#they have the funniest interactions

[weezley]

headcanon that MC is scribbling down size calculations so she can figure out how to take mandrakes on her travels, Sebastian and Ominis are like "wtf are you doing now?"

so she just shrugs and says "im gonna throw them at trolls", completely joking, but both boys are like YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT?!?!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Never gonna live that down.

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[svtskneecaps]

ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it

and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain

and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen

like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that

[ministarfruit]

bitter tea 🍵

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I have the smallest crumb of a theory. But what if howdy is mean to Latter because he’s self-conscious of being the only caterpillar (and repressed) and takes it out on his brother as a consequence. Because social expectations at the time gave him an excuse to do so?

no. ok. hoo boy. Allow Me To Be Insane Over The Most Prominent Thought I've Had Since Seeing The Update (about howdy)

i will try to be as eloquent and articulate as possible. ahem:

THAT FRUITY ASS CATERPILLAR IS REPRESSED AS FUCK, ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?? MY GOD. HOMEBOY HAS ISSUES STACKED ON ISSUES. GET HIM SOME THERAPY.

ok. ok ok ok. Now allow me to be articulate and eloquent

so obviously Howdy is almost certainly queer in the men-loving flavor. if i'm wrong about this my confidence will never recover. But I'm Willing To Take That Chance. so he's definitely queer, right? his.. well his everything points to it, but the final nail in the coffin are his rainbow suspenders from the group Homewarming artwork from Eddie's prolonged breakdown.

but this update i think showed us deeper into that part of him. and i take the shipping goggles off for genuine analysis, so when i say this i believe that there is Serious Evidence and seems Genuinely Plausible - if Howdy doesn't have feelings for Barnaby, i'll eat my cat.

the above is important to say because it Directly ties in to how Howdy treats Latter AND Eddie.

so. Howdy is likely gay or bi, what have you. i'm guessing gay. he obviously has feelings for Barnaby. SO WHAT I'M SAYING IS that i don't think Howdy treats Latter the way he does because of the caterpillar thing, I think Howdy treats Latter the way he does because Latter is genuine and Howdy is not.

what does this have to do with Eddie? well. look at Latter and Eddie in relation to each other. they're both... how do i say... Open. and not - not effeminate, but yes, for lack of of a better word, effeminate. just enough to make one go "huh." and Howdy treats them the same way - dismissive, apathetic, one could even say avoidant.

i wouldn't be shocked if Howdy picked up on their queerness (and if Latter isn't queer, his comfort with himself / his behavior & interests) and is on the defensive about it - likely subconsciously.

and with Latter specifically. Howdy could have also picked up on the way his other family members treat him if they're all also dismissive - as Seeya seems to be as well. i mean, it fits right in line with the time period! homophobia - internalized in Howdy's case (again, most likely). the blatant favoritism, the dismissive nature, it all adds up. even if no one outright knows, that subconscious recognition (or outright suspicion!) will do this

i mean, Latter makes me think of two things. 1) being the only queer kid in a family (especially large). 2) being a middle child. there was a third but i forgor. it felt important! it's gone now! anyway it's also Super telling comparing how Howdy treats Latter (emotional, earnest, open) to how he treats Beeya (oozing stereotypical masculinity)

tl;dr so i don't think it's really "expectations giving Howdy an excuse" as it is "subconscious / internalized homophobia causes Howdy to act the way he does"

as always, take all this with a Hefty grain of salt!

[batsplat]

[envy-of-the-apple]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i cant believe someones mad that i make rules for my own blog and i enforce them.

like??? i write PORN. not even porn i write like coercive dark rape fantasies. its bad shit yall it aint for kids! im sorry i dont like the idea of 15 year olds reading porn that I've written😭😭😭😭😭

[spectacledraws]

skrimir and soren are so eventually friends in my head !

[bitchthefuck1]

Most underrated Succession dynamic

[fer3112]

I'm sorry to new fans but they'll never have what we oldies have: Ugly ass official character art and Rick Riordan threatening to kill characters while answering readers tweets

[quaranmine]

I also managed to piss off a guy today on the way to work just by wearing a light blue dress shirt. Very unintentionally, mind you. I didn't choose the color on purpose, I just own a lot of it (my phone case and purse are also both light blue, and I pair a fair bit of my workwear with navy.)

He was like, "You have a lot of color coordination today." Not in a friendly way.

Me, startled because I didn't expect to be spoken to: Oh! Thanks :)

He immediately glared at me, rolled his eyes, and got off the train since we were rolling into the next stop. I think I pissed him off by taking it like a compliment when he was trying to insult me lmao (by assuming a light blue dress shirt with brown slacks and a silk neck scarf is....a political statement? maybe?) Like whatever he was trying to do just immediately backfired when I acted cluelessly pleasant in return.

[oh-great-another-blog-posts]

have I ever talked about these two? Funniest one sided rivalry cmon enstars .

[lowrezbonuslevel]

you're embarrassing me in front of our incomprehensible managers!

completely mystified by this ancient forum troll and his favorite kid emotional support sycophant

[morewonders]

It’s one thing (juvenile as fuck, but I digress) to respond to every picture/video of LFJ/Tommy Kinard with “jumpscare” or “I almost threw up”, but when an account mentions Tommy Vega from 911 Lone Star and all the responses are some variation of “name jumpscare” I get HEATED. My wife Gina Torres has nothing to do with your bullshit, you leave her out of this! Don’t perceive her!

[pocketramblr]

It's all my fault

[zan0tix]

A fun warmup ^^!!

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