#they have proof!

[trekkerac]

i'm not like other guys i take an angsty au and make it a comedy

Ford: I've managed to record substantial evidence on tape, such as floating objects, footsteps that are not my own, and radio weirdness; The host or singer will slip in observations of my being that I simply cannot chalk up to coincidence. Whether this being is a ghost, or one of Bills tricks I've yet to discover… There are more dubious encounters such as the whispers, spine shivering chills, and of the brief shadowy figures I see down dark hallways. (Proof of an apparition? or simply a hallucination dreamt up by my sleep deprived mind?) I fear my mind is slipping further and further-

Ford: What is that blasted noise?! Stan: Cartoons got ghosts shockingly realistic! Ford: Reminds me of... being annoyed.

[kizzer55555]

Ok, so this inspired me. Basically, Jazz and Danny are running away after Jack and Maddie died in a lab accident due to the GIW. The Guys in White are now hunting both Danny and Liminal Jazz so the two run away. However, the GIW manage to keep tracking them down. So Jazz and Danny need to find a new tactic. They manage to get their hands on some magical amulets that Danny tracked down using his powers and ghostly connections. These are similar to the dragon amulets that Dorothea and her brother used. Put them on, and you will turn into an animal of your choice.

Danny and Jazz used the amulets to shape-shift and give the GIW the slip. They need to cross a forest? A pair of deer is no bother. Had to get over a canyon? A simple sparrow and hawk could be seen flying by. Had to cross a river? That fish and turtle seem awfully determined to cross.

Then eventually they reach Gotham and turn into a common dog and cat. However, things get…complicated. During a. Rougue attack, they lose the amulets and they discover a small side effect. Apparently, unlike Dorathea and Aragon, if the amulet comes off, they do not automatically revert to their natural form.

well, at least they have their ghost/liminal powers (Jazz is stronger, faster, and tougher than a normal person and can sense/taste emotion.) Now they have to get their amulets back.

Then they stumble across a local vigilante stuck under some rubble caused by the same villain attack. Well, it’s not like they could just leave him right?

Jason awoke to two random street animals saving his life and doing things that normal animals…really shouldn’t be able to do. That dog just lifted an entire steel beam in it’s jaws like it was a common stick. And he’s pretty sure the cat just phase shifted to his side. Because of the helmet, the siblings don’t realize Jason woke up.

Once finished and sure that help is arriving, Danny and Jazz leave to find their amulets. And Jason meanwhile, takes note of the two meta animals in his part of the city.

They keep running into each other. Danny and Jazz are having a hard time getting food now that they can’t shift back into human. It’s also harder to find a place to stay. The city is too crowded to use their powers, that would be a dead giveaway that they weren’t normal and likely get the GIW’s attention. And they can’t talk in this form either. Sure, they can understand each other and other animals but no matter how hard they try, the dog and cat mouth just wasn’t made to speak human language and all that comes out are grrrs and soft mews. Jazz does her best to keep her little brother safe now that he’s in such a tiny and vulnerable form. She growls at anyone who comes close to them. Danny meanwhile, uses his abilities to secretly get most of their food.

Then they spot that vigilante guy from before and he starts leaving out food after seeing how skinny they are (he must not have noticed before with the concussion). Slowly but surely, he earns their trust. At least enough for him to get close without the dog growling at him. It sort of evolves from there. Jason had made it very obvious when he enters or exists certain buildings, letting them know without words that these were his places. He even makes direct eye contact (Jason knew these animals were more intelligent than normal, although he assumed it was due to the ‘meta gene’), and he leaves his place open for them to come in (he’s not sure how they managed to get in through the 4th story window but once he realized it was possible he just started leaving the window unlocked).

Jazz and Danny recognize Red hood’s apartment as a safe place with food and shelter and they stop by there when they need it as they search for the amulets. They do so more and more until it starts being more common to see Jazz sleeping on Jason’s couch or Danny curled up next to the vigilante as he sharpens his knives. They spend more time in the apartment than out. They also start following Jason around (never out in public though, only his goons know about Jason’s two little shadows. They think it’s adorable. Danny absolutely deliberately curls up on Red Hood’s shoulder while in view. It is a universal law that when a cat sleeps on you, you cannot move. And Danny abuses that power, especially in front of Red Hood’s henchmen. His bad boy rep is being shredded to pieces by tiny little claws without a shred of mercy).

Jazz and Danny become comfortable with red hood and he even gives them collars so that no one messes with them or they end up at the pound (again). Picking out names was a chore though. Danny and Jazz refused every suggestion until Jason got them right. Danny’s was pretty easy, he just kept going through names until he eventually got it. Jazz was a bit harder as he only got it when the dog kept changing his speaker music to Jazz music. She would just come over and swipe at his phone with her nose or go to a nearby radio and turn the dial with her teeth. So for a while, it was just Danny and Dog (affectionately known by the goons as the DDs) (although Jason never caller her Dog to Jazz’s face.)

Danny and Jazz wish they could talk to Jason and explain to him what they need. After all, as comfortable as this is, they need to be able to return to human form some time. Jason hasn’t actually claimed ownership of them. They come and go as they like. But he’s starting to learn why people get therapy animals. He hasn’t been this relaxed in months.

On an unrelated note, Damian is ecstatic when Jason tries to casually ask for pet care advice and he weasels out the information that Jason got two animals. Not only that, two meta animals. Jason absolutely must bring them over for play dates and walks. Titus recognizes Jazz as an alpha and respects her while Danny does his absolute best to get Alfred the cat to play with him.)

Danny would fail the wall test 😔 (click for clarity)

[wormspoodle]

thinking about the "a better world" dimension where stan did take the journal

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[chloesimaginationthings]

How to calm down Roxy in FNAF security breach

[bixels]

Learning that fans hated Applejack and called her "boring" is crazyyy to me because I genuinely, unironically believe AJ's the most complex character in the main six.

Backstory-wise, she was born into a family of famers/blue collar workers who helped found the town she lives in. She grew up a habitual liar until she had the bad habit traumatized outta her. She lost both her parents and was orphaned at a young age, having to step up as her baby sister's mother figure. She's the only person in the main gang who's experienced this level of loss and grief (A Royal Problem reveals that AJ dreams about memories of being held by her parents as a baby). She moved to Manhattan to live with her wealthy family members, only to realize she'll never fit in or be accepted, even amongst her own family. The earlier seasons imply she and her family had money problems too (In The Ticket Master, AJ wants to go to the gala to earn money to buy new farm equipment and afford hip surgery for her grandma).

Personality-wise, she's a total people-pleaser/steamroller (with an occasional savior complex) who places her self worth on her independence and usefulness for other people, causing her to become a complete workaholic. In Applebuck Season, AJ stops taking care of herself because of her obsessive responsibilities for others and becomes completely dysfunctional. In Apple Family Reunion, AJ has a tearful breakdown because in she thinks she dishonored her family and tarnished her reputation as a potential leader –– an expectation and anxiety that's directly tied to her deceased parents, as shown in the episode's ending scene. In The Last Roundup, AJ abandons her family and friends out of shame because believes she failed them by not earning 1st place in a rodeo competition. She completely spirals emotionally when she isn't able to fulfill her duties toward others. Her need to be the best manifests in intense pride and competitiveness when others challenge her. And when her pride's broken, she cowers and physically hides herself.

Moreover, it's strongly implied that AJ has a deep-seated anger. The comics explore her ranting outbursts more. EQG also obviously has AJ yelling at and insulting Rarity in a jealous fit just to hurt her feelings (with a line that I could write a whole dissection on). And I'm certain I read in a post somewhere that in a Gameloft event, AJ's negative traits are listed as anger.

Subtextually, a lot of these flaws and anxieties can be (retroactively) linked to her parents' death, forcing her to grow up too quickly to become the adult/caregiver of the family (especially after her big brother becomes semiverbal). Notice how throughout the series, she's constantly acting as the "mom friend" of the group (despite everything, she manages to be the most emotionally mature of the bunch). Notice how AJ'll switch to a quieter, calmer tone when her friends are panicking and use soothing prompts and questions to talk them through their emotions/problems; something she'd definitely pick up while raising a child. Same with her stoicism and reluctance at crying or releasing emotions (something Pinkie explicitly points out). She also had a childhood relationship with Rara (which, if you were to give a queer reading, could easy be interpreted as her first 'aha' crush), who eventually left her life. (Interestingly enough, AJ also has an angry outburst with Rara for the same exact reasons as with EQG Rarity; jealous, upset that someone else is using and changing her). It's not hard to imagine an AJ with separation anxiety stemming from her mother and childhood friend/crush leaving. I'm also not above reading into AJ's relationship with her little sister (Y'all ever think about how AB never got to know her parents, even though she shares her father's colors and her mother's curly hair?).

AJ's stubbornness is a symptom of growing up too quickly as well. Who else to play with your baby sister when your brother goes nonverbal (not to discount Big Mac's role in raising AB)? Who else to wake up in the middle of the night to care for your crying baby sister when your grandma needs her rest? When you need to be 100% all the time for your family, you tend to become hard-stuck with a sense of moral superiority. You know what's best because you have to be your best because if you're aren't your best, then everything'll inevitably fall apart and it'll be your fault. And if you don't know what's best –– if you've been wrong the whole time –– that means you haven't been your best, which means you've failed the people who rely on you, which means you can't fulfill your role in the family/society, which makes you worthless . We've seen time and time again how this compulsive need to be right for the sake of others becomes self-destructive (Apple Family Reunion, Sound of Silence, all competitions against RD). We've seen in The Last Roundup how, when no longer at her best, AJ would rather remove herself from her community than confront them because she no longer feels of use to them.

But I guess it is kinda weird that AJ has "masculine" traits and isn't interested in men at all. It's totally justified that an aggressively straight, misogynistic male fandom would characterize her as a "boring background character." /s

At the time of writing this, it's 4:46AM.

[marfian]

Daemon walking around Harrenhal like

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

There weren't a lot of Rogues that Damian approved of. Some were correct in their assessment, like Poison Ivy , who pointed out that people were destroying the planet, but she went about changing things in all the wrong ways.

But this one, a practical phantom, had caught his interest. None of his family have managed to catch him, and aside from attacking people found abusing animals or other civilians, he had committed no violent crimes.

No, this person's MO was to break into abandoned homes, factories, businesses, and "areas of notice" to turn them into animal sanctuaries overnight. That or he would build odd structures in random places for stray animals or homeless people to crawl into for safety and warmth.No one knew how he did it as it seemed many of these structures were fused together to build them in the absence of nails or adhesives.

Whats more is that these creations were large and incredibly durable, making them a nightmare to remove or take apart.

As an artist himself, he didn't exactly see the abstract formations as an eyesore, but was instead intrigued by them, regardless of what he told the others.

Honestly, he thinks father is after this person not for justice but for the need to know.

Especially after one of the largest of these installations popped up inside Wayne Enterprises own lobby without a trace or hint of how it got there.

As Danny is rummaging through a heap of scraps disguised as a homeless man, he wonders what he should make next and where to put it

[cowardlykrow]

Quick, find him the closest meteor-

[starlightomatic]

something about how the disability rights movement got watered down, in people's eyes, from "we demand that buildings are built to physically accommodate us, eg with ramps" to "there's nothing we can do about the world around us, but it would be nice if people were more accepting of seeing people stim"

[nachosforfree]

you and yourself and conversations with no one else

[lturnips]

Someone who doesn't know anything about greek mythology watching Kaos: yh this is probs pretty accurate

Someone who knows a fair bit about greek mythology watching Kaos: this is so inaccurate they have changed everything

Someone who had studied greek mythology watching Kaos: omg omg omg so much of this is so accurate

[editing-tips69]

guys,,,, where he bow tie go

[hinamie]

back on my free! brainrot

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike vs Vanny on ordering pizzaplex food