indulgent, but because I now know there's someone out there REALLY DIGGING THIS IDEA, it'll be moved up on my list by a few notches lol

This AU is heavily focused on comedy and action, so rather than assigning TD characters to PR roles that they'd actually fit, I went with what would be REALLY FUNNY to write about.

So the Rangers consist of Harold (red), Duncan (Black), Noah (blue), Courtney (yellow), and Heather (pink).

These guys were assigned to work on a lab/project for their science class, specifically on the effects of pollution, littering, and climate change. No take-backsies, they're stuck with eachother and 4/5 of these guys don't want to fail... 4/5 of these guys are also assholes.

After some healthy doses of bitching, they agree to meet up and study an abandoned rig. But GASP! They get attacked by some guys... made of putty? Damn dude that's CRAAAAAAZYYY

... this is specifically based on the MMPR tv show, and I'm very tempted to draw the putty monsters exactly like how their costumes look in the show (silver fullbody suits with seams visible and monster claws/masks.) Listen, the putty monster costumes bring me A LOT OF JOY, I genuinely love this show dO NOT @ ME (unless its for mmpr fanart... please @ me...)

Anyways, these assholes fumble through the fight: Harold shows off the skills he learned at Defensive Steve's Defense Class, Noah gets thrown off a small cliff because he weighs less than a paper weight, Courtney feels the exciting rush of bloodlust for the first time... Normal stuff, really!

Of course, this ends up with all 5 of them being summoned (lazer kidnapped) to Power Rangers Headquarters! And it's revealed that Zorgon's role was taken by Chris McClean I'm SORRY. Look, it's funny. He has the same personality he does in canon, but instead of running a reality TV show centered around teens, he has to babysit a small group of teens who hate eachother. This will be really funny in execution, I promise.

Some of the kiddos have a few words to say about the Dinozords... cuz half of them aren't even dinosaurs. Also, they do NOT like the idea of being forced to work together on a color-coded superhero team of all things!

Drama Bot is Alpha, it focuses on the team's publicity ratings.

Rita Repulsa? Meet Blainely McBlamey!! SELF EXPLANATORY!!

I love Rita Repulsa, so Blainely fans consider this a very high honor.

The Green Ranger is Alejandro.

I plan on having the AU mostly focus on campy episodic adventures with some character development sprinkled in, and having the more important PR plots be... well... important and more thoroughly executed, if I ever get around to it.

As for the main gang themselves?

Harold is quite stoked and honored about being a superhero, and quickly ends up being the team leader and team morale – due to his smarts, and quick-to-forgive personality. He doesn't take shit from anyone, but he also won't hold grudges, especially on the battlefield... Though he does have a slight problem with going on long tangents about certain factoids (same...)

He has a vast array of skills and knowledge at his disposable... It all depends on how/when he uses said skills lmao. So far he's probably the least developed one in this AU, right next to Duncan. That'll change when I write more of them.

Courtney? Oh... Oh you KNOW she likes being a Power Ranger. She preaches about the importance of morals, and upholding laws, and how some people ought to respect the responsibilities that come with being a Power Ranger... and some people are more deserving of being recognized as heroes than others. Courtney I love you and I hope I do you justice... mwah... She very much likes taking the lead, and claims that she should be the team leader... and valedictorian, and class president... Oh yeah, you KNOW she worries about her grades a lot, especially after becoming a Ranger. She becomes a lot more productive with her passion as the story goes on, and learns to trust and respect her teammates.

Noah takes on the role of reluctant tactician... Aka the smartass. Physical activites aren't his forte, and he plans on keeping it that way. He relies on his Zord the most, and when that isn't available he resorts to evasive maneuvers and hiding while the other guys handle it. Him staying on the sidelines, however, does lead to him being more observant to the enemies' weaknesses, which will eventually lead to him having a more active role in the team as the main tactician. I'd imagine once that happens, he'll have a lot of interesting back-and-forths with Harold and Courtney. Still a sarcastic, laidback asshole, but more active in his participation when it comes to the team.

Duncan... is more aligned with his season 1 and early season 2 personality. No cheating or love triangles here. He is still an ASSHOLE, though, especially to Harold and Noah. They don't take his shit. I dont have much to say about him yet iM SORRYYYYYY

Asshole punk with a heart of gold... that's his schtick alright...

HEATHER MY BELOVED. She looks hella good in pink and she knows it. She doesn't like being a part of this team, but by god will she put the effort in, because she doesn't want to die to some clay-freak. Her zord-buddy is the pterodactyl, which she finds to be quite convenient, considering it's on the smaller side and can fly, very easy for aerial advantage. Very hellbent on defeating Blainely McBlamey, because once she's defeated they can all go on with their lives. Presumably... evil grin...

I don't know how to really put it in more fancy words, but like... Heather is the most active participant along with Harold and Courtney. She's very headstrong, tends to butt heads with Courtney a lot (not only are they both stubborn, but they also both view themselves as the leader of the group. Nobody realizes it's Harold, not even Harold himself, dramatic irony at its finest.)

Everyone on the team loses their shit when Alejandro (the enemy[tm]) gets a frickin' DRAGON-ZORD of all things.

If yiu have questions about specific characters or MMPR episodes, I'll do my best to answer lol

[6okuto]

Hi, do u write for Sugawara?-

If yes, could u pls do some relationship hdcs w/ him?

It's alright if you don't btw!<3333

SUGAWARA RELATIONSHIP HCS

gn!reader | i don't write for suga much but he's very lovely!! :)

one time there was a cheesy love song playing over the speaker and suga said "this is like us" and now it's become a habit anytime he hears one. doesn't even realize he says it sometimes. he's just like me fr energy

suga shares his food with you easily (as long as he can have some of yours) sometimes he teases you by doing the little airplane noises, laughing when you push his shoulder

he asked if you had a favourite flower/colour before your first date so you know,, his plan was so incredibly obvious after the question. but it's fine because he made it a habit to surprise you regularly !! flowers or a bracelet that's your favourite colour on a random tuesday kind of deal :')

he keeps extras of any small things you might need on a regular basis. hair ties, lip balm, a charger—he's ready for anything. he'll pass them to you wordlessly with a knowing grin or soft smile; it just depends on the mood

if he sees you watching something, he'll lean up against you and rest his head on your shoulder and ask what it is. even if it's something he has no idea about, he'll watch with you. if you don't mind him asking questions he'll definitely ask some

^ he may or may not end up getting way more invested than originally planned, but now you always have someone to watch with

somehow always finds new text stickers/gifs to send you ?? like the little cute animals with hearts. you keep asking how the hell he has so many and he always says its a secret (has spent at least 7 dollars buying sticker packs and 20 minutes finding key words to search)

he doesn't mind being big or little spoon, but he will sometimes cling to you in his sleep. why are you trying to leave him rn?

he likes holding hands but also like, when you hold onto his arm? something about it y'know

he's made a plan to take a photo together in the same place every couple of months :') he has a specific album for all of them and plans to print them all out or put them in a timelapse

if you asked him to do a little cheer with the pose (you know the one) he would, especially if you're upset and he knows it would cheer you up. he'll do it unprompted if he notices you're stressed and tired. like literally sitting next to you and making up a silly cheer while clapping until he gets you to laugh

^ if he's ever feeling down and you do it for him ? immediate smile to his face. takes a deep breath and thanks you

really good with words of affirmation and talking in general. if you're looking for empathy and sound advice he's your guy fr

adores when you dote and cheer him on!!! call him lovely and strong and amazing and the best boyfriend ever he's putty in your hands. goes "i am, aren't i?" as if he isn't blushing

will ask why you're up late as if he isn't also up late. says "this isn't about me" that's easily refuted by an "it is now." now you're both going to bed and pretending this didn't happen

suga surprises you with little gifts he saw while he was out! there's always a little note with each of them; they're usually just a reminder to take care of yourself or a cheesy joke to make you smile

the first time you get him a big gift—something he's wanted for ages or has a lot of sentimental value—he (almost) cries. it hits him you care enough to remember and do something for him and it means a lot

he keeps any cards from you in a specific drawer and scatters your gifts around his room. that one toy you got as a joke 2 years ago? still on his dresser

everyone knows when you're coming to watch a game. everybody. /lh they all adore you,, they just find it funny how bright/energetic he gets knowing you'll be there

he tells them not to bother you when you visit and is shocked when you join their schemes and acts if he hasn't also joined in. "i've never played a prank in my life," he says before getting tackled

makes "you'll understand when you're in a relationship" jokes with the others while he's planning things for you . gets "okay old man?" / "why would you say this" (/j) energy in return

suga will do a new move they've been practicing in front of you and act so so confident / nonchalant after they succeed. you clap and he does a little bow, saying it was nothing. everyone reminds him he's been practicing for weeks and he pretends they're lying

loves little photobooth places and having matching accessories!! thinks they're super cute and keeps the photo strips on his wall/in his wallet

tricks you into looking away from the card reader so he can pay for your things . watch out fr

if yoy have an appointment, for hair or nails or a tattoo or whatever else, he'll come with if allowed ! comments on how nice it looks and offers his opinion

hugs you without question if you ask for one. Will cocoon the both of in with a blanket if he notices you're sad

you succeed with something ?? he's running toward you with both arms raised to 1) high-five you and/or 2) hug you and jump around in a circle

kind of specific but he loves shopping for home decor with you. if you ask him to join you on a little thrifting or ikea adventure he's always in

suga's grateful he has access to your phone solely so he can look at your different wishlists on etsy or amazon or whatever. he's able to surprise you with things you want until you inevitably catch on because how did you even find this very specific listing i've had liked for 4 months ??

he likes those apps you can get to share notes with each other on your phones if you know about those . does his best to think up new doodles every morning for you to see

he also likes taking walks . doesn't really matter where or when, maybe after dinner or to do some chores but he just likes walking with you

suga's a really good person to go to if you're anxious about doing something. if you want him to go up and do it, he will. if you ask him to convince/motivate you, he will!! he just wants you to be comfortable

goes with things you say even without knowing what you're talking about. suga i'm just a little cat in rain boots standing in a puddle and he responds with yeah sweetheart you are (immediatelu looks up what photo he assumes you Must talking about)

^ calls you lovey-dovey cheesy pet names if you don't mind. keeps thinking of new ones (that don't even really make sense) to surprise you. "hello my sugar plum angel honey nut cheerio" what are you saying to me rn ?

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[spartanexperience]

ANYWAY HERES WONDERWALL aka assorted Borethyia headcanons

- Orithyia's a hyperfocusing nerd. Once they get a heureka moment, she'll spend the whole night in their lab calculating alchemistical formulas, adding one magic substance after another to the potion brew. Sometimes, during thunderstorms, she'll climb up to the top of the mountain to hold up a metal pole, to gather energy from Zeus' lightning. How they're still alive is a miracle.

- She's like Basil of Baker Street in the sense that when failure happens, Orithyia gets absolutely depresso espresso and slumps down to their chair like "existence is a lie". Pride is their hubris, lord help them

- Boreas once came back from a 2-day trip of spreading snowstorms in Anatolia, and saw Orithyia STILL awake, furiously jotting down research notes despite having pulled 2 allnighters in a row. Needless to say he basically carried her on his shoulder like a bean bag to the bed like "YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP N O W!!!!!" while Orithyia was squirming and screeching like a wet cat LMAO

- (He is already anxious that his beloved is a mortal who is probably kicking the bucket in 50 or less years. He doesnt want Orithyia to drop their lifespan down even more with reckless health choices)

- Boreas is a proud sapiosexual and wants to get railed silly every time he hears Orithyia call his windstorms a "thermodynamical atmospheric occurrence" (He's a bottom in my hcs. I saw his one episode of screentime in Spartan Experience and made the logical conclusion "yeah only a bottom talks like that" LMFAO)

- He is the Ancient Greek equivalent of a film/literature snob who consumes religiously Amphitheatre plays and poetry, and will rant to Orithyia for hours about how that one Oedipus adaptation in Corinth's theatre missed entirely the point of the tragedy, and that the manga was better. Orithyia's ears are only hearing VHS record buzz, but she's lovestruck every time to hear Boreas ramble about the stuff he is passionate about

- The two of them bicker like an old married couple. VERY OFTEN. Orethyia gets ticked by Boreas' pompous arrogance and Boreas gets ticked by Orethyia's sassy attitude. Tho deep down they both love the banter LMAO

- Boreas is a rather cold creature to hold - of course, being the god of winter and cold wind. However he's very soft and squishy, and Orithyia LOVES giving caresses to his chin, neck, etc. (sometimes by surprise, just to catch him off guard lmao) because his touchstarved ass melts entirely, and he enjoys resting his head in his nerdy human datemate's lap. When she starts playing with his whooshy hair, he combusts. He's a snobby prideful bitchass but that facade disappears entirely around Orithyia.

- Orithyia knows it and WILL tease him to hell and back about it. "Would you look at that... The ruthless north wind, helpless in a mere human's hands.... 😏😏😏💕💕💕" Boreas growls and mutters something about "Shut upppp...." but enjoys it. WAAAAY too much

- If she REALLY wants to go out on their way and rizz Boreas up, they start quoting poetry and plays that she memorized. Whispering it straight to Boreas' ear. "Pyramos, Pyramos, wherefore art thou??" Boreas lets out a whimper and blushes madly, closing his eyes in bliss. “Alas, the Love that falleth like a flood, / Strong-winged and transitory: / Why praise ye him? What beareth he of good / To man, or glory?” Boreas deflates like a balloon, is soft putty in her arms and probs wants to be fucked RIGHT NOW

- However he's aware that his touch is cold, and Orithyia can't possibly feel very comfortable while holding him. It makes him feel guilty - everything in his cloudy villa is freezing cold, and while he is VERY proud about his title as the cold, cruel North Wind, sometimes he wishes he could be like Hades or Apollo who radiate fire and warmth.

- One more reason why Orithyia wants to become immortal!! She wants to be able to fully cuddle up in Boreas' arms, without having to take a break every now and then to warm themselves up. (According to mythology, Orithyia later becomes the goddess of snow and mountain winds, but I don't wanna go to that route too easily in my Borethyia content. Plus I think Zeus doesn't hand out the God cards to mortals without a good enough reason LMAO so Orithyia def wants to first pursue with hard work all the ways they could be with Boreas eternally - either by reaching immortality or by becoming a hero and going to Elysium.)

- Insecurity is THE word when it comes to Boreas - he hides it behind his arrogant selfcentered attitude, but deep down he wonders often if Orithyia only likes him because they have not met anyone better yet. When she and Boreas met, Orithyia was the miserable, lonely housewife of the Athens politician, and they were only able to practice science in secrecy because their husband thought that a wife's place is at home. She fell in love with Boreas, the fascinating north wind that would swoop over Athens during winter to send windstorms - perfect for her secret meteorological research. But over time, Orithyia also came to love his snooty but adorably passionate and secretly soft, caring personality. However, what if they met other gods who were waaay nicer and easier persons to deal with?? Or gods forbid, an actual fellow human??

- He sometimes berates himself: WHY did he have to descend to Athens on that fateful day, when he spotted Orithyia reading about metrorology on their own balcony? If he had never gone to Athens, this would have never happened...and then, he feels another wave of guilt and self beration. What else was Boreas supposed to do, than save her away to the mountains? If he had never met her, they would still be with that cruel wretch of a husband!! He could never let that happen to his lovely Orithyia, who had so many dreams to pursue as a scientist.

- The best thing he could do, is to help her pursue the life of her dreams. Boreas actively tries to look for more scrolls, science equipment etc. that he can bring to Orithyia, during his travels around the Hellenic world. No matter if he will be soon left alone again once Orithyia dies inevitably, he wants her to at least have the best possible mortal life. Their happiness matters the most - to see that bright bucktoothed smile on her face.

- Orithyia, being the smart nerd that they are, notices what Boreas is doing and gods...their heart is so soft, grateful tears are in their eyes. They pull Boreas to deep passionate kisses, not caring how cold his lips feel against hers.

- Boreas is not the TOXIC kind of jealous boyfriend, but he can get possessive out of fear of abandonment, and glare at other gods who shoot looks at Orithyia. When he hears that Orithyia is gonna go and hang out with his other wind siblings to ask them about their powers, Boreas straight up starts manifesting a cranky hailstorm around him, and shoots menacing death glares at (a very confused) Zephyrus the whole time. Since he knows Zephyrus is a kind, gentle wind who's had many mortal and god partners, and is way more popular at Olympus. Orithyia notices, and snaps at Boreas about it, to stop being mean to his own little brother. Cue the two of them having an old fashioned couple fight, while Notus and Eurus watch with popcorn and play bets on who wins the argument SDJFJSKKS

- At least they can both agree that Sparta sucks

- (In my hcs, Boreas' father Astraeus aka Eos' first husband, was very close to his first son. But once the Titanomachy caused a rip in the fabric of the Aether, Astraeus decided to merge with the Chaos, to power up the starry space with his life force, so the world can keep existing. Basically, he sacrificed his own life. Out of all of Eos' children, Boreas was the most traumatized from losing his dad: death hits hard when you're immortal. So he isolates himself emotionally, and doesn’t let himself get attached to people. LET ALONE mortals. He stayed away when Eos romanced Tithonus and never warmed up to the mortal prince. And now, ARES of all people is trying to take Astraeus' place. So Boreas is pissed. He is the ruthless north wind anyway - it's his nature to destroy, not cherish. Let alone love!! Except oops, Eros pulled a pro gamer move on him and Orithyia)

- in contrast, Orithyia gets jealous and insecure easily too. She knows they're not a looker of a human - they're a scrawny little nerd with buckteeth and inexistent curves. Why would Boreas even look at their way?? Out of pity?? What exactly does he find so attractive in them? Orithyia often overachieves with their scientific research so they could impress Boreas and make him proud, even though the god of north wind already adores them more than anything. (Having a history of being in an abusive marriage with a husband who constantly belittled her doesn't help. Someone get the god of psychology, because these both need serious therapy JDJDKALLS)

- On a lighter note, Boreas may act like a pompous snob amongs the gods, but Orithyia pulls out his playful side. Occassionally, at the mountains, Orithyia catches him off guard by throwing a snowball at his back. Boreas grins evilly, and launches a whole ass barrage of snowballs that bury Orithyia into a snow pile LMFAO

- Remember the ending of Spartan Experience when Boreas was trapped inside a gigantic metal pipe? Yeah, once Herc yeeted his ass away, Orithyia found Boreas and spent several days in shenanigans trying to find ways to break their boyfriend free LMFAO (eventually they settled with melting the metal by using a red hot steel bar and caused a mountain fire by accident)

[pokemoncaretips]

( @smol-smoliv )

Hi there! I recently took in a Ditto who followed me home (after I gave it some of my sandwich, in true Paldean fashion). They’re a sweetie, and I’m definitely doing my research, but I’ve never worked with any Pokémon quite like this funny little blob. Do you have any advice?

Sorry for the delay, my inbox is getting quite full and we're in full hatching season over here, so I've been busy.

General notes: The ditto is a famous pokemon, not just for its malleable genetic structure but also the vital role it's played in pokemon conservation. Though prone to being exploited by shady breeders, in caring hands it's been the living breathing heart of captive breeding programs around the globe, saving endangered pokemon from extinction.

General care: The ditto is shockingly easy to care for. It's an omnivore, and eats by engulfing its food like an amoeba. It has a broad range to temperatures it can tolerate and spends much of it's time at rest.

Their skin is very slightly tacky, and has a tendency to pick up dust and debris as it wanders about. Wiping it down with a clean damp cloth is sufficient to deal with this.

You'll need a pretty high tolerance for the uncanny valley, as although the genetic code is perfect, there's always something a little...off about a dittos transformation. Pokemon can't seem to spot it, but humans do, and even an experienced and talented ditto can give a human a mild case of the creeps. This is exacerbated if the ditto hasn't encountered any new pokemon recently, as. Well. Ditto aren't the brightest bulb in the box, and quickly start to forget what the form looked like. It is not uncommon to see a ditto wandering the house shifting randomly between forms, a bizarre and uncanny mix of legs and wings and fur and feathers.

There is a good reason dittophobia is the second most common phobia after arachnophobia.

And yet, despite their creepy appearance, the ditto is the definition of "no thoughts, head empty", a friendly blob of shifting goo that, while not the cuddliest, seems to enjoy being around people.

Ditto sleep in the form of a large rock, and have a bad habit of sleeping wherever they feel tired. Like doorways. Watch your feet unless you want to trip over it.

We do need to address the phanphy in the room. Ditto can breed with everything, but that's no less taxing than it would be for any other pokemon. Laying eggs takes energy. If you plan on using ditto for breeding you'll need to take into account extra food, as well as block out chunks of time where they do no breeding at all to rest. They are not egg factories. They may have blank little faces and approximately one brain cell but they are living creatures and feel pain, exhaustion, hunger and discomfort. I wouldn't recommend more than one clutch of eggs per season.

Ditto have no parental instincts, and in the wild would leave their eggs in other pokemons nests for them to raise. Keep a close eye on them and rescue any eggs they lay before they get cold or broken. Care rating: Green

Training: Though they can use their transformations to fight, ditto really aren't made for it, and given that they aren't too bright, can be out maneuvered well enough. They're happy to roll about the house and melt in sunbeams. You can use a ditto to fight, but it can be frustrating. They're better as house pokemon.

As house pets, they do learn commands and rules, but it can take time for them to sink in. Once it does, though, they stick. Which can make adopting a rescue ditto a bit difficult, as it will need to relearn the new households rhythm's. Training rating: Green.

Safety: Though ditto can badly frighten people, there have been zero recorded reports of a ditto causing physical harm besides being a tripping hazard. They have no natural teeth, claws or acid. Many children with dittos will use them like silly putty and rub them on comic strips to transfer the ink. This is harmless for both parties. It's a mellow little guy. Safety rating: Green

Overall ranking. A quiet little pokemon with no threats behind it, though it's best kept by people with a good tolerance for mild body horror.

[tictac-murder-spaghetti]

Strychnine OC Intro

Okay this took me longer then I meant to to post but the boy is here!! The gooey little guy :) Strychnine is a criminal necromancer working in Edornoldn, one of the few cities where necromancy is actually legal but hey, who wants to have to deal with all that regulation to reanimate corpses? He's the self proclaimed supervillain of Edornoldn, with Ambrose being his rival, also declared by him and not reciprocated by Ambrose. They’re really just a silly little guy. Name: Strychnine, also known as #07 by his "mother" Pronouns: He/they (physically male but they're made of goo so gender isn't... really there for them fully.) Age: 27 Sexuality: Gay In Whump: He can really do it all! He's typically whumpee or caretaker, especially given his bad past, but you know... he is a mad scientist. They’re not a sadist at all but if you got them angry enough... you could end up on the autopsy table. Personality: Oh he's a menace. He genuinely wants to be a cartoon supervillain, half of his persona is ripped straight from the large collection of comics he keeps in his lab. They’re very eccentric and a little childish, and extremely persistent in their friendships. If you befriend him he will NOT leave you alone. He's very cartoonishly "evil", prone to bouts of maniacal laughter and monologuing about his "totally evil plan" to Ambrose. They’re extremely intelligent and competent, they know exactly what they’re doing and how to do it, and they’re charismatic enough to get lots of clients and be somewhat popular as a necromancer in the criminal world. Despite his fairly non intimidating appearance, he does not take well to people trying to push him around or intimidate him into doing things he doesn't want to, and the threats of horrific violence with a smile like :D on his face usually do a good job at getting people to not try that again. Beyond their persona, they’ve actually got a lot of issues with their perception of self and their "evil" is often a coping mechanism to ignore his past. People with gooey murder hands were never supposed to be good people, right? Physical appearance: Strychnine is a very small and lean guy, he's only 5'2 with a fairly small body type in general. Due to their body composition, they don't build muscles or fat well, so they look quite scrawny, but hey, they do have enough strength to drag bodies around and saw through bones, so appearances aren't everything. He's got a fairly dark skin tone with freckles across the bridge of his nose and downturned eyes with yellow sclera and red and grey ringed pupils. They constantly look slightly teary/drippy. He's got a bright cyan mullet of hair, and while it appears to be locks, it actually has a texture more akin to putty. They've got cyan stitches tattooed around their neck and shoulders, with ribs tattooed over where their actual ribs are. He's also got large vivisection scars across his chest. His typical attire is a dark grey labcoat over a slightly transparent black undershirt, long pants with actual caution tape safety pinned around one leg, a leaded apron, safety goggles, and large steel toed platform boots for the height boost haha. He always wears a pair of thick rubber gloves, due to the fact that his hands constantly drip a corrosive black goo. Fun facts! - Due to his radioactive composition, he glows. His hair and eyes glow constantly, and his blood has a "glowstick" effect - They’ve got an extremely high pain tolerance, mostly because of their past. They’re sort of hard to physically whump because of it, he'll probably just be annoying instead - Again because he's full of goo and acid, he can and will, eat ANYTHING. He's vegetarian but also often likes eating totally inedible things like extra screws and bits of glass, mostly just to fuck with Ambrose. - Their hair also can burn things like their hands, but unlike their hands, it cannot burn through clothes or material, it can just cause 1st to 2nd degree chemical burns if you try to grab it His Toyhou.se is here if you want more information or to see more art

[muckmagister]

how did you figure out you do like girls but dont like guys???? or. wait. I seem to remember an ask a while ago about whether it's girls or pussy that you like actually. I don't mind whatever genitals people got but I'm trying to figure out why I'm attracted to some people but not others and what the hell it has to do with and it's kind of confusing but I partly blame abigail thorn for the caution tape outfit in her latest video /lh

oh i've seen that thumbnail on my home page a few times now! haven't watched the video but it did look interesting, funnily enough that outfit didn't do anything for me like what it seems it did for you lmao, even though i do like girls like you said, anyway long post ahead

i don't think it's fair to say that i "figured out" i like girls but don't like guys, cause since i'm amab it was always the expectation that i'd eventually develop an interest in girls (and only girls) and that's what happened

but that's not to say i haven't ever thought about if there's anything more to my sexuality, like honestly i think i've thought about having sex with men way more than you'd expect from someone who doesn't want to have sex with men lmao

see, until i realised i was non-binary my friends would constantly insist that there was something queer about me, that i wasn't straight or cis or whatever, so i just wanted to know if there was anything i fancied about it and now i can say concretely that i don't feel comfortable doing any sex stuff with someone who has a penis and sadly i doubt i ever will

but of course it's not that simple, like i also just have this nebulous feeling of aversion to men in general when it comes to romantic and sexual stuff, and it's not that i don't like masculinity, masculine women can be hot as hell, it's more that there's just a lot of caveats when it comes to stuff like this; like sometimes i've come across femboys on here and i see them and think they're hot too, then i find out they're actually men and i sit there like huh well they're still hot but i know i wouldn't like doing anything with them, and when it comes to women it should almost go without saying that i'm not going to find each and every woman attractive either, whether it's because some have penises or more often they're just not my type

honestly each persons sexuality is like a fractal with how the closer you look the more complexities you'll find, even when it starts out as something so black and white as "i like women but not men", everyone has a myriad of preferences plenty of which they may not even be aware of themselves, i've only been talking about my own experience so far and you can see how much i've said, but i've had to hold myself back from saying even more

i think it's not something you should stress yourself out with trying to figure out, as long you treat people niceys, but i totally get wanting to know what's actually going on!! it's frustrating to have such a large part of yourself be a mystery to you, and while talking and having new experiences helps it's ultimately something you'll have to ruminate on to figure out for yourself, and it's definitely confusing so hopefully something i've said helps you out somehow :>

i will say that while it's up to you to decide what labels you think fit, also remember that the labels are totally made up! you don't need to strictly conform to a definition to use them, it's all vibes and silly putty over here, really

[isca-tide]

5x17 Oh Celina, poor sweetheart. Ugh, Monica. I'd say ugh Chris as well but Monica outranks the ugh. I'm honestly just surprised Chris didn't instantly evaporate to wherever it is that the exes go on this show.

Okay the adorable way Lucy runs up to Tim, and the smile he has for her. THE SMILE. Good lord they're so in love and I'm just forgetting all foreknowledge I have about S6 and basking in these cute moments. They're so good with kids. SOMEONE GIVE THEM A CHILD PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Or just let Lucy and Tim hold a baby in front of each other. I've read the fics. They're fucking adorable. Let us see it. Let them hold or play with Jack or Leah. Or babysit Lila. Pleeease. Ugh, Monica. Zero. Sympathy. Look at them talking about their future children. Zero hesitation or worry about talking about things like that so soon into their relationship. It's just natural for them. They know they're it. This is it for them. Again, I'm just pretending S6 doesn't exist right now okay? I know it's not the end for them, but it's much nicer watching these moments without that hanging over the cuteness. Ugh. Monica.

Lucy's fear of Grey being so all-knowing. Her face wondering if the call is about losing the kid twice. My sweet sunshine human being. God, Nyla, I would pay so much money to see you punch Monica. So. Much. Money. How has no-one given Celina a hug? Can Lucy come in here with one of her patented hugs, please?! Lucy's 'Tim' oh my god these two are so married. God, can you imagine being on the receiving end of a disappointed Lucy face? I can't handle people being mad or disappointed with me, but Lucy? I would die. Tiiim you sweetpea. One look from her and he is putty. But he already knew about Daddy and Me traffic school. He'd surely already looked into it as an option before this interview. Elijah did you touch Nyla I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE DONE. Okay Elijah, you're so done. I don't want to see your face anymore. You don't touch Nyla and threaten Angela and her baby and Wes and Jack. NOT THE NICE SAS LADY CHARLIE I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE DIES. Oh thank god. Celina. Lisseth is just a stunning actress. WILL SOMEONE JUST HUG CELINA PLEASE. Oh god please someone give Chenford a child before the show ends or is cancelled. Please. I know they have Tamara and Kojo but I need more. Nyla, queen. The end. Can you leave and never come back now, please, Monica? I know she doesn't but a girl can dream. Oh Oscar.

5x18 I'm so thankful for Jake and Sava for letting Eric and Mel break out from Tim and Lucy and just go crazy. It's the absolute best. Although fuck you, Jake. How could you cheat on Sava? Yes I'm getting ahead of myself it's fine. Look how uncomfortable she is without Tim to ground her and keep her company. Even before they were a couple, he always made her feel safe. Tim's refusal to admit he looks anything like Jake is just fucking adorable. Wes and Angela are also adorable. Nyla also. Nolan and Celina are the cutest little brother/sister duo. Ah I love these episodes. Once you remember that they just don't really exist outside of these episodes, they're just such silly fun. Tim coming to save his woman. I know it was to give her the info but it's like his Lucy emergency alert was pinging and he knew he needed to step in. Her soft little hey. The way he says hey back so softly. Celina and Nolan probably wandering if they've just stumbled into one of Lucy's UC ops. Wopez are such goals, honestly. Oh Aaron. I know that he's aware Jake went missing, but still. That poor boy. After everything he's been through, no wonder he jumped to conclusions. Tim's face. His little grumpy grab of Lucy's radio. Lucy and Celina's faces. Oh my god. Lucy and her nightmares. Oh my poor angel. Her life keeps giving her so much nightmare fuel. Please let her have some goodness in S7 to balance it out. And Lucy understanding why Tim is the way he is, and loving him because of it, not in spite of it. Those walls are nothing to her. Even in S6. And in S7 she is doing to get back behind those walls again. Sava is honestly such a sweetie. I know she's a criminal but she's just so adorable. She needs a Lucy hug, honestly. Tim is so done this entire episode and I love it. Grey and his painting. Grey needs all the good things in the world. Adorable cinnamon roll. He's our precious station father/grandfather and I need more of him. Especially him and Lucy. Sneaky little Chenford glances and smiles. I see you. Ah yes, the most inconspicuous man ever. Aaron Thorsen. bb I love you but even removed from these documentaries, you're not good for UC stuff. Or even surveillance unless you're in the van. GREY NO, MY POOR ANGEL. I feel like I've seen paintings restored from worse though. God they all love their Watch Commander. It's so adorable. Okay, fuck you mr documentary guy. Don't you dare. Lucy has always been so nice to you and you try and trash on her relationship because people who looked like them were fucked up? Tim getting defensive and standing up for his relationship and his woman. The smiles. OH MY GOD THE SMILES. These two. My actual death is these two. Also love Lucy's cardigan here. It would be cute to see the documentary team come back in S7 but I swear if they say one word about Chenford being broken up, if it is before they're back together publicly, I will march right into that ficitonal universe and there will be words.

[tombeane-blog]

I Were Become Bad To The Bone

September, 2023

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."

Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I worked in Barstow, California for short time and never saw drug one.

It was slightly different one night in old Mexico.

Me and a couple of friends carrying too much money and too little self control crossed the border into Mexico for a night of Ugly American type partying.

And that was the last thing I remember until I  found myself - staring into a bathroom mirror with vague colors swirling around my head and my hands looking like they were made of silly putty.  I looked around and I was in some cheap motel room and the furniture was floating.  Luckily I was just across the border and safely back in the U.S. of A.

To this day I have no memory of anything that happened after crossing over into Tijuana.

"Come on Tom, it coulda' been pretty easy to just ask your friends what happened."

"What a genius you are, Vern.  That's exactly what I did!  Their response..."

"Haven't a clue Tom.  We were in a cheap Mexican bar sometime around midnight.  We looked around and you were gone."

It will forever remain a mystery how I ended up in that run down motel staring into the mirror like Alice through the Looking Glass.

"But I'm off the subject here Vern.  That isn't what I wanted to talk about."  "I wanted to talk about life."

"I was somewhere around 80 when old age began to take hold."

Tom Beane - Fear and Loathing in 2023

When I was young I had six pack abs.  Well maybe not the kind that would make 'an old woman blush, and a young woman squeal'.  It was more like the difference between a full bodied English Stout and a Bud Light.  They're both beer but...

Then in my 40's my six pack transformed into a full keg filled with cheap beer.  It worked out OK when I traveled in Asia on business 'cause many Asian cultures revered a big belly as a sign of knowledge and good fortune or something.  Now I Am Become Buddha.

Since I retired I got serious about my health and I've been pushing my body beyond all known physical limits through intense, muscle tearing, sweat pouring, heart pounding workouts that are probably just like what the Army's Delta Force uses - well, I'm pretty sure.

And now I have something like an almost visible three pack of abs surrounding a pony keg of slightly more expensive beer.

I don't want to brag but when I was young I had some kind of magic attraction to the opposite sex.  Now I Were Become Bad to The Bone.

"You're gonna' have to explain that one Tom."

"Vern, Vern Vern. Case in point. When I was a young salt in the Navy traveling in Southeast Asia I was like a chick magnet.  No matter what bar I wandered into - you know - just to sit quietly with my buddies having a cold beer and intelligently discussing why the Navy sucks - I couldn't hide the red haze of bad-to-the-boneness that surrounded me.  

"To wit: Invariably some young local lovely would surrender to my handsomely manliness and even though they wouldn't know me from Adam one would always, and suddenly, appear at my side and say..."

"You numbah one, Joe.  Me love you long time."

It was like a curse I had to learn to live with.

And now?  I look in the mirror and say, "Who is this guy?"  "And where did that other guy go?"

It used to be someone would ask, "Jeez Tom.  What happened?  How'd you get that huge bruise on your arm?"

"Well, me and some buddies were playing a little pick up baseball this weekend and the pitcher hit me with a 90 mph fastball.  It's no big deal."

But now?

"Jeez Tom.  What happened?  How'd you get that huge bruise on your arm?"

"Haven't a clue. It's no big deal."

When I used to feel a little twinge of pain, I'd think, "Hmm better take an aspirin for that." 

Now I wonder, "Should I call the doctor and ask if this is something I need to be worried about?"

Long ago having a double mint espresso frappe for the first time would have seemed like a life changing event.  

Now I realize LIFE is the life changing event.  And it changes you so slowly you don't even feel a thing while it is happening.

Because now I don't know if my unconscious brain has some form of dementia, has atrophied, or just no longer gives a shit about how it does it's job. 

In the before time, I never needed to think about standing straight or walking tall.  I could just leave that to the silent part of my brain and focus on important things - like calculating precisely how many minutes I had left before jumping into the weekend at 4:00 p.m. Friday.  

I can no longer rely on on my unconscious and have to constantly tell my knees, hips and back to keep straight, sit straight, walk straight. If I don't, I'll suddenly realize, I'm stooped over.

What's next? Having to consciously think every important frigging thing through?  "Lift the beer to chin height, move it slowly towards your chin while opening your mouth.  Rotate the beer until the liquid slowly enters your mouth through your lips.  Reverse the procedure and sigh slowly and quietly.  Optionally, smack your lips" 

Is that what this is coming to?

Later in his life when I was sitting and chatting with my Dad, most of his conversations would start out like, "Well, doctor Patel told me...."

To misquote a line of text from the movie 'Oppenheimer' quoting a line of text from the Hindu Bhagavad Gita,, "Now I Am Become Death"

"Now I Am Become Dad."

But everybody gets to be cool and bad to the bone when they are young...

George Thorogood, Bo Diddley and Willie Mosconi

[omg-just-peachy]

I wish you would write- a little fic about how much Steve misses Tony (whomst is staying one extra night on the west coast due to bad weather and Steve’s sulking) Just about how much Steve loves and misses Tony <3

"It's just one more night," Tony's saying calmly, his face only just visible in the dark of his hotel room.

"I know," Steve huffs. He places his phone on the pillow beside him, hiding his face in his own. It's not like Tony can control the weather, Steve tells himself. It'd been storming in Malibu all week, the weather going from bad to worse to absolutely torrential as his trip went on. Can't even see the sun between meetings, Tony had complained on Tuesday.

Now it's Friday night, and Tony should just be getting home, tie loose around his collar, hair a mess from his flight, cranky and exhausted as he always is after one of these trips, but so happy to be home that he'd turn to putty in Steve's hands before long.

Instead, they're on FaceTime, still miles and miles apart, while Tony spends the night in an airport hotel.

"Steve?" Tony calls, his voice sounding muffled and far away from the depths of Steve's pillow. Feeling guilty, Steve lifts his head up and offers Tony a half-hearted smile. "I'm still here," Steve promises. "Just tired."

"Yeah." Tony's sigh turns into a yawn, and he stretches, arms over his head in a way that makes Steve long to wrap himself around him, let Tony pull him in for a long, tight hug, press a kiss to the top of his head, and mutter something about never leaving again. Steve can almost feel it, Tony's arms around him, and he has to stop the thought in its tracks.

He knows he's being silly. Really, he does. It's just one more night; he's a big boy, he can handle sleeping alone for one more night.

"I miss you," Steve hears himself say. It's nothing he hasn't said before, of course, but it seems to hang there in the room with them, floating in the ether.

"Sweetheart, you have no idea what I would give to be in that bed with you right now," Tony tells him. He looks exhausted, Steve can see that much even in the dark, and his heart twists a little in his chest for having made him feel bad on top of everything else.

"I know," Steve says again. "But it's just one more night, right? Tomorrow you will be in here with me. Even if I have to fly that plane here myself."

"Don't threaten me with a good time," Tony teases, and Steve smiles, a real one this time. He tugs the blankets up around him and rolls onto his side.

"I should let you sleep," Tony says then. "It's later for you."

Steve gives his head a vehement shake. "No, no," he says, smothering a yawn against the back of his hand. "I'm good," he says, even though he's exhausted, too. He just doesn't want to let Tony go just yet. "Tell me something good that happened today," he says.

This is something they do, sometimes, when one of them can't sleep. Tell me something good can be anything, and it never fails to help Steve relax before bed.

"Ugh, nothing," Tony says. "I'm stuck on the other side of the country and my fiancee looks so sad I could cry."

"Nope," Steve says, because while the answer can be anything, there has to be something.

"Okay, okay," Tony agrees, pausing dramatically and pretending to think long and hard about his answer. He starts to tell Steve about someone's assistant sneaking her dog into the office, as if a golden retriever was something one could easily hide.

Tony's laughing as he relates the story, and Steve can't help but smile back himself, even as his eyes get heavier and heavier, knowing that this time tomorrow, he'd get to hear that laugh right beside him, and that would be their good thing. The best thing.

[danceworshipper]

Giulio Moretti - HPMA Character Profile

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NOTE: I am a cisgender female. As such, I have been hesitant to make a trans oc and will not be going into much detail about Giulio's experiences specifically related to his gender. If anything in here feels iffy to anyone not cisgender, please let me know and I'll correct it

Personal

Full Name: Giulio Antonio Moretti

Gender: Male (trans)

Sexuality: Demisexual, polyamorous

Birthday: June 1st

Age: 11

Birthstone: Alexandrite

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Blood Status: Full Veela

- I'm mostly using these headcanons written by @carmilla-the-bird, though over time I might end up changing a couple details

- I'm not certain if full Veelas would even use wands/go to magic school but these ones do because I say so

- What I'm specifically adding is that since HPMA takes place later than the full HP series, there has been a new method developed to allow full veelas to better coexist with wizards. This comes in the form of a clear gemstone that can be inserted into any piece of jewelry, usually necklaces. While the stone is worn, the charm [or allure, as I call it] that all veelas have while glamored is dampened by up to 80%. Another effect is that when angered, the veela won't be able to lash out with their fire magic, unless they've trained their magic well enough that's it's less of an instinct and more of a conscious choice. Minors are legally required to wear it at all times, except in their own home with only their family around. Once an adult the veela can choose whether they want to wear it or not. The stone has a similar trace to underaged magic, so when a Veela who's a minor takes it off, the Ministry is alerted and their location will be tracked

3 Positive Traits:

- Empathetic

- Resourceful

- Playful

3 Negative Traits:

- Irritable

- Addictive

- Pessimistic

Usual First Impression: When meeting Giulio, most people see him as a spoiled and stuck up little boy. This isn't true. He's just very wary of strangers, so he doesn't tend to leave a good first impression. Once he's more comfortable around someone, his positive traits outshine the more negative ones

Location

Birthplace: A Veela-specific clinic in southern Italy. His mother travelled there for all of her children's births, and the midwife there is the woman who delivered her

Current Home: His family home in England, a medium sized house under a strict Fidelius charm, which his aunt is the Secret Keeper for. His bedroom is on the second floor, looking out over the fish pond in the backyard

Future Home(s): Fresh out of Hogwarts he'll share an apartment with Lori with heavily warded Floo access. Later homes TBD once his love interests are planned out

Favorite Place: The little house the family rents for a month every summer in southern Italy. The town is full of good culture, and better yet, good food. It feels peaceful, even when there's a loud festival going on

Disliked Place: The woods a mile down the road from his home. The woods are the last place Giulio saw his grandmother before she went missing, and now they feel like they're haunted. He refuses to go on walks there anymore

Appearance

Face Shape: Round, slightly pointy chin

Eye Color: Deep teal

Hair Color: Whitish blond

Hair Style: Self cut (horrifies his mother), slightly uneven, medium length. Not brushed every day, fluffy

Skin Tone: Pale

Freckles/Spots: A few beauty marks on his face, two near his right eye and one on the left side of his chin

Scars: None yet

Piercings/Tattoos: None

Height: 5'7" [fully grown]

Weight: ~ 135 lbs [fully grown]

Physique: Thin. Luckily for him, Giulio's family has always had rather "boyish" bodies - wide shoulders, not very curvy - but he's still got too much woman in him to be fully happy with his form

Clothing Style: Baggy tops, loose pants, nothing fancy. Giulio tries to attract as little attention as possible, because while he's glamored people stare at him a lot anyway, even with the dampener. He does like colored pants, but his tops are usually grey and black. His dampening necklace is the most eye catching thing he wears (as it was a gift from his missing grandmother) and he wishes he could take it off, but he legally can't

Carried Items:

- The last picture of him, his sisters, and his grandmother ever taken

- A lighter. He likes having the fire near him since he can't access his own fire magic

- His hair scissors, for whenever he feels like it needs to be trimmed

- A container of Silly Putty he got from a Muggle convenience store

- His water bottle

Magic

Wand: 10" Veela hair wand in Fir wood. A very pale colored wand that's a bit rough around the edges. The hair is from his younger sister Martina, who yanked the strand right out and handed it to the wandmaker after no wands appeared to choose a very defeated looking Giulio. The wand was made while Giulio watched, and he checked it many times throughout the process to make sure it felt like it would have him, which it did.

Animagus: As a veela, Giulio can transform into pretty much any bird shape. He has no need to go through the animagus process

Boggart Form: Him, fully matured, very womanly, and in a wedding gown just like the ones his older sister Alessia fawns over

Riddikulus Form: Him in a ridiculously exaggerated Bloody Baron costume

Amortentia (to others): Someone smelling Giulio would smell new pillows, the faint burning metal scent that clings to him, and the dry shampoo he uses

Amortentia (to them): He doesn't smell any sort of romantic interest yet. What he smells now are safe, comforting smells, like the cigars his mother and aunt smoke, the perfume all his sisters use, and the smell of his favorite restaurant in southern Italy

Patronus: Bird of Paradise

Happiest Memory: Receiving his wand once it was completed, and finally feeling the connection and power he'd heard so much about but thought he'd never have

Mirror of Erised: Some might consider it sad, but all he sees is him, happy, the way he wishes he was - including not looking at all like a Veela. Someday this will change

Family Spells: It's not really a spell, but the Morettis have a particular bird call that, when paired with the right charm, will alert every living family member to the caller's location, should one desperately need help. It's only to be used in emergencies. Giulio isn't sure he wants to know why his grandmother never used it

Inherent Magic: Veela stuff - storm sense, fire, bird transformations, allure, slight levitation abilities

Family

Grandmother: Francesca is not an ideal parental figure. She grew up in a time when full Veelas were treated with nearly the same suspicion and prejudice as werewolves, so she's very anti-human. However, she was still one of Giulio's best defenders and most treasured family members. She places a huge importance on family and is the one who came up with the idea of the special danger call. Francesca went missing when Giulio was seven, and there have been no clues as to what happened.

Mother: Valentina is a kind, gentle woman who cares for her family before anyone else. She and her sister were taught all their lives to be nothing more than a pretty face, and while Bianca rejected this, Valentina embraced it. Even now, with her own mother nowhere to be found, she has trouble remembering to be herself. She wears her necklace at all times, terrified to be without it

Father: Giulio never knew him. He's not sure he even has one

Aunt: Bianca is, in many ways, the exact opposite of her sister. Bianca embraces all of her less than proper instincts, and even walks around in public completely unglamored, acting as a good deterrent to anyone who might want to come say hi, innocent intentions or not. Gets angry very easily, and has caused public property damage more often than Valentina would appreciate

Sisters: Two older sisters, one younger. All Slytherins while in school

- Alessia, six years older, prefect. A headstrong young woman who takes advantage of her allure to get what she wants, and is skilled enough to fight off anyone who gets too "friendly". She likes to have a collection of boy toys she never lets get too close, but secretly only has eyes for the Hufflepuff prefect, Lina.

- Emilia, four years older, Quidditch captain. Hates her allure with a passion and refuses to even think about romance until she's out of school. Could kick anyone's ass, and will do so if she feels the need to. Very protective of Giulio, has gotten into at least eight shouting matches with those who misgender him

- Martina, one year younger. The baby of the family. A bit of a spoiled brat, and too young to fully understand exactly why her older siblings are all so wary of strangers, or letting her out of their sight. She dreams of being the Minister of Magic, and of being able to take her "stupid, ugly, and stupid" necklace off for good

Pets: The two family screech owls which trade off being at school/home, and an Abraxan Giulio found on Hogwarts grounds that likes him a lot

Family Values: The Morettis hold nothing higher than each other. The family's main priority is sticking together, and always doing whatever they can to help each other achieve whatever they wish. The family is also, as a whole, rather reclusive

Opinion of Family: Giulio loves his family. For all their faults, they hold true to their values and he couldn't imagine one of them ever betraying another. Even if they won't ever truly understand him, they've all tried and they do what they can, and it means more than he can say

Friendships

Introverted or Extroverted: Introverted

Best Friend: Oleander Loris. Her anger issues, her weird pink eyes, and her tendency to drag him along to social outings are all things that Giulio comes to appreciate over time. He originally became curious about her on the train ride to school, when she stumbled looking at his older sisters but didn't notice him at all, and they spoke for the first time in Flying class. Lori is definitely a force to be reckoned with, and the fact that she's not affected by his allure in the slightest makes him feel really happy

Worst Friend: TBD

Friend He Didn't Expect: Cassandra. They aren't the best of friends, and maybe they can't be considered friends at all, but she doesn't hold the contempt she seems to hold for most others for him

Who He Wishes Was His Friend: Kestra Fernera. She's got fire powers, and she doesn't have to be chained down by the Ministry. He thinks she's super cool, and is very jealous of her and how popular she is, but he's far too nervous to try and talk to her

List of Casual Friends:

- Brian Haywood-Reese @catohphm

- others TBD, but likely the main cast of the game. Mc friends welcome, if any are interested!

Romance

Current Crush: None

Current Partner: None

Past Partners: None

Future Partners: TBD

His Type: Pretty much anyone who's able to look past the allure that Giulio hates so much and also isn't afraid of him in his natural form, though most people haven't even seen it

Hogwarts

House: Slytherin

Prefect Status: No

Quidditch: Not on the team, but plays casually

Clubs: TBD

Organizations: None

Favorite Class: Flying. Duh

Least Favorite Class: Potions. It gives him a headache surrounded by all the fumes

Favorite Professor: TBD

Least Favorite Professor: TBD

Timeline

Young Childhood:

- Giulio realizes young that he hates the idea of being a girl, and insists that his mother change his name. His family thought it was a phase, but once they realized it wasn't, they became more serious and started to see what they could do to help him

- He's a sheltered child, learning early the importance of staying close to a trusted adult. He sees the horrors of what can happen to a Veela caught unaware at a young age when he almost loses his mother to someone who wanted to sell her, and never looks at strangers the same way again

- At five years old Giulio is given his dampener necklace. He refuses to wear it until his grandmother forcibly puts it on him. He decides it's not that bad, though it feels like it's choking him and he doesn't like the muted feeling in his hands that comes from the loss of his instinctual magic

- At seven years old, Giulio is on a walk with his grandmother in the woods when he hears a loud screech. She sends him back toward the house, saying she'll be right behind him. Hours pass, and she never follows. There's no evidence as to what that screech was, or what happened to his grandmother

- At eleven years old, Giulio spends a week traveling to different wandmakers around Europe trying to find a wand so he can go to school in the fall. For some reason, his magic is picky and not a single wand even comes close to working for him. When he's given up all hope, his little sister Martina asks if the wandmaker takes custom orders, and rips out her own hair to be used for Giulio's wand. It's the first time Giulio cries happy tears, hovering his hand over the uncompleted wand and feeling it call to him already

School Years: TBD once I'm able to play the game

Post Graduation: Giulio moves into an apartment with Lori soon after graduating. While she immediately starts work, Giulio takes time to find some higher education, and work on training his Veela magic now that he can take his necklace off whenever he wants

Career(s): TBD

Marriage and Children: TBD

Death: Giulio will be murdered by [redacted] in order to save [redacted]'s life, but he'll be very old (around 200) and will have outlived his lovers, so he doesn't see it as too much of a shame. He'll be buried in the family garden and have some lovely flower bushes planted over him

Notable Facts Not Previously Mentioned

- The Veela magic in Giulio recognizes him as a boy as soon as he does. When his allure kicks in, anyone attracted to men finds themself affected, while those strictly into women do not, even though male Veelas are practically unheard of

- His aunt Bianca paid a personal visit to Hogwarts before he was enrolled, ready to throw flames if he was going to be put into the female dorms. Luckily, she didn't need to worry, as once the situation was explained it was settled with a simple change in his paperwork

- Giulio hates being cooped up indoors for too long. Even in the coldest days of winter, he'll spend as much time as possible outside

- Starting in third year, Lori will figure out how to get the necklace off of him without alerting anyone [putting it on herself within a few seconds], and Giulio will occasionally spend a few hours free and in his natural form in the Forbidden Forest. Unbeknownst to him, wearing the necklace saps at Lori's magical core, and it takes her a day or so to regain her strength if she wears it for more than thirty minutes

- Giulio will likely have three partners in the future. He could never even imagine having one, so if his younger self was told he would have three he would probably have a difficult time believing it

- Cutting his hair so frequently doesn't affect his magic like his mother feared it would, though he does feel nauseous when he does it

- The dark teal eyes are something only he and his sisters have, which is how he knows they all have the same "father" or whatever they had. His mother, aunt, and grandmother all have the traditional black eyes. Not even Alessia ever saw any type of man around when her younger siblings were born, so there are no clues as to how the four of them exist

- As much as he hates the dampener, it does him a lot of good when he's younger. He gets angry easily and often feels very defensive, so without it he could have gotten into a lot of trouble

- Though he doesn't like his allure, Giulio will sometimes take advantage of it like Alessia does if he wants to get out of something. He won't fight it, he'll play nice, and let whoever he needs to back off get a little dazed

- He wanted to hide the fact that he was a Veela when he first came to Hogwarts, but with two older sisters and his allure he couldn't

[wild-battlebond]

Digimon Xros Wars Hunters Ep7 Liveblog

baby’s problems

basketball is back in-style

it's the thing that liked chocolate in frontier!

the first adult victim of digimon crimes

*you wouldn't download a car voice* you wouldn't hunt a baby

he would hunt a baby

and now he's putty in Pagumon's hands…

he's just hunting for food now lmao

well that's a new one

oh wait is Jagamon supposed to look like a potato…? also why did the people fade away???

it always seems like the rivals follow Tagiru around just to tell him how much he sucks at hunting

tagiru shouldn't you be the one telling Gumdramon which direction Jagamon is in

the baby is causing a break-up. classic baby activity.

also I was right Tagiru and Gumdramon's relationship isn't very stable yet (being just built on hunting) so it doesn't take too much for a bratty little baby to shake things up. to be fare, i think it's reasonable to try and calm down the crying thing, but Tagiru should also be able to sympathize with and look at things from Gumdramon's perspective. it's frustrating to lose, after all, and the fact that they're both really hot-headed means that they're both the sort who won't back down, even when they're in the wrong or unhappy about the direction the conversation is going in. it’s also interesting that Gumdramon says that Tagiru can’t do anything without him (which he instantly refutes) b/c he’s kinda right. a hunter can’t do anything without a Digimon. that’s why an equal partnership is important.

well I was NOT expecting Gumdramon to jump over to the rivals

this might be an act, but at least Pagumon realizes that it was being a little bratty. the baby is more mature than the 12-year-old and the rookie-level Digimon…

Pagumon was just smelling the okonomiyaki??? it made that guy cook all of those just for the smell???

why did it split up into more Pagumon??? and turn yellow??

they ate the entire stand…… a giant black hole where a building is supposed to be is pretty freaky

they're stealing everything that's fried

ADJAJFKJS XROS LOADER YAKI … that means Tagiru will have to deal with this all on his own

or Ryouma might help. at the very least he'll bring Gumdramon back in Tagiru's proximity

the video's buffering Gumdramon's not gonna say to un-feed them the okonomiyaki right

that's good I don't think that's the plan. also, instead of making up, right now Tagiru and Gumdramon are just barreling through. like they're sorta forgiving each other but in a not-emotionally-vulnerable way because neither of them are like that

this is so silly. this show is fantastic.

you're going to do WHAT to the Pagumon???

if you like okonomiyaki so much then why don't you become it

yeah what DID happen to you. I'm not sure why ANY of that happened but it was fun to watch

and then they instantly start quarreling again. they really are a fun partner pair to watch, their relationship is cute.

[daily-dose-of-imagines]

(Here's my resubmission! Thanks again for allowing me to resubmit this and thank you so much for the hard work you put into doing this!♡)

Hi there~ Hope you all have been doing well! First, I want to thank you for providing us with all your amazing work! Love reading them! I also wanted to request a match-up if that’s okay?

May I please request a Magi, Ace of Diamond, and Yu-Gi-Oh! match-up? I'm a 5'0 (153 cm), ♏, ISFP, hetero girl (she/her). I’m both kinda chubby and muscular. I have medium length brown hair and eyes. I love to draw & sing especially! I'd be the type to sing softly to my s/o while we're alone and close together. Maybe try to lull them to sleep, hehe! I often take endless pics of the sunset and sea because they're so pretty. I dislike bossy people. 

To be honest, I'm a loner, I don't really reach out to people. I'm shy, awkward, and I like my alone time. I'm friendly and good-willing towards others nonetheless! I'm actually silly & playful w/ family. I can joke around them a lot! I easily open up to funny people.

I have a short temper but I forgive just as quickly. I tend to overthink a lot. My pride causes me to try and act strong, but I’m really just a sensitive person. :’) I can be hard on myself yet I feel it's necessary to improve. I'm an appreciative person so I'll say “thank you” like 1000 times lol! 

I highly value family, honesty, and private time with loved ones.

Thank you so much! Sorry this was so long and that this’ll have to be a collaborated match-up because of the fandoms I chose :’D (sorry again) Definitely take all the time you need! No pressure :) I appreciate your hard work! Stay safe and healthy always (*´˘`*)♡

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Hello and thank you so much for resubmitting and I am so so so so sorry this got out so late, but I really do hope you enjoy it!

>Admin 𝕋

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𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽...

You and Hakuryuu would be the perfect match! I don’t Haku would be one to judge about bodies, if anything he cares more about personality and how you treat other people then how you look. He would definitely someone who would lull him to sleep with their voice, and since you like singing, you would be the best person for this! He would absolutely love you singing to him and help him sleep. And if you were to play with his while you sang to him? Oh he will be putty in your hands!

Another thing I feel like Hakuryuu will like is that you are shy and the fact that you value family and private time. He is very much the same, wanting to make a family built on honesty and love. And I totally see him going for you, since you have the same values as him! I feel that once Haku were to meet you and get to know you and your shy and appreciative nature, he will instantly fall for you!

All in all, Hakuryuu and you would be the best couple in the Magi universe! He will love your personality, your stubbornness, and your quick wit, while also loving your caring and kind side!

Haruichi for you! So, for Haurichi I feel that he would very much like your body, how muscley you are, but also how you still got some skin on ya, he’d be really into that; it’s someone he can hold onto when he wants to embrace you! He also love that the fact you can sing and like singing! He is more athletic and into sports, so I feel he has no musical abilities, but he will most deifinitely appreciate what you can do! If anything, I can see Haruichi falling for you because of you beautiful voice!

Another thing I see Haruichi loving, is the fact that you take so many pictures, to either remember that moment or because you think something is beautiful. He would just sit back and watch a little smile come onto your face as you continue taking pictures, and I can definitely see Haruichi falling for you then and there!

All in all, I feel that Haruichi would be perfect for you in the Ace of Daimond universe! He would love how you look and how you present yourself and your hobbies, and he would love your kind yet quick tempered nature too!

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Hello hello! Thank you so much for your patience! I’ll be doing your you-go-oh match-up~! I’m so sorry it took so long to get to this, but I do hope you enjoy it as much as I did with pairing you up with someone~! As always, thank you so much for the love and support!

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𝕀 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕡 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙…

ʏᴜɢɪ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴏ

The lovely boy I decided to ship you with is our lovely Yugi~! Though it was all in the past, Yugi can immensely relate to the feeling of being an outsider and being unable to reach out to people— though he thanks everything that had brought him the new friends he made from high school and throughout into his adult years. 

He’s patient with you and understands that it may take some time for you to open up to him, but fear not for this stubborn boy won’t take no immediately for an answer. Rather, he’ll wait and patiently talk to you until you open up to him. He’s playful and loves to tease whenever he can. Though your pride may stand in the way, he’s dealt with a large variety of people who have strong senses of pride, thus he’s understanding and patient with you and will openly communicate with you whenever you’re willing to lend a listening ear.

[maddys-mad-menagerie]

So, uh, a few questions.

One, the mascots aren't robots, they're living beings? And yet somehow you... Made them? I didn't know that was a possibility. That... Is legal, right?

Two, assuming I'm right about all that, does that mean they just live in the back areas or something? They don't have their own homes?

And three isn't really a question but if all of that is correct, I do hope your security is top-of-the-line. I'm sure the performers can handle themselves, though.

Oh, and I'm relatively sure I keep seeing someone throwing jars of ants at random buildings around town, so uh. Be weary of that I guess?

These questions are a bit too much for me to answer, so I’m gonna go grab one of my managers. Sorry I can’t help more, but she probably can.

Oh! My, such a curious stranger, yet they don’t show their face? No worries, I’ll still give you a clue, hon~! Let’s see here?

-You are correct there! And sort yes, sort of no, on the making them. It’s more we designed them that way. They came to us as piles of putty, basically. Adorable Silly Putty-like blobs.

Funny enough, Manager S and I were on the most recent reboot design team those few years ago for the most recent rendition of the girls! They didn’t know how to feel about how he helped design Maddy at the time, but the popularity says otherwise, hm? And you may also guess that, yes, I had a hand in designing my favorite girl too~! And that means Manager T was only recently brought on, but she’s more than proven her worth as a valuable member of this team~!

As for the legality of the matter, I cannot say. No comment~.

-Pretty much. The Mascots live on-site because we couldn’t keep an eye on them otherwise if they left. Many people want to get their hands on these girls and see what makes them them, but that’s our secret and ours alone~! They do have their own rooms, at least, filled with whatever amenities they requested...within reason, of course~.

-Oh, it is! They are even part of the security, really. Don’t break in at night, is all I’ll warn. They’ll never have enough evidence to convict us~.

-Ants, hm? We’ll keep an eye out. Maybe we can rent an aardvark, if need be. Thanks for the warning.

I hope that helps answer some of your questions. If not, tough titties, hon. Hope to see you real soon, maybe~!

And that was one of my bosses, isn’t she a riot? But yeah, that all looks about right, I just can’t outright say it or I’m in trouble. So yeah, hope that helped ya!

[autistickfigure]

the BEST fmaily ever?!?!

so the robot is gones (they/them). they were made by classified and are 10!!! but they like to say they aren adult to be #respected like one BUT when people are annoying they do say "i am a minor.. whatever that meme said" <- that. they are silly evil sometimes and legally a merp. when they do a silly evil they say "can't we let bygones be bygones" and leaves. thats why theyre named gones by the way. whenever they leave they expect the other to say bye gones and if they dont gones HATES them forever... until they say bye gones pretty cool #gones

AD BREAK: what is a merp? a merp is a glue guy made by noparting (any) who is some party god. (ref PROBABLY to be updated i dont like the tentacles DIE)

Othey were made as party tricks but eventually she made too many of them and made a whole dimension for them to live in that has one (1) island. so people wouldn't know this paradise its only way in is by fasting and seeing a mirage of it and then coming in. it has lots of food and water at the entrance btw. some would say this island kind of looks like puerto rico not gonna lie this isalnd kind of looks like puerto rico. ANYWAY merps live there with a treat from their party god. a fountain that merps go to when they're 5 to make a wish on who they will be. unfortunately it only works when they're 5 so many people end up being things that don't exist and have to make them up (good luck being a 'goopy') which is why some people DONT have their kid make a wish. its crazy that fountain. i think they fight over it and politics but alsio idont care + L. merps start out as a ball of glue then when they grow up with more glue they become uhh. i donmt know it doesnt have names (the stages). each stage has a mold meaning every merp looks the same SO to counteract that they wear things to differentiate more than color. 5 is a lucky number because of the fountain thing so slot machines reflect this and merps usually do risky things when theres a 5 in their age. biologically they dont have any bones, their glue holds their organs in place and have weird blood or something. most people who stay at merpilton (their city. btw.) are fishermen and its a really colorful place in general. unofficial molds are kind of weird to most people but its ok... be who ytou are love is love IT shouldnt be weird 💥💥 they usually live for 50 years but if the y choose the carrer path of Immortal Guy its true... they are immortalok. WAIT WAIT WAIT like my little pony they say everyputty instead of body BUT they arent putty theyre glue. ok thats all. ONE MORE THING actually; merps leave home at a very young age to go find out whatever they are and its normal. OK BYE

back to gones. now that you have absorbed all that information, i have come to let you know. gones is not a merp BUT they were made by a merp and therefore, when they were 5 and in merpilton, they made a wish to become an angel like classified did when she was 5. thats what that was for. also they have a memory (cheering) that they sort through sometimes and make ytps of their memories so it fits on their hardrive. save to say they don't remember things well because of it. one more thing: they hate the internet they will only see what it is when they are 55 because they think they need all the luck they can. and they have coded their age so it only goes up to 54 nontheless it is safe to assume they will never internet. they dont want to be like other kids who are "online" or "too attatched to their pgones" gones you dont have to do that to grow up.. ALSO: gones has pipe arms because they dont have something to turn food into energy on them its like a box thing that CRUSHES THAT SHIT!! and then they plug in the pipe arm and BOOM goes to the gones.

OK this is classified (any).... they are a seamstress/trapper/angel/machine maker occasinally. she sucks at all of those jobs btw. he likes to mix his interest together which for some reason means putting ribbons and other accesories on all the things ever. this is usually why all the things he makes explodes. but not gones... they were made from someone ELSES blueprint. job struggles aside hes a kind guy. he wasnt able to get to heaven at first when he wished ot be an angel which made him depressed #girl but then likewise helped them fly up there. they became more acquainted as thats how things were for a while

UNTIL!! kara (leader of the angels btw) gets a mod from catboy to be a dog. thats crazy... well classified wants to do something similar and works together with catboy to make their wings (out of their scarf ribbon thing.) and then he transitions and changes names WITH his brother!! (who is cis but they are besties so he did too to make her more comfortable what an ally..) he yells because they know angels did that before and try really hard to be angely because of how they werent able to actually do anything for a while. they love their niece and kid are they are BESTIES ALL OF THEM (even though gones says they hate them they dont mean it YAYY.)

tion (ze/zim) is a fairy merp. do ze know what a fairy is? no. ze is making it up as ze goes <3. so far ze is 7 and has some sort of complex. tion HATES mortals thinks they are dumb (when ze was a mortal 2 years ago) but helps them because thats what ze thinks fairies should do. tion is very silly as 7 year olds are and live away from zir father in guyverse on dooffkcu. ze lives with some old people (a trapezoid and some guy) but still boasts about zir immortality to them btw. ze loves zir uncle and is learning spanish (calls classified zir tito (real word in spanish btw)). accidently making gones learn spanish by association ALSO they are best friends FOREVER!!! tion has a thing with zir name where ze only does things when someone says action or other related tion ending word (or cion if spanish.) tion is hoping for someone named ful to sweep zim off zir feet.

known (he/him) is classified's cis brother. hes a fisherman and lives in merpilton. though he is a demon, he doesnt really care too much for it and. ok to be honest i haven't thought much about him. lets just say hes a normal guy. thank you for reading my post... BYE!