#they look SO much nicer now jfc

[spicydirtymatcha]

dreaming big (league) || chapter eight

word count:  876 summary: headcanon type chapter discussing carrie's pregnancy! warnings: family drama  author’s note: as much as i wanted to write a nice long chapter about her pregnancy from start to finish i do not have the brain capacity for it rn prev | next

as you saw in chapter 7, carrie wasn’t having the best time in her first trimester

after that whole issue with her teammates, they did apologize eventually like a week after, especially her best friends on the team (they should’ve said something as it was happening tbh)

they do ask questions, obviously (when did this happen? february. who’s the dad? i don’t want to say. why not? it’s complicated. how’re your dads taking it? they’re very supportive. and whatnot)

her closest/bestest friends (from baseball and school) are a bit worried for her

some do think she is making a mistake considering what her goals are in life

carrie’s understanding of their thoughts on the whole thing, it does make her a little sad but she gets it

they just want what’s best for her

she is gonna be a 19 year old single mom trying to make it into pro-baseball… it does sound insane

her friends aren’t fucking assholes about it and if her dads aren’t losing their minds about it then they should be okay

i’m thinking Beck left the team when he graduated high school which is why no one really told him about carrie and the pregnancy, he hasn’t been close with them for a while

her extended family on the other hand… well

you have to remember ⅔ of her family are filipino (her papa’s family and her mom’s)

i know i’ve made her life pretty much all sunshine and rainbows up until now but we gotta be real about it

becoming pregnant at 19 and with no man in the picture? that is a big no-no in filipino culture

her papa’s side is a bit more chill about the whole thing (worried but chill) but her mom’s side is harsh (mainly her siblings - there are a lot of them and they have lots of opinions)

her papa’s parenting comes into question and it makes her feel horrible, it’s Upsetting

her grandma (mom’s mom) makes sure she is keeping the baby, even though she lowkey makes carrie feel like shit for the situation in the first place

also keep in mind filipinos are VERY RELIGIOUS

nearly 80% of the country is catholic

her aunts on the other hand

TOXIC, DNI

practically make carrie the black sheep of their side of the family like??? fuck off

like i said, her papa’s side are a bit nicer

they’re more concerned about her than anything, fuck everything else

come on, one of their sons is a bisexual man you think a little pregnancy is gonna freak them out?

sure Carrie’s a little young and the situation’s not ideal but she’s got the support she needs, that’s all that matters

her dad’s side’s okay with it too, much like her papa’s family

after the initial shock, they’re just happy to be having another little baby in the family, it’s been a while

that’s all i can think of for family drama

she’s growing each day even though she doesn’t look it

she definitely feels it though

being a pregnant catcher ain’t the best combo

she feels like she has to go pee ALL THE FUCKING TIME JFC

there’s so much pressure on her bladder

the team makes a betting pool each practice how many times carrie complains about having to pee so often and/or how many times she has to go to the bathroom

they’re assholes but she loves them

she curses the day her coach made her become a catcher

carrie gets tired a lot quicker but we already knew that

she doesn’t start showing until around her 14th week so just after she passes her first trimester

she can’t believe it when she steps out of the shower and seeing her tummy for the first time

carrie definitely cries

she shows her dads later on and they all cry together

her friends help her turn half her bedroom into the baby’s nursery

they’re also very happy to be getting a baby niece/nephew

the plan is for her room to become the baby’s when they’re old enough to have their own

the attic will get cleared out and turn into carrie’s new room

her family and friends throw her a surprise baby shower and she very much Does Not Cry about it

she eventually tells her dads about Beck being the father and why she took so long to tell them

they’re Pissed especially her dad

they think she should still try and tell him but she’s not changing her mind

she also tells her closest friends when she’s ready

they are also Pissed

“I knew his mom was two-faced.”

being pregnant in the summertime? HELL

carrie LOVES the summer but it is a whole different monster when pregnant

strictly stays indoors when there’s a heatwave which sucks because she wants to support her team!

once she starts visibly showing she is officially on “maternity leave” from the team but she helps in other ways and she still trains as much as she can

this also helps her pickup more shifts at her dad’s restaurant which is nice

her dads go with her to every appointment

i think i’ll write her finding out the gender of the baby and her giving birth

[its-in-the-woods]

Lucy being so frustrated by the vaults bs politics, very small town feel to things. Also how did they always have nuka cola everywhere.. like endless stock?

Can you imagine seeing the sun and feeling the wind for the first time? Hearing the sea.. What an overwhelming feeling. Also chet trying to be brave.. he is not... Losing making sure she doesn't carry any dead weight with her.. I feel so much for norm, he loses everyone and everything he loves.. .idk why but them calling her a young lady is hilarious to me. all the bodies by the door being Pompeii esc.. there is so many details.

I am still not entirely convinced that Max didn't hurt Dane, even if Dane covers for him later.... like maybe they saw something in max and the elders did it.. idk.. I am over thinking this. also realizing how this sort of mirrors the ghouls own integration later on.. how the ghoul takes credit for everything lucy has done and covers for her. How Max sort of blabbers through things but still wants to commit himself to BOS.. How he makes himself into what they want not what he wants necessarily. But then Dane tried to cover for him.. just two interesting scenes. Also branding is so weird to me... idk why it feels very much like cattle... the bags being giant will never not be funny.. like jesus it's almost bigger than max.

I love that they refer to Dane as they.. as nonbinary i stan.

I need to know about Dom Pedro. I need to know more. Realizing the saddle bag came from the other Bounty hunter. I love that people now this ghoul is just a badass and has been around for a long damn time. So scare of him. ehehehe... shivering in their boots. Also how rude dig him up in the middle of the night and drag him out of the ground. Like maybe bring something nicer than a chicken, maybe some Chems. Also the noises the ghoul makes coming out of the box.. are feral.. leave me be.. how many circle jerks has he been invited to.. >-< Stop doing that thing with your tongue.. all he wanted was to raise chickens jfc... He almost looks like he wanted to just cuddle the chicken.. cue cowboy yodling... yeah like they where gonna put him back in the hole... yep yodling is hilarious... just realizing he is collecting all their gear like a player.

Rewatching fallout episode 1

They really couldn't have started out with more of a bang if they tried.

I will be reblogging as I watch.

Also, the lasso tricks are still my favorite

I have so many questions.

[pixelrhys]

@drowsynelapsi can they have a playdate

also i havent drawn anriel in like 2 years holy shit what a glow up

[thephilosopherspupil]

Was just reminded of the existence of dear coquette, the ur-mean girl advice blogger of the late 2000s. AFAIK, she left la and then mostly disappeared from the internet around when trump was elected. love to be suddenly overwhelmed by a very particular sense of nostalgia

[sarahdraws-sometimes]

Hello, so I cannot stress this enough.

It's.. no surprise that I'm a Pale King liker. My blog has (kind of?) been centered around him since the beginning, when I decided to sell my soul and make a Tumblr page.

Apparently, there is a very... Unique and small side of the Hollow Knight fanbase who believes that the Pale King is simply 'misunderstood', and tries to justify his actions/put down other characters to make him look nicer than he truly was, just as a 'reason' to like him.

I'm going to say it right now, this is not me. And if you are like this, then you are on thin fucking ice.

.

I like the Pale King simply for what we know about him that fits with the canon of the story. The Pale King is a figure who was praised by many bugs, however he is not what he seemed, and was doing many questionable things behind the scenes to get rid of the infection, and the Radiance. It is very fun to play with his character, and come up with many interpretations for his character. That is what I enjoy him for.

However, interpretations are just that. They aren't canonical by any means. And... Yeah, I am guilty of having a couple headcanons about tpk that is positive, in a way. But never, would I ever try to convince others that tpk is something that he is not. My headcanons are not intended to clash with canon, nor are they intended to appear canonical, if they even do. I just try and think of certain situations in a different light. Y'know, for fun, and nothing more than that.

What the point of this entire post is, is that... Apparently, people are trying to justify his actions, or just downright denying canon, for the sole reason to make tpk look "not as bad" in comparison to other morally grey characters within the Hollow Knight universe. This is NOT what I intend to do with any of my posts that even remotely sheds any positive light onto a very very dark and complex character such as him. I do NOT understand those who are putting down characters like the Radiance, and just making up random bullshit about her, and fuck it, even making up shit about the Pale King, just so there's a 'good' reason to like him.

Guys, there is literally nothing wrong with accepting the faults of a character you enjoy. Why the fuck are we making shit up about this game's canon, just so we can enjoy a character as twisted as the Pale King? The Pale King is already interesting on his own, as a very mysterious character with a LOT of responsibility and power in his hands. There is no other character in the world of Hollow Knight as influential to the story as the Pale King. That alone is enough reason for me to enjoy his character. Why are these particular few trying to convince the rest of the fanbase that the Pale King basically did nothing wrong, that he's misunderstood, and that other characters are awful and just as bad as him, JUST so you can like him? Because at that point, you don't even like the Pale King, you like a very altered version of him in a universe that simply is not canonical in any sense. It's just nonsense. And no, there truly is no wrong in having your headcanons, no matter how much they clash with canon. But when you alter and change a charcater, and OTHER characters THIS much, just to make your fav seem like a better person they really are, and try to convince your following that he is a good person, then what the fuck are you doing?

And, AUs are perfectly fine! If you have an AU that flips the canon for fun, then good on you. I have a ton of AU ideas always rattling in my head, most of them fuck around with hk's canon because why not? But if you are gonna sit there and tell me that, canonically, the Pale King was not a bad person, then what the fuck. That's just you misleading your audience.

YOU CAN LIKE A VILLAIN WITHOUT FEELING THE NEED TO JUSTIFY THEIR ACTIONS. JFC GUYS. THEY ARE VILLAINS FOR A REASON. The Pale King is an AWFUL, piece of shit person, that simply has ZERO redeeming qualities. And to me, that's quite alright. The fact that he is so villainous, yet praised by some blind bugs in Hallownest, is all I need to love his character.

The fact that I feel the need to even make this post after disappearing for MONTHS says quite a bit about how upset this shit makes me. It's incredibly embarrassing for me to know that other Pale King likers try and justify his actions rather than just accepting him as a villain. Just. Like the Pale King for what he is, and not what you WANT him to be.

That's all. I'm pinning this post because I don't want this to get buried as I plan to start posting more HK artwork again.

Edit; I know I've "defended" tpk in the past, but that was just more of me trying to get my original interpretations of him out there rather than actually justifying his actions. I wrote that awhile ago and even partially disagree with stuff I said (for example, the 'he cared for his people', especially considering it was a rather weak point anyway). And as I just said, it was mostly just interpretations, filling in the gaps with things we simply don't know much about. The plot of hk is incredibly vague to the point where the backstory could be viewed from multiple angles, thus the post. It was a pretty weak post overall and I hate that its still being spread around. If you were introduced to this blog because of that post then I am deeply sorry. If I knew a lot of PK enjoyers acted this way then I wouldn't have had the balls to post that lolol ok. edit over

[oxiosa]

Fan fic idea: 1830's Martín and Luciano time travel to the present and meet their future selves.

That’d be such a pain omg

Ok so the most responsible thing to do would be to just… keep them apart and not tell them anything about the future, right? First ‘cause of time continuity (yk, can’t learn of the future so we don’t change the past) and second ‘cause that’d be EASIER. 1800 were intense years and their relationship was terrible back then, and they just come from having a war between each other. So those two would be bickering CONSTANTLY, and I don’t think present!brarg would have much patience for it. So, it’d just be easier for present!Tincho and present!Lulu to take their past versions home and text each other while they get someone (England I guess? this stuff is usually his fault, right?) to work on a solution and get them back to their timeline.

So basically Luciano and Martín would be stuck babysitting their past selves, and HATING THEM. They’d both be “Jfc now I get it, now I get why he HATED me, I used to be a pain in the ass”. It’d also work the other way around, after 10 minutes hanging with the bf’s past self they’d go “Oh, right, now I remember why I felt like punching him in the face 24/7”.

Present!brarg would try to hide the fact that they are together (it’s a long story), but I think their past selves would figure it out. I mean, who better to guess your feelings than yourself? Maybe it’s in the way present!Lu or present!Tincho talk about each other, maybe one shared fond look is enough for their past selves to gasp and let out an undignified shriek “OMFG YOUR FUCKING THE ENEMY!!!”. Past!Tincho would be the one to take it the worst, I think.

Past!brarg finding out of current!brag is not that bad thought. I think knowing they would be dating in the future also throws a new light on present!Lu and present!Tincho in their past selves’ eyes. Their past selves would be rude and on the edge of a fight with each other all the time, but they’d be calmer around his enemy’s “older” self. Wary, at first. Eventually a little curious, and gradually appreciative. I mean there is something attractive about present!Lu and present!Tincho now that they seem to be calmer and nicer than their timeline’s neighbour. So maybe they would develop a little crush. Present!brarg of course realises (again, who better to guess your feelings than yourself?), and anyways the 1830 kids are being very obvious, acting uncharacteristically nice to the present version of their enemy. I think Tincho would take it humorously (behave like a mean bully older brother teasing their little brother over a crush), but I can’t help to imagine that present!Lu would be a little annoyed and offended at his past self for trying to make a pass on present!Tincho. That’s his bf, mind you, past!Lu should wait his turn to romance his timeline’s Martín.

[hoe-imaginess]

Please please please Dabi/Hawks threesome with reader relationship headcanons??? With NSFW if you’re feeling up to it.

💦 👅💦 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 💦 👅💦 💦

Dabi x reader x Hawks relationship !!

•Hot, but possibly the worst decision of your life ngl 

•Dabi... just ain’t about it. Like, he won’t consider it a relationship so much as it’s just an arrangement. Because if it were a relationship and that meant you were with him then you are going to be with him and him only, screw that other guy

•Hawks isn’t overly fond of sharing either but it’s... doable

•You’re definitely going to be around Hawks more often (despite the fact that he’s a busy guy) because he is just... so much nicer to be around lmao

•Sure Hawks is a little spastic sometimes, and his idea of romance is pulling like... 14 things of yakitori out of his pocket at any given moment and suggesting you two have a “quick lunch date” on some rooftop somewhere, and by quick he means like five minutes so better hurry up and CHEW—

•Still so much better than hanging out with Dabi though sksksk

•Dabi will just... laze around and completely forget you’re with him. You breathe too hard and he’s like DAMN bitch you scared me how long you been sitting there tf?... don’t sneak up on people like that

•Most of the time when you three are together, it’s you and Hawks having an actual conversation as you’re snuggled up on a couch somewhere, while Dabi is lounging on the opposite couch and insulting both of you/making crude comments when he sees fit

•Especially if Dabi is trying to sleep and you two won’t shut the hell up he will actually tell you to the shut the hell up. And Hawks is like “Dude there are other rooms to sleep in. Just leave.” And Dabi is like “...You leave”. 

•Dabi is a dick sorry. He may or may not make you cry at any given time because he’s just so... mean. Okay even if you’re not crying, he can very easily destroy your mood and just ruin your whole day

•Which is when Hawks gets to swoop in and cheer you up. Dabi will see this and be a little annoyed but at the end of the day... whatever. If you wanna be babied you can hang out with Hawks. Good riddance in Dabi’s opinion

•Basically Hawks pampers the hell out of you and treats you like his little angel and it makes Dabi nauseous 

•Okay I really do not think either of them would ever jump at the idea of a threesome because they... just... can’t stand each other

•Dabi is going to constantly complain about not being able to keep his dick hard because “This stupid chicken can’t keep his wings to himself” and always smacks them out of the way (Hawks is very bad about keeping his wings under control during sex. You make one hot moan and they flutter out in excitement, and Dabi is at constant risk of getting accidentally shanked by a feather because of it)

•And meanwhile Hawks can’t concentrate on doing what he needs to do when Dabi is saying the absolute filthiest words he has ever heard in his life come from any human being’s mouth, ever. How is that dirty talk allowed? Hawks is like?? Is anyone else hearing this shit??

•Hawks will be between your legs giving you that Signature Head™ and Dabi is suddenly telling you how hard he’s gonna fuck you and how loud you’re gonna scream for him and how he wants to hear you cry and beg for it and that he can’t wait to mess you up— then Hawks will pop up, like, absolutely horrified??? Like?? WHO SAYS THAT?? 

•(Hawks will never fully believe it if you tell him that this type of dirty talk actually turns you on... yet.. he will start trying to dirty talk you too. It’s hot as shit but it’s not as fucking filthy as Dabi. Dabi just... it comes so naturally it’s scary)

•So yeah expect most of the sex to be... separate. Everyyyy once in a while you’ll be having sex with one of them, then the other suddenly walks in like... oh... welp *starts unzipping his pants* don’t mind if do—bc he’s too horny to leave now. So he jumps in to join the fun, despite the other guy’s complaints

•They’re both so goddamn annoying sometimes though jfc. Dabi will ignore you for a week straight then bust down the door when you’re trying to nap, because suddenly he’s bored and wants attention and it’s almost always sexual attention, the same attention he’s been neglecting to give you, but don’t tell him that because... he won’t give a shit. And if you don’t wake up and give it to him, he’s gonna slide under the sheets and start pinching and groping and rubbing you everywhere those hot hands can reach, and/or physically kick you out of bed when you still don’t respond

•Meanwhile Hawks will be having a conversation with you about... literally... the paint on the wall and then suddenly he’s like!!! Hey... so... want sum fuck?

•They’re both randomly horny and it is a mess

•(Ok I lied Hawks is always horny.) (Dabi is horny like... every third Monday of the month and it has to be a full moon and the stars have to be aligned and—... but yeah ok, since he’s finicky and only fucks you every once in a while, when he finally does want in your pants, it’s sooooo wild. You’re getting fucked until you can’t walk for three days)

•So basically between the walking aphrodisiac (Hawks) and Japan’s Number One Sadist (Dabi) you somehow get no break, and honestly idk if it’s physically healthy to be having as many orgasms as you do have between the two of them

•Dabi can be pretty crude and inconsiderate, and after fucking you, will probably tell Hawks he can go ahead have his “sloppy seconds”, which um... is obviously pretty degrading for you. Fuck Dabi.

•But Hawks is like fuck it bro do I look like I care?? He just wants to give you some luv (and head especially, since SOMEONE... *cough* Dabi *cough*... will rarely go down on you). Hawks will take the sloppy seconds. He wants you that bad it doesn’t matter

•Which is when Dabi starts calling him a cuck

•But... nothing some shower sex with Hawks can’t fix if you two wanna be fresh for each other. Sloppy seconds his ass. And Hawks isn’t overly competitive, but this is usually when he wants to really rile you up to as a big “fuck you” to Dabi.  Hawks not only makes you moan loud but also tickles you or make funny jokes that’ll have you laughing loud enough for Dabi to hear. Just to prove that he can make you cum and make sure you’re having a good time. What a King

•Dabi does hear it, but rarely gets jealous. He’s just like... ew... disgusting... get that uwu shit away from me

[theskyexists]

In this show they pretend that these men and women are IN THEIR TWENTIES. THEIR EARLY TWENTIES. THEY ARE ALL AT LEAST 35!!!!

it’s an incredibly crazy psyche that theyre characterising for the emperor - he can dote on his consorts but not love them...hm

YINGLUO AND THE EMPEROR’S EVERY FUCKIN INTERACTION IS SO GOOD

E: don’t you want a nice life?

Y: you put me here so uhhhh -nah obviously what use is wishing hello

E: you could beg me

Y: lol nope

Emperor literally pulls out all the stops to get her to go through the process to give him an excuse to pardon her

fuheng is not at all handsome but he’s nice looking. love how you can see the mongol influences in the clothing

why is the wedding so insular

lol. double standards there. yingluo has to walk in a snowstorm for 24 hours and fuheng gets a promotion and a wife. lovely

they look enormously handsom in their winter clothes

literally tears in my eyes over fuheng saying: ‘she must be so cold. so cold’ AAAAAAA

damn yan - that umbrella’s really helpin. he probably told her: DONT DO IT. ITS NOT WORTH IT

erqing wanting to be free isn’t bad. but revelling in being able to admire the snow while yingluo is dying in it s abit much

the weird thing about the show now is - why isn’t the empress more upset??

lol emperor realises empress was right. poor fuheng...

he really elevated her to concubine status???? fuckin hell. she’s gonna hate him.

if this veers into ACTUAL romance between yingluo and the emperor ill be fuckin upset

YOUR MAJESTY, WHY FORCE OTHER PEOPLE? LOL she’s really talking around the fact that she IS unwilling

.............................................................uh. they did make the emperor a rapist! INTERESTING CHOICE with how the keep skirting around how much of a monster he is

but wei yingluo instantly adapts and uses what he said against him. wow fuckin hell. they won’t let the implications of how much of a piece of shit emperor is stick i spose. bc yingluo plays him like a fiddle. she perfectly replicates the horrible speech patterns of the harem women. she asks for AN INCREDIBLY INSANE RANK OF COURSE. the plaintive ‘your majesty!’ - the crying! oh my god - she’s so good. HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES HER. god he’s so dumb.

‘i will never want a woman with ulterior motives’ - WELL THEN, you’re out of luck with your harem dude

what. oh right. the empress was depressed or something. jfc. yingluo went through the fuck snow for her.

why is the empress so mad? what the fuck is up with this now. wHy??????? what the fuck is going on???? this empress doesn’t communicate honestly AT ALL.

‘if not for protecting me, you wouldn’t have become caught up in power struggles’ uhhhhhhhhhhh she was throwing her life away on revenge lady. and throwing her out of the palace won’t protect her at all. shes sending yingluo away bc she sees her whole household going down. well maybe you could have ARRANGED something for her in another palace maybe? OH WOW the empress can RELEASE PEOPLE FROM THE PALACE???

THEY HUG!!! THEY”RE HUGGING!!!!!!!!

how did that one eunuch survive

i wonder if this is a convention for the drama of the series. i would have guests announced ALWAYS so they can’t overhear shit!

the DRAMATIC theme is used so much it’s getting annoying

they didn’t have budget for portraying the maids in the palace

it sure sucks when you have so little freedom and an ideal vision of married life bc that’s at best all you’re afforded

the wounds and disease on this show are always so shit

couldn’t you have given the girl some compensation for getting tortured???

married life does not agree with erqing. why does she write letters to her grandfather? because she wants to have just a little bit of power. why does she go MAD with bloodlust? because it’s what she feared to be the victim of - what she was taught.

oh Fuheng - you’re such a good man.

but terrible at marriage. she didn’t even kill the woman (yet).now you’ve ruined shit entirely between Erqing and you even though you’re kind of responsible for her paranoia and loneliness. oh patriarchy

‘what have i done wrong?’ - she really really doesn’t get it lol. her mind draws a blank even though fuheng told her. she’s like - all the other women in my position act like this! im trying to be a good wife! ya. he’s quite different

exaclty lol - you’re locked in marriage now so then you’re just

they’re casting erqing as a villain for not wanting to be sent into the KILLING FIELDS of the forbidden palace to serve some cruel mistress and delighting in no longer running the risk of being ground underfoot

feminism? Yes! anti-hierarchy/class system? NO!

fuheng really is quite shitty to his wife - a wife he chose and he thinks simply helped him preserve Yingluo’s life. He should be a lot nicer to her

Erqing doesnt want to talk about how she could learn from this - or say sorry - or make up for her mistake or reconcile. she just wants to run and hurt who’s hurt her. it’s really exceptional how they lampshade the absolutely bullshit character change they’ve given her lol

Erqing came here especially to harrass Yingluo and she’s getting SLAPPED. literally lol

‘all the citizens in this empire are my children’ - oh rlly. you dont treat them so good then.

and he does cry. look! the show says, look the emperor has a heart! he loved his son!!! but he’s too proper to cry!!!!

can’t believe im only halfway in this goddamn show

[badanimereviews]

summer 2019 anime sum-up

lmao i realized i never did this and posted the fall season b4 this.... oops

kimetsu no yaiba: tbh started out kinda meh. and now it’s turned into one of the new big shounens. i was not expecting that. nearing the end got rly good and i was rly looking forward to more episodes! tanjiro gets cooler and cooler! animation is rly nice (thanks ufotable) and the way tanjiro’s water is animated. like. aesthetic asf. it’s so good. i love black-haired emo dude and zenitsu (my spirit animal) and ofc nezuko she is adorable im c r y. side note: the hashira? i think they’re called? some of the ugliest fkn characters i’ve seen in ages like flame boy? stone boy? i HATE them. and the gem dude too like man get a new tattoo artist on god.... he needs it.,,,,,,and inosuke is so pretty it’s unfair

dr stone: ok man dr stone rly went off. tbh. i’ve always been a whore for chemistry since reading the flavia de luce series (btw, i want more books of) and watching this just tickles my noodle brain in a good way... who needs prozac when i get a shitton of serotonin from watching senku dick around....  (btw what is going on with what’s his face and the girl. yuzuriha????? i can’t remember. i love senku don’t get me wrong but i need their perspective too... bc i hate lion dude... so much.... dick....) again i will repeat that i am a whore for chemistry so i get oFF on this. backgrounds are amazing/ animation so nice n clean (most o the time lmao). i thought i would hate the black n white haired trickster boi and ms yellow ponytail and suika but no! dr stone is such a good show that they are now great, loveable characters. also i am senku and chrome’s whore so jfc. man, i love the explanations of all the chemistry shabang, but some things i think would be better if explained! like senku doing physical labour at the beginning- ex. making all those pots and building that shit by hisself. i know he weak af. yes he smart but like. construction? difficult. pottery? even for me the artist . difficult. and that shed of his was filled to the brim. HOW. anyways, i love this so much i am crying constantly

just realized i didnt need to write about dr stone. oh well. 

danmachi 2: wtf yo. haruhime is so pretty but not a fan of her personality! bell still cute af and still don’t rly like aiz! animation good as always, and my god i shit myself whenever the argonaut theme starts up bc that is ? one of the best pieces of non-sawano hiroyuki pieces i’ve ever heard? addicted to it. and the opening! love the dynamics, the brief ‘rain’ scenes like when mikoto slashes the raindrops and just her motion basically? as an animator that is what i aspire to accomplish because i just love that. tiny little scene. 

arifureta: this would have been so much better had they dragged out mc’s op-ifying process! made him suffer more! i explained this briefly in my ‘first thoughts’ post for this season, but story-wise and pacing-wise his power-up could have been so much more deserved and gratifying. think shield hero- loser suffers, gets angry, slowly builds up power in an epic payoff! would have been so epic too. and also if they’d made his gained powers less.... crazy nerfed. again: HE SHOULD HAVE SUFFERED MORE AND THIS WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER SHOW. harem thoughts: yue- meh. sucky char honestly. shea- my fav girl, she is a great character don’t judge- sexy and love her personality and love her character design and love how much fanservice she gets lol. panty flash ftw. dragon girl- discount darkness honestly , tho nice design. and mermaid girl- yuck, annoying,  DO NOT like the ‘papa’ trope! (ahem sao.) it’s gross. also just fuck mc’s classmates honestly- paladin dude sucks ass, healer girl OOF that last episode ruined her, samurai girl is ok i guess. hate ai-sensei too like shut UPP annoying ass HOEEEEE (postscript: opening=very epic too)

kanata no astra: plot twist? check. trillion well-done plot twists? check. this was done very well. i am so happy. all those plot twists and turns would usually suck in any regular anime- but this was written with GODLIKE ability. thank you, lerche. legit, this was such an enjoyable ride, i eagerly awaited each new ep! typically i hate space-related stuff but like! survival stuff gets my goat.... like this was good- (tho maybe more technical-stuff in the survival theme would make it so cooler) what shocked me the most: (spoilers alert) didn’t end up hating quitterie or funi. (tho the puppet made me want to strangle smth) luca’s gender had rly confused me but i’d decided on him being a boy- so basically that reveal left me like WHOA. i died. did luca rly have to show emo boy their tity tho... kanata losing his arm gave me the yeeeks, charce being the traitor was made sO WELL into a surprise even tho i’d kinda already suspected him<- like that was just fucking amazing writing there. gj. and ares the princess! ok man! shocked! AND also the whole clone thing, just fucked me right up. up the ass. like there are probably more plot twist layers in this than a fkn ogre has.... anyway shrek aside, yun?’s character arc was very pleasing, i think that was done very well! and the ending made me UwU like BRO? goals tbh. yeah this is a hidden gem and is just so good, so well-written overall. 

cop craft: didn’t have high expectations. i am now,,, quite,,, shocked &,,, blown away. sweetheart this is a good fucking show. so why @ livechart.me DOES IT HAVE 7.40 STARS WHEN FKN ARIFURETA HAS 7.72. can someone explain this to me? i’m outraged. LIVID.  matoba and tilarna were amazing characters btw! loved their dynamic! briefly i thought it might get romantic! nope, it didn’t, so it’s all good. actions scenes were epic, tilarna’s design and outfits were so much nicer than i thought they’d be like. she is so cute. and the op- man, if that is not such a bopper vibe then idk what is. i could watch it forever. it deserves so much more than what it’s got rn.

naka no hito genome: (serious question: is this considered some sort of isekai?) genome gave me btooom vibes honestly but like- this is SO much better than btooom and most game/trap/ kinda shows. fkn BOP of an op, especially the sequence at the end with short clips of each character in action (nutt). paka-san was a good boy and he deserves irl merch. i fell in LOve with all the characters (bubble boy= hot, akatsuki= ok meh actually kinda boring, karin= hot and i want her to punch me, ruromori= beautiful 12/10 would let her stalk me, sleepy eyes boy= baby + dazai vibes and hot af, twin boy= also hot, onigasaki= hot and love him so much, and loli girl= her light grenades got annoying but nice char design) anyways yeah more of this would be epic. i wanna see sakura and her twin reunite, and how they get out basically! also animation quality was very good which is surprising considering it’s a silver link anime.

kono yo no hate de koi wo utau shoujo yu-no: i include the whole title bc this is a good anime. (also livechart.me why 7.27 stars i will fuck you up) only meh part of this is the return to earth from dela granto bc that was like a culture shock and honestly at that point i’d forgotten a lot about what had happened on earth and didn’t care as much. btw, f ayumi and f the other brown-haired oneesan. mio and kanna ftw. obvs i didn’t understand the sayless x takuya thing like dumbass horny teenager . why u gotta creampie the worst girl. u have mio. bruh. (tho mio x ‘oyabi!’ boy is a great ship) also, takuya’s mom? keiko-san? idk if you’ve noticed but that’s literally my name so yeah just glad to finally have some keiko representation. altogether goodass anime. the time travel/ rezero esque reset thing almost got me but this was done well. so no problems. both ops very good. first song was bae, second also bae (just realized it’s by konomi suzuki, one of my waifu idols, so yea nice) and ed2 also so pretty! also yu-no’s design was rly pretty, the outfit colours, and her pigtails rly suited her :)

granbelm: sorry this is the last one lol this was a long ass post! other than the fact i dont rly like mecha this was good.... action, CHARACTER designs aesthetic asf, honestly rly pretty ok. i liked the cast, very diverse and more depth than most shows of this ilk. op was nicely choreographed- especially the part where the girls’ faces are contorted by their gems, showing their magical girl side. nicely done. mangetsu didn’t end up being that bad a char, and honestly? suigetsu is best girl and deserved better. and the ending too- like, bro, that made me kinda sad. some off points: anna’s mom was a little unrealistic as a mom like woman- please learn to control your child, and, white-haired girl’s sister should have played a bigger part, based on how her parts in the opening were emphasized! (quick note- blue girl, love her, great bad guy, when she dumped anna made me so happy honestly, she is beautiful, and i couldn’t actually decide who i wanted to win between her and suigetsu....)

hope u enjoyed this bad review. pls share ur opinions w/ me on some of of these more controversial shows. thank. 

[icecreamvi]

Miles Edgeworth Investigations 2 suit review

skipping ahead a bit to do this game, thank you @fam-account 

6/10 

now this is a nice suit, with fairly good colors. except for the fact that the buttons on the suit are set too low. if you notice they hang around the crotch to bellybutton area, where they should instead be in the bellybutton to chest area. plus there is NO DARTING ONCE AGAIN. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER EDGEWORTH. and the waistcoat. eehhhhhhhh. once again improper amount of buttons, and honestly it doesnt need lapels but its not too terrible of a style. 

im pretending that the crabot doesnt exist okay. it doesnt exist

6/10

now time for the daddyworth

for a trench coat.... this isnt the best....

first off, trench coats should be slim cut, there should be no bulk since the style is made to make you look sleek. this coat is just slightly too big which you can tell thanks to the sagging around the belt area. also lets talk about the belt area. since where??? is his belt buckle???? wha- no just no, thats flimsy it will fall apart faster without one. 

and with a heavy heart i must say that there is an improper amount of buttons

again

“but vi” you cry “what if its just the style!” if if was the style it wouldnt need a belt, since it has a belt it needs at least 2 more buttons below the belt for it to be proper

i added a point for managing to pull off a fedora

8/10 

ayyyy now we are talking! god i can see why edgeworth is drawn to phoenix, he has the same style suit as his father! It looks to be really well tailored (and it has a properly done tie! nice!) the suit looks so smooth i just want to touch it ooh nice. The only issue i can see here is that the sleeves are just too big. you can tell by the way they dont pull back when gregory lifts his arm (this is the opposite of klaviers problem) even still its a nice suit

8/10

as an added bonus here is dead gregory! because i forgot about him last time

lmao

now its hard to see with all the blood and the fact that its in greyscale, but from what i can see this is a fairly good suit! its seems well cut, the style suits him, the pockets are properly done, i dont really have anything to complain about besides the dead body, its times like these where I wish the most that Manfred didn’t kill him

7/10

Speaking of manfred, he also appears in this game. Now why? you ask might i rate this lower than his last incarnation despite it being nearly identical. Well I do what I want thats why, and my standard for suits has risen too. The Lapels on this are huge and the  details confuse me. Are they part of the fabric? Are they embroidered? What are they? Plus I still have no clue as to how the vest functons whatsoever,,,but added points for having an actual jabot and not edgeworths fake ass one. 

Why does he look like an evil Beethoven

0/10 

I want to die. Please god, take your cruel hand and strike me down where I stand. 

Its so....muscley. Thanks! I hate it! Like? purple and orange, on a suit, tailored so tightly that you can see every individual muscle. what deviantart fetish artist designed this. Its so long too, and not in a good way like miles’s dd suit but in a bizarre dress like way. I hate it

5/10

eeeeeeeuuuuuuuughghhhhhhhhhh

ok first off, why roll up your sleeves that high with your suit jacket still on? just take off the jacket jfc. you’re gonna damage the suit. secondly, that cummerbund is waaay too high. it fucking hits his nipples oh my god. local dumbass has pants all the way up to his armpits, more at 10. At least he has the sense to wear a shawl lapel, looking as hes going for a white tie leaning style, and as an added bonus hes actually wearing a corsage that matches!

7/10

I love that tacky ass tie more than i should but its still ugly as all hell. and yet! the rest of the suit is good. crisp tailoring, proper amount of buttons (especially on the sleeves) the pants look perfect and i love the added pop of color by having the shirt be teal instead of white. this suit is so stupid thanks to the tie but i will die on this hill dont @ me alright. also he has!!!! a belt!!!! technically suits shouldnt have a belt since if they were tailored properly they wouldnt need one, but shut up i like belts

7/10

Yay! another corpse!!! alright so this is basically the same as the previous one, added point for nicer color scheme, removed point for lack of darting in the jacket

stop shooting the nice suits

5/10

oh come on. the suit is nice enough, very horse-ridingish but the main problem here is that its too large all over. the shoulders slouch, the jacket is too long, the pants too baggy, you really shoulnt have to roll up your sleeves that far. why is everyone allergic to darting here oh my god. plus the corsage(?) is in the wrong place, it should be in the area where they got shot at, i have no idea how she would even be wearing it unless she just tacked it on with safety pins and grit.

and boots arent my specialty, but those look uncomfortable as hell

a moment of silence for those who didnt count as suits enough to make the cut

as a special bonus

view her in all her beauty

my heart says 10/10 but my mind is giving her a 7

let me explain why. although the cloak is very nice (it seems catholic inspired, specifically based off of bishops and cardinals cementing her place as a holy figure of respect) the chest area is rather tight. since her appearance is based around nuns and bishops we really shouldnt be seeing so much of her chest details. the purpose of robes like these is to cover thy self as a form of modesty out of respect for god (to be fair she worships a different god than we know) but my point still stands. the rest of her outfit is fine, but her chest, as much as i like it, is not. my only other complaint is that im not sure how the sash stays up with how much its tilted to one side. all i can imagine is her hiking that thing up all day.

[shiredwarf]

okay, so here's the long ass rant that was promised. It's very much centered around Jaime and Brienne/Jaime because apart from Tyrion they're like the only reason I'm still invested (and this blog will stan book!Jaime to the bitter end) though don't expect any sort of Cersei bashing. Jaime/Cersei is complicated and boils down to more than "OMG SHE'S A TOXIC BITCH!!!" but more on that later. Obviously, there will be spoilers behind the cut and speculations regarding the rest of the show + a reference to a potential leak for ep 5 that's basically been going around since even before the show started so I don't know how big of a surprise that is to anyone.

Starting off with a couple of plot points:

The Funeral Scene Dany and Jorah were heartbreaking :( I loved those two together so much :( Jon's speech was fantastic but you know it would have been more moving if literally ANYONE apart from the people in the North + Cersei's gang had been aware of the danger heading their way. Like I bet you could talk to any peasant in King's Landing and they wouldn't even have a clue what White Walker means.

Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End & The Feast A++ scene, would watch again. Loved that Dany gave a shoutout to Arya and drunken Tyrion leaning on drunken Jaime warms my heart. Love my dysfunctional Lannisters. Also as much as I dislike certain aspects of the drinking game (see below) I appreciate Tyrion's match-making. He's a good bro. And seeing Brienne so relaxed with her friends is just... good stuff. Tormund is a cutie as always and Tyrion pouring him a drink after he realizes he has no chance with Brienne was the best. So was the Hound acting as Tormunds relationship counsellor. Poetic cinema. The token and conveniently available Northern women throwing themselves all over any male single character wasn't on the other hand. Loved that Sansa and Sandor finally got a scene together. Didn't love the 'glad I was raped so I could become the woman I am now' bullshit. Gendry is the fucking cutest! Smitten to the core. I am tentatively confident that he and Arya will work it out if they survive.

Tormund's & Sam's Goodbye Glad they got a goodbye with Jon, glad Tormund got Ghost cause Jon sure as hell doesn't deserve him. Like not even a pat. How the direwolves were treated pisses me off so much. At this point, I hope we'll never see them again just so they can be alive and happy wandering around with the best boi.

Missandei & Rhaegal No comment tbh. What's even the point anymore.

Onwards to relationships & characters:

The Starks & Dany I AM SO SICK OF THIS. SO SICK OF IT. Arya did not cut Littlefinger's scheming throat last season so that they can now scheme and bicker amongst themselves. Yes, Sansa has a right to worry about the North. Yes, Dany fucked up more than once since she came to Westeros. But those characters faced a tsunami of undead together and them still being too stubborn to even entertain working together without a hidden agenda to bring down Cersei is stupid and PLAIN BAD WRITING!     Now Tyrion is being dragged into this shitshow as well and I just... ugh Varys why

Dany Listen, I'm not the biggest Dany fan, far from it. But they're treating her like shit! She lost so much during that battle and there she is at the table watching others bond while she's alone. Like jfc Jon I'm not saying I approve of this whole thing but go hug her or something, she's given her all in the battle. Again I don't approve of most of the things she's done since coming to Westeros but can you imagine how isolating this experience must be. Apart from a select few survivors, everyone close to her for the past years is now back in the company of people they've known for far longer. They belong, they have bonds, friendships, loves, family and she's not part of it, has no place in this. She must feel so lonely right now. And instead of highlighting that (or btw dealing with the PTSD that everyone surely suffers from after that battle) they make her go all MAD QUEEN! Because that's how you write female characters isn't it. As soon as they show strong emotions due to trauma you can label them as crazy! jfc Then she loses another dragon, large parts of her fleet and Missandei. I honestly can only feel bad for her. And all that by the hand of fucking Euron the most annoying and flat villain out there. Honestly, at this point, I support "MadQueen!Dany". Just burn everything to the ground, preferably the entire show with the exception of Brienne being knighted.

Jaime & Tyrion Not much to say here except: I love them. I just want to watch them sit around in front of a fire and drink and tease each other for the rest of my life. I just love their sibling dynamic.

Jaime & Tyrion & Bronn I don't know really... usually I love those together but that scene was just... off? I don't know. So Bronn just rode North for a 3-minute talk and then he just... fucks off? (I mean I assume he doesn't, he will be around in some form but it just irks me. Inconsistent writing and people teleporting in and out of the plot.)

Euron & Cersei Yeah, I love watching Euron creep on Cersei. Totally cool. Not like this is what she wanted to escape since the very start. Yeah, it's cool.

Jaime & Brienne Oh boy.... ok, let's start with the stuff I liked

the two of them just enjoying each other's company during the feast and just smiling at each other so free of their usual burdens. seriously Brienne has smiled so many times over the past episodes (and she melts my heart every time she does. Gwen is stunning!). In case it wasn't obvious until now: I really hate so much about season 8 but the absolute avalanche of good Brienne/Jaime content in ep 2 and 3 will be cherished forever.

Jaime's character arc is putting up a good fight at the beginning coming to Brienne's defence when Tyrion asks about her virginity

Jaime was so freaking nervous when he showed up at Brienne's door and I'm so here for that. I'm also here for Brienne doing most of the undressing. Get it, Brienne, you deserve this. No seriously though it matters to me that she pushed his hand away and then started to undress herself. It was her choice. She wasn't passively just taking what he was offering. I appreciate that in a show that has a less than stellar record with consent.

and listen I'm so bitter about so many things but I can't help but love it. I just love those two so much and I will cling to that one moment of happiness.

now the stuff I didn’t like...

right, so this is just a pet peeve of mine but I HATE the whole 'sex jumpstarted by a never-have-i-ever drinking game'-trope. I just hate it. I don't know what it is about that but I just don't like it and whenever I come across it in a fanfic it just throws me off. Now this scene itself was cute, not denying that but I just hate that THAT's the thing that sets it all off. especially since there was no need? and I should know I've read like every Brienne/Jaime fanfic published in the last two weeks. making two people hook up after a battle should be the easiest thing but no they go for this mediocre modern college AU plot? (and I'm not joking, I've read a fic like that a year or so ago...)

I really dislike the fact that they focused on Brienne's virginity because it's not in character for her to be worried about that. Apart from the fact that she is unmarried and highborn and therefore unlikely to have slept with anyone in the first place Brienne has never been ashamed of that. She is ashamed of her looks and her mannerisms and she thinks no one will ever love her or desire her. That's her insecurity. Not the fact that she's a virgin. If that were the case she could have fixed that with Tormund ages ago. Brienne yearns for acceptance (she got that now thanks to the knighting) and love (which can come with sex but is not exclusively tied to it) not some hookup. Now Tyrion doesn't know that so I can kind of understand his line of thought and her reaction I just don't like that this again is what triggers the development of Brienne's and Jaime's relationship. She's not flawed because she's a virgin and he doesn't need to "fix that". What they do need to do instead is face their feelings, share them and if that then leads to sex, all the better but it's not the point! Brienne being loved is the point and I'd have rather had an "I love you" than 10 sex scenes.

Speaking of circumstances... I would have prefered them not to be drunk but I guess I can kind of accept it. Both of them are damaged and insecure and would probably doubt the other's intentions in their sober state. Still... would have been nicer (and at least they weren't like REALLY drunk... to the point where consent would have been debatable)

I am still a bit upset that we didn't get a scene between them talking through what's going on in their heads (e.g. a discussion of what Jaime will do now and what he meant when he didn't finish "I came to Winterfell because....") but then again both Brienne and Jaime have always been more about actions than words so I'll accept it.

Did not get a scene with Brienne taking his hand off and showing him acceptance  :/

Jaime

My first response to the episode was as you can guess very negative. Jaime's been my fave for a decade or so now and it's been beyond painful seeing his character development grind to a standstill for years on end. I was willing to forgive it though. I realize they needed someone to humanise Cersei and a screen partner for Lena that isn't a zombie or a creepy necromancer and when Jaime rode North at the end of S7 I thought: Ok here we go, we're finally back on track. Should have happened years ago during the siege of Riverun but at least it's happening at all. Then we get two episodes of Jaime distancing himself from Cersei and following Brienne around like a puppy. Quality material. Now though there are two options Either D&D decided to fuck him over and just obliterate 9 years of character growth for the sake of shock OR this is a very clumsy attempt at increasing the suspense and making people question whether Jaime is bad after all. Personally, I believe (and will always believe) option 2 BECAUSE THAT'S THE FUCKING BOOK CANON. Realistically though, I'm expecting option one.

Anyway, most of Jaime's scene can be interpreted one way or another and that's the only thing giving me hope here. For example

The sex scene with Brienne could just be him letting off steam, feeling alive after a battle etc and he doesn't truly desire and love her as much as he loves Cersei. BUT Jaime has never been about sex, Jaime has always been about love. Misguided and utterly toxic love from time to time but it's always been about love. He's had women throwing themselves at him left and right and yet he's always been faithful. Always true to Cersei. Why on Earth would he stop being faithful now? I believe sex and love are 100% intertwined for Jaime and he will not have sex with anyone he does not fully love. I always believed Jaime would have to put his relationship with Cersei behind him for anything to happen between him and Brienne (which is why I was so happy they didn't immediately kiss in ep 2). Whether that's the way the show sees it is another question...

When Jaime watched Brienne sleep afterwards that again can be read as regret or him thinking of Cersei and feeling guilty, wondering what he's done.  I'd like to think instead that he's really wrestling with his own demons here (and that btw is why I would have rather had a scene with them having a heart to heart and fucking sorting this shit out once and for all). First of all: Jaime hates himself and I'm 100% sure he doesn't think he deserves Brienne. I think he feels guilty for not being able to keep his distance. I think he's aware that he's still on thin ice both with the Starks and Dany but also with Cersei. A lot of people would rather see him dead. What would that mean for Brienne's reputation? And what would happen if Cersei found out about this? So I'd like to think he's realized that he's involving her in something very dangerous that could leave her dead or emotionally damaged. (And btw why would he be planning and discussing their future with Tyrion later when he's already considering Cersei straight after sex? He would have put a stop to it because again love > sex for Jaime).

I don't know how Jaime staying in Winterfell would make any sense if he was still madly in love with Cersei. And I'm not saying this through my Brienne/Jaime googles. This is completely independent of Brienne. He knows they will go to war against Cersei. He's not part of the war council because obviously they don't trust him and maybe he also doesn't want to be directly involved in the killing of his own blood. No matter what she will do, no matter how much he will fall out of love with her she is still family, still his blood and there will always be a part of Jaime that loves his family and his blood no matter what they do (see Tywin, see Tyrion). Him jumping at the chance to kill Cersei would be out of character regardless of whether he now loves Brienne or not. In any case, Jaime knows what's coming, has no illusions there so if he's truly still bound to Cersei why not leave then. It's been days? I really can't explain this one if the writers go with option 1.

now about the scene with Sansa and Brienne. Could be that he is worried about Cersei and it's only now sinking in that she will die. Could be that Sansa's snide comment triggered something in him. Buuuuuut he does not look happy when he learns about Cersei's success. He looks worried, he looks like he didn't expect that. I'm not saying he's not shook by Sansa's comment. As I said I believe he will never truly not care about Cersei, she has made him who he was, she has been the focus of his life for so many years, you can't just forget that. But there is a difference between him losing it and doing a 180 because he still wants Cersei and him feeling conflicted because he knows what Cersei is and what needs to be done but that doesn't erase their history.

and then finally the goodbye scene. Again this could be in line with option 1, in fact it seems very much in line with it. I'm not saying it's not. But there are signs that it might not be. Like "Have you ever run away from a fight?" for example. Cause that's what he's been doing! He stayed behind in Winterfell because leaving would have meant fighting on one side or the other. He was trying to avoid that I think. And I also think he's now realised he can't. I think he didn't expect Cersei to kill a dragon or capture someone close to Dany. I think he thought it would be easier to take her down but apparently, it's not and I think he's worried now. Worried that Cersei will win and what that will mean for everyone he loves (Tyrion, Brienne). He probably decided that he's got the best chance of finishing this or at least contributing to the end. He might have realized that they do not have the luxury of keeping him out of it. Then Brienne brings her hands to his face and starts to beg and you know what he does? HE NODS TO HIMSELF. You know when Jaime usually nods to himself??? When he realizes how good, and pure, and honourable and true Brienne is. When he realizes he will have to stop her from giving too much because of that (e.g. when she tries to give Oathkeeper back. He does this little nod that says "of course she would do this" and then he has to tell her to keep it!). I honestly think this is him going "right, of course, she would do this. Of course, it's not going to be that easy. Time to bring out the big guns." He then goes on to confess all of his bad deeds and yeah again this could be option 1. Him driving home how much he loves her and not Brienne. But honestly, does it seem like that? He's not gloating, he's not admitting to this easily (the way he used to when Cat had him). To me, it looks like he has to force himself to do this because he hopes that will convince her to a) let him go and b) not follow him. I think he's trying to cut ties because he doesn't want her with him for what he's about to do. I think he's trying to make her hate him because he doesn't expect to come back and he thinks this way will be easier on her. This is Jaime's version of throwing stones at Nymeria. And as much as I try and read this any other way I just can't.  Nevertheless, he made my girl cry and boy that's testing the limits of my love for him^^

What I think should (and could) now happen: I think it would make perfect sense for Jaime to go South on his own, infiltrate the capital, get to Cersei and play some part in her demise. I can even see them dying together as suggested by (unconfirmed) leaks but I doubt it will be in the spirit of  “We came into this world together, we'll leave it together”. If they die together, I think it's more likely that he will stay with her because of the love he still feels for her even though that love is nothing compared to what it used to be. Looking at the episode I feel like this would make so much sense and most importantly it would not butcher his arc.

What I suspect will happen instead: I'm bitter and sad and based on the crap D&D have done to Jaime and others in past seasons, based on this constant need for cruelty and shocking twists I fully expect them to go with option 1. They've had this hard-on for Cersei/Jaime since forever and even though that relationship is way past its expiration date they keep shoving it into our faces. I hate this for many reasons, especially for nullifying Jaime's arc, for turning Brienne into I don't even know what, his rebound I guess. I'm willing to forgive them much but not this. I'm okay with my faves being killed off but not if everything they have become through trauma and hardship is erased within 5 minutes. And the thought that this could very well be the last scene between Brienne and Jaime and that Brienne is either right to believe that Jaime has left her or might never know his true intentions if he does switch but dies beside Cersei is too much. I want to believe guys but I'm so bitter and I don't trust them with Jaime and I do not want to get my hopes up just to be utterly disappointed. So yeah, this is what I'm preparing myself for.

So to summarize: It was not as bad as it could have been and I do think the hate is a bit much but that always happens when you get incomplete spoilers and have HOURS to freak out and hate it even before it starts but jfc they still fucked up. Character assassinations left and right, bad writing and plot holes (Euron anyone???), unnecessary drama and the usual mix of racism and misogyny. In any case, I want to end on a positive note here, so let me just point out the ONLY things I will take away from this episode:

Brienne being beyond precious!

Jaime is GONE, my friends. GONE! (seriously though through the entire thing they kept stealing glances and it's so obvious Jaime talked to her about his family. We missed so much of their relationship in season 4  :( )

Probably not what I'm supposed to be focusing on but that entire scene just screams domestic old married couple. I'm a big fan of Jaime showing weakness in front of her and Brienne accepting and helping without a second thought.

I can't get over how much THEY TOUCH each other. It's been years with nothing but his hand on hers when she was going for the knife and now they're all over each other. And the best thing about it: It's so natural. It's so new but they act as if they've been doing this for years! No hesitation, no doubt and Brienne accepting that she’s allowed to do this now, that he wants it :) (also look at thiiiiiis)

[tellywoodtrash]

sbrk2 06.03.19 lb

tejasswi has early sonakshi vibes no?

ohohohohoh prophetic necklace tangling.

wonder what mishti's feelings re: nandini are.

judging by the look on her face, not great.

lo, 4th angle has come. mr. veer. jiske business skillz par sawaal uthaaya jaa raha hai.

he looks like an off-brand karan vohra (who already looks like an off-brand vivan bhathena + namik paul.)

lmao normally ppl write their offer on a paper and slide it, yeh poora ka poora diary hi phenk raha hai.  

so he's a shitty businessman who lowballs to get deals? how is this supposed to be impressive? 

what are these two idiots doing, that too in front of company?

hein?????????? what poo bani parvati type parivartan is this?

lmao everyyyyyyyyyone who really knows mishti is like what even is this ainvayiiiii sanskaaripann ka dhong?

lol even the saas is like “beta sar pe pallu rakhne ki zaroorat nahi hai.”

LMAO WTF IS THAT ONE BIG UGLY ONE? WHO WOULD USE THAT AS AN ENGAGEMENT RING?

ouff she's such a main tulsi tere aangan ki. so annoying.

lol i am arnav (“yeh mishti kyaaaaa bol rahi hai??????”)

ofc saasumaa picks the ugly one.

pari can't help from mouthing yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. dude, same.

MISHTI IS SUCHHHH A FAKEASS BISHHHHHHHHHHHH.

veer/ruhaan are friends, and veer is angling to get ruhaan as muft ka wedding photographer. abbe oh chindi, hire a wedding professional.

i don't like this overly styled hair, it looked nicer in its natural wavy form yest.

but mmmmmm hmmmm i appreciate the flash of chest. loveubabyjaan.

issi se chipak ke rehna behen. bhatakne ka sochnaaaa bhi mat.

pft i really do not like the character of mishti so far. neither the actress, nor the role.

though it’s interesting how mauli’s daughter is more like nandini (kinda buttoned up and trying to be all ~~perfect indian naari~~), and nandini’s is more like mauli (free-spirited, but with a pure heart, always wanting/praying for the best for mishti.)

aw he knew she liked the other ring better.

let's see how much your conviction of wanting to marry veer ~A HUNDRED TIMESSSSSSSSS~ holds up when hottie hotterson makes an entry.

midlife crisis bua is back with a bottle of wine.

that everyone's just swigging from straight. jfc, get glasses you filthy animals.

facial gymnastics.

arnav looks a bit like zayed khan. at certain moments.

UGH ENOUGH BUA GTFO ALREADY AND GO DO YOUR DAY-DRINKING SOMEWHERE ELSE.

pari's randomly rambling about being uncomfortable in her own damn house when mishti will leave which..... ok??? makes zero sense.

arnav's like you move too then. mishti: where to? and arnav just SCREAMED "MERE GHAR!!!!!!!!" into her face.

whoa boy. indoor voices when introducing revolutionary ideas like these. also some warning. nobody likes to be AMBUSHED with a proposal.

pari has the same face i do. like “.......... shit.”

(same as fardeen khan's in prem aggan when told i love you.)

he's still yelling in her face.

lmao her first reaction after a confused silence is to take his hand and place it on her chest... to which he's making THIS FACE:

safe to say, he's clueless about the rejection he's about to receive.

diagnosis: no sparks, nor kuch kuch hota hai.

result: best as friends.

ok don't be grabbing on girls who just said they're not interested, bro.

great now he's giving a sales pitch about why he's a "rare commodity". man i really have to put up with The Most™ on this fucking dumbass show, just to see kunal's face for 5ish minutes everyday.

thank god she got a call from a client and noped the fuck out.

FINALLY. LET ME PAUSE AND STARE AT THIS FOR SOME TIME TO JUST.... CALM DOWN A LIL.

her scooty is broken and instead of moving it to the side, she's just standing in the middle of the road yelling at random ppl driving by to help. behen yeh kahan ka tareeka hai?

lol ok ruhaan, you're overreacting with the "meri hi gaadi ke saamne marna hai kya??" she didn't SUDDENLY stop in front of you. she was stopped there for a quite a bit before you drove up.

aaaaaaaaand they're now yelling at each other. is this what this show considers ~~~~~"SPARKS"~~~~~?

he's getting mad and OUFF YOU KNOW I'M A SUCKER FOR KUNAL'S GUSSA FACE IT MAKES ME SO HOT FOR HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

UNF!!!!!!!!!

waaaaaaaah, the tadiiiiiii.

heh, she's cute when she's monkeying around.

bro that knot does notttttttt look tight or secure enough.

he won't wear helmet. iss show mein bhi baalon ka guroooooooooor hai bande ko.

lololol.

HE'S SO CUTE WHEN HE'S MAD. 

I SHIPPPPPPPP IT ALREADYYYYYYYYY. MERI KASHTI DOOBNI HI DOOBNI HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELFFFFFF?????

pft, drove off without saying anyyyything. rude.

mishti/veer are as boring as raw white bread.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh. both that he's just taking her pics without her consent and that..... he's so wonder-struck by her. NO. YOUR GIRL IS PARI. FOCUS. *claps in front of his face*

UM EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????

DUDE YOU A CREEP. JFC.

GIRL DEKH KYA RAHI HO? EK JHAAPAD LAGAO ISKO.

precap: 

"classic masterpiece"??????? dude you're a fucking weirdo who doesn't understand personal boundaries.

danggggggg dat is one raunchy bachelorette party (by tellywood standards.)

which girl is ruhaan shocked at? masterpiece waali ya khataara waali? or is he just ogling the male stripper????

[stcllac]

muse intros part 2 yee yee

yejun roh

he’s basically just another one of my jin fcs so idk what to tell u fam

he has a pretty basic upbringing tbh ??? his parents are chill and work decent jobs and they were always fairly middle class ?? they didn’t stand out too much

they also come from gardeniaville aka where briar’s from so he grew up knowing her

except yejun made himself stand out bc he’s fuckin yejun and needs to be Stopped at all times

he knew from a young age that he was adorable and handsome and it kinda inflated his ego a bit and sure some people hated him for it but most people found it funny bc he wasn’t a dick about it he just made jokes and shit

he found himself doing some part time modelling when he was in high school, and he definitely enjoyed it and would have gone down just that route had it not been for an incident during his third modelling gig

basically he saw the outfit and was just “ooooh it’s pretty !! though i would’ve done this.....and this and this..........

the designer wasn’t offended tho and was just “you have a good eye boi maybe you should be a designer yourself

and the clouds parted and the light rained down and suddenly yejun knew exactly what he wanted to do in life

it actually wasn’t long before he rose to fame as both a designer and a model bc his confidence in his own abilities as well as his general appearance was through the roof sO

he now owns a brand simply named roh yejun, or rojun for short

he’s willing to work with just about anyone tho some people tend to avoid him bc he’s dramatic af which is valid tbh

like this is the guy who will make himself the star of his own fashion show and ensure that rose petals are falling down around him as he struts it down the runway i s2g

he has definitely shouted “THIS IS A GAY’S ONLY EVENT GO HOME” more than once

he knows that magic and all that jazz exists, but he believes that there’s always a science behind it, so he’s a certain brand of sceptic, like he needs to see it to believe it

potential connections & stuff !!

he’s probably worked with anyone famous sO mostly stuff with that tbh

portia galexia

alien princess !!

she’s from the planet lucaura which is a very magical planet that has a very strong connection with the stars and the various constellations in whatever galaxy they happen to be in

lucaura’s magic is very strong and a single (though well practiced) spell by the king or queen can send the entire planet into another galaxy, which is something they tend to do if their current position is threatened

this is how they ended up near earth, as the argenti had attempted to invade them and the royal family were having none of that, and so they spelled the planet to wherever the magic would take them, and thus they ended up close to earth. this was just over a year before the argenti stumbled upon earth themselves

the lucaurans are peaceful and diplomatic people, and so they sent their daughter portia down as a mediator in negotiations

they didn’t really have to try hard as earth as we know it has some strange and magical people, and so it wasn’t hard for her to be accepted, and portia was able to strike a deal where lucaura would protect earth in the case of danger and vice versa

portia is a very generous and kind individual, but can also be optimistically stubborn. if she thinks something can be fixed by her hand, she’ll make sure she does just that as soon as possible, and she can have a one track mind at times

she actually really likes it on earth and spends a lot of her time there. she initially lived near the space port downtown, but that became an infected zone pretty quickly, and so she lives in a skyscraper right by it

her parents made the decision to not tell the earthlings about their history with the argenti, a decision portia didn’t really agree with, but she trusts her judgement and instead focuses on ensuring the safety of the earthlings and the lucaurans

ever since she was young, she’s focused a lot on her magic, and so she has very strong powers that she gathers from the stars. they’re stronger at night for obvious reasons

her magic can be pretty op in terms of what she CAN do but there are definitely things that are generally forbidden in lucauran law, such as resurrection, murder, summoning the dead in any capacity, basically anything that is considered disrespectful is a big ‘no-no’

they don’t count killing argenti monsters as murder tho so go wild i guess

possible connections & stuff !!

if you’re a leader or hero of some kind, she’s probably at least met you once since she’s always trying to help and make connections

her attendant aka the sort of ?? official ?? who came down w/ her to earth bc those are the Rules yeet skeet

levi royce

an orphan boi

levi has absolutely no idea where he came from or who his real parents are or even what his birthday is but he’s roughly 18 so ??

he was left on the front steps of anna’s home when he was a wee bab and there was nothing to tie him to who tf he was so he didn’t have a name or birth certificate or aNYTHING

his name was given to him by one of the people who work there, and he was sORT OF adopted at that moment ?? but he lived in the orphanage bc his adoptive mother lived in the orphanage, and even then it was just this agreement that this child was the orphanage baby and he was everyone’s son

levi didn’t really question it until he was quite a bit older, about eight or nine, and they pretty much told him the truth bc he was pretty mature for his age and could take it

while he didn’t show it, it actually really affected him bc at least some of the other kids had a vague idea of where they’d come from, but not him apparently, he was a mystery

he refused to reveal how he felt to anyone tho bc he’d already made a name for himself as being the big brother to everyone in the orphanage, the one all the kids could rely on to be there with advice or a bedtime story, and he didn’t want to show weakness in front of them

while he’s a relatively calm person he goes into angry protective mode when the orphanage or the residents of it are threatened like he’s not playing he has a sword and he wILL use it

the day the argenti came, he’d had a really bad feeling, especially when the clouds starting coming in, and so he’d told the other kids to stay inside. sure enough, then came the argenti

he wasn’t able to save all of the kids tho as one of them went missing and he has no idea where they are, but he once again refuses to show his worry

he’s the type of guy who’s really soft around those he considers his family but can seem kinda distant to strangers, but that’s because he can be a bit distrustful at first

he absolutely sings the kids to sleep he has a heavenly voice

but he’s also kind of a dumbfuck with no sense of self preservation sometimes as well as being completely and utterly oblivious like jfc

possible connections & stuff !!

gimme more orphans like it doesn’t matter if they’re older or younger he’ll look after all of them ok

micah gilligan

speaking of dumbasses

micah is basically the epitome of a dumb teen he’s just ?? niCER THAN MOST I GUESS ??

he was (and still is tbh) the neighbourhood kid who would try stupid stunts and break his arms every month or so without giving a fuck like i s2g he’s immune to the pain to this point why is he like this

he lives in the cul-de-sac w/ the other kids there and grew up there from the time he was a wee bab so he ofc knows remy and thinks of him as his older brother of sorts

he’s super friendly and gets along with most people even tho he’s, as we’ve established, dUMB

his parents are just waiting until he graduates and he goes off to college

when the argenti first made themselves known he was just “WHAT” like everyone else, but after that, he was determined to get in contact with them

he didn’t meet an argenti, per say, but he met one of the monsters the argenti had made from a few nearby bushes. needless to say, it didn’t end all that well for him, and he had to be treated for burns, but at least he wasn’t dead

that hasn’t deterred him, though, and he’s determined to be of sOME use in the fight, and so he lets fighters come into his home while his parents are out and makes sure they’re fed and well-cared for, even lets them sleep upstairs if they need it

once he gets one of siwoo’s weapons in his hands he’s gonna be unstoppable tbh he’s gonna gO FOR IT

honestly it’ll be a miracle if he doesn’t end up killed

despite all of this, once he does figure out that someone is upset for whatever reason, he ensures that he pays attention to them and gives them whatever they need if he’s able to and is just there for them in general

too bad he’s an oblivious little shit half the time

possible connections & stuff !!

hi i need more cul-de-sac crew kids asap i want them All

any fighter around the suburbs that he could’ve helped !! he’s pretty friendly with all the people who have set up camp in their little enclosed area so !!

paige park

yall know my girl it’s been a while

she works for the agency that doesn’t have a proper name bc they’re that secretive that they’re just “the agency”

her parents were both agents who met while working there and badabing badaboom paige is conceived

paige’s father didn’t agree with the experiments the agency was doing in the science department, the ones where they were attempting to combine human dna with animal dna to make shapeshifting hybrids, and so he called them out on their bullshit and booked it once he was labelled as a traitor

what happened to him afterwards is officially unknown by most, but many speculate that he was assassinated

as a big ‘fuck you’ to the guy who tried to ruin their precious experiments, the agency decided that they would make test subjects out of paige’s mother and paige herself after she was born

the experiment on her mother, the one that was conducted barely a day after paige was born, was almost a success, but there were several factors that caused the project to fail, notably the fact that her mother was still recovering from giving birth and that the animal dna wasn’t large enough in quantity to overpower her genetics. she died on the operating table

paige ended up being part of an experiment along with a bunch of other infants, and it’s only then that the experiment was a success and the scientists realised that they would need to inject the dna and ensure its spread during the first few years of life, around a few weeks to five years old, though ideally around the three year mark

and thus, paige the platypus was created

she’s a stellar agent and is considered one of the best in the field, though this often means her workload is tough

most of her jobs prior to the invasion kept her close to the agency downtown, and while she’s still in the downtown area now, she has to stretch herself pretty thin sometimes

since she has platypus dna she can turn into a platypus, though the only ability she retains in her human form is electroreception, which basically means she can sense shit underwater

she’s sorta known as a big sister among the other animal agents bc of her personality, she’s very much the mum friend

she has no idea what happened to her parents and is pretty obedient when it comes to the agency

possible connections & stuff !!

i’ll always love me some more animal agents

even tho she’s focused on the argenti that doesn’t mean she can’t see other criminals in action, she’s more the tailing type tho sO she might stalk some shady people just :eyes emoji:

margaret corrs

she’s trying her best

maggie’s always been the responsible one out of her and her sister and that’s been the case since they were little

what she diDN’T expect was that she would end up becoming her sister’s legal guardian when their parents went missing under suspicious circumstances

her parents both worked for a well off family and her mother was a secretary and her father was a driver so they’re pretty much invisible workers ?? not that they’re unappreciated or anything it’s just that people tend to have conversations in front of them as if they aren’t there

aNYWAY one day they went to work but ended up not coming home which was of course sUPER concerning and so she went to the police to file the missing person’s report

long story short, she was to look after violet while the police did their investigation, but for a year and a half it was a constant string of no-shows and dead leads and shoddy police work and maggie was growing tired of it

she was already studying journalism so it wasn’t hard for her to become interested in investigative journalism and she used the skills she learned to start looking for hERSELF why her parents disappeared

the argenti attacked before she could get very far tho

and now that vi has gone missing she’s looking for her too and she’s stressed and feels terrible bc her entire family is gone why couldn’t i help them

she isn’t doing anything sUPER crazy yet, just looking around and asking questions, but the more time spent without any word from any of her family members the more determined she’s gonna be

she has literally nO time for the argenti fam she has a family to find and those dumbass aliens aren’t gonna stop her

she’s a pretty no-nonsense person and the mama bear will come out if you even tHINK of hurting anyone close to her i dare u

she can defend herself aDEQUATELY but not amazingly

potential connections & stuff !!

tbh she’s probably questioned anyone and everyone so !! anYONE TBH

castanea primus

succubus babie

except she’s not really a babie she’s just a Brat

after what happened to her parents back in the underland, castanea has always held a deep grudge against demons despite being one. as far as she’s concerned the only other demon she can trust is her older brother and everyone else can perish

that’s a major reason as to why when her brother moved away from the underland she was just “tAKE ME WITH YOU”, she really wanted out of there

some of her generalisations towards other demons have changed the way she sees herself, and so she doesn’t see herself as a good person in any capacity, so she doesn’t really try

upstanding citizen ?? what’s that ??

she’s not going around and doing crimes, but she just doesn’t care. she doesn’t care about school or how she’s going to get far in life. who needs to do that when you have the ability to charm someone into doing whatever you want them to ???

the daytime hours are when she acts the most human, going to school (most of the time) and spending most of her time with surface dwellers. her night time hours are usually spent at the club her brother works at, pestering him and anyone else who might come her way

tbh she can’t wait to be a hoe but only bc she wants to get stuff out of it

the argenti is something she tends to ignore for the most part, as in her opinion, her life on earth would likely just be cut short in some other way if they weren’t around, so why bother ??

very flippant about death as you can see, doesn’t really care if she lives or dies, but she isn’t about to tell anyone else that

she’s considered the ‘cool beauty’ type at school. beautiful, but hard for people to approach. she probably has a group of good friends but it’s unlikely that they know she’s a succubus

talks back to teachers with the most deadpan expression and calm voice

refuses to get Attached™

possible connections & stuff !!

fellow students !! her school friends !! even just people around the downtown area who know her !!

anyone she can get attached to, bc getting attached fUCKS HER UP

[queenklu]

So You Think You Can Dragon pt15: THE END

Part 1&2 | Part 14

I can’t believe we’ve made it. 

Int. Night Before the Battle:

Morrigan: What if I told you there’s a way to make sure the demon dies and it doesn’t kill you or Alistaire or Cannonfodder McDeadsoon (the third grey warden he doesn’t even go here)? 

Magnus: Heck yeah, sign me up! 

Morrigan: Fantastic, all you’ve gotta do is bang me.

Magnus: 

Morrigan: It’s genuinely no big deal, we’ll just conceive a child and then the demon when it’s looking for a host will jump into this infinitessimally small not even barely a cluster of cells 

Magnus: and then....you miscarry right and it’s dead that....way.......? 

Me: I can’t believe this game is sort of endorsing abortion but o--

Morrigan: Oh no the baby will be fine and grow up big and strong and definitely probably not evil? probably? 

Me: What in the FUCK is HAPPENING

Magnus: Okay but I feel like we’re glossing over the fact that I’m REAL GAY

Morrigan: does Zevran want you to DIE TOMORROW or bang one chick tonight? ;)

Magnus: I think we both know the answer to that but I still wish this game gave me the option to ASK

I let Morrigan know this is a garbage decision and I don’t want to do it, and she says the only other option is if she bangs ALISTAIRE. JFC. HEIR TO THE THRONE, DUMB AS A LABRADOR AND TWICE AS LOYAL, A L I S T A I R E

Magnus: Uhhh buddy? do you....wanttobangmorrigan?

Alistaire: da fuq

Magnus: you’rerightpretendineversaidanythingnevermindbye

Alistaire: Thank GOD you were joking HAHAHAHA

Me: oh my god what the FUCK do I do I AM NOT READY TO BE A FATHER

So. In the most cringe worthy bullshit thing I ever had to do in this whackado video game....for the good of THE WORLD.....I.........slept *gag* with Morrigan.

“that sure is the face of a guy who isn’t being coerced into sex” -- no one

I....just............Dragon Age why

Note: I did almost do all this bullshit for nothing bc some guy was all “Who do you want to bring with you on the last boss battle?” and i’m like “WYNNE” bc I figure we’ll need healing Real Bad and then Morrigan’s like “All that for nothing?? Well I’m gonna LEAVE THIS BATTLE RIGHT NOW” and i had to go back a save point -.-

Oh. You Know What Else I Found Out. In The Last Battle. 

I HAVE BEEN DELETING SKILLS TO FIT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES THE WHOLE!!! TIME!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT!!!! WE HAD FINITE!!!! SLOTS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“This is fine.” - Magnus

It only took me losing the first fight several times to realize there was a little box in the corner where I could call for help from the dwarves/men/elves who’d promised to help. Also with Morrigan’s lightning storm spell taking out all of the darkspawn grunts who walk into it and immediately die, so. Morrigan WAS good to have in the fight. 

AND ALSO the last battle had BASICALLY CANNONS and the dragon mostly held still and just got...shot. But not before chomping Grey Warden Cannonfodder McDeadsoon. 

I’m...honestly I’m just assuming the spirit thing worked and the demon jumped into Morrigan’s microscopic baby??? The graphics were real unclear. She also super bounced as soon as the fighting was done. 

And then...it was over. 

Alistaire offered me anything in his power, which was nice, but also not the bi-curious makeout session Magnus was hoping for. Wynne’s gonna stay behind and help him be king, which is GOOD, boy needs all the help he can get. Leliana’s off to fake!France, Sten is back to his homeland, asshole dwarf is going to drink himself to an early grave, and Zevran...

FLASHBACK TO THE BATTLE: 

Zevran: So...you’re not taking me with you? 

Magnus: I’ve got three slots, two of which have to be Morrigan and Alistaire, the other one has to be a tank, babe, and I think we can all agree that ain’t you

Zevran: True. Still, I would have fought with you...to the end. 

Magnus: Hey Zevran? I love you.

Zevran: [A DIRECT QUOTE] “Ah. Cruel to the end.” *moonwalks off to fight*

Me/Magnus: ....why 

END FLASHBACK / PRESENT DAY: 

Zevran: I’m probably going to get killed by Crows one day, even though we killed everyone who knew about me deserting, so I should probably move around a lot to keep that from happening

Magnus: ...kay

Zevran: But you’re going to stay here, right?

Magnus: Not without you.

Zevran: Then we stay. And we fight anyone who comes at us together, yes?

Magnus: *with heart-shaped tears dripping from his eyes* y-yeah *sniffle* 

What’s his name, Magnus’s brother who’s wife and kid got slain at the start of the game: Hey bro

Magnus: Who in the fuck are you

CREDITS ROLL:

AND LO, THE KINGDOM WAS MOSTLY OKAY. THE DWARVES WERE STILL MORONS WITH A BROKEN SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT THAT CRUMPLED IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE NEW KING DIED. BUT THINGS GOT NICER FOR THE ELVES IN TOWN, AND ALSO KIND OF FOR THE WOOD ELVES BUT A LITTLE BIT LESS. ALISTAIRE WAS A GOOD KING, WHICH SURPRISED EVERYONE. MORRIGAN WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN (OR WAS SHE) AND SHE WAS MAYBE PREGNANT (WHO SPIED ON US). UHHHH NOBODY ELSE GOT MENTIONED. I BET THEY DIDN’T WANT TO TELL ME THAT ZEVRAN AND I DIDN’T WORK OUT IN THE LONG RUN. LOOK I KNOW HE’S WILD AND FREE AND ALSO NEEDS ALL THE THERAPY. OH AND I GUESS THE CIRCLE’S DOING OKAY. DAGMA THE DWARF GOT A SHOUTOUT BUT NOT STEN OR LELIANA. HISTORY FORGOT ABOUT THEM I GUESS. THAT’S BULLSHIT. ANYWAY. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY, AND ALSO MY DASH FOR PUTTING UP WITH THESE RAMBLING RECAPS OF A DECADE-OLD VIDEO GAME. I’D LIKE TO PLAY THE NEXT ONE NOW THAT I’M AN ~EXPERT.~ AND I GUESS SINCE THE GAME DIDN’T GIVE ME MUCH OF AN ENDING I’LL GIVE MAGNUS ONE MYSELF: HE LIVED A GOOD LONG LIFE, LONGER THAN ANYONE EXPECTED, AND WHEN HE AND ZEVRAN LOVINGLY PARTED WAYS HE FOUND A GOOD OL’ BOY WITH WAY LESS BAGGAGE AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, AND ONE TIME ALISTAIRE GOT DRUNK AND SMOOCHED HIM AND GOT ALL BLUSHY AFTERWARD BUT DECIDED THEY’D BE BETTER AS FRIENDS. 

THE

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Musical inspired Shyan scenarios Pt. 2

Grease:

Ryan and Shane had an epic summer romance in Baja California where they met on the beach. Ryan only knows L.A. beaches at that point and is visiting family and they instantly click. It’s the entire sweet summer love with sharing milkshakes and holding hands and having their first kiss on the beach. At the end of summer they promise no hard feelings because they know they have to go back home and Shane at that point thinks he’s gonna study in Illinois and they know their relationship wouldn’t survive.

So Ryan goes to L.A. and goes to college and quickly joins a frat (because of course) and his friend Zach is in Tau Gamma (get it) and gets him in and introduces him to the (try) guys. While he befriends Keith, Ned and Eugene, he offhandedly mentions he just got out of a relationship because he had to split from his summer romance and the guys start to ask questions about “her” and Ryan isn’t sure how open this frat is and panics a little so he doesn’t correct the mistake and just talks about how they went bowling and made out under the dock and avoids pronouns. They laugh about Ned agonizing about them breaking up because Ned is a hopeless romantic, Keith tells Ryan that if it was meant to be, they’ll meet again, Eugene just slaps Ryan on the arm in appreciation when it gets to the dirtier parts and Zach makes everyone laugh by mentioning that if the Summer Girl has a friend or sister, Ryan knows Zach’s number to pass on. If they catch on that Ryan didn’t date a girl, they don’t show it.

Meanwhile Shane gets a spot in L.A. last minute to study film and also interns for the drama clubs manager doing lights and stuff. He meets the all-female drama club Ladylike (featuring the Violet girls) and makes fast friends, hanging out with them. Eventually, he tells them about Ryan and about that bittersweetness of having a lovely beach romance but then having to break up. He actually does tell them that Ryan goes to this college but he doesn’t know if it’s a good idea looking for him.

This is where it goes a bit “off script” because the girls are much nicer and also Ryan does not get into car racing. He does however get involved into some trouble because Ned has a soccer game coming up and gets the guys to help him try steal the mascot of the other team. They get caught and a bit of a fight ensues, nothing serious, but Ryan ends up spraining his wrist. Ned feels super guilty about it so he runs a bunch of errands in return. When Ryan’s laptop crashes while he’s rendering a video for his thesis, Ned mentions that his girlfriend-almost-fiancee knows a guy who helps the drama club who also studies film and probably can safe the video and this is how Ryan and Shane meet again. At first it’s super awkward because Ryan didn’t expect to see Shane again and now he thinks about having to fess up to the guys and even though he knows they’re not really like that, he knows frats can be stupid and he’s afraid they’re gonna kick him out. Shane understands Ryan’s panic and is fine with leaving him alone but of course Ryan doesn’t want that. So they start dating in secret and Shane mostly fusses over Ryan for getting in trouble and hurting himself. He almost goes to confront Ned at some ponit but Ryan stops him. One day Zach walks in on them kissing and Ryan begs him not to tell the others so Zach promises to keep his mouth shut. He does however seek out the drama club to see if they can make things less awkward for Ryan.

Meanwhile Ned and Keith overhear Shane and Ryan talking and Shane tries to get Ryan to leave the frat (he doesn’t say why but Ryan knows Shane doesn’t like that Ryan has to be afraid of being “found out” and has to hide who he is all the time. Also they sometimes get a bit reckless when it comes to frat rivalries and he’s afraid that Ryan is really gonna hurt himself). The guys misinterpret it and think Shane is just trying to get Ryan to join another frat and Ned feels betrayed as the Leader and confronts Ryan later and Ryan misunderstands and panics and texts Shane that they can’t see each other for a while. Shane assumes that means that Ryan breaks up with him and mopes mostly to himself, except the Ladylike crew finds out. Once they coax the story out of him, they walk up to Tau Gamma and nearly kick in the door demanding that Ryan comes out and apologizes. Eugene is like “wtf I know half these girls why are they so mad” and Ryan can’t take it anymore and blurts out that he was dating Shane and doesn’t know how to fix things and the guys are like “jfc Ryan you could just... you know talk to your friends sometimes” and Ned is like “DID I RUIN LOVE” and once he chills out they invite everyone in and sit in the living room, ladies and guys together while ryan and shane sit in ryan’s room and make up and then they “make up” while everyone sitting downstairs is loudly sipping coffee and talking about the weather pointedly ignoring everything (except for eugene who sometimes comments the noises coming from there and then everyone has to ignore eugene which is harder than ignoring banging upstairs) and by the end of the year they show student films and go for a dance party and things are cool.