#they dont sell arnold palmers here

[shishkili]

FUCK YOU GOD, I'LL MAKE MY OWN GOD DAMN ARNOLD PALMER.

[savetopnow]

2018-03-16 09 SPORTS now

SPORTS

Barstool Sports

Girl Scouts Change Their Rules And Make It Okay To Sell Girl Scout Cookies In Front Of Weed Dispensaries

College Baseball Announcer Becomes Befuddled While Reading A Pitcher’s Bio Filled With Always Sunny Quotes

Rory McIlroy Announces Tiger Woods Is The Undisputed Greatest Player Of All Time

Is It Acceptable For Some Strange Lady To Take A Selfie With My Dogs Without Permission?

Michael Rapaport gives an inspirational Slam Dunk contest speech and his NBA mid-season awards

Deadspin

Hold Me

Report: Georgia Hires Tom Crean

UEFA Rudely Fines Besiktas For Delightful Cat On Pitch

EA Puts Dana White In UFC 3, Makes Him Inexplicably Powerful

We Like This Old Nun From Loyola-Chicago

ESPN

Sources: Crean near deal to be Georgia coach

Sources: Grant fails Ravens' physical, deal null

The roller coaster for Trae Young comes to an end at Oklahoma

Saints, Pelicans owner Tom Benson dies at 90

Sources: Raiders add WR Nelson; Crabtree cut

FiveThirtyEight Sports

Beside The Points For Thursday, March 15, 2018

Losing An NCAA Tournament Game From Every Seed Isn’t Easy, But These Schools Are Trying

What The Former Cavs GM Thinks About These New-Look Cavs

Want To Know Who Will Win During March Madness? Go Back To The Preseason Polls.

The Tournament’s Most Likely First-Round Upsets

Reddit Sports

March madness. The Office edition

Tom Benson, New Orleans Saints and Pelicans owner and self-made billionaire, dies at 90

Tom Benson, owner of New Orleans Saints and Pelicans, dies of flu at age 90.

Donte Ingram clutch three to give Loyola the lead with .3 seconds left

New Orleans Saints owner Tom Benson has passed away

SB Nation

NCAA bracket scores 2018: Results and highlights from Thursday

The best remaining NFL free agents

Tom Crean, Georgia agree to head coaching contract, according to report

DeAndre Ayton is college basketball’s best big man. Here’s how to watch him in the first round of the NCAA tournament.

Sister Jean is Loyola-Chicago’s 98-year-old scouting report writing nun who got props from Barack Obama

Sports Illustrated

Arnold Palmer Invitational Round 1: Stenson Leads, Tiger in Contention at Bay Hill

Red Bull Salzburg 0-0 Borussia Dortmund: Impressive Austrians See Off Underwhelming BVB

Arsenal Finishes Off AC Milan to Reach Europa League Quarterfinals

OFICIAL | Los ocho clasificados para los cuartos de final de la Europa League

Watch: Loyola Fans Go Wild In Chicago Bar After Donte Ingram's Game-Winner Over Miami

The Ringer

Saints and Pelicans Owner Tom Benson Dies at 90

Loyola-Chicago’s Buzzer-beater Was a Perfect March Madness Moment

‘Damage Control’: How Not to Talk About ‘A Wrinkle in Time’ and Ava DuVernay

Who Got Help, Who Didn’t, and Who Will Pay Off Come September

The Raiders Are Getting Older, but Are They Getting Better?

Yahoo! Sports

It's Madness: Last-second 3 lifts Loyola Chicago

Receiver Jordy Nelson lands with Oakland Raiders, who cut Michael Crabtree

Jordan Bell drives Bill Walton back to hotel after Warriors beat Luke's Lakers

Rams caused Robert Woods to miss a bonus, so they made it up to him

Tiger Woods drains 71-foot birdie putt to take lead in Arnold Palmer Invitational